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00:00What they did not teach us in school and what I wish they would have taught me.
00:03I don't care who you are or where you're from.
00:05We all live the same life and it goes like this.
00:08You wake up to your world about age 16.
00:10About age 16 you say to yourself,
00:12I need to get a job one day.
00:14So I'm going to have to work real hard at a skill to make money.
00:17But you know what?
00:18I want to make a lot of money.
00:20So I'm going to work and work and work to become an expert at a skill.
00:24And then one day out of the blue I get a relationship going.
00:26Now I've got to keep the job going because she needs a lot of money.
00:32But now not only do I have to be an expert at my job,
00:35all of a sudden I have to be an expert at relationships.
00:37This is hard.
00:39She wants me to be masculine yet sensitive.
00:42Then we bought a house.
00:44Now I have to be a plumber.
00:45I have to be an electrician.
00:47I have to be a landscape artist.
00:48I have to be an expert at taxes.
00:50Now we have children.
00:53Now I'm a dog.
00:54Oh shoot, I just lost one of the kids.
00:56Hold on, we got another.
01:01Now I'm a doctor.
01:03I'm a mentor.
01:04I'm a theologian.
01:05And all of a sudden I hear from my wife,
01:07Honey, I don't get enough attention.
01:10There is no time!
01:11There is no time!
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