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00:00:00oh my god did you hear there's supposed to be a mysterious vip passenger on the hawkeye 42's
00:00:11maiden flight today i heard he's the secret label airlines investor everyone's been talking about
00:00:15he's supposed to be the richest man in the world what do you see lady 1a oh my god if i book him
00:00:20as my sugar daddy i never have to work again oh please we all know that i'm the marilyn monroe
00:00:25of this cabin crew if anyone's gonna bag the secret millionaire's attention it's me well maybe
00:00:31he's not a good guy maybe he's an ass guy ready ladies not yet evelyn we'll take office in 30
00:00:45minutes so we focus more on getting ready and less than boss
00:00:48right does evelyn have to be our lead she's probably going to try and bag that secret
00:00:55billionaire for herself
00:00:56welcome mr dead hawkings what's with the spectacle i told you i can get her on my own it's our job
00:01:10to keep you safe sir you're our airline's company investor sylvia the whole idea was for me to
00:01:14disguise myself as ground crew so i can observe our airline service quality that's going to be like
00:01:18on the contact president of the united states it isn't exactly helping i apologize here's your ticket
00:01:23i better not see anyone following me
00:01:29welcome aboard maple airlines sorry for running late just to pull la traffic
00:01:45that guy is not the vip passenger not a chance he's nothing but a filthy brown crew worker
00:01:55excuse me sir you can't sit here and why is that this is first class economy is back there
00:02:06in the main cabin okay i like what i'm sitting give me a break with the dirt rods you're wearing
00:02:13i like what i'm wearing first class is for the social elites millionaires and ceos
00:02:19but you you're nothing but a washed up ground crew worker you belong out there handling baggage
00:02:26miss you really shouldn't judge other people by what they're wearing now if you don't believe me
00:02:31you can check the booking records the booking records will confirm that this seat is reserved
00:02:36for our most distinguished passenger maple airlines top investor that's exactly right
00:02:42oh why don't you get a chance i would love a cup of coffee just fine thanks
00:02:46tyler get over here we have a lowlife browns crew worker who snuck on the plane without a ticket
00:02:56what did you just call me he's sitting in first class and refusing to leave
00:03:00chill i'm clear i'll take care of it
00:03:03hey you were a coffee right i did thanks
00:03:10yes
00:03:12fucker that is why we don't serve coffee to minimum wage dirt bag we try to spill the coffee
00:03:27on me first where are your manners that's it you're not playing games where is your ticket
00:03:31word of advice let's mess the next time
00:03:34where's my ticket
00:03:41doesn't look like there will be a next time see this folks just another wannabe trying to scam
00:03:47his way into first class just kick him off the plane shh we got this thank you time's up buddy
00:03:51listen i have to take a house what i've gotten on the airplane i mean look at this you have
00:03:56single-handedly turned first class into a first grade jump yard you're the one who tries to put coffee
00:04:00on me i don't know what i'm trying to now listen this is gonna be one of two ways either you lit this
00:04:04shit up or i'll have airport security remove you from this plane got it mister that's me nicely
00:04:12and you think airport security's gonna listen to you
00:04:14of course they will faa regulations state when you enter a vessel that is larger and heavier than air
00:04:22and head wings right with an engine that propels you into the sky we are in charge so yes who the
00:04:28hell do you think you are i own this airline that's it enough let's go get out
00:04:33and who do you think you are to touch me
00:04:42ninja or something that's it we gotta get him out of here i'm calling airport security
00:04:49this flight attendant is assaulting a passenger and maple airlines is the best service in the
00:04:54industry give me that phone that video needs to be deleted not a chance the public deserves to
00:05:01know about your abusive service she's right this needs to be documented delete that video
00:05:06or you'll all be banned from maple airlines for life
00:05:10you don't understand that man snuck on board without a ticket he's a stowaway that's right folks for all we
00:05:38know you can be trying to hijack this plane okay this is for your own safety he's been pulling our
00:05:42leg this whole time he came out yeah fuck that guy our last thing i needed some hobo
00:05:47on my travel plans essential passengers welcome aboard maple airlines flight 451 due to some
00:05:54unforeseen circumstances we're gonna be delaying takeoff but hang tight he'll be in the air
00:05:57shortly we really appreciate your patience god damn it this fucking ticketless fuck is gonna make
00:06:03miss my connecting flight somebody call airport security what a shit show this guy should be
00:06:07kicked out of csa calm down ladies and gents i haven't seen it okay
00:06:13if you can't show us the ticket then you can't be on this flight it's time to go
00:06:21keep your hands off my property sorry but we're at capacity no room for dead weight like you
00:06:29dead weight i think you tore the dead weight on my property
00:06:34what property you're poor your property is trash i'm warning you
00:06:41which is why this is going out the window
00:06:46how would a dirt poor laborer like you even afford a guitar
00:07:03you probably stole it from one of the passengers
00:07:06this was a gift from my late wife
00:07:11maple airlines is named after her you realize it was honoring your disgrace
00:07:17sure a lot of people are named maple you can claim whatever you want doesn't change the
00:07:23fact that you and this piece of junk belong in the garbage
00:07:26well one thing's for sure this guitar is nowhere near as valuable as all of the time we have
00:07:32wasted trying to get me off this flight the sooner this guitar gets smashed the better see we're
00:07:38doing you a favor by smashing it don't you dare
00:07:41i don't care who any of you are you want money i have plenty but more than that
00:07:49who i am makes me a nightmare for people like you
00:07:54airport security
00:07:58are you threatening us we work for maple airlines owned by the richest man in the world jet hawkins
00:08:10you are so dead
00:08:12i'm jet hawkins wait till these dimmits find out i'm your boss
00:08:15this guitar better not be broken
00:08:18because if it is
00:08:20you're what
00:08:20begging you for money to buy a new one because you can't afford it on your dirt poor salary
00:08:24i won't be the one begging you will
00:08:30who's the one serving up trouble that man with a guitar he's not on board without a ticket and he
00:08:35threatened a flight attendant sir i'm gonna have to ask you to take your hands off the guitar case
00:08:38he could be hiding a bomb in there maybe he's trying to blow up the plane
00:08:42oh my god quick send the case hurry up before we all die
00:08:46sure i'm gonna ask twice get your hands off the case
00:08:49none of you hold rank high enough to search my belongings
00:08:53he is nothing but bottom feeding ground stuff we're all literally leagues above him
00:09:00if you would like to see my late wife's handiwork
00:09:04i'll gladly open my case and show you all
00:09:07but what for it it's a trap
00:09:09don't fucking trust him he's a terrorist
00:09:11what's all this fuss about
00:09:19sir i'm evelyn lead flight attendant
00:09:30here at maple airlines we take the proper handling of our passengers belongings very seriously
00:09:34and i can assure you nothing else will happen to your guitar
00:09:37isn't she the top lead flight attendant at our airline
00:09:41i'm undercover so it's best not to cause a scene to fill my identity
00:09:44you seem trustworthy
00:09:47unlike
00:09:49you
00:09:51watch out
00:10:04this is the customer service hour airline is still well known for
00:10:15you judge those beneath you when you act like monsters yourselves
00:10:20you know you're more than welcome to file a compensation claim for
00:10:24deadline's friday
00:10:27but of course the airline's conclusion may very well be that the rinky dink old
00:10:32guitar might be completely worthless
00:10:35that's for you
00:10:37that's what i thought
00:10:40baggage boy
00:10:41my wife
00:10:53handcrafted this guitar with exquisite 1980s keeping mahogany
00:10:58for me
00:10:59let me remind you
00:11:02a company
00:11:02you
00:11:04worked for
00:11:04saved after her
00:11:06why is he so serious is he really related to the order of this airline
00:11:09she was a saint
00:11:13offering jobs to the homeless given a second chance
00:11:16but you
00:11:17to get your dirty fingers off me please
00:11:18you
00:11:19arrogant stock up pricks
00:11:21think you get to decide
00:11:22who's first class
00:11:23who's econ class
00:11:25you can't even discern the values that this company was built upon
00:11:28you're both
00:11:29disgrace your humanity
00:11:30security
00:11:33here
00:11:34this baggage boy is trying to kill a flight attendant
00:11:37good god
00:11:38somebody tackled that man
00:11:40sylvia
00:11:41i give you ten seconds to get here
00:11:42right now
00:11:43sylvia
00:11:44stone
00:11:46uh she's vp of maple airlines
00:11:48only second to get hawkings
00:11:50god
00:11:51i just won't stop pretending
00:11:53look
00:11:54mine sylvia stone
00:11:55catcher
00:11:56with my ticket showing who i am
00:11:58you'll all cower in fear
00:12:00are you all watching this clown show
00:12:02this grounds crew worker couldn't even shine this stone's shoes
00:12:05let alone get her on the phone
00:12:07don't believe that man
00:12:09throw him out
00:12:10throw him out
00:12:10throw him out
00:12:11throw him out
00:12:12throw him out
00:12:13throw him out
00:12:14throw him out
00:12:15throw him out
00:12:15throw him out
00:12:16throw him out
00:12:21did someone piss off my boss
00:12:22oh my god
00:12:26that's the vp
00:12:27she like runs shit here
00:12:29claire is beyond fucked
00:12:30explain this
00:12:32miss stone
00:12:34this baggage boy
00:12:36snuck into first class
00:12:37without a ticket
00:12:37he's delayed the flight
00:12:39and we're having him removed
00:12:40having him removed
00:12:42is this how you treat
00:12:42first class passengers
00:12:43take a good look at the nightmare
00:12:46you've created for us
00:12:47great work everyone
00:12:53thanks to you
00:12:54our company's stocks have lost over a billion dollars in the past 20 minutes
00:12:57don't blame me
00:12:58blame this broad
00:13:00who snuck on board without a ticket
00:13:01and insisted on sitting in first class
00:13:03here says he doesn't have a ticket
00:13:05sir
00:13:07you dropped your ticket just before boarding
00:13:09i wanted to make sure you received it
00:13:13oh
00:13:14you're really the chief
00:13:16that's what they call me
00:13:25chief
00:13:27the ceo mr hawkins
00:13:28only ever uses his alias on documents to keep a low profile
00:13:31first class
00:13:35well now that i see my long year old so precious
00:13:38first class
00:13:39now that i care about status
00:13:41i do expect reparations to be made
00:13:43reparations
00:13:45what the hell did you do to him
00:13:47i'm so sorry
00:13:49i'm so sorry
00:13:51sir
00:13:52sir
00:13:52i made a mistake
00:13:53i told you what would happen
00:13:57if you judged people on your covers
00:13:58you two
00:14:00broke my wife's guitar
00:14:02and gave that to me the day that you're not open
00:14:04i did
00:14:05i made a terrible mistake
00:14:07i made a mistake
00:14:08i made a mistake
00:14:09i made a mistake
00:14:10sir
00:14:11i'm so sorry
00:14:12it's all our fault
00:14:14no
00:14:14no this isn't your fault
00:14:15you're not worried
00:14:16no no i'm their team leader
00:14:18and i have to take responsibility
00:14:19now this girl evelyn is the right kind of leadership i value at our company
00:14:23i am friends with the owner of the best music repair shop in la
00:14:26and if you're willing to trust me i can ask him to piece your guitar back together
00:14:33you dimwits are fired and i'll see to it that you never work for another airline company ever again
00:14:40immediately your employment airlines has been terminated
00:14:45please please give us another chance
00:14:47please
00:14:48no no no no no
00:14:49please out of my way
00:14:50please
00:14:51please
00:14:52please
00:14:53please
00:14:54please
00:14:55please
00:14:56please
00:14:57please
00:14:59give me another chance
00:15:00no
00:15:01tyler
00:15:02please
00:15:03no
00:15:05i am so sorry about the ordeal sir
00:15:08please enjoy the rest of your flight
00:15:09thank you so much
00:15:10thank you so much
00:15:17that was intense
00:15:18the chairwoman came to personally give him his ticket
00:15:21that old bag boy might actually be the mystery vip passenger
00:15:26you really think so?
00:15:28why would a billionaire run around her uniform?
00:15:31huh
00:15:32that makes sense now
00:15:34that old geezer really almost had me fooled
00:15:36what are you talking about?
00:15:38what are you talking about?
00:15:39miss stumbling came because she saw the viral moment
00:15:41she's here to protect the airlines reputation they stopped the stocks from plummeting
00:15:45that's the only reason why she fired clear and gave that guy a ticket
00:15:49there is no way he is the vip passenger
00:15:53oh
00:15:54oh
00:15:55fuck about words sir
00:15:56fuck about words sir
00:15:58fuck about words
00:15:59morning
00:16:00morning
00:16:01mr. pipson
00:16:02isn't that the player's new general manager?
00:16:06oh so he is the mystery vip passenger
00:16:08so here is the mystery vip passenger
00:16:11so here is the mystery vip passenger
00:16:13yes i agree
00:16:14yes i agree
00:16:15that is right
00:16:16yes
00:16:17holy fuck me
00:16:19what are you two chatting about over here?
00:16:22we're getting ready for takeoff so you should return to your seats
00:16:24ladies and gentlemen we're getting ready for takeoff please return to your seats and fasten your seatbelt
00:16:31thank you
00:16:53ladies and gentlemen welcome to our maple airlines flight 451 with service to john f kennedy international airport
00:16:58we have now reached an altitude of 20,000 feet and heaven service will begin shortly
00:17:02thank you so much for your patience
00:17:05fuck me
00:17:06these flight attendances keep getting higher
00:17:08jesus christ
00:17:09mr. dixon
00:17:11yeah
00:17:12that's edlin grant
00:17:13people airline's flight attendant of the year
00:17:15not only is she beautiful
00:17:17she has a damn better job
00:17:18yeah shut the fuck up okay
00:17:20why don't you do something a favor why don't you call over here
00:17:22let's see how good at a job she really is
00:17:24excuse me miss
00:17:28yes how can i help you
00:17:31yeah my um
00:17:33my seatbelt's a little
00:17:35tight
00:17:36you think we're
00:17:37you think we're going to go soon for me
00:17:40of course
00:17:45sir
00:17:46if you could just keep a skill please
00:17:48yeah sure i could do that
00:17:50i should like to do that
00:17:53stop
00:17:54sir please give your hands to yourself
00:17:56listen closer
00:17:57i'm the general fucking manager of maple airlines
00:17:59so if you don't obey my wishes
00:18:01then fucking fuck
00:18:05stop
00:18:06i want to help please
00:18:07help
00:18:08please i want to help
00:18:09ah fuck
00:18:11since when does being general manager give you the right to sexual pressure staff
00:18:14i'm sorry but who the fuck are you
00:18:17who the fuck are you
00:18:21who the fuck are you
00:18:22don't change the topic
00:18:23i ask you a question
00:18:24what makes you think you've harassed her
00:18:26look bud
00:18:27you're pushing 60
00:18:29still lugging around 50 pound bags for a fucking living
00:18:32so stop the lecture on me on how to lead my life and mind your own fucking business
00:18:36anybody who harasses anyone on my plane
00:18:39that is my damn business
00:18:41you know what fucking
00:18:43look at my
00:18:46it's five thousand dollars
00:18:47now go back to where you belong
00:18:49and sit next to the toilet
00:18:50in economy class
00:18:51where you fucking belong
00:18:53now that's power baby
00:18:54like that
00:18:55i know you want to be with a real man
00:18:56like me
00:18:57god you look so beautiful
00:18:58come on baby
00:18:59oh
00:19:00what the fuck
00:19:01ah
00:19:02if you go back to economy
00:19:03i'll give you five hundred thousand
00:19:05what the fuck are you messing with
00:19:14i do
00:19:15i'm messing with a toxic abusive manager who harasses his employees
00:19:18wake up refs
00:19:19you're a fucking minimum labor worker
00:19:20that's a heroic crusader of fucking justice or whatever the fuck you think you are
00:19:24do you think you are
00:19:25sir
00:19:26mr dixon
00:19:27he's the general manager
00:19:28he's very powerful and it's not worth getting into a fight with you
00:19:32powerful man huh
00:19:33yeah
00:19:34all i see is a pathetic weak insecure coward
00:19:37have you looked yourself in the mirror man
00:19:39i think you're talking about your own ugly ass
00:19:41sir
00:19:42i i really appreciate the effort but i don't want you to get fired
00:19:46i'll just
00:19:47i'll resign what's planned
00:19:49he won't have to resign
00:19:51anyone's gonna resign
00:19:53it's gonna be him
00:19:56no me resign
00:19:57i'm the general fucking manager
00:20:01okay there's only one person on this planet that can make me resign
00:20:03and that's jet fucking hawkins himself
00:20:05he has no clue on his boss
00:20:09i'll play with him a bit longer
00:20:10jet hawkins
00:20:11who's that again
00:20:12he's fucking guy
00:20:13wait do you actually haven't heard of him
00:20:15everybody's talking about him
00:20:17he's the billionaire with the monopoly on aeronautical grade steel
00:20:20i mean only higher ups have ever seen his face
00:20:23oh that guy
00:20:25oh okay
00:20:26wow you know him
00:20:28of course of course i do
00:20:30i'm the general manager
00:20:31actually matter of fact
00:20:32my uncle's gonna take me to see him as soon as we land this plane
00:20:34you know because we got big business and stuff
00:20:36things that you don't know fucking melting about
00:20:38oh
00:20:40and uh
00:20:41who's your uncle again
00:20:42he's the fucking ceo of maple airlines
00:20:44heard of him
00:20:45hello
00:20:46are you listening
00:20:47that's really funny because
00:20:48i don't remember seeing that on mr hawkins schedule for today
00:20:52not to mention he doesn't typically meet with employees of your lowly stature
00:20:56i'm the general fucking manager i have every rep to meet
00:20:58but my question to you is how the fuck do you know what jet hawkins schedule looks like
00:21:01because i am jet hawkins
00:21:11this old man has lost his fucking mind look at this guy huh
00:21:15what the fuck are you doing
00:21:16what the fuck are you doing
00:21:17mr dixon i think it would be a good idea if you just sat down and stayed quiet for a while
00:21:20we don't want any more complications
00:21:23complications what the hell are you talking about
00:21:25today is this hawk i-42 aircraft made in flight
00:21:28the whole world is watching
00:21:30yes because today is also the first time jet hawkins aircraft is doing a commercial flight
00:21:34his aircrafts are the best
00:21:35we've already had a viral video go out about employee misconduct
00:21:38we can't have another rumor that could potentially harm our airlines reputation
00:21:42why are you so worried about anything huh
00:21:44as my assistant you do as i fucking say you understand
00:21:47mr dixon i just i just i don't want mr hawkins and mr kane
00:21:51kane is my fucking uncle you idiot
00:21:53you understand he ain't gonna do shit
00:21:55and if anyone here is foolish enough to tell any lies about me
00:21:59i'll consider that your resignation
00:22:01so come here right now
00:22:03come here right now
00:22:08sir you don't have to do this
00:22:10it's fine
00:22:11i fear this tyrant of a general manager
00:22:13but why not
00:22:15you think you're invincible
00:22:16let me tell you
00:22:18abusing your power and sexually harassing your employee
00:22:21that is grounds for your immediate termination from maple airlines
00:22:23not to mention prison time
00:22:25we're 35,000 feet
00:22:27in the air
00:22:28who's gonna dismiss you
00:22:30here you go
00:22:31come on
00:22:33you can't afford an in-flight wifi with your minimum wage round crew salary
00:22:37get the fuck out of here
00:22:39jen hawkins here
00:22:40tell hr i want robert dixon
00:22:41removing the company within the next 30 seconds
00:22:44i have to give it to you you're a pretty good actor old man
00:22:46you know what if you could make a phone call
00:22:48and get me fired
00:22:49and get me fired
00:22:50i'll jump out the fucking plane myself
00:22:51no parachute
00:22:52that's true
00:22:53oh
00:22:54oh
00:22:58oh
00:23:02sir
00:23:03it's for you
00:23:05i'll be right here
00:23:06aye
00:23:07yeah
00:23:09what
00:23:11you're firing me
00:23:12you're
00:23:13you can't fire me
00:23:14you can't not fire me
00:23:15You're firing me!
00:23:16What?
00:23:17You're firing me?
00:23:18You're...
00:23:19You can't fire me!
00:23:20You cannot fire me!
00:23:21Who is he?
00:23:22Now, I'm the general manager, okay?
00:23:23I am unstoppable!
00:23:24This is a fucking scam!
00:23:25Fuck!
00:23:26You!
00:23:27You weakly, piss-core baggage handler!
00:23:28You thought you could trick me with a prank phone call?
00:23:29You know what?
00:23:30You're gonna pay for this!
00:23:32You!
00:23:33You weakly, piss-core baggage handler!
00:23:37You thought you could trick me with a prank phone call?
00:23:39You know what?
00:23:40You're gonna pay for this!
00:23:53Are you okay?
00:23:54Yeah.
00:23:55He saved me twice now.
00:24:02Attention passengers.
00:24:03This is your captain's meeting.
00:24:04We're experiencing a strong turn-off.
00:24:05As we move through this patch of include weather, please return to your seats and pass your skills.
00:24:18Jesus fucking Christ!
00:24:19Who gave this guy to your pilot as ISIS gonna get me fucking hell?!
00:24:23Are you okay?
00:24:27Thanks.
00:24:29I'm sorry, I-
00:24:39I didn't mean to-
00:24:40No, no, no.
00:24:41You saved me.
00:24:42It's over here.
00:24:43What the fuck are you guys doing?!
00:24:45I...
00:24:47These are the passengers.
00:24:48We're going through an air thunderstorm of dangerous sea highways with heavy rains.
00:24:49We're not gonna last long here.
00:24:50There are no nearby aircraft.
00:24:52So we're gonna perform an emergency landing.
00:24:56Please stay in your seats and stay calm.
00:24:58Emergency landing?
00:24:59thunderstorms a dangerous thing highway with heavy rains we're not going to last long here
00:25:04there are no nearby airports so we're going to perform an emergency landing
00:25:11please stay in your seats and stay calm emergency landing what the
00:25:14fuck is that me mr nixon it means there's no airport available because if i have a flat area
00:25:18land like a field or something i don't know it's going to be incredibly dangerous all i know is
00:25:22that we have to land but we're probably not going to make it
00:25:28i can't i just became a pro-fucking-manager i can't fucking die now
00:25:35everybody calm down our captain has been with us for 30 years and he has a perfect flight record
00:25:40if anybody can land this airplane i don't give a fucking rest ass i'm at a
00:25:43fucking perfect flight record if he knew what he was doing he would have
00:25:46fucking blown us in the eye of the middle of a fucking scar oh my god oh yeah no no no
00:25:51no no i can't i can't i can't tonight i'm a general manager i'm a general
00:25:54fucking manager my life is worth more than everyone on this goddamn plate so you go ahead
00:25:58and tell that fucking captain that if he could beat crash lands this fucking plane and then i'd get
00:26:01a goddamn fucking parachute so that's it your life is the only one that matters it's you
00:26:07your fucking bad luck i knew the second i saw you that this is going to be fighting
00:26:11oh jesus christ i'm such a baby
00:26:13fuck you
00:26:16tell this captain i know where we can land
00:26:25have you been in touch with the control tower the storm's getting worse
00:26:28if we don't connect with air traffic control we're gonna have no other choice than to crash lands
00:26:32man we're flying over a mountainous region it looks like the nearest field long enough for us to land
00:26:36and it's over 200 miles away we're gonna run out of fuel but we don't have a plan b we have no
00:26:40choice to go for it captain who's my sister wants to play to land captain i'd be a racetrack has a
00:26:45two-mile stretch of straight road to land rock it's no different than landing on a runway
00:26:49this guy's full of shit you know a racetrack is for cars to fucking planes in these conditions i put
00:26:53our chances of pulling off a safe crash landing at less than one percent so unless anybody has any
00:26:57better ideas we need to aim for that racetrack no okay i'm not putting my life in the hands of
00:27:02some baggy old baggy channel okay that's that's suicide listen to me we're landing the plane at
00:27:09that racetrack trust me i know what we're talking about he's just a baggy channel he's just an old
00:27:15baggy channel he doesn't know what he's doing please let's see me no no captain i don't know about
00:27:19this what the hell's wrong with you you're risking the loss of hundreds i was supposed to meet the most
00:27:24powerful man out of the new york jack fucking hockey okay do you we lost contact with air
00:27:28traffic control landing at any airport right now is not a question god damn it no no no no my people
00:27:34they're waiting for me on the time hey what the fuck are they supposed to do huh you know how long
00:27:38i've been preparing for this meeting with mr hockey huh do you one year one fucking year of my time
00:27:43let me tell you where i descend is where they shall wait
00:27:54captain sir my passenger supplies are in stay here are you even sure it's safe to land this
00:27:59racetrack this racetrack was specifically designed to serve as an airstrip in the event of emergency
00:28:03landings we guarantee you all the passengers from board will make another life
00:28:07okay redirect plane we're gonna land god speed racetrack
00:28:24mr parkinson's we just got word that mr hawking's flight will be making an emergency landing on this
00:28:27racetrack double check the track for any potential hazards let anything happen to mr hawking's
00:28:32we will be following him right to the brain okay enough places like mother not even the pilots nor the
00:28:38traffic patrol knows that you can use that raceway as an emergency landing how the did you get that
00:28:43that it's because i own the racetrack oh shit you own it sir i didn't know you were involved in
00:28:52auto racing it wasn't young and dangerous once you're real you know how much racetracks go apart i
00:28:58think they're just as much as airports i have properties all over the world this racetrack was just
00:29:01aside
00:29:07we're gonna make it out okay i promise
00:29:12sir we're approaching the racetrack but i can't make out any of the crown lights this kind of visibility
00:29:17we can't land without something to guide us copy i'll have them turn the lights get the
00:29:22fuck out of here this is chet hawkings hit the lights
00:29:36ladies and gentlemen we've done it we've landed a godspeed racetrack
00:30:06i don't know what we would have done without you we would all have died
00:30:09on behalf of everybody in this fight thank you
00:30:15there's nothing don't you dare to thank this groundbreaking fraud on my
00:30:21especially how do we get to the bottom of your sinister
00:30:24fucking plan sinister plan he saved all of us including you
00:30:28cut the fucking bullshit do you feel how smooth that we landed
00:30:31that just proves that this whole fucking emergency thing was staged
00:30:35with these all you motherfuckers
00:30:38you fucking landed this plane in the middle of nowhere on purpose admit it okay you guys have
00:30:43some sort of fucking ulterior motive some bullshit what ulterior motives could he have the second
00:30:48we get off this plane it's gonna look real up in your s*****
00:30:52with all due respect you're just the ex general manager of vehicle airlines now there's really nothing
00:30:57you can do to us you sure about that you motherfuck here's the deal if you come clean and you tell
00:31:03me your master fucking plan whatever it is you just fucking did i'll let you off the hook
00:31:10otherwise you're not gonna make it off this race track a lot
00:31:13so you're gonna hold me hostage then well this should be fun
00:31:21fuck you
00:31:21fuck you
00:31:22fuck you
00:31:24this motherfucker distracted me okay we're gonna go we're gonna fuck this guy up
00:31:36okay ground crew i guess we're gonna do this the hard way break this
00:31:49motherfucker's legs and if anyone says anything about it i'll pay the right people off matter of
00:31:53fact don't break this podcast kill this motherfucker now
00:32:05what the hell do you think you're doing uncle kate
00:32:14you don't get to call me uncle ever again what and you just pissed off my boss
00:32:20mr hawkins i am truly sorry for everything that transpired here today uncle what the
00:32:25hell are you telling me that this this old man is the owner of maple airlines
00:32:31fuck me did you just call our boss a washed up old man but your boss your boss is a
00:32:37fucking baggage boy he's a fucking nobody oh fuck oh fuck me your goddamn fool is your
00:32:44insane behavior towards mr hawkins on his plane going to cost me my job i'm sorry sorry i'm sorry i
00:32:50didn't always say i swear we can't get you fired
00:32:52what are you
00:32:58hey mr hawkins doesn't have time to watch you and your dipshit nephew bigger like boys in a playground
00:33:03so i suggest you drag him away from here before i have these guards beat you both to a pole
00:33:07i'm sorry i will escort him out of here immediately let's go
00:33:10oh okay i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry
00:33:15are you all right mr hawkins you're not hurt are you no i'm fine just an eventful evening
00:33:20no it's not worrying about me and uh do me a favor i have a shuttle for the pastors on board
00:33:26i'm sure they're so exhausted after all they've been through yes sir
00:33:31thank you so much again for today if it wasn't for you i i don't know what would have happened
00:33:49glad i could help actually i wanted to ask you about something else
00:33:54yes what is it could you pretend to be my boyfriend tomorrow he pretends to be a boyfriend
00:34:04you don't think i'm too old for you i'm sure you've heard of grand family
00:34:09well i'm their sole heiress and that's why my dad is pressuring me to marry but i don't want to get
00:34:16married hence the looking for a big boyfriend i never would have guessed you were the grand family
00:34:21heiress grand family heiress it's a household name in new york yeah well my dad told me that if i
00:34:31didn't bring a man home within three years he'd find me a groom and that was three years ago but
00:34:36none of the big boyfriends i found are ain't good every time they find out my dad is they freaking back
00:34:41out but you you're different i don't think you would let the little storm in are you little or big
00:34:56i think you're the only man who could win over my father i've never had an offer like this before
00:35:00i'll do it really really really um there's just one more thing if you're gonna pretend to be my
00:35:16boyfriend you're gonna have to have rich well i am rich so it should be easy
00:35:26yes yes that's the exact vibe i'm going for um i think there's still a bit of room for improvement
00:35:34though okay how about this could you dress like um would you make nine figures
00:35:43nine figures yeah yeah like um like your net worth is 300 million
00:35:48three hundred million yeah yeah yeah that's all i'm asking for okay i'll see you here tomorrow
00:35:56at 2pm okay so i'll be late thank you
00:36:05300 million don't make that much in a day
00:36:10how am i supposed to downgrade
00:36:12evalyn i don't understand why you insist on being a flight attendant when you could be living
00:36:19your best life as the grand family earth i know i mean what do flight attendants make anyways 50k a
00:36:25year my husband gives me more in spending money each week see this bag it's chanel limited edition
00:36:32my husband bought it for me and there are only three of these on the entire planet earth when you
00:36:37inherit your father's money you're gonna be able to buy all three of those and then some
00:36:40wait who said i'm going to inherit my father's fortune i don't need my family's money oh fine
00:36:47but if you're not going to take the inheritance for yourself then at least find a handsome man to
00:36:51marry pump out a few beautiful babies and leave the money for them like as if you're trying to get
00:36:55away from your father you might as well just have them your own what do i look like to you a baby
00:37:00making machine if my dad really wants an heir then he can have a kid himself ev stop being so stubborn
00:37:06okay trust me you're gonna like this next thing i'm setting you up with girl he's in finance he's
00:37:10six five blue eyes the works if i didn't have a boyfriend i would be all on that well ladies
00:37:15actually i already have a boyfriend what you have a boyfriend oh my god okay i love this for you
00:37:25you have to tell us which one of these elite families is he from i mean you have to introduce us
00:37:30yeah well he's a little older
00:37:35i'm already in love with him okay you'll like him let's go meet him
00:37:45mr hawkins
00:37:53yeah where is making three absolute hotties like us wait around in the garage oh some gentleman he is
00:38:00what is that phone ringing hello oh this mechanic is a fucking creep you disgusting pervert i'm
00:38:14sorry i did not mean to yeah right we all saw you you'd freeze the old fuck i'm gonna go to your
00:38:19goddamn eyes yes i promise i wasn't trying to do anything no tell that to the cops mr hawkins wait
00:38:29you know him mr hawkins what were you doing under the car well i got here early and thought i'd take
00:38:38the car for a quick spend when i got back you weren't here so i thought i'd check the engine but mr hawkins i
00:38:43thought i told you to dress like a rich man and not somebody who fixes cars for a living uh yeah
00:38:49he told me my net worth was supposed to be 300 million yes yes so what on earth made you think that
00:38:55scruffy mechanic was the right look 300 million is what i pay my engineer this fits exactly what you
00:39:01asked for right um i was just really counting on you if you pay your engineer so much money what did
00:39:08he have my supports ellen this is his jumpsuit i stopped by his place he picked up on the way here
00:39:13i thought this is what he wanted ev you aren't actually telling us that you know this dirt broke mechanic
00:39:22well i don't just know him he's my boyfriend what
00:39:30so that billionaire that you were telling me about that man it's him the grease monkey
00:39:37well guys i know he's a little bit rough around the edges but he's stacked like jeff bezos this guy
00:39:46has that kind of money i mean is that so hard to believe i at least sought after engineer
00:39:53yeah freaking right i mean all i see standing in front of me is an oily old repair man screw this
00:39:59this mechanic has got to be some kind of tender swindler i've got to expose him
00:40:02ev you can't actually be serious that you know this dirt broke mechanic
00:40:08aveline here you go so you're the grant family heiress and you have billions coming into your life
00:40:17potentially um what are you doing with this grease monkey i think we're a perfect match
00:40:23and i like him and i want to be with him so there's that okay well if you have so much
00:40:33you money then why didn't you bring any gifts for your girlfriend's cousins selena but that's a little
00:40:39rude no no she's right it would be in polite for me to show up empty-handed of course i brought
00:40:45your family i wonder what that piece of shit swimmer mechanic got us
00:40:58me
00:41:11sir ladies i present the newest limited edition chanel handbags there are only three of these in the whole wide world
00:41:18um crystal why do these three bags look identical to yours no my husband bought me this bag i know
00:41:32you dirty broke ass grease monkey first you lie to evelyn and say that you're rich just so she'll date you
00:41:39and now you show up here with these fake goods and shitty knockoff bags as gifts
00:41:43yes these are real my secretary personally delivered them to me just yesterday did he just
00:41:49say he has a secretary of all things this dirty lowdown grease monkey would never have a secretary
00:41:55that's crazy i insist
00:42:01Evelyn where the hell did you find this guy i mean it'd be one thing if he didn't provide us with gifts
00:42:07we could chalk it up to him being forgetful or poor but to show up here with these fake goods in order
00:42:12to try and trick us that just proves he's trying to swindle your fortune
00:42:19that just proves he's trying to swindle your fortune listen i am not trying to swindle anybody
00:42:25my secretary had these bags delivered on a private jet straight from the chanel headquarters in london
00:42:30these are as real as it gets and what my bag is fake then listen dumbass see this my husband
00:42:37bought me this bag there are supposed to be only three of these on the entire planet earth but here in
00:42:42this garage there are four which means your bags are knockoffs oh come on it's clear that this man is
00:42:48playing you for four all right you don't believe the bags are real confirm it
00:42:54oh
00:42:59bonjour mr rockings
00:43:01lafayette bien plus sweet et objectifié c'est ça pour moi
00:43:07uh bah oui sir about it forget it creep just take your knockoff bags and get out
00:43:13it's raining money how can a regular mechanic have so much money
00:43:25sir why is there a cash in that bag
00:43:31sir why is there a cash in this bag well i i didn't think that simply him there would be quite enough
00:43:36i didn't have enough time to prepare so i added a little extra on top of it but sir this is just
00:43:43to watch no it's nothing really okay this has to be fake too all right i've had enough of this man
00:43:51first your background's fake your job's fake i bet you your hair's not anything real
00:43:55selena huh at least his hair's real yes realize that i have money on the floor yeah back to that you keep
00:44:01tricking us ev this guy is no good ditch him i promise everything is real just look closely i
00:44:10i think this is real well if it is real he probably robbed someone
00:44:16well i'm still calling the cops
00:44:22bonjour mr hawkins
00:44:24oh what the f**k that's lafayette price that's just should not leave the primer
00:44:35mr hawkins you called and i'm right here lafayette quick question those bags you gave me yesterday
00:44:42you said there was only three in the whole world that's right sir we've only made three of these
00:44:46bags and we gave them all to you well then why is there a fourth right there
00:44:51oh madame would you mind if i took a look at your bag merci oh la la this counterfeits just
00:45:01keep getting worse and worse unbelievable mr hawkins this is truly an awful knockoff
00:45:06the stitch work is amateur at best and they did not even get the logo right but my husband bought me
00:45:12that bag he would never get me a fake bag madame a man who buys you cheap trash like this isn't worth
00:45:17your time if i were you i'd get those divorce papers ready okay lafayette pursuit of homemade
00:45:27oh what
00:45:32do you believe me now
00:45:36whoa whoa whoa who started the party without me
00:45:39evelyn this is xavier he's the hot shot risk car driver i was telling you about so you're evelyn
00:45:51and you must be her father oh xavier no this is not evelyn's father he's not then why did they look so
00:46:01close
00:46:04because he's my boyfriend boyfriend evelyn what the is going on here
00:46:09what do i need your permission to date someone evelyn i come here today to see
00:46:13you and you bring this wrinkly old boomer who you claim is your boyfriend are you trying to embarrass me
00:46:21are you trying to embarrass me what does me being her boyfriend have to do with you shut it old fart
00:46:27i don't waste my breath answering no name mechanics
00:46:33listen old man either you break it off with evelyn or i make you disappear overnight what's it gonna be
00:46:40xavier's from one of the top families in new york city if you don't do what he says he'll
00:46:45fucking finish you evelyn are you for real xavier's got it all he's young he's handsome he's got a lot
00:46:50going for him what is josh john jen whatever how that he doesn't he's got all together all i see is
00:46:59a pathetic jerk who's running around spending his daddy's money on gambling cookers and drugs
00:47:04oh so what's a little fun no work hard play hard besides check this out xavier finish your lap in 38
00:47:12seconds that's one of the top 10 lap times of the racetrack wow 38 seconds
00:47:19you're gonna be a nassar star in no one
00:47:2238 second lap time is not bad on this track
00:47:26when i was younger i was doing laps faster than that without breaking a sweat
00:47:30i know i guess there's always improvement for
00:47:33i'm not just like you
00:47:34faster than 38 seconds give me a break old man that screen shows the top times ever recorded at
00:47:46this racetrack if you were really faster your name would be above mine stop being mean to him
00:47:53he he saved me many times saved you so old man you really think you're a speed star do a lap
00:48:04prove it i don't need to prove anything see that screen the time at the top of the list is mine
00:48:14the top of the list 29 seconds so you're saying that you got the top recorded speed in history
00:48:19here at godspeed racetrack the top recorded speed in history here at godspeed racetrack
00:48:26well that's not all back in the day my name used to fill every spot on that leaderboard but as i
00:48:32got older i started taking my foot off the gas i want to give young hot shots like you a chance
00:48:37to shine that's hilarious so you're saying you used to be a racer come on you're just a filthy repair
00:48:45man when could you even afford your own car a car this old man can't even afford a used bike
00:48:49ev your senior citizen boyfriend is a pathological liar he can't trust the thing he says mr hulkins
00:48:59you don't have to put up enough you can just be yourself
00:49:02i be myself congratulations to xavier gordon recording the top 10 that time in the history
00:49:06of godspeed racetrack as a reward he will receive a generous tax prize of 10 million dollars
00:49:11oh my god congrats xavier there hasn't been a name on the top 10 list in over a decade
00:49:21trust me i'm just getting started
00:49:30geez a 38 second lap time is only good for a tenth of all time whoever has the times before must be a
00:49:35generational talent those are the guys from yesterday but i'm up now and you better believe
00:49:40i'm coming for their heads yeah see that old man xavier's name is going down in history who the
00:49:46are you to compare yourself to him mr hawkins i was trying to tell you you can't keep up this act forever
00:49:53just look oh what a joke this old man fixes cars i race them just look
00:50:08what why do they all say jets what did you do you old schmuck you probably paid someone to fix the
00:50:16rankings didn't you has it not occurred to you that hey those laptops were running honestly it's impressive
00:50:22you were even able to make the top 10 time with entry level race car entry level race car if you
00:50:28are going to claim to be a racer you better know the first thing about cars this is a jaguar i7 custom
00:50:35i dropped five million bucks this old geezer who fixes cars can't tell a gem when he sees one
00:50:40the only thing he should be repairing is his own brain
00:50:45i've driven this jaguar before the handling on is some of the worst i've ever seen
00:50:49actually surprised the beginner like he didn't crash it did i just hear a greasy old repairman
00:50:54refer to me a prize-winning racer as a beginner just you wait buddy i'm gonna buy a new car and when
00:51:01i do my name is going to shoot to the top of the chart new car huh i don't know if you need any help
00:51:07i'd be not happy to contact a dealership for you that's hilarious i'm friends with ivan the top race car
00:51:15car dealership in vegas the last thing i need is your help
00:51:22the last thing i need is your help your friends with ivan the billionaire who gets exclusive sales to
00:51:28the newest top tier race cars i didn't know you knew ivan yeah but i can call i'm looking to buy a new
00:51:36car for you too fuck i shouldn't have talked such a big game i only brushed shoulders with ivan once and
00:51:42he didn't even speak if i call this guy he'll expose me or do not have his number what ivan and i are day ones
00:51:54and you say you want to buy a new car can't even afford one with your meager mechanic salary here
00:51:59straight to voicemail probably has his phone off i'll talk to him next time i wanted to meet the legend
00:52:05oh i mean meeting ivan in real life would be so surreal oh but it's probably for the best that ivan
00:52:12doesn't see this disgusting mechanic anyways he can't be associating and mingling with such repair man
00:52:19let's give ivan a call see if he agrees
00:52:26ivan yeah it's me listen you can come by the racetrack yeah i'm with a guy who really wants to buy a car from
00:52:34you yeah and actually i was thinking about buying a new car for me myself yeah the racetrack great
00:52:43i'll see you soon that was an oscar worthy performance thank you that's crazy oh please
00:52:52if ivan didn't answer the phone for xavier why would he answer the phone for you guys this grease monkey
00:52:57is running us through a loop probably wasn't even on the phone just standing there talking to no one
00:53:02i don't think so well when ivan shows up in the next few minutes let's just see if i was still
00:53:09talking myself in the next few minutes who the hell are you to claim that you know ivan
00:53:18let's just wait and see i've had enough of your empty posturing buddy that guy is my brother from
00:53:24another mother so i know him well enough that to ask him to carve out time in his busy schedule to come
00:53:30down here to this dusty garage if you think that he's gonna drop everything to meet you you're out
00:53:36of your goddamn life he's right ivan's a multi-billionaire he's got places to go and people to see
00:53:43he can't just be seen mingling here with you dirt old repair man ivan always makes time for me
00:53:48i brought a lot of business to his dealership for the past few years that's what i see can do
00:53:52like what asking for car parts i mean i must have bought like 25 cars or so within the last few
00:53:59years okay you bought 25 cars i don't know what do you mean like hot wheels evelyn i'm getting tired
00:54:08of your boyfriend's shit either he shuts his mouth or willy ivan nice to see you hi it's so nice to meet you
00:54:29to hagens for a while ivan i don't understand why did he just go right past xavier and go straight to the
00:54:35slime ball yeah i thought you guys were supposed to be friends so so did i ivan no this guy behind
00:54:43you he had calling you but it went straight to voicemail what was that about oh that yes i get
00:54:49a lot of calls from small time racers who are too broke to actually afford a car initially i got sick
00:54:54of it so i stopped answering altogether but ivan i you picked up right away when i called you of course
00:55:02that's because you're you i have a separate phone and a separate phone number just for when you call
00:55:07no one else even has it plastic guy well you've always known how to treat your top clients that's
00:55:13what sets your business apart absolutely miss markets so you said that you were in the market
00:55:17for a new car do you have anything in particular in mind yeah well i like the look of the latest
00:55:23lamborghini didn't you just get the first one in stock why don't you have someone send it over
00:55:26absolutely we'll take care of that right away thank you ivan oh and uh xavier here also wants
00:55:31to buy a car from you xavier who's that i don't know that guy said you two were brothers from another
00:55:38mother who the hell is that i'm xavier don't you remember me xavier no anyway you said you were
00:55:48looking for a car what kind of car would you like yeah do you have any poor 718s in stock no we don't
00:55:53carry those all right do you have the newest gran turismo yeah that would also be a no sir forgive
00:56:00my bluntness but you run the top dealership in the states shouldn't you offer a wider selection listen
00:56:07sean cody zach xavier whatever your name is my dealership only sells uber luxury supercars just
00:56:14compare the cars that mr hawkins buys to the ones that you're talking about and i think you'll see the
00:56:18difference the bottom line is if you only have one or two million dollars to spend then
00:56:23perhaps you should take your business somewhere else
00:56:28mr hawkins is he saying that a two million dollar car is started before his dealership
00:56:33yeah pretty much all of ivan's cars run 10 million dollars or more 10 million that's insane
00:56:39well then ivan's dealership definitely doesn't have anything on xavier's budget
00:56:43fine i don't need your shitty dealership anyway i'll just go to another place with more variety if you
00:56:48had told me that you only had one or two million dollar budget then i would have sent you to any
00:56:53old run-of-the-mill auto dealer instead of standing here wasting my time mr hawkins we will have your
00:57:01landlord you need to deliver to you right away ivan it's always a pleasure thank you sir
00:57:09if you and ivan are friends why did he completely ignore you
00:57:14well guys isn't it obvious xavier and ivan were never friends he didn't even know him
00:57:21he was just lying to us why would xavier lie to us you know what's more possible is the person
00:57:27that was just here isn't even the real ivan yeah that's exactly it that wasn't even the real ivan
00:57:32okay um yeah who was he then how should we know he probably picked up a random impostor off the
00:57:39street well i i mean honestly i am i'm impressed i mean the mental gymnastics on display here are
00:57:46really remarkable cut the here's the truth you're this poor auto mechanic who used his
00:57:52entire month's salary hired some guy off the street to come here and make you look cool
00:57:56so stop acting big and popping that you've got a lamborghini but we know the truth that you're
00:58:01a bike commuter mr hawking the car you requested has a rest of the track would you like to take it
00:58:11for a test drive absolutely bring it to the garage so that was your new lamborghini man he's gonna
00:58:21look like an idiot and that never shows up
00:58:25oh my god okay this can't be happening no freaking way this just dropped in the market for like 30
00:58:43million dollars i can't believe this mechanic had that kind of pull mr hawkins is this really the car
00:58:48you're buying that's right but it it costs 30 million dollars how could you buy it without even
00:58:54batting a night that's a mid-range purchase for me i have plenty of cars in my collection no way i
00:59:01refuse to believe that this garage worker could afford this car who's it for you the point is this
00:59:09isn't yours look at you in your greasy jumpsuit a guy like you would never get kind of a wheel of a car
00:59:15like that xavier mr hawkins bought it from ivan right in front of your eyes how can you still not
00:59:23believe him that wasn't the real ivan i knew an auto mechanic like you could never afford a 30 million
00:59:28dollar race car like that this is just all part of your charade to show off your you money really
00:59:33and to think i almost fell for your lies mr hawkins already proven himself if you don't believe him
00:59:40then i don't know what to tell you he didn't prove fucking shit you know i got an idea this car has
00:59:46the new ai hologram built into it doesn't it well if it's really your car only you would be able to
00:59:53activate it yes it should rise and shine lambo hello how may i help you lambo come here
01:00:10oh my god that's the coolest feature of everything in a car that's the first lamborghini with a
01:00:15speech recognition system so believe me now oh come on big deal all it proves that the voice
01:00:22recognition works it just proves that it's working properly graveyard really he doesn't just recognize
01:00:29any voice it works for the owner no one else fine it is his car what kind of man would buy this barbie
01:00:35land bullshit why are you to judge what colors mr hawkins likes because this is the one they had
01:00:40installed pink it's probably the first one that hit the market or maybe he didn't have enough money
01:00:44to customize it or more like he's renting the car well either way you shouldn't doubt him based on
01:00:51something so trivial i don't give a what do you say this is a woman's car finally you said something
01:00:58right this car is for a woman ah he did admit it see this car isn't his the old man finally ran out of
01:01:08tricks took him long enough evelyn what do you think of this car i i love it it's yours mine go ahead and
01:01:19talk to him hello lambo hello evelyn i'm your new lamborghini please get in
01:01:38listen a lamborghini supercar just showed up at the godspeed racetrack i need to know who's owner
01:01:44the lamborghini you're asking about was following the card under the name of prince corp ceo prince
01:01:48corp isn't that the top financial firm in the states wait a minute i know the ceo it's dean that's
01:01:55right sir i knew it he's the only one who could afford something like this i bought this car with my
01:02:01own money what's going on
01:02:12it's all over for you garage guy is it really the owner of this car is a guy named damien and still
01:02:19you have the nerve to claim it was yours who is this damien who is he he's the last man you'd want
01:02:26to cross in all of this oh you're talking about that damien i sure am ceo of prince corp and son of the
01:02:35the wealthiest man in the world jet hoggins oh right that damien as if the name damien would mean
01:02:42anything to you old man why wouldn't it he's my son i'm the one who gave him that name
01:02:52mr hawkins what are you talking about this this damien he's the richest man in the states
01:02:57not even my family moved in this circle you have to be very careful about speaking history i told
01:03:01you he's my son i can talk about him however i like mr hawkins you can ignore everything else i say
01:03:08but you have to trust me in this one damien is notorious for having a bad pamper and and he runs
01:03:13very shady business they call him the devil of vegas so if he found out that you claim to be his father
01:03:18he would make means of it out of you what kind of shitty business damien's always been a good kid
01:03:22you're saying people are going around calling him the devil did you just hear him he called the most
01:03:28beard man a good kid the old man's off his rocker and whatever brain cells he has left after
01:03:34damien's done with him they'll be fried to a crisp um you should really put some distance between
01:03:42yourself and this repair man i would really hate to see you get dragged down with him mr hawkins
01:03:47you don't have to pretend to know damien it's all gonna get you in big trouble evelyn i'm not
01:03:52pretending damien is my son god this mechanic's such a lost cause i've never met such a delusional
01:03:58bullshitter in my whole life it's time we expose you for who you really are garage guy i'm gonna call
01:04:03up damien and have him come over when he gets here you're fucking dead
01:04:17who is it
01:04:25who is it oh hey damien you remember me xavier
01:04:30anyways i'm here at the godspeed racetrack and there's some here who's claiming to be your dad
01:04:35and he won't shut up someone's impersonating my father
01:04:48call the racetrack have them shut their gates and do not let anybody leave and if anybody tries to
01:04:55leave i want you to knock their fucking teeth out you got it boss
01:05:01ah that seals it you're good as dead old man you're a horrible ex-navior how dare you
01:05:05sneech on mr hawkins like that i do whatever the i please and when damien gets down here
01:05:10all bets are off you and your family might get dragged into this the next thing you know your
01:05:14father is going to be begging me to marry you to escape damien's wrath ev if your dad finds out that
01:05:20you pissed damien off he's really gonna start cracking the lips you've got to break up with
01:05:24your repairman boyfriend before it's too late mr hawkins what are you doing you should leave
01:05:28before it's too late i'll someone escort you out okay everybody listen up nobody's going anywhere
01:05:37everybody listen up nobody's going anywhere not until the devil of vegas gets here evelyn how about this
01:05:43you and i become a couple and in exchange i put in a good word for you and your family and get you
01:05:50out of this pickle if you refuse you and the entire great family go down with this jerk bag mechanic
01:05:56xavier you're such a jerk so the thing is xavier when he's gonna be in a pickle
01:06:05the name is xavier i'm damien's friend nice to meet you xavier
01:06:13what the hell are you doing i thought you worked for damien you literally just almost killed his
01:06:26friend oh that's his friend huh
01:06:32i work for the man you don't think i know who his friends are and you who the hell do you think you
01:06:37are acting like you're one of damien's friends huh sir i am his friend ask damien you're not here
01:06:42to bicker about who is or isn't friends with the boss these are damien's orders anyone tries to
01:06:47leave this garage gets the goddamn teeth knocked out my son damien is really the devil of vegas
01:06:55damien is really the spell of vegas
01:07:01hey yo sack of shit keep my boss's name out your fucking mouth mr hawkins i told you to be careful
01:07:07at least let me handle this okay um sir my apologies my my friend here he he sometimes
01:07:17speaks without thinking really ev you're still defending him come on ev just ditch this stupid
01:07:22grease monkey i mean you're digging your own grave listen baby he could be a second coming of jesus
01:07:27fucking christ for all i care anybody who talks about my boss like that him and anyone who stands with him
01:07:34are fucking dead so tell me when did damien become such a ruthless savage say that one more time
01:07:51i don't have time to play games with little minions like you all i'm saying is he's such a ruthless
01:07:56savage i'm worried about what will happen to all of you when it gets here what's gonna happen to us
01:08:05you listen gang's really gone off the deep end huh there's nothing more i'd like than to tear your
01:08:09own ass in a million pieces right now i'm gonna leave that fun for the boss
01:08:15speak of the devil speak of the devil
01:08:21that's it the demons here mr hawkins why didn't you leave when you had a chance
01:08:26that means going to kill us trust me there's nothing more
01:08:30you made it
01:08:37which one of you worthless piles of shit beat my 10th best that time that was me
01:08:46you filthy little bastard my name was up on that board for years and now it's gone
01:08:52i didn't know that you were in 10th place i am so sorry i i had a penalty on that lap i'll ask him to
01:08:57change it it's fine you're just lucky i'm in a good mood today so that was you that called me earlier
01:09:07yes as i said on the phone there's some deranged lunatic here who's pretending to be your father
01:09:14we were just about to beat some sense into him yeah my father retired years ago from racing so this
01:09:18track is the last place that you'd find him exactly that's why i knew it couldn't be him all right
01:09:25let's find that that's impersonating my father
01:09:29all right which one of you dim little dipshits is impersonating my father
01:09:41will that be me
01:09:41what did you just call him are you better stupid or something that's my father jet hawkins the
01:09:54richest most powerful man on earth mr hawkins so it's true he tries to tell you dad why don't you
01:10:03tell me you're coming to vegas i would have one of my boys here pick you up in the airport that's
01:10:06fine my plane landed here on the track last night it was a productive trip too i was finally able to
01:10:12learn about my son's shady business that he's been doing behind my back what are you talking about
01:10:18save it you and i are going to talk later now if i heard correctly you are going to
01:10:24eat some sense into me is that right mr hawk i'm sorry i should not have judged a book by his cover i had no
01:10:32idea that you were damon's dad please please forgive me please oh you're sorry huh
01:10:39weren't you spewing threats just a minute ago
01:10:46anyone who disrespects my father is gonna wish that they were dead
01:10:50anyone that disrespects my father is gonna wish that they would get
01:10:59get this human film out of my fucking sight
01:11:04no no i think you're not
01:11:06please no i didn't need to please forgive me
01:11:11two of you were pretty full of yourselves before my son showed up
01:11:14no no no mr hawkins we we we are so sorry we will never let that happen again right
01:11:18it won't look you two are still young so i'll cut you some slack
01:11:24but if i hear anything about you giving evelyn a hard time there'll be consequences
01:11:36so now you believe me you know exactly who i am you're that
01:11:41jet hawkins you're the richest man in the world i'm trying to tell you
01:11:45dad you're never in vegas anymore why don't i just hop in my car right and we go see the sights
01:11:52son step outside with me we have things to discuss
01:11:59i know what you've been up to damien
01:12:14you think that because you're a hawkins that gives you a free license to abuse your power
01:12:19to run around vegas like you own the city you think that your last name gives you a get out of
01:12:23jail free card i don't know what you're talking about dad i mean whoever's telling you this is
01:12:28just slandering me okay that's just bullshit all right it's not true you know when they said you
01:12:32were the devil of vegas i didn't believe it but now i see it this man standing in front of me
01:12:39it's not the well-behaved respectful son i raised not anymore i can explain everything okay okay great
01:12:46because i would love to hear this explanation how about we start with your orders to shut down
01:12:51this racetrack and team up anybody who tries to leave not to mention your little minion here
01:12:55kicking and slapping people the second he stepped in i'd love to hear this explanation
01:12:59what are you talking about you come here what's up boss what the i tell you to remain
01:13:10peaceful and polite and now that you're going around kicking and slapping people
01:13:15boss i thought you wanted me who wants me to take the phone i'm sorry it's my mistake yeah it's your
01:13:21fucking mistake now get the fuck out of here see dad it's just a simple case of insubordination
01:13:29all right look fine fine fine i'll make sure that he's properly reprimated okay now look you and i
01:13:33haven't had some proper father-son time in a while so tell you what i might get my car we go out to the
01:13:38town you think i've gone cnall or something that i would have figured out what you've become
01:13:44son you're not getting off so easy
01:13:46who can play this game what do you mean don't you think you overdid it just a little bit right
01:13:53there dad overdid what you just gave me a mouthful in front of my own men all right you have any
01:13:58idea how weak that makes me look i can affect my business your business your shitty muffin business
01:14:06i'll give you the keys the prince what are you doing you get yourself involved in underground
01:14:13black market dealings no dad that's not what that looks like all right i'm in my wolf of wall street
01:14:19face now okay it's all good fun i'm not breaking any laws but even if i was i mean you're my dad
01:14:28you can just bail me out right you still don't regret your actions
01:14:34i'm gonna save us one time one time mom if you keep this up you'll ruin your life
01:14:42you're really pushing it now dad all right i know you're my pops and everything and you feel
01:14:46obligated to just give me advice whenever you feel like it let's face it okay you boomers
01:14:52are just out of touch this world just is not the same as it used to be damian you are a sorry excuse
01:15:00for a son and i'll be damned if i let you tear down everything that i built
01:15:16jesus dad just take a fucking chill pill okay i'm gonna talk now okay i have my own morals my own
01:15:23values all right plus i mean i mean how many businesses do we have right i mean one secret
01:15:31small business isn't gonna cost us any harm damon admit it you fucked up right now this is the last
01:15:40chance i'm giving you jesus christ okay bye i fucked up okay don't you want to fucking hear i fucked up
01:15:48there i said it okay jesus all right listen yeah we done here because i gotta go stop
01:16:00what now all right i thought we were finished as of today all your bank accounts and credit cards are
01:16:05frozen let's see how far this wolf of wall street phase gets you without any of my money
01:16:13all right jesus look i know you're not gonna do anything so just quit okay all right seriously
01:16:22knock it off it's not funny anymore if i'm putting an end to this now sooner or later
01:16:27you'll do something that there's no coming back from
01:16:28okay
01:16:35fuck
01:16:40fuck jesus fucking fuck god fucking you really fucking did it didn't you you froze my
01:16:46fucking account what sir the board has just issued an order to remove you from your position at
01:16:52print score defected immediately god fucking damn it good luck funding your side business
01:17:01damien i think what you need now is time to reflect on what you've done so why don't you go on home
01:17:10just sit in your own thoughts for a while and when you're ready come on out be a better man
01:17:22you don't have to be so tough on him he's still your son
01:17:33it's my fault i should have had a better father to him
01:17:38there's still time to put him on the right path
01:17:40there's still pretending
01:17:55what do you say i take it for the right
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