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00:00:00I'll see you next time.
00:00:30Oh, Dad.
00:00:40Hello?
00:00:42Cheryl, we have to talk about our birthday plans.
00:00:45I mean, it's only two days away, and we still haven't decided the perfect way to celebrate.
00:00:49So, I was thinking, maybe we could all take a trip, too.
00:00:54Me, too. I meant to tell you before, but I wanted to be sure.
00:00:58Um, I think I'm going to spend my birthday with Jake.
00:01:02Uh, I'm going to lose my virginity to him. You know, I want to surprise him.
00:01:07What? But you can't.
00:01:09I mean, I thought we were going to wait until marriage.
00:01:13Besides, you can't do that to us.
00:01:15You can't break tradition that way.
00:01:19This is bad.
00:01:20You know, I'm going to tell Lexi.
00:01:22She's going to be very unhappy about this.
00:01:32Come on, Lexi.
00:01:33So, girls, what are we going to do for our birthday?
00:01:52Sue, we have plenty of time to figure something out.
00:01:55But this is the big one-eight.
00:01:59I mean, every year since our mom's met in the hospital, we've done something new and special.
00:02:03But this has to be newer and more special.
00:02:07So, what's something we've never done before?
00:02:10Mushrooms?
00:02:11No, not like that.
00:02:12Like something nice.
00:02:15Like maybe a trip.
00:02:16Like a mushroom trip?
00:02:18No.
00:02:18Sorry, Sue.
00:02:22I have a date.
00:02:23Oh, so do I.
00:02:26Sorry, Sue.
00:02:27Don't worry, Sue.
00:02:28We'll figure it out.
00:02:42Oh, flowers.
00:02:43Are these from you?
00:02:44Yeah, sure.
00:02:47Here you go.
00:02:48No card, but I thought I saw one.
00:02:51I didn't know how to put my feelings into words.
00:02:54I guess, um, you still make me nervous.
00:03:01Oh, Jake.
00:03:06Maybe I should come in and hang out for a minute.
00:03:09Uh, no, Jake, not yet.
00:03:11When we do it, I want it to be really special.
00:03:14The best night of my life.
00:03:16It will be, I promise.
00:03:17It will always be amazing with you and me together.
00:03:31Jake, no.
00:03:31I have to go.
00:03:32I have to work on my art project.
00:03:35You know, I thought art was going to be a really easy elective,
00:03:38but I guess I should have taken more math.
00:03:43Uh, so you're going to come to my birthday, okay?
00:03:45This Saturday?
00:03:47Of course.
00:03:47Thanks.
00:03:52Thanks.
00:03:54Okay.
00:03:55Bye.
00:04:05Nothing, nothing, nothing.
00:04:07Oh, baby.
00:04:09You're so hot.
00:04:10I'm going to do you so good.
00:04:11Oh, yeah, baby.
00:04:13What was your name again?
00:04:14Rod.
00:04:16Sex guy.
00:04:21Lexi is so upset, she's speechless.
00:04:26Yeah, right.
00:04:27I bet.
00:04:27Cheryl's losing her virginity on Saturday?
00:04:38Oh, no.
00:04:39Does not compute.
00:04:41Want to talk in person ASAP.
00:04:47Oh, huh.
00:04:49Hi.
00:04:51When did you get home?
00:04:52So, is it true?
00:04:54Yes, it is.
00:04:56It's just, it's the right time, and Jake's the right man.
00:05:00I mean, he's handsome and smart and wealthy,
00:05:06and he has a really bright future ahead of him.
00:05:08So, I just think it's the right time.
00:05:12Lexi, tell her.
00:05:13Losing our virginity is one of those milestones
00:05:15we should all face together.
00:05:17On our birthday, yes, but not on this birthday.
00:05:19Like, maybe on our 23rd birthday,
00:05:22or maybe even, like, our 28th.
00:05:26Maybe.
00:05:28Listen, guys, I know it's tradition, but...
00:05:32I'm sorry.
00:05:36I know it's tradition, but...
00:05:39I'm sorry.
00:05:40But, Cheryl, Sue is right.
00:05:49We do always do something special on our birthday.
00:05:52Does Jake really have such a tiny little needle dip?
00:05:56It's not Jake.
00:05:58It's the male ideal.
00:06:00Like...
00:06:01a Greek god, or...
00:06:04Sue's dad.
00:06:05Right.
00:06:05Oh, yeah, I guess you're right.
00:06:09I mean, it kind of sucks.
00:06:10I'm not really an artist.
00:06:12Girls, can you just stop changing the subject?
00:06:14The point is, we should all lose our virginities together
00:06:17on the same day,
00:06:18and I'm just not ready yet.
00:06:21I'm waiting for a sign,
00:06:23and then I'll know it's right.
00:06:24Look, I can go either way.
00:06:27I mean, I'm fine with just 69, 79, anal.
00:06:31I don't feel any rush to actually do the deed.
00:06:35Besides, I know it'll never live up to my rabbit anyway.
00:06:39But, if you want to do it this year,
00:06:41then maybe we all should.
00:06:44You know, it could be like our big 18th birthday thing.
00:06:52Where are you going at 6.30 in the morning?
00:06:55To church.
00:06:56To pray for you.
00:06:57I want to be first in line.
00:06:58I'm getting this.
00:07:02Yeah, we too.
00:07:12Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
00:07:15It's been four days since my last confession.
00:07:17I accused myself of the following sins.
00:07:19Mm-hmm.
00:07:22Okay, so I'm really embarrassed to talk about this,
00:07:25but it's about sex.
00:07:28I mean, not me.
00:07:32I've never gone past second base with a guy.
00:07:35Aw.
00:07:37I've never even seen a guy's...
00:07:39Well, there was that one time I took the pants off my Ken doll,
00:07:42but I was dressing him up as Jesus,
00:07:45and I wanted to see his thing,
00:07:47but there was nothing there.
00:07:48Okay, so it's about my friends.
00:07:53My best friends.
00:07:56They're going to do something really bad this weekend.
00:07:58Okay.
00:08:00Third base.
00:08:02What?
00:08:03No.
00:08:04Like, sex.
00:08:05Like, intercourse?
00:08:07With boys, they barely even know.
00:08:09I mean, they really need us intervention,
00:08:11if you know what I mean.
00:08:11All the way.
00:08:13Go all the way.
00:08:16What are you...
00:08:17What's it?
00:08:19Ah!
00:08:20Ah!
00:08:21How could you do so?
00:08:23You're a bad, bad person.
00:08:28What?
00:08:29Yes.
00:08:36Yes.
00:08:37Run!
00:08:38Run!
00:08:39Home route!
00:08:41Ah!
00:08:42Damn it!
00:08:45Fuck you Yankees.
00:08:48Sorry.
00:08:49Sorry.
00:08:59Sue, it is 1 p.m.
00:09:16Would you have a little consideration?
00:09:18I'm trying to sleep.
00:09:21Jeez, can you guys please keep it down?
00:09:24I have an announcement to make.
00:09:26I want to do it.
00:09:27Do you hear me?
00:09:30I want to do it.
00:09:32This weekend.
00:09:34On our birthday.
00:09:35Do what?
00:09:38It.
00:09:39Screw.
00:09:40You know, screwing, boning,
00:09:42making the beast with two backs.
00:09:44You know, shagging.
00:09:45Fucking.
00:09:48You do.
00:09:50But what about all your religious stuff?
00:09:53And what about your sign from heaven?
00:09:56Oh, I got a sign.
00:09:57At church.
00:09:58Really?
00:10:00Well, okay, great.
00:10:03We're all in then.
00:10:05So we'll have a big pool party and we'll do it there.
00:10:09Right?
00:10:10Right.
00:10:13I'll start making the shopping list.
00:10:14Hey, Frank.
00:10:28Guys, we didn't invite Frank to the party.
00:10:31I don't know.
00:10:31Do you think he'd even have fun?
00:10:33Yeah, he's blind.
00:10:35Blind people can do everything regular people can do.
00:10:37Wait, are you back?
00:10:45Um, I was wondering, we're throwing this party tomorrow night.
00:10:49It's for our birthdays.
00:10:51Do you want to come?
00:10:52Do you think he can see at my shorts?
00:10:54Well, the house looks done.
00:11:08Tomorrow's the big day.
00:11:12We finally turn 18.
00:11:13And finally lose our virginity.
00:11:16Well, we better get our beady sleep because the party starts tomorrow at 2.
00:11:19So, okay, we know who Cheryl's going to do it with, Jake, and I'll probably do that guy Rod.
00:11:26But Sue, who are you going to pick?
00:11:27It's a poppy chair.
00:11:29It's easy.
00:11:30I've known for the past six years, ever since catty-kism.
00:11:36What the fuck is catty-kism?
00:11:38I think it's a baby panda wrapped in peanut butter.
00:11:40Yeah.
00:11:41My soulmate.
00:11:54Chris?
00:11:55Sue, you, um, might want to think about picking a backup.
00:12:00I mean...
00:12:01What?
00:12:01No, Chris is perfect.
00:12:03He played Jesus in Jesus Christ Superstar last year at camp.
00:12:06Plus, his name's Chris.
00:12:08It's a sign.
00:12:08Sue, the only sign is that Chris has a major case of gay face.
00:12:15What?
00:12:16He does not.
00:12:17Anyway, there's no such thing as gay face.
00:12:19He looks just like Justin Bieber.
00:12:22With a little bit of Zac Efron and just a hint of Ryan Seacrest.
00:12:26Who the fuck's Ryan Seacrest?
00:12:29Look, Chris is my soulmate.
00:12:32Okay, well, sweet dreams.
00:12:35See you in the morning.
00:12:38I knew it would happen someday.
00:12:45I just didn't expect it to happen so soon.
00:12:48I knew it.
00:12:52But you're hungry.
00:12:53He doesn't expect it to happen.
00:13:08Wochen?
00:13:09You're hungry.
00:13:10God's gonna be there.
00:13:11Vegan?
00:13:12Him?
00:13:12Not krijgen for something.
00:13:13Go gone.
00:13:13I have to take care for me.
00:13:14It's fine.
00:13:15Come on.
00:13:15We're here.
00:13:16See you in the morning.
00:13:16Listen.
00:13:16You're so perfect.
00:13:46You knew that's what I look like.
00:14:16Too bad no one could ever compare to you.
00:14:36Tomorrow's the day.
00:14:46Oh my gosh, they're coming.
00:15:03Lexi, Cheryl, hurry.
00:15:09Ew, why?
00:15:11It's for Jake to unwrap me.
00:15:12It's gonna be really sexy.
00:15:14I'm gonna surprise you.
00:15:16You're gonna die of asphyxiation.
00:15:18He's gonna be really sexy.
00:15:19It's stupid.
00:15:21Just screw him.
00:15:22That's what he wants.
00:15:23That's what all guys want.
00:15:24Who hurt you as a child?
00:15:26Oh, Christ.
00:15:27I have your mouth, too.
00:15:29Anyway, what guys want is someone who's sexy,
00:15:33not someone they can just have sex with.
00:15:35You're an idiot.
00:15:36A very smooth, plastic-wrapped idiot.
00:15:40Guys, seriously, come on, hurry up.
00:15:45Oh, what a cool bracelet.
00:15:51I love it.
00:15:53Um, you should put that down, though, because it's very fragile.
00:15:57Yeah.
00:15:58Set it down.
00:15:59Hurry up.
00:16:00Okay.
00:16:01Those are your anal beads, right?
00:16:02Yeah.
00:16:03Okay, let's go.
00:16:04Mm-hmm.
00:16:05Those are your anal beads, right?
00:16:06Yeah.
00:16:07Okay, let's go.
00:16:08Mm-hmm.
00:16:27Whoa!
00:16:28Oh, Jesus.
00:16:29Whoa!
00:16:30Hold up.
00:16:31Oh, we're gonna have some fun.
00:16:34Oh, a tack of the wet t-shirt.
00:16:36It's nice.
00:16:47Happy birthday, Lex.
00:16:50Oh, Joanna, we said no gifts.
00:16:53That is lip poison to plump your lips,
00:16:56but be careful it stings.
00:16:58And the other one is edible massage oil.
00:17:01Oh, how did you know?
00:17:03I mean, I'm gonna use both of these tonight.
00:17:05Please, please.
00:17:11Buster, such a beauty.
00:17:14Please don't touch my service, Dad.
00:17:16All right, sorry.
00:17:18Are you okay now?
00:17:19Yeah, I'm fine.
00:17:20Okay.
00:17:21See you later.
00:17:25I can't believe you haven't heard of it.
00:17:27This is crazy.
00:17:28Whoa!
00:17:29Jake!
00:17:30Hi!
00:17:31Hey, babe.
00:17:32Happy birthday.
00:17:35Oh, you didn't have to give me anything.
00:17:38What?
00:17:39You want a beer?
00:17:44No.
00:17:48Oh, hon.
00:17:49Come here.
00:17:53I have your present here.
00:17:55I'll give it to you later.
00:17:56The time's right.
00:17:57Oh.
00:17:58You didn't have to give me anything.
00:18:01And I have a present for you that I want you to unwrap later.
00:18:07Hey, bro, we need you to settle this bed over here real quick.
00:18:12What bed?
00:18:17All right, this is my man right here.
00:18:19Hey.
00:18:20Hey.
00:18:21How you doing?
00:18:22Hey.
00:18:32Check it out!
00:18:33What?
00:18:35Dare me?
00:18:53Oh, dude.
00:18:54Look at those.
00:18:55Are those real?
00:18:56I don't...
00:18:57Have you guys seen Cheryl?
00:18:58Hey!
00:18:59Dude, move!
00:19:00Lame!
00:19:01Oh, all right.
00:19:02Okay.
00:19:03I'll see you guys later.
00:19:04Go!
00:19:05Go do some push-ups or something.
00:19:06Aw, the moves.
00:19:0720 bucks says, by the end of the day, I will be motorboating those kitties.
00:19:10Yeah!
00:19:12They're fake anyways.
00:19:14Who cares?
00:19:15Okay.
00:19:21Oh, dude, dude.
00:19:22I'm blind, you fucking asshole.
00:19:27Dude, no.
00:19:28It's your birthday.
00:19:29Here, let me.
00:19:30Joanna, no.
00:19:31Just go enjoy the birdie.
00:19:33It's not.
00:19:35Open.
00:19:38Hey.
00:19:39Do my lips look any plumper?
00:19:40I put this stuff on, but I can't really feel anything yet.
00:19:45Have you guys seen Jake?
00:19:46I haven't seen him anywhere.
00:19:47It just, like, disappeared.
00:19:49Are these real?
00:19:50Of course they are.
00:19:51How come I could have met you before?
00:19:52I don't know.
00:19:53Maybe he's gonna be around.
00:19:54Ryan, have you seen Jake?
00:19:55Um, I think he's around or something.
00:19:56Maybe he's upstairs.
00:19:57I don't know.
00:19:58Maybe he wants to go get my birthday present.
00:19:59That's probably where he went.
00:20:01I don't know.
00:20:02Liquid courage?
00:20:03Yeah.
00:20:04Yeah.
00:20:05Atta girl.
00:20:06Vodka cranberry.
00:20:07Vodka cranberry.
00:20:08Surely simple.
00:20:09I don't know.
00:20:10I don't know.
00:20:11I don't know.
00:20:12Maybe he's just gonna be around.
00:20:13Ryan, have you seen Jake?
00:20:14Um, I think he's around or something.
00:20:16Maybe he's upstairs.
00:20:17I don't know.
00:20:19Oh.
00:20:20Maybe he wants to go get my birthday present.
00:20:22That's probably where he went.
00:20:24Go roll.
00:20:28Liquid courage?
00:20:29Yeah.
00:20:30Atta girl.
00:20:31Vodka cranberry.
00:20:32It's really simple.
00:20:33Well, I guess it's now or never.
00:20:34I gotta go meet Rod.
00:20:35Sue?
00:20:36Are you okay?
00:20:37Sue?
00:20:38Relax.
00:20:39They're just nice.
00:20:40Okay.
00:20:41Nothing to be scared of.
00:20:42Seriously.
00:20:43Gonna be fine.
00:20:44Is Chris here?
00:20:46Wow, it's even worse in person, isn't it?
00:20:47No.
00:20:48He does not have a gay face.
00:20:49I'm gonna prove it to you.
00:20:50I'm gonna do it.
00:20:51Wow.
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00:21:45Yeah, my favorite chapter is Psalm McGloor.
00:21:49Chris, hi.
00:21:52Can I talk to you?
00:21:54Huh?
00:21:55Uh, in private?
00:21:58Oh.
00:22:12Hey, Lexi.
00:22:14Hey, Lexi.
00:22:15Hey, Lexi.
00:22:16What?
00:22:17Chris, you're so sexy.
00:22:22Ever since you played Jesus at camp, I've just...
00:22:25I've known that we were meant to be together.
00:22:29And I really want to...
00:22:32Oh, what are you doing?
00:22:34Is that wrong?
00:22:35Sue, what's gotten into you?
00:22:37Nothing. I'm sorry. I don't know how to do this.
00:22:41Sue. Sue, Sue, Sue.
00:22:46I understand these urges.
00:22:51And, you know, I like you too.
00:22:55Really? You do?
00:22:57I do. I really do.
00:23:00I like you too.
00:23:02Really? You do?
00:23:04I do. I really do.
00:23:06It's just...
00:23:08I've devoted a lot of my life to one certain man.
00:23:14Right.
00:23:15Lexi said you were...
00:23:16Jesus.
00:23:17Oh.
00:23:18That man.
00:23:19Of course.
00:23:20What did you think?
00:23:21Oh, nothing.
00:23:23So we can still do this then?
00:23:27Oh, Sue.
00:23:28You know, for me, when I think about that man who died for our sins, when I think about him up there on that cross, so helpless.
00:23:31Yet so muscular, with his strong thighs crossed over each other so delicately beneath that ragged loincloth.
00:23:40You know, for me, when I think about that man who died for our sins, when I think about him up there on that cross, so helpless, yet so muscular.
00:23:48But this strong thighs crossed over each other so delicately beneath that ragged loincloth growing so hot, so sweaty, under that hot, hot sun.
00:24:08I just feel such compassion.
00:24:13I think about those things too.
00:24:15you understand why I can't do this? Not really. I just find it too hard it is to
00:24:24give in to carnal pleasure when he sacrificed so much for us. So...
00:24:45You're gonna totally throw these on. Whoa! Have you seen Jake? No, no. Okay. All right, focus, focus, focus.
00:25:06Oh, there he is. Oh, he got me the puppy that I wanted.
00:25:15How could he?
00:25:32Sue, what happened? Did you guys do it? Sue? He doesn't want me. Because he's gay. No, he's not. He just really loves Jesus.
00:25:44Oh, come on, Sue. The only reason we even liked him is because you knew he was never a real possibility for you.
00:25:51Look, the only way you're gonna find out what kind of man you really want is to know what kind of woman you really are.
00:25:59You really are. Deep inside.
00:26:02What?
00:26:03Come with me.
00:26:05Where?
00:26:06To meet your dark side.
00:26:08Leave.
00:26:09Leave.
00:26:10Leave.
00:26:11Leave.
00:26:15Out.
00:26:16Everyone out.
00:26:27Sue, it's time for you and your vagina to meet face to face.
00:26:32I really can't. I really don't think I can do this.
00:26:48I'm not letting you out until you look.
00:26:51Sue?
00:26:52Can you see it?
00:26:53Sue?
00:26:54I'm almost... I'm almost there.
00:26:58What?
00:26:59What?
00:27:00What?
00:27:01What?
00:27:02Sue?
00:27:03What happened?
00:27:04What did you see?
00:27:05A raccoon?
00:27:06What?
00:27:07What?
00:27:08What?
00:27:09Sue?
00:27:10What happened?
00:27:11What did you see?
00:27:12A raccoon?
00:27:13What?
00:27:14You overshot it.
00:27:15Aim the mirror further up.
00:27:36I can't.
00:27:37I can't.
00:27:38Please don't make me do that again.
00:27:39Okay.
00:27:40Fine.
00:27:41Fine.
00:27:42I didn't want to do this, but you leave me no choice.
00:27:45What?
00:27:46You really need an orgasm.
00:27:49Honestly, I don't know how you expected to ever have sex with someone else when you've
00:27:53never even had it with yourself.
00:27:55This really has to be your first step.
00:27:57Les, I'm ready.
00:27:59Coming.
00:28:00Sue, my black vibrator is somewhere in the top drawer.
00:28:03Just find it and use it.
00:28:05Wait.
00:28:06What does a black vibrator look like?
00:28:08It's black.
00:28:09It vibrates.
00:28:12Come on, Rod.
00:28:14Let's go to Sue's room.
00:28:17And don't come back until you have at least one orgasm.
00:28:20I'm ready.
00:28:21Hey cutie.
00:28:22Cutie.
00:28:23Ugh.
00:28:24Boozeye!
00:28:25Yeah!
00:28:26Hey, cutie! Cutie!
00:28:40Booseye!
00:28:42Oh, yeah!
00:28:46Bang. Bang. Bang.
00:28:51Straighten up.
00:28:53Good boy. Good boy.
00:28:56He knows over a hundred commands.
00:29:00I'm sorry. I can't see anything.
00:29:02That is not funny, Cheryl.
00:29:04What a bitch.
00:29:06Fortunately, when you're blind, you get used to things like that.
00:29:26Oh, shit.
00:29:28What's wrong with this thing?
00:29:32What's wrong with this thing?
00:29:35Nice shot.
00:29:37Direct hit.
00:29:40Oh, shit.
00:29:41What's wrong with this thing?
00:29:45What's wrong with this thing?
00:29:47Nice shot.
00:29:50Direct hit.
00:29:51Direct hit.
00:29:52Direct hit.
00:29:53Direct hit.
00:29:54Direct hit.
00:29:56I can't see anything, Matt.
00:29:59No, I can't see anything.
00:30:00I can't see anything.
00:30:01But I'm sorry.
00:30:02I can't see anything.
00:30:05I can't see anything.
00:30:05I can't see anything.
00:30:06Cheryl, what is wrong?
00:30:09Lexi, it's Jake.
00:30:12He was skinning a blow job by some pink-haired girl.
00:30:15For sure?
00:30:16I mean, I know I've been putting off having sex with him, so maybe, maybe it's my fault.
00:30:21That's no excuse. He's a dirtbag. How dare he?
00:30:25No, it's awful. I mean, I thought I was going to marry him.
00:30:35It's a text. It's from him. I can't bear myself to read it.
00:30:39Okay. He's looking for you. He wants to give you your birthday gift.
00:30:45Oh, I can't face him.
00:30:46Um, I have to go. I'm going.
00:30:49No, you can't just leave.
00:30:51Well, I can't stay and just pretend like nothing happened. I mean, maybe I should confront him.
00:30:57He'll either deny it or admit and promise never to do it again.
00:31:00Either way, it's bullshit. I see only one option.
00:31:05I'm leaving.
00:31:06Revenge sex.
00:31:08Reve- I mean, what? What does that even mean?
00:31:10It means you find a guy, you screw his brains out, and you let Jake catch you.
00:31:14But he- I mean, he doesn't even care. He doesn't even care about me. I mean, why would- he's just into other girls.
00:31:32Trust me, he'll care. Seriously, this is the worst thing you could do to him. To his ego. To screw someone else when you've never even had sex with him. Especially if it's with someone smarter, better looking, and with a bigger dick.
00:31:48No, I- I couldn't. Plus, I mean, there's- there's no one smarter and better looking.
00:31:56Eric! He's perfect!
00:31:58Eric Hall? Are you kidding?
00:32:01I mean, he wouldn't even be into me. He likes your type.
00:32:05Really? And what type is that?
00:32:07He's bloody.
00:32:07Yeah. Trust me, he's amazing. I fooled around with him once. He has this great tongue ring.
00:32:15Oh, no. I could never fool around with somebody you fooled around with.
00:32:19Okay, then. Fine. We will find someone else. Someone that I haven't fooled around with.
00:32:26Okay, what does it matter that I fooled around with him? I mean, is he not going to marry the guy?
00:32:35No, I just couldn't do it.
00:32:37Fine. If you want to live the rest of your life knowing that you had one chance to do the right thing,
00:32:42to make your boyfriend feel like a total worthless piece of garbage and possibly even scar him with the rest of his existence,
00:32:48and you chose not to do it, go ahead. But honestly, I don't know how you'll be able to live with yourself.
00:32:56I don't know.
00:33:00But honestly, I don't know how you'll be able to live with yourself.
00:33:04I don't know.
00:33:06Trust me. It's going to work.
00:33:14I will intercept Jake and get him upstairs.
00:33:18Hi, Cheryl.
00:33:19Are you okay enough to chat with her?
00:33:21Oh, no.
00:33:35Hey.
00:33:37Happy birthday.
00:33:40Thanks.
00:33:48Have you guys seen Jake?
00:34:09So, happy birthday.
00:34:13Do you know that most people think that the happy birthday song was from Britain?
00:34:21But it's actually from us.
00:34:22U.S.
00:34:24America?
00:34:26United States?
00:34:28I know where we live.
00:34:30Right.
00:34:31Of course.
00:34:35I know where we live.
00:34:37Right.
00:34:37Of course.
00:34:39Hey, Jesus, Erica, are you going to make your move or not?
00:34:47Oh, you want me to move?
00:34:48Yeah, no, I can totally move.
00:34:49I just...
00:34:50No, you're fine.
00:34:51You're fine.
00:34:51Jake!
00:35:05So, Eric, do you want to do it or not?
00:35:10Oh, I'm sorry.
00:35:13It?
00:35:13What, um...
00:35:14It, like, monkey boning and, like, pigs in a blanket get real nasty.
00:35:22Oh.
00:35:23Oh, you mean, like, uh, right now?
00:35:28I mean, well, yeah.
00:35:30You know, the sooner the better.
00:35:34Yeah, sure.
00:35:35I mean, yeah, of course.
00:35:36Um, I just never realized that you, I mean, whew, uh, it's just, you're so, you're so beautiful.
00:35:52Okay, um, no cuisine.
00:35:57Right, um, of course.
00:36:00Sorry.
00:36:00So, um, do you want to unwrap me?
00:36:09Oh, wow.
00:36:10Uh, you're wrapped up like a Hot Pocket or a leftover macaroni and cheese.
00:36:15Now that you're left over, you're not.
00:36:17You, uh, you're fresh.
00:36:21Now that you're left over, you're not.
00:36:24You, uh, you're fresh.
00:36:26Organic.
00:36:28Yep.
00:36:30So, the wrap.
00:36:32Right.
00:36:34Um, well, where's the, uh...
00:36:37It's, uh, the end is, the edges, like, right over here.
00:36:39Oh, oh, yeah, here it is.
00:36:40Yeah.
00:36:41I see it.
00:36:42Um, let me just, uh...
00:36:43Ow, ow, ow.
00:36:46Sorry, sorry, sorry, I, um...
00:36:49It's, it's okay.
00:36:51Do it again.
00:36:53Sorry, I, uh, I, uh, I bite my nails, so it's a little difficult.
00:36:57You know what?
00:36:57Let me just lay on the bed.
00:37:00Okay.
00:37:06Uh, let me just see.
00:37:10Oh, here it is.
00:37:11I got it.
00:37:12All right.
00:37:13Just, um, pull it.
00:37:14Let me just...
00:37:16Oh, jeez.
00:37:20Uh, Cheryl, are you...
00:37:21You okay?
00:37:22Help!
00:37:23Help!
00:37:23Uh...
00:37:24Hey, Cheryl, are you okay?
00:37:30Oh, jeez.
00:37:32Here.
00:37:33Here.
00:37:34Here.
00:37:34Well, that was stupid.
00:37:42Yeah.
00:37:42How are you doing tonight?
00:37:49I'm good.
00:37:50You having a good time?
00:37:51Yeah?
00:37:52Good?
00:37:52Jake!
00:37:53I think I saw Cheryl upstairs.
00:37:56What?
00:37:57I can't hear you.
00:38:00I'm not a beer.
00:38:02Chips are so damn salty.
00:38:03Jake!
00:38:04Sorry, we're...
00:38:05Upstairs.
00:38:05Upstairs.
00:38:06Yeah.
00:38:06Hold on.
00:38:08Take a piss.
00:38:10How much beer?
00:38:11I'm not a beer.
00:38:11I'm not a beer.
00:38:12I'm not a beer.
00:38:13I'm not a beer.
00:38:13I'm not a beer.
00:38:14I'm not a beer.
00:38:15I'm not a beer.
00:38:16I'm not a beer.
00:38:17I'm not a beer.
00:38:18I'm not a beer.
00:38:19I'm not a beer.
00:38:20I'm not a beer.
00:38:21I'm not a beer.
00:38:22I'm not a beer.
00:38:23I'm not a beer.
00:38:24I'm not a beer.
00:38:25I'm not a beer.
00:38:26I'm not a beer.
00:38:27I'm not a beer.
00:38:28I'm not a beer.
00:38:29I'm not a beer.
00:38:30I'm not a beer.
00:38:31I'm not a beer.
00:38:32I'm not a beer.
00:38:33I'm not a beer.
00:38:34I'm not a beer.
00:38:35I'm not a beer.
00:38:36Finally, I, uh, let me just get the blinds.
00:38:47Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, um, don't, don't worry about it.
00:38:51What?
00:38:52I mean, I want us to be able to see each other.
00:38:57Oh.
00:38:59Well, okay.
00:39:00Okay.
00:39:06Okay.
00:39:16Finally, I, uh, let me just get the blinds.
00:39:20Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, um, don't, don't worry about it.
00:39:25What?
00:39:26I mean, I want us to be able to see each other.
00:39:30Uh-oh.
00:39:33Well, okay.
00:39:34Okay.
00:39:34Um.
00:40:02Um.
00:40:02What are you doing?
00:40:25Uh, I think it's time, you know.
00:40:32Do it.
00:40:34Um, not yet. More foreplay.
00:40:36Huh? Oh.
00:40:44It's so good.
00:40:47Oh.
00:40:49Yep.
00:40:50Oh, my God.
00:40:52Jaw, jaw, jaw.
00:40:54What? What?
00:40:55Ah, ah, oh.
00:40:57Ah, dear.
00:40:59Lock jaw, lock jaw.
00:41:01Is that even a thing?
00:41:03I don't know.
00:41:05Ah.
00:41:07Are you okay?
00:41:09No, no, no, no.
00:41:12It's, uh, it's fine.
00:41:14I'm just, uh, embarrassed.
00:41:16It's probably TMJ or fracture, swollen.
00:41:23You sure you're okay?
00:41:25Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
00:41:27Okay, great.
00:41:28Have fun.
00:41:29Oh.
00:41:35Now.
00:41:36Now, let's do it now.
00:41:37No, not yet.
00:41:38Not yet.
00:41:39All right, I'm gonna come.
00:41:42I'm gonna come.
00:41:43Are you ready?
00:41:44No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:41:47No, no, no, no, not yet.
00:41:48Lexi, Lexi, oh!
00:41:50Shit.
00:41:51Ugh!
00:41:54No, no, no, no, not yet.
00:41:56Lexi, Lexi, oh!
00:41:58Shit.
00:41:59Ugh!
00:42:00No, no, no, no, no.
00:42:01No means no.
00:42:02Huh, oh, I'm so sorry.
00:42:03I'm sorry.
00:42:04I'm sorry.
00:42:05I'm sorry.
00:42:06It's been a really long time, and I just, I haven't been
00:42:07masturbated for anything.
00:42:09Oh, hey, Jake.
00:42:10How are you doing?
00:42:11How's it going?
00:42:12Good.
00:42:13Eric?
00:42:14Eric, help me.
00:42:15I'm glad I can't see anything.
00:42:16Excuse me.
00:42:17Cheryl's in here.
00:42:40What's up, brother?
00:42:42What the fuck is that?
00:42:45Hey, wait!
00:42:48Lex.
00:42:49Hey, I'm still waiting.
00:42:57Oh, I'm sorry.
00:42:58I can't see.
00:42:59I'm blind.
00:43:02Damn it.
00:43:03I'm gonna save somebody to that bitch.
00:43:06Hey, you.
00:43:07You better stop making fun of the blind,
00:43:10or I'm gonna teach you a lesson.
00:43:15I'm so sorry.
00:43:16I'll never make fun of the blind again.
00:43:37I can't crash.
00:43:38Oh, man.
00:43:39No more water balloons.
00:43:40This party's ass.
00:43:44Yeah!
00:43:45This just isn't working out.
00:43:46Nothing.
00:43:47What's the big deal about these vibrators anyway?
00:43:50Oh, man.
00:43:51I love this game.
00:43:52Boilet controllers.
00:43:53We gotta play.
00:43:54Here, here, here.
00:43:55Here, here.
00:43:56Here, here.
00:43:57Oh, man.
00:43:58I love this game.
00:43:59Boilet controllers.
00:44:00Here, here, here.
00:44:01Okay.
00:44:02Let me find another one.
00:44:04Oh, man.
00:44:05I love this game.
00:44:06Boilet controllers.
00:44:07We gotta play.
00:44:08Here, here, here.
00:44:09Okay, let me find another one.
00:44:10Hurry, watch out.
00:44:11Woo!
00:44:14Wow.
00:44:15Oh man!
00:44:17I love this game!
00:44:18We're going to the controllers, we've got to play.
00:44:20Here, here, here, here.
00:44:20Okay, let me find another one.
00:44:22All right, watch out.
00:44:25Woo!
00:44:27Look at this!
00:44:29Oh my god!
00:44:31Fuel, fuel, fuel!
00:44:33Get that thing away, Jesus!
00:44:43Hey dude, nice shot.
00:44:45It wasn't me.
00:44:51Whoa, whoa, nice!
00:44:54Are you sitting in there or something?
00:44:58Hey, you found the grenade launcher.
00:45:00Nice, nice!
00:45:01Do you have the extra controller?
00:45:15Do you have the extra controller?
00:45:28Whoa!
00:45:29You are the controller!
00:45:32No, I just...
00:45:34I didn't...
00:45:35I swear...
00:45:36I...
00:45:37I...
00:45:38I don't have the extra controller.
00:45:39Ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:45:40Ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:45:41Ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:45:46Hey, hey, Sue!
00:45:47Hey, hey, Sue!
00:45:48Where are you going, man?
00:45:49Hey, Sue!
00:45:50Hey, Sue!
00:45:51Where are you going, man?
00:45:52It's okay, um...
00:45:53Hey, Sue!
00:45:54It's okay. Um, hey, Sue.
00:46:08Hey, didn't you hear me calling you?
00:46:10Yeah, I just needed to, um...
00:46:13Oh, sure.
00:46:15Listen, Sue, I was rethinking what I said earlier.
00:46:21You were?
00:46:22You mean...
00:46:24Y-yeah.
00:46:29So you think we should give it a try?
00:46:33Can we go get a drink?
00:46:37Wow, um, your toilet's really clogged.
00:46:42You know what? I gotta go.
00:46:45Um, happy birthday.
00:46:46Uh, no, Chris, no, there wasn't...
00:46:48I didn't...
00:46:49Oh, God, never mind.
00:46:52This is the worst idea ever.
00:47:07Never going to have sex.
00:47:09Ow.
00:47:10Hello? A little attention here.
00:47:33Oh, yeah. Sorry.
00:47:41Lex, don't be selfish.
00:47:44All right. Sorry.
00:47:46Oh, jeez.
00:48:01Who invented this stupid position anyway?
00:48:05Too much fucking multitasking.
00:48:08Screw it.
00:48:08All right.
00:48:19Oh, jeez.
00:48:25Oh, my God.
00:48:27Oh, my God.
00:48:32Oh, my God.
00:48:33Oh, no, that was bad, that was so bad.
00:49:03Joanna, do you know a guy named J.J.?
00:49:16I think that guy's name starts with a J.
00:49:22Hey, does your name start with a J?
00:49:26Yes, it does.
00:49:28So, you're J.J.?
00:49:30Uh-oh.
00:49:33Hello. Welcome to 1-900 Confess. Would you like a priest or a nun today?
00:49:48A nun.
00:49:49Please punch in your credit card number.
00:49:51Please hold.
00:49:53Oh, my goodness.
00:49:55Oh, my goodness.
00:49:561-900 Confession. How may I be of service?
00:49:58It's been one day since my last confession. I accuse myself of the following sins.
00:50:02One day?
00:50:03Ah!
00:50:04Oh, my.
00:50:05Oh!
00:50:06Ah!
00:50:07Oh, my goodness.
00:50:09Oh, my goodness.
00:50:111-900 Confession. How may I be of service?
00:50:14It's been one day since my last confession. I accuse myself of the following sins.
00:50:15One day?
00:50:161-900 confession, how may I be of service?
00:50:19It's been one day since my last confession.
00:50:22I accuse myself of the following sins.
00:50:24One day?
00:50:33Is that too long?
00:50:34I would have come this morning, but it's my 18th birthday.
00:50:37Go on.
00:50:39Um, okay, well, I've been touching myself inappropriately.
00:50:43Well, actually, I didn't know a washing machine did.
00:50:46What's her problem?
00:50:48A washing machine touched her.
00:50:52Well, you know, I sat on a washing machine and, well...
00:50:55All right, freak, time's up.
00:50:57What? But what do I do?
00:50:59Just unplug the thing.
00:51:01No, but I think I might have had an orgasm.
00:51:05Well, then be happy. You found the perfect man.
00:51:08I'm serious.
00:51:10Look, honey, you seem like a nice young lady, so...
00:51:13I'll tell you this.
00:51:16Masturbation isn't a sin.
00:51:19No contritions?
00:51:21You broke no covenant with God.
00:51:23It's not in the Bible.
00:51:25So the washing machine could touch me any time?
00:51:29Like morning, afternoon, night?
00:51:32Yes, and other things can touch you.
00:51:35Accidental masturbation is not a sin.
00:51:38Neither is intentional masturbation.
00:51:41Huh.
00:51:43God's pretty cool that way.
00:51:45He sure is.
00:51:46Now run along.
00:51:51Wow.
00:51:52How do you know all that?
00:51:54Because I'm a nun.
00:51:56Now eat my pussy, bitch.
00:51:58Huh.
00:51:59Accidental masturbation.
00:52:01Who'da think?
00:52:02Revenge sex.
00:52:03What a stupid fucking idiot.
00:52:04God, I'm getting out of here.
00:52:17Yeah, admit it.
00:52:18I've got no game.
00:52:19I guess I can scare you.
00:52:20I'm getting out of here.
00:52:21Fucking douchebag.
00:52:22Damn it.
00:52:23Now I have to get laid if it's the last thing I do.
00:52:24You go, girl.
00:52:25What?
00:52:26What are you doing here?
00:52:27We needed some place private.
00:52:28But hey, listen, if you're serious about getting laid.
00:52:29Yeah.
00:52:30If you want someone great.
00:52:31I mean, really, the best ever.
00:52:37You go, girl.
00:52:39What?
00:52:42What are you doing here?
00:52:44We needed someplace private.
00:52:46But hey, listen, if you're serious about getting laid...
00:52:49Yeah?
00:52:50If you want someone great, I mean, really, the best ever.
00:52:56No offense.
00:52:58Frank, the blind guy?
00:53:01Really?
00:53:02I'm telling you, he's amazing.
00:53:06I had food sex with him a few weeks ago.
00:53:09It was like nothing I've ever experienced before.
00:53:12It was like we used all our senses.
00:53:15Everything.
00:53:18If you're interested, I'll set it up.
00:53:22All right.
00:53:29What about him?
00:53:31Jeremy.
00:53:32Yeah, I know Jeremy.
00:53:34Hey, I think I fooled around with him once.
00:53:37I didn't know his last name, though.
00:53:40It's Jones.
00:53:42Jeremy Jones.
00:53:43This all makes sense.
00:53:45Excuse me.
00:53:47Jeremy.
00:53:49Hi.
00:53:50Hey.
00:53:51Who's on the phone?
00:53:52Oh, that's my new girlfriend.
00:53:54You'll meet her.
00:53:55Could be here in like an hour.
00:53:57Wait.
00:53:58You have a girlfriend?
00:54:14Oh.
00:54:15Hey, Frank.
00:54:16Sit.
00:54:17Oh, you meant, you meant the dog.
00:54:24Relax.
00:54:25You need to relax and calm down.
00:54:30Oh, I'm, I'm relaxed.
00:54:43I'm fine.
00:54:44Why are you biting your nail?
00:54:45I'm not.
00:54:47How did you know that?
00:54:51Corner.
00:54:52Sit.
00:54:53Roll over.
00:54:54Oh, you mean me.
00:54:55Roll over.
00:54:56Oh, you mean me.
00:54:57Oh, you mean me.
00:54:58Oh, you mean me.
00:54:59Oh, how do you, how do you want me to, just lie down.
00:55:01Just lie down.
00:55:02Okay, okay.
00:55:08Okay.
00:55:11Yeah.
00:55:12How'd you again?
00:55:14Okay, okay.
00:55:15Okay.
00:55:16All right.
00:55:17All right.
00:55:18Sit.
00:55:19All right.
00:55:20All right.
00:55:21Okay.
00:55:22All right.
00:55:24All right.
00:55:25All right.
00:55:26Oh, I shouldn't even be doing this, but considering it a teachable moment.
00:55:39Okay.
00:55:43Oh.
00:55:46See me with your hands.
00:55:52All right.
00:55:53Uh...
00:55:54You know, I should really...
00:56:02I have a boyfriend, and I shouldn't be doing this.
00:56:05Really.
00:56:09Oh.
00:56:19Mmm, peanut butter.
00:56:21All right, Frank.
00:56:38Oh.
00:56:39Oh, Frank.
00:56:43Oh, man.
00:56:57No, ma'am.
00:57:10No, give me a chip.
00:57:12My chips, homeboy.
00:57:13No, give me a chip, man.
00:57:14No, give me a chip, man.
00:57:15My chips.
00:57:16No.
00:57:17My chip.
00:57:18No, give me a chip.
00:57:20My chips?
00:57:22Guys, why are you making such a mess?
00:57:25Sorry.
00:57:34It's just a case of accidental masturbation.
00:57:37That's all.
00:57:42No, let me do this.
00:57:43Go ahead.
00:57:44I got it.
00:57:45I got it.
00:57:46No, really, please.
00:57:47I want to help.
00:57:48I see.
00:57:51Okay, everybody up.
00:57:53Leave.
00:57:54I have to vacuum.
00:58:09You're not even getting the chips.
00:58:11They're over here.
00:58:13I see some dust over here.
00:58:15It's just so much dust on this floor.
00:58:22It's a dirty floor.
00:58:24It's such a dirty, dirty floor.
00:58:30Horace.
00:58:50Okay.
00:58:51Oh, yeah.
00:58:52Oh, all right.
00:58:53Oh, yeah.
00:58:54I think I got all that.
00:58:55I'm just going to.
00:58:56I'll see how.
00:58:57Oh.
00:59:08Frankie.
00:59:10Oh, my.
00:59:11Oh.
00:59:12What was that?
00:59:13What?
00:59:14Ah, fucking shit.
00:59:15Oh, man.
00:59:16We got to smoke.
00:59:17Oh, we can smoke in here.
00:59:18Yeah.
00:59:21Stop.
00:59:22Frank.
00:59:23Stop teasing Frank.
00:59:25Oh, shit.
00:59:26Oh, sorry, man.
00:59:27We're just looking for a place to finish this roach.
00:59:29Oh, I heard something.
00:59:30You want to join us?
00:59:31Uh.
00:59:32No, I might.
00:59:33Come on.
00:59:34You got to do it.
00:59:35Come on.
00:59:36Seriously, guys.
00:59:37I need to go.
00:59:38What's your dog, man?
00:59:39Dude.
00:59:40What's it like being blinded?
00:59:41It's trippy.
00:59:42Frank?
00:59:43Frank, are we going to do something soon?
00:59:49Bro, you are too funny.
00:59:55Thanks, man.
00:59:56Oh, this is some good stuff.
00:59:59I haven't smoked since junior high.
01:00:01Dude, I haven't stopped smoking since junior high.
01:00:04Wait, wait, wait.
01:00:05I feel like I was supposed to be doing something.
01:00:08Damn, I really can't remember this.
01:00:12This is some good shit.
01:00:33Oh, no.
01:00:34You're the devil.
01:00:36No more.
01:00:38JJ, I'm Jeremy.
01:00:43You have to remember that amazing time we had together, don't you?
01:00:47Please.
01:00:48Lex, I can't.
01:00:51I mean, I got a girlfriend.
01:00:53I really like this girl.
01:00:55Fine.
01:00:56It's just so sad because I'm wearing this coupless bra,
01:01:01and I also have on crotchless panties,
01:01:04with just a little string of pearl in front for extra stimulation.
01:01:10Oh.
01:01:12We've got like 30 minutes before she gets here.
01:01:18Perfect.
01:01:19Before she gets here.
01:01:20Perfect.
01:01:24Before she gets here.
01:01:25Perfect.
01:01:26Let's do it.
01:01:27Let's do it.
01:01:29Let's do it.
01:01:30Fuck me.
01:01:31Fuck me now.
01:01:33What?
01:01:34What's wrong?
01:01:35I can't.
01:01:36I can't.
01:01:37I can't get it in.
01:01:38Just try down there.
01:01:40It's like desert down there.
01:01:41It's sandpaper.
01:01:42I just...
01:01:43Okay.
01:01:44I get the picture.
01:01:45Just try it again.
01:01:47No.
01:01:48Why is this happening?
01:01:49We fooled around before.
01:01:50I was dripping wet.
01:01:51I came like four times.
01:01:52Remember?
01:01:53Just do what you did then.
01:01:54Go on.
01:01:55I already did my thing.
01:01:56I already tried.
01:01:57What?
01:01:58What?
01:01:59What?
01:02:00What?
01:02:01What?
01:02:02What?
01:02:03What?
01:02:04What?
01:02:05What?
01:02:06What?
01:02:07What?
01:02:08What?
01:02:09What?
01:02:10What?
01:02:11What?
01:02:12What?
01:02:13What?
01:02:14What?
01:02:15What?
01:02:16What?
01:02:17What?
01:02:18What?
01:02:19What's different this time?
01:02:20I don't know.
01:02:22Last time...
01:02:27I honestly don't even know what you're talking about.
01:02:29What?
01:02:30You're not JJ?
01:02:33But your name is Jeremy Jones.
01:02:36How can you not be JJ?
01:02:38Who the hell is this JJ?
01:02:41Where are you going?
01:02:43We're not done here.
01:02:44I can still do this.
01:02:45I just need a little bit of work.
01:02:46What?
01:02:47I can do this.
01:02:48I don't need JJ.
01:02:49I don't need anyone else.
01:02:50I don't need anyone else.
01:02:51We can do this.
01:02:52We can do this.
01:02:54Go team.
01:02:59What?
01:03:00Just keep going.
01:03:06Shit.
01:03:07Where's Jeremy?
01:03:08Where's Jeremy?
01:03:09Uh, we were just, you know, from here.
01:03:24Hey babe.
01:03:25Just working out.
01:03:26Just working out.
01:03:27How could you?
01:03:28You bastard.
01:03:29You might wanna...
01:03:30What?
01:03:31What?
01:03:32What?
01:03:33Ah!
01:03:34Mariela!
01:03:35Mariela!
01:03:36Mariela!
01:03:37You know those aren't mine!
01:03:38At least not all of them.
01:03:39What is wrong with you?
01:03:41What is wrong with you?
01:03:42What is wrong with you?
01:03:43Used to be so pure.
01:03:44Well, no more.
01:03:45That's it.
01:03:46Really, that's the last one.
01:03:47Really, that's the last one.
01:04:17You're okay.
01:04:18It's a little better.
01:04:19You're okay, it's a little better.
01:04:20You're okay.
01:04:21I'll turn it up.
01:04:22I'll turn it to you.
01:04:23I'll turn it to you.
01:04:27You're okay.
01:04:28Oh...
01:04:29Oh, my gosh.
01:04:30It's just, like, no, it runs.
01:04:31I'm okay.
01:04:32I don't, like, no, I'm angry.
01:04:33So, and I'm actually, like, no, I'm just, like, no, I'm angry.
01:04:35But now, I don't know why so—
01:04:36Well, I'm not gonna be angry with you.
01:04:38And I'll just do it.
01:04:39Oh, that's so.
01:04:40I'll be angry with you.
01:04:41That's so.
01:04:42You're good.
01:04:43Oh, that's so.
01:04:44You're all going to be angry with me.
01:04:45What is it? What are you doing down here?
01:04:50Waiting for everyone to leave so I can sneak out and get far, far away from here.
01:04:55What? Why?
01:04:57Nothing, just this lying guy and his dog.
01:05:01Honey, it's gonna be okay.
01:05:05No, it's not okay. God.
01:05:09And you know whose fault it is? I'm sorry.
01:05:12It's Jake's. Jake's fault.
01:05:14That blind, cheating bastard.
01:05:17Yes. He is such a dickwad. You need to confront him.
01:05:21Yeah. Yeah, I need to confront him.
01:05:24I mean, it's my birthday, and where is he anyway?
01:05:28Like, why isn't he hanging out with me?
01:05:30You know, you just call him here and give him a big piece of your mind.
01:05:33Yeah, a big piece. A big old chunk of my mind. A big piece of it.
01:05:38Yeah.
01:05:39You know, you might wanna...
01:05:42You need to look hot while you break up with him.
01:05:45Yeah, you're right.
01:05:47Why am I wearing a sheet?
01:05:48I know.
01:05:56I'm sorry.
01:05:57I get shy around beautiful women like you.
01:06:00I got no game.
01:06:04I got no game.
01:06:13It's not important.
01:06:14Hey, um...
01:06:28Eric, I can't talk right now.
01:06:29No, no, no. I really need to talk to you.
01:06:32Really, Eric, I can't right now, so...
01:06:34No, no, no, no. I just wanted to say I'm sorry about earlier, and I'm just embarrassed, and I wanna make it up to you.
01:06:41Eric, really?
01:06:43I don't care. It's fine.
01:06:44No, but I do.
01:06:45I mean, I do. I care.
01:06:48I haven't known how to tell you.
01:06:52Maybe because, I don't know, I'm a little shy.
01:06:55But, I was wondering, or hoping, that...
01:07:00We could go out sometime.
01:07:02Soon.
01:07:03Because I'm gonna be leaving for a little while, and it would be nice to go out...
01:07:07Really?
01:07:08Eric, you're shy. You have no game.
01:07:11No, not really.
01:07:14Yeah, no, I can't do this. Sorry.
01:07:17Okay. All right. I, uh...
01:07:27Happy birthday, then.
01:07:30Oh, I'm sorry. I was trying to kiss you.
01:07:52I also...
01:07:54Here I come, baby. Get ready for your big birthday surprise.
01:08:12Oh, Eric, stop. Um, we can't do this.
01:08:16Oh, God. Sorry.
01:08:17Oh, no, um...
01:08:19Honey, happy...
01:08:20What the fuck is this?
01:08:23Who the hell are you, dude?
01:08:25Okay, guys. Don't.
01:08:31Cheryl.
01:08:32Baby.
01:08:33What is this?
01:08:35Aw, gee, Cheryl.
01:08:37You're...
01:08:39I've been looking for you all night, and you've been...
01:08:42Oh, man, no wonder I couldn't find you.
01:08:44You couldn't find me?
01:08:46What about all those girls' vaginas you were in,
01:08:49or your penis getting sucked?
01:08:52Cheryl, honey.
01:08:53No, no.
01:08:54We can work this out.
01:08:55Baby, I love you.
01:08:57Jake, no. You have to go.
01:08:58Baby, I'll be faithful from now on, please.
01:09:00I promise.
01:09:01No, Jake. I can't do this. I'm sorry.
01:09:05Cheryl, come on.
01:09:06No, Jake, please. Just go. Just go. I'm sorry.
01:09:09You're a harmless bitch!
01:09:11How can you do it?
01:09:14You did it.
01:09:15I'm so proud of you.
01:09:16You got your revenge sex.
01:09:18You left him a mere shell of a man.
01:09:20Revenge sex?
01:09:23It's really not what it sounds like at all.
01:09:26Right.
01:09:29It all makes sense now.
01:09:32Wow. I feel really stupid.
01:09:35Eric, I'm really... I'm really sorry.
01:09:38Cheryl, I really liked you.
01:09:41And he used me.
01:09:44Eric, please don't go. Please, Eric!
01:09:48Aren't you happy?
01:09:51Well, no. That's not exactly how it's supposed to feel like.
01:09:55You mean the sex? Was it...
01:09:58No, we didn't quite do it.
01:10:00Oh.
01:10:01You know, I couldn't seem to do it either.
01:10:02Really?
01:10:03I just never found the right guy.
01:10:05Or guys.
01:10:08Anyway.
01:10:09We better get downstairs.
01:10:10People are starting to leave.
01:10:12I wonder how Sue did.
01:10:13I can't believe she dumped me, man.
01:10:27This is bullshit!
01:10:30Oh!
01:10:31Oh!
01:10:33Suck it!
01:10:36I'm outta here!
01:10:38Yeah!
01:10:39He has good hair, though.
01:10:44Don't be confused on me.
01:10:47And don't keep in my car, either.
01:10:49Right, Seth Frank, that I might need a vacation.
01:10:54Vacation, vacation.
01:10:57Take this information through your head.
01:11:02Oh Sue, are you alright?
01:11:06Was it from sex?
01:11:07Did you pop your cork?
01:11:08I don't think so.
01:11:10Not with the guy, anyway.
01:11:12Oh, don't ask.
01:11:14Every possible object.
01:11:16It's like every mechanical thing.
01:11:18It was like...
01:11:20Transformers.
01:11:21They just all became vibrators.
01:11:23I told you.
01:11:25It's addicting.
01:11:28So what about Chris?
01:11:30Well, last time I saw him, he was running away for dear life.
01:11:32I told you he was gay.
01:11:34Well, I think I'm just...
01:11:36Oh, cramp.
01:11:38Oh, I think it's broken.
01:11:42So wait.
01:11:44None of us cashed an RV card.
01:11:47Ha!
01:11:51Oh, Joanna, you're so sweet.
01:11:54So let's go grab some food.
01:11:56Wanna go?
01:11:57No.
01:11:59I think I should finish up here.
01:12:01Did you ever find that guy you were looking for?
01:12:03No.
01:12:06I don't know.
01:12:07For some reason, I just realized he needs to be my first.
01:12:11Or something.
01:12:13Why, do you know him?
01:12:15Sort of.
01:12:16Oh.
01:12:17Well, hey, if you happen to run into him, just tell him I'd like to see him again.
01:12:20Leave everything.
01:12:28Love him.
01:12:29Shut it.
01:12:30You wanna do it?
01:12:31I don't wanna hear it from you.
01:12:32I wanna get married.
01:12:33You wanna do it?
01:12:34I did it.
01:12:35I did it.
01:12:36I did it.
01:12:37I did it.
01:12:38I did it.
01:12:39You took it.
01:12:41He's taking me out.
01:12:42I knew he was.
01:12:45I knew he was.
01:12:46I knew he was.
01:13:02um.
01:13:03No, no way.
01:13:05Oh well, there's always next year.
01:13:35It's you. I've been waiting for you, J.J.
01:13:57Joanna.
01:14:05He Alondraыв.
01:14:15Joanna.
01:14:18Joanna.
01:14:22Joanna.
01:14:31Joanna.
01:14:33Joanna.
01:14:34And when the heat is on, you never take it away, kill me all for no more, and when the
01:15:04heat is on.
01:15:05That's amazing.
01:15:06Yeah, I didn't know I had it in me.
01:15:11I guess something inspired me.
01:15:15You really captured his expression and his eyes.
01:15:19Yeah, even that little callic he has in his hair.
01:15:24Whose?
01:15:25Eric's.
01:15:26Well, it's him, right?
01:15:30Oh.
01:15:33Yeah.
01:15:34I have to go see him.
01:15:40Well, I think you know what we should do.
01:15:46One-nine-hundred confess.
01:15:59Sister Terese?
01:16:00Yeah, hon.
01:16:01Um, there was a problem with your credit card.
01:16:03I just need the last three numbers in the back.
01:16:06Oh, sure.
01:16:07It's 271.
01:16:10Um, sister, I know this isn't a confession, but can I ask your opinion on something?
01:16:16Do you think if you do something bad that God will forgive you?
01:16:21Like, take you back?
01:16:23Sure, hon.
01:16:24Why not?
01:16:25As long as you're on the right path.
01:16:29Well, how do you know if you're on that path?
01:16:31I always look for some kind of sign from the universe.
01:16:36Something to let me know that it's all gonna be okay.
01:16:40Sister?
01:16:41Can I get up now?
01:16:43I really gotta pee.
01:16:44No!
01:16:45Hush your trap!
01:16:46Okay, honey.
01:16:47I really need to get back to work, but call back any time.
01:16:51I will.
01:16:52Thanks.
01:16:53Sister?
01:16:54Shut up, or I'll punish you hard, you sheep fucker!
01:16:59Eric, wait.
01:17:22Cheryl?
01:17:27Eric, um, look, I am so sorry about everything.
01:17:34I was trying to have revenge sex with you.
01:17:37At the beginning, but then at the end I wasn't.
01:17:40I just didn't want to do that with you.
01:17:43The revenge part, not the sex part.
01:17:47Um, I...
01:17:50I do want to go out with you.
01:17:52And I didn't realize that until this morning.
01:17:56I mean, you're a completely different guy than Jake is, and he's all over these...
01:18:01Eric!
01:18:02Come on, I gotta get going.
01:18:05Oh.
01:18:06Wow.
01:18:07Um, Cheryl.
01:18:08Um, this is my sister Tina.
01:18:11Tina, Cheryl.
01:18:12Hi!
01:18:13Nice to meet you.
01:18:15Um, so, um, do you mind if I call you in a few days, when I get back?
01:18:25Yeah.
01:18:26Yeah.
01:18:27Sure.
01:18:33Oh.
01:18:34Sorry.
01:18:35No kissing, right?
01:18:36No, kissing.
01:18:37Oh.
01:18:38Mmm.
01:18:39Mmm.
01:18:40Mmm.
01:18:41Mmm.
01:18:42Mmm.
01:18:43Mmm.
01:18:44Mmm.
01:18:45Mmm.
01:18:46Mmm.
01:18:47Mmm.
01:18:48Mmm.
01:18:49Mmm.
01:18:50Mmm.
01:18:51Mmm.
01:18:56Did you ever, uh, get those flowers I sent you?
01:18:59Mmm.
01:19:00I-I don't even care that you hooked up a Plexi.
01:19:04Wait, what? I never did that.
01:19:08I mean, you don't have to lie about it. She told me all about your pierced tongue.
01:19:17She must have me mixed up with someone else.
01:19:20I wonder who it was.
01:19:34At least this birthday is over.
01:19:57Dear Lord, please forgive me.
01:20:01I mean, if you could just...
01:20:04I don't know, like send me a sign?
01:20:34Excuse me, excuse me. Do you know where the church is? It's on Fountain Street.
01:20:45Um, yeah, that's the church I go to. Or used to go to.
01:20:50It's straight up that way and then left.
01:20:54You're more than welcome to come with me if you like.
01:20:58Oh, um, I don't know.
01:21:00Well, that's pretty powerful.
01:21:01Oh, 250 horsepower, 225 pounds of torque. Like I said, you're more than welcome to hop on.
01:21:15I don't think so. But thanks.
01:21:16What's your name?
01:21:17Sue. What's yours?
01:21:18Jesus.
01:21:19Really?
01:21:20Si.
01:21:21Maybe I could use the ride.
01:21:22Maybe I could use the ride.
01:21:23I don't think so.
01:21:24I don't think so.
01:21:25But thanks.
01:21:26What's your name?
01:21:27Sue.
01:21:28What's yours?
01:21:29Jesus.
01:21:30Really?
01:21:31Si.
01:21:32Maybe I could use the ride.
01:22:01If I use the ride camp and drive azeń' top, I didn't kind of jump.
01:22:02That's pretty awesome.
01:22:03Be tv out...
01:22:04If you want Daddy.
01:22:05... reality update.
01:22:06We'll take you back.
01:22:07Let's check it out up.
01:22:08What's your name?
01:22:09We'll be with you.
01:22:10People will play you naughty, see?
01:22:11Fire.
01:22:12Herz.
01:22:13How many times can you follow?
01:22:14We'll be right back up to僕.
01:22:17Once you can switch over it.
01:22:20We'll take you notes, Tapine.
01:22:21Bye.
01:22:25Both actually.
01:22:27I've been in your tree at Yance.
01:22:29Have espera Bruce.
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