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00:00Closer each day, home in no way.
00:08You're gonna be a dad.
00:14Cash! Ding!
00:17What are you up to?
00:18I was just looking for my lingerie.
00:20You sure you weren't just looking for his wedding bath?
00:22How do I include every reason I love him into a few sentences?
00:25You are seriously making this maid of honour thing a real labour of love.
00:29Councillor Craig Wendell, you must be Sergeant David Langley.
00:32Where were you on the day of the accident?
00:34I don't know.
00:35Being an elected official, you'd have calendars and schedules from around that time, right?
00:40I don't have that information on hand, but I can get my team to look into it.
00:45Superintendent.
00:46With respect, sir, I can explain.
00:48Wendell has serious questions he needs to answer.
00:51Your lawyer complained to my boss, and I've been ordered to cease all enquiries.
00:55Are you gonna follow it up there, right?
00:56It won't be a priority.
00:58Especially since I currently have no evidence.
01:01Sorry mate.
01:02Yeah, so am I.
01:05Let go life, I'll get lost.
01:08Be found, fly.
01:09Look down, it feels so good.
01:12Good vibes, good times.
01:14Good morning, good night, good friends.
01:17What happened to the simple bonjour?
01:18I moved up a level in the language app.
01:19Nothing to brag about.
01:20Today is the day, I am so excited.
01:21Like what?
01:22She's talking about the hands party, not the wedding.
01:23Oh, Eden's hands is gonna be epic.
01:24Cash's box is pretty solid too.
01:25Oh yeah?
01:26Keep telling yourself that, chump.
01:27Nothing will beat what I have planned.
01:28Anyway, gotta get to work.
01:30I'll see you later.
01:31Hey, I hope you're ready for a late night.
01:32Yeah, don't worry.
01:33Happy to give your fellas a lift back from the city, no matter what time it ends.
01:38Good man.
01:39Yeah, sounds interesting.
01:41Don't worry, I'm not angling for an invite.
01:43As a celebrant, I've got to maintain a professional distance.
01:46Just reminds me of my Navy days when once we kidnapped the groom Tugger and took him and tied him to a telephone bowl miles out of town.
01:53That sounds rough.
01:54It was alright.
01:55Problem was none of us could remember where we tied him up.
01:56I don't think Cash would ever forgive me if that happened.
01:57Neither would I, son.
01:58Neither would I.
01:59So, you had a big one planned, eh?
02:00Really?
02:01when once we kidnapped the groom, Tugger,
02:04and took him and tied him to a telephone pole miles out of town.
02:08That sounds rough.
02:10It was all right.
02:12Problem was none of us could remember where we tied him up.
02:15I don't think Cash would ever forgive me if that happened.
02:17Neither would I, son.
02:19Neither would I.
02:23Say, you had a big one planned, eh?
02:31Oh, I am glad you ordered the big breakfast,
02:33always sensible to line your stomach before a big night out.
02:35Please tell me I'm going to like what you've got planned.
02:37Trust me, I tailored it to suit your personality.
02:39What does that even mean?
02:41Don't worry. I got the memo.
02:43You're a rock chick.
02:45What?
02:47I'm so glad that I've got a super chilled best man.
02:50We're probably just going to end up watching the footy with a couple of beers,
02:53maybe taking it easy, probably end up babysitting, something like that.
02:56Yeah, do me a favour. I had two vows that once we're married,
02:58you're never going to have the smug look again, yeah?
03:00My vows are going to be much deeper than that, aren't they?
03:02How are yours going, by the way?
03:03Um, they're a work in progress.
03:05You know, it would be good if maybe you changed your mind and showed me yours
03:07and we can make sure we're on the same page.
03:08We're definitely on the same page.
03:10Okay, good. Well, I'm going to go finish my vows.
03:12Okay, love you.
03:13Love you too.
03:15Hey, the groom.
03:16Hey, best man.
03:17How you going?
03:18Yeah, good. We need to talk about tonight.
03:20There's going to be a night you'll remember for the rest of your life,
03:23or forget.
03:30Oh, I was going to make your breakfast in bed.
03:35Oh wait, thank you.
03:36I just got up and I was so excited.
03:39This feels so right, doesn't it?
03:41It does. It does. I'm with you.
03:43See? Manifesting.
03:44I just think it and then it happened.
03:47Or it's science.
03:49Oh yeah, yeah, sure. Science, luck, manifesting.
03:51Either way, we're very blessed.
03:53We are. We are.
03:54We are blessed.
03:55Hmm.
03:56I really, really should.
03:57I didn't have to go to this tonne of bucks party.
03:59Oh, I know.
04:00I've got Abigail's invitation.
04:01There's like four different locations.
04:02That's true. I may never come home.
04:04Should we just tell them what's happened and then not go?
04:06Mm-mm. Mm-mm.
04:08We have to wait until at least after the wedding.
04:10No, you're right.
04:11You're right.
04:12Yeah.
04:13It'll be our little secret.
04:14Oh, Molly. Hey.
04:15Don't mind me.
04:17Hmm.
04:20You all good?
04:21Mm-hmm. Good. You good?
04:22Yeah, you're just talking about the parties.
04:23Well, you better buckle up because Tarnia's got a big one planned.
04:26Oh, okay. Here we go.
04:28Yeah.
04:29Party time.
04:30Yeah.
04:33No.
04:34Wow.
04:35Don't do that.
04:52Mm-hmm.
04:53Mm-hmm.
04:54No.
04:55Woo!
04:58No.
04:59No.
05:01Thanks for covering for Leah today.
05:22I know she appreciates it.
05:23Isn't it lovely that Theo wanted her advice on his suit for the wedding?
05:27Well, advice and no doubt her credit card.
05:29Apparently, they're stopping by the travel agent because he is booking a surprise holiday
05:34for Lacey.
05:35Oh, that sounds romantic.
05:36I know.
05:37I've taught him everything I know.
05:38Oh, including what is Theo?
05:39Morning.
05:40Morning.
05:41Hey.
05:42As usual.
05:43Thanks, mate.
05:44How you holding up?
05:45Fine.
05:46Thanks.
05:47Sure.
05:50What's this?
05:51It's where we're going for your bucks.
05:53What's a whisky bar?
05:55Well, it's not just any whisky bar.
05:57It's a gentleman's club.
05:59Oh.
06:00Well, you know, we can just drink whisky here.
06:02This place has a huge range.
06:03Did you know they spell whisky differently depending on the region it's from?
06:06Are you getting enough oxygen to your brain right now?
06:08Brother, I've been researching.
06:09I've been planning this whole thing out.
06:11It's going to be amazing.
06:13Righto.
06:14Okay.
06:15And I booked out one of their private rooms for us.
06:16Okay.
06:17And when you say it's a gentleman's club?
06:18Hey, don't worry.
06:19It's a classy place.
06:20You know, some of these shots can cost about 300 bucks if you order the wrong thing.
06:22Or the right thing.
06:23Sorry.
06:24Depending how you're looking at it.
06:25Sorry.
06:26Sorry.
06:27Did you say $300?
06:28Don't worry.
06:29Everyone's shipped in.
06:30It's all covered.
06:31Our show.
06:32I'm impressed.
06:33From you?
06:34Hmm.
06:35Well, honestly, I thought you were going to take him bowling in Yabby Creek and then have
06:37him home in time to put Archie to bed.
06:39Still, doesn't beat what I have planned.
06:41All right.
06:42Well, since you asked, you can't tell.
06:44First, I hired a karaoke bus to drive us into the city.
06:46And then we're going to do a paint-n-sip.
06:47And then we're going to do a burlesque class.
06:49And then we're going to do dinner.
06:50And then we're going to do dancing at a drag club.
06:52Ha!
06:53Wait, you're going to do all those things.
06:54You're going to kill either.
06:55Not if I keep her boozed up, which is where my mobile cocktail kit comes in.
06:59And don't worry, Senior Constable, I do have my RSA.
07:01But the best part, the best part is going to be the games.
07:04I've organized a pair of underwear with your face on it as the prize.
07:06Oh, are you serious?
07:08No.
07:09Just kidding.
07:11Kind of.
07:31I'm sorry, I don't believe in kipping.
07:49I'm sorry, I don't believe in kipping.
08:01Hey!
08:02That was quick.
08:03You done with your bowels already?
08:04Yes!
08:05Something like that.
08:06Hey, listen.
08:07How much do you know about what Abigail's organized for your hands?
08:09Almost nothing.
08:10She won't tell me.
08:11Right.
08:12You okay?
08:13Yeah.
08:14Yeah, fine.
08:15Fine.
08:16It turns out he's not quite as chill as I thought.
08:19He's actually organized this whole expensive elaborate night.
08:22It sounds fun.
08:23It sounds fun.
08:24What?
08:25I gotta go.
08:26It's just wedding vows stuff.
08:28It's private.
08:29Yeah, okay.
08:30I'll see you at home.
08:31Yeah.
08:32Je ne crois pas Ć pouvoir.
08:34Je suis dƩsolƩ, je ne crois pas.
08:38Hey John, we need to talk.
08:40I read Casher's vows.
08:41You don't.
08:42No, no, no, you need to listen.
08:43Okay?
08:44They are bad.
08:45They are really, really bad.
08:47Mmm.
08:48Ah, it's Tarnay with plans for tonight.
08:53Usually I would jump at a whiskey bar.
08:55Okay, you just need to suck it up, Doc.
08:57Eh.
08:58Jan.
08:59Jan.
09:00I didn't.
09:01You're both here.
09:02Yeah, you know what's so weird?
09:03We actually live here.
09:04I just thought that maybe Levi might have been called into the hospital.
09:07Not if I'm about to head to a whiskey bar.
09:10Right.
09:11Sure.
09:12I think he wants you to leave.
09:15Yeah, sorry.
09:16Yeah.
09:17Okay.
09:18Look.
09:19Hi.
09:20I hate to do this and I really don't want to put you in a weird position.
09:34What is it?
09:35I found something when I was taking out the rubbish.
09:37Okay.
09:38I really hope I'm about to congratulate you because if what I found belongs to Abigail,
09:43she and I are going to have a serious, life-changing conversation.
09:48Okay, we can calm down.
09:50Pregnancy test is mine.
09:55Congratulations.
09:56That's awesome.
09:58Yeah, why?
09:59Because you're off the hook?
10:00No, because you are going to be the best mum ever.
10:03Oh.
10:04Thanks, buddy.
10:06How do I tell my girls that just when it felt like we were making progress, I've hit a brick
10:11wall?
10:12They'll understand.
10:14They deserve to know what happened to their mother.
10:17And I don't want them at each other's throws again just because I can't give them answers.
10:23I don't think you've got a choice, mate.
10:27I've always followed the rules.
10:30I like them.
10:31They're there to protect us and the public.
10:34I tell my junior officers that all the time.
10:37But right now the only person those rules are protecting is the one that killed my wife.
10:45Right, so you follow the rules and maybe you never get this guy.
10:48But if you break them, you get justice for your wife.
10:53I get it.
10:56That's a huge risk.
10:58Well, he's your groom.
11:02I don't know what you expect me to do about it.
11:04You're our celebrant.
11:05You could encourage him to do better.
11:07I tried to warn you about snooping and this is why.
11:11Oh, adorable.
11:14Read it.
11:15E is for eternity.
11:17Yeah.
11:18E is for diamond.
11:20E is for eternity again.
11:23Yep.
11:24E is for never will we part.
11:27F is forever.
11:28Please stop.
11:29It's even worse when I hear it out loud.
11:30Well, at least they're interesting.
11:31This.
11:32This is the kind of poem you write for your teacher in primary school.
11:35Yeah, but who's to say they're not good enough?
11:37His future bride.
11:38Or you, our celebrant, who may get fired if you let the groom say this.
11:41But what are we comparing this to?
11:43Has he ever written your love letter?
11:45No.
11:46No.
11:47Um, postcard?
11:48No, John.
11:49He hasn't, okay?
11:50Well, obviously this is not his skill set.
11:52But the good news is your vows won't have much to live up to.
11:55He cannot get up in front of all of our friends and family and say these words.
11:59You need to talk him out of it.
12:00I could never tell a groom what to say to his bride.
12:03Who am I in charge?
12:04When has that ever stopped you in the past?
12:07Okay, these words are coming from Cassius' heart.
12:09That's what your wedding day is supposed to be about.
12:11Okay, so great.
12:12You're just not going to help me whatsoever.
12:13Well, you're marrying him.
12:14Be honest.
12:15How?
12:16John, for starters, I'm going to have to admit that I broke his trust and found the vows.
12:20True that.
12:21Second, he's so proud of them.
12:24If I tell him that they are awful, it would crush him.
12:27I'd say you've got two options.
12:29Either you're honest with him or you stand up there on your wedding day and he's going
12:33to say to you, E is for eternity.
12:36B is for diamond.
12:38E is for eternity.
12:40Twice.
12:41Yeah, just confirming the private room for tonight.
12:48Beautiful.
12:49Alright, thanks so much.
12:50See you then.
12:51You sure about all this?
12:52It sounds expensive.
12:53Mate, it's once in a lifetime.
12:55Let's make it count.
12:56I still remember the bucks night Nico threw to me.
12:58Yeah, I don't remember any $300 shots though.
13:00Yeah, but you do remember Felicity trying to sit you up with Eden.
13:03You see?
13:04Yeah, yeah.
13:05It stays with you.
13:06Yeah, alright.
13:07Let's make it a good one.
13:08Just don't put too much pressure on yourself.
13:09Not at all mate.
13:10Come on.
13:11Hey.
13:12How'd you go with John?
13:13Uh, yeah, he made a few interesting points about the vows.
13:18Oh, what'd he say?
13:19He believes it doesn't matter what you say as long as it comes from the heart.
13:22I completely agree with that.
13:24Oh look, I'm just glad that you said yes to marrying me.
13:26If you got up there and you read a passage from the Coastal News, I wouldn't care.
13:29Yeah, I mean you'd care a little bit, wouldn't you?
13:32I just, I don't want either of us getting up there in front of everyone we know and embarrassing ourselves, you know?
13:38You know what I reckon?
13:39I reckon we've spent way too much time worrying about what other people are expecting of us.
13:43This is our wedding.
13:45We should be able to say and do whatever we want.
13:48Let's take back control.
13:50Where is this coming from?
13:51Look, you don't want Abigail's crazy night out and I don't want Darnay's biggest bender ever, okay?
13:57Darnay, I got to you too.
13:58Like I said to you before, I don't want any of it.
14:01The thing is, it's not easy to ask people to stand down.
14:04You're in danger of hurting their feelings.
14:06Well, it's our wedding.
14:07It's our rules.
14:08I just don't get why you felt the need to boot me out of the house while you asked the question.
14:21Because he thought it was Abigail's test, babe.
14:24Can you imagine?
14:26No, honestly, I never want to.
14:29Okay, for what it's worth, congratulations, mate.
14:34Oh, also, um, can you not tell anybody?
14:37We're just going to keep it a secret for now.
14:39Shh, it's okay.
14:40No problem. Abigail's so caught up with the whole wedding stuff, she probably wouldn't even realise anything else is going on.
14:44Well, we really appreciate you.
14:46Whatever.
14:51That was kind of nice, wasn't it?
14:53Yeah.
14:54Now that we've told someone, it feels... real.
14:57I know.
14:58Really real.
15:01All right.
15:05What's going on?
15:06Look, mate, we just want to have a conversation with you and we don't want you to take it the wrong way.
15:10I'm here. I'm here.
15:12What is the big emergency?
15:14We are having a bridal party meeting.
15:16But we're supposed to be getting ready for the most epic hands night ever.
15:19Sit.
15:21We, uh, we need to talk about tonight.
15:24Oh, was...
15:25Was there a problem?
15:27The problem is, I don't want my friends spending a fortune on whiskey at a bar that's hours away.
15:32Yeah, and I don't want a party bus with an endless list of boozy activities.
15:36You told her?
15:37No.
15:38Point is, we don't want a farce.
15:41I'm sorry, mate. Honestly, I just want something low key.
15:44Yeah, so can you cancel everything, please?
15:46I made a mobile cocktail kit.
15:47Look, you both know us well enough to know that hanging with our friends is all we really want.
15:54Can you get a full refund?
15:56If that's what you want.
15:57Yeah, look, please.
16:00I guess I can make some calls.
16:03Me too.
16:05Now, if you don't mind, I'd like to take my bride-to-be out for a glass of champagne.
16:10Oh, that sounds perfect. I will go for a Chanel.
16:13I think they took it pretty well.
16:26Mm-hmm.
16:27It's one less thing for us to worry about.
16:28Yeah.
16:32Are you the kind of person to take no for an answer?
16:34Not usually.
16:35You?
16:36Never.
16:38We need a plan B.
16:39And fast.
16:47No rest for the wickets, Sarge.
16:48Something like that.
16:49No rest for the wickets.
16:50Anything like that.
17:19Now that we have the afternoon free,
17:47we should go through all the wedding ceremony stuff.
17:49John's sorting all that stuff.
17:50Yeah, but it'd be good to go over it,
17:51you know, make sure we're happy with everything.
17:53I am happy with everything.
17:54Why are you so stressed about the vows?
17:56Well, I mean, you know,
17:57when was the last time you looked over yours?
17:59You were quite busy when you wrote them.
18:00Plenty of time.
18:01Yeah, but you were looking after Gary, so...
18:03You know, for somebody who hasn't written their own vows,
18:05you're getting awfully concerned about mine.
18:06Yeah, well, I just want you to be happy, you know?
18:09Yeah, you don't trust me, do you?
18:11Okay?
18:12Look, I love you.
18:13I'm not going to let you down, okay?
18:17Hey!
18:19All right, you two.
18:21Get in the car.
18:22Oh, okay.
18:23We sort of discussed this, didn't we?
18:24We said no parties.
18:25Trust me, you don't want to miss this, okay?
18:28Come on, don't make me stand again.
18:30In the car.
18:31Where are we going?
18:32Let's go.
18:33You'll see, you'll see.
18:34Let's go, let's go.
18:35Get in there.
18:36In there.
18:38All right, all right.
18:39Here we go.
18:47Okay, I think I've pretty much got everything covered here.
18:57Do you reckon we have enough non-alcoholic drinks?
19:00Pretty sure.
19:02What is it?
19:03Well, it's hard to explain.
19:05Try me.
19:06Well, pretty much everyone we know is going to this party, right?
19:09Hey, if this is going to be too much, I can just tell Abigail we don't have to go.
19:13No, no, no, no, it's not that.
19:14It's just that your sisters are going to be there and we have to pretend like we don't
19:17know that I'm...
19:18Yeah, right.
19:19Well, why would they ask?
19:22I did tell them about the implantation, but...
19:25Okay, so yeah, there you go.
19:26That's going to make it harder.
19:28Mac, I feel bad about not telling them, but it's still super early stages.
19:33And we've kept a secret.
19:34No, no, but I still feel weird that Abigail doesn't know, but her boyfriend does know.
19:38Well, if Abigail knows, then it's only fair to tell Eaton.
19:40No.
19:41No.
19:42No.
19:43We cannot make today about us.
19:44This is Cash Eaton's day.
19:45Now, true.
19:46True.
19:47It's like the original plan.
19:48We just don't tell anyone.
19:49Now.
19:50Now.
19:51Have I told you how lucky I am to have met you?
19:53Yes.
19:54I don't ever get tired of hearing it.
19:59Right.
20:01Here we go.
20:02Oh.
20:03What is going on?
20:04We said we didn't want a party.
20:05Yeah.
20:06No, you said you didn't want an extravagant party.
20:08Okay, so what exactly did we dance?
20:10Plan B.
20:11Well, this is impressive.
20:12Yeah.
20:13How did you manage all of this?
20:14We pivoted.
20:15We pivoted.
20:16Good.
20:17Ooh.
20:18So Cash, what do you feel like first?
20:19Your scotch whiskey?
20:20Ooh.
20:21Or trust the Irish drop?
20:23Ooh, ooh.
20:24Or my personal favorite.
20:26Japanese whiskey.
20:27This is very impressive.
20:28Tyler, I'm going to have a Japanese whiskey.
20:30Yeah, yeah, yeah.
20:31Okay, let's go over to the better bar.
20:33Can you do that?
20:34Margarita?
20:35Ooh, yes please.
20:36You stuck my fiance's face to a straw.
20:40Yes, yes I did.
20:41Welcome to the best hand-flash box party of your dreams.
20:43Hey guys, promise me one thing.
20:45Promise me that I don't have to make a speech.
20:47No speeches, no expectations.
20:48Ah, good, because writing my vows took enough brain power for a lifetime.
20:55Lifetime I want to spend with you.
20:56Aw.
20:57Hey, how you doing shit?
20:58Ah.
20:59All right, I know you.
21:00What's going on?
21:01The vows.
21:02What, his or yours?
21:03I haven't done mine yet.
21:04But for me his, I mean seriously, the bar is so low.
21:05I can't go wrong.
21:06They really are bad.
21:07Maybe it'd help if I put them into some music.
21:08Can you please take them seriously?
21:09My vows are beautiful.
21:10Beautiful, babe.
21:11They suck.
21:12Okay, all right.
21:13Well, I've thought of a brand new vow.
21:14W for why'd you go through my things?
21:15You set me up.
21:16I plan to fake vows after a tip off from John.
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