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00:00:01Okay, well all this noise is giving me a headache, so I'm gonna go back upstairs.
00:00:08Oh, there's Tristan.
00:00:11I lost my virginity to him and now he's cozying up to her.
00:00:15It's all so killing me is that he's my best friend.
00:00:20She'll be pissed if she finds out I slept with her brother.
00:00:23Yeah, I'll be up in a sec.
00:00:26Okay.
00:00:30Why is he acting like nothing happened between us?
00:00:36All those feelings last night, are they just gone?
00:00:48I'm stupid to have thought he'd feel the same way.
00:00:55I cannot be dreaming about that asshole right now.
00:00:58Look, either way, I'm not letting you drive across the country, alone, trying to figure out your life.
00:01:04Oh my god, wait!
00:01:06Doug, why don't you drive with my brother?
00:01:08No.
00:01:09I'm gonna text him to pick you up tomorrow at 10, okay?
00:01:11I love you. Bye.
00:01:13No, no, no, no!
00:01:16You're supposed to knock, not break down my door, you stupid.
00:01:19Giant.
00:01:20Never mind, Wren. She's up now.
00:01:38Tristan, long time no see.
00:01:39Mind if we'd skip the small talk?
00:01:41I wasn't planning on coming to Sherman Oaks on my way to New York.
00:01:46So, is this your outfit or...?
00:01:50Just... hold on.
00:01:57I think that was the last time we saw each other.
00:01:59We took a red-eye from Austin to surprise Wren for a grad party.
00:02:09I don't remember you at that party.
00:02:11I, uh...
00:02:13Left early to go out with my family and boyfriend.
00:02:17Steven.
00:02:18Boyfriend.
00:02:20Is that all your luggage?
00:02:22Yeah, but I gotta take the sculpture down first.
00:02:25So...
00:02:28Mind giving me a hand?
00:02:43I got it.
00:02:50We're going all the way to New York in... that?
00:02:53That's the plan, sweetheart.
00:02:55Wow, Tristan.
00:02:56You're just as sweet and considerate as I remember.
00:02:59Tell me, Smiles.
00:03:01What exactly do you remember?
00:03:07Tell me, Smiles.
00:03:09What exactly do you remember?
00:03:20Not much.
00:03:22Perfect.
00:03:23Makes two of us.
00:03:25You're saying you don't remember me.
00:03:27Who remembers shit we did as dumb teens anyways?
00:03:29Yeah.
00:03:31Totally.
00:03:33But like you said, we got 3,000 miles of road to change all that.
00:03:36We don't have anything to do with each other and I think it's best we keep it that way.
00:03:39Agreed?
00:03:41Suit yourself.
00:03:42I'm sure your boyfriend, Stefan...
00:03:44Steven.
00:03:45Would appreciate that.
00:03:49Just in the comments.
00:04:15Everything alright?
00:04:16Yeah, uh, I'm just... I'm just worried about Renee.
00:04:21Tell me about it.
00:04:23She just barely moved six months ago, and now she's getting married?
00:04:26Does she even know the guy?
00:04:27Uh, he and Ren seem happy. I guess they're in love.
00:04:32What about you?
00:04:34Me?
00:04:35Yeah, are you in love or what?
00:04:37Yeah, yeah, actually I am.
00:04:40Yeah.
00:04:43Wasn't telling a joke, but okay.
00:04:44I just think it's funny how you say you're in love, but your little knight in shining armor is the one escorting you to New York.
00:04:51Yeah, he has work. It's very important.
00:04:53Yeah, more important than you.
00:04:57Yeah, you've been biting your lip and bouncing your legs for the last ten minutes because your boyfriend hasn't been picking up your calls, so...
00:05:04You look like, uh, nothing. Forget it.
00:05:09No, you can't do that. Come on, finish your sentence, Tristan. I'm a big girl.
00:05:13I was gonna say...
00:05:16You look like you haven't been properly fucked in forever.
00:05:22Uh, my sex life is none of your business.
00:05:27You're right. Absolutely.
00:05:29I can't believe you just said that.
00:05:31Well, you know, if you're so concerned about my relationship, could you just stop at Stephen's office up here so I can say goodbye?
00:05:36All right? Please?
00:05:37All right, whatever you say, honey.
00:05:44You got ten minutes max. No last-minute quickies, got it?
00:05:46Last-minute quickies, got it?
00:05:58Stephen, turn the fucking phone off. You're killing the mood.
00:06:01Hey, baby, I gotta let it go to a voicemail so she thinks I'm in a meeting.
00:06:04What are you gonna dump her ass? You said you were gonna take me to Hillary.
00:06:12Hey, after the wedding, kitten.
00:06:14Hey, and if I'd have known she was gonna go to art school, I would have never wasted my time.
00:06:22Tristan! What are you doing here?
00:06:25I've been gone for over a half hour.
00:06:27What happened?
00:06:28Nothing. Let's go.
00:06:30You're crying. Did that yuppie boyfriend do something to you?
00:06:33No, Tristan, let's just go, please, before he sees me.
00:06:36Sammy?
00:06:37She didn't catch us, right?
00:06:38Is it weird?
00:06:40Thought I heard her.
00:06:43Can I help you?
00:06:45You're the one who needs some help, you slimy piece of shit.
00:06:49You slimy piece of shit.
00:06:51Do I know you?
00:06:53Nah, but I know you.
00:06:54You're the guy stringing along something amazing because you're too much of a coward to let her go.
00:07:00Do you have any idea who you're talking to?
00:07:04How do you even know Sam?
00:07:05Better yet, why do you even care?
00:07:08Let's just say I'm a friend.
00:07:09Someone who doesn't appreciate ungrateful bastards like you taking advantage of her kindness.
00:07:14Kindness? It just doesn't really get my dick wet, you know?
00:07:19And also doesn't take away from the fact that she's kind of a failure.
00:07:23You don't deserve to say her name.
00:07:25All she ever does is care about you.
00:07:28And you're here talking shit.
00:07:29When you should be thankful she even gives you the time of fucking day.
00:07:33Who do you think you are coming in here and talking to me like that?
00:07:36I'm the guy about to teach you some respect.
00:07:39I'm gonna give you five seconds to get the hell out of my-
00:07:42Oh my god, Steven!
00:07:47The fuck is wrong with you?
00:07:48Security!
00:07:50Get the hell out of my-
00:07:55The fuck is wrong with you?
00:07:57Security!
00:07:58You're lucky that's all I need.
00:08:00Hey, if you ever badmouth Samantha smiles again, if you so much as look at her wrong, you won't just be losing a client or two.
00:08:08You'll be losing teeth.
00:08:10Got it?
00:08:11What the hell was that all about?
00:08:20Hey, I didn't ask you to go ape shit on my boyfriend!
00:08:22Oh, you mean your lying, cheating bitch of a boyfriend?
00:08:24God, are you insane?
00:08:25This has nothing to do with you!
00:08:27Why would you just-
00:08:28Cuz, I don't get how a girl like you ends up with a guy like him and it pisses me the fuck off.
00:08:32Why does it piss you off? Why do you even care?
00:08:35Because a guy like him doesn't know the real you.
00:08:38He doesn't even care that he hurts you every single day and-
00:08:42I would never do that to you, Sam, because I just-
00:08:47Because you what?
00:08:51Sorry, I-I just forget it.
00:08:59Because you what?
00:09:02Forget it.
00:09:03What I wanna know is why you don't go in there and just dump the guy already.
00:09:06I can't!
00:09:07Okay?
00:09:08You can't? So you're just gonna pretend this fucker isn't cheating on you.
00:09:10Tristan, it's okay.
00:09:11No, it's not okay. He's the fucking scum of the earth.
00:09:14Look, I'll deal with Steven later, alright?
00:09:17I don't wanna cause any drama to Renee's big day, so I'll just wait after the wedding, okay?
00:09:23Smiles, you know you deserve more than this, don't you?
00:09:27I just wanna get out of here, okay?
00:09:30Please?
00:09:32Fine. Just don't let me catch you crying again, or I don't know what I'll do.
00:09:42See?
00:09:43Better.
00:09:44Hey, Sammy. Sorry to pick up earlier, honey. Today was crazy.
00:09:45No, it's okay. I know you're busy.
00:09:46That, plus this random dude.
00:09:47I know you're busy.
00:09:48I know you're busy.
00:09:49That, plus this random dude came into the office and assaulted me.
00:09:50Oh no, are you alright?
00:09:51I know you're busy.
00:09:52I know you're busy.
00:09:53I know you're busy.
00:09:54I know you're busy.
00:09:55I know you're busy.
00:09:56I know you're busy.
00:09:57I know you're busy.
00:09:58I know you're busy.
00:09:59I know you're busy.
00:10:00I know you're busy.
00:10:01I know you're busy.
00:10:02I know you're busy.
00:10:03I know you're busy.
00:10:04I know you're busy.
00:10:05I know you're busy.
00:10:06I know you're busy.
00:10:07I know you're busy.
00:10:08That, buss this random dude came into the office and assaulted me.
00:10:09Oh no.
00:10:10Are you alright?
00:10:11Yeah, but it was just so weird.
00:10:14Seemed like he knew you.
00:10:15this random dude came into the office
00:10:17and assaulted me.
00:10:19Oh, no. Are you alright?
00:10:20Yeah, but it was just so weird.
00:10:23It seemed like he knew you.
00:10:24Big blonde guy, kind of looks like a surfer.
00:10:26No, doesn't sound familiar, but I'm glad you're
00:10:29okay. Yeah, I should be alright for the wedding.
00:10:31I gotta go. Have a safe drive, honey.
00:10:33Love you. Yeah, I love you too.
00:10:35See you soon.
00:10:37Don't look at me like that.
00:10:38Look, I'll figure it out after the wedding. This isn't forever.
00:10:41Yeah, I heard that one before.
00:10:45Good night, Tristan.
00:11:15Is this the book about the sexy elves and shit?
00:11:36You know what you need.
00:11:39A nice dip in the lake to wash off all our germs.
00:11:42I can't even swim.
00:11:43Then I can just teach you. Duh.
00:11:49I'll never understand how I feel about him.
00:11:52To him,
00:11:53I'll always just be his baby sister's
00:11:56best friend.
00:11:57Earth to Samantha.
00:11:58Myles,
00:12:07there's
00:12:10something I've been wanting to tell you.
00:12:15Yes?
00:12:18Hey.
00:12:19Do you guys mind if we share at the talk?
00:12:27Uh, sure.
00:12:44Hey, Savannah.
00:12:45It's Samantha.
00:12:47Oh.
00:12:48Right.
00:12:49For sure.
00:12:51Um,
00:12:51so Tristan said you're friends with his sister,
00:12:53right?
00:12:55You know,
00:12:56it would be so slay
00:12:58if you could be a girl's girl
00:12:59and put in a good word for us.
00:13:01I don't think he'd listen to me.
00:13:03Come on,
00:13:04Sabrina.
00:13:04You would be doing us a huge favor.
00:13:07Girl.
00:13:08I can tell you what else is probably huge.
00:13:12You don't need me to get him.
00:13:14I'm nobody.
00:13:14What the fuck's your problem,
00:13:18huh?
00:13:18What?
00:13:19What's your problem?
00:13:20Please,
00:13:21no one actually reads anymore.
00:13:22That book's just a prop
00:13:23for your little nerdy girl act,
00:13:25isn't it?
00:13:26What?
00:13:27Hey.
00:13:28Hey.
00:13:29You want to be different so bad.
00:13:31You really think playing all sweet
00:13:32and innocent
00:13:33is going to get him to like you?
00:13:35What?
00:13:36Oh my God,
00:13:36look at her blushing.
00:13:38She thinks she's a main character
00:13:39in one of her stupid little books.
00:13:41Oh,
00:13:42the little sister's best friend
00:13:43has a crush on the hot big brother.
00:13:45I do not have a crush on him.
00:13:47Just leave me alone.
00:13:57Oh yeah?
00:13:58Is that why you're parading your tits around?
00:14:00So the nerdy girl's actually a slut,
00:14:02huh?
00:14:02Hey,
00:14:03what the hell's going on?
00:14:06You want his attention,
00:14:07sweetie?
00:14:08Well then let us help you.
00:14:18Hey,
00:14:19what the fuck was that?
00:14:20she's not coming back up.
00:14:28Come on.
00:14:29We're
00:14:38we're
00:14:39we're
00:14:44we're
00:14:44we're
00:14:44we're
00:14:46Hey, tell me you're alright.
00:15:05Oh my god, wow, Tristan, you are literally a hero.
00:15:09Don't fucking touch me, all right?
00:15:11Just get out of here.
00:15:12Babe, come on.
00:15:13It was an accident.
00:15:14We're just messing around.
00:15:16I said get out before you get thrown in the water next.
00:15:22Go!
00:15:27Are you hurt?
00:15:29Well, they must have nicked me with their nails.
00:15:31Thank you for saving me.
00:15:50Those girls, they push you in because of me.
00:16:00It isn't your fault.
00:16:02Isn't it if I were to just pay more attention?
00:16:03God, I feel like such a piece of shit.
00:16:05You're not a piece of shit.
00:16:07You know, if Ren were there, she'd call me the same thing.
00:16:09And she wouldn't be wrong.
00:16:10Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
00:16:16I, I, I'm so sorry.
00:16:18I don't know why I just did that.
00:16:20Is that your way of thanking me for rescuing you?
00:16:23That was just my way of shutting you up.
00:16:27Oh, really?
00:16:30Then I should get you to shut me up every day.
00:16:32We shouldn't.
00:16:46Oh, no, no, no.
00:16:47Ren is my best friend.
00:16:48You kissed me first.
00:16:50Remember?
00:16:50I, I know, but you're her older brother.
00:16:54And she hates when girls make moves on you.
00:16:56I...
00:16:57But, but, you're not just any girl.
00:17:02And...
00:17:09Forget everyone else.
00:17:11It's just you and me.
00:17:17Do you want me, Sam?
00:17:20I couldn't quite hear those smiles.
00:17:23Was that a yes right now?
00:17:30I want you.
00:17:33Tristan.
00:17:41But we could go all in.
00:17:45We could be in love by the end of the night.
00:17:48Sitting here, darling.
00:17:50I don't want to stop.
00:18:00Don't.
00:18:02Have you ever done this before?
00:18:12I think I'm really much my first everything.
00:18:16Sam, where were you?
00:18:46I went to the bathroom I don't remember you coming home last night.
00:18:57I lost track of time at the lake and you were asleep when I got back.
00:19:07The girls from across the lake came by when you were gone.
00:19:10You brought me this.
00:19:13So like in exchange you'll give us your brother's number right?
00:19:16Wren, I...
00:19:17Do they think I'm stupid?
00:19:18Like I don't know they're trying to use me to get to Tristan?
00:19:20It's all anyone does.
00:19:21It's always about Tristan.
00:19:23Honestly, I think my dad even loves him more than me.
00:19:32You would never do that to me, right Sam?
00:19:35You're my friend because you love me.
00:19:38Of course.
00:19:39You're positive that you have absolutely no feelings for my brother.
00:19:43Come on.
00:19:45You know I hate him.
00:19:46We both hate him.
00:19:47He's a fuckboy who's full of himself and doesn't have a single interesting thought in his shallow
00:19:52little head.
00:19:53And he...
00:19:54Tristan doesn't mean anything to me.
00:19:56And he never will.
00:20:00Tristan doesn't mean anything to me.
00:20:02And he never will.
00:20:03I know I can trust you.
00:20:04Always, Wren.
00:20:05Hold on.
00:20:06It's me and you.
00:20:07Do it.
00:20:08There they go.
00:20:09Showing all the golden boy.
00:20:10Again.
00:20:11Attention everyone.
00:20:12We are both so proud of Tristan.
00:20:26You know UT Austin gave him a full scholarship.
00:20:30My boy's going to be a longhorn.
00:20:32He had the summer off but next week he is off to college and back to college.
00:20:37And back to the grind.
00:20:39Isn't that right son?
00:20:40Yes sir.
00:20:41Justin just had to invite his stupid jock friends over.
00:20:54Oh great.
00:20:55The airheads from across the lake are here too.
00:20:58Hey?
00:20:59Whoa are you okay?
00:21:02You look like you just saw Ghost.
00:21:05You want his attention sweetie?
00:21:07Well then let us help you.
00:21:13Hmm?
00:21:14Yeah.
00:21:15Oh yeah.
00:21:16Fine.
00:21:17All this noise is hurting my head.
00:21:18I'm going to go back upstairs.
00:21:20Want me to pick out a movie for us to watch?
00:21:22Yeah.
00:21:23I'll be up in a sec.
00:21:24Okay.
00:21:25Hey Tristan.
00:21:26Can I talk to you?
00:21:27I feel like you've been avoiding me.
00:21:30All day.
00:21:31Oh hey Smiles.
00:21:32Need something?
00:21:33No.
00:21:34Never mind.
00:21:35Just.
00:21:36Forget it.
00:21:37Forget it.
00:21:38Forget it.
00:21:39Forget it.
00:21:40Forget it.
00:21:44Forget it.
00:21:45Forget it.
00:21:46Forget it.
00:21:47Forget it.
00:21:49I knew you'd come around.
00:22:16Want to take this to your room?
00:22:19Ah, not in the mood.
00:22:33I'm never going to be that stupid again.
00:22:41Tristan!
00:22:42Come on!
00:22:43Open up, it's already 10.
00:22:44We've got to get on the road!
00:22:45If you don't get up in the next 10 seconds, I swear to God, I'll beat down this door with
00:22:50my fist!
00:22:54Glad to see you're in a better mood this morning.
00:22:56Please tell me you're not naked.
00:23:00Please tell me you're not naked.
00:23:02Put some clothes on.
00:23:03The people of Utah don't need to see that.
00:23:05Hate to break it to you, but lots of people want to see that.
00:23:08If you wanted to get me in bed, you could have just said so.
00:23:14Shut up.
00:23:15There was somebody else that was coming outside of their room.
00:23:17Put that on.
00:23:19God, can you hurry up so we can go already?
00:23:22Gee, thanks.
00:23:23Well, I'm just paying back the favor.
00:23:25Consider us even now.
00:23:26Hey, tell me you're all right.
00:23:35Are you nervous or something, Smiles?
00:23:37No.
00:23:38Why would I be?
00:23:40Grew up when you were in rent.
00:23:41It's nothing I haven't seen before.
00:23:43It's okay to admit you liked what you saw.
00:23:47We're not teens anymore, Tristan.
00:23:49You can't tease me like this.
00:23:52What if I'm not teasing, though?
00:23:54What if I'm serious?
00:23:55Tristan Montgomery.
00:23:57Being serious?
00:23:58I'll believe it when I see it.
00:24:00Do I look serious enough now?
00:24:05Is this a scar?
00:24:10We should, uh, get going.
00:24:15Meet you outside.
00:24:23We're out of gas.
00:24:24No, we're not.
00:24:25Filled up yesterday.
00:24:29Hey.
00:24:30Gas gauge is broken, genius.
00:24:32Got gas last night.
00:24:33We were taking your depression now.
00:24:34We're driving 3,000 miles in a car with a broken gas gauge?
00:24:37Gotten us this far, haven't I?
00:24:39Do you know how many asshole-sounding things you say a day?
00:24:41I think.
00:24:50So, what have you been up to the last five years, huh?
00:24:53I thought you didn't like small talk.
00:24:55Come on, lighten up smiles.
00:24:57No harm in some conversation, right?
00:24:59It's basically just school and work.
00:25:01And I graduated last year, and now I'm a bartender.
00:25:04You don't do sculptures full-time?
00:25:06As much as I'd like to.
00:25:07I can't do art full-time unless it's paying my bills full-time.
00:25:11What about you?
00:25:12I own my own business.
00:25:14Painting pools.
00:25:15How did that happen?
00:25:17A year ago, I overheard some rich lady at a bar complaining about how disgusting her green pool was.
00:25:23Her friend started saying she should hire a good-looking pool guy to make her husband jealous.
00:25:28That's where I came in.
00:25:30Sounds like a bad porno.
00:25:31A bad porno? Oh, you wound me, Smiles.
00:25:47Hey, uh, Smiles, you still awake?
00:25:52Hey.
00:25:52I have a hell of a headache.
00:26:02Do you have any aspirin?
00:26:03Yeah, come in.
00:26:16You're gonna keep starin' or actually ask me about it?
00:26:29I'm sorry.
00:26:30I just don't remember you having that scar last time we met.
00:26:36How did you get it?
00:26:38Playing football?
00:26:39I remember it was raining.
00:26:43I was calling the play, lining up on the field, and nothing.
00:26:50I woke up in the hospital with tubes coming out everywhere.
00:26:54That was the last time I played college ball.
00:26:57I lost my scholarship.
00:26:59I'm so sorry.
00:27:00Well, you still got the rest of our legs, don't you?
00:27:19Uh, thank you for the aspirin.
00:27:24I'm gonna let you get some sleep, all right?
00:27:26I'll see you tomorrow, Sam.
00:27:27What can I get for you?
00:27:36Just two coffees, please.
00:27:37Huh?
00:27:38So, you folks aren't from around here, are you?
00:27:40You and that poppin' hot dish of a man outside?
00:27:43Oh, no.
00:27:45Uh, we're still on the way to my best friend's wedding in New York City.
00:27:48He's her older brother.
00:27:49So you're shacking up with your best friend's brother?
00:27:51No, I have a boyfriend.
00:27:52Well, that's complicated.
00:27:53But Tristan and I aren't.
00:27:55I mean, we hooked up once, but it was years ago.
00:27:57He doesn't even remember.
00:28:00Oh, sweet pea.
00:28:03You think the man giving you bedroom eyes from all the way across the road wouldn't remember
00:28:08something like that?
00:28:10I think he can't.
00:28:13Who remembers shit we did as dumb teens anyways?
00:28:19Hey.
00:28:22Anything sound good?
00:28:23What do you remember about me, Tristan?
00:28:28Uh, what do you mean?
00:28:31I can't possibly remember absolutely nothing about me.
00:28:35Right?
00:28:37Uh, I remember you always wore two braids split right down the middle.
00:28:43Yeah.
00:28:43What do you remember about me?
00:28:48I remember every summer at your family's cabin at Pig Bear.
00:29:00Especially the last one.
00:29:07I remember every summer at your family's cabin at Pig Bear.
00:29:10There's some stupid shit there.
00:29:14Guess we all did stupid shit.
00:29:17You know what else I remember?
00:29:19I remember you being a selfish, arrogant fuckboy who cared about nothing and no one but himself.
00:29:25Oh, really?
00:29:27Is that it?
00:29:28What's that supposed to mean?
00:29:32Nothing.
00:29:35You are completely right, Smiles.
00:29:40That's exactly what I am.
00:29:41Did we just run out of gas?
00:29:59I filled up three hours ago.
00:30:06I told you this would happen.
00:30:08We're out of gas.
00:30:09No, we're not.
00:30:10For the last time, we did not run out of gas.
00:30:13Oh, yeah?
00:30:14How do you know?
00:30:14I know my car.
00:30:16My God.
00:30:19Do we have a problem?
00:30:20You are my problem.
00:30:22My best friend is getting married in three days.
00:30:24And instead of giving me a real answer, you're saying cryptic shit like,
00:30:27I know my car.
00:30:28Because you're too much of a man to admit when you don't know anything.
00:30:34What do you want me to say?
00:30:37That it's my fault?
00:30:38Fine.
00:30:40It's my fucking fault.
00:30:42This whole mess is my fault.
00:30:43God, I should have never agreed to do this.
00:30:46So just told Wren no.
00:30:47Agreed to what?
00:30:51Wren talked you into this.
00:30:54Didn't she?
00:30:55You didn't want to drive me.
00:30:58Sam.
00:31:02Sam.
00:31:03No, no, I'm sorry.
00:31:04I'm sorry.
00:31:05I didn't mean it.
00:31:07Hey.
00:31:08Hey.
00:31:13I'm frustrated, too.
00:31:14We're in this together.
00:31:19All right?
00:31:21You and me.
00:31:22What in the devil are the two of you doing all the way out here?
00:31:38You two are real lucky I found you.
00:31:41Well, I'll have one of my boys come out and tow your car, bring it back to the shop.
00:31:44We'll take a look in the morning.
00:31:45For now, let's get you someplace cozy.
00:31:47Hey, we appreciate the help.
00:31:50Oh, if possible, could you please tell them to be careful?
00:31:52I have a gift for my friend in the trunk, and I don't want it damaged.
00:31:55You have my word, miss.
00:31:57Thank you so much, sir.
00:31:59Ah.
00:32:00Just call me Bob.
00:32:03So, what brings you two around these parts?
00:32:05We're on our way to New York.
00:32:07My best friend's getting married.
00:32:08Well, then you're the maid of honor.
00:32:10I bet you're a hell of a stunner in your dress.
00:32:12Don't you agree, son?
00:32:15100%.
00:32:17How can I help you tonight?
00:32:25Uh, two rooms, please.
00:32:28Ah, shoot.
00:32:30I'm afraid there's only one room left.
00:32:36I'm afraid there's only one room left.
00:32:43That's okay.
00:32:44We'll just go somewhere else.
00:32:45Thanks.
00:32:46Thanks.
00:32:47Uh, sir?
00:32:50We're the only spot in town.
00:32:52Everything else is over three hours away.
00:32:59One room will be fine.
00:33:01Look, it's just one night.
00:33:04Sorry I was being silly.
00:33:05So, are we going to talk about it?
00:33:21I...
00:33:21I think it's better if we don't.
00:33:26Just forget it.
00:33:26I'm sorry about what I said at the cafe earlier.
00:33:39I didn't mean it.
00:33:41I know.
00:33:41Good night, Sam.
00:33:43Good night, Sam.
00:33:47Good night, Sam.
00:33:53Hey, honey.
00:33:54I'm sorry I haven't called.
00:33:55I've been caught up at the office.
00:33:57How's the drive been?
00:33:58Uh, it's been crazy, honestly.
00:34:01The car broke down and we had to...
00:34:02That's nice.
00:34:03Anyway, I got some bad news, Sammy.
00:34:05My boss wants me to go to Napa this weekend.
00:34:08I can't make it to the wedding after all.
00:34:10Are you kidding?
00:34:11I mean...
00:34:11No, you're supposed to fly in Friday.
00:34:13You can't miss one single fucking work event.
00:34:15Honey, you're being ridiculous.
00:34:17I can't tell my boss no who needs me.
00:34:19Yeah, well, what about what I need?
00:34:20Do you know how humiliating it'll be to show up alone?
00:34:23I mean...
00:34:23No, no, no.
00:34:24We've been planning this for months, Steven.
00:34:25God, how could you?
00:34:26I...
00:34:27What was that?
00:34:35What was that?
00:34:37Huh?
00:34:37Oh, nothing.
00:34:38My co-worker just said something.
00:34:40Anyway, I'm sorry to have let you down, but I promise I'll make it up to you when you
00:34:43get back, okay?
00:34:44See you soon.
00:34:46Hey, you okay?
00:34:55What happened?
00:34:56Steven's not coming to the wedding.
00:35:00Broke up with him.
00:35:02What are you going to say?
00:35:03I told you so.
00:35:04You should have dumped him from the start.
00:35:05Smiles, you dumbass.
00:35:06Sam, no.
00:35:08I'm sorry.
00:35:09No.
00:35:10Everything in my life is falling apart.
00:35:11I don't want to hear some bullshit.
00:35:12Like, I'm sorry.
00:35:13Okay, just wait.
00:35:14Just wait.
00:35:15No, I should have never agreed to this.
00:35:16I should have said...
00:35:16No, I should have...
00:35:17Sam, Sam!
00:35:24Sam!
00:35:31Sam!
00:35:37God, let me go.
00:35:38You fucking jerk!
00:35:39Will you just stop?
00:35:40I'm going to help.
00:35:41Why?
00:35:43Because.
00:35:44Because why?
00:35:45Because you can't swim.
00:35:48You remember.
00:35:51Sam, just listen.
00:35:52No, you lied to me, Tristan.
00:35:54You do remember Lake, the night of the cabin, everything.
00:35:57Don't you?
00:35:59Yes, I remember.
00:36:03Sam, where are you going?
00:36:05Sam, where are you going?
00:36:10Get as far away from you as I can.
00:36:12Also, I can swim now, asshole.
00:36:16Sam, just stop.
00:36:17Samantha.
00:36:23Yeah.
00:36:25All right.
00:36:26Yeah, be right there.
00:36:26Fuck.
00:36:33I picked up the car.
00:36:56Um, we're not going to leave until we...
00:37:03We're not going to leave until we...
00:37:11Tom.
00:37:15I don't feel like talking.
00:37:20What are you doing?
00:37:21I don't know.
00:37:26But I don't want to think anymore.
00:37:29Never.
00:37:31Mm-hmm.
00:37:37How much have you had to drink?
00:37:40Doesn't matter.
00:37:44You make me feel things, Tristan.
00:37:47Things I've never felt before.
00:37:49I hate you so much.
00:37:54But I want you so bad, it scares me.
00:37:57Oh, my God.
00:38:27Sorry, I can't
00:38:49Are you hungry
00:38:57Is this how it's going to be the rest of the trip?
00:39:06Like what?
00:39:08Like you not talking to me
00:39:09Not even looking at me
00:39:12Is this all because of last night?
00:39:19Hey, answer me
00:39:21Yes
00:39:24Yes
00:39:27This is exactly how it'll be
00:39:29If you don't want me, at least I have the balls to tell me to my face
00:39:32I can handle words, but I can't
00:39:34Why embarrass me like that?
00:39:37Why let me make a fool of myself over you again?
00:39:39Hey, hey, hey
00:39:40You think I don't want you?
00:39:44You think it almost didn't kill me to push you away last night?
00:39:48I have never wanted anything or anyone like I want you
00:39:51And last night
00:39:53I almost lost control
00:39:55But you were drunk and
00:39:58I wasn't going to take advantage of you like that
00:40:01I was like, I don't know if you're drunk and I don't want you to take advantage of you like that
00:40:06I don't want you, Tristan.
00:40:33Hey, so one room or two?
00:40:57Um, one room, please.
00:41:03Here you go.
00:41:05We gotta use the bathroom away.
00:41:07Wait, can I use your phone?
00:41:08Mine died in the pool.
00:41:10Tell her I said hi.
00:41:12Christopher, you lowlife sack of shit.
00:41:14Tell me where you are right now.
00:41:16Renee, it's me.
00:41:18Oh my god, Sam?
00:41:19Where the hell have you been, loca?
00:41:21I fell in a pool.
00:41:22It's a long story, but I'm really sorry, Ren.
00:41:25Don't be.
00:41:26I'm sorry I haven't called.
00:41:27I've been so caught up with this wedding planning bullshit.
00:41:29God, I wish you could have been here to make it easier.
00:41:32So used to us telling each other everything?
00:41:34Yeah.
00:41:35About that, I-
00:41:36Make sure my brother gets you here in one piece, okay?
00:41:38Love you!
00:41:39Thank you!
00:41:43Everything good?
00:41:44Yeah, yeah, everything's fine.
00:41:49You okay?
00:41:51Been all quiet since you got off the phone with Renee.
00:41:54Look, I think whatever this thing is, it's probably best if we stop it here.
00:42:01What?
00:42:02Why?
00:42:03Is this because of Renee?
00:42:04Yesterday was a mistake.
00:42:10And it can't happen again.
00:42:13Really?
00:42:15Was you and me five years ago in the cabin a mistake too?
00:42:22I don't know, you tell me.
00:42:23No, you tell me.
00:42:24You want to talk about saying shit to each other's faces?
00:42:26Let's do it.
00:42:27What are you talking about?
00:42:28You're the one who said you did stupid shit at the cabin.
00:42:31There's some stupid shit there.
00:42:33You're the one who kissed the girl at the party after we had sex.
00:42:39I hate Tristan.
00:42:40Tristan's a fuckboy.
00:42:41Tristan doesn't mean anything to me.
00:42:42And he never will.
00:42:44Ring any bells?
00:42:46You heard Renee and I that morning.
00:42:51Did you mean it?
00:42:52Of course I didn't.
00:42:54Then why'd you say it?
00:42:55Why'd you push me away?
00:42:56And why'd you spend five years avoiding me?
00:42:59Renee is my best friend.
00:43:01And she...
00:43:02You didn't know what it was like for her growing up in your shadow.
00:43:05I just...
00:43:06I didn't want to hurt her.
00:43:08God.
00:43:10I'm sorry.
00:43:11I just...
00:43:13I don't regret last night.
00:43:15And I do want to tell Ren I just...
00:43:18I'm so tired of secrets.
00:43:19I have secrets.
00:43:22Yeah.
00:43:24It's okay.
00:43:26I get it.
00:43:29You're not the only one keeping secrets.
00:43:35You're not the only one keeping secrets.
00:43:37I came to drop off some things at the house and I saw my dad with his assistant.
00:43:52Tristan!
00:43:56My parents are gonna try and play nice at the wedding but my mom's a fucking mess.
00:44:00I feel like I'm just waiting for everything to fall apart.
00:44:05Yeah, I know how you feel.
00:44:07Last month I opened my first art gallery and I didn't sell a single piece.
00:44:13I watched everyone walk past me on my life's work.
00:44:17And I realized I'd spent...
00:44:19Years wasting my time.
00:44:22Chasing some stupid dream.
00:44:25It isn't stupid.
00:44:26You're what makes you happy, right?
00:44:32Then it's worth it.
00:44:34My ex wouldn't think so.
00:44:37You're still in love with him, are you?
00:44:40Oh God, no.
00:44:42Honestly, I don't know if I ever was.
00:44:45Then why stay with him so long?
00:44:48Everything with Steven was easy.
00:44:50Comfortable.
00:44:52Even when I knew there was nothing there,
00:44:53I didn't want to admit my relationship was another failure.
00:44:59It wasn't until you came back into my life that I realized what I was missing.
00:45:06I'm so scared of failing, I haven't let myself live.
00:45:08You deserve everything.
00:45:22You hear me?
00:45:24Everything.
00:45:26I want to hate you.
00:45:29But I don't.
00:45:31I don't.
00:45:32I don't.
00:45:34I don't hate you either, Sam.
00:45:37I never have.
00:45:38I don't.
00:45:39I don't.
00:45:41I don't.
00:45:42I don't.
00:45:43I don't.
00:45:44I don't.
00:45:45I don't.
00:45:46I'm so scared of being honest.
00:45:49Oh, what.
00:45:53Oh, you finally made it.
00:45:55I have something for you.
00:45:56Oh, we finally made it.
00:46:09I have something for you.
00:46:16A cell phone?
00:46:17If we're going to pretend like nothing's happening, we need a way to get a hold of each other.
00:46:23A wild stallion?
00:46:27Is that your code name?
00:46:29Call me that whenever you want, baby.
00:46:32I can't help you.
00:46:33We hate each other.
00:46:37Are you sure you're okay with not telling anybody about us yet?
00:46:40That's what you want, right?
00:46:41Last time I talked to Renee, I was still with Steven.
00:46:43I just don't want to overshadow her on her wedding day and have everyone talk about a girl who just got out of the five-year relationship.
00:46:48Ow.
00:46:49Your head smiles.
00:46:51I said I understand.
00:46:52You can give me a dirty little secret.
00:46:54Oh, stop.
00:46:56So, did you tell Renee we're here?
00:46:58You motherfuckers.
00:47:02Took you long enough?
00:47:05You're going to have to bulk up if you want a second.
00:47:07Oh, whoa.
00:47:08Careful, that's my future bride, man.
00:47:10Ben, you remember my dipshit brother, Tristan?
00:47:13It's good to see you again, man.
00:47:15And you must be Samantha.
00:47:17Renee has said so much about you.
00:47:18I feel like I already know you.
00:47:19Hey.
00:47:20Bring it.
00:47:20I'll take your bag.
00:47:24Yes!
00:47:25Oh, my God!
00:47:26I know.
00:47:27I know.
00:47:28How was it right?
00:47:30Did Tristina play nice or do I need to beat a boss?
00:47:32What are you going to do, twinkle toes?
00:47:34Do a pirouette on me?
00:47:35A pirouette on her corpse.
00:47:36If you were meaning my best, yes.
00:47:38Relax, run.
00:47:39It wasn't bad.
00:47:40It was kind of nice, actually.
00:47:42You know, other than Tristan's stupid car breaking down because he was driving around with no gas gauge like a dumbass.
00:47:48Yeah?
00:47:49And who's the dumbass I had to fish out of the motel pool in Iowa?
00:47:53I don't think I ever heard a thank you, Tristan, my heroic savior.
00:47:57I didn't need saving from a pool that was barely five feet deep.
00:48:00Jeez.
00:48:00You are not kidding.
00:48:02They really do hate each other.
00:48:03Yeah.
00:48:04Anywho, you big strong boys can handle the luggage, right?
00:48:11I need to get my made-up also fitted into a dress.
00:48:22No, deep tissue.
00:48:25Okay, the tie works.
00:48:29Mom, please.
00:48:31Okay, Mom, we'll figure it out.
00:48:36Are you alone?
00:48:38You wish.
00:48:39I'm with Renee in her room.
00:48:40My room's next door.
00:48:41That's too bad.
00:48:41You should be in mine instead.
00:48:43Have some self-control, Stallion.
00:48:45I like it when you call me that.
00:48:46What's your room number?
00:48:47I'll be there in two minutes.
00:48:48You can't.
00:48:49I'm with your sister.
00:48:50Tell her she's a fucking cock block.
00:48:51Sam, can you come here for a sec?
00:48:53I need help picking out my earrings.
00:48:54See what I mean?
00:48:55Look, I'll see you at the wedding rehearsal, okay?
00:48:57Come to my room later, please.
00:48:59Sam, are you alive?
00:49:01I gotta go.
00:49:02I'll talk to you later.
00:49:07Okay, which ones?
00:49:09I think the pearls.
00:49:12Thank God you're here.
00:49:14I can't wait to be married so I never have to go to the wedding again.
00:49:18It just took me so long to get here.
00:49:19I'm sorry I miss so much.
00:49:21Oh, my God, don't be silly.
00:49:22If anything, I'm mad at Steven for not being there for you
00:49:25when all the shit went down on the way here.
00:49:27When does he arrive anyways?
00:49:28Yes.
00:49:29When does he arrive anyways?
00:49:35I broke up with him.
00:49:38When?
00:49:39Why?
00:49:40He's cheating on me.
00:49:44You were right, Wren.
00:49:45I mean, he always put everything else above me.
00:49:47I just blindly went along with it.
00:49:50Look, I was going to wait until the end of your wedding to end things,
00:49:53but when he told me he couldn't make it and all,
00:49:56I just...
00:49:57I couldn't do it anymore.
00:49:59God, I'm sorry.
00:50:03But I called him and told him it's over,
00:50:05so hopefully neither of us have to see him again.
00:50:08How do you take it?
00:50:09Like a pussy?
00:50:11I have no clue.
00:50:12My phone drowned at the Iowa Motel Pool.
00:50:16Come here.
00:50:18Oh, serves him right.
00:50:19Honestly, I'm surprised he hasn't been calling me non-stop trying to get to you.
00:50:25I'm done with him.
00:50:27That's the fucking spirit.
00:50:29Look, you are a free woman now, okay?
00:50:32And I'm going to make sure you catch at least one dick at this wedding.
00:50:34Oh, God, I miss you so much.
00:50:50We've only been eight hours since we've seen each other.
00:50:54I had you all to myself for days.
00:50:57Non-stop.
00:50:58I'm hooked on you now.
00:51:00Wait, hold on.
00:51:01Can we talk?
00:51:04Sure.
00:51:05What about?
00:51:06I was talking with Wren earlier.
00:51:09Oh, I had them bring it to my room instead of yours because it's next to Renee's,
00:51:14so she wouldn't find out.
00:51:16Thank you, Justin.
00:51:18I didn't even think of that.
00:51:20So, what did you talk about with her?
00:51:22Does she know about us?
00:51:24No, but I think I want to tell her the truth tomorrow.
00:51:31Are you sure?
00:51:32Your parents are going to be here, and I don't want you to have to keep any more secrets from her.
00:51:38But I'm done, too.
00:51:41No more hiding.
00:51:43I want to be able to dance with you at the reception.
00:51:45How could you?
00:52:08How could you?
00:52:14I...
00:52:15I...
00:52:17Why was she here?
00:52:22Did someone see?
00:52:24Mom showed up this morning and, uh...
00:52:27Dad wasn't with her.
00:52:29She found out about the affair and she came here.
00:52:33And she saw us and...
00:52:36Oh, my God.
00:52:43You were right.
00:52:45I should have just told her from the start.
00:52:48If we were kids, this is where he would say something smug and I would show you if he'd call me an idiot.
00:52:56Well, we ain't kids anymore, huh?
00:53:00Mom's down in the lobby.
00:53:02She's in shock, too.
00:53:03Will you be all right without me for a little bit?
00:53:09I'll be okay.
00:53:20See you over here so again.
00:53:21I'm in love with Tristan and fucking Montgomery.
00:53:33Thanks for coming, guys.
00:53:38It's good to have you.
00:53:41Excuse me.
00:53:43How's Wren?
00:53:47As well as can be expected.
00:53:50Tristan's been trying to get a hold of him for hours.
00:53:53Now, I've only met their dad once, but I never would have thought he'd do something like this.
00:53:57Maybe something happened to him, like his flight got canceled or his phone died.
00:54:03Surprise!
00:54:05Steven, what are you doing here?
00:54:10I left work for you, Sammy.
00:54:12Aren't you happy to see me?
00:54:13Didn't you get my text?
00:54:15What text?
00:54:16I didn't get any text.
00:54:17The text I sent you in Iowa, I...
00:54:18Boy, I fell in the pool.
00:54:20Oh, my God.
00:54:21I broke up with him.
00:54:31Wait.
00:54:33Don't I know that guy?
00:54:35God, I cannot believe you, Steven.
00:54:36Jesus Christ, I came out all this way, and you're not even happy to see me.
00:54:40And what's this mysterious text you keep talking about?
00:54:43Look, I don't want to make a scene.
00:54:44Let's just go talk some...
00:54:45No.
00:54:46Whatever you want to say to me, you can say in front of all these people.
00:54:53No.
00:54:54Whatever you want to say to me, you can say in front of all these people.
00:54:57God, do you have any idea what it took me to get here?
00:55:00And you're not even a little bit grateful for everything that I've done for you.
00:55:03I broke up with you.
00:55:07Excuse me?
00:55:08I texted you that I was breaking up with you because I know you're cheating on me with your secretary.
00:55:12And you know, I don't give a shit about your boss or your shitty law firm, you pretentious fucking asshole.
00:55:18Honey, what?
00:55:20What are you talking about?
00:55:21Come on, you're being crazy.
00:55:23You know I love you.
00:55:24I would never cheat on you.
00:55:25I saw her.
00:55:27She was on your lap.
00:55:29You're going to dump her ass.
00:55:30You said you were going to take me to Italy.
00:55:32Hey, after the wedding, kitten.
00:55:34You were there.
00:55:36Sammy, honey.
00:55:37Listen, that...
00:55:38That girl?
00:55:39She's nobody.
00:55:41I'll admit, I made a mistake.
00:55:43But I can change.
00:55:45No, Steven.
00:55:46I made the mistake of wasting five years of my life with you.
00:55:50But it's over now.
00:55:51I'm done putting your life above mine.
00:55:53Sam, you're not in the right mind.
00:55:56I know you love me.
00:55:57You can't live without me.
00:55:58You even told me so.
00:56:00Listen to me.
00:56:01You don't know what you're throwing away right now.
00:56:03You need me.
00:56:05Not anymore.
00:56:06Now get out.
00:56:24My dad isn't coming.
00:56:26Tristan's going to have to walk me down the aisle.
00:56:30Everyone thinks Tristan's unbreakable, but he's not.
00:56:34I went to his room, but he wasn't there.
00:56:37I tried calling.
00:56:39It's typical Tristan.
00:56:41I don't like anyone seeing him.
00:56:42He's weak.
00:56:44He gets that from my dad.
00:56:46Why didn't you tell me?
00:56:48It was your wedding.
00:56:49I didn't want to take your big day away from you.
00:56:52It's bullshit, and you know it.
00:56:55You're right.
00:56:56I didn't tell you because my feelings were so big, and everything was happening so fast.
00:57:04What, you don't think I can handle the truth?
00:57:07I'm an adult, Sam.
00:57:08We're all fucking adults now.
00:57:10I didn't want to tell anyone.
00:57:14Not even you.
00:57:15Because if I told you, then that makes it real, and I...
00:57:18I didn't know if I was ready for that.
00:57:21You love Tristan?
00:57:26Yes.
00:57:28I love him.
00:57:34I love him so much.
00:57:36Then you need to tell him.
00:57:43I know.
00:57:43I know.
00:58:00Who presents this woman to be married to this man?
00:58:06Her mother and I do.
00:58:10Finn, do you take Renee to be your lawfully-witted wife?
00:58:15I do.
00:58:16Do you take Finn to be your lawfully-witted husband?
00:58:20I do.
00:58:22Then, by the power vested in me by the state of New York, I now pronounce you husband and wife.
00:58:29You may kiss the bride.
00:58:36Why haven't you called or texted me back?
00:58:52Are you ignoring me?
00:58:53I don't know what you mean.
00:58:55I'm sorry.
00:58:55I didn't know Stephen was going to show up.
00:58:57You told me you broke up with him.
00:58:59I did.
00:59:00I swear.
00:59:01Okay, then why was he here?
00:59:03Why was he holding you in his fucking arms, kissing you?
00:59:08Okay, I told you about my dad's affair.
00:59:11I told you how that shit wrecked me, and you just let me lay in your bed like I'm just another
00:59:17goddamn plane.
00:59:19Please, let me explain.
00:59:23Save it.
00:59:24I'm done.
00:59:24What are you doing in here?
00:59:35You should be at your reception.
00:59:37I can't celebrate when I know my maid of honor's in here dying inside.
00:59:40Come on, unlock the door.
00:59:41Will you please come out?
00:59:42Besides, I didn't choose my heels correctly, and I need to sit.
00:59:45I'm sorry.
00:59:54I remember when I went to see Tristan during fall finals sophomore year.
00:59:58It was because he was in a bad accident.
01:00:00I know.
01:00:02He told me his football career was over after that.
01:00:05But what I remember, Mom's first time I'm immediately looking at my dad.
01:00:10All Tristan saw was disappointment.
01:00:13So after everything with my dad broke his world, when he saw you with Stephen, I ended
01:00:18it with Stephen.
01:00:19He didn't get my text, but I would never use Tristan like that.
01:00:22I know.
01:00:22I know.
01:00:24He won't even talk to me.
01:00:27Even if he won't talk to you, you need to talk to him.
01:00:30If you really love him, he'll listen.
01:00:34Come here.
01:00:41Please give it up for Samantha Smiles.
01:00:43I have known Renee Montgomery since we were in First Grid.
01:00:57Last year, she called me up at midnight and told me she met a guy.
01:01:01She told me she loved him and that they were getting married.
01:01:05I didn't say this at the time, but my first thought was, are you out of your goddamn mind?
01:01:09I'd been with a man for five years and still wasn't open to the idea of forever.
01:01:14How could she be so sure in only a few weeks?
01:01:16Time doesn't matter when you're giving your heart to someone else because love is about being vulnerable and doing the things that scare you, like giving your heart to someone after only a few weeks or a few days.
01:01:36That's how Renee and Finn fell in love and that's how I did to the bride and groom and to love that is timeless.
01:01:47Excuse me, is this sculpture yours?
01:02:00Um, yes, it's mine.
01:02:03I own a gallery in Soho.
01:02:05Give me a call when you can.
01:02:06I'd love to chat about acquiring all your pieces.
01:02:09I'm sorry, all my pieces?
01:02:11Absolutely.
01:02:13Your art isn't precisely what I'm looking for.
01:02:15I look forward to your call.
01:02:36Hey, can we talk?
01:02:38Oh, now you want to talk?
01:02:39After you avoided me for the whole wedding?
01:02:41I know.
01:02:41I stood up in front of all those people.
01:02:43I...
01:02:45I was scared.
01:02:48Okay?
01:02:49I was shitty to you.
01:02:51I know that.
01:02:52I was angry, hurt, and instead of letting you in, I shut you out.
01:02:56So when I saw you with Steven, all of those insecurities, he started pouring out of me again.
01:03:02I mean, he had you for five years.
01:03:05I only been with you for a few days.
01:03:06Eventually, I dropped the ball, and you see that it wasn't enough.
01:03:11So I convinced myself that it would hurt less if I just walked away first.
01:03:19You know, that you'd be better off with someone else.
01:03:22Trust him.
01:03:23I realized that I was being a coward for pushing you away.
01:03:31I was being a coward for pushing you away.
01:03:34I know now that if I let that happen, I will be giving up on the best thing that's ever happened to me.
01:03:41Time stops when I'm with you.
01:03:46It stopped the night of the cabin all those years back.
01:03:51And it stopped again when you got in my car in Los Angeles.
01:03:55Yeah, I know I should let you go, but I want you to need me the way that I need you.
01:04:03How can I believe you, Tristan?
01:04:06Because, Samantha Smiles, I am just miserably, pathetically in love with you.
01:04:16I want every week, every day, every moment to be with you.
01:04:23What do you say?
01:04:23Forget the past, ignore the future, let's just get in my car and drive, you and me.
01:04:28We'll go anywhere the world wants to go.
01:04:30I'll go anywhere in the world with you.
01:04:32You're really going to take us around the world in this piece of junk?
01:04:35Sweetheart, I'll make sure it gets us a fucking Pluto.
01:04:38You know, as long as I'm going with you.
01:04:41Just say yes.
01:04:43Please say yes, please.
01:04:53Yes.
01:04:58Yes.
01:05:02Oh!
01:05:04And I won't run out of gas.
01:05:09I love them both, but I'm literally going to kill them if they don't make up before the honeymoon's over.
01:05:13Maybe some relationships just take time to...
01:05:17Wait, isn't it them right now?
01:05:19No fucking way.
01:05:20They're making out too.
01:05:23Whoa.
01:05:24You owe me 50 bucks?
01:05:25Did you two dumbasses really think you could get away without saying bye to the bride?
01:05:30I hope you know I'm going to be so annoying that you're guys sweating.
01:05:33Oh, get your hands off my girl, Brad.
01:05:35Hey, she was my friend before she was your girl, Vic.
01:05:38You're always going to be number one.
01:05:40Oh, we will see about that.
01:05:43Have fun on your honeymoon, Sugar Plum.
01:05:45We are going to hit the road.
01:05:50Where are you guys even going?
01:05:51To the gas station.
01:05:59We are going to hit the road.
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