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00:00:00hey are you lost
00:00:19you're pretty what do you want nothing just to get to know you
00:00:27you see what I got calm down let's see what you've got under those baggy clothes
00:00:42don't touch me leave me alone oh paper spray
00:00:45stop don't touch me
00:00:52stop
00:00:59hey hey hey
00:01:06Chef Fabian Morent.
00:01:30I haven't seen him since I was a teenager.
00:01:36What the fuck were you doing loitering me out of my restaurant?
00:01:39I'm April Goodspeed, Chef.
00:01:42Your sister sent me here for an interview today.
00:01:45What?
00:01:46You're April?
00:01:48Yes, Chef.
00:01:53Give me your hand.
00:02:00Is this really the same little girl from my sister's bakery?
00:02:04Don't move.
00:02:12You look different.
00:02:14Yeah.
00:02:15So do you.
00:02:17Why are you looking at me like that?
00:02:23You think that hurts?
00:02:32How do you expect to work in a kitchen?
00:02:35I can handle the pain, Chef.
00:02:38Yeah.
00:02:39I saw.
00:02:40Anyway, you're wasting your time.
00:02:42You would never last here.
00:02:43No.
00:02:44No.
00:02:45I know how to cook, Chef.
00:02:47Here.
00:02:48Look at my resume.
00:02:49So you worked at a few places with stars.
00:02:59So what, kid?
00:03:00Just, just give me a chance.
00:03:03Okay, that's all I'm asking.
00:03:04I'll do anything.
00:03:05I don't know what my sister told you, but this place will break you.
00:03:08And I don't have time to clean up the fucking pieces.
00:03:10And I don't have time to clean up the fucking pieces.
00:03:12Just one chance, Chef.
00:03:13That's all I'm asking.
00:03:18Get your shit and go, kid.
00:03:20Stop calling me that.
00:03:21I'm not a fucking kid anymore.
00:03:23You know your sister told me that you turned into a fucking asshole, but I didn't want to
00:03:28believe it.
00:03:308 a.m. tomorrow.
00:03:32You got one chance, kid.
00:03:35Hi, are my results in?
00:03:47Yes, Miss Godspeed.
00:03:49I'm so sorry, but you'll need to come in so we can discuss options.
00:03:53As most of you know, the rules in my kitchen are simple.
00:04:05Everyone gets three strikes.
00:04:06On your third, you're out on your fucking ass.
00:04:08Heard.
00:04:09Yes, Chef.
00:04:10Yes, Chef.
00:04:11Heard.
00:04:12Yes, Chef.
00:04:13I expect total perfection.
00:04:14No excuses.
00:04:15This is the only thing I care about.
00:04:17If you fuck up my world, you are gone.
00:04:19Heard.
00:04:20Yes, Chef.
00:04:21At the end of the month, I will be choosing a new sous chef.
00:04:23I only hire the best.
00:04:24I will choose the best.
00:04:28Heard.
00:04:29Yes, Chef.
00:04:30Take a shot.
00:04:30Get to work.
00:04:31Let's fucking go.
00:04:39The cancer's come back.
00:04:43The good news is we caught it early this time and there's still hope for you, of course.
00:04:47What can I do?
00:04:49There's a new pill.
00:04:51It's experimental, very expensive, but it's your only option at the moment.
00:05:03How expensive.
00:05:06Hey!
00:05:10Are you fucking listening to me, kid?
00:05:12Yes, Chef.
00:05:13Do not think I will treat you different because you know my fucking sister.
00:05:18No one gets special treatment here.
00:05:20No one.
00:05:21You prove yourself every inch of the fucking way.
00:05:24Heard?
00:05:26Yes, Chef.
00:05:28Chef.
00:05:31Fucking what do you want?
00:05:33Who's this?
00:05:34Or nostalgia.
00:05:35Who's this?
00:05:36A nostalgia.
00:05:41Hmm.
00:05:43A little pretty for a cook, no?
00:05:44I bet you don't last your two days.
00:05:48I bet you don't last your two days.
00:05:50I bet you don't last your two days.
00:05:59Oh, my God!
00:06:01You're going to get very familiar with this kid.
00:06:03You're still a little bitch.
00:06:10I have no idea.
00:06:12But she's got to go.
00:06:13The sauce is ready.
00:06:20Hey.
00:06:21Hey.
00:06:22Hey.
00:06:41Hey.
00:06:41Maybe he's not as bad as I thought.
00:06:47Clean up your fucking mess.
00:06:56That's strike one.
00:06:58Come with me.
00:07:07I can't wear that in my kitchen.
00:07:08Take it off.
00:07:11Holy shit.
00:07:22Yes, please.
00:07:29Why are you looking at me like that?
00:07:34I mean, I just didn't realize.
00:07:38Never mind.
00:07:39Canar Cocoa Rose.
00:07:42My first award-winning dish.
00:07:43I thought of it at my mother's funeral.
00:07:45It was her favorite flower.
00:07:47We are all pirates.
00:07:48Where I'm fucking from.
00:07:49What I do and what I've done.
00:07:51How I live.
00:07:53Everything that you fucking see around you is who I am.
00:07:59Do not fuck with my world.
00:08:02What's the fucking door key?
00:08:27We don't need a show.
00:08:28Come down.
00:08:56She's right behind.
00:09:09Chef.
00:09:11I deserve a chance.
00:09:13Maybe you're the potato girl now.
00:09:14I am better than peeling fucking potatoes and you know that.
00:09:18Is that right?
00:09:27Yes.
00:09:28That's right.
00:09:30We'll see.
00:09:31You have five minutes to make me the best omelet I've ever had.
00:09:39We'll fucking get going.
00:09:41I need your station, chef.
00:09:57Did I?
00:09:58We'll see you next time.
00:10:28Ten seconds.
00:10:34Nine.
00:10:35Eight.
00:10:36Seven.
00:10:38Six.
00:10:40Five.
00:10:41Four.
00:10:43Three.
00:10:45Two.
00:10:46Oh.
00:10:48What the fuck is this?
00:10:58Are those potato chips?
00:11:13Frozen.
00:11:13This is not an omelet.
00:11:21It doesn't fucking matter how it tastes.
00:11:24You know it's good.
00:11:25You just don't want to admit it.
00:11:26I wouldn't feed it to a dog.
00:11:30God, you really are just an asshole, aren't you?
00:11:33The only reason you are fucking here is because you know my sister.
00:11:36You are a shit crook.
00:11:43Well.
00:11:44Oh my god.
00:11:45Chef, I'm...
00:11:46Strikes you.
00:11:46Get the fuck out of my...
00:11:47I am so sorry, chef.
00:11:49I...
00:11:49Out.
00:11:50Out.
00:12:11Fuck.
00:12:13what are you doing here you said you were leaving is that how you talk to your fiance
00:12:33this is my apartment i'm not going nowhere you are a cheating lying
00:12:42druggie piece of shit you said i could stay the rest of the month
00:12:47well you can with me babe
00:12:52where the fuck are you going i am not staying here with you
00:13:12the stupid chef she ate for
00:13:20hey hey you shouldn't be working anyway
00:13:25you're not well
00:13:27come on baby
00:13:31you're gonna get married
00:13:33it's the only way to get your
00:13:36inheritance money is for my future children i couldn't get it even
00:13:44even if i wanted to
00:13:50we can fake
00:13:52the pregnancy it'll be easy
00:13:59hey
00:14:01don't be stupid
00:14:03you're sick remember
00:14:09who the fuck is gonna want you
00:14:13i will never marry you
00:14:17you
00:14:19don't
00:14:27you
00:14:31you
00:14:37you
00:14:39you
00:14:49you
00:14:53you
00:14:59you
00:15:01you
00:15:03you
00:15:13you
00:15:15you
00:15:17you
00:15:19you
00:15:21you
00:15:23you
00:15:25don't give a flying fuck about your person
00:15:37you
00:15:39what the fuck is this
00:15:41it's it's nothing chef
00:15:45my my ex he
00:15:47it's
00:15:49it's nothing
00:15:51he hit her
00:15:53that bastard hit her
00:15:55where does he live
00:15:57no
00:15:59no chef i i i don't need your help
00:16:01don't worry i'll find out
00:16:03no stop i can handle myself
00:16:05i don't need to
00:16:07help
00:16:09april what's going
00:16:11hey
00:16:15what happened to her
00:16:23what happened to her
00:16:25she's quite sick mr larat
00:16:27it's a rare cancer that's been recurring in her
00:16:29we prescribed her medication but she said she couldn't afford it
00:16:33she has cancer
00:16:35why wouldn't she tell me
00:16:37you'll excuse me i'll be right back
00:16:39it's not as bad as it looks
00:16:59you've fainted in my kitchen
00:17:01i think it's pretty bad
00:17:03lay back down
00:17:11why didn't you tell me
00:17:17because it's none of your business
00:17:21i don't need anyone's help
00:17:23i don't need anyone's help
00:17:25all too fucking bad
00:17:27i paid your bills
00:17:29you're going to take that medication
00:17:31and you're going to get back
00:17:33i told you i don't need your money
00:17:35i'm not some charity case
00:17:37i'm not fucking giving it to you
00:17:39i'm lending it
00:17:41you are going to pay me back
00:17:43every fucking cent
00:17:45in blood and sweat
00:17:47what
00:17:49tonight's your first night kid
00:17:51buckle up
00:17:53you really think you can survive in my kitchen
00:17:57just wait and see
00:17:59chef
00:18:03jean luke you have two pork chops
00:18:05five philets all day
00:18:06two medium
00:18:07two medium rare
00:18:08one black and blue
00:18:09pittsburgh
00:18:10i want to smell that fucking char
00:18:11heard
00:18:12yes chef
00:18:13hands
00:18:14ronnie i got five of the moose bouche all day
00:18:15heard
00:18:16heard
00:18:17yes chef
00:18:18april you have three scallops
00:18:20two octopus
00:18:21four mushroom and a halibut
00:18:22i don't think you're going to fucking make it kid
00:18:24stop fucking calling me kid
00:18:26i've been hanging the meat
00:18:28hey get it off the fire
00:18:32get the fuck off my line
00:18:34out of my kitchen
00:18:36now go
00:18:38hey get it off the fire
00:18:40get the fuck off my line
00:18:42out of my kitchen
00:18:44now go
00:18:46she's gonna cry
00:18:48oh i think she's gonna fucking cry
00:18:50stick to baking whore
00:18:54stick to baking whore
00:19:08this isn't the right place for someone in your condition
00:19:10i told you
00:19:12not to ever talk about them again
00:19:14you said no special treatment
00:19:18remember
00:19:24why do you want to work here
00:19:28because you're the best chef in the world
00:19:34you're just an asshole
00:19:36watch it kid
00:19:38you call me kid
00:19:42but i see the way that you look at me
00:19:46i don't look at you anyway
00:19:52sure you do
00:19:54you look at me
00:19:58like i could be your last meal
00:20:00you can never handle me again
00:20:02so get it out of your head
00:20:04i know you want me
00:20:06so just do it
00:20:08what is this
00:20:22you can't learn to cook if you're living in your car now can you
00:20:26what
00:20:32no
00:20:34no
00:20:36no i'm not living with you
00:20:38my place is close you'll stay with me
00:20:40you're not going back to your fucking ex
00:20:42chef
00:20:46am i interrupting something
00:20:50there's a vip who wants to meet with you
00:20:52tell him to wait
00:20:54tell him i'm with my new protege
00:20:56you're my new protege
00:21:02protege? me?
00:21:10fine
00:21:12fine
00:21:14i'll stay with you
00:21:16only until i find my own place
00:21:18only until i find my own place
00:21:20then i'm leaving
00:21:22got it?
00:21:30i think i'll survive kid
00:21:32god
00:21:48i hope he's not home
00:21:50i hope he's not home
00:22:02good morning
00:22:14um
00:22:16i'm
00:22:18i'm just
00:22:20checking out your house
00:22:22i'm just
00:22:24checking out your house
00:22:26i'm just
00:22:28i'm just
00:22:30checking out your sink
00:22:32it's a good one
00:22:34sink wise
00:22:36what are you doing?
00:22:42if you're gonna be living here
00:22:44you're going to obey
00:22:46my rules
00:22:52what?
00:22:54you will come right back here after work
00:22:56what?
00:23:00two
00:23:02you will do exactly as i say
00:23:04you can't
00:23:06and three
00:23:08you will stay far away
00:23:10from that dumb fucking boyfriend
00:23:14he's trouble
00:23:16you don't own me
00:23:18when you're not working you will be practicing
00:23:20this kitchen has everything you need
00:23:22no excuses
00:23:24practice
00:23:25until you
00:23:26are perfect
00:23:28and what if i don't want to be
00:23:30perfect?
00:23:32what if i don't want to live by your rules?
00:23:36you can go back to living in your fucking core
00:23:38you're gonna move on
00:23:44you're gonna move on
00:23:46you're gonna be late
00:23:50stop acting
00:23:52like you don't want me
00:23:54you
00:24:14and
00:24:16and
00:24:20Get to work.
00:24:30How is she still here?
00:24:52I have no idea.
00:24:53It's been five goddamn years.
00:24:56I've paid my dues.
00:24:58It's my time to move to Susha.
00:24:59If not, this bitch.
00:25:01I think it's time to get rid of her.
00:25:05That's what I was thinking.
00:25:10I think I have an idea.
00:25:12You should...
00:25:17Ignoring me is better than throwing me into a pot of sauce, I guess.
00:25:24Oh shit.
00:25:26Here it comes.
00:25:27Hey, new meat.
00:25:31You're on trash duty today.
00:25:33Think you can handle it?
00:25:37Okay.
00:25:39That wasn't so bad.
00:25:40Hey.
00:25:53Hey.
00:25:57Hey.
00:26:00Hey.
00:26:01Hey.
00:26:02Fuck my life.
00:26:12How'd you like that, huh?
00:26:17Yeah, right on target, huh?
00:26:21Oh my God.
00:26:26Yeah, right on target, huh?
00:26:29Oh my God.
00:26:42Oh my God.
00:26:44Oh my God.
00:26:46Baby, huh?
00:26:48Hey, just save yourself the time and quit already.
00:26:50You'll never have what it takes to work here.
00:26:52Oh my God.
00:26:54Oh my God.
00:26:56Maybe call your mama, huh?
00:26:58Oh my God.
00:27:00You better cry.
00:27:02Oh my God.
00:27:04April.
00:27:08Shut the fuck up, you guys.
00:27:10Are you still on the fucking clock?
00:27:12Get inside and get to work.
00:27:14One fuck up tonight and you're on dish pit duty for the rest of the fucking year.
00:27:17It's you too, Jean-Luc.
00:27:18Get the fuck out of here.
00:27:20What, Ronnie? What?
00:27:24Fucking serious.
00:27:30You don't know the fucking difference.
00:27:32Then why do I fucking order from you?
00:27:34God.
00:27:35Fuck.
00:27:36Fuck.
00:27:50I'll just shower quick before Jeff gets home and I'll leave.
00:27:54it brought to me coming to Oprah.
00:27:55I'm extreme.
00:27:57I know you are.
00:27:59You do too.
00:28:00April, it's me.
00:28:24Call me back now.
00:28:25Where the hell are you?
00:28:30I knew you'd be back.
00:28:42Where do you have a gun, Jeff?
00:28:47I need that money, April.
00:28:51Like, real bad.
00:28:55I told you I can't get it without a child.
00:28:58Well, maybe we should make one.
00:29:03Right now.
00:29:05Come here.
00:29:11Are you okay?
00:29:19What are you going to do with that, Gramps?
00:29:28April, are you seriously fucking this old guy?
00:29:33Get the fuck out.
00:29:46Watch your back, Gramps.
00:29:50Be seeing you, kid.
00:29:51What the fuck were you thinking?
00:30:03I just wanted to shower.
00:30:06I told you to stay away from him.
00:30:08He could have killed you.
00:30:09Or worse.
00:30:10Why are you here?
00:30:12Don't you get it?
00:30:13I'm trying to protect you.
00:30:18Just a kid.
00:30:19That's just an excuse.
00:30:22Because you're scared.
00:30:24You don't know me.
00:30:27And you have no idea what I would do to you.
00:30:30And you don't know me.
00:30:34I'm not a kid anymore.
00:30:38Prove it.
00:30:38So what is that, Ed?
00:30:58You want to fuck me?
00:31:00Yes, chef.
00:31:01I want you to do whatever you want to me.
00:31:04From now on, you do exactly as I say.
00:31:28As far as you're concerned, you belong to me.
00:31:36Got it?
00:31:39Yes, chef.
00:31:44Good.
00:31:46Get your shit.
00:31:49You're never coming back to this fucking place.
00:31:51So he just showed up and started beating the crap out of Jeff.
00:32:11He just showed up at your place?
00:32:13Yeah.
00:32:13He's crazy.
00:32:15He doesn't care.
00:32:16He thinks that he's protecting me or something.
00:32:19I mean, he's a great chef, but he's also...
00:32:23He's also a what?
00:32:28Just be careful.
00:32:30I've heard some things about his past.
00:32:32I don't know.
00:32:37I just...
00:32:38I want him to respect me as a cook.
00:32:41Not to see me as a child, you know?
00:32:45April, he's been higher on everyone.
00:32:47I...
00:32:48You should see my first week here.
00:32:51I need to find a way to show him that I'm grown up now.
00:32:55What you're gonna do?
00:32:56I don't know how much longer I have on this planet.
00:33:05Might as well follow my heart.
00:33:06You're early.
00:33:29I want you to teach me.
00:33:33Now?
00:33:33Now?
00:33:36You didn't make pasta?
00:33:46Yes, I...
00:33:47Well, now you're gonna learn how to do it the right way.
00:33:50I'm doing good, chef.
00:34:15What are you doing?
00:34:27What?
00:34:29Do you want to learn or do you want to play?
00:34:31Why can't we make time for both?
00:34:33We got to deliver you?
00:34:50Hey, Dan.
00:34:59Jeff, what are you doing here?
00:35:03You know what I'm doing here.
00:35:05I told you I don't have the money.
00:35:07Well, I'm going to need you to get it.
00:35:10Can't wait any longer.
00:35:15What are you going to do with that, huh?
00:35:16Jeff, you need to leave now.
00:35:22What?
00:35:27I'm losing my little cunt.
00:35:30I want that fucking money, and I wear my fucking hands for fucking Friday.
00:35:33I will come back here, and you will not be this fucking nice.
00:35:37Got it?
00:35:41I'm just a smell.
00:35:46We're going to make it, baby.
00:35:49You just got to trust me, okay?
00:35:54No.
00:35:55What?
00:35:56Get off!
00:35:57Fucking kill you!
00:36:00No!
00:36:04The next time, it goes in your fucking head.
00:36:06What the fuck?
00:36:24I was trying to protect you.
00:36:25I don't need you to fight my battles for me.
00:36:28I'm an adult.
00:36:29You are a fucking child.
00:36:30Why can't you see I'm just trying to help you?
00:36:37I don't want you to go over me.
00:36:43What?
00:36:44Why?
00:36:48He still thinks I'm a child.
00:36:58Eat your heart out, chef.
00:37:00Okay, this is embarrassing.
00:37:25Uh, chef?
00:37:27What is it?
00:37:28Would you maybe want to watch a movie with me?
00:37:33Can't.
00:37:34Meeting someone.
00:37:37He has a date?
00:37:38Oh!
00:37:40With whom?
00:37:42How is that any of your business?
00:37:50Oh!
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00:38:24Do you get the hint now?
00:38:29April?
00:38:31What?
00:38:33I thought we were watching a movie.
00:38:37We are.
00:38:43Do you think I don't know what you're doing?
00:38:45What do you mean?
00:38:46What do you think is going to happen?
00:38:57I think if you were a real man, you'd fuck me right here, right now.
00:39:06Is that what you want?
00:39:17Yes, Chef.
00:39:20You really think I'd fuck a 20-year-old?
00:39:23I'm telling you, I want it.
00:39:36Yeah.
00:39:57Where are you?
00:39:58I'm here.
00:40:00I can't make it tonight.
00:40:02You're with her, aren't you?
00:40:04Fuck, I don't have time for this.
00:40:07Just say it.
00:40:11I'm with her.
00:40:13You said we were going to talk tonight.
00:40:21Listen.
00:40:22We're business partners, Lola.
00:40:24That's all we're ever going to be.
00:40:26From now on, don't call me at home.
00:40:34You just made the worst decision of your life, Chef.
00:40:48Wait until you see what I'm going to do to you
00:40:50and that little bitch of yours.
00:40:53What are you doing?
00:41:17I had a bad dream.
00:41:20Can I stay with you?
00:41:21Fine.
00:41:27But...
00:41:28Just for tonight.
00:41:31Just for tonight.
00:41:31I'm going to talk to you.
00:41:37Please.
00:41:41What?
00:41:42What?
00:41:42No.
00:41:43No.
00:41:44No.
00:41:48No.
00:41:49No.
00:41:50No.
00:41:52No.
00:41:53No.
00:41:53No.
00:41:54No.
00:41:54No.
00:41:56No.
00:41:57No.
00:41:57No.
00:41:57No.
00:41:58What are you doing?
00:42:08Did we have sex?
00:42:16No.
00:42:18You would know if we had sex.
00:42:20Well, he isn't wrong.
00:42:27Hi.
00:42:28It wasn't done.
00:42:37Enough, kid.
00:42:40It's like this every morning.
00:42:42You're not special.
00:42:45Fine.
00:42:47Whatever.
00:42:52Where are you going?
00:42:55To make you breakfast.
00:42:58I love you.
00:43:20Can I help you?
00:43:40Oh, um, I was just, I...
00:43:44Why aren't you wearing pants?
00:43:54You don't like it?
00:43:59What do you want right now?
00:44:06I want to do very, very bad things to you.
00:44:14No.
00:44:27That was a mistake.
00:44:31It can't happen again.
00:44:44Tell me about it.
00:44:46Oh, my God.
00:44:48Okay.
00:44:49So, I went to his room, and I was all like,
00:44:54I had a nightmare.
00:44:55And he let me crawl into bed with him, and, um...
00:45:03Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:45:05You almost fucked Fabien Laurent?
00:45:12He's old enough to be your father.
00:45:14Well...
00:45:15Well, what?
00:45:16Are you crazy?
00:45:17Oh, I touched his penis.
00:45:20Go on.
00:45:27It's huge.
00:45:32How huge?
00:45:35Like, huge!
00:45:36My girl, I would be in trouble big.
00:45:41God, I can't stop thinking about it.
00:45:43Are you starting to have feelings for him?
00:45:50I don't know.
00:45:52Maybe...
00:45:54Does he know?
00:46:08Go on, I didn't.
00:46:09Three.
00:46:10Hey, chef.
00:46:14Not now.
00:46:16John Goldman just made a reservation for tonight.
00:46:19What?
00:46:21You know, just the most food-followed critic in the world.
00:46:25And you just tell me about this fucking now.
00:46:27I just found out myself.
00:46:33Do you think you can handle it, chef?
00:46:35Fuck off, of course I can handle it.
00:46:37He's an asshole.
00:46:38I'll feed the asshole, and he will fucking leave.
00:46:43Who the fuck puts this back?
00:46:45Drink it, you fucking pussy!
00:46:47His review...
00:46:48could make or break us, so don't fuck it up.
00:46:51I'm fucking aware of that, Loa.
00:46:53Cut the bullshit.
00:46:59Seven.
00:47:02Hey.
00:47:03What happened to us?
00:47:09Hmm?
00:47:15There is no us.
00:47:23Hmm.
00:47:23Hmm.
00:47:23No, fuck.
00:47:33Never do that again.
00:47:40Oh, don't fight it, Jeff.
00:47:43You're gonna be mine again.
00:47:46Promise you that.
00:47:49Hmm.
00:47:49Tonight, we must be perfect.
00:47:54No mistakes.
00:47:55This critic is ruthless.
00:47:56He is an attention-hungry little cocksucker.
00:47:58And we must fucking please him.
00:48:00Rachel.
00:48:01Call all your pretty friends.
00:48:02Surround Goldman with him.
00:48:03Get him drinking.
00:48:04Bill's on me.
00:48:05Yes, chef.
00:48:06April.
00:48:09You're on saute tonight.
00:48:11Chef, but that's my station.
00:48:14Not tonight.
00:48:17Chef, but...
00:48:18Shut the fuck up, Ronnie.
00:48:24Stations, let's go!
00:48:25Yes, chef!
00:48:30I don't know who the fuck you think you are,
00:48:33but this chef job is mine.
00:48:35Stay the fuck out of my way, Numi.
00:48:37I don't know who the fuck you think you are,
00:48:44but this chef job is mine.
00:48:48Thank you, chef.
00:48:57Thank you, chef.
00:49:03Good evening, Mr. Goldman.
00:49:04Thank you for coming back to us.
00:49:07Hello, Lola.
00:49:07Let me look after you, coach.
00:49:12Of course.
00:49:14See you've purchased some better wines.
00:49:17Absolutely, sir.
00:49:18May I offer you the best seat in the house for you, as per usual?
00:49:25May I interest you in some still or sparkling water?
00:49:31Look, I've got two minutes to get to the feet.
00:49:32Can we get on with it, please?
00:49:34Absolutely, sir.
00:49:35The chef has something very special waiting for you tonight.
00:49:39He's working?
00:49:39He's not drunk for a change?
00:49:41No, sir.
00:49:42He is here and ready to make you very happy.
00:49:47You're still here?
00:49:49Not anymore, sir.
00:49:54He's here.
00:49:55Okay, he's here.
00:49:58The motherfucker's here.
00:49:59Let's fucking go!
00:50:01Jean-Luc, where's my fucking nosh?
00:50:03What's that?
00:50:05Behind.
00:50:07Behind.
00:50:09Ronnie, how's that fucking soup?
00:50:11Yes, chef.
00:50:20Fans!
00:50:21And I have salad, sir.
00:50:23Clafanil for salad?
00:50:26Hope you enjoy it, sir.
00:50:27No dressing.
00:50:29No seasoning.
00:50:32Blanders are the ones at the worst.
00:50:37You happy with this?
00:50:38If you're happy, sir, I'm happy.
00:50:40I wouldn't be.
00:50:43Chef, where's my tuna tartare?
00:50:45Got it, chef.
00:50:55You're going to watch me eat?
00:51:00Absolutely not, sir.
00:51:01Our best in the house, sir.
00:51:19You're not the cheap slop.
00:51:21The chef drinks out.
00:51:22Opus, sir.
00:51:24Trying to get me drunk on you again, Lola?
00:51:26Oh, you know me, sir.
00:51:28No, no.
00:51:28You.
00:51:29Please, ma-
00:51:30Oh, absolutely.
00:51:38Enjoy, sir.
00:51:48April, can you give me a hand?
00:51:49I'm in the weeds.
00:51:51Are they?
00:51:51Yeah.
00:51:52Yeah, of course.
00:51:53Same.
00:52:08April, how's my risotto?
00:52:09Coming, chef.
00:52:12What's he say?
00:52:16Hey, risotto, let's go!
00:52:17Bing, come in, chef.
00:52:26Did you taste that?
00:52:28Of course, chef.
00:52:36Great job, Kent.
00:52:37Hands.
00:52:42Back to your station.
00:52:44Yes, chef.
00:52:47And last but not least, mushroom risotto with white truffles.
00:52:53Two years, the same three dishes.
00:52:57Chef, I must be a bit bored.
00:52:59No!
00:53:06No!
00:53:07No!
00:53:16No!
00:53:19No!
00:53:20No!
00:53:22Oh.
00:53:23Oh.
00:53:25Oh.
00:53:25Sir?
00:53:41You fucking asshole, what's wrong with it?
00:53:48You try it.
00:53:55I'm in Europe.
00:54:15Well, yeah.
00:54:16Enough to kill a fucking elephant.
00:54:20What the hell's going on in the kitchen back there, Chef?
00:54:24Mr. Goldman.
00:54:33John, please give us another chance.
00:54:37Any night you'd like, maybe?
00:54:41This used to be the best restaurant in the world.
00:54:44I think we all know those days are long gone.
00:54:48Yes, Chef?
00:55:03Everyone fucking out.
00:55:05Now.
00:55:07No.
00:55:08Not you.
00:55:09What?
00:55:10Was it you?
00:55:11What are you talking about?
00:55:14What the hell, Chef?
00:55:16There are still guests out there.
00:55:17Or how about you?
00:55:18Did you fuck with my risotto?
00:55:19Are you trying to ruin me?
00:55:21What are you talking about?
00:55:27What the hell, Chef?
00:55:28There are still guests out there.
00:55:30What the hell is trying to eat?
00:55:31No.
00:55:32I'm not in there.
00:55:33It's a big deal.
00:55:34I'm not in there.
00:55:35I'm more than you.
00:55:36I'm not in there.
00:55:37I'm not in there.
00:55:39I'm not in there.
00:55:40You, fuck with it.
00:55:49You're fucking crazy!
00:55:56Someone fucked with my food.
00:55:59I wanna know who I...
00:56:10That is not mine, I swear.
00:56:28I swear!
00:56:29How do I know that?
00:56:34I don't know.
00:56:40I don't know.
00:56:42I don't know.
00:56:46I don't know.
00:56:50No!
00:56:58No!
00:57:00No!
00:57:05No!
00:57:07No!
00:57:10No!
00:57:14Get rid of her, Fabian.
00:57:16She's a distraction and you're only gonna break her heart.
00:57:24Strike three, kid.
00:57:26You're fired.
00:57:28Get the fuck out of my kitchen.
00:57:40I'm gonna break her heart.
00:57:41I don't know if I can.
00:57:42That's a lot.
00:57:46I'm gonna break her heart.
00:57:48I'm gonna break my hands on the door.
00:57:50I'm gonna break a cellar before.
00:57:52I'm gonna break her heart.
00:57:54What?
00:57:55What?
00:57:57What does that thing do?
00:57:59What does that thing do?
00:58:01That's what I need to do.
00:58:03What's that thing do you want?
00:58:04What are the things?
00:58:05What do you want?
00:58:06Shut up.
00:58:08I came to see how's April doing?
00:58:10She's incredible, right?
00:58:13Well, I fired her tonight, so.
00:58:17Wait, what?
00:58:19She fucked up.
00:58:20No special treatment in my kitchen.
00:58:22She fucking knows that.
00:58:23You fucking know that.
00:58:24Fabian, you can't fire her.
00:58:27Okay, mom, why not?
00:58:29Apart from being an excellent chef,
00:58:31she needs this right now.
00:58:33And you, of all people, know it.
00:58:35She's right.
00:58:39You know you can't let her go.
00:58:56What are you doing?
00:58:58What does it look like?
00:58:59Why would I ever want to stay here with you?
00:59:07I don't know.
00:59:09I don't know.
00:59:10I don't know.
00:59:11I don't know.
00:59:12I don't know.
00:59:13I don't know.
00:59:14I don't know.
00:59:15I don't know.
00:59:16I don't know.
00:59:17I don't know.
00:59:18I don't know.
00:59:19I don't know.
00:59:20I don't know.
00:59:21I don't know.
00:59:22I don't know.
00:59:23I don't know.
00:59:24I don't know.
00:59:25I don't know.
00:59:26I don't know.
00:59:27I don't know.
00:59:28I don't know.
00:59:29I don't know.
00:59:30I don't know.
00:59:31I don't know.
00:59:32I don't know.
00:59:33I don't know.
00:59:34Oh, no, no, no.
01:00:04I've got a new mania.
01:00:08You can help me make it.
01:00:12What the fuck?
01:00:34That is so good.
01:00:42I know.
01:00:46Okay.
01:00:47What is this?
01:00:58Not everything has to be perfect.
01:01:01Taste it.
01:01:02I'll be back before service.
01:01:30Okay.
01:01:49That's yummy.
01:01:51What are you doing here?
01:01:53I'm just trying to work.
01:01:54Oh, aren't you an entire little bitch?
01:01:56Just let me work.
01:01:58You really think you have a shot with him, don't you?
01:02:00I have no idea what you're talking about.
01:02:04He was mine first, yeah?
01:02:07Well, he's not anymore, so.
01:02:10You know he killed someone for me once?
01:02:13Yeah.
01:02:15He loves me that much.
01:02:16And we're going to get married.
01:02:19And you're going to go back to wherever the fucking red fucking hole town you're from.
01:02:28You know that might be true.
01:02:31But, um...
01:02:34He did go down on me last night.
01:02:36So...
01:02:40You...
01:02:41Stop!
01:02:42No!
01:02:44No!
01:02:46Fuck!
01:02:47Fuck!
01:02:48Fuck!
01:02:49Fuck!
01:02:51Fuck!
01:02:51Fuck!
01:02:52Fuck!
01:02:52Fuck you little drunk!
01:02:53What is wrong with you?
01:02:55No!
01:02:56Stop!
01:02:57Get in!
01:02:58No!
01:02:59No!
01:02:59Let me out!
01:03:01Help!
01:03:02Help me!
01:03:03No!
01:03:04Help!
01:03:04Help! Let me out! Help!
01:03:32April?
01:03:35April?
01:03:40April?
01:03:46Hey!
01:03:48Have you seen April?
01:03:50Oh, she's probably just cooling down after last night.
01:03:52Sure.
01:03:56Mm.
01:03:57I don't know.
01:04:27I don't know.
01:04:57Hey.
01:05:01Am I naked?
01:05:04Yes.
01:05:07Are you naked?
01:05:11Yes.
01:05:14Okay.
01:05:16Um, why?
01:05:23You were freezing to death.
01:05:26It was the only way to warm you up.
01:05:30Right.
01:05:34I don't know.
01:05:35Where are you going?
01:05:39Don't worry about this.
01:05:40What the fuck, Lola?
01:05:58What?
01:05:58You could have killed her.
01:06:00Oh, calm down.
01:06:01It was a joke.
01:06:02I was going to let her out.
01:06:03This is your last warning.
01:06:05Stay the fuck away from her.
01:06:07I would be less stressed about your new piece of ass and more about the review tonight.
01:06:13Yeah.
01:06:14I convinced Goldman to come back tonight.
01:06:17So, you better don't fuck this up.
01:06:20This is my restaurant too.
01:06:21Oh, and not to stress you out, chef.
01:06:26But we're fully booked for tonight.
01:06:36Don't fucking touch it.
01:06:39April.
01:06:40Paul, you're my sous chef tonight.
01:06:42Let's see what you got, kid.
01:07:04Thank you for coming back, John.
01:07:06This is that last chance you begged me for?
01:07:10Mr. Goal.
01:07:17Let's get on with it.
01:07:22House finest coming right up.
01:07:27Marcel, I need that escargot.
01:07:2830 seconds to go.
01:07:29It better be fucking perfect.
01:07:30Yes, chef.
01:07:35Hands.
01:07:35Take it.
01:07:36Go fast.
01:07:36Yes, chef.
01:07:40I don't think that's in the fucking recipe.
01:07:59Chef, it's not what it looks like.
01:08:01You know what?
01:08:01Fuck you, chef.
01:08:02We've been busting your asses here for years, and you decided to promote her because she
01:08:07has a fat ass and a pair of perky tits.
01:08:10What the fuck, Ronnie?
01:08:11You two?
01:08:14Hmm.
01:08:15I think it's time to go, guys.
01:08:17What the fuck, you guys?
01:08:35We're in the middle of service!
01:08:36Chef, we just had a tent talk, and the grandma has a shellfish allergy.
01:08:46What the fuck is your staff, chef?
01:09:00Chef, what are we going to do?
01:09:01Oh.
01:09:06Oh.
01:09:09Okay.
01:09:10All right.
01:09:11Um.
01:09:12Yeah, we, we, we can do this, chef.
01:09:14We can do this.
01:09:23Rachel.
01:09:25You're the GM tonight.
01:09:27Lose the sewer pad.
01:09:28Go, go, go, go, go.
01:09:34Wake up.
01:09:38Chef.
01:09:41You're on the line.
01:09:42I got this.
01:09:44Don't look at me, bitch.
01:09:47Okay.
01:09:48Okay.
01:09:50Fuck.
01:09:51Here we go.
01:09:52Walking in, 12 filets all day.
01:09:54Oxtail, five quail, five duck, two risotto, nine fucking spinach.
01:09:59April, three flatbreads all day, five end-time salad, nine escargot.
01:10:04Let's go.
01:10:06Let's go.
01:10:08Hello, fresh meat.
01:10:10Where have they been hiding you all these years?
01:10:11How's it going, Mr. Goldman?
01:10:15I'm better that you're here now.
01:10:18We're happy to have you back.
01:10:20Just gonna leave the bottle.
01:10:23You wish?
01:10:31Okay.
01:10:32Okay.
01:10:32We're really gonna fucking make it.
01:10:40I can't believe it.
01:10:41Okay.
01:10:42Let's dig in.
01:10:44Almost there.
01:10:45Third chef.
01:10:47Hands.
01:10:48I need hands.
01:10:49Hands.
01:11:02Hands.
01:11:31Wait.
01:11:33Where the fuck are the tarts?
01:11:35They should be in that fridge.
01:11:48There's one rack.
01:12:02Oh!
01:12:22You can make another!
01:12:24Then take five arses.
01:12:32Oh!
01:12:57Chef.
01:13:00Look.
01:13:02It's perfect.
01:13:14Go.
01:13:22I'll take it myself.
01:13:23Yes!
01:13:24I'll take it.
01:13:34And the little tarts.
01:13:35No.
01:13:35No.
01:13:36No.
01:13:37Oh, my God.
01:14:08Oh.
01:14:12And?
01:14:15No gas, no smoke, no mirrors.
01:14:21That was the best goddamn meal I've ever had.
01:14:25I'm gonna tell everyone that Fabien Laurent is still the best fucking chef in the world.
01:14:36Congrats, I can't, chef.
01:14:37Good job.
01:14:40I hope she makes you happy, chef.
01:14:55I hope she makes you happy, chef.
01:14:59Oh, my God.
01:15:08No.
01:15:08Oh, my God.
01:15:22No.
01:15:23No.
01:15:52That's gonna hurt tomorrow.
01:16:17You're amazing.
01:16:40You know, I was thinking...
01:16:47What?
01:16:53What if we had a day off?
01:16:58Okay, hear me out.
01:17:00Hey.
01:17:02Hear me out.
01:17:04Hey, hey, hey.
01:17:11April.
01:17:14Doctor.
01:17:16What happened with her?
01:17:17Everything looks good.
01:17:18Actually perfect, in fact.
01:17:20The medication's working.
01:17:22I think you're gonna be just fine.
01:17:24But then why did she faint?
01:17:27Classic case of exhaustion, in my opinion.
01:17:31Did you have any strenuous activity today?
01:17:34Workout?
01:17:35Anything like that?
01:17:36Okay, I think my work's done here.
01:17:43Gross.
01:17:44Gross.
01:17:45Gross.
01:17:46I have to tell you something.
01:17:58Seven years ago, I...
01:18:08I killed a man.
01:18:11It was an accident, but it happened.
01:18:13He was trying to hurt someone close to me.
01:18:17And I just reacted.
01:18:19I spent two years upstairs for manslaughter.
01:18:22For a long life?
01:18:24She wishes.
01:18:29It's for my sister.
01:18:32Her ex came after her.
01:18:35I had to make a choice.
01:18:38I know.
01:18:41It's a lot for anyone to handle.
01:18:45I understand.
01:18:46You should...
01:18:47Chef.
01:18:49Yeah.
01:18:52That is the most romantic thing I have ever heard.
01:18:56You're hard, guy.
01:19:11To find her.
01:19:17I was gonna call you.
01:19:24You were?
01:19:26I...
01:19:27I...
01:19:28I just need...
01:19:29A few more days.
01:19:30I...
01:19:31I...
01:19:32I just need...
01:19:33A few more days.
01:19:34I...
01:19:35I...
01:19:36I can't...
01:19:37I can't...
01:19:38I can't...
01:19:39I can't...
01:19:40Do it!
01:19:46You...
01:19:47You have...
01:19:48No, please, please, please, please.
01:19:49I'll get it.
01:19:50I'll get it.
01:19:51You have...
01:19:52One day...
01:19:5324 hours.
01:19:55No.
01:19:56Get me!
01:19:57My money!
01:19:58You understand?
01:19:59Yes.
01:20:00Very good, Chef.
01:20:02Hmm.
01:20:03Proud of you, Chef.
01:20:04Hmm.
01:20:05Thank you, Chef.
01:20:06Thank you, Chef.
01:20:07Thank you, Chef.
01:20:08All right.
01:20:09Get the knees back, I'll be back.
01:20:10Got it.
01:20:11Ah!
01:20:12Ah!
01:20:13Ah!
01:20:14Ah!
01:20:15Ah!
01:20:16Paper?
01:20:17Paper?
01:20:18Help!
01:20:19Help!
01:20:20Help!
01:20:21Help!
01:20:22I...
01:20:23I...
01:20:24I...
01:20:25All right, give me a spark, I'll be back.
01:20:33Got it.
01:20:46April?
01:20:47Help!
01:20:55Let's go!
01:21:00Let's go!
01:21:10Let go of me!
01:21:11Shut up!
01:21:17Let go of me!
01:21:19Let me fucking know!
01:21:21Now, I'm gonna give you one last chance.
01:21:27Just marry me.
01:21:30Come on.
01:21:31You take the money you run.
01:21:33You say yes.
01:21:37I hope your drug dealer fucking killed you!
01:21:41No!
01:21:49I gave you a chance.
01:21:52Remember that.
01:21:53No!
01:22:04How amidst the passion, chaos, and the violence of the kitchen, we found each other.
01:22:16What did you do with her?
01:22:20Love is love.
01:22:26It doesn't have to be perfect.
01:22:30It just needs to be...
01:22:38Beautiful.
01:22:39April.
01:22:40It doesn't have to be perfect.
01:23:08April.
01:23:11I have to go away for a while.
01:23:16What?
01:23:18No.
01:23:20No, you saved me.
01:23:23The cops won't see it that way.
01:23:25No!
01:23:26No, I'll tell them it was self-defense!
01:23:29I'll tell them that Jeff was...
01:23:30What was it?
01:23:46I love you.
01:23:47I love you too.
01:23:57I love you too.
01:24:00Too.
01:24:01I love you too.
01:24:02I want to have to go away.
01:24:04I love you too.
01:24:09I love you too.
01:24:10I love you too.
01:24:11Friday night, 200 on the books.
01:24:19We've got Mark Wahlberg seated at table number 12, so let's make sure we comp his bill, okay?
01:24:25All right, everyone, let's gear up.
01:24:28Tonight's gonna fuck us, so let's go, let's go, let's go!
01:24:31Yes, chef!
01:24:37New girl.
01:24:41You're gonna get really familiar with these, kid.
01:25:00Amazing night, chef.
01:25:03You really are a fucking rock star.
01:25:05Hey, I heard your cancer is in remission.
01:25:21Congratulations.
01:25:24Chef.
01:25:25Hey.
01:25:26You're busy, right, chef?
01:25:51Heard you're looking for a sous chef.
01:26:00I can show you my resume.
01:26:01It's like old times.
01:26:21Yeah, it is.
01:26:22You're the talk of the town, too.
01:26:24Yeah.
01:26:29I'm here.
01:26:29There I go.
01:26:32You're so welcome.
01:26:34Thank you, OK.
01:26:35We'll see you next time.
01:26:38You and I will.
01:26:39How much are you doing this time?
01:26:41See you.
01:26:42Thank you, Christ.
01:26:43Thank you so much.
01:26:44Thank you, Christ.
01:26:45Thank you, Christ.
01:26:45Thank you, Christ.
01:26:47Thank you so much for having me coming to, you all
01:26:50name, Christ.
01:26:51Woo-Keri.
01:26:52Go.
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