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01:39Trump is now suggesting TV networks that criticise him should lose their broadcast licences
01:46Never mind
01:47That looks like Melanie Bracewell's visa
01:55Yeah sorry about that
01:56We'll get that back later on
01:59Alright enough of that
02:00Trump headed to Windsor to meet with the king and queen
02:02Police officers stand guard outside a temporary security fence
02:06The only gap is for the public toilets which are staying open
02:09Is he going to use that loo you think?
02:12No he's staying in the big house behind the toilet
02:14Oh that's much nicer
02:15So he's not staying in the toilet
02:18And I think she was the last one to use it
02:20Exactly
02:20Plus in any way that's where Harry and Meghan stay
02:23Oh he's so right
02:25Exactly
02:25And Trump only stays in the bathroom at the Miss Teen USA pageant
02:29Okay where's the shredder
02:33Where's the shredder
02:35A lot of reaction in the UK from locals and tourists to the state visit
02:39But it was good news for one business
02:42Trump's appearance in Windsor is good for business
02:45It's the Trump dog toy to bite and chew that's proving popular
02:50The Trump dog toy
02:51Wow
02:51Melania's ordered 10 of them
02:53Interesting both the dog and the toy will start humping your legs
02:58So just be very careful
02:59Be very careful
03:00So what do the Windsor locals think?
03:03ITV News
03:04You are
03:05Where's your contract because that's going in the shredder
03:09ITV News spoke to some Americans now living in Britain
03:12Do you feel British or American or both names?
03:15Well we celebrated our second wedding anniversary here
03:18And I gave birth to my child here
03:19And I changed my name to Cherie Britton
03:21But apart from that
03:22News networks had rolling coverage and commentary from a very special expert
03:28A special guest join me now
03:29Julia Montague
03:30The Countess of Sandwich
03:32Your distant relatives way back in the past
03:35Created and invented the sandwich
03:38You are correct
03:39This might be my favourite royal ever
03:42The Countess of Sandwich sitting right next to Lord Jaffel
03:45She is of the upper crust
03:49She is
03:49All eyes were on Windsor Castle where the Trumps were arriving
03:54And the commentary captured all the glamour, the glitz and the excitement
03:59What we are showing our viewers at the moment is not a very exciting shot of the sky
04:03But you do see a lot of trees
04:05Now can you explain for people who haven't been to London
04:08What a tree is
04:09The Trumps of course they arrived at Windsor
04:13They were greeted by Will and Kate
04:15So beautiful, you're so beautiful the president said
04:17And then he turned to Kate and said
04:19Trump is actually, he's very fond of Kate
04:23Having previously tweeted
04:25On social media Trump praised stolen topless photos of Kate Middleton
04:28Who wouldn't take Kate's picture and make some money
04:32If she does the nude sunbathing thing
04:34Come on Kate
04:35That was so bad
04:38The words or the impression
04:41The impression
04:41I mean, yeah, the words but the impression
04:44Can we hear some of your Trump if you think you can do a better job
04:46No, I didn't say I could
04:48I think we want to hear it
04:49I'll get the shredder ready
04:53Don't, give me the thing
04:57I want to read the, what's the
04:59Who wouldn't take Kate's
05:01I feel like I need a cigarette
05:05Who wouldn't take Kate's picture and make lots of money
05:07I, I can't do it
05:10Well that's a great impression of the Godfather
05:13So thank you
05:14The Godfather mixed with Cookie Monster
05:17I think is where we ended up there
05:18So Trump was welcomed by King Charles
05:21Says a thousand words, doesn't it
05:23Look how happy President Trump is
05:26Yes
05:26Then came a full
05:28Stop the impression
05:30Then came a full military parade
05:32And just have a look here
05:33At the bottom of the screen
05:35At the bottom of this horse
05:37As it leaves a lovely tribute
05:38After the parade
05:42The Trumps headed to St George's Chapel
05:44To lay a wreath at the tomb
05:45Of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth
05:47It's a load of history
05:48Sadly, organisers forgot to turn one of the lamps on
05:53Can we fix that?
05:55There we go
05:55Perfect
05:56You know she doubles as Trump's tanning bed as well
06:01By the way
06:02That's amazing
06:02Can we, can we see that hat again?
06:05I just
06:06Is she the hamburgler?
06:09Where in the world is Melania Trump?
06:12That's a lamb
06:13She's actually sleeping under that hat
06:14Then came the official state banquet
06:18Queen Camilla in royal blue
06:20Melania in uranium yellow
06:21There was actually some controversy
06:25Yeah
06:25There are mixed feelings
06:27About the off the shoulder
06:28Canary yellow Carolina Herrera gown
06:30Oh no
06:31Not the off the shoulder
06:32Canary yellow Carolina Herrera gown
06:35You never display that much flesh
06:38On a royal occasion
06:40Unless you're nude sunbathing
06:42In which case that is fine
06:43Go for it
06:44The state banquet though
06:45It was a huge affair
06:47160 guests
06:48139 candles
06:501,452 pieces of cutlery
06:55And 22 schmackos as well
06:56First time we've seen someone
06:58Playing dead at a state visit
07:00Since Joe Biden
07:00So what was on the menu?
07:05Will the food have an American theme
07:07Because it's an American president?
07:08The menu will be in French
07:10It's always in French
07:11It's amazing
07:11The menu is in French
07:12It's a royal tradition
07:13Let's take a closer look at the menu
07:14They designed for the president
07:16We start with entrees
07:17Le McNuggets
07:18And the popcorn poulet
07:21And then for mains
07:21You've got a choice
07:22Un grand mac
07:23Or a fromage burger
07:24My favourite French cuisine
07:27Is le snack
07:28Oh really?
07:29Yes
07:29Great
07:30No this is the real menu
07:31Have a look at this here
07:32So we've got a big spoon
07:34Yeah
07:34A big fork
07:35What are the other ones for?
07:37Is it to get stuff out of your teeth?
07:39No but what an interesting insight
07:41It is into your dining experience
07:42The visit continued
07:45And we finally got to hear
07:46From the president
07:47Sorry that's not the right
07:49I think he got one of those
07:51Put in for Melania actually
07:52Yeah
07:53He's exercising his right
07:54To freedom of squeak
07:55So good news there
07:56No he gave a speech
07:57At the state banquet
07:58He did?
07:59Perfected in the pages
08:00Of Shakespeare and Dickens
08:01And Tolkien
08:02And Lewis
08:03No mention of Harry's autobiography
08:05I know
08:06Did you read that
08:07When it came out?
08:08No I didn't
08:08I listened to the audio book
08:10Did you really?
08:11Nah
08:12All right
08:14After the state banquet
08:15It was off to Chequers
08:16The summer residence
08:17For the UK Prime Minister
08:18Today he was boastful
08:20He was talking about
08:21Having brought peace
08:22To countries
08:23He couldn't quite remember
08:24The name of
08:24Now hang on a minute
08:25That is slanderous
08:27That is not fair
08:28Let's take a look
08:28To think that we settled
08:30Uh
08:31Aber
08:32Bajan
08:33And
08:34Albania
08:35As an example
08:36It was going on for years
08:37Of course
08:40Aber Bajan
08:41And Albania
08:43By which he means
08:43Azerbaijan
08:44And Armenia
08:45But that's all right
08:47He is working on a peace deal
08:48Between Israel and Hummus
08:50So he's solving a lot of wars
08:53He's solving a lot of wars
08:54So while Trump and Stalin
08:55Are held a press conference
08:56What was Melania doing?
08:58Melania sat on a kiddie chair
08:59And joined in with arts
09:01And crafts projects
09:02They had to make a hat
09:03Out of a lampshade
09:04That's amazing
09:05It was amazing
09:06It was a packed program
09:07For the first lady
09:08A program of events
09:09For Mrs Trump
09:11Was rolled out
09:12In the castle grounds
09:13There they are
09:14Drawing Trump's underwear
09:15Lovely touch
09:17On that note
09:18We've got a great show for you
09:19Nikki Webster
09:20Pete Hellyer
09:21And Chris Collar
09:22All here
09:22In the Chiefs
09:23Welcome back to the Chiefs
09:34And our very special guests
09:36Are standing by
09:37The nuns who escaped
09:38Their nursing home
09:40To break back
09:41Into the convent
09:42Wow
09:43It's like reverse
09:43Sound of music
09:44Yes
09:45Can we learn more?
09:47Sister Rita
09:47Sister Regina
09:48And Sister Bernadette
09:50Returned to their
09:51Abandoned convent
09:52The signs were clear
09:53Private Grundstuk
09:55You've got to
09:57Avoid the signs
09:57Moving on now
09:59And to politics
10:00Albania has introduced
10:01Its newest minister
10:03Who is completely
10:04AI generated
10:06Her first job
10:07Was explaining to Trump
10:08That they're not at war
10:09With Azerbaijan
10:11They've got a lot of work
10:12To do
10:12Interesting
10:13We're actually working
10:13On our very own
10:14Australian AI politician
10:16Don't say that
10:17If you fail takes me
10:18And I'll punch blood
10:20In the mouth
10:20To say that
10:21Just needs a few more tweaks
10:22And it'll be there
10:23Moving on
10:24And sticking with politics
10:25Former MMA fighter
10:27Conor McGregor
10:28Has tapped out
10:29Of Ireland's
10:30Presidential election
10:31Wow
10:32This is big
10:32I didn't even know
10:33He was running
10:34He was running
10:35He has a lot of public support
10:37He's loved in Ireland
10:38What did the public say?
10:39On behalf of the women of Ireland
10:40He can f*** us
10:41Okay maybe not
10:43Anya doesn't say much
10:45But when she does
10:45When she does
10:46Let's head to France
10:47The first lady of France
10:49Brigitte Macron
10:49Is willing to provide
10:51Scientific evidence
10:52To prove she was born
10:53As a woman
10:54As part of a defamation case
10:56In the United States
10:57Wow
10:58This is amazing
10:59We actually have
10:59The brief of evidence
11:01The scientific evidence
11:02That proves Brigitte
11:03Is
11:03Was born a female
11:04Yep
11:04She's watched every episode
11:06Of Bridgerton
11:06Well that's a tick
11:07Yep
11:07She's got a massive
11:09Water bottle
11:10Perfect
11:10She was asked
11:13What she wants for dinner
11:14She said
11:14I don't really mind
11:15I'm happy with
11:15Whatever you want
11:16Actually on the way
11:19To the court
11:20They got lost five times
11:21Because she was navigating
11:21Oh there we go
11:22So we'll follow
11:24That case closely
11:25Us ladies
11:25We can't navigate
11:26Am I right?
11:30Women
11:30Women should be seen
11:34And not heard
11:34Alright
11:34That's a joke
11:37That's a joke
11:37That's a joke
11:38That's a joke
11:39That's a joke
11:39That's a joke
11:40When you're annoyed
11:41At something I say
11:42It's a joke
11:43It was a big week in France
11:46Well Prisian waiters
11:47Have put their skills
11:48To the ultimate test
11:49Armed with a tray
11:50Carrying a cup of coffee
11:51A glass of water
11:52And a croissant
11:53The competitors
11:53Set off at a brisk pace
11:55The rules state
11:57They have to walk
11:58Not run
11:59The aim of the event
12:00Is to raise awareness
12:01Of the unique role
12:02Of the cafe
12:03This is amazing
12:04What an event
12:05And all the proceeds
12:05Went to the cafe's
12:06Weekend surcharge
12:07That's a lovely time
12:08Let's talk some showbiz
12:10Let's do that instead
12:11Yes exactly
12:11What's happening
12:12What have you been watching
12:13Okay I feel like
12:13I've been saying this
12:14For months now
12:14But let's start with
12:15The block
12:15On Channel 9
12:16Is that still going?
12:17Yes it is
12:18Great
12:19And well you'd think
12:20We're well and truly
12:20In the thick of construction
12:22Or are we?
12:23I feel a bit sick
12:24In my dum-tum
12:24Why would that be?
12:29They were listening
12:34To house music
12:35It was the groan
12:40That got me
12:40I'm going to provide
12:43Scientific evidence
12:44That that was a good joke
12:44But we'll find that
12:46Are they even doing
12:47Building on this show?
12:48At that point
12:49It was a 3am kebab build
12:50So yeah
12:51Now everyone's learned
12:52A lot this season
12:53But no one more
12:54Than Scotty
12:55It does feel
12:56Punchy
12:57And bold
12:58It feels autumnal
13:00What does that word mean?
13:01Autumnal
13:02Autumnal
13:03What?
13:04Autumnal
13:04Like the season
13:05Like season
13:05He doesn't know
13:07How to spell autumnal
13:09But that's alright
13:09What did you just call it?
13:11Isn't it autumnal?
13:12I think it's autumnal
13:13Isn't that what I said?
13:15I think you said autumnal
13:16Which is describing
13:18That Albanian AI minister
13:19Also I see why
13:22Mel Brasol's
13:23Second couple weeks off
13:24Alright
13:24See what did I tell you
13:27Without women
13:28My kitchen rules
13:33Continues on seven
13:33And contestant Michael
13:35Is still working hard
13:36To make his self-improse
13:37Nickname stick
13:38Right
13:38Why are you the meat master?
13:40Because I eat meat
13:41For breakfast
13:41Lunch and dinner
13:42I love cooking it
13:43I love eating it
13:44I love feeding it
13:45To my friends
13:46They sometimes call me
13:48Triple M
13:48Michael Meat Master
13:50Wow
13:51Wow
13:52What does he call himself?
13:53Triple M
13:54Because he's the meat master
13:55Michael
13:56Yeah
13:56Right
13:57Yeah
13:57Not because he plays
13:58Nickelback every 30 seconds
13:59Well it's funny
14:01Because the abbreviation
14:02That comes to my mind
14:03Is less triple M
14:04More TMI
14:05I know how strong
14:06A miso caramel sauce is
14:08I've had it many times
14:09With Riley
14:09She's actually gave me
14:11A flavour gasm
14:11With it before
14:12And I reckon
14:15I reckon Riley's been
14:18Faking her flavour gasms
14:19And just a public service
14:23Announcement
14:23Do not google the phrase
14:24Meat master flavour gasms
14:26Keep that off the word computer
14:27Over to America
14:29For the premiere
14:30Of Dancing with the Stars
14:30USA
14:31Where our very own
14:32Robert Irwin
14:33Made his debut
14:34Dancing
14:35So that movie's called
14:38The Drop Bear
14:38Oh right
14:39Yeah
14:39It's very Australian inspired
14:41This one's Forgot My Phones
14:42At The Pool
14:43Nice
14:43And It's Hot
14:44After The Air Guitar
14:46I love this one
14:47This is Wombat
14:48Crossing The Highway
14:48Beautiful
14:49Yeah
14:50He nailed it
14:51There he is there
14:53I won't lie
14:55I came for Robert Irwin
14:55But I stayed for Judge Bruno
14:58Honestly
14:58I don't know why
14:59They bothered giving
15:00This man a chair
15:01Bruno hit it bud
15:02Okay
15:02I love to see a little
15:03Spice girl coming out there
15:05Oh right on my street
15:07The fluency
15:08And the continuity
15:10You went for it
15:11Like a fury
15:12And you won
15:13You hammered
15:14The cha-cha-cha
15:15It really was the spirit
15:16Of the cha-cha-cha
15:18Robert mate
15:19That wasn't good
15:20It was great
15:22I love it
15:24It's a dilemma
15:25In his defence
15:27Try judging with a hemorrhoid
15:28It is very painful
15:29If I did the same thing
15:32And I stood
15:33You wouldn't be able
15:34To tell the difference
15:34Ready
15:35Hang on
15:35This is me sitting
15:36He nailed
15:38You nailed that
15:43Same thing
15:43I love it
15:44Thank you
15:44What do the other judges
15:46Think of Robert's performance
15:47She gave me a flavour
15:48Oh really
15:49Exactly
15:49We're going to take a break
15:51Back with a very special guest
15:52In the cheap seats
15:53After this
15:54Welcome back to the cheap seats
16:04And we're celebrating a major milestone
16:07At this very moment
16:0825 years ago
16:10Australia was buzzing
16:12That's right
16:13On this very day
16:15Exactly 25 years
16:17And one week
16:18And one week ago
16:19Was the opening ceremony
16:21For the Sydney Olympics
16:22And what a celebration it was
16:24They packed out live sites
16:26Watching the action
16:28On giant screens
16:29This man's ribs were crushed
16:31Others were treated
16:32By St John's ambulance
16:33I reckon Tobin Brothers
16:36Might have had more luck
16:36The world came to Sydney
16:39To watch the games
16:40From stadiums
16:41Hotels
16:42And backyard parties
16:43Lots of people stayed home
16:45To watch it
16:45One party at Wurunga
16:47Was a toga party
16:48Where they had
16:48Special Olympic cocktails
16:50And they also
16:51Sacrificed a child
16:52For the Olympic gods
16:54I thought that was a scene
16:55From the block
16:56That party
16:57Can we see that again?
16:58No that is
16:59Jonathan LaPaglia
16:59Extinguishing his first torch
17:01It's unbelievable
17:02It is amazing to think
17:04That the Olympics
17:04Were 25 years ago
17:06The opening ceremony
17:07Many describe as
17:08The best of all time
17:09And on that night
17:1025 years ago
17:11One person
17:12Stole the show
17:13Nicky Webster
17:15Nicky Webster
17:16Nicky Webster
17:17Hi I'm Nicky Webster
17:18Australia's new
17:19Sweetheart of song
17:20These are the best days
17:23Of our lives
17:24We are so excited
17:26To welcome
17:26Australian icon
17:27It's Nicky Webster
17:28Hi Nicky
17:31How are you?
17:32Love to see you
17:33Hello
17:35Hello
17:36And wonderful
17:36Nicky Webster
17:37This is wild
17:39Thank you so much
17:40So lovely to see you
17:42Thank you
17:43You've just come from
17:44Dancing the cha-cha
17:44With Robert Irwin
17:45I've still got the dancing moves
17:49It's alright
17:49We are so excited
17:51To have you in
17:51The whole production crew
17:52This week
17:53We're so thrilled
17:54Can you believe
17:55It's been 25 years?
17:56I can't
17:57I can't believe
17:57I'm that old
17:58To be honest
17:58But it's pretty awesome
18:00To reflect back
18:01And also still be remembered
18:03You know
18:0325 years on
18:04That's pretty honourable
18:05I don't think you've aged
18:06Yeah
18:0725 years
18:08I wouldn't call it
18:09I slipped her some money
18:10Before this to say that
18:11I mean my wrinkles
18:12Would say something different
18:13But no I'm just
18:15I'm very lucky
18:15To be remembered
18:16For that night
18:1725 years ago
18:18So
18:18Well you got to
18:19Reprise your role
18:20During the week
18:21There you are
18:25At a core stadium
18:26Singing the same song
18:27With your children
18:28What a special moment
18:29How was that?
18:29It was incredibly special
18:31See I haven't aged
18:31You know
18:32I just created a remake
18:35Which one are you?
18:35Which one?
18:36No no
18:37It was amazing
18:38It was just magical
18:38To be there with them
18:39And to stand in the stadium
18:40And all they've heard
18:42Is mummy's stories
18:42Like this is what mummy did
18:44And I flew in
18:45And to stand there
18:46In the stadium
18:46And have them there with me
18:47Was just very very special
18:49A very core memory
18:50For us as a family
18:51You said backstage
18:51Their voices were straining
18:52That was their mum
18:55Not at all
18:56The nervous quiver
18:57In my voice
18:58Not at all
18:58Can you take us back
18:59To that night
19:00The opening ceremony
19:01What are your memories of it?
19:03I think my main memory
19:04Is I just had to hit
19:05That centre mark
19:06And lay out my beach towel
19:07So that I could fly
19:08And then after that
19:10It was just watching the audience
19:11And I had the best scene
19:12In the house pretty much
19:13Just watching everybody
19:14And getting to be a part
19:16Of this magical event
19:17That had been created
19:18Well it was watched
19:19By over 100,000 in the stadium
19:21Over 4 billion people
19:22Around the world
19:23Let's take a trip back in time
19:25And relive
19:26That magical moment
19:27That's all we're allowed to show
19:29Nikki
19:29That's more than I'm allowed to have
19:31It's fine
19:32Sorry
19:33No I am hearing
19:34That we can actually
19:35Have a look at a little bit more
19:36Smart casual is hard
19:41To get right
19:42Isn't it
19:42I thought I dressed like
19:44The green girl
19:44Can we see that again
19:45See
19:45Oh my gosh you are
19:47Yeah
19:47What are they meant to be
19:48They're representing
19:51The five continents
19:53Yeah so we've got
19:54Obviously Asia
19:55Africa
19:55Europe
19:56North America
19:56Christmas Island
19:57And me
20:00And you
20:00That's right
20:01It wasn't just
20:03The singing of course
20:04We saw this as well
20:05At one point
20:06Flying high above the stadium
20:07In a sequence
20:08Representing a swim
20:10In the ocean
20:10Okay be honest
20:12Were you nervous
20:13No it was the best part
20:14Every little girl
20:15Wants to get hit by a jellyfish
20:16And fly high
20:17I mean it was the best part
20:18Definitely the funnest part
20:20So in the audition process
20:21What was that like
20:22Because hundreds and thousands
20:23Of people applied for that gig
20:25So what was that process like
20:26It was just a process
20:27Of elimination
20:27And I wish reality TV
20:29Had been around then
20:30Because it was really cutthroat
20:31It was like lots of girls
20:32Everybody wanted this role
20:34We didn't know what it was
20:35And it was just
20:36Every week I'd go back
20:37And there'd be less girls
20:39And less girls
20:39And then the most important part
20:41Was that I wasn't scared of heights
20:42So that was the most exciting thing
20:44It's amazing
20:44You got down to the final two
20:46And we've actually managed
20:47To dig up the other hopefuls audition
20:50I recognise that
20:55Yes
20:55Wow
20:57Unbelievable
20:59Good commitment on the fly
21:02Thank you
21:03I'm not going to lie
21:04I was like mad jealous of you
21:06Really?
21:06Yeah
21:07Because I was a similar age
21:08To Nikki Webster
21:09And I was like
21:10Of course the chubby brunette
21:11From the Burbs
21:12Is not going to get the job
21:13No
21:13No it's true
21:14You don't want to see a photo
21:16Trust me
21:17But you were like
21:18Icon level
21:19Like everyone wanted to be
21:20Nikki Webster
21:21It was so cool
21:22That's very sweet
21:23I appreciate it
21:24It was a great opportunity
21:25And I was just
21:26You know
21:26Right time
21:27Right place
21:27It just kind of worked
21:28Do you notice how
21:29Nikki didn't say
21:30Everyone wanted to be
21:30Miltresina
21:31I do now
21:34I want to be her now
21:35I want to be as funny
21:36As her now
21:36Did you hear all the
21:37Women hating comments
21:38Tim did in the first
21:40I may have been
21:41Sitting in the dressing room
21:42I got your back girl
21:42Don't worry
21:43Are you ladies done?
21:47We can take him from here
21:48If you like
21:49I'll take him from here
21:49You can take a break
21:50I'll drop
21:50He doesn't have his licence
21:54Nikki do you have your licence?
21:58Of course I do
21:59I'm quite happy to drive you
22:00I'm a good partner too
22:02Well it wasn't just
22:03The opening ceremony of course
22:04You were a major star
22:06Before the opening ceremony
22:07You'd done a lot of musicals
22:08And TV work hadn't you?
22:09I had
22:09I wouldn't call it major star
22:10But I had done things
22:12Before the Olympics
22:13Yes
22:13We've actually managed
22:14To track down
22:14One of your earliest
22:15TV appearances
22:16Oh I like this one
22:18Nikki already
22:19Has an astonishing
22:20Body of work
22:21At six
22:24She was making commercials
22:25Life's pretty straight
22:29That's where I learned to fly
22:31I was going to say
22:32Can you actually fly?
22:34Is that what you think?
22:36I mean that's what my kids think
22:37I can fly
22:39If they're in trouble
22:40I'm like mummy will fly
22:41Can you please
22:42You got paid in twisties right?
22:44That would be goal
22:45I did
22:45I got boxes of them
22:46But they were all cheese ones
22:48And I only liked chicken
22:49At that age
22:49Really?
22:50I got boxes and boxes of them
22:52Yeah
22:52I don't think we can be friends
22:54That's the draw
22:56My palate's matured
22:57Now I'm cheers
22:59The twisties ad
23:01Wasn't your first ad though
23:03This was
23:04You yanks
23:05Still aren't sure
23:06What Australian toaster biscuits are?
23:08It's a roundy thing
23:09That my mum puts in the toaster
23:11I reckon you should try honey on one
23:13There you are
23:15Don't I look sweet
23:17But I wouldn't
23:17I was such a diva
23:18I wouldn't actually eat
23:19The toaster biscuits
23:20Oh really?
23:21So they had to employ
23:22Another child
23:22To take a child bite out of it
23:24And then I went
23:25Yeah
23:26It's really good
23:26Can we see that in a shot there?
23:28There you are
23:28Don't I look sweet?
23:29You do
23:30Although you do look like
23:31You look like
23:31You're from The Haunting
23:32I'm a country girl
23:35So after the Olympics of course
23:38Came your musical career
23:39For which you are incredibly loved
23:41And there is one song
23:43That stands out
23:44It's a national favourite
23:45Woo!
23:46This is a certified banger
23:55It's a song that keeps giving
23:57I do love it
23:58Well it is a certified banger
23:59When sung by a professional
24:01There have been some covers
24:03Over the years
24:04Woo!
24:05Woo!
24:14I love the move
24:15Love the move
24:15Thank you
24:16Unbelievable
24:16Tim's sad
24:18Because he's just never
24:19Had a strawberry kiss before
24:20So
24:20No
24:20Aww
24:21That's alright
24:23Please
24:27Not all at once ladies
24:29We didn't put our hands up
24:32No no no
24:33Well 25 years ago
24:34The whole world fell in love
24:36With you
24:36And thank you so much
24:37For joining us
24:37To relieve those memories
24:38Thank you for having me
24:39Ladies and gentlemen
24:39Would you please
24:40Say Nikki Webster
24:41Welcome back to the Chief Seats
24:52And it's time to talk sport
24:53If you bring us up to speed
24:54Would you please welcome back
24:55Comedian, friend of the show
24:56And golf enthusiast
24:57It's Pete Hellion
24:58Thank you
25:00Thanks guys
25:01Thank you
25:02Can I just say
25:04Straight to the top
25:04I'm pro-women
25:06Just want to say that
25:06You're saying that
25:08No reason
25:09Burn the bra
25:10Please
25:10Sorry
25:11Leave them in
25:13Leave them in
25:14Hard to follow
25:16I mean you're following
25:17National treasure
25:18Nikki Webster
25:19Yeah who got a walk on
25:20By the way
25:21I noticed that
25:21To be honest
25:23I did not think
25:24You would pass that
25:25Fitness test
25:25By the way
25:26I'm glad you're sitting
25:27I've got to get my steps up
25:28Tim
25:28I've told you that
25:29Alright
25:30Sports happening
25:31Where do we start
25:31The Aussies have been on fire
25:33At the World Athletics Championships
25:34In Tokyo
25:35Nicola Otis-Lagas
25:37Claimed her first
25:38World Championship
25:39Gold medal
25:39In the high jump
25:40World Championships
25:41Gold in one arm
25:42All for Jesus
25:43Written on the other
25:44Wow
25:45It's a shame
25:46Jesus didn't see
25:46He doesn't have KO
25:47That would be a miracle
25:51If he could afford
25:52£29.99 a month
25:53Mackenzie Little
25:56Picked up bronze
25:56In the javelin
25:57Doctor by day
25:58World champ
25:59Medalist by night
26:00Mackenzie Little
26:01Can do it all
26:02A week after saving
26:03A man from a heart attack
26:04The surgeon from Sydney
26:05Finished third
26:06In the javelin final
26:07Wow
26:08She's a surgeon
26:09Yeah
26:09That's how she does
26:10The scalpel
26:11She takes a big run
26:12You do have to ask
26:14How many people
26:15Had to die
26:15For that bronze medal
26:16Though
26:16Hundreds of the
26:18But well done
26:20To Mackenzie Little
26:21And I'm pro-women
26:22That's what your
26:24Other wrist says
26:25Pro-women
26:25Amazing for Mackenzie Little
26:28And she couldn't have
26:29Done it without her coach
26:30As you can see there
26:31She's talking to her
26:31Coach Angus
26:32Now I'm not sure
26:33If he was there to
26:33Coach or for a
26:34Hens night
26:35But there he is
26:38Little Miss Angus
26:39And what did Angus
26:40Have to say
26:41We're just going to
26:42Make it real
26:42And get out there
26:44And yeah
26:44I'll do my bit
26:45Over here
26:46Yeah she does the
26:47Javelin
26:47He organises the
26:48Penis straws
26:49It's very important
26:50Very important
26:50You can't have any
26:51Of the girls
26:52Missing out on the
26:52Penis straw on the
26:53Hens night
26:53And she gets that
26:54Penis straw very far
26:55Doesn't she
26:56Very far
26:56Let's head to the
26:57AFL
26:58Congratulations to the
26:59Gold Coast Suns
27:00Matt Rowell
27:01Who took on the
27:01Brownlow medal
27:02Last night
27:03Rowell has overcome
27:04Some challenges
27:05In his career
27:06Serious shoulder injury
27:07An ACL
27:07And the biggest
27:08Challenge of all
27:09Being a redhead
27:10Playing outdoor
27:10Sport in Queensland
27:11Good on him
27:14Of course we joke
27:15About it
27:15But this is actually
27:16The biggest honour
27:17Individual honour
27:18In AFL
27:19So I think we
27:19Should raise a toast
27:20To Matt Rowell
27:21We've organised
27:22Some drinks here guys
27:23There we go
27:24Thank you
27:25Thank you very much
27:27There we go guys
27:28There we go
27:28Penis straws
27:29Thank you
27:30To Matt Rowell
27:30Everybody
27:30Charge your glasses
27:33Charge your glasses
27:33Ginger
27:34I have one request
27:40That the Logies
27:42Don't use this clip
27:43If I make the
27:44In Memoriam package
27:44I think that would be
27:45Valet
27:47He died doing
27:49What he
27:49Never done before
27:50Exactly
27:51Exactly
27:52I've had my best
27:56Flavourgasm
27:57Can we get a towel
28:00Let's stick with sport
28:03It's grand final round
28:05In Geelong
28:05And Brisbane
28:06Through to
28:07This isn't SBS
28:10They are through
28:13To the big dance
28:14Brisbane and Geelong
28:16Much to the relief
28:17Of this Lions fan
28:18Big game
28:18100,000
28:19And I'm happy
28:20I'm happy for that bloke
28:21Because that shit
28:21Doesn't come off
28:22Can you imagine
28:24Sitting on a
28:24Jetstar flight
28:25Back to Brisbane
28:26With that still
28:26On your face
28:27Usually he has to sit
28:30In a crate
28:31In the cargo hold
28:32I'm going to say
28:33A phrase I don't often say
28:34I'm just going to grab
28:35Your penis
28:35Please do
28:36Just be gentle
28:38AFL
28:41AFL fans are very
28:44Passionate
28:45And there's never
28:45Enough stats
28:46Or data
28:47To satisfy
28:47The biggest
28:48Footy fan
28:4830,000
28:49Serves of chicken
28:50And chips
28:51As well as
28:51Hot dogs
28:52And 40,000
28:53Pies and sausage
28:54Rolls
28:55That's what
28:56Collingwood fans
28:56Called the
28:56Three major
28:57Food groups
28:57And Saturday
29:00Night
29:00Saw Collingwood
29:01Take on the
29:01Reigning premiers
29:02The Brisbane Lions
29:03And the coin toss
29:04Actually
29:05Before the game
29:06Started
29:06Didn't go the plan
29:07For a certain someone
29:08Karen
29:09Okay
29:10Can I do it now?
29:11No, no, no
29:12I'll let you know
29:13You'll be alright
29:14All doing all good
29:15Darcy
29:15Karen
29:16Karen
29:17Darcy
29:17Hi Karen
29:18All the best
29:18Don't muck it up
29:19Oh thank you
29:20You're fine
29:21It's pretty good
29:22Ready
29:22Oh there you go
29:23Heads
29:24Heads
29:24It's tall
29:24Heads
29:25It's tails
29:26Tails
29:27All the best guys
29:28Go on
29:29Don't muck it up
29:31No
29:31Oh shit
29:32Poor Karen
29:32She obviously
29:33Then complained
29:33To management
29:34Of course
29:34And the coin toss
29:36Was reversed
29:36Okay that's good
29:37To know
29:37Good to know
29:38Well to the NRL
29:39Now where the
29:40Canberra Raiders
29:41Were preparing
29:41To meet the
29:42Cronulla Sharks
29:42In a do or die
29:43Final
29:43And Canberra Milk
29:45Sponsors the Raiders
29:46And Canberra
29:47Lime Milk
29:47Has become a big
29:49Thing
29:49And this bloke
29:49Was right behind it
29:50And one of them
29:51Is wearing what
29:51Is quite possibly
29:52One of my favourite
29:53Costumes ever
29:54Sean
29:54Tell us what
29:55Your dress does
29:56Today
29:56I'm the
29:57Canberra Raiders
29:58Lime Milk
29:58And guess who
30:01He sat next to
30:01On the flight home
30:02It was a bit tricky
30:05Because the Lion Man
30:06Is actually lactose intolerant
30:07So he got pretty
30:08Well there goes
30:09Our graphics budget
30:10For the entire year
30:11Thank you
30:11Also lime and milk
30:13What a classic
30:13Flavour combination
30:14Finally
30:14Together at last
30:15Together at last
30:16Finally to the
30:18Sumo wrestling
30:19Always got the eye
30:19On the sumo wrestling
30:20In Japan
30:21Where one of the
30:22Wrestlers
30:22Was keen
30:23Really keen
30:24To get a nickname
30:25Going
30:25Tobizaru
30:26Who calls himself
30:27The Flying Monkey
30:28Usually I'm against
30:31People giving themselves
30:31Their own nicknames
30:32But this guy
30:33Is 180 kilograms
30:34I'm going to call you
30:35The Flying Monkey
30:35Let's see what
30:37The Flying Monkey
30:38Got to
30:38Could start by
30:41Tomawashi
30:41But once again
30:42Oh yes
30:44And that crowd member
30:45In the front row
30:46Is safe
30:47He was later found
30:48In the Flying Monkey's
30:49Underboob
30:50He's okay
30:51The battle finally
30:53Got going
30:53But there was a delay
30:54These silk
30:56Shime Komi
30:57Are really stiff
30:59So
30:59It's hard for the
31:01Gyoji to
31:02Tighten it up
31:03It's a fun job
31:05He then had to
31:06Unpick the wedgie
31:06Where a second
31:08Audience member
31:09Was found
31:09By the way
31:12That's the wrong footage
31:12That was you
31:13In the green room
31:13Earlier today
31:14It's all
31:16Comfortable now
31:16They are magnificent
31:18Athletes
31:18And the prep
31:19They put in
31:19To be in the right
31:20Condition
31:21At the right time
31:22Check out their
31:22Pre-match diet alone
31:2330,000 serves
31:24Of chicken and chips
31:25As well as hot dogs
31:26It's incredible
31:27Thank you very much
31:28On that note
31:28We're going to take a break
31:29Would you please
31:30Thank Peter Helland
31:31We are so excited
31:41To welcome
31:42Nine News
31:42Finance expert
31:43It's Chris Kohler
31:44Hello
31:47Nice to see you
31:49How are you
31:49Good day
31:50Thank you so much
31:52For joining us
31:52We've got a lot
31:53To chat to you about
31:53Pleasure to be here
31:54You're a finance expert
31:55Like first off the bat
31:57I'm not really
31:58Like
31:58I don't do finance
32:00Would you please
32:01Thank Chris Kohler
32:02But I'm a really big fan
32:05Of money money money
32:06From the group
32:07Ababajan
32:07That's about my level
32:10Just so you know
32:11Fair enough
32:11I mean you know
32:12That's about where you
32:12Need to be right
32:13So you're not a finance
32:15Person but you are
32:15Where did that love
32:16Of finance come from
32:17Look I just
32:18I love being a bummer
32:19And like really
32:20Ruining everyone's day
32:21Yeah great
32:21Talking about interest
32:22Rates and inflation
32:23And just you know
32:24Here you go everyone
32:25And they just
32:25Glaze over
32:26It's really satisfying
32:27Well you do it
32:28Better than most
32:29You do a great job
32:29On Nine News
32:30Cost of living pressures
32:32Are hitting every Aussie family
32:33And that's where
32:34Nine's finance expert
32:36Chris Kohler can help
32:37Are you buying our groceries
32:39Is that
32:39What's happening
32:40You know if you're confused
32:42Think about these poor women
32:43I just bowled up to them
32:44In a random aldi
32:45In density news
32:46Can I talk to you about fruit
32:47Now some financial experts
32:51Spend all day
32:52Analyzing the stock market
32:53And foreign economies
32:54You spend your days
32:56Getting dressed as a builder
32:57A witch
32:58A pokey player
32:59Shooting hoops
33:00Eating Froot Loops
33:01And going on a Hawaiian cruise
33:02What are you doing
33:03Yeah mucking around
33:05It really
33:06Like you know
33:07Don't
33:07My boss is watching this
33:09And everything
33:09This is bad
33:10This is really going to be terrible
33:11But these are your awesome
33:12TikToks and reels
33:13Which like
33:15Have been viewed
33:15Millions and millions of times
33:17You've got so many fans
33:18Where did they start
33:19Well I started them
33:20A couple of years ago
33:21I was talking about interest rates
33:22And I set it to
33:22Pump up the jam
33:24You know that song
33:24Classic merging
33:26It was time
33:28It was obvious
33:29It was right there
33:29That's Tim's dance floor anthem
33:30Yeah
33:30There you go
33:31So that's why it resonated
33:32Anyway look
33:33Fast forward a couple of years
33:34And I've got you know
33:34The fake noses
33:35And the hats
33:36And the stupid
33:37You know
33:38Spending all my time
33:39Making props
33:39I'm making props
33:39Of pokey machines
33:40Some might say
33:42A good use of finances
33:43There you go
33:44Is that good
33:46If you think your budget's slow
33:47I mean I'm literally
33:48Using printer paper
33:49To do it all
33:50What we would give
33:51For printer paper
33:52These are old
33:55Good morning Australia scripts
33:56Alright let's move on
33:58And Belvedere's got some
33:59No that's not right
34:00Sorry
34:00They are genuinely
34:03Hilarious and informative
34:04This one might be my favourite
34:05All aboard
34:06So the fast train
34:08Goes to the regional hubs
34:09Which means that
34:10Capital city workers
34:11Can move out of those
34:12Capital cities
34:12Taking pressure off
34:14The housing markets
34:15And boosting
34:15Secondary city economies
34:17God I love this book
34:19Boosting
34:22Boosting the economies
34:23Yeah
34:23That is amazing
34:24He's pretty good
34:25He's upstaging his dad already
34:26Yeah
34:27He does the finance
34:27On ABC Kids
34:28He does
34:30He gets paid in Freddos
34:30He's quite happy with that
34:31You then moved on
34:32To the very fiscally
34:33Responsible Caterpillar
34:34Which is always a favourite
34:35Speaking of family
34:37We should say
34:38Yeah
34:38You are part of the first family
34:40Of Australian finance
34:41Because your dad
34:41Is the legendary
34:42Alan Kohler
34:43Who does finance
34:44On the ABC
34:45There you are there
34:46We've got another shot
34:47Of you here
34:47Oh
34:48How sweet
34:50Trinflation
34:51It affects us all
34:52It certainly does
34:53Yeah
34:53What was it like
34:54Growing up at home with him
34:55Did you talk a lot of finance
34:56Yeah we did a bit
34:57I mean he's kind of
34:58Look he's a great dad
34:59First and foremost
34:59But he's kind of
35:00As he looks on TV
35:02That's kind of just how he is
35:03Like sometimes he'll just call you
35:04And you'll answer the phone
35:05He'll be like
35:05Hey mate
35:06Do you know that
35:06Kiwi fruits are up 45%
35:08And you're like
35:10Oh are they
35:11He's like yeah
35:12And that's finance
35:13And you've got to go
35:14Oh dad
35:14Okay
35:15Thanks dad
35:15Thanks very much
35:16Love you
35:16Gotta go
35:17Gotta go
35:17Gotta go
35:18Well we love your dad's
35:19Finance reports
35:19We wanted to show you
35:21One here
35:21I'll play it here
35:22And then I've got a
35:23Follow up question
35:23713 million chickens
35:26Slaughtered in Australia
35:27Over the past year
35:28Or 75 billion
35:30Worldwide
35:31And that's finance
35:33Does your dad know
35:36What finance is
35:37Maybe we're finding out
35:39That neither of us
35:39Actually know what finance is
35:41Well you love chickens
35:42Apparently
35:42You love chickens
35:43Amazingly this was
35:44Not a one off
35:45Cuban Javier Sotomayor
35:46Has held the high jump
35:47Record of 2.45 metres
35:50For 31 years
35:51And he remains
35:52The only person
35:53Ever to have cleared
35:548 feet
35:55Or 2.44 metres
35:57And that's finance
35:59That's not finance
35:59It's not
36:01That's pub trivia
36:02It's not
36:02It's a bit weird
36:03I might have to let him
36:04Know that people
36:04Are noticing that
36:05He's doing this
36:06That's amazing
36:07Now it is an
36:08Exciting time for you
36:09Because you are
36:09Just about to release
36:10Your very first book
36:11How they get you
36:12So how do they get us
36:13What is this all about
36:14Well that's on the last page
36:15And you've got to read
36:16The whole thing
36:17It is
36:18No look
36:19This is how they get you
36:20I spent the year writing it
36:21It's been kind of
36:22Really interesting
36:22The social media videos
36:24Kind of opened the door
36:25Into this room
36:25And I've been able to
36:26Spend a bit of time
36:27Figuring out how they get you
36:29So there's everything in here
36:30You know
36:30Supermarkets
36:31Mortgages
36:31Auctions
36:32You know
36:32Black Friday
36:33Kind of everything
36:34And the answer's different
36:35In every chapter
36:36Anything on negative gearing
36:37Because Mel was asking
36:38About that the other day
36:39Just don't bring it up
36:42Anywhere near an election
36:42And you'll be fine
36:43Okay great
36:43I mean
36:44That book looks great
36:45I'm going to wait
36:46For the movie
36:46But congratulations
36:50Big short
36:51They've kind of done a couple
36:52But yeah
36:53Where can people get the book
36:54It's out
36:55November 11
36:56You can pre-order it though
36:57Via Google
36:58And link in my bio
36:59But yeah
36:59November 11
37:00Audio and e-book as well
37:01And how much
37:02$37
37:03You know what really
37:04Bums me out
37:05Is that
37:05It's not enough for you
37:07So the problem is
37:10There's a couple of retailers
37:10And I won't tell you who
37:11Who are already offering it
37:12For 30% off
37:13And it's not even out yet
37:13It's already on special
37:14That's how they get you
37:16That is how they get you
37:18That is the book
37:18It is out November 11
37:20Would you please thank
37:21Chris Kohler
37:22Let's take a look
37:30Through the lens
37:31At the images
37:32Of the week
37:33To Germany
37:34Where Oliver Strumpfell
37:35Attempts to break the beer mug
37:37Carrying world records
37:38Currently held by my mother
37:40Moving on
37:43To a horseback rider
37:44In Kyrgyzstan
37:45Taking part in
37:46In a very gritty reboot
37:48Of the Saddle Club
37:49Yes
37:49That's called a red hot favourite
37:51Moving on
37:53And following the Vuelta
37:54And the Tour de France
37:56The Giro de Bousse juice
37:57Is currently underway
37:58This is an incredible image
38:01Of a farm in France
38:02Amazing colours
38:03The farm is the world's
38:04Largest producer
38:05Of sports girls labels
38:06It's amazing
38:07Here's another one
38:10Yeah sadly
38:11Some budget cuts
38:12To the orca still
38:13No no
38:14This is an image
38:15Of a Chinese farmer
38:16In his homemade submarine
38:18Either that
38:18Or Jess Fox
38:19Has had some work done
38:20Finally
38:22To North Korea
38:23Where Kim Jong-un
38:24Is overseeing the launch
38:25Of the latest
38:25Ballistic vibrator
38:27It's a powerful
38:28Powerful image
38:30That was a photo finish
38:33Yes
38:37Now we're having
38:38We're having fun
38:39But
38:39Yeah sadly
38:40We do have some breaking news
38:42That during the program
38:43We lost one of the titans
38:44Of Australian television
38:45What can we say
38:49About Peter Halea
38:50A much loved comedian
38:54Presenter
38:55Host
38:55Valet Pete
38:56On that note
38:57We are done
38:58Big thank you
38:59To Nikki Webster
39:00Peter Halea
39:01And Chris Kohler
39:02And our special guest
39:03Mel Trusina
39:04Mel Brayson
39:05We'll be back next week
39:06We'll see you then
39:06We'll see you then
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