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00:00:00You
00:04:00Masa sih Bu?
00:04:02Oh iya.
00:04:04Saya gak tau lupa belanjanya kemarin.
00:04:07Nanti saya beliin ya Bu.
00:04:08Eh Bu, saya jatuh dulu Bu.
00:04:10Foto dulu dong.
00:04:12Kenapa nih foto?
00:04:14Buat story Bu.
00:04:15Update.
00:04:15Guys, jangan lupa beli mentega.
00:04:21Hashtag server reminder.
00:04:23Tapi sebenarnya menurutku masih banyak cara untuk menyatukan dua roti.
00:04:28Sayangnya, dalam kasusku, salah satu rotinya sudah berjamur.
00:04:36Sayang.
00:04:37Sayang.
00:04:42Sayang.
00:04:43Sayang.
00:04:45Aku liat kunci mobil aku ke ya?
00:04:48Aku liat kunci mobil kok dimana ya?
00:04:54Aku nyari kok gak ada?
00:04:56Aku gak liat.
00:04:58Telet deh.
00:05:00Sepagini tuh telat.
00:05:02Emang janjian sama siapa?
00:05:03Dia kan ada janjian driving sekalian meeting.
00:05:05Jadi gak sarapan?
00:05:06Kok gak usah ya?
00:05:07Nanti aja di sana ya?
00:05:09Eh kamu ke toko siang kan?
00:05:11Gimana kalau?
00:05:13Tentu lagi.
00:05:16Yanni.
00:05:17Ya Pak.
00:05:18Yann, tolong Yann.
00:05:20Ah, kopi.
00:05:22Kunci mobil saya, tolong dicari sampai ketemu.
00:05:24Siapa?
00:05:26Nanti siang mau dipakai sama ibu.
00:05:28Dan sekarang tolong tas gue bersama saya masukin ke mobil.
00:05:30Siapa?
00:05:31Ah!
00:05:33Kamu nih pembantu aku tentara sih.
00:05:35Bapak bisa aja.
00:05:40Enak!
00:05:42Enak!
00:05:46Untung kopimu enak.
00:05:48Yaudah nanti siang aku balik lagi.
00:05:50Nanti soalnya ada meeting lagi sore.
00:05:51Ya, balik ke rumah.
00:05:52Oke?
00:05:54Love you.
00:05:54Bye!
00:05:59Tiga.
00:06:00Dua.
00:06:01Satu.
00:06:05Si cantik.
00:06:06Makasih.
00:06:07Bye!
00:06:07Halo, ibu.
00:06:28Bu.
00:06:28Aku tuh kesiangan kan ke pasangnya.
00:06:33Jadinya tadi.
00:06:34Nih, lihat.
00:06:35Sayurnya layu-layu begini loh, bu.
00:06:37Cepet banget abis sayuran sekarang.
00:06:40Ah, sebel deh.
00:06:41Ini kayak gini nih kalau kesiangan.
00:06:46Bu, bu.
00:06:46Bu.
00:06:47Are you okay?
00:06:50Ini kok kayaknya cuma air doang, bu.
00:06:55Oh ya boleh.
00:06:55Aku bikinin teh ya.
00:06:58Ibu kenapa sih?
00:07:01Kok kayaknya banyak pikiran gitu loh, bu.
00:07:05Hihihi.
00:07:06Lihatannya ya?
00:07:07Iya.
00:07:09Ah, gini deh bu.
00:07:11Mendingan kita bumerang aja dulu gimana, bu.
00:07:14Yah.
00:07:15Biar chill gitu ya, bu.
00:07:17Ya.
00:07:19Ibu yang kesini atau saya yang kesana?
00:07:21Iya, iya.
00:07:22Saya yang kesana.
00:07:25Siap ya, bu.
00:07:26Oke, satu, dua, tiga.
00:07:35Hihihi, ya ampun ibu.
00:07:38Waduh, waduh.
00:07:40Ibu ya, cuma timbang.
00:07:43Gitu dong.
00:07:44Cantik aman sih, bu.
00:07:46Bu, kalau modelan kayak ibu kayak gini ya.
00:07:50Ini nih kalau di kampung saya,
00:07:52udah jadi simpenannya bupati loh, bu.
00:07:54Eh, kok simpenan bupati sih?
00:07:57Iya, soalnya kan kalau istrinya,
00:07:59ya modelannya kayak saya gini, bu.
00:08:02Hihihi.
00:08:06Kamu tuh udah bayar pacar loh, mbak.
00:08:08Aduh, ibu.
00:08:09Apa kayak nanya deh?
00:08:12Udahlah, bu.
00:08:14Mas Bambang.
00:08:16Itu loh, bu.
00:08:17Yang kerja di kementerian itu loh, bu.
00:08:20Jadi kementerian?
00:08:21Eh, maksud saya,
00:08:24kerja sama orang kementerian.
00:08:27Eh, driver.
00:08:29Apa?
00:08:30Driver.
00:08:31Hah? Bagaimana?
00:08:32Super, bu. Super.
00:08:34Sampai ke driver.
00:08:35Driver.
00:08:37Iya, iya, iya.
00:08:38Yang rumahnya di ujung sana dekat tukang sate itu loh, bu.
00:08:41Oh, di sini?
00:08:42Iya.
00:08:43Ah, kamu kerja dua bulan di sini,
00:08:44udah dapet pacar.
00:08:46Hahahaha.
00:08:47Gerecep lah, bu.
00:08:50Daripada saya layu kayak sayur-sayuran tadi itu kan, bu.
00:08:54Bagus lah.
00:08:55Aku doain nanti suami kamu setia.
00:08:58Amin.
00:08:59Asuka selingkuh.
00:09:00Amin.
00:09:02Fokus sama kamu aja.
00:09:04Amin.
00:09:04Walaupun banyak banget di luar sana permohon-permohon kegatangan.
00:09:07Amin.
00:09:08Amin.
00:09:11Siap.
00:09:14Yuk, terus ibu mau apa lagi, bu?
00:09:16Enggak, enggak usah.
00:09:17Aku mau pergi cek toko.
00:09:18Aku titip rumah, ya.
00:09:19Eh, tapi kunci mobil bapak.
00:09:21Belum ketemu, bu.
00:09:22Udah, udah aku temuin.
00:09:23Bu, bu, terakhir dong.
00:09:24Udah ada dong, bu.
00:09:24Boskiu, boskiu.
00:09:26Boskiu.
00:09:28Boskiu cakep.
00:09:30Boskiu cakep.
00:09:32Hashtag.
00:09:32CDKI Jakarta resmi memperlakukan pembatasan sosial berskala besar atau PSBB mulai pukul 0-0.
00:09:40Beneran kan di lockdown?
00:09:44Udah gini deh, semua yang harusnya kita dealing di minggu ini lo cancel dulu deh.
00:09:48Lo tahan dulu.
00:09:51Ya lo denger gak, Presiden, ngomong apa?
00:09:54Takutnya ekonominya koles, bro.
00:09:58Ya pokoknya lo kabarin gue ya.
00:10:02Angkat dong, angkat.
00:10:11Pak, itu kayaknya ibu dateng deh, Pak.
00:10:14Tolong bukain pintunya ya, Pak.
00:10:19Pak, apa, Pak?
00:10:22Itu ibu, Pak.
00:10:24Bukain pintunya dong, Pak.
00:10:25Yang gaji saya, Pak, kamu ya?
00:10:31Iya, iya.
00:10:32Iya, iya, Pak.
00:10:33Apa, apa, apa?
00:10:34Apa, apa, apa?
00:10:36Bukain.
00:10:37Bukain.
00:10:46Sayang.
00:10:47Biar beli saya gak?
00:10:48Gila sih ini.
00:10:54Kerjaan lagi banyak, Pak.
00:10:54Tuh.
00:10:55Kombalikin gue yang punya.
00:10:59Yuk!
00:10:59Ayo!
00:11:00Bilang sama dia lain kali kalau mau ngewek sama laki orang, model hotel jadi mobil.
00:11:05Berahan.
00:11:06Eh, yuk!
00:11:08Kenapa sih?
00:11:09Kamu ini gak mau cerai.
00:11:11Kamu ini ngomong apa sih, Yuk?
00:11:13Pulang langsung marah-marah, nuduh yang gak jelas.
00:11:16Apa lagi sih?
00:11:17Alasan kamu tuh mau apa lagi, Broto?
00:11:19Ya makanya kalau suaminya cerita itu didengerin.
00:11:22Kamu kan tahu perjalanan aku apa?
00:11:24Sebelum kali juga kamu ngapain sama salah.
00:11:26Ini kan sembel kantor.
00:11:30Semel kantor.
00:11:32Baca.
00:11:34Baca!
00:11:36Anya!
00:11:36Cuma perek kot-kotkan yang nama Instagram-nya biar gak tukar sama perek lain!
00:11:42Baca!
00:11:50Kita tuh di mobil terus loh.
00:11:52Jarang-jarang ke hotel.
00:11:53Gimana kalau besok kita lihat apartemen?
00:11:56Serius.
00:11:58Beneran.
00:12:05Beneran?
00:12:05Iya beneran kamu sih.
00:12:07Ini harusnya surprise buat kamu.
00:12:10Kamu malah ngambek sekarang.
00:12:12Makasih.
00:12:26Bisa gak sih ngomong baik-baik dulu, Yuk?
00:12:29Aku gak bodoh ya, Broto.
00:12:30Ya bukan berarti kamu gak pernah salah, Yuk.
00:12:33Kamu mau kemana sih?
00:12:34Ayo!
00:12:36Astaga!
00:12:40Yuk.
00:12:41Udah dong.
00:12:42Eh.
00:12:42Apa-apa kan siang?
00:12:44Yuk.
00:12:45Kita kan bisa duduk dulu, kita ngomongin baik-baik.
00:12:50Ngomong baik-baik?
00:12:52Ngomong baik-baik?
00:12:54Tiga kali kamu selingguin aku sama perempuan yang sama sekali ngomong-ngomong baik-baik?
00:12:57Kok lah.
00:12:59Kok?
00:12:59Kok?
00:13:00Eh.
00:13:00Eh.
00:13:01Kok kemana?
00:13:01Aku gak gua salah.
00:13:02Tuh semuanya aku kayak gimana.
00:13:03Kamu aku sama.
00:13:04Yuk.
00:13:05Yuk.
00:13:05Yuk.
00:13:06Aku bisa disuruh dong.
00:13:09Tunggung sayang.
00:13:09Sayang maaf.
00:13:10Aku minta maaf ya.
00:13:11Saya.
00:13:12Lepas.
00:13:12Bro.
00:13:13Lepas.
00:13:14Tunggung.
00:13:14Lepas.
00:13:14Tunggung.
00:13:14Tunggung.
00:13:14Tunggung.
00:13:15Tunggung.
00:13:15Tunggung.
00:13:15Tunggung.
00:13:15Tunggung.
00:13:15I don't know what to do with you, brother.
00:13:45I'm just going to do this because I love you so much to you.
00:14:04You can't stop.
00:14:07What's that?
00:14:08What's that?
00:14:09You can't stop.
00:14:11Happy birthday to you.
00:14:15What?
00:14:16Happy birthday to you.
00:14:20Happy birthday, happy birthday.
00:14:23Happy birthday, Ibu.
00:14:27Love you.
00:14:29Thank you, Ibu.
00:14:31I wish.
00:14:32I'm so happy that you're looking for.
00:14:34I'm sorry.
00:14:35I'm sorry.
00:14:37I'm sorry.
00:14:38I'm sorry.
00:14:39I'm sorry.
00:14:40I'm sorry.
00:14:41I'm sorry.
00:14:42I'm sorry.
00:14:43I'm sorry.
00:14:44I'm sorry.
00:14:45I'm sorry.
00:14:46I'm sorry.
00:14:47I'm sorry.
00:14:49Kim?
00:14:50I'm sorry.
00:14:51I'm sorry.
00:14:54It's the first time.
00:14:55Assalamualaikum.
00:14:57Waalaikumsalam.
00:14:59Ibu.
00:15:01Ayu.
00:15:03Oh.
00:15:05Ibu.
00:15:07Ibu.
00:15:09Ibu kok tiba-tiba ke sini?
00:15:13Iya kok.
00:15:15Ibu tuh tiba-tiba keingin sama kalian.
00:15:19Terus ibu pikir,
00:15:21Ibu mau nginep aja tempat anak-anak.
00:15:23Kalian gak kangen sama ibu?
00:15:25Kangen.
00:15:27Gimana sih?
00:15:29Abis nilatnya gitu kayak gak kangen deh.
00:15:31Loh.
00:15:33Kenapa sih?
00:15:35Berantakan banget nih.
00:15:37Jangan, aku nanggak.
00:15:39Gak usah dong.
00:15:41Gak enak kan cuma berantakan.
00:15:43Mau diberesin cuma kayaknya lupa diangkat-angkat.
00:15:45Nanti, nanti saya beresin.
00:15:47Gak deh. Kalau gitu, tolong ya Proto.
00:15:49Koper ibu diubah masuk.
00:15:51Mau apaan nilain lo?
00:15:53Iya, ibu haus banget nih.
00:15:55Iya.
00:15:57Ija?
00:15:59Ija?
00:16:01Ija mana?
00:16:03Mbak Ija, dua bulan lalu balik ke kampungnya soalnya mengurusin papainya sakit.
00:16:09Bu?
00:16:11Saya Yanni yang kerja di sini, Bu.
00:16:13Sebelumnya, kamu tuh kerja di mana?
00:16:19Di Departemen Store, Bu.
00:16:21Yang bagian halo-halo lewat speaker gitu ya.
00:16:23Selamat datang di depan Sementer kami.
00:16:25Bila Anda belanja hari ini, besok Anda akan mendapatkan 90 persen.
00:16:31Terus itu?
00:16:33Itu?
00:16:35Kenapa tuh ada gambar-gambar di tengah?
00:16:37Ini iseng aja, Bu. Aku muda ikut-ikutan temen, tapi sekarang gak usah ilang, sakit lagi, Bu.
00:16:43Kamu?
00:16:45Kamu?
00:16:47Kamu?
00:16:49Ibu, duduk aja, duduk-duduk.
00:16:51Serhat dulu, capek kan pasti Mbak Yanni.
00:16:53Boleh tolong itu kopar ibu?
00:16:55Boleh, boleh. Kamar tamu ya?
00:16:57Iya, Pak.
00:16:58Aku bikinin teh ya.
00:16:59Gak sayang, gak pake gula.
00:17:05Ibu kok tunggu, Ben, sendirian?
00:17:07Dimas mana?
00:17:09Kormen, se-air panas, mau pelawak.
00:17:17Kok tunggu aja nanti?
00:17:19Bu?
00:17:21Ibu?
00:17:25Bu?
00:17:29Halo, Bu?
00:17:30Ibu dimana sih, Bu?
00:17:33Pesan.
00:17:34Ini aku baru sampe rumah, gak dorang.
00:17:36Sepedan doang, ngeris bentar.
00:17:40Sayang, boleh tolongin aku?
00:17:43Gak apa ya.
00:17:45Aku gak nyampe, mau ambil teh.
00:17:48Iya, iya.
00:17:49Bentar ya.
00:17:50Iya.
00:17:52Bu?
00:17:53Ibu sepuh mau dudukin, Pak.
00:17:55Bikinin teh ke mobilnya.
00:17:59Bapak?
00:18:00Kamu ibu kurang tamaku keluar dari pintu belakang sekarang juga.
00:18:03Iya, gak bisa dong.
00:18:04Itu ibunya Bapak ya?
00:18:07Iya, ibunya Bapak.
00:18:08Kalau dia nanya kamu...
00:18:10Cantik ya, gak kayak Bapak.
00:18:12Maksudnya?
00:18:13Ya Bapak kan ganteng, Pak.
00:18:16Aku mau coba, Pak.
00:18:17Ya kamu bikin aja kamu coba, Pak.
00:18:18Kenapa kamu gak ngomong sini ya?
00:18:20Jujur, Pak.
00:18:21Tapi kok gak pernah kesini ya, Bu?
00:18:24Iya, saya lagi sakit jadi setelan bahayi dirumah terus.
00:18:26Kamu bilang aja kamu mau pergi.
00:18:28Waduh.
00:18:29Lagi sakit aja karismanya kuat banget.
00:18:32Saya takut loh, Bu.
00:18:35Kamu namakin aku sama, Pak.
00:18:37Kamu kan yang mau pisah.
00:18:39Kamu yang mau pergi.
00:18:40Kamu aja yang ngomong sama dia.
00:18:41Bu.
00:18:42Coba aja kemikiran ya.
00:18:43Bu.
00:18:44Coba aja kemikiran ya.
00:18:45Nih.
00:18:46Udah jadi tahinya, Bu.
00:18:47Gak terlalu manis karena buat ibu sepuh.
00:18:50Kalau Bapak kan sukanya yang manis-manis sih, Pak ya.
00:18:53Iya, Bapak suka yang manis-manis.
00:18:55Saling suai sampai ditidurin.
00:19:05Ini gua tanya.
00:19:07Ah.
00:19:08Makasih, Bu.
00:19:12Beritanya dari tadi.
00:19:13Gak ada yang nyenakin.
00:19:16Yang virus.
00:19:18Terus orang pada meninggal.
00:19:21Tapi heran ya.
00:19:22Orang itu susah banget diatur.
00:19:25Disuruh di rumah.
00:19:26Eh, tetap ada keluar.
00:19:27Gak pakai masker lagi.
00:19:28Gak pakai masker lagi.
00:19:30Ah.
00:19:31Bener-bener orang-orang ini.
00:19:34Bisa tonton TV ya, Bu.
00:19:35Ntar mau makan stress.
00:19:40Yuk.
00:19:41Zaman ibu dulu tuh ya.
00:19:43Berita tuh cuma sehari sekali.
00:19:45Ya itu, di koran pagi.
00:19:47Jadi hidup kita tuh tenang banget.
00:19:51Laiki setiap jam.
00:19:54Beritanya orang meninggal.
00:19:56Iya tuh.
00:19:57Gimana gak ibu stress?
00:20:05Bu, aku mau ngomong sesuatu sama ibu.
00:20:10Mau ngomong apa sih?
00:20:11Hmm?
00:20:12Hmm.
00:20:14Hmm?
00:20:15Hmm.
00:20:18Hmm?
00:20:19Hmm?
00:20:26Hmm.
00:20:27Hmm...
00:20:28Hmm?
00:20:29The class we will be in the next year, I will cancel the class again.
00:20:41The situation is still not positive.
00:20:43No problem.
00:20:45Yes, because we are so busy in the class.
00:20:49No problem.
00:20:51We also have to give up our health.
00:20:53Yes, that's it.
00:20:55No problem.
00:20:57I'm going to go to my house, so I can go to my house.
00:21:03Okay, can I.
00:21:14Lu, why don't I leave you alone?
00:21:19I'll help you first.
00:21:20I love her.
00:21:22She's got to look for now.
00:21:23I'm sorry.
00:21:25Ibu, when did you give me a son?
00:21:30Ibu already wants to have a son.
00:21:32But Iora, my son is two or five.
00:21:38There are seven.
00:21:40But I don't have seven, Ibu.
00:21:42What is your son?
00:21:44It's not one, Ibu also really happy.
00:21:46Okay.
00:21:48If so, let's go ahead.
00:21:52Ibu, Ibu nyusulnya jangan cepat-cepat.
00:21:55Tunggu bode.
00:21:56Iya.
00:21:57Pasti.
00:21:58Abisin aja dulu.
00:21:59Iya.
00:22:00Kalau perlu, ngantar.
00:22:05Udah selesai.
00:22:07Ibu capek nih.
00:22:09Mau, ngelurusin buku.
00:22:10Iya.
00:22:11Beb, emang Ibu gak laper?
00:22:14Laper lah.
00:22:16Pastikan gue makan.
00:22:17Yuk, soto kamu.
00:22:20Inget kan?
00:22:21Iya.
00:22:24Mau banget.
00:22:25Mau banget soto kamu.
00:22:27Khas.
00:22:28Emang, Ami.
00:22:29Ya.
00:22:30Kalau begitu langsung kita siapin soto ala chef.
00:22:34Ayu.
00:22:35Ya, sayang?
00:22:36Eh.
00:22:37Terima kasih.
00:22:38Terima kasih.
00:22:39Terima kasih.
00:22:40Oke, Ibu.
00:22:41Udah saya catat semua bahan-bahan soto ayam.
00:22:44Tapi ini ayamnya dada semua, Ibu.
00:22:48Ibu gak mau paham.
00:22:51Oke siap, Bu.
00:22:54Eh, Bu.
00:22:55Tapi uangnya.
00:22:56Tuh.
00:22:57Udah abis.
00:22:58Abis.
00:22:59Aduh.
00:23:00Saya belum ke ATM lagi.
00:23:01Kamu gak ada cash rumah saya pincang.
00:23:03Gak cukup.
00:23:04Uang saya, Bu.
00:23:05Butuh berapa emangnya?
00:23:06Bu.
00:23:07Bu.
00:23:08Bu.
00:23:09Bu.
00:23:10Bu.
00:23:11Bu.
00:23:12Bu.
00:23:13Bu.
00:23:14Bu.
00:23:15Bu.
00:23:16Bu.
00:23:17Bu.
00:23:18Bu.
00:23:19Bu.
00:23:20Bu.
00:23:21Bu.
00:23:22What?
00:23:23200?
00:23:24200?
00:23:25200?
00:23:28Yuk.
00:23:29Yuk.
00:23:32Yuk.
00:23:34Keith.
00:23:35Belanja lagi.
00:23:36Soto ayam.
00:23:38Ikuti perjalanan.
00:23:39Yuk.
00:23:40Yuk.
00:23:41I think this is not the truth.
00:23:46Just think about it.
00:23:48When I go to the house, I come to the house.
00:23:50I come to the house during lockdown.
00:23:52Lockdown is not two or three days.
00:23:55It's a week or two or six.
00:23:59I think this is a sign of God if we can't believe it.
00:24:04God?
00:24:05It's a sign of God that you say?
00:24:08Yes.
00:24:09I'm sorry for the house.
00:24:11I'm not talking to God.
00:24:12I'm not talking to God.
00:24:14I'm not talking to God.
00:24:21Sayang?
00:24:22I'm not talking to God.
00:24:29Sit down.
00:24:31Please, Dad.
00:24:40Three days.
00:24:42I'll give you three days.
00:24:43After that, I'll go to the house.
00:24:46I'll go.
00:24:48I'll go.
00:24:57Bu!
00:24:58You can't go to the house, Bu.
00:24:59You can't go to the house.
00:25:01There are people in the neighborhood.
00:25:03Maybe we can go to the house.
00:25:04Yes, please, guys.
00:25:05Guys, we were going to go to the house.
00:25:06We were going to go to our house.
00:25:07Thanks!
00:25:08Haha!
00:25:09Wait a minute, mam.
00:25:10You're what's going to go?
00:25:12Wow, did you go to the house?
00:25:13It was the governor's house, so every single house is in quarantine.
00:25:17But how long?
00:25:18What's it like this?
00:25:19I don't know either, Bu?
00:25:20And then, I hope it failed.
00:25:21Let's see, not to be too long.
00:25:22Let's see, Bu.
00:25:23Let's see, Bu.
00:25:24Mr. Bu, Mr.
00:25:26Mr. Mas Bambang, how are you?
00:25:29Mr. Bu, Mr. Oh, I have a idea.
00:25:34How do we ask if my partner goes to go here?
00:25:38He himself is so bad, Mr.
00:25:41Mr. Bu, Mr. Bambang can ask us to help,
00:25:45and can make a home.
00:25:48How do you think, Bu?
00:25:50I think I think,
00:25:53Mas Bambang will be useful.
00:26:17Hey, where are Ayu?
00:26:19What?
00:26:20Ayu.
00:26:21Ayu?
00:26:22Hmm?
00:26:23It's in the room, maybe?
00:26:26Yeah, I'm going to find Ayu first.
00:26:31Why did you call me?
00:26:33Huh?
00:26:35This is the job.
00:26:40Mas, I didn't meet you.
00:26:42I'm not strong.
00:26:44Oh.
00:26:47Biarin, biarin.
00:26:49Beneran, Mas. Aku nggak mau sendiri di sini.
00:26:51Mas. Aku mau sama Mas Bambang.
00:26:54Titi.
00:26:55Aku mau minggal pokoknya.
00:26:58Huh?
00:26:59Apa?
00:27:01Keluar?
00:27:06Mas Bambang!
00:27:14Mas Malu ya?
00:27:15Terus?
00:27:24Hari.
00:27:27Hai.
00:27:30Apa
00:27:34Ia lagi cari tempat sepi dulu.
00:27:37Ini di rumah membuatkan pusing, tau nggak?
00:27:40Ibu aku tiba-tiba berdataan.
00:27:41I don't want to come here. I'm alone. I'm afraid I'm alone.
00:27:46You're here now, please. Please.
00:27:49Yeah, you can't. Just like you alone, it's safe.
00:27:53You're alone. But I'm alone.
00:27:56But I'm alone.
00:27:58If I'm alone, then people in my apartment,
00:28:04I'm going to be zombie.
00:28:07The virus is flu.
00:28:11It's not zombie.
00:28:13So if you're in quarantine, it's not what I'm alone.
00:28:16But I'm still afraid.
00:28:21Please, please.
00:28:24Okay.
00:28:27If you're calm, what do you mean?
00:28:29What do you mean?
00:28:31I don't want to go to the house.
00:28:33Oh, yeah.
00:28:34Mendingan sekarang kamu nyalain video call kamu.
00:28:38Abis itu kamu ngedance.
00:28:40Kayak kemarin itu loh.
00:28:41Eh enggak enggak enggak enggak.
00:28:43Jangan gila.
00:28:44Aduh sayang nyalain video callnya.
00:28:48Cuma dengan cara ini doang.
00:28:50Aku bisa tenang.
00:28:51Ayo.
00:28:52Makanya kamu ngedance sekarang.
00:28:54Oke?
00:28:55Oke.
00:28:56Sekarang banget nih.
00:28:58Ya.
00:28:59Oke.
00:29:00Ada-ada aja.
00:29:08Ya.
00:29:09Buka.
00:29:10Buka.
00:29:11Buka.
00:29:12Buka.
00:29:13Buka.
00:29:14Buka.
00:29:19Sheena lat ah way
00:29:22Buka buka buka
00:29:24huh
00:29:27No need to have it at your own pace
00:29:30I'm okay if wanna stay
00:29:33if you wanna stay
00:29:42Eh mas
00:29:43Kamu ngga kerja ya
00:29:45Bosen rancelfly. Oops!
00:29:47I'm going to go here.
00:29:49I'm going to go here.
00:29:51I'm going to go here.
00:29:53I'm going to go here.
00:29:55Love, love, love, love.
00:29:59It's not love.
00:30:01Love, love, love.
00:30:03Kind of romantic.
00:30:05We have a fancy little picnic.
00:30:09I wanna see you in a wake up.
00:30:11Cause we can fly and then we make up.
00:30:15Yes, you sweet mama.
00:30:17Pasti mama minta jatuh.
00:30:19Oh iya dong.
00:30:21Can balance.
00:30:23Ruhani.
00:30:25Just money.
00:30:27Guys, masuk, masuk.
00:30:29Masuk, masuk.
00:30:31Iya bu, iya bu.
00:30:33Weni kamu ngobrol sama siapa barusan?
00:30:35Ngomong sendiri bu.
00:30:37Kan lagi mau bikin konten lockdown bu.
00:30:39Sebentar ya bu.
00:30:41Guys, lockdown.
00:30:43Ngapain aja di rumah kasih tau ya.
00:30:45Bu.
00:30:47Ibu.
00:30:49Ya.
00:30:50Ini ibu kan gak jadi dimasakin soto.
00:30:52Iya.
00:30:53Kamu tau lo masakin apa aja yang ada di kulkas ya?
00:30:54Kasian dia leper.
00:30:55Iya bu.
00:30:56Nanti Ani liat ya.
00:30:57Di kulkas ada apa aja.
00:30:59Ya.
00:31:01Sekarang maksud saya?
00:31:03Iya bu.
00:31:04Tenang bu.
00:31:05Kan kalo masak tuh memerlukan inspiration.
00:31:09Masak itu tidak mudah bu.
00:31:11Harus dengan hati dan pengetahuan.
00:31:13Supaya makanan yang diberikan pada ibu sepuh nanti sebon.
00:31:18Gitu bu.
00:31:19Enak.
00:31:20Yaudah tapi jangan lama-lama.
00:31:21Orangnya lapar.
00:31:22Kesian.
00:31:23Iya bu.
00:31:24Kedenggali ke dalam sembarangan.
00:31:34Sekarang suruh begini lagi.
00:31:37Hah?
00:31:38Selanah dalam.
00:31:41Selanah dalam apa sih?
00:31:45Selanah kamu ketinggalan di mobil aku.
00:31:47Ayu pakai mobil aku.
00:31:49Dan dia nemuin.
00:31:51Sekarang berantem.
00:31:53Huh? Why didn't I ever leave it with me?
00:31:59How do you know this name?
00:32:00How did I name it with you?
00:32:03I don't know. I don't wear a dress.
00:32:06This is a dress!
00:32:08That's not my writing, Broto!
00:32:12Come on, tell me!
00:32:14That's who's a dress?
00:32:16You're still in a week, Broto!
00:32:19Come on, Broto!
00:32:21Come on, Broto!
00:32:23Come on, Broto!
00:32:25What are you doing?
00:32:27I'm going to go, Broto!
00:32:29Oh...
00:32:31Ibu, what are you thinking?
00:32:35Have you ever been checking the dress?
00:32:37Why are you like this?
00:32:40I want to have a dress.
00:32:42How do you think it's a dress?
00:32:44What do you want to do?
00:32:46There's a dress.
00:32:48There's a dress.
00:32:50There's a dress.
00:32:51There's a dress.
00:32:52I'm going to go, Broto.
00:32:53I want to go.
00:32:54I want to check it out.
00:32:56Yes.
00:32:57Right?
00:32:58Yes, Ibu!
00:33:00Yes, Ibu!
00:33:04You don't know what I know.
00:33:06Don't be silent.
00:33:08What are you doing?
00:33:10What are you doing?
00:33:13What are you doing?
00:33:15What are you doing?
00:33:17How are you doing?
00:33:19Yes, Ibu.
00:33:20Let's go, Ibu.
00:33:22Gak bisa.
00:33:23Ibu nyuruh aku itu masak buat Ibu sepuk.
00:33:26Gak bisa, gak bisa.
00:33:27Kamu ngajakin kemudian, ngapain lagi?
00:33:29Ini udah keini loh.
00:33:30Iya, tapi...
00:33:31Aduh.
00:33:32Aku ngulek di sana atau ngulek di sini ya.
00:33:33Disini ya.
00:33:34Tapi gak bisa.
00:33:35Nanti dicarain Ibu.
00:33:36Kamu salah sendiri sih kalo dia apa-apa, gak mw kaceng.
00:33:39Ya pokoknya jangan bersuara.
00:33:40I don't want to hear the sound.
00:33:42What are you doing?
00:33:44Stay at the place.
00:33:46I'll wait for you to come.
00:33:48I'll be quiet.
00:33:50Stop.
00:33:52Stop.
00:33:54Stop.
00:33:56Stop.
00:33:58Stop.
00:34:04Stop.
00:34:06Stop.
00:34:08Stop.
00:34:26Mbak Yanni, why are you still there at the time?
00:34:29No, Bu, when Yanni came to the side, I was really excited to play on the phone until I didn't see Yanni.
00:34:36It's so serious, Bu.
00:34:44Ibu, where to go?
00:34:49Where to the side, the signal is better than the side.
00:34:51If you want to go to the side, I want to go to the side.
00:34:56Eh, Bu, Bu.
00:34:58Tapi jangan ke daerah Kamal Riani.
00:35:01Itu signalnya death.
00:35:03Ambiar, Bu.
00:35:05Aduh, marah.
00:35:06Cuma.
00:35:07Iya, iya.
00:35:11Mbak Yanni.
00:35:13Nanti kalau misalnya ibu tanya saya di mana, kamu bilang aja gak tau ya.
00:35:17Oh, gitu ya.
00:35:18Saya mau fokus kerja.
00:35:19Siap, Bu.
00:35:21Jadi itu punya siapa? Kamu tuh sama perempuan mula lagi sih.
00:35:30Kalau aku kurang dari rumah, itu berarti cuma sama kamu.
00:35:34Mana ada waktu sama siapa lain?
00:35:36Bapaknya tuh punya siapa?
00:35:39Oh.
00:35:40Nah itu.
00:35:47Yan.
00:35:48Telor, dede.
00:35:49Telor.
00:35:50Ibu, bikin kaget aja deh.
00:35:52Ini dantungan deh, Bu.
00:35:54Gitu aja kok kaget sih.
00:35:56Nah.
00:35:57Ini, ada makanan apa aja nih di kulkas?
00:36:00Ya ini, Bu.
00:36:01Yang cepet ya telor.
00:36:02Kambing?
00:36:03Ayam lah, Bu.
00:36:04Kalo kambing kan terpedo, Bu.
00:36:06Telornya.
00:36:07Daging kambing?
00:36:09Gak ada, Bu.
00:36:10Aduh.
00:36:11Itu loh.
00:36:12Buat beroto.
00:36:13Biar nak.
00:36:14Terus kalau em-em-em.
00:36:15Em-em.
00:36:16Em-em-em.
00:36:17Uye uye kali, Bu.
00:36:18Apa sih tuh ya uye?
00:36:20Uye uye tuh enak-enak gitu loh, Bu.
00:36:23Gini aja, Yan.
00:36:25Kamu tuh kalo belanja, Yan.
00:36:27Iya, Bu.
00:36:28Beli daging kambing sama toge yang banyak.
00:36:30Kambing, toge.
00:36:31Ya.
00:36:32Hmm.
00:36:33Terus kalo buat buat ayu, keju sama yogurt.
00:36:36Oke.
00:36:37Ya.
00:36:38Soalnya, ibu udah pengen punggah cucu.
00:36:40Oh alah, untuk itu.
00:36:42Yan'i paham, Bu.
00:36:43Kalo itu, Bu.
00:36:44Mendingan Yan'i kenalin aja sama temen-temen Yan'i di kampung.
00:36:46Bisa ngobatin orang biar cepet isi loh, Bu.
00:36:49Pake apa dia?
00:36:50Doa aja dari jauh.
00:36:51Hmm?
00:36:52Kayak pawang hujan gitu, Bu.
00:36:53Tapi dia emang juga pawang hujan juga sih, Bu.
00:36:55Ah.
00:36:56Gak mungkin.
00:36:57Udah lah.
00:36:58Kamu masak aja pesanan ibu.
00:37:00Ya.
00:37:01Siap, Bu.
00:37:02Terus kalo buat ibu ya.
00:37:03Bu.
00:37:04Ini omelet aja.
00:37:05Siap.
00:37:06Tapi, tambahin susu dikit.
00:37:07Siap, Bu.
00:37:08Ya.
00:37:09Makasih, Yan.
00:37:10Sama-sama, Ibu.
00:37:12Oh.
00:37:13Ayu mana?
00:37:14Eh.
00:37:15Eh.
00:37:16Eh.
00:37:17Dari tadi sih.
00:37:18Yan'i belum lihat ibu Ayu di mana, Bu?
00:37:21Tepak, Bu.
00:37:22audah.
00:37:23Tepak.
00:37:24Tepak.
00:37:37Oh, my God.
00:38:07Oh, my God.
00:38:17Oh, my God.
00:38:19See ya.
00:38:21Kamer ganti.
00:38:27Cakeet.
00:38:29Omelette.
00:38:31Eh, Bu Ayu.
00:38:33Bu Sepo.
00:38:35Eh, ini omelette spesial untuk Bu Sepo.
00:38:40Enak pasti.
00:38:42Makasih ya.
00:38:43Sama-sama, Bu.
00:38:44Yanni siapin dulu di meja makan ya.
00:38:46Mari, Bu Ayu.
00:38:47Hai, Handsome.
00:38:53Handsome and back.
00:38:56Yuk, aku ready nih.
00:38:58Emang agak-agak bawang sedikit sih.
00:39:01Tapi kan disitu sensasinya kan.
00:39:03Come on.
00:39:05Come to Mama.
00:39:07Enggak.
00:39:08Enggak pengen.
00:39:09Hah?
00:39:10Kok gitu sih?
00:39:12Baru ditinggal sebentar.
00:39:14Ayolah, Mas.
00:39:16Nih.
00:39:17Kamu nanti puas-puasin cium ketek aku nih.
00:39:19Acem-acem engkau udah.
00:39:21Bosku WA barusan.
00:39:23Aduh, terus?
00:39:25Katanya.
00:39:26Yaudah.
00:39:27Kamu pulang kampung aja.
00:39:29Isolasi sendiri.
00:39:30Nanti saya kabarin kapan masuk kerjanya.
00:39:33Kapan masuk kerjanya kalau udah kayak gini?
00:39:36Dipecat ini mah.
00:39:38Serius, Mas?
00:39:40Kamu sih?
00:39:42Aduh, ngapain?
00:39:45Tadi aku dibawa masuk kesini.
00:39:47Aku tuh cuma mau main.
00:39:48Udah dibawa masuk kesini.
00:39:49Gak diapa-apain lagi?
00:39:50Maaf dong, Mas.
00:39:55Gimana dong sekarang?
00:39:58Oh iya ngaku nih.
00:39:59Gak ada kerjaan.
00:40:01Ya terus gimana dong?
00:40:03Pijet apa gitu deh.
00:40:05Supaya kamu enakannya.
00:40:07Keroakin deh, keroakin.
00:40:09Keroakin, keroakin.
00:40:10Ayo.
00:40:11Yuk.
00:40:12Sini, agar bahan sama.
00:40:18Lama aku gak liat badan kamu yang bodi banget ini.
00:40:24Mesti.
00:40:25Pasti ya.
00:40:27Tapi abis keroakin ya.
00:40:33Mas, gimana kalau kamu tinggal di sini aja?
00:40:38Ya.
00:40:39Ya.
00:40:40Enggara.
00:40:41Nanti kalau bos kamu tau, dipolisiin loh kita.
00:40:44Alah.
00:40:45Cuma sampai lockdown selesai aja, Mas.
00:40:48Aman.
00:40:49Aman deh.
00:40:50Aman.
00:40:51Terus mandinya?
00:40:53Kalau mau berat gimana?
00:40:54Kalau mau pipis?
00:40:56Hmm.
00:40:57Kalau mandi gampang, Mas.
00:40:59Nanti mandinya malam-malam aja.
00:41:01Pas mau orang udah tidur.
00:41:03Kalau pas lagi gak ada orang, jadi aman.
00:41:05Ya.
00:41:06Bajunya gimana?
00:41:07Aku hanya mau baju.
00:41:08Baju bapak banyak.
00:41:09Tenang.
00:41:10Kepala.
00:41:11Tanang.
00:41:12Kepala.
00:41:13Kepala.
00:41:14Kepala.
00:41:15Kepala.
00:41:16Kepala.
00:41:17Kepala.
00:41:18Kepala.
00:41:19Kepala.
00:41:20Kepala.
00:41:21Kepala.
00:41:22Kepala.
00:41:23Kepala.
00:41:24Kepala.
00:41:25Kepala.
00:41:26Kepala.
00:41:27Kepala.
00:41:28Kepala.
00:41:29Kepala.
00:41:30Kepala.
00:41:31Kepala.
00:41:32Kepala.
00:41:33Kepala.
00:41:34Kepala.
00:41:35Kepala.
00:41:36Kepala.
00:41:37Kepala.
00:41:38Kepala.
00:41:39Kepala.
00:41:40Kepala.
00:42:43Selamat pagi.
00:42:45Hei Ibu.
00:42:47Ibu bawain sarapan buat kalian.
00:42:49Terima kasih Ibu.
00:42:53Terima kasih Ibu.
00:42:55Ini teh ginseng.
00:42:57Ini ada rumah rumpahnya loh.
00:42:59Itu buat kejantangan kamu.
00:43:01Kalau ini Ayu ini juga.
00:43:05Itu bisa nampak kesuburan.
00:43:07Kalau rotinya terus buat kamu.
00:43:11Makasih ya.
00:43:13Terima kasih Ibu.
00:43:15Posisi kalian setelah bercinta.
00:43:17Aduh-duh.
00:43:19Nggak usah.
00:43:21Ini serius loh.
00:43:27Kalian perhatiin ya.
00:43:29Ini tuh penting.
00:43:31Ya.
00:43:33Ini bukan porno.
00:43:35Ini ilmu tau.
00:43:37Kamu ya.
00:43:39Kamu tuh Ayu harus di bawah.
00:43:41Nah.
00:43:43Brotonya yang di atas.
00:43:45Gitu loh.
00:43:47Udah.
00:43:48Gue contohin ya.
00:43:49Eh.
00:43:50Eh.
00:43:51Jangan-jangan.
00:43:52Gue ngapain sih.
00:43:53Udah.
00:43:54Sebentar.
00:43:55Aduh.
00:43:56Biar ngerti.
00:44:01Nih ya.
00:44:03Kakinya dilurusin gini.
00:44:05Supaya.
00:44:07Semuanya tuh bisa berenang.
00:44:09Untuk cari telurnya Ayu.
00:44:1115 menit lah.
00:44:13Udah.
00:44:15Hmm.
00:44:16Hmm.
00:44:17Bisa nggak?
00:44:18Bisa.
00:44:19Ayo ayo.
00:44:20Itu tadi ibu ajarin.
00:44:22Coba kamu dipraktekin yuk.
00:44:37Toto.
00:44:38Kamu tuh.
00:44:39Jangan diem aja.
00:44:41Sini sini.
00:44:42Tanganmu taruh di sini.
00:44:44Nih.
00:44:45Dekat terakhirnya.
00:44:47Gini?
00:44:48Ya.
00:44:49Soalnya gini.
00:44:50Kehangatan tangan kamu itu.
00:44:52Itu menstimulasi si dedek-dedek itu.
00:44:55Bisa menang cepat.
00:44:57Gitu loh.
00:44:59Terus.
00:45:01Kamu ajak ngobrol.
00:45:04Ajak ngobrol.
00:45:07Gini?
00:45:08Iya.
00:45:09Dede.
00:45:10Berenang.
00:45:11Berenang, berenang.
00:45:13Iya, iya, iya.
00:45:14Nyelam, nyelam.
00:45:15Ya.
00:45:16Abis itu kamu doa ya.
00:45:18Nanti deh.
00:45:19Ibu wain kamu ya.
00:45:20Doanya.
00:45:21Ya.
00:45:22Tau dari mana sih kayak begini ya.
00:45:23Udah lah kerjain aja.
00:45:25Ya.
00:45:26Ya, iya.
00:45:27Ya udah.
00:45:28Ya udah.
00:45:29Ya udah.
00:45:30Ya udah.
00:45:31Ya udah.
00:45:32Ya udah.
00:45:33Ya udah.
00:45:34Ya udah.
00:45:35Diperantekin dulu sekarang.
00:45:36Masa ibu makan di sini.
00:45:37Tuh.
00:45:38Masa?
00:45:39Masa sekarang?
00:45:40Iya.
00:45:41Makanya ibu keluar dulu dong.
00:45:42Nah.
00:45:43Biasalah.
00:45:44Ya.
00:45:46Ya wis.
00:45:47Ya.
00:45:48Pokoknya ibu cepet-cepet cucu ya dari kalian ya.
00:45:49Isa deh.
00:45:56Ya.
00:45:57Apa ya?
00:45:58Pus.
00:46:03Pus.
00:46:03Ibu.
00:46:07Pus.
00:46:16Pus.
00:46:17Mr. Adi Suttejo...
00:46:45If you don't have a phone, I'll call you.
00:46:48I still have a want.
00:46:50I don't want to talk about this.
00:46:52I'm really going to talk about it.
00:46:54I want to pay you to pay you with me.
00:46:56Pay me?
00:46:57When?
00:46:58Oh...
00:46:59I need to remember.
00:47:01I'm not paying attention to you.
00:47:03But you're not paying attention to me.
00:47:06I'm still paying attention to you.
00:47:08What's that?
00:47:09I need help you.
00:47:11You're serious?
00:47:13What's that?
00:47:15Okay, gini.
00:47:18Bisa gak lo check-in phone-nya aja?
00:47:20Lo check nomor yang sering luar masuk, phone-nya.
00:47:23Ayuh, bingdi lo.
00:47:24Ya, iya, siapa lagi?
00:47:26Eh, gak balik nih.
00:47:27Kalau bingdi lo yang minta tolong sama gue,
00:47:29gue percaya.
00:47:30Eh?
00:47:32Lo bantuin gue gak sih?
00:47:33Oh, okay, okay.
00:47:35Tunggu 1-2 jam, Ben.
00:47:37Ntar gue kabarin.
00:47:39Okay.
00:47:45Ayuh!
00:47:46Ayuh!
00:47:47Ayuh!
00:47:47Ayuh!
00:47:48Ayuh!
00:47:49Ayuh!
00:47:50Ayuh!
00:47:51Ayuh!
00:47:52Ayuh!
00:47:53Ayuh!
00:47:54Ayuh!
00:47:55Ayuh!
00:47:56Ayuh!
00:47:57Ayuh!
00:47:58Ayuh!
00:47:59Ayuh!
00:48:00Ayuh!
00:48:01Ayuhh!
00:48:06Ayuh!
00:48:07Ayuh!
00:48:08Ayuh!
00:48:10Ayuh!
00:48:11Ayuh!
00:48:13What do you want?
00:48:18I want to take a look at it.
00:48:21I want to take a look at it.
00:48:23What are you doing?
00:48:33Where are you?
00:48:34Where are you?
00:48:35That's right.
00:48:36That's right.
00:48:37That's right.
00:48:38That's right.
00:48:39That's right.
00:48:40What are you talking about?
00:48:45Interactive.
00:48:47Ton, do you have a number of people?
00:48:55Yes, there.
00:48:57What are you talking about?
00:48:59What's your number?
00:49:01I'm talking to you.
00:49:03You're in front of me.
00:49:04Yes, let me hear you.
00:49:06So you are saying Anton should mind my number?
00:49:11Yes?
00:49:12What is that?
00:49:13You're sure?
00:49:14Wait, wait.
00:49:17Oh, it's a fool.
00:49:19I'm going toce me.
00:49:21I'm kidding.
00:49:22That the inner area of your that round not only the alone talk to me.
00:49:26But you himself, so it況 we can lose.
00:49:29I'm the one wrong.
00:49:31Whatever.
00:49:32Is that clear?
00:49:33What are you saying? What are the signs?
00:49:35What are the signs?
00:49:37No, there is a number that you can call me.
00:49:41No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:49:47You hear me?
00:49:55What?
00:49:57What, what do you mean?
00:49:59What is the number?
00:50:01Can't you ask me one number that you often call me?
00:50:05Yeah, the number is number first.
00:50:07I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:50:09I'm sorry.
00:50:11I'm sorry.
00:50:17I'm sorry.
00:50:19I don't have to do it with you.
00:50:23I'm sorry.
00:50:25I'm sorry.
00:50:27I'm sorry.
00:50:29I'm sorry.
00:50:31Mas, sayangku.
00:50:33Ma'am dulu, ma'am dulu.
00:50:35Ini mas.
00:50:37Mantap.
00:50:39Ayo.
00:50:41I'm sorry.
00:50:43What?
00:50:45I'm sorry.
00:50:47I'm sorry.
00:50:49I'm sorry.
00:50:51Ini, kenapa sih?
00:50:52Nggak masuk rasanya.
00:50:53Ya, Josh.
00:50:54Enggak, enggak, enggak.
00:50:55Aku ini aja.
00:50:56Kenapa sih?
00:50:57Enggak pernah ada yang mau nyobain kreasi Chef Yanni.
00:51:00Hmm, udah enak.
00:51:02Liatin ya.
00:51:04Kalau nanti uangku udah kekumpul, Mas.
00:51:07Di kampung, aku mau bikin Yanis Corner.
00:51:11Jualan mie instan sama kopi.
00:51:13Hmm, masih laku.
00:51:15Beneran itu kamu lagi ngumpulin duit?
00:51:17Iya.
00:51:19Enak.
00:51:20Aku tambahin itu.
00:51:21Serius?
00:51:22Eh, masa aku bohong?
00:51:24Sekarang sih.
00:51:25Baru ada 15 jutaan, Mas.
00:51:28Tapi kan modalnya 20 sampai 25 juta.
00:51:31Alah, segitu aja kok mau yang ngomong dari awal.
00:51:35Udah langsung tak transfer.
00:51:36Beneran ya?
00:51:37Iya.
00:51:38Tapi nggak usah di transfer, Mas.
00:51:39Kenapa?
00:51:40Nabung di bank itu riba.
00:51:42Akhirnya nyalain di sini.
00:51:44Nabungan.
00:51:45Don't worry.
00:51:46Tapi begini.
00:51:48Itu kan aku ngasih duit investasi.
00:51:52Harus ada riba baliknya.
00:51:55Tenang.
00:51:57Tak kaki jatah, tapi makan dulu nih togenya.
00:52:02Biar Jos ada perlawanan.
00:52:05Ayo, yang banyak, yang banyak.
00:52:07Anyak!
00:52:08Anyak!
00:52:09Cuma perek kot-kotan yang namanya celah dalemnya biar gak ketukar sama perek lain!
00:52:13Mana pernah aku namanya celah dalem aku?
00:52:16Anyak kamu tau.
00:52:17Aku jarang pake celah dalem.
00:52:19Apa lagi sih, Ton?
00:52:20Nggak puas lo bikin malu gue?
00:52:21Sorry tentang kejadian tadi, Toh.
00:52:22Bukan maksud gue untuk kejebak lo atau gimana-gimana.
00:52:23Toh, gue punya informasi baru, Toh.
00:52:24Lupa apa lagi sih, Ton?
00:52:25Nggak puas lo bikin malu gue?
00:52:26Sorry tentang kejadian tadi, Toh.
00:52:27Bukan maksud gue untuk kejebak lo atau gimana-gimana.
00:52:28Toh, gue punya informasi baru, Toh.
00:52:29Lupa apa lagi sih?
00:52:30Huh?
00:52:31Buruan deh.
00:52:32Hacker gue bilang.
00:52:33Ada satu nomer lagi di email yang sama di handphone video.
00:52:36Maksudnya gimana?
00:52:37Ini, lo punya dua nomer.
00:52:38Lo gak tau?
00:52:39Engga, selalu gue satu doang.
00:52:40Dan di nomer yang satu lagi, ada satu nomer yang sering banget dia hubungin.
00:52:44Lo krimin gue nomornya sekarang ya?
00:52:46Oke, thank you.
00:52:47Lo krimin gue nomornya sekarang ya?
00:52:49Oke, thank you.
00:53:17Haloh, Pak.
00:53:31Wah.
00:53:37Ihun!
00:53:42Ihun!
00:53:45What...
00:53:50What's that?
00:53:55What's that?
00:53:55What else?
00:53:56What's that?
00:53:57What's that?
00:53:59What's that?
00:53:59What do you do?
00:54:00What's that?
00:54:05I don't know If I understand them
00:54:12Do you have any evidence?
00:54:13I don't have any evidence anymore, I don't have any evidence anymore!
00:54:15Where are you?
00:54:17What's up here?
00:54:20You're in love with Ibu!
00:54:24There's a Ibu!
00:54:26Tell me about it!
00:54:27Tell me about it!
00:54:30What are you talking about, brother?
00:54:32What are you talking about?
00:54:35Ibu told you...
00:54:37Let's go!
00:54:38You don't have any evidence!
00:54:40I don't have any evidence to know you?
00:54:42Anton, I do not give you advice!
00:54:45I told you...
00:54:46I talked to you...
00:54:47I did not give you advice!
00:54:48I thought you stopped...
00:54:50It was my first one?
00:54:52I got one...
00:54:53I did not give you advice!
00:54:54I never give you advice!
00:54:56It was my master!
00:54:59Is it?
00:55:00you
00:55:02you
00:55:04you
00:55:06you
00:55:08two years
00:55:10you have never said anything
00:55:12i don't have to say anything
00:55:14you
00:55:16i
00:55:18i
00:55:20what
00:55:22this
00:55:24is
00:55:26in the middle to the third-party
00:55:30and all the women
00:55:33to receive
00:55:34and then
00:55:35he said
00:55:36at the end of the day
00:55:38the
00:55:38the
00:55:39the
00:55:40the
00:55:41the
00:55:42the
00:55:42the
00:55:42the
00:55:43the
00:55:44the
00:55:44the
00:55:44the
00:55:45the
00:55:47the
00:55:47the
00:55:48the
00:55:49the
00:55:51the
00:55:53the
00:55:54the
00:55:54Can I tell you?
00:55:56Can I tell you?
00:56:08Broto,
00:56:10Ibu already know all.
00:56:12About A-nya,
00:56:14about your actions.
00:56:16It's been a long time I know.
00:56:18Ibu tuh diem aja karena Ibu pikir,
00:56:22ini sementara juga akan lewat.
00:56:24Ternyata kamu tuh melonjak.
00:56:38Kamu lupanya.
00:56:40Nama besar kakek kamu,
00:56:42Hadi Sutejo,
00:56:44yang bikin semua bisnes kamu tuh bisa lancar.
00:56:46Masih banyak kok orangnya kakek kamu,
00:56:48yang bisa Ibu minta tolong.
00:56:54Ibu istri baik,
00:56:56cantik, pinter lagi.
00:56:58Masih juga kamu selingkuh.
00:57:00Goblok!
00:57:02Tau goblok gak?
00:57:04Kamu denger gak Ibu kamu?
00:57:06Ibu kamu sendiri barusan ngerti kamu goblok.
00:57:08Gimana kamu goblok?
00:57:10Goblok!
00:57:14Ayu,
00:57:16Ibu tahu,
00:57:18tentang kamu sama Dimas.
00:57:24Ibu tahu?
00:57:26Ayu selingkuh sama Dimas, Ibu tahu?
00:57:28Gila kan bener kan?
00:57:30Dia ngasih keluar dari Dimas sih?
00:57:32Besok Ibu akan panggil Dimas kesini.
00:57:40Untuk menjelaskan semuanya.
00:57:48Gak usah Ibu.
00:57:50Gak usah dipanggil Dimas ya.
00:57:52Ibu kalau mau ayo pergi sekarang dari rumah ini, ayo pergi Ibu.
00:57:54Gak ada yang pergi kemana-mana.
00:57:56Gak usah.
00:57:58Gak usah panggil-panggil Dimas.
00:58:04Lu mau cerik?
00:58:06Mau harta kan?
00:58:08Oke!
00:58:10Gak ada cerai-cereaan.
00:58:12Sebelum semua ini dijelaskan.
00:58:16Besok kita bicara lagi.
00:58:18Nanti malam berotoh.
00:58:20Kamu tidur sama Ibu.
00:58:22Sementara malam ini kalian pikirkan baik-baik.
00:58:28Apa yang akan kalian putuskan untuk besok.
00:58:43Ibu gak mau.
00:58:44Keluarga Ibu tuh berantakan.
00:58:48Nyongpotnya tuh susah banget jadi kayak geser.
00:58:51Gak ngerti deh itu dirinya gimana.
00:58:53Gak ngerti deh itu dirinya gimana.
00:58:55Gak ngerti deh itu untuk mencari.
00:58:57Gak ngerti deh itu jadi kayaknya?
00:58:59Gak ngerti deh itu.
00:59:01Gak ngerti deh itu.
00:59:03Gak ngerti deh itu.
00:59:05Gak ngerti deh itu.
01:00:07Aduh mas gawat nih gawat, stress deh aku ah.
01:00:12Aku kan udah makan, Yan.
01:00:13Buat aku, kalau lagi stress aku harus makan.
01:00:17Lauknya mana?
01:00:18Aku diet protein.
01:00:20Diet protein?
01:00:22Eh, itu ribut-ribut kenapa sih?
01:00:25Mau pada bunuh-bunuhan apa?
01:00:26Cedih ya, makanya aku stress.
01:00:29Kayaknya ibu Ayu udah ketahuan deh, selingkuh sama adiknya bapak.
01:00:33Kan biasanya suaminya selingkuh?
01:00:35Jangan salah, bapak malah udah mulai selingkuhan duluan.
01:00:39Waduh.
01:00:41Aku kan mata-matanya ibu sepuh.
01:00:43Hah?
01:00:43Kalau mata-matanya ibu?
01:00:44Membantuin dulu jeberintiin sama ibu sepuh.
01:00:53Alusannya buat ngurus orang tua.
01:00:55Terus aku, jadi mata-matanya ibu.
01:00:59Sepay.
01:01:00My name is Yan.
01:01:04Yan.
01:01:09Yan.
01:01:11Kau minyak angin deh.
01:01:13Habis ngerok kamu.
01:01:14Ini sebenarnya minyak panah, Kak Dil.
01:01:16Hah?
01:01:30Ya udah, pokoknya ibu tunggu ya.
01:01:54Ya.
01:01:55Duh, biasanya kau banyak banget sih.
01:02:09Ya, Ndok.
01:02:14Aku lagi kerja.
01:02:18Iya, tadi kan habis subuh kan langsung tidur lagi.
01:02:22Gak bisa lah kalau pulang.
01:02:28Jakarta kan lagi karantina.
01:02:30Kamu gimana sih repot?
01:02:35Iya, sehat-sehat.
01:02:36Anak-anak sehat, toh.
01:02:38Enggak, enggak usah, enggak usah ngomong sama anak-anak.
01:02:42Iya, iya, iya.
01:02:45Yan.
01:02:46Eh, aku, aku harus kerja lagi ya.
01:02:48Iya, iya.
01:02:52Kok kamu masih tidur?
01:03:00Gak anak badan ya?
01:03:04Ya udah.
01:03:07Istirahat aja.
01:03:09Kamu pasti denger gaduh-gaduh semalam.
01:03:13Aku bingung, Yan.
01:03:15Aku takut anak-anakku berantem.
01:03:21Udah gak bisa akur lagi gara-gara ini.
01:03:23Aku mau kasih tau kamu lebih dulu.
01:03:26Kalau Pak Broto dan Bu Ayu cerai.
01:03:30Semoga enggak ya.
01:03:32Yang penting kamu tau.
01:03:34Supaya kamu udah bisa ngatur
01:03:36langkah kamu selanjutnya.
01:03:39Ya, Wes.
01:03:48Itu aja.
01:03:51Terima kasih ya.
01:03:52Kamu sudah bantu ibu selama ini.
01:03:54Ojo, ojo, ojo.
01:04:12Yo no gotta go.
01:04:13oh
01:04:15oh
01:04:27Assalamualaikum
01:04:29Hai Dimas
01:04:31Hai Bu
01:04:33Ada apa sih Bu?
01:04:37Kok kayaknya genting banget
01:04:39Udah nanti, masuk aja dulu
01:04:43Hai Mbak Yu
01:04:51Mas, sehat
01:04:59Mas Mambang, kawat
01:05:01Kamu kemana sih lo Bang
01:05:03Aduh Mas
01:05:05Itu adiknya Bapak udah dateng loh
01:05:07Pukul-pukul anggap
01:05:09Belum
01:05:11Eh tadi
01:05:13Ubu tua masuk sini
01:05:15Terus gimana?
01:05:17Ya aku mumpet pake ini
01:05:19Aduh
01:05:21Katanya
01:05:23Kamu bisa-bisa nanti gak punya kerjaan lagi
01:05:25Aduh
01:05:27Ya itu Mas
01:05:29Gimana dong
01:05:31Duh
01:05:33Kalo Bapak sama Ibu fix cerai
01:05:35Aku nganggur Mas
01:05:37Berdua dong dengan anggur kita
01:05:49Apa itu Yan?
01:05:51Ini loh Mas
01:05:52Tabungan aku
01:05:53Aku nyalainnya disini
01:05:55Alah
01:05:56Alah
01:05:57Duit ini
01:05:58Iya
01:05:59Enak banget
01:06:00Ibu minta kalian semua menjelaskan pada Ibu secara langsung
01:06:03Rata
01:06:05Rata
01:06:07Mau duluan
01:06:09Dia aja duluan lo
01:06:11Dia akan yang makan saudara sendiri
01:06:13Eh kapan sih mah terbatut lo
01:06:15Ayo mah
01:06:17Ternyata
01:06:31Aku aja yang jelasin ya Ibu
01:06:33Bro tuh emang kayak gitu
01:06:35Banyak omong di awal
01:06:37Nih
01:06:38Ini masalahnya
01:06:40Dari awal lo tuh gak pingin kalah
01:06:42Harus selalu didengar
01:06:44Harus duluan
01:06:46Harus dominan
01:06:47Dominan
01:06:48Kepala keluarga di rumah ini siapa sih?
01:06:50Hah?
01:06:51Oke
01:06:52Aku emang banyak buat keputusan
01:06:54Kenapa?
01:06:56Karena kamu pelimpan
01:06:58Kamu gak bisa bikin keputusan cepat
01:07:00Itu yang dinamain kepala keluarga
01:07:02Enggak eh
01:07:03Itu bukan pelimpan
01:07:05Tau gak yang namanya butuh keputusan itu butuh waktu
01:07:07Biar keputusannya gak talah
01:07:09Hahaha
01:07:10Alasan
01:07:11Kamu tuh penuh alasan
01:07:14Hei
01:07:15Ibu
01:07:16Sekarang nih
01:07:17Dia lagi nyeles
01:07:18Dari masalah intinya
01:07:19Yaitu kamu sekalian perempuan
01:07:20Titik
01:07:21Gue bebas ngomong aja
01:07:22Bodoh banget
01:07:23Yang nyelesannya gak bikin gue kayak gini
01:07:25Getah dong
01:07:26Kesampah
01:07:27Nih kain aja
01:07:28Oh iya emang
01:07:29Udah gue rencana itu aja
01:07:30Hahaha
01:07:31Rencana
01:07:33Bro tau dengan segala rencananya yang gak pernah terjadi
01:07:36Eh lo diem ya
01:07:38Lo pikir gak lo tidur dengan adik gue
01:07:40Lo lebih suci dari gue
01:07:41Iya
01:07:42Mas
01:07:43Mas nurut eh adiknya mau gak lo
01:07:49Dimas
01:07:51Biar aku ajain jelasin
01:07:52Disaat aku tau bahwa kamu selingkuh untuk kedua kalinya
01:08:03Aku merasa aku butuh teman cerita
01:08:06Dan ternyata
01:08:09Dimas orangnya
01:08:11Dimas orangnya
01:08:12Dari semenjak saat itu
01:08:15Aku sama Dimas emang sering berhubungan
01:08:20Rutin ngobrol
01:08:22Teleponan
01:08:25Pokoknya segala sesuatu yang kamu lakuin dibelakang aku
01:08:28Aku juga lakuin
01:08:30Tapi sama adik kamu
01:08:32Liat kamu
01:08:33Emang dua-duanya bangsa
01:08:34Mas
01:08:35Mas bentar lo harus dengerin dulu
01:08:36Mas
01:08:43Dimas
01:08:45Nanti juga kamu dapet giliran
01:08:49Udah yuk lanjutin
01:08:51Jadi
01:08:52Aku sama Dimas udah ada rencana untuk menikah
01:08:55Setelah aku cerai dari proto
01:08:56Setelah aku cerai dari proto
01:09:00Tapi ibu tenang aja
01:09:03Aku akan tetap jadi anak ibu
01:09:06Cuma bedanya
01:09:08Kali ini aku akan nikah sama anak ibu yang lebih baik
01:09:11Ya?
01:09:14Ya enggak lah
01:09:15Enggak enggak enggak
01:09:17Udah yang diem
01:09:20Ibu udah denger semuanya kan?
01:09:22Udah jelas ini udah
01:09:23Biar
01:09:24Biar pengacara saya yang ngurus prosesnya semuanya
01:09:29Dan lo
01:09:32Lo beresin semua barang-barang lo
01:09:33Dan lo pergi dari sini
01:09:39Gak perlu disuruh
01:09:40Udah aku siapin dari kemarin
01:09:42Bagus
01:09:43Bu, bu, bu ini semua itu bohong bu
01:09:45Ini gak bener kayak begini
01:09:46Mas
01:09:47Sumpah demi Allah
01:09:48Aku gak pernah ada hubungan apa-apa sama ayu mas
01:09:50Udah denger
01:09:51Bobo Tuhan tuh
01:09:53Lo lepas dari gue dapetnya dia
01:09:55Tukang les
01:09:57Makan
01:09:59Yani
01:10:00Kesini ya
01:10:01Siap, bu
01:10:05Aku dipamil sama ibu sepuh
01:10:07Waduh
01:10:09Doain aku ya mas
01:10:12Ya
01:10:13Semangat sayang
01:10:14Kamu pasti bisa
01:10:15Eh mas
01:10:17Eh mas
01:10:19Tapi
01:10:20Kalo ini semua selesai
01:10:22Mas ikut aku ke kampung yuk
01:10:24Kita nikah aja
01:10:25Biarin pake uang aku aja
01:10:26Aku rela
01:10:28Ya
01:10:29Kalo itu aku mau
01:10:31Tapi ada syaratnya
01:10:33Apa?
01:10:34Jangan pernah hianati aku
01:10:36Ya
01:10:37Ya
01:10:38Ya
01:10:39Ya
01:10:40Ya
01:10:42Masih meragukan
01:10:44Cintaku saja
01:10:46Kalo urusan janji setia
01:10:49Akan aku pegang teguh
01:10:52Sampai akhir hayatku nanti
01:10:55Seperti kata Glenn Bradley
01:10:59Tak pernah setengahan
01:11:00Setengahan
01:11:03Itu kan lagunya Tommy ya mas
01:11:05Udah ganti dong
01:11:07Pokoknya doain aku ya
01:11:08Janji ya
01:11:09Ya
01:11:10Mas Bambang
01:11:22Ini video apaan sih?
01:11:24Orang Bayu lagi teleponan doang gitu soal mainan HP
01:11:27Tapi pake senyum-senyum
01:11:28Ya terus
01:11:30Udah pasti saya gitu yang bikin Bayu senyum-senyum
01:11:33Oh ya jelas dong
01:11:35Ini handphone
01:11:36Sengaja
01:11:37Saya tinggalin disini
01:11:38Waktu Bu Ayu telepon
01:11:40Ibu
01:11:42Ini
01:11:43Buah kesukaan Ibu
01:11:46Hei Bu
01:11:48Ya udah Janji kebelakangan lagi Ibu
01:11:49Ibu makan dong
01:11:50Dari kemarin gak pernah makan Ibu
01:11:52Nanti Janji lagi yang makan
01:11:54Ibu
01:11:55Masih
01:11:56Tapi sebenernya saya lagi ngerekor
01:11:57Nih buktinya
01:12:00Aku tunggu kasih tau
01:12:02Terus
01:12:03Sejak saat itu
01:12:05Aku bener-bener gak bisa ngelupain gitu
01:12:08Yang bisa aku pikirin cuma sebentar lagi kita akan nikah
01:12:11Bu
01:12:12Bu ini gak pernah kejadian kayak begini Bu
01:12:13Ini fitnah namanya
01:12:14Lu masih ngeles aja
01:12:15Iya
01:12:16Iya
01:12:17Iya
01:12:18Buktinya tuh
01:12:20Bu
01:12:21Mas
01:12:23Sumpah Mas
01:12:24Dulu emang Bayu tuh suka nelfonin aku suka ngecet aku
01:12:26Tapi dia tuh cerita curhat katanya
01:12:29Mas Broto lagi deket lah sama siapa itu
01:12:31Selingkul sama cewe siapa gak ngerti
01:12:33Tapi sejak aku bisa merasakan kayak
01:12:36Mbaayu udah mulai-mulai ada rasa
01:12:39Sorry ya
01:12:40Kayak ada rasa suka sama aku
01:12:43Ada rasa sayang sama aku
01:12:45Ya gak mungkin lah aku lanjutin lagi
01:12:47Udah stop aku cut sampe disitu Bu
01:12:50Aku gak pernah lagi angkat telpon dari Mbaayu
01:12:53Mbaayu ngechat aku juga gak pernah bales
01:12:55Mas
01:12:57Nih mas
01:12:58Kalo gak percaya
01:12:59Mas liat sendiri
01:13:00Dibas kamu ngapain sih Dibas
01:13:03Mba
01:13:04Aku tuh sayang sama Mba
01:13:05Sayang sama semuanya
01:13:06Tapi gak kayak gini caranya Mba
01:13:10Ini angkat bagian lu hapus
01:13:12Aduh capek itu udah murus ya
01:13:14Sekarang kita sama-sama ngecek aja deh handphonenya Mbaayu
01:13:16Oke
01:13:17Kalo emang chat gua disitu dihapus
01:13:18Di handphonenya Mbaayu pasti masih ada
01:13:20Gitu aja
01:13:22Ayo
01:13:23Boleh beli liat handphonenya kamu
01:13:29Ini kenapa jadi kayak gini sih Bu
01:13:30Aku
01:13:31Ini yang salah brota gua
01:13:32Aku cuma disakitin
01:13:33Aku
01:13:34Yang selingkuh dia
01:13:35Ibu ini aku Ayu Bu
01:13:37Anak prokon ibunya ibu sayang
01:13:40Ibu
01:13:42Ibu jangan kayak gini sama Ayu
01:13:46Ini bukan ibu sayang sama kamu
01:13:50Makanya
01:13:51Ibu maaf dia
01:13:53Biar ini jelas
01:13:54Ayu
01:13:55Ayu
01:13:56Ayu
01:13:57Ayu
01:13:58Ayu
01:13:59Ayu
01:14:00Ayu
01:14:01Ayu
01:14:02Ayu
01:14:03Ayu
01:14:04Ayu
01:14:05Ayu
01:14:06Ayu
01:14:07Ayu
01:14:08Ayu
01:14:09Ayu
01:14:10Ayu
01:14:11Ayu
01:14:12Ayu
01:14:13Ayu
01:14:14Ayu
01:14:15Ayu
01:14:16Ayu
01:14:17Ayu
01:14:18Ayu
01:14:19Ayu
01:14:20Ayu
01:14:21Ayu
01:14:22How is he doing now?
01:14:26I woke up to the bathroom.
01:14:52Hi, Sayang.
01:15:22I'm sorry.
01:15:24I'm sorry.
01:15:26I'm sorry.
01:15:28I'm sorry.
01:15:30I'm sorry.
01:15:32I'm sorry.
01:15:34I'm sorry.
01:15:36You're sorry.
01:15:38I'm sorry.
01:15:40After this, there's no one else who loves us.
01:15:52I'm sorry.
01:15:54I'm sorry.
01:15:56I'm sorry.
01:15:58I'm sorry.
01:16:00Ini gak bener.
01:16:02Harusnya bukan aku yang disalahin.
01:16:04Harusnya berotong.
01:16:06Dimas!
01:16:08Dimas, kamu kenapa ngomongin gitu di depan mereka?
01:16:12Tadi gak ada hubungan apa-apa, Mbak.
01:16:14Kamu tuh gak tau apa yang kamu omongin.
01:16:16Mbak Ayu.
01:16:18Kamu ingat semua masa depan yang udah kita rencanakan buat kita.
01:16:20Mbak Ayu.
01:16:22Mbak Ayu butuh bantuan.
01:16:24Kita bisa cariin kok buat Mbak.
01:16:26Ya.
01:16:28Aku gak butuh bantuan.
01:16:32Kamu...
01:16:34Kamu sama aja kakak kamu ya.
01:16:36Kamu...
01:16:38Aku gak butuh nih semua.
01:16:48Mas Broto.
01:16:50Ibu...
01:16:52Ibu...
01:16:54Ibu...
01:16:56Ibu liat mas Broto.
01:16:58Ibu perempuan itu ke rumah ini.
01:17:02Mas Broto.
01:17:06Positif hamil.
01:17:08Ibu...
01:17:10Ibu...
01:17:12Ibu...
01:17:14Ibu...
01:17:16Ibu...
01:17:18Ibu...
01:17:20Ibu...
01:17:22Ibu...
01:17:24Ibu...
01:17:26Ibu...
01:17:28Ibu...
01:17:30Ibu...
01:17:32Ibu...
01:17:34Ibu...
01:17:42Ibu...
01:17:43Ibu...
01:17:44I'm the only one myself.
01:17:52I've never had a job.
01:17:59I've never had a job.
01:18:03Ah, ah.
01:18:11Ah, ah...
01:18:24Aku selalu percaya
01:18:27Everything happens with a goal.
01:18:35You and me are not the truth.
01:18:42You and me are the truth.
01:18:48You and me are the truth.
01:19:00I love you, Proto.
01:19:04Before, now, and forever.
01:19:18I love you.
01:19:20Mas Bambang, masa sedi...
01:19:46Mas? Mas? Mas?
01:19:53No! Mas mama?
01:19:59Oh
01:20:01Oh
01:20:03That was it
01:20:05I'm good
01:20:07I'm good
01:20:09I'm good
01:20:11I'm good
01:20:13I'm good
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