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00:00Closer each day, home in no way.

00:07You're gonna be a dad.

00:10Cash! Ding!

00:16What are you up to?

00:18I was just looking for my lingerie.

00:20You sure you weren't just looking for his wedding bath?

00:22How do I include every reason I love him into a few sentences?

00:25We're seriously making this maid of honor thing a real labor of love.

00:29Councillor Craig Wendell, you must be Sergeant David Langley.

00:32Where were you on the day of the accident?

00:34I don't know.

00:35Being an elected official, you'd have calendars and schedules from around that time, right?

00:40I don't have that information on hand, but I can get my team to look into it.

00:45Superintendent.

00:46With respect, sir, I can explain.

00:48Wendell has serious questions he needs to answer.

00:51Your lawyer complained to my boss, and I've been ordered to cease all inquiries.

00:55Are you gonna follow an update, right?

00:57I won't be a priority, especially since I currently have no evidence.

01:01Sorry mate.

01:02Yeah, so am I.

01:04What happened to the simple bonjour?

01:05I'm erved up a level in the language app.

01:06Nothing to brag about.

01:07Today is the day I am so excited.

01:08Wait, what?

01:09She's talking about the hens party, not the wedding.

01:10Oh, Eden's hens is gonna be epic.

01:11Cash's box is pretty solid too.

01:12Oh yeah?

01:13Keep telling yourself that, chump.

01:14Nothing will beat what I have planned.

01:15Anyway, gotta get to work.

01:17I'll see you later.

01:18To look, mes amis.

01:20What happened to the simple bonjour?

01:22I moved up a level in the language app.

01:25Nothing to brag about.

01:26Today is the day.

01:27I am so excited.

01:29Wait, what?

01:30She's talking about the hens party, not the wedding.

01:32Oh, Eden's hens is going to be epic.

01:34Cashless buck's pretty solid too.

01:36Oh, yeah?

01:37Keep telling yourself that, chump.

01:39Nothing will beat what I have planned.

01:41Anyway, got to get to work.

01:43I'll see you later.

01:46Hey, I hope you're ready for a late night.

01:47Yeah, don't worry.

01:48Happy to give your fellas a lift back from the city,

01:50no matter what time it ends.

01:51Yeah, sounds interesting.

01:54Don't worry.

01:54I'm not angling for an invite.

01:56As a celebrant, I've got to maintain a professional distance.

01:59Just reminds me of my Navy days

02:01when once we kidnapped the groom Tugger

02:03and took him and tied him to a telephone pole

02:06miles out of town.

02:08That sounds rough.

02:10It was, all right.

02:12Problem was, none of us could remember where we tied him up.

02:15I don't think Cash would ever forgive me if that happened.

02:16Neither would I, son.

02:19Neither would I.

02:23Say, you got a big one planned, eh?

02:27Oh, I am glad you ordered the big breakfast,

02:33always sensible to line your stomach before a big night out.

02:35Please tell me I'm going to like what you've got planned.

02:37Trust me, I tailored it to suit your personality.

02:39What does that even mean?

02:40Don't worry.

02:42I got the memo.

02:43You're a rock chick.

02:46What?

02:48I'm so glad that I've got a super chilled best man.

02:50We're probably just going to end up watching the footy

02:52with a couple of beers,

02:53maybe taking it easy,

02:54probably end up babysitting something.

02:55Yeah, give me a favour.

02:56Add to your vows that once we're married,

02:57you're never going to have the smug look again.

02:59Yeah?

02:59Ah, well, my vows are going to be much deeper than that,

03:01aren't they?

03:01How are yours going, by the way?

03:03Um, they're a work in progress.

03:05You know, it would be good if maybe you changed your mind

03:06and showed me yours

03:07and we can make sure we're on the same page.

03:08We're definitely on the same page.

03:10Okay, good.

03:10Well, I'm going to go finish my vows.

03:12Okay, love you.

03:13Love you too.

03:15Hey, the groom.

03:16Hey, best man.

03:17Hey.

03:17How you going?

03:18Yeah, good.

03:18We need to talk about tonight.

03:20There's going to be a night you'll remember

03:21for the rest of your life

03:22or forget.

03:31Hey.

03:32Oh, I was going to make your breakfast in bed.

03:35Oh, thank you.

03:36I just got up and I was so excited.

03:39This feels so right, doesn't it?

03:41It does.

03:42I'm with you.

03:43Hey, manifesting.

03:44I'm just thinking, and then it happened.

03:47Or it's science.

03:49Okay, yeah, sure.

03:50Science, luck, manifesting.

03:51Either way, we're very blessed.

03:53We are.

03:54We are blessed.

03:55I'm really, really sure.

03:56I didn't have to go to this ton of box party.

03:59Oh, I know.

03:59I've got Abigail's invitation.

04:00There's like four different locations.

04:02That's true.

04:02I may never come home.

04:04Should we just tell them what's happened, then?

04:06Not go?

04:06Mm-mm.

04:07Mm-mm.

04:07We have to wait until at least after the wedding.

04:10No, you're right.

04:11You're right.

04:12Yeah.

04:12It'll be our little secret.

04:14Oh, Molly.

04:14Hey.

04:15Don't mind me.

04:17Mm.

04:17Y'all good?

04:20Mm-mm.

04:21Good.

04:21You good?

04:21Yeah, yeah, yeah.

04:22Just talking about the parties.

04:23Well, you better buckle up, because Tarnia's got a big one planned.

04:26Oh, okay.

04:27Here we go.

04:28Yeah.

04:29Party time.

04:30Yeah.

04:30Ha-ha.

04:32No.

04:33Wow.

04:34Don't do that.

04:35Don't do that.

05:05Thanks for covering for Leah today.

05:22I know she appreciates it.

05:23Isn't it lovely that Theo wanted her advice on his suit for the wedding?

05:27Well, advice and no doubt her credit card.

05:30Apparently they're stopping by the travel agent because he is booking a surprise holiday

05:34for Lacey.

05:35Oh, that sounds romantic.

05:36I know.

05:37I've taught him everything I know.

05:38Oh, including what is Theo?

05:39Ha-ha.

05:39Morning.

05:40Morning.

05:41Hey.

05:42Same usual.

05:42Thanks, miss.

05:43How do you all go up?

05:45Fine.

05:45Thanks.

05:46Sure.

05:47What's this?

05:51This is where we're going for your bucks.

05:54What's a whiskey bar?

05:55Well, it's not just any whiskey bar.

05:57It's a gentleman's club.

05:59Oh.

06:00Well, you know, we can just drink whiskey here.

06:01This place has a huge range.

06:03Did you know they spell whiskey differently depending on the region it's from?

06:06Are you getting enough oxygen to your brain right now?

06:08Brother, I've been researching.

06:09I've been planning this whole thing out.

06:12It's going to be amazing.

06:13Righto.

06:13Okay.

06:14And I've booked out one of their private rooms for us.

06:16Okay.

06:16And when you say it's a gentleman's club?

06:19Hey, don't worry.

06:19It's a classy place.

06:21You know, some of these shots can cost about 300 bucks if you order the wrong thing.

06:23Or the right thing.

06:24Sorry.

06:24Depending how you look at it.

06:25Sorry.

06:26Sorry.

06:26Did you say $300?

06:28Don't worry.

06:29Everyone's shipped in.

06:30It's all covered.

06:31Our shop.

06:31I'm impressed.

06:33It's high praise coming from you.

06:34Hmm.

06:35Well, honestly, I thought you were going to take him bowling in Yaddy Creek and then have

06:37him home in time to put Archie to bed.

06:39Still, it doesn't beat what I have planned.

06:41All right.

06:42Well, since you asked, you can't tell.

06:44First, I hired a karaoke bus to drive us into the city.

06:46And then we're going to do a paint and sip.

06:48And then we're going to do a burlesque class.

06:49And then we're going to do dinner.

06:50And then we're going to do dancing at a drag club.

06:52Ha.

06:53But you're going to do all those things.

06:54You're going to kill Yaddy.

06:55Not if I keep her bruised up, which is where my mobile cocktail kit comes in.

06:59And don't worry, it's not comfortable.

07:00I do have my RSA.

07:01But the best part, the best part is going to be the games.

07:04I've organized a pair of underwear with your face on it as a prize.

07:06Oh.

07:07Are you serious?

07:08No.

07:08I'm just kidding.

07:11Kind of.

07:41I'm sorry.

07:59I don't believe in kipping.

08:02Hey.

08:03That was quick.

08:04You're done with your vows already?

08:05Yes.

08:06Something like that.

08:06Hey, listen.

08:07How much do you know about what Abigail's organized for your hands?

08:10Almost nothing.

08:11She won't tell me.

08:12Right.

08:12You okay?

08:13Yeah.

08:14Yeah, fine.

08:14Fine.

08:15How did you go with your chill vestments?

08:17Yeah, it's not quite as chill as I thought.

08:19He's actually organized this whole expensive, elaborate night.

08:21Sure of it.

08:22Sounds fun.

08:23Sounds fun.

08:25What?

08:25I gotta go.

08:26It's just wedding vows stuff.

08:28It's private.

08:29Yeah.

08:29Okay.

08:29Yeah.

08:30I'll see you at home.

08:30Yeah.

08:31Yeah.

08:31Hey, John.

08:38We need to talk.

08:41I read Casher's vows.

08:42No, no, no.

08:43You need to listen.

08:43Okay?

08:44They are bad.

08:45They are really, really bad.

08:49Mmm.

08:51Ah, it's Tarnay with plans for tonight.

08:54Usually I would jump at a whiskey bar.

08:56Okay.

08:56You just need to suck it up, Doc.

08:59Eh.

08:59Yeah.

08:59You're both here.

09:02Yeah, you know what's so weird?

09:03We actually live here.

09:05I just thought that maybe Levi might have been called into the hospital.

09:08Not if I'm about to head to a whiskey bar.

09:11Right.

09:12Sure.

09:14I think he wants you to leave.

09:16Yeah, sorry.

09:17Yeah.

09:18Okay.

09:19Okay.

09:29Look.

09:30Hi.

09:30I hate to do this and I really don't want to put you in a weird position.

09:34What is it?

09:35I found something when I was taking out the rubbish.

09:38Okay.

09:38I really hope I'm about to congratulate you.

09:41Because if what I found belongs to Abigail, then she and I are going to have a serious, life-changing conversation.

09:48Okay, well, you can calm down.

09:50Pregnancy test is mine.

09:55Congratulations.

09:57That's awesome.

09:58Yeah, why?

09:59Because you're off the hook?

10:00No.

10:00Because you are going to be the best mum ever.

10:03Oh.

10:04Thanks, buddy.

10:07How do I tell my girls that just when it felt like we were making progress, I've hit a brick

10:12wall?

10:13They'll understand.

10:15They deserve to know what happened to their mother.

10:18And I don't want them at each other's throws again just because I can't give them answers.

10:23I don't think you've got a choice, mate.

10:28I've always followed the rules.

10:30I like them.

10:31They're there to protect us and the public.

10:35I tell my junior officers that all the time.

10:38But right now, the only person those rules are protecting is the one that killed my wife.

10:45Right, so you follow the rules and maybe you never get this guy.

10:48But if you break them, you get justice for your wife.

10:54I get it.

10:56That's a huge risk.

11:01Well, he's your groom.

11:02I don't know what you expect me to do about it.

11:04You're our celebrant.

11:05You could encourage him to do better.

11:07I tried to warn you about snooping and this is why.

11:12Oh.

11:13Read it.

11:16E is for eternity.

11:17Yeah.

11:18E is for eternity again.

11:24Yep.

11:25E and this for never will we part.

11:27F is forever.

11:28Please stop.

11:29It's even worse when I hear it out loud.

11:31Well, at least they're interesting.

11:32This, this is the kind of poem you write for your teacher in primary school.

11:36Yeah, but who's to say they're not good enough?

11:38His future bride.

11:39Or you, our celebrant, who may get fired if you let the groom say this.

11:42But what are we comparing this to?

11:44Has he ever written you a love letter?

11:46No.

11:47Um, postcard?

11:48No, John.

11:49He hasn't.

11:50Okay?

11:51Well, obviously this is not his skill set.

11:53But the good news is your vows won't have much to live up to.

11:56He cannot get up in front of all of our friends and family and say these words.

11:59You need to talk him out a bit.

12:01I could never tell a groom what to say to his bride.

12:03Who am I to judge?

12:04When has that ever stopped you in the past?

12:07Okay, these words are coming from Cassius' heart.

12:09That's what your wedding day is supposed to be about.

12:11Okay, so great.

12:11You're just not going to help me whatsoever.

12:13Well, you're marrying him.

12:14Be honest.

12:14How?

12:16John, for starters, I'm going to have to admit that I broke his trust and found the vows.

12:20True that.

12:20Second, he's so proud of them.

12:24If I tell him that they are awful, it would crush him.

12:27I'd say you've got two options.

12:29Either you're honest with him, or you stand up there on your wedding day and he's going

12:33to say that he's going to say to you, E is for eternity, B is for diamond, E is for eternity, twice.

12:41Yeah, just confirming the private room for tonight.

12:49Beautiful.

12:50All right, thanks so much.

12:50See you then.

12:52You sure about all this?

12:53It sounds expensive.

12:54Mate, it's once in a lifetime.

12:56Let's make it count.

12:57I still remember the bus night Nico threw to me.

12:59Yeah, I don't remember any $300 shots though.

13:01Yeah, but you do remember Felicity trying to set you up with Edom.

13:04You see?

13:05You see?

13:05It stays with you.

13:06Yeah, all right.

13:06Let's make it a good one.

13:07Just don't put too much pressure on yourself.

13:09Not at all, mate.

13:10Not at all.

13:11Hey.

13:12How'd you go with John?

13:14Uh, yeah.

13:15He made a few interesting points about the vows.

13:18Oh, what'd he say?

13:20He believes it doesn't matter what you say as long as it comes from the heart.

13:23Completely agree with that.

13:25Oh, look, I'm just glad that you said yes to marrying me.

13:27If you got up there and you read a passage from the Coastal News, I wouldn't care.

13:30Yeah, I mean, you care a little bit, wouldn't you?

13:33I just, I don't want either of us getting up there in front of everyone we know and embarrassing ourselves, you know?

13:39You know what I reckon?

13:40I reckon we've spent way too much time worrying about what other people are expecting of us.

13:45This is our wedding.

13:46We should be able to say and do whatever we want.

13:48Let's take back control.

13:50Where is this coming from?

13:52Look, you don't want Abigail's crazy night out and I don't want Tarnak's biggest bender ever, okay?

13:57Tarnak, what do you do?

13:58Like I said to you before, I don't want any of it.

14:01The thing is, it's not easy to ask people to stand down.

14:05You're in danger of hurting their feelings.

14:06Well, it's our wedding.

14:07It's our rules.

14:08I just don't get why you felt the need to boot me out of the house while you asked the question.

14:22Because he thought it was Abigail's test, babe.

14:25Can you imagine?

14:27No, honestly, I never want to.

14:30Okay, for what it's worth, congratulations, mate.

14:35Also, um, can you not tell anybody?

14:38We're just going to keep it a secret for now.

14:39Shh, it's okay.

14:40No problem.

14:41Abigail's so caught up with the whole wedding stuff, she probably wouldn't even realise anything

14:43else that's going on.

14:44Well, we really appreciate you.

14:46Whatever.

14:48That was kind of nice, wasn't it?

14:53Yeah.

14:54Yeah, now that we've told someone, it feels real.

14:57I know.

14:59Really real.

15:01Oof.

15:02Alright.

15:05What's going on?

15:06Look, mate, we just want to have a conversation with you and we don't want you to take it the

15:10wrong way.

15:11I'm here.

15:12I'm here.

15:12What is a big emergency?

15:14We are having a bridal party meeting.

15:16But we're supposed to be getting ready for the most epic hands night ever.

15:19Sit.

15:21We, uh, we need to talk about tonight.

15:24Oh, was it a problem?

15:27The problem is, I don't want my friends spending a fortune on whiskey at a bar that's hours

15:31away.

15:32Yeah, and I don't want a party bus with an endless list of boozy activities.

15:36You told her?

15:38No.

15:38Point is, we don't want a farce.

15:41I'm sorry, mate.

15:42Honestly, I just want something low-key.

15:44Yeah, so can you cancel everything, please?

15:46I made a mobile cocktail kit.

15:47Look, you both know us well enough to know that hanging with our friends is all we really

15:53want.

15:54Can you get a full refund?

15:55If that's what you want.

15:58Yeah, look, please.

16:00I guess I can make some calls.

16:03Me too.

16:06Now, if you don't mind, I'd like to take my bride-to-be out for a glass of champagne.

16:10Oh, that sounds perfect.

16:11That will go freshen up.

16:12I think they took it pretty well.

16:27Mm-hmm.

16:27It's one less thing for us to worry about.

16:29Yeah.

16:29Are you the kind of person to take no for an answer?

16:35Not usually.

16:36You?

16:37Never.

16:39We need a plan B.

16:40And fast.

16:47No rest for the wicked, Sarge.

16:49Something like that.

16:49No rest for the wicked.

17:16No rest for the wicked, sir.

17:18Now that we have the afternoon free,

17:47we should go through all the wedding ceremony stuff.

17:49John's sorting all that stuff.

17:50Yeah, but it'd be good to go over it, you know,

17:51make sure we're happy with everything.

17:53I am happy with everything.

17:54Why are you so stressed about the vows?

17:56Well, I mean, you know,

17:57when was the last time you looked over yours?

17:59You were quite busy when you wrote them.

18:00Plenty of time.

18:01Yeah, but you were looking after Gary, so...

18:03You know, for somebody who hasn't written their own vows,

18:05you're getting awfully concerned about mine.

18:06Yeah, well, I just want you to be happy, you know?

18:09Yeah, you don't trust me, do you?

18:11Look, I love you.

18:13I'm not gonna let you down, okay?

18:17Hey!

18:19All right, you two.

18:21Get in the car.

18:22Oh, okay.

18:23We sort of discussed this, didn't we?

18:24We said no parties.

18:25Trust me, you don't want to miss this, okay?

18:28Come on, don't make me stay out again.

18:30In the car.

18:31Where are we going?

18:32Let's go.

18:33You'll see, you'll see.

18:34Let's go, let's go.

18:35Get in there.

18:36In there.

18:38All right, all right.

18:39Here we go.

18:54Okay, I think I've pretty much got everything covered here.

18:57Do you reckon we have enough non-alcoholic drinks?

18:59Pretty sure.

19:00What is it?

19:03Oh, it's hard to explain.

19:04Try me.

19:05Well, pretty much everyone we know is going to this party, right?

19:09Hey, if this is gonna be too much, I can just tell Abigail we don't have to go.

19:13No, no, no, no, it's not that.

19:14It's just that your sisters are gonna be there, and we have to pretend like we don't know that I'm a prick.

19:18Yeah, right, well, why would they ask?

19:21I did tell them about the implantation the other day.

19:25Okay, see, yeah, there you go.

19:26That's gonna make it harder.

19:28Like, I feel bad about not telling them, but it's still super early stages.

19:33And we've kept a secret.

19:34Oh, no, but I still feel weird that Abigail doesn't know, but her boyfriend does know.

19:38Well, if Abigail knows, then it's only fair to tell Eaton.

19:40No!

19:41No, we cannot make today about us.

19:43This is Cash and Eaton's day.

19:44Yeah, true.

19:45True.

19:46So back to the original plan, we just don't tell anyone.

19:48For now.

19:49Have I told you how lucky I am to admit you?

19:53Yes.

19:54I never get tired of hearing it.

19:59Right.

20:01Here we go.

20:02Oh.

20:03What is going on?

20:04We said we didn't want a party.

20:05Yeah.

20:06No, you said you didn't want an extravagant party.

20:08Okay, so what exactly did we dance?

20:10You got plan B.

20:11Well, this is impressive.

20:12How did you manage all of this?

20:14We pivoted.

20:15We pivoted.

20:16Good.

20:17Ooh.

20:18What do you feel like first?

20:19Your scotch whisky?

20:20Ooh.

20:21Or trust the Irish drop?

20:23Ooh, ooh.

20:24Or my personal favourite.

20:25Japanese whisky.

20:27This is very impressive, Tyler.

20:28I'm going to have a Japanese whisky.

20:30Yeah, yeah, yeah.

20:31Okay, let's go over to the better bar.

20:33Yeah, you do that.

20:34Margarita?

20:35Ooh, yes, please.

20:36You stuck my fiancé's face to a straw.

20:39Yes, yes, I did.

20:40Welcome to the best hand-flash box party of your dreams.

20:43Hey, guys, promise me one thing.

20:45Promise me that I don't have to make a speech.

20:47No speeches, no expectations.

20:48Ah, good, because writing my vows took enough brain power for a lifetime.

20:51Lifetime I want to spend with you.

20:56Aww.

20:57Hey.

20:58Hey, you didn't cheat.

20:59Ah.

21:00All right, I know you.

21:01What's going on?

21:02The vows.

21:03What, his or yours?

21:04I haven't done mine yet, but I mean his.

21:05I mean, seriously, the bar is so low.

21:06I can't go wrong.

21:07They really are bad.

21:08Maybe it'd help if I put them to some music.

21:09Can you please take this seriously?

21:10My vows are beautiful.

21:11Beautiful, babe.

21:12They suck.

21:13Okay, all right.

21:14Well, I've thought of a brand new vows.

21:15W for why'd you go through my things?

21:16I don't know.

21:17I don't know.

21:18I don't know.

21:19I don't know.

21:20I don't know.

21:21I don't know.

21:22I don't know.

21:23I don't know.

21:24I don't know.

21:25I don't know.

21:26I don't know.

21:27I don't know.

21:28I don't know.

21:32You set me up.

21:33A pint of fake vows after a tip off from John.

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