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00:00Guys, it's about school crushes.
00:03If you love the truth,
00:05please like this episode without watching.
00:07Yeah!
00:30It's called Popcorn.
00:32In the 11th grade,
00:34the average girl becomes Papa's puppy.
00:36And the 95% topper becomes a 45% backbencher.
00:41So enter at your own risk.
00:43No cap.
00:49Very very good morning,
00:51my dear friends and respected teachers.
00:55I, Ritam Bhola,
00:58welcomes you all to 11th standard.
01:01And in this pleasure,
01:02I have my today's speech.
01:04Look, this girl is not cringe.
01:07But this highly competitive Nippa Nibbi market
01:10is increasing in this highly competitive market.
01:13This is an ordinary photo.
01:15But,
01:16study number one,
01:19study number two,
01:22study number three.
01:24Don't be a psycho stalker.
01:27It's just desperate.
01:30In the last 10 years,
01:32the 10th or 12th class result
01:34is 100%.
01:35Bro!
01:36Stooti is here.
01:37But Commerce without Metz's clan
01:38is here.
01:39Here!
01:40Meet,
01:41Sarojmi Nagar Ka Amir Zadha.
01:43Raman Agarwal.
01:44His school's white shirt
01:46and his mouth.
01:47So he has no detergent.
01:50When are you dumb?
01:51Who knows?
01:52Since Anirban is such a big part of Raman's life,
01:57his pronouns are Anir slash Pan.
02:00I'll tell you 10 minutes.
02:03I'll tell you 10 minutes.
02:04Hi.
02:05This is your life, right?
02:07I'll be your best bro.
02:08Now,
02:09I can take hers to the water,
02:11but can't make it drink water.
02:13Ban?
02:14On the point?
02:15Ban?
02:16But,
02:17Dimple?
02:18Dimple,
02:19Dimple Chaddha.
02:20Please.
02:21Toh Anirban ki braya hai kya?
02:22Dil ke paas
02:23and dare for support.
02:28Naaam,
02:29Dimple Chaddha.
02:34Parban na chaatii hai,
02:35Dimple Winfrey,
02:36Dimple Musk
02:38or Dimple Degeneres.
02:40Kyyongki 23 sÄl ki umar tak
02:42800 karoor ki antreprenyor banne ka ambition hai iska.
02:47That is why I am trustee Mehta Susha.
02:48I am trustee Mehta sir's favorite too.
02:51I don't think
02:52KLPD would have
02:53ever got a principle
02:55as efficient as me
02:57and
02:58trustee sir knows
02:59mere alawa
03:00aur koi efficient principle ho bhi nai saka.
03:04So,
03:05is saal ke session ke ye
03:06I am very very excited.
03:08Ban?
03:09Because I am sure
03:10that KLPD may not be one,
03:12not two
03:13but many doors will open to your future.
03:16If
03:17you
03:18students
03:19and teachers
03:20mere dissipline sa chalenge,
03:21then
03:22KLPD
03:23bhoot jald
03:24sirf
03:25Delhi ka hi nahi
03:26Raman
03:27go back to your line.
03:28Raman,
03:29go back to your line.
03:30area
03:31Raman
03:32Raman
03:33Raman
03:34Raman
03:35Raman
03:36Raman
03:37Raman
03:38raman
03:39Raman
03:40Sig
03:41Raman
03:42Raman
03:43Raman
03:44Raman
03:45La
03:53Raman
03:56This year, head boy or head girl, science se hi burning.
04:06What?
04:07Thanks to your commerce seniors, in 2017, bathroom met Diwali bomb blast.
04:142019, classroom met potty care.
04:19And latest, 2022, kande komode raja.
04:23Present sir.
04:25I am a public troller of high school.
04:28It's a joke, right?
04:30I am a joke, right?
04:32I am a joke in this joke.
04:34I sit in the commode.
04:35I sit in the face and sit in the face.
04:37And all the gossip of school is happening.
04:40I am the child who runs away from the house.
04:44And comes to someone's hand.
04:47Nobody knows who I am.
04:50And the first commode raja flop show.
04:53Three times commerce failure.
04:57Mokun sahu.
04:59Yeah, he is full of shit.
05:01But can't be commode raja.
05:03Ever.
05:05Shut up.
05:06Out.
05:07Let's see.
05:08In this time, who is this iconic sash?
05:09Pantha?
05:10Everyone dismiss now.
05:11Bad child.
05:12What are you doing here?
05:14Is boy child's moral support.
05:17Is boy child's moral support.
05:42Bro.
05:47I am sorry, bro.
05:51Define 10 vote results.
05:55What?
05:56A phenomenon that two friends talk about.
06:00Bro.
06:01Technically, we are still in the same stream.
06:03And we are not in the same place.
06:05So, we will become a club.
06:07Saleh.
06:08I don't know the line with scale.
06:10You will have a line on the line.
06:12There are my own sweets.
06:13But where do you want to eat Shalini?
06:15Why don't you like Shalini?
06:16Because you like that.
06:17It's a chocolate bomb.
06:19I like to say that too.
06:21But I will eat two plates extra.
06:22Why?
06:23Because you have to bite.
06:24I have a crush on Shalini.
06:26I didn't invite Shalini to my party.
06:28Why?
06:29Because you fought with Shalini.
06:31Shalini was like that.
06:35Bro.
06:36You know.
06:37I saved my post on Instagram on the 8th class.
06:42I have to wait until I live.
06:44And bro.
06:45In the 10th class of farewell group photo.
06:47You didn't have to stand on me.
06:49This.
06:50This.
06:51This.
06:52This is the problem.
06:53After cutting.
06:54You know that you are cutting.
06:57Hey.
06:58Raman bro.
06:59You are going to go on a world tour.
07:01You are going to go on a world tour.
07:10Shit.
07:11You are not doing this.
07:12Raman is my world bro.
07:14The, the world tour.
07:21Ex-bro is going to go on 200 rupees.
07:23Give him.
07:24And tell him.
07:25Go on in the car.
07:27Raman, listen.
07:31G-E-R-R-Y.
07:33M-A-N.
07:34D-E-R.
07:35I-N-G.
07:36Sir.
07:37In the eight standard spell-b competition.
07:38I had to win a trophy for school.
07:40Okay.
07:41So?
07:43Sir, I'm coming to the third standard to the tenth standard.
07:47And in the tenth, my All India rank was 8.
07:49With 97.9%.
07:51So?
07:52So, sir, I should become head girl.
07:54I have all the qualities.
07:57Wow, very nice.
07:59But you know, you don't have science today.
08:02Sir, I feel that you need to become head girl.
08:05Science or commerce.
08:07Very thoughtful of you.
08:09But you know what?
08:10We are a team.
08:11And I'm on your side.
08:13Now, get lost and complain to the highest authorities.
08:16Out!
08:18But sir, you are the highest authority.
08:20Then don't complain.
08:21Get lost!
08:25Thanks.
08:26Get lost now.
08:28Out.
08:38Out.
08:39I am sure I keep on the side.
08:54You're good.
08:56I am sure you are.
09:09I don't know.
09:26Hey, Baskar, until you're going to be hungry?
09:28With my eyes.
09:29Hey!
09:30Hey, man.
09:31I'm being crushed for three years.
09:33Let's go and tell you now.
09:34You know the song in Delhi?
09:35They tell you all the way.
09:37But no one can't cut the ticket.
09:39Okay.
09:40Play.
09:41Cut it.
09:51Look!
09:53Look, Sudi.
09:54Before that, I'm going to die again.
09:55For you, I changed my career.
09:57The stream changed.
09:58Everything changed.
09:59The course changed.
10:00Before that, there is also a friend.
10:01Please don't mind.
10:02I like Sudi Sharma.
10:05Really?
10:06If I become head girl, my tone will be full.
10:17That means you too?
10:19Yes.
10:20Eight standards.
10:22She's top to become head girl, right?
10:25That's why you're second priority.
10:27What happened?
10:28What happened?
10:29Ideal crime.
10:30You stole my heart.
10:31I stole yours.
10:32Now, just say three magical words.
10:33How do I say it?
10:34How do I say it?
10:35Try it with your mouth.
10:36I'll listen with your heart.
10:37I'll listen with your heart.
10:38You stole my heart.
10:39You stole yours.
10:40You stole my heart.
10:41I stole yours.
10:44Now, just say three magical words.
10:49How do I say it?
10:51Try it with your mouth.
10:53I'll listen with your heart.
11:00You?
11:01No.
11:02I.
11:03You.
11:04Simple.
11:05I.
11:06Love.
11:11Then you.
11:12Your zip is open.
11:14Huh?
11:15Your zip is open.
11:16You keep?
11:17Your zip is open.
11:18You keep?
11:32My name is VSA.
11:33I can't say it.
11:34You can't say it.
11:35I can't think of it.
11:36I am used to say.
11:37I usually do not say it.
11:38You are a lactose.
11:39I have to say it with my mouth.
11:40You are a bit of knowledge,
11:41and I am a little business.
11:42The only actress and I have to say,
11:43is when I eat in my mouth.
11:44As good as I eat,
11:45I am not a phyx.
11:46I have to say,
11:47I'll do not say anything else.
11:48There is.
11:49It's been a phyx,
11:50I am a phyx.
11:51The strange guy in my mouth.
11:52You're a phyx,
11:53I have to say a phyx,
11:54I have to say something
11:56you're a phyx.
11:57I have to say it.
11:58Look, either this Komode Raja is a sidekick of psychics,
12:03who knows everything else,
12:07or then you have me gossiped with him.
12:09In one day, anger and anger,
12:12how do you see yourself on the screen?
12:14Dimple, tell her that I haven't said anything to anyone.
12:18Come on, tell me.
12:22I haven't said anything to anyone.
12:24Raman, you know,
12:26I got the opportunity to take this tooth with the first time
12:28to take the tooth in the same section.
12:32You will believe.
12:35But it's priority to her, right?
12:37Priority?
12:39Saleh Tatti?
12:40It's a friend.
12:42Dimple, my first friend is a friend.
12:46My first friend is a friend.
12:48This is that friend.
12:50You make a fake ID on Instagram,
12:52you tell her to comment on the photo.
12:54No.
12:55You broke the door.
12:56Sorry, sorry.
12:57Sorry, sorry.
12:58Sorry, sorry.
12:59What's that?
13:00Stop.
13:01Stop.
13:02Stop.
13:03Stop.
13:04Stop.
13:05Stop.
13:06Stop.
13:07Stop.
13:22Stop.
13:23I'm smart.
13:24Sorry.
13:25I'm sorry, sorry.
13:38It's a fool.
13:39I'm sorry, sorry.
13:40Stop.
13:41Go forimmer of that.
13:42Stop.
13:43Stop.
13:44Stop.
13:45Stop.
13:46Stop.
13:47Stop.
13:48Stop.
13:49Stop.
13:50Stop.
13:51Stop.
13:52I'm going to go to the bathroom.
14:19Guys, I'm 500 meters.
14:22I don't want to talk to you.
14:36Creep.
14:40Don't say creep.
14:42Don't say victim of circumstances.
14:44Tell me.
14:49And that commode racha post was a prank.
14:53I don't like you.
14:56I mean, I like you.
14:58I mean, I don't like you like you.
15:02But I like you like you.
15:05You know what I mean, right?
15:07Just shut up.
15:15Sit down.
15:18Aniket Varma.
15:20500, not 100 meters.
15:23Don't do it.
15:24Commerce with maths.
15:25Go out of class.
15:27Get out of here.
15:28TTYL.
15:32Silence.
15:35Now.
15:36If I don't know your name,
15:38if you're a mom,
15:40you can change your password.
15:42And since,
15:43that's not an option to discipline you all.
15:45This class needs a...
15:47monitor.
15:49Okay, decided class.
15:50This is your new monitor.
15:52Stuti Sharma.
15:55Thank you, ma'am.
16:02Congratulations.
16:04If I talk about it,
16:05you won't write my name on my blackboard.
16:08I'm going to change my seat.
16:09Let's sit.
16:11Your sitting arrangement is final.
16:12Partners won't change.
16:16Oh, man.
16:17Come on.
16:31Get off.
16:33I'm going to go back to the house.
16:40Hands back.
16:41Okay.
16:43Let's go.
16:44Okay.
16:45Okay.
16:52What's going on in your head?
16:54What are you doing with a savior?
16:56Bro,
16:58she is an KLPD.
16:59I've got some trouble.
17:01I'll be honest with you, Amit Jaiyo.
17:06I don't know how much I can do this.
17:09Let's go.
17:12Hey!
17:14Papa's face!
17:21I'll take the makeup on my face.
17:24I'll be beautiful from inside.
17:26Let's go.
17:28Mukun, bro.
17:30I've come to 10C to 11B.
17:34Why are you playing me?
17:36That's why
17:38if anyone has answered me and my day is bad.
17:43Look at your face, you'll get calm.
17:45You won't go wrong.
17:49Dember! Dember! Dember!
17:53What the?
17:54Hey, Yastuti!
17:55Don't go to our section, B-Commerce Without Maths.
17:59You're going to hurt me.
18:02Alexa!
18:04Please ask the monitor to get her life.
18:08Hmm. Sorry.
18:10The monitor is boring.
18:13Silence!
18:14Everyone, go back to your places.
18:16This is...
18:23Anirban told me that Raman's friend will come from the morning to the night.
18:28But in the morning, his eyes were turned out.
18:31But now, Raman has opened the door.
18:33And he left a new best bro.
18:36Bro.
18:38Sorry.
18:39What's the time in the night?
18:41Unpacked.
18:43You pay the money?
18:44Unpacked.
18:46You're not getting so much shame on your friends, right?
18:50I'm either eating, nor eating.
18:51I'm going to eat it.
18:58Okay, tell me a little bit.
19:01After eating, you can drink water?
19:04That's actually my first time.
19:05That's why.
19:08What?
19:09Hey!
19:10Hey, listen!
19:13You're going to reject it.
19:17Bro!
19:18You're right.
19:19You'll become best bro?
19:21Hmm.
19:26Listen, listen, listen.
19:37Interview is over.
19:38Did you meet, baby?
19:39Best bro?
19:40Did you meet?
19:45I met.
19:46Where is it?
19:48You can't write.
19:51I'm going to write.
19:52I'm going to write.
20:01This.
20:03Tell me.
20:04Randi.
20:05They call him Randy.
20:11Here, baby?
20:12Bibi?
20:13No, bro.
20:14MJJKS.
20:15I'm going to write.
20:16I'm going to write.
20:17I'm going to write.
20:18No, Mr.
20:19No, I'm going to write.
20:20I'll write.
20:21I'll write.
20:25She's gone.
20:26Hey!
20:27I'm going to tell her.
20:28I'm going to write.
20:29I'm going to write.
20:34Bro.
20:35Bro.
20:36Momos will have a meal?
20:37Randy, bro.
20:38Huh?
20:39Huh?
20:39Will you eat a burger with Gupta?
20:41Last time, I remember.
20:43He had to take a look at his hair in the burger.
20:45He didn't even know his hair.
20:47He told us that we don't have any future.
20:50Bro, with your blood group and your mental imbalance,
20:52everything just matches me.
20:54Leave this Randy Shandy.
20:55Go with me.
20:56Randy, don't want to go to my new best brother.
21:00Okay.
21:01You're happy to be with your Randy.
21:09I was waiting for you.
21:11I'm so hungry.
21:12Come on.
21:13You eat.
21:14I have to discuss a project with your classmates.
21:17Which subject?
21:18Biophysics, chem.
21:19I can help.
21:20Molar equations, Astuti.
21:21There are no lasers.
21:22You can't help.
21:23Let's go for the blood.
21:24Yes, I'm coming.
21:25Yes, I'm coming.
21:26Just one minute.
21:27Okay, I'll see you later.
21:28Bye, bro.
21:29Bye.
21:30Bro.
21:31Chocolates momos.
21:32Second-hand bike.
21:33No.
21:34No.
21:35No.
21:36No.
21:37No.
21:38No.
21:39No.
21:40No.
21:41No.
21:42No.
21:43No.
21:44No.
21:46No.
21:47No.
21:48No.
21:49No.
21:50No.
21:51No.
21:52No.
21:53No.
21:54No.
21:55No.
21:56No.
22:20I'm a fursum!
22:22I'm a fursum!
22:24I'm a fursum!
22:26I'm a fursum!
22:28Raman!
22:42Bro, do you wanna go on a world tour?
22:50I'm a fursum!
23:02You're my world!
23:04I'll run around!
23:06You're my world!
23:08I'll run around!
23:10But I've found a new best bro!
23:12But I didn't give advice too!
23:14After eating,
23:16I drank water too, bro!
23:18I didn't drink water too, bro!
23:20No, man!
23:22One day, you're taking me!
23:24But your joke is over!
23:26He was taking the best bro interview!
23:28So, he was making a joke for irritating Ramit!
23:30Now, I'll find you, bro!
23:34Let's eat Momo!
23:36I'll find you!
23:38I'll find you!
23:40I'll find you!
23:42Mmmmm!
23:44Mmmmm!
23:46If you've shared this Momo's chocolate with someone else,
23:48then let's see!
23:50Bro!
23:52Our friend,
23:54was looking at someone's eyes.
23:56Now it won't look!
24:00I'll find you!
24:01Yeah!
24:02Yeah!
24:12Due to having a lot of coffee,
24:14your profile as a head girl is stronger!
24:17So, don't let me down!
24:19Okay?
24:20No, sir!
24:21And thank you!
24:22All the best!
24:23Okay!
24:43Tell me,
24:44how do I talk about Stuti?
24:45Three rules,
24:46which will practice like pre-boats
24:48as other girls.
24:49I think I've lost my path
24:51to your heart.
24:54And then,
24:55we'll give the boats
24:56to Stuti
24:57in front of me.
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