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WWE RAW 04 MARCH 2002 FULL SHOW HD
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00:00:00may i have your attention please oh may i have your attention rick flair will not
00:00:24be here tonight due to circumstances beyond mr flair's control therefore tonight's edition of
00:00:34raw has been dubbed by me to be fan appreciation night and during fan appreciation night you'll see
00:00:46a 15 foot high steel cage match in which kurt angle will be squaring off against triple h
00:00:54raw tonight returns to a state of normalcy
00:01:01it's my life in the box in front of me
00:01:12taking chalk in my arms is the soul of me
00:01:14you walk by and you see me lay face down
00:01:17and by the north it's your head
00:01:26with wrestlemania that's the two weeks away on pay-per-view mr mcmahon has been tonight
00:01:52being appreciation night here live on raw on the new tnn jim ross and jerry the king water
00:01:59at ringside and king you gotta believe
00:02:02one member of the nwo is going to be in action here tonight we don't know yet who it's going to be or who they're going to be against but what a history-making night this is going to be and then inside a 15 foot solid steel cage it is personal for kurt angle as angle goes one-on-one with the game inside the steel will not be
00:02:32for the weak at heart live tonight
00:02:34and then this is the way to start off raw 13 days for wrestlemania
00:02:45now wait a minute let me correct you there
00:02:47this is the way you start off raw when it's fan appreciation night
00:02:51the final contest is given for one fall introducing first from victoria texas
00:02:59and 252 pounds
00:03:01so cold
00:03:03dean
00:03:04dean
00:03:04dean
00:03:06even you can't knock this
00:03:07man
00:03:08i mean
00:03:10the first thing we've seen is mr mcmahon
00:03:12large and in charge
00:03:14when players on the picture
00:03:15they get back to normal
00:03:17the texas rattle strength deep in the heart of texas
00:03:19here in the state camp of austin
00:03:21and a throw of cold
00:03:23with that knee still heavily wrapped
00:03:25after that
00:03:26that heinous assault
00:03:27by the nwo led by scott hall
00:03:31and austin and hall will meet at wrestlemania just 13 days from now
00:03:36it's a miracle that that rattlesnake is even able to walk
00:03:39can you dig it
00:03:40after seeing that cinder block
00:03:43and here's a guy
00:03:59who lost his japanese shampoo endorsement deal to edge
00:04:04booker t
00:04:05who put the mystery man we understand
00:04:08earlier today
00:04:09the main mismatch
00:04:10to prove that booker t
00:04:12is as big a superstar
00:04:14as has ever been in the ww
00:04:17including stone cold team
00:04:19i still don't know what's wrong with those japanese people
00:04:21i mean look at look at booker t's hair
00:04:24you know what that you know what that dude is called jr
00:04:25i ain't got a clue
00:04:26that's a medusa yeah i mean how can they not go with that look
00:04:30they have a shelf
00:04:33tons of shampoo
00:04:34well austin's not gonna be up for any shampoo commercials
00:04:37but i damn sure guarantee you
00:04:39that in 13 days on pay-per-view
00:04:42from skydome in toronto austin is
00:04:44more than ready to go one-on-one with scott hall
00:04:47and this should be a great matchup
00:04:49a lot for booker t to prove here
00:04:51at least if nothing else to himself
00:04:54well i'll tell you what
00:04:55this proof that it is truly fan appreciation
00:04:58i think to mr mcgain because
00:04:59we started out with like a main event here first
00:05:02stop cold steve austin and booker t on the opening match
00:05:04we understand that rick player who will not be here tonight
00:05:07has had some sort of family emergency
00:05:10we don't know any more than that
00:05:12as austin finding his way back out of the corner
00:05:14the texas rattlesnake
00:05:16with the hardest as big as the last thursday
00:05:20spine busting booker t
00:05:22look out
00:05:23austin grabbing that elbow the point of it
00:05:26right into the solar plexus of booker t
00:05:29who thought until last thursday
00:05:31he was in line for a huge endorsement deal
00:05:34that edge had been spinning about door on
00:05:37okay well edge is a shampoo commercial
00:05:41have you seen edge's hair my cat
00:05:42coughs up better looking hair than edge has
00:05:44austin noticely limping he's got to be hurting like hell but you think mr mcmahon
00:05:49took that into consideration on this
00:05:51no no no
00:05:52man appreciation night
00:05:53the fans the fans
00:05:57the fans
00:05:59they were gonna see it
00:05:59and mr mcmahon gets the real estate for the fans right off the back
00:06:03look at this
00:06:03dr king being as aggressive as we have seen him of late
00:06:06did you think mr mcmahon looked normal those wide glassy eyes
00:06:10i mean
00:06:10i'm gonna hit a little scared
00:06:12he looked happy
00:06:13he looked overjoyed rick flair's not here
00:06:16that make anybody happy
00:06:17hooker t with the uh the axe handle sledge on stone cold steve austin is under normal situation
00:06:25now austin will be wrestling here
00:06:27that damn mcmahon on the nwo
00:06:31you don't think you don't think the rattle snake would turn down a chance to show his appreciation to the fans do you
00:06:38it's fan appreciation night jr
00:06:40austin never walked away from a fight and that's an issue he's got to deal with
00:06:44and booker t's got a great opportunity here with austin's mind no doubt on scott hall and wrestlemania
00:06:51and the reverse
00:06:54and the reverse
00:06:56by booker t locking it in on the texas rattle snake stone cold steve austin
00:07:01and kevin nash the seven footer the three hundred pounder along with hollywood hulk hogan
00:07:06and kevin nash the seven footer the three hundred pounder along with hollywood hulk hogan
00:07:10nash the seven footer the three hundred pounder along with hollywood hulk hogan
00:07:31hulk hogan's face and scott hall's got a wrench scott hall's got a wrench
00:07:44better get some help out here
00:07:45it was hulk on the face
00:07:47hulk hit austin running ahead with that wrench
00:07:52hall and austin will meet at wrestlemania and that is a live new message
00:07:57hulk hogan's right between the eyes
00:08:02with that wrench key
00:08:04and the referees i don't blame it the referees afraid to get in there and try to do anything
00:08:10he'll get a wrench in his face too
00:08:11now austin's been lacerated
00:08:14uh-oh from where we're setting you to think you're gonna see the blood on the canvas
00:08:19austin's head is he's bleeding like a home at the hands of scott hall and that wrench
00:08:25he's wide open with that's a big wrench
00:08:28a three-on-one assault of the texas rattlesnake deep in the heart of texas
00:08:3313 days from wrestlemania
00:08:36for the nwo they're just having their way with the rattlesnake now
00:08:39austin is getting violated the rattlesnake getting assaulted by the damn nwo three-on-one
00:08:48and a wrench to get the rattlesnake down
00:08:51and this is sick austin trying to fight his self back up
00:08:58we need some help the heart of the rattlesnake is beating but
00:09:02look at austin he has busted open badly
00:09:05austin has been busted open wide and beat at the hands of scott hall and the nwo
00:09:13i think the nwo has in mind of just finishing austin off right here tonight i don't think austin
00:09:20he may not be able to make it a wrestlemania with these guys
00:09:23a teeth shot from that monster kevin nash and austin his brains have been scrambled
00:09:30at the hands of the nwo austin bleeding like a hall
00:09:34i don't think steve austin even knows where he's at right now
00:09:38austin getting whipped like a government meal
00:09:42you want to what tell him what
00:09:44you want some of me you got it
00:09:58that's your mania you're fine get up
00:10:03austin lying in the pool of his own blood thanks to hall and the nwo roll
00:10:09man this is sick and reprehensible
00:10:13you can't have him to start austin
00:10:17he's too wild
00:10:18hogan that eliminated the rock with that hammer and now hall is doing the same thing to austin with a wrench
00:10:25how much abuse can can somebody take to you got to do something here
00:10:32can you stop or what
00:10:34austin trying to get up on numerous occasions
00:10:37to be only knocked back down by one of three men involved in this assault
00:10:43but again it won't be this way in 13 days at skydome at wrestlemania
00:10:50i think at this point at this point austin ought to just stay down
00:10:56don't get up take more beat you know what jr i love fan appreciation night
00:11:01wow three on one that's how the nwo likes it
00:11:08when they got a three on one advantage they're badder than hell
00:11:12and hall and the nwo have left a message that stone pole will never forget
00:11:21and appreciate tonight is coming back more right here in austin's home state
00:11:26austin lying in a pool of his own blood isn't enough enough the rattlesnake can't even defend himself
00:11:33and another shot to the defenseless texas rattlesnake by scott hall
00:11:40how heinous is this what a sick way to start off mr mcmahon's fan appreciation night
00:11:50you wouldn't want these fans to go without seeing a stutter tonight would you
00:11:55that's sick nwo they're so proud of hall they're so proud of scott hall for using a wrench and hitting another hit
00:12:13another human being in the face with that's what the nwo is proud of but this is making me sick
00:12:27and we are back here ladies and gentlemen last stone cold steve austin has simply just been assaulted by all three members of the nwo
00:12:41austin refusing medical attention he's been busting wide open the hands of scott hall
00:12:46well you know once again once again this is a what's that saying you like to use more
00:12:52more guts than brains why didn't he get on that stretcher rattlesnake we got the emts here for you
00:12:57wait austin looked at his heart is beating and he's not going to walk out of here
00:13:00he needs to go to the hospital look at that
00:13:02a lot of blood austin his blood has stained this this canvas austin's lost a tremendous amount of
00:13:09blood at the hands of hall in that ranch and the the other members of the nwo what's the best hospital
00:13:16here in austin texas you need to get it to him get him to it the damn texas rattlesnake is is so proud
00:13:22that he's he's not going to be carried out of of austin texas he's going to walk out of austin texas no
00:13:29matter what it takes or how long it takes well that's just not smart the man needs medical attention
00:13:36well you're right he does need medical attention but that's stone cold steve austin king
00:13:43that's the that's the heart of this man that has been beaten down by three and austin
00:13:49but he doesn't even know where he's going he's knocked sixes also not even going up the ramp way
00:13:55he can't make it up the ramp way but he'll be damned if he's going to be carried out of here
00:14:00by any emts well he needs help what's right come on you these ambulance guys go over there and help the man
00:14:09i mean this is just not smart jr well whether it's smart or it's not that's the stone cold steve austin way
00:14:15and in 13 days on pay-per-view you'll get a chance a chance to do the exact same thing
00:14:21only worse to scott hall well what he needs to do is let a doctor sew his head up right now i mean
00:14:25that looks awful well we're going to move on here live from from austin texas as we are preparing for tag team
00:14:33action was interesting turn it up the following tag team contest is scheduled for one call
00:14:40introducing first at a combined weight of 564 pounds albert and scotty two hot eggs
00:14:48tag team action here still to come the next steel cage matchup the game and current angle go one-on-one
00:14:54two-one-one and king is damn sure we got that right there tonight hey fan appreciation
00:15:00as a raw being brought to you live by burger king home of the weu and by truth we've got knowledge
00:15:06pass it on is that true and by 1-800 call att for collect call and fan appreciation night jr
00:15:16I think Steve Austin should have appreciated the fact that these
00:15:25paramedics and EMT workers were out here to try to help them in
00:15:29and he waves them off
00:15:31since it's
00:15:35fan appreciation night
00:15:38and I appreciate you all
00:15:40so
00:15:42so much
00:15:44I thought I'd treat y'all to a little tag team match tonight
00:15:51since my partner
00:15:54is usually Booker T
00:15:56and we all know Booker was a little busy tonight
00:16:00so I thought I'd go out and find
00:16:02the perfect
00:16:04replacement
00:16:05any hints there
00:16:08I didn't think so
00:16:11since I'm in Texas
00:16:12this is my partner Mr. Perfect
00:16:15I got a test
00:16:16you don't miss a trick do you
00:16:19no
00:16:20J.R. he said
00:16:21make the perfect part
00:16:23I got it
00:16:24so perfect a test to take on Scotty and Albert
00:16:27in tag team action
00:16:29as we stand still to come in that steel cage
00:16:32Kurt Angle in the game
00:16:34one-on-one
00:16:35and brother that will not be for the weak at heart
00:16:37later here tonight
00:16:39I'll tell you what
00:16:40if Triple H thinks the divorce court is rough
00:16:42when he gets in that steel cage with Kurt Angle
00:16:45this is just real personal J.R.
00:16:47and the N.W.O. member
00:16:50still to be determined to meet
00:16:52someone here tonight
00:16:54I mean they gotta come out here and do more damage
00:16:55well that's what we were told
00:16:58that's what we're counting on
00:17:00as Albert the big 350 pounder
00:17:02running out on the veteran from Minneapolis
00:17:05Mr. Perfect
00:17:07and now we got T-Shotter on the outside by Tess
00:17:10which N.W.O. member you think it's gonna be
00:17:12Hollywood Hogan or Kevin Nash
00:17:14I mean because let's face it
00:17:15Scott Hall got me a little tired after that
00:17:17I have no idea
00:17:18I can't even
00:17:20pretend to think like the N.W.O.
00:17:24really opening up on a former tag team partner Albert
00:17:28You should have just quit after you said you can't even pretend to think
00:17:31Oh man
00:17:33That wasn't very nice
00:17:35Look out
00:17:36It wasn't very nice either
00:17:38as Tess following it out and in
00:17:40and using the clotheslines
00:17:42frequently and effectively and the tag is made to Mr. Perfect
00:17:47Two minutes, two minutes
00:17:49Perfect, the veteran and looking for the purpose
00:17:52You can do this, this is perfect
00:17:54Look out
00:17:55Oh man
00:17:56And now we're countering nothing but raw power
00:17:58A lot of power in that big huge head of Albert's
00:18:03There's a tag to
00:18:05Scotty the worm too hot
00:18:07Yes
00:18:08Tell me once again, what's the size of Albert's head?
00:18:11Thank you
00:18:12I love it when you say
00:18:13Look out
00:18:14And Tess
00:18:15That was about a size 11
00:18:18Boom
00:18:19Smart smarts kicked by Scotty on Tess
00:18:21Yes
00:18:22Tess on one knee
00:18:23And now
00:18:24No
00:18:25Tess is perfect
00:18:26No
00:18:27No
00:18:28Stacked up like cord would
00:18:29And perfect perfectly executed to the outside
00:18:33Yes
00:18:34Hey, wait a minute
00:18:35Bigger stronger, Conan Alves
00:18:36Oh
00:18:37Adrian's just popped that ring close like a melon
00:18:41It's gonna go up to about a size 10 now with the swelling
00:18:44Uh-oh
00:18:45I think we're about to witness the worm
00:18:48Are you ready?
00:18:49Are you ready?
00:18:50W
00:18:51O
00:18:52R
00:18:53M
00:18:54Ha ha
00:18:55Scotty may toxicize the worm here tonight at all
00:18:56Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop
00:18:58Whoop
00:18:59Uh-oh
00:19:00And perfect
00:19:02Perfectplex
00:19:04He's a legal man
00:19:07Hey
00:19:08And perfect and Tess winning
00:19:10Here are your winners Tess and Mr. Perfect
00:19:14He's perfect right here on Fan Appreciation Night, Dan.
00:19:18He makes it a perfect night, perfect Fan Appreciation Night.
00:19:21I got that, but enough is enough.
00:19:23Scotty been beatin' down here.
00:19:25Whoa.
00:19:27And Albert, Albert's enough man to take on seemingly both perfect and Tess.
00:19:33You need to tell Albert this match is over.
00:19:35He's lost, Albert.
00:19:36Yes!
00:19:37That is more than- My!
00:19:40What a shot to the face.
00:19:42Do you appreciate that?
00:19:43Man, what a two on one advantage here now.
00:19:46No!
00:19:47No!
00:19:48Look at this!
00:19:49There he is!
00:19:50No!
00:19:51The biggest buns in the land!
00:19:53Ratici taking care of tests!
00:19:58My!
00:20:00A perfect, a perfect stink face!
00:20:03No!
00:20:04Mr. Perfect!
00:20:05He's got skid marks on his perfect lips!
00:20:08Oh!
00:20:09That's awful!
00:20:10The big cheeks attack the face of Perfect!
00:20:17And a much needed assist for Scotty, Tuhani, and Albert by Ratici.
00:20:26But the winners of this match, Mr. Perfect and Tess emphatically.
00:20:32Well, why don't we just have a group hug?
00:20:37Well, Kurt Angle with your steel cage match against Triple H tonight.
00:20:40All I've got to say is- Wait, wait, wait.
00:20:42Who cares what you have to say?
00:20:44All I've got to say is, thank God for fan appreciation night.
00:20:49Because I am a fan.
00:20:51What?
00:20:52What?
00:20:53And I sure as H-E double hockey sticks appreciated watching Stone Cold Steve Austin get his butt handed to him.
00:20:59What?
00:21:00What?
00:21:01What?
00:21:02What?
00:21:03What?
00:21:04I appreciate Mr. McMahon making this steel cage match tonight between me and Triple H.
00:21:09What?
00:21:10What?
00:21:11And Triple H?
00:21:12What?
00:21:13You didn't beat me last week on Smackdown.
00:21:15What?
00:21:16I had you beat until that freak Kane hit me in the head with a chair.
00:21:21What?
00:21:22You got real lucky, Triple H.
00:21:25But tonight, in a steel cage, your luck is about to run out.
00:21:32Oh, good one, Angle.
00:21:34Because tonight, you're a big trouble, mister.
00:21:39Because while you're going to be worrying about your WrestleMania title shot that you don't deserve,
00:21:44what you need to be worrying about is me.
00:21:48Why?
00:21:49Because I am more dangerous than you could possibly imagine.
00:21:55Think about it, Triple H.
00:21:58I'm a man with nothing to lose.
00:22:06We are back live here on Raw here in Austin, the new hardcore champion, Goldust, in the ring.
00:22:12We're about to talk to Lillian Garcia.
00:22:14Goldust, considering the way that you won the hardcore championship last week,
00:22:20using the once forgotten 24-7 rule, do you honestly feel like you deserve to have this?
00:22:27Deserve?
00:22:30Deserve ain't got nothing to do with it.
00:22:34Clint Eastwood, Unforgiven 1992.
00:22:36The fact is, young, poor Maven, just like all these people,
00:22:44are poor, naive simpletons.
00:22:4924-7 has always existed, but nobody was stupid enough to attack The Undertaker.
00:22:56Just like nobody is going to be stupid enough to attack The Hardcore Man of the Wall.
00:23:06Goldust.
00:23:09Oh, wait a second.
00:23:11Now, wait a minute.
00:23:12I think there's somebody who's willing to step up to the plate here.
00:23:14Hold it.
00:23:15I thought this was fan appreciation.
00:23:17I do not appreciate this one little bit.
00:23:19Wait a minute.
00:23:24Well, the bizarre one, it went past Taz, and Taz is bringing Jackie.
00:23:31Jackie?
00:23:32With a referee shirt on.
00:23:33Well, it looks to me like Taz is challenging Goldust, and there's the belt.
00:23:39I think we got a hardcore final match here.
00:23:42One, two, three.
00:23:46Goldust, running the outside, was not prepared for this challenge by Taz.
00:23:51Goldust is the new hardcore champion, and remembering these hardcore rules,
00:23:55there's no disqualification, no count outs, and pinfalls count anywhere in the arena.
00:24:01Put Taz in the head with that fire extinguisher to get a chance, I would appreciate that.
00:24:05Goldust is, he is a bizarre son of a gun, as goofy as a peck-toon, there's no doubt about that.
00:24:13Right, and did you see Tuffin' Up Thursday night?
00:24:17I mean, let's face it, you know, all of these new young contestants out there, and then right again,
00:24:23here comes Taz out there, you know, too late, too late, too late, and everybody.
00:24:26Oh, man, did you see that?
00:24:28A long throw is legal here.
00:24:30In the Golden Globes.
00:24:31And Taz now, continuing the assault on the bizarre one, Goldust.
00:24:39Goldust!
00:24:40Goldust is not quite the family tree, his daddy was born right here in Austin, Texas.
00:24:46I don't think Goldust cares anything about that.
00:24:49He only cares about retaining his newly won hardcore top.
00:24:53And again, there's no disqualification.
00:24:55All these, it's superaneous objects are legal.
00:25:00Taz has got a kind of a tough place to leave.
00:25:05There's your Golden Globes shot.
00:25:09Well, it's not Taz appreciation night, I guess.
00:25:12For his picture, Ancestry.
00:25:19Welcome to, we've already had a physical night tonight, the NWO beaten down, and
00:25:23old Austin, Austin bloody, Austin.
00:25:26Austin, we understand this, Lisa, that the MTs are trying to attend to the Rattlesnake
00:25:31in the Rattlesnake area.
00:25:33There's a Taz mission.
00:25:35Taz mission to the Hardcore title.
00:25:38Over the line, and Goldust frantically trying to free himself here.
00:25:43Balls back on Taz.
00:25:45Hey!
00:25:46And Taz sovers down for the three.
00:25:48Good job, Jackie!
00:25:49Here is your winner, and still, the World Wrestling Federation Hardcore Champion,
00:25:54Goldust.
00:25:56Well, Goldust will leave Austin, Texas, still the Hardcore Champion.
00:26:03That would make a great little mini-movie right there.
00:26:06Or unless someone wants to invite the 24-7 rule.
00:26:10Watch your back, Goldust.
00:26:12Hey, welcome to Stone Cold's Bar.
00:26:14Gentlemen, what can I get you?
00:26:15Courtesy of the NWO.
00:26:17How about a little ice-cold Steve Weiser for you there, Hollywood?
00:26:20Okay.
00:26:21Bow down.
00:26:22A little Steve Weiser for you?
00:26:23When the NWO comes to your town.
00:26:25No, I don't think you can say that.
00:26:26Hey, I said it.
00:26:27The Rock ain't gonna be here tonight, guys.
00:26:29No doubt.
00:26:30What are we gonna do?
00:26:31Hey, I don't think we'll see Stone Cold ever again after that beat.
00:26:34Talk about ever.
00:26:35We ain't got much of these left.
00:26:37I'm getting a little bored.
00:26:38Bored?
00:26:39Yeah.
00:26:40What do you say the NWO takes a little walk?
00:26:42I ain't afraid.
00:26:43Stroll.
00:26:44A little stroll.
00:26:45Let's stir it.
00:26:46That's Austin's locker room.
00:26:48How disrespectful for these three dogs.
00:26:51We are the state capital of Texas here in Austin.
00:26:56Stone Cold has already been bloodied by the NWO tonight.
00:26:59It's still to come the steel cage on showdown.
00:27:02But they are telling the big news.
00:27:04It's Van Appreciation Night.
00:27:06Triple H at current angle inside a steel cage on Van Appreciation Night.
00:27:11Great!
00:27:16Rob Van Dam.
00:27:18I tell you what, what a huge opportunity for you.
00:27:20You get set for your first WrestleMania.
00:27:22You're gonna go one-on-one with William Regal.
00:27:24Now, you got this matchup for the Intercontinental title at WrestleMania
00:27:27as a result of your win last week right here on Raw
00:27:30in that triple threat match over the Big Show and Lance Storm.
00:27:33Now, if you don't mind, let's go back to Raw one week ago
00:27:35and take a look at that victory.
00:27:37Of course I don't mind.
00:27:38Who doesn't like to watch RVD?
00:27:39He's so cool.
00:27:43Here's what happened last Monday night in that triple threat match game.
00:27:46Oh, RVD with the Van Daminator taking down the 500-pounder
00:27:49and then, boom, with the adjustment in midair,
00:27:52a five-star frog splash earns RVD a shot
00:27:56at the Intercontinental title at WrestleMania on pay-per-view.
00:28:00That was huge.
00:28:04Rob, I tell you what, if you do that exact same thing at WrestleMania,
00:28:07you'll certainly become the new Intercontinental Champion.
00:28:09If I do that at WrestleMania, that's exactly what I'm gonna do.
00:28:12I'm gonna hit William Regal with my five-star splash,
00:28:15and the new Intercontinental Champion will be Rob Van Dam.
00:28:19Yeah, well, Rob Van Dam, you got lucky at heat.
00:28:22Lucky?
00:28:23Yeah, you beat me. I'm man enough to admit it.
00:28:26It was because I took you lightly.
00:28:27Well, tonight, we got a rematch.
00:28:29Right.
00:28:30I'm not taking you lightly.
00:28:31I'm taking you very seriously.
00:28:33A little too serious if you ask me, Lance.
00:28:35You know, all that built-up tension, that's not healthy.
00:28:37What you need to do is lighten up.
00:28:39Lighten up, relax. That's your big secret.
00:28:41You just need to lighten up.
00:28:42Whoa!
00:28:44Is that lighten up for you, Rob?
00:28:48Gosh.
00:28:53That's cool, Lance.
00:28:55We'll settle this in the ring, huh?
00:29:00Wow, JR!
00:29:02Well, I'll tell you what.
00:29:04Mr. Congeniality, Mr. Personality, Lance Storm.
00:29:07There's a storm brewing there, isn't it?
00:29:09I'm getting a storm in RVD live tonight.
00:29:11It's a little bit later on here tonight.
00:29:13I'm looking forward to that.
00:29:14But you know what?
00:29:15I want to talk for just a second about Christian.
00:29:17You know, he's been on this big losing streak,
00:29:19and I'm really worried about the guy.
00:29:21Now, somebody's trying to help him see the light
00:29:23at the end of the tunnel.
00:29:24That's all well and good,
00:29:25as long as that light is not an oncoming train.
00:29:27And we're going to go back now and just take a look
00:29:29at how this all came about with Diamond Dallas Page
00:29:33trying to help Christian see the light.
00:29:36I want to quit!
00:29:37Quit, quit, quit!
00:29:38Give me the papers!
00:29:39I want to sign my resignation papers right now!
00:29:42What the hell?
00:29:43You don't want to quit.
00:29:45I don't?
00:29:46The only way that you're going to get where you want to go
00:29:48is to harness that negative energy into something positive.
00:29:52And that's the only way that you're going to start winning.
00:29:56Let's start off with a smile.
00:29:58Come on, you can do it.
00:30:03It's a start.
00:30:04It's a start.
00:30:05Think so?
00:30:06Yeah, I really do.
00:30:07Being positive isn't a bad thing.
00:30:10It's a good thing.
00:30:15Okay, Christian.
00:30:16You've been practicing for days.
00:30:18This is the first step to the world of positive thinking.
00:30:22So, lay it on me, baby.
00:30:30I feel like an idiot.
00:30:31You don't look like one.
00:30:32No?
00:30:33No!
00:30:34As a matter of fact, it's not a bad thing.
00:30:37It's a good thing.
00:30:39Oh, yeah.
00:30:40So good that we're going to go right past phase one.
00:30:43We're going right to phase two.
00:30:45All right.
00:30:46For real, man.
00:30:47All right?
00:30:48Repeat after me.
00:30:49I like me.
00:30:51I like me.
00:30:52I'm a good person.
00:30:54I'm a good person.
00:30:55I'm a good person.
00:30:56I'm a really good person.
00:30:58I'm a...
00:30:59Hold that.
00:31:00Hold that thought.
00:31:01We're in the middle of a session.
00:31:02What the hell is this?
00:31:04You're too much.
00:31:05Yeah.
00:31:08Was there any question?
00:31:09Pull the damn plug.
00:31:11Yeah.
00:31:12The faster she goes, the faster I cash in.
00:31:14Cha-ching!
00:31:15Yeah.
00:31:16Call me back.
00:31:17Idiot.
00:31:18Yeah, she did.
00:31:19Grandma Edna, she's about to bite it.
00:31:21She got a sweet will, though.
00:31:22Don't worry about it.
00:31:23Anyways, where were we?
00:31:24Oh, yeah.
00:31:25I'm a really great person.
00:31:26Bro, bro, bro.
00:31:27Maybe we ought to go back to phase one.
00:31:30I can smell Austin's blood on you.
00:31:35Hell with 316.
00:31:36I got it.
00:31:37Now it's Paul 317.
00:31:39Look at this goof.
00:31:40Hey, goof.
00:31:41What do you want?
00:31:42Get that mug here.
00:31:43Lock up.
00:31:44What are you, Austin?
00:31:45Hey, I'm just a stage hand trying to do my job.
00:31:46Come on, guys.
00:31:47We don't need this.
00:31:48We don't need this.
00:31:49We don't need this.
00:31:50Come on, guys.
00:31:51We don't need this.
00:31:52We don't need this.
00:31:53Come on, guys.
00:31:54We don't know what.
00:31:55We don't know what.
00:31:56We don't know what.
00:31:57We don't know what.
00:31:58We don't know what.
00:31:59This is pathetic.
00:32:01Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:32:02Stop.
00:32:03Stop.
00:32:04Easy, brother.
00:32:05You don't need that.
00:32:06Back off, bro.
00:32:09He just flipped you off, man.
00:32:10He just flipped you off, man.
00:32:11I did not.
00:32:14What?
00:32:15Hey, you know what?
00:32:16What's up, man?
00:32:17What's up?
00:32:18This is what?
00:32:19This is what?
00:32:20Suck on this.
00:32:21Suck up.
00:32:22That's not right.
00:32:23That's absolutely uncalled.
00:32:24Don't get bowed down.
00:32:26Bowed down when Scott Hall comes to your town.
00:32:28He didn't have on proper attire for fan appreciation night.
00:32:31Stop it.
00:32:37And inside tonight, we understand the Godfather is their king.
00:32:40Godfather's in New York.
00:32:41I heard he's down on Wall Street.
00:32:43Maybe trying to get a little funding for his escort service, which I hear is not doing all that great.
00:32:48But he's taking care of some business now, isn't he?
00:32:51I've heard the same thing, but looks like he's maybe doing some recruiting.
00:32:54Who knows?
00:32:55Yeah.
00:32:56Oh, you're gonna like this, gang.
00:32:59Woo-hoo-hoo!
00:33:00You're gonna like this one.
00:33:01Oh, yes!
00:33:02Two good reasons.
00:33:03The following contest is given for one fall, and it is for the World Wrestling Federation Women's Championship.
00:33:09Introducing the challenger from Toronto, Canada, Trish Stratus.
00:33:14Did you see my sign on AJR?
00:33:15I let that kid hold it up, because I couldn't hold it in front of your face.
00:33:18I love Trish Stratus.
00:33:20She's a red hot diva.
00:33:22Woo!
00:33:23And all the red hot divas will be on display.
00:33:26Divas Sex on the Beats next Wednesday night, March 13th, the Wednesday of WrestleMania week.
00:33:32Explicitly on UPN at 9, 8 Central, WWF Divas Sex on the Beats.
00:33:39And making the ring, she is the Women's Champion, Jazz.
00:33:44You know what I don't like, JR?
00:33:46What's that?
00:33:47Sex on television.
00:33:48I tried it once, I fell off.
00:33:51Now, Jazz really doing a number on Molly last week.
00:33:55And this is a return match for Trish here on Raw.
00:33:59Well, Trish certainly deserves this return match.
00:34:02Trish losing the WWF Women's title to Jazz about a month ago.
00:34:07Look at Jazz, look at her.
00:34:09And Trish's not gonna back down.
00:34:11Trish would love to go into WrestleMania in her hometown of Toronto in 13 years.
00:34:17In 13 days on pay-per-view for the WWF Women's title.
00:34:22There you go.
00:34:23Around that little waist of heart.
00:34:24Go girl, go girl.
00:34:25They're stalking away.
00:34:27Trish knows how dangerous Jazz can be.
00:34:31If you don't believe us, just asked a mighty Molly, who was really-
00:34:38How is Molly?
00:34:39Is she okay?
00:34:40She was like gonna do a bad trick for the wood chip by Jazz.
00:34:44I think Molly's gonna be fine.
00:34:45Taking the hot, man.
00:34:46And then a double handful of hair there by Jazz, the World Wrestling Federation Women's title.
00:34:53On the line here, the leg drop, and all near fall.
00:34:58I just can't warm up the Jazz.
00:35:01Well, she's still on your t-shirt, don't you?
00:35:04Right, that was nasty.
00:35:05I have to wear a glove just to wait for her.
00:35:07Look at this.
00:35:08No, no, no.
00:35:09Just like we saw Molly, the STF, that step over Crossface, a painful submission move, and Trish in the center of the ring.
00:35:18Come on, Trish, get the long ropes.
00:35:21Trish is trying desperately to get to that bottom rope, and if Trish doesn't, the challenge is gonna have to tap out here.
00:35:28She can't make it, J.R., she can't make it.
00:35:33She's almost out.
00:35:35Look at Jazz.
00:35:37Come on, Jazz.
00:35:38Desperately gets her right hand on the bottom rope.
00:35:43And Jazz doesn't understand that rule, I guess.
00:35:47In any event, Trish sliding back with everything she's got.
00:35:51Trish wants to regain the WWF Women's Tire, and Trish wants to do it right here live tonight.
00:35:57Look at those great forearms.
00:36:00Yes, phenomenal.
00:36:01Go, Trish.
00:36:02Trish building the momentum here.
00:36:04One, two.
00:36:07And a flapjack, one-moment flapjack.
00:36:10Wow.
00:36:12Hard shot.
00:36:13The kick, that's gonna be good.
00:36:16And Jazz got her shoulder up.
00:36:18Jazz's right shoulder just barely came off the, off the canvas.
00:36:22The kick, that connection to Jazz's head.
00:36:24He's gonna have a new Women's Champion right now.
00:36:26Hard shot, the cocked up.
00:36:28Jazz, I think, on the shoulder.
00:36:30Oh, man.
00:36:31And Jazz sitting in her seat leg.
00:36:32Look at this.
00:36:33Trish on great agility.
00:36:34Hey.
00:36:35And just looking for that strat satisfaction, it got countered.
00:36:39I'm always looking for stratification.
00:36:41Look out.
00:36:42Man, it hurts the puppies.
00:36:45This evil WWF Women's Champion.
00:36:48Hey, hey, hey.
00:36:49As physically dominant as any champion we've seen.
00:36:52My goodness.
00:36:53You see that?
00:36:55There's nothing to worry about with that double barrel slingshot.
00:36:59Down to the front, JR.
00:37:00Get her, girl.
00:37:01And Trish, undaunted.
00:37:03Henry Roy and Jazz.
00:37:06I'm gonna go, ref.
00:37:07Don't doubt him.
00:37:08Trish with nothing.
00:37:09Hey.
00:37:10Trish has got the STF down, Jazz.
00:37:12Wahoo.
00:37:13And now Jazz knows what it's like to feel the pain and punishment of the submission move if
00:37:18Jazz gets to the bottom row.
00:37:20One, two, three, four, one.
00:37:23Trish hover on, drop on the brake.
00:37:25Trish didn't break it.
00:37:26Trish giving Jazz some real medicine.
00:37:29There you go.
00:37:30Trish is sending a message for the WWF Women's Champion.
00:37:34Here, let me have one.
00:37:35Throw out into me.
00:37:36Hey, hey.
00:37:37What's up, Trish?
00:37:38Trish, that's wrong.
00:37:39Trish, physically breaking the hole with her right hand.
00:37:43Look at Trish.
00:37:44That makes she just now realize that she's on top.
00:37:46And Trish is about to fall out of that.
00:37:48Come over here.
00:37:49I'll give you my toast.
00:37:50No, you won't.
00:37:51That's right.
00:37:52Come over here.
00:37:53Come over here.
00:37:54And that is, uh, that is the edge of wetness right there.
00:37:59Look at Trish.
00:38:00She is hot.
00:38:01How can you be lost?
00:38:02It's Greenwich, Connecticut, not the Bermuda Triangle, Jericho.
00:38:06Listen, it's really easy.
00:38:11Write it down this time, okay?
00:38:12It's called Pristine Mist.
00:38:14It's a premium lotion, okay?
00:38:17No, you're not gonna find it in Texas.
00:38:22These people don't even wash their hands, let alone use lotion.
00:38:28Listen, Jericho.
00:38:29You wanna make me happy, right?
00:38:31Because you know that you need me at WrestleMania.
00:38:35That's right.
00:38:36You're gonna remain the undisputed champion.
00:38:40Because I know all of Triple H's secrets.
00:38:43I know all of his weaknesses.
00:38:45And you need me, and you know you need me, and you're gonna make me happy.
00:38:48Isn't that right?
00:38:50Yeah.
00:38:51I gotta go.
00:38:52What do you want?
00:38:53What do I want?
00:38:54Yeah.
00:38:55What do you want?
00:38:56What do I want?
00:38:57Yeah, what do you want?
00:38:58I want you out of my life.
00:38:59Well, that's too bad, because you're gonna be paying me checks for the rest of your life.
00:39:05Well, in the meantime, you left a few things, so I brought you a box of your stuff.
00:39:18And, since it's your box, appropriately, it's quite large.
00:39:22You're just gonna drop it?
00:39:23Just right on the floor like that?
00:39:24You know, I hope Kurt Angle kicks your ass in that steel cage match tonight.
00:39:32Hey, my lotion.
00:39:36Oh, great.
00:39:37Oh, my goodness.
00:39:39My skin is just so dry.
00:39:41Oh, stupid jerk.
00:39:44Okay.
00:39:45Do you mind?
00:39:48I don't know.
00:39:50I don't mind one bit.
00:39:52Okay, well, thanks, okay?
00:39:54Why don't you just leave?
00:39:55Okay.
00:40:05It's all about Stephanie and her lotion.
00:40:07Oh, my God.
00:40:08Uh-oh.
00:40:09Man, here's trouble.
00:40:10Booger Red on his way here.
00:40:13This is not a good thing.
00:40:15It is not.
00:40:16Damn.
00:40:17And we are back here live.
00:40:21Deep in the heart of Texas.
00:40:23And you just gotta wonder, was Ric Flair not here?
00:40:27Attending to what we hear, a family emergency.
00:40:31Why the Undertaker is even here tonight.
00:40:34We ain't wonder why.
00:40:35It's fan appreciation night.
00:40:37And why?
00:40:38Everybody wants to make this opportunity.
00:40:40This is the greatest night.
00:40:42Historic night.
00:40:43Well, the Undertaker has been challenging Ric Flair for a fight at WrestleMania.
00:40:49Flair has said no.
00:40:51And last Thursday night on UPS SmackDown, the Undertaker posing his will on Al Snow.
00:40:59When the co-owner of the WWE.
00:41:02Yeah, look at that.
00:41:03Ric Flair used a tight, a left tight to get retribution and to say this.
00:41:08When it comes to WrestleMania, the answer is still no.
00:41:14But if you ever touch a friend of mine again, I'm gonna show you why I am the dirtiest player in the game.
00:41:24The answer emphatically no for the co-owner of the World Wrestling Federation.
00:41:30Again, as we said, not here due to some sort of family emergency.
00:41:36Maybe Ric Flair's out shopping, maybe.
00:41:38Maybe he should buy himself one of them chicken suits.
00:41:41Just admit to the world he's chicken.
00:41:44A few weeks back, I issued a challenge to Ric Flair to fight me at WrestleMania.
00:41:50He said no.
00:41:55So I asked him again, and again he said no.
00:41:59So it dawned on me that I was gonna have to figure out what makes Ric Flair tick.
00:42:07What gets under his skin enough to make him wanna fight me.
00:42:11So I had to beat up his best friend.
00:42:16I had no choice but to take Arne Anderson out.
00:42:22Let's take a look at the footage.
00:42:25Uh-oh.
00:42:26This is sick and pathetic.
00:42:28Sick and disgusting.
00:42:30Ric Flair's best friend, Arne Anderson.
00:42:33A man disabled five years ago from a surgeon's knife.
00:42:37Being decimated by Booger Red.
00:42:42All because Flair said no to the fight at WrestleMania.
00:42:47The Undertaker takes it out on Ric Flair's best friend.
00:42:52Now I wanna set the record straight.
00:42:54I did not want to victimize Arne Anderson like that.
00:42:58Yeah, right.
00:42:59Ric Flair made me do that.
00:43:03So Arne Anderson's blood is not on my hands.
00:43:07It's on Ric Flair's hands because all he had to do was say yes.
00:43:12That's right.
00:43:13Flair's to blame for this.
00:43:14You see Ric Flair, he likes to call himself the dirtiest player in the game.
00:43:18Well, Flair, don't fool yourself because I'm more than willing to prove to you that you're not.
00:43:30Oh.
00:43:31And to ensure the fact that Ric Flair accepts my challenge at WrestleMania.
00:43:37This morning, uh, how do you say, I had to push the envelope just a little bit further.
00:43:44What?
00:43:45Maybe too far.
00:43:47What the hell's that mean?
00:43:48Who am I to say?
00:43:50So, Flair, as you sat there tonight at that medical facility, I just hope you realize that you left me no other choice.
00:44:04You see, this morning, I had to go pay your oldest son a visit.
00:44:10What?
00:44:11What the hell's that mean?
00:44:15What the hell's that mean?
00:44:17Now, Flair, your boy, his blood's not on my conscience.
00:44:22It's on yours.
00:44:24Because the sins of the father shall be visited upon the son.
00:44:34What's he talking about?
00:44:36Now, Flair, as you watch this, I just want you to remember, it's 13 days until WrestleMania.
00:44:48Well, there's, King, I recognize that facility, that's in, that's in Stanford.
00:44:57Yeah.
00:44:58The WWF, one of the WWF training facilities, quite frankly.
00:45:01And I know that's Tom Pritchard that's backwards in the corner, one of our instructors.
00:45:08And, wait a second.
00:45:10That's, you know who that is wrestling right there.
00:45:14But he's got, he's got brown hair.
00:45:16That's David Flair's, that's what happened to his blonde hair.
00:45:21That's, that is Rick Flair's oldest son, David, who's in the WWF developmental program.
00:45:30What the hell is this about?
00:45:35I don't know.
00:45:37I don't know.
00:45:38Tape of David Flair.
00:45:40Training.
00:45:41Yeah.
00:45:42Hey, Flair.
00:45:45David Flair.
00:45:46Oh, God.
00:45:48Oh, no.
00:45:49Jake, what the hell is going on, man?
00:45:52What are you going to do here?
00:45:53Break off, Pritchard.
00:45:54Mind your own damn business.
00:45:56What the hell are you looking at?
00:45:58Get up here, boy.
00:46:04I'm telling you, you better mind your own business.
00:46:06Get up here.
00:46:09Come here, boy.
00:46:10Busted the wall.
00:46:11I made all the business busted.
00:46:12Now.
00:46:13First word of you son of a bitch has opened this door.
00:46:15You're going to regret it.
00:46:16You understand?
00:46:19Now, son.
00:46:21Now we go to school.
00:46:22Damn.
00:46:23Now we go to school.
00:46:24Damn.
00:46:25Now we go to school.
00:46:26How prophetic is that?
00:46:28So you're going to ask your dad why are you getting your ass kicked today?
00:46:29Oh.
00:46:30Oh.
00:46:31Oh.
00:46:32Oh.
00:46:33Damn.
00:46:34Come here.
00:46:35Come here.
00:46:36Now we go to school.
00:46:38Now we go to school.
00:46:43How prophetic is that?
00:46:53So you're gonna ask your dad why are you getting your ass kicked today?
00:46:57Come here.
00:47:06You can't take this.
00:47:17King, this is reverse.
00:47:36This kid's bleeding.
00:47:38I don't realize that.
00:47:39Yeah.
00:47:40What am I doing?
00:47:43I'm kicking your ass.
00:47:44What do you think I'm doing?
00:47:53Get up here.
00:47:54Get your ass up here.
00:47:55Get up here.
00:47:56Get him.
00:47:58Come here.
00:48:02You see, Flair.
00:48:05I told you.
00:48:07Get up.
00:48:08Shut up.
00:48:09I told you that I wasn't gonna take no for an answer.
00:48:23He's your oldest boy here.
00:48:26And you know what he means to me?
00:48:29He don't mean a damn thing to me.
00:48:32You know, you got what I want.
00:48:38And all it is is a yes.
00:48:39And all it is is a yes.
00:48:43This is a...
00:48:44This is on your head, man.
00:48:47Because I don't give a damn.
00:48:51Right, David?
00:48:53Huh?
00:48:54You wanna say anything to your dear old dad?
00:48:56Let me go.
00:48:57You wanna...
00:48:58Shut up!
00:49:01You wanna ask him why you're getting your ass kicked?
00:49:05Hey.
00:49:07Hey, don't you have a little brother?
00:49:10No, no, no, no.
00:49:11No, no, no, no.
00:49:13You have a sister, don't you?
00:49:19What's it gonna be, Flair?
00:49:22Because I really don't care how far I gotta go.
00:49:27School's over for today.
00:49:31You done real good, boy.
00:49:36You done real good.
00:49:42My God, King.
00:49:43First Flair's best friend and now his oldest son.
00:49:48What's next?
00:49:50I mean, that's...
00:49:54This is sickening.
00:49:57Rick Flair's oldest son.
00:50:01We're back here live on Raw and I am absolutely shocked and disgusted the actions of The Undertaker.
00:50:06First Rick Flair's best friend and now his oldest son.
00:50:10Well, Jerry, you know what you do when The Undertaker makes a statement like that?
00:50:14You listen to him and you believe him.
00:50:17I mean, Flair, he'll chop down your entire family tree.
00:50:20At this point, I think you gotta say yes.
00:50:22That's all you gotta do is say yes.
00:50:24Well, we expect to see Rick Flair back with us, we hope, on Thursday on SmackDown on UPN.
00:50:29Flair with his son David as we speak.
00:50:33And we don't have any really significant updates on David's status right now.
00:50:38Certainly, we hope to have something that leads by Thursday.
00:50:41Obviously, that's where Ric Flair is, somewhere at a medical facility with his son.
00:50:46The following contest is scheduled for one fall, making his way to the ring.
00:50:49From Battle Creek, Michigan, weighing in at 235 pounds, Rock Van Damme.
00:50:58And we know that Rock Van Damme will meet William Regal for the Intercontinental title at WrestleMania.
00:51:04But also reminding fans of WrestleMania that WrestleMania's greatest hits will air one week from
00:51:11tomorrow night, next Tuesday.
00:51:13I'm gonna be hosting that, JR.
00:51:14It's gonna be a fantastic show.
00:51:16On the new TNN, right here, on the new TNN, next Tuesday night at 9, 8 central.
00:51:22And making his way to the ring from Calgary, Alberta, Canada, weighing in at 230 pounds, Lance Storm.
00:51:29Have you ever noticed how I get to host all the big network specials?
00:51:32You're there, baby.
00:51:34You're the Bob Costas of the WWF.
00:51:37You got all the plum goods, except you're not the height of a mission.
00:51:41Don't be mean, JR.
00:51:42It's man appreciation.
00:51:43You should appreciate me.
00:51:44I do.
00:51:45And the fans as well.
00:51:46I don't know that Lance Storm appreciates the abilities of RVD because-
00:51:51I don't think RVD appreciated that slap earlier, do you?
00:51:55Man, that was a great slap.
00:51:56That occurred earlier tonight here at a confrontation between these two young men.
00:52:00And certainly it was last night on MTV's Heat that RVD and Storm went one-on-one,
00:52:06which resulted in a victory in Van Dam.
00:52:07That was sneaky.
00:52:08And Van Dam just retaliated with a slap of his arm.
00:52:13That robbed Van Dam stuff on my nerves, Dale.
00:52:17Still the counter night.
00:52:19Down on the top.
00:52:21Just a fine move by Van Dam.
00:52:22Come on, guys.
00:52:23Triple-A to current angle.
00:52:24One-on-one inside the steel cage later live tonight.
00:52:28I mean, we've got a couple-eight.
00:52:29Just jump all the steps.
00:52:30He's pushed them along.
00:52:31He's out there on the floor like that.
00:52:32Probably probably back there if he loved hand motion.
00:52:33Christine.
00:52:34Yes.
00:52:35Nothing about her.
00:52:36Christine.
00:52:37And RVD.
00:52:38Look at this.
00:52:39And Van Dam is just as apt to put his own anatomy on the line as his opponents, quite
00:52:55frankly.
00:52:56I don't know if this was a good idea of Lance Storm to make this challenge here.
00:53:00Lance Storm is a very proud Canadian.
00:53:02There's certainly nothing wrong with that.
00:53:04Must feel a little bit slighted that RVD is gonna be in Toronto at Skydunk WrestleMania.
00:53:09And there's a cover, the leg drop, the hook of the leg.
00:53:12And thus far, Lance Storm is not hooked to me at WrestleMania in his home country.
00:53:18Well, Lance, like you said, a proud Canadian.
00:53:20I'm sure he's just overjoyed to be here tonight in Texas.
00:53:23My man, damn, there's fake flowers here.
00:53:26Milk you.
00:53:27That's a good take.
00:53:30I think the state is bigger than the entire country of Canada.
00:53:34I'm from Oklahoma, not Texas.
00:53:36What a move there by.
00:53:38Uh-oh, he's hurt.
00:53:39Drop it down, the legs hurt.
00:53:40Look at that knee of RVD.
00:53:42The educated legs, or feet, or whatever.
00:53:45The WWE is gonna be in Sarnia, Ontario, this Friday night.
00:53:50Sarnia?
00:53:51That's exactly right.
00:53:52Don't mention Kalamazoo, Michigan, Saturday night.
00:53:54Fort Blaine, Indiana, Sunday afternoon.
00:53:57And one week from tonight, one of our favorite cities came with Joe Norris Arena in Detroit,
00:54:02the side of Raw in one week.
00:54:04And in eight days, I know you're gonna love this.
00:54:06My favorite city.
00:54:07Cleveland.
00:54:08Yes.
00:54:09And Lance Storm trying to knot up that thigh muscle,
00:54:14the quadricep muscle of RVD.
00:54:17Charlie horse it up.
00:54:18RVD!
00:54:19RVD!
00:54:20Shut out.
00:54:21Probably the end of the hot flying tap.
00:54:24There was RVD tonight.
00:54:27We're not getting any conclusive updates regarding the medical condition of Stone Cold
00:54:31Steve Austin, who has busted Oakland ear to ear at the hands of Scott Hall and the NWO
00:54:37and a wrench earlier tonight.
00:54:39Where are you gonna get a medical update?
00:54:41He didn't go to the medical facility.
00:54:43RVD trying to get a position, perhaps use the five star frog's flag,
00:54:49put the counter into the superplex by Lance Storm.
00:54:52One, two, three.
00:54:53She looks over, looks the leg, and a near fall.
00:54:55He's up.
00:54:56He's up.
00:54:57Yeah, she does, JR.
00:54:58Go ahead.
00:54:59I just reached up under the desk here and pulled out a big wrench,
00:55:01and busted your head wide open with it.
00:55:03Get the ring!
00:55:04There's only one Rattlespick.
00:55:09There's only one Stone Cold Steve Austin.
00:55:11And Scott Hall's gonna find that out all so well in 13 days at WrestleMania.
00:55:17The same night that Hollywood Hulk Hulk is gonna find out what The Rock's made of.
00:55:22And by the way, The Rock's gonna be back with us.
00:55:24What I understand, this Thursday night live on SmackDown on UPN.
00:55:28Well, I wanna find out which member of the NWO is gonna be out here tonight.
00:55:33Who's gonna be, JR?
00:55:34Do you know yet?
00:55:35I could care less.
00:55:36You have no sources, do you?
00:55:37Legless take down.
00:55:38Nice foot for the leg into the half grab by Lance Storm.
00:55:43And Storm's submission move.
00:55:45They have Van Damme tapping any moment.
00:55:48Storm can't quite get his legs under.
00:55:50One, two, three.
00:55:51And Van Damme able to get to the bottom rope.
00:55:53And referee Jack Dole calling for the break that has gone.
00:55:58Van Damme, ignored the four.
00:56:00And Van Damme looking for the injury, comes back with a mule kick.
00:56:03With a darn educated feat.
00:56:06Right.
00:56:07One went to Harvard, one went to Yale.
00:56:09Both honor students.
00:56:10Daddy must be so proud.
00:56:13Spinning heel kick by Van Damme.
00:56:15Down goes Storm.
00:56:16One, two.
00:56:17And Van Damme looking for a cover.
00:56:18Got him here.
00:56:19Sometimes you just let your mind wander and you just follow along.
00:56:22Yeah.
00:56:24Look at this.
00:56:25Van Damme trying to get it done on basically one wheel.
00:56:29He's got a flat.
00:56:30You can't do it.
00:56:31Don't even try that.
00:56:32Van Damme couldn't leap up to the top.
00:56:35He's trying to get there.
00:56:36Took him a little longer and long enough for Lance Storm now, who superplexed Van Damme earlier from this predicament.
00:56:43Any future opponents of Rob Van Damme, look at this strategy.
00:56:46It works.
00:56:47They got those wheels.
00:56:48Come on, Rob.
00:56:49Let's go.
00:56:50Van Damme has many athletes.
00:56:51They got a near fall, according to our official.
00:56:56I think Rob Van Damme was actually trying to put his feet on the rope for leverage.
00:57:01But the leg was hurt too badly.
00:57:03That wouldn't put that past him.
00:57:04He's in battle.
00:57:06Uh-oh, look out.
00:57:07RBD!
00:57:08Van Damme noticed he's lifting his arm.
00:57:11Van Damme on it.
00:57:12One, two.
00:57:13Close line, hook of the leg.
00:57:15And Van Damme use a lot of energy.
00:57:17He made it up.
00:57:18Maybe all the energy he's got left.
00:57:19One, two.
00:57:20And the kick out of that predicament.
00:57:21Two, three.
00:57:22And the charismatic Calgary and Lance Storm can't hardly believe it.
00:57:26And he'll cut into it.
00:57:28I can hardly believe it.
00:57:29There is actually some expression on the face of Lance Storm.
00:57:32One, two.
00:57:33One, two.
00:57:34One, two.
00:57:35One, two.
00:57:36One, two.
00:57:37One, two.
00:57:38And somehow, RBD goes to the top.
00:57:40But can he make the leap?
00:57:42Yes, he did it.
00:57:43A five-star Brock splash on a bad leg.
00:57:48The lateral press.
00:57:49And two in a row for RBD.
00:57:51Here is your winner, Rob Van Damme.
00:57:58The Intercontinental Champion, the compass William Regal.
00:58:02Best taking notice in 13 days in the Sky Dome in Toronto.
00:58:09It's WrestleMania.
00:58:10But William, take notice.
00:58:12He's got a bad wheel.
00:58:14Oh, even though he hit that five-star Brock splash.
00:58:17And he grabbed that knee in pain.
00:58:19William, believe me, William Regal is watching.
00:58:24He will not let this go unnoticed.
00:58:27Man down.
00:58:29Will he be the next Intercontinental Champion?
00:58:32Can he get it done?
00:58:33Hey, hey.
00:58:34I appreciate you making that punk Stone Cold Steve Austin bleed like the pig he is.
00:58:42Treat me like an animal?
00:58:43Uh-uh.
00:58:44No way.
00:58:45No more.
00:58:46You're the animal, Austin.
00:58:47You're the animal.
00:58:48Bow down, Stone Cold.
00:58:49And fan appreciation night for all the NWO fans.
00:58:51The Rock ain't gonna be here no more.
00:58:55Bottom line is this, though.
00:58:57Vince said somebody's gotta represent tonight.
00:58:59Somebody's gotta represent.
00:59:00It's me.
00:59:01No, man.
00:59:02A little rock, paper, scissors.
00:59:03None of this tiger stuff for you.
00:59:04Oh, come on.
00:59:05Old school, man.
00:59:06I ain't afraid.
00:59:07Excuse me, gentlemen.
00:59:08Excuse me.
00:59:09Who do you are?
00:59:10I need to check the coffee.
00:59:11You want to check the coffee?
00:59:12You the coffee checker?
00:59:13Yes.
00:59:14It's a coffee checker.
00:59:15Check the coffee, man.
00:59:16Take a look in here.
00:59:17Take a look in here.
00:59:18Here, let me leave you.
00:59:19Check.
00:59:20How's it look?
00:59:21How's it look?
00:59:22Hey!
00:59:23A scalding hot coffee!
00:59:28Damn bullies.
00:59:30Come on, baby.
00:59:31That's sweet.
00:59:32That's sweet.
00:59:33One, two, three.
00:59:35You're out.
00:59:36You're out.
00:59:37One, two, three.
00:59:39It's me.
00:59:40I'm representing.
00:59:41You represent.
00:59:42You do it then.
00:59:43You represent.
00:59:44You represent them.
00:59:45Make him bow down.
00:59:46Bow down.
00:59:47Bow down.
00:59:48It's Scott Hall tonight, but he is who?
00:59:50It's hard to believe that The Rock at only 28 years of age has accomplished so much.
00:59:54But indeed it will be wrestling's past versus wrestling's future at WrestleMania.
00:59:59I know you love to say that, JR.
01:00:01You're right.
01:00:02It is gonna be that.
01:00:03It's gonna be like Barry Bonds going up against Babe Ruth.
01:00:06I put my money on the roof.
01:00:07It's gonna be like Mike Tyson going up against Muhammad Ali.
01:00:10I put my money on Muhammad Ali.
01:00:12Oh, it's gonna be a great match if you're exactly right about that.
01:00:15A match that the world thought would never ever happen.
01:00:18Can you imagine a year ago?
01:00:20We wouldn't even be talking about this match.
01:00:22But the only place, the biggest stage it can happen.
01:00:25One place, Skydome, Toronto, on pay-per-view in 13 days at WrestleMania.
01:00:32Nothing in the world like it.
01:00:34Before, past, or ever again in 13 days of pay-per-view.
01:00:40I can see it now, guys.
01:00:42The immortal Hulk Hogan versus The Rock at WrestleMania in Toronto
01:00:47as The Rock bows down to Hollywood Hulk Hogan.
01:00:52But guys, he's coming to SmackDown Thursday.
01:00:56And what kind of shape is he gonna be in?
01:00:58Sad shit.
01:00:59You're right.
01:01:00We need to give The Rock a special NWO welcoming committee.
01:01:05But you know, tonight's your night, brother.
01:01:07That's right.
01:01:08Hall 317, it's all you, bro.
01:01:10Fan appreciation.
01:01:11Let's play, let's pick an opponent.
01:01:19Mr. Hulk, pick an opponent.
01:01:22I'm nervous.
01:01:23I hope it's not Andre the Giant.
01:01:24Oh, man.
01:01:29Oh, man.
01:01:31Wow.
01:01:32You're going with me?
01:01:33You guys are going with me, right?
01:01:34Yeah.
01:01:35Get your back.
01:01:36I'll be there, baby.
01:01:37A little tune-up for WrestleMania.
01:01:38That's okay.
01:01:39Big tune-up.
01:01:40Who is it?
01:01:41Who's he gonna fight?
01:01:42Who's he gonna fight?
01:01:43I don't know who's gonna be.
01:01:44I'm sorry.
01:01:45You must not like it.
01:01:48Who's he gonna be?
01:01:50I don't know.
01:01:51We're gonna find out next, I guess.
01:02:01The NWO are really coming out here on fan appreciation night, they are.
01:02:08I hope you don't mind up with your name.
01:02:10What?
01:02:11I thought they threw it though.
01:02:12Well, I'll tell you what, these three have done enough tonight.
01:02:18Early tonight, Stone Cold Steve Austin, who has left some time ago, we understand,
01:02:23to be stitched up.
01:02:24Good.
01:02:25Austin was bleeding profusely, and here's why this occurred earlier tonight.
01:02:29Booker T and Stone Cold were in one-on-one, and then here come the pack of dogs.
01:02:33Booker T, he made the smart move, he moved on out of the ring, and left the Rattlesnake to the NWO.
01:02:39And then, yeah, you see it, there it is.
01:02:41A wrench, a metal wrench that Scott Hall pulled out of that tool chest.
01:02:45Oh, the man that will meet Stone Cold at WrestleMania, with a vile shot.
01:02:50And then he said this.
01:02:51What, no, what?
01:02:52Tell him what?
01:02:53You want to explode?
01:02:55You want to?
01:02:56I knew all that blood stuff was gonna come back to Hunter Rattlesnake, and it did.
01:03:01Another shot, and the ultimate insult.
01:03:04Yeah, now this man appreciates tonight.
01:03:06You don't wanna see the Rattlesnake without at least getting to see a stunner.
01:03:09These three guys just make me sick.
01:03:12Oh, they're big shots.
01:03:13Oh, they're tough guys, they're all three together.
01:03:16You need one of these barf bags?
01:03:19Damn near it.
01:03:20It's fan appreciation night.
01:03:23Hooray.
01:03:24Who's his opponent?
01:03:29Hey, yo.
01:03:31Yo.
01:03:32It's fan appreciation night.
01:03:39And I'm sure all you fans appreciated Scott Hall kicking Stone Cold's ass.
01:03:48I don't know if they appreciate it here in Texas.
01:03:51And one more treat for you, it's fan appreciation night.
01:04:01So the next WWF superstar who enters this ring, in my mind, is Stone Cold Steve Austin.
01:04:11Oh, no.
01:04:12I feel sorry for whoever this is.
01:04:14But it's not so cold.
01:04:17We know that one.
01:04:18Look at this.
01:04:19Oh, no.
01:04:20Little Spike Dudley's name has been drawn out of that hopper.
01:04:24It's your unlucky day, kid.
01:04:27A little Spike, but never back away from a fight.
01:04:31But I think he better back away from this one.
01:04:34So what Scott Hall's saying is that in Spike Dudley, he sees Stone Cold.
01:04:40Right.
01:04:41Well, see what you're looking at right now, in case you don't know, it's not Spike Dudley.
01:04:44That's Stone Cold Steve Austin.
01:04:46No, that's 150 pounds Spike Dudley.
01:04:49And the WWF does.
01:04:50Hold it.
01:04:51Look at Austin.
01:04:52He stepped into the ring, but I think I see fear in the Rattlespace's eyes for the first time.
01:04:56Well, these NWO guys are really big wheels, aren't they?
01:04:58Look at Austin locking up with Scott Hall.
01:05:00Ooh.
01:05:01Austin's hurting now already.
01:05:02That is Spike Dudley.
01:05:03Austin's down.
01:05:04It's not Stone Cold King, and you know, don't buy into this NWO garbage.
01:05:08Look, Scott Hall said in his mind, that's Stone Cold and on Fan Appreciation Night.
01:05:13He's got it.
01:05:14He's got it.
01:05:15He's got it.
01:05:16I've never seen a Rattlesnake with that move.
01:05:18A lot of things have gone through Scott Hall's mind that he can't even remember.
01:05:22A lot of things went through the Rattlesnake's mind tonight, one of them was a wrench.
01:05:25Man, it's Fan Appreciation Night.
01:05:27Austin pleading profusely finally convinced to go to a medical facility where they're gonna
01:05:31stick him up.
01:05:32And these three guys are all big wheels.
01:05:35And wheels are around things that dog urinates on.
01:05:38That's what a wheel is, in my estimation.
01:05:40And these three guys are nothing more than a pack of dogs.
01:05:43Kevin Nash is standing about eight feet away from us, big mouth.
01:05:50You may think you said it.
01:05:53Yeah, right.
01:05:54The Rattlesnake tried a spear.
01:05:57And- He's going for a stunner.
01:05:58Little spy going to that dummy dog and straddle across the top floor.
01:06:02He's going for a stunner.
01:06:04Are you hallucinating?
01:06:06No.
01:06:07Are you drunk?
01:06:08What's wrong with you?
01:06:09Kevin Nash is gonna help.
01:06:12He's helping Stone Cold, right?
01:06:14Get him on it, get him on it.
01:06:15Yeah, that's Stone Cold.
01:06:16Spike Duffy, all 150 pounds.
01:06:19This got drilled by a seven footer.
01:06:21And now Hollywood Hogan.
01:06:22Look at Hollywood Hogan.
01:06:23The man that's more than worried about The Rock returning to SmackDown
01:06:27Thursday night.
01:06:28Just used a spike like Spike was a human javelin.
01:06:32A human javelin.
01:06:34Stone Cold.
01:06:35Look, Scott Hall says that Stone Cold Steve Austin in the ring with him right now.
01:06:39That's good enough for me.
01:06:40Scott Hall may be seeing two or three of Stone Cold's, I don't know.
01:06:44All I know is, is that poor little Spike Duffy got his name drawn.
01:06:49The competing in this match.
01:06:51Haunted anything enough on it to get dressed in wrestling gear.
01:06:55Uh-oh, here it comes.
01:07:00Are you ready for this?
01:07:02No, I'm not ready for it.
01:07:04You know what?
01:07:05Everybody here on Fan Appreciation, you get a sneak preview of WrestleMania.
01:07:09This is what's gonna happen.
01:07:10He's gonna lift the rattle stake high into the air.
01:07:13And then hoist him even a little higher.
01:07:15And then, are you ready, Jayar?
01:07:16You don't want to see this.
01:07:18Stone Cold's blood still all over that.
01:07:20All over the canvas.
01:07:22That's Spike Dudley just got that razor's edge.
01:07:25One, two, three.
01:07:28WrestleMania, here he comes.
01:07:30Here is your winner, Scott Hall.
01:07:35Man, give him his props.
01:07:37Yeah, give him his props.
01:07:38What?
01:07:39He's cool.
01:07:40Hey, Kev, I'm cool.
01:07:41Hey, Hultzford.
01:07:42Give me a break.
01:07:44Wait a minute.
01:07:45That was on the cinema drawing.
01:07:46Please.
01:07:47I'm not trying to cast this person on that arm.
01:07:49They're sick and pathetic.
01:07:50They're sick and pathetic.
01:07:51Fan Appreciation tonight.
01:07:52My Oklahoma ass.
01:07:54They make me sick.
01:07:56They make me sick.
01:08:01No.
01:08:02Watch it, Rousey.
01:08:03The big wheels, aren't they?
01:08:08And the big wheels gonna roll into WrestleMania.
01:08:11Oh, got some hell to pay, pal.
01:08:14Hell to pay.
01:08:23Ladies and gentlemen, at this time, it gives me great pleasure to introduce to you,
01:08:28Hultzford, making his return to the World Wrestling Federation, the newly crowned,
01:08:33World's Strongest Man, Austin Tech's own, Mark Henry.
01:08:40There he is.
01:08:41Mark Henry won the Arnold Classic a couple of weeks ago.
01:08:45Mark, about 385, 390 pounds, officially the World's Strongest Man.
01:08:52Look at the size of his shoulders and his chest.
01:08:54He lifted the Humvee and then won it.
01:08:57Well, you know, I had this privilege of speaking with Arnold before that event.
01:09:00And he and I both agreed that Mark was the favorite.
01:09:02And sure enough, he came through.
01:09:04And here comes that cage.
01:09:05Uh-oh.
01:09:06One of the most ominous, unforgiving structures in the history of the World Wrestling Federation.
01:09:12Inside a 15-foot steel cage.
01:09:15Kurt Angle and the game gonna separate the men from the boys.
01:09:22Steph, I need to talk to you.
01:09:23Holy sweet mother of God.
01:09:27I know, I know it's horrible, it's horrible.
01:09:32Look at me.
01:09:34I'm like a monster.
01:09:37It's Triple H.
01:09:39Look.
01:09:40Look at this, he gave me my look, he must have replaced it or something and put it in this bottle.
01:09:46And now it's, look at me, I look like a freak.
01:09:50Actually, you can't even hardly notice it, Steph, really.
01:09:56Really?
01:09:57Yeah.
01:09:58I can tell you're lying, Kurt, I can tell you're lying.
01:10:01You need to kill the police.
01:10:02Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:10:03You need to kill the police.
01:10:04Stop, stop.
01:10:05Rip him apart.
01:10:06Rip him apart.
01:10:07Rip him apart.
01:10:08Look at what he did to me.
01:10:09Make him a monster.
01:10:10Fine, hey.
01:10:11Get rid of him.
01:10:12Get rid of him.
01:10:13I will make him pay right now.
01:10:15Make him pay.
01:10:16I will, don't you worry about it.
01:10:17Make him pay.
01:10:19Make him pay.
01:10:21Well, I guess it wasn't pristine mist after all.
01:10:24Oh my gosh.
01:10:25Triple H has ruined Stephanie.
01:10:28Make him pay, Kurt.
01:10:30Make him pay, Kurt.
01:10:31Inside a steel cage, angle of the game, or next.
01:10:35Time to play the game.
01:10:48Are you ready to play the game?
01:10:50Are you ready to separate the men from the boys inside a steel cage?
01:10:56The following is a steel cage match.
01:11:01Get a good kick.
01:11:02The credit is Canadian.
01:11:04We're going to get a 200 and get him down.
01:11:07Triple H.
01:11:08Well, show you how you said we're going to separate the men from the boys.
01:11:11Did you know that was a boyish?
01:11:13Show us his trick.
01:11:14The Triple H pulled out poor little Stephanie.
01:11:17She's covering the horrible highs.
01:11:19So it wasn't pristine mist.
01:11:21You know it wasn't pristine mist.
01:11:23I know one thing, the Rob Kuss case match is very simple.
01:11:26You gotta stake the cage to win.
01:11:28Pin balls to lock him.
01:11:30Submission.
01:11:31Do not count.
01:11:32That was probably some of that hideous advertising motion that you use.
01:11:36Where do you get that from, a skunk?
01:11:38It's a little runoff in the barbecue sauce.
01:11:41Oh, man.
01:11:42And the guy who will meet Y2J for the undisputed World Wrestling Federation Championship at WrestleMania.
01:11:51Getting a tremendous ovation here.
01:11:54But he's inside.
01:11:55And he goes on for giving structure.
01:11:57Right in a heptivity.
01:11:58Don't try to escape yet.
01:12:04Yeah, what a night.
01:12:06What a night.
01:12:07What an experience to see the WWF live.
01:12:09What a night it has been.
01:12:12It has been.
01:12:13You're right.
01:12:14What do you think the people in the air are thinking?
01:12:15They're seeing doubles.
01:12:16Two stone colds have been brought in for treatment tonight.
01:12:21Let me tell you this.
01:12:22Sour Stills presents Wrestlemania 18, Sunday, March 17th.
01:12:27Live in front of over 67,000 fans from the sold out Toronto Seattle.
01:12:32And exclusively on pay-per-view.
01:12:34Sour Stills fight slash candy.
01:12:37Shield of charge.
01:12:38Take the ring off there.
01:12:40In the WWF live.
01:12:41Tickets going on sale this Saturday in Albany, Rochester, New York.
01:12:45Give it to Colorado.
01:12:46Cut.
01:12:47Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
01:12:49Weighed in at 230,000 pounds.
01:12:51Kurt Angle.
01:12:53How dare you try to talk over Kurt Angle's introduction.
01:12:59Now, go ahead.
01:13:00Also standing tickets on sale in Davis, California.
01:13:03Las Cruces, New Mexico.
01:13:05And in Arizona.
01:13:06In Yuma, Phoenix, and Tucson.
01:13:08All on sale Saturday.
01:13:10And they are Oklahoma's close to Texas, right?
01:13:12Absolutely.
01:13:13Well, you can relate to these people.
01:13:14Would you please tell them that Kurt does not sell.
01:13:16Kurt's action in recent weeks certainly indicate that to these Texas fans, he does suck.
01:13:23Hey.
01:13:24Touch it now.
01:13:25Kurt Angle's not gonna be the main event at WrestleMania thanks to that man, the game.
01:13:31But this is like Kurt Angle's WrestleMania.
01:13:34This is like Kurt Angle's main event.
01:13:36Yeah.
01:13:37Well, that's right.
01:13:38The game may not make it to WrestleMania thanks to this match.
01:13:41And thanks to Mr. McMahon for this great match here on Fan Appreciation Night.
01:13:45What a nice.
01:13:46What a nice.
01:13:47Mr. McMahon.
01:13:48Who never brought a smile to a living human being's face that I can ever recall.
01:13:52I'm smiling.
01:13:53Look at my face.
01:13:54I may have to have my smile surgically removed after tonight.
01:13:56Call an elbow tie up in the game forcing Kurt Angle back in the corner.
01:14:00Look at Angle.
01:14:01Angle the 1996 Olympic gold medal winner.
01:14:03And he's got that extra incentive.
01:14:05Did you hear what Stephanie begged him, pleaded with him to do?
01:14:08Tear Triple H apart.
01:14:10Well, that shrill voice that has dogs covering their ears in Arkansas.
01:14:14Shrill voice.
01:14:15And we're in Texas.
01:14:16What do you mean shrill voice?
01:14:17She wouldn't have won no Grammy, let me tell you.
01:14:19Yes, she would have got best female vocalist.
01:14:21She got a great voice.
01:14:22Look at this.
01:14:23Female shrieker as the gained all that power.
01:14:27Asserting his will on Kurt Angle.
01:14:30I can't believe that Triple H would stoop to such a devious stunt.
01:14:35I mean, how could he even think of such a thing to whatever he did to her
01:14:39pristine mist lotion?
01:14:40What do you think he put in there?
01:14:41Why don't you go call her dermatologist?
01:14:43She broke out in half.
01:14:44She needs a dermatologist.
01:14:45Flying down here.
01:14:46And look at Triple H.
01:14:47Henry and Kurt Angle returns the right hand of his arm.
01:14:52That's how I'm getting into this Angle sucks champ.
01:14:55You love to repeat it, don't you?
01:14:57Just hear the story.
01:15:00Why don't you go ahead and document what happened to Stone Cold Steve Austin then?
01:15:05He got the hell beat out of everybody.
01:15:07Scott Hall and Ryan W.O.
01:15:09Come on.
01:15:10He got bloody.
01:15:11Elaborate.
01:15:12He's gone to the medical facility, right?
01:15:14Ear to ear busted open.
01:15:16He's sewn up.
01:15:17Don't tell how many stitches Austin's gonna have in his head.
01:15:21You know that's not gonna keep him down.
01:15:23What do you mean it's not gonna keep him down?
01:15:25Well, you know it's not.
01:15:26Well, he'll be in shock when he sees his twin double come into the same emergency room.
01:15:30Spike Dudley has done.
01:15:32It's nothing about Stone Cold.
01:15:34Great elevation by the game on Kurt Angle with steel cage match.
01:15:39A match made earlier tonight on this lame band appreciation night by Mr.
01:15:44Lame?
01:15:45I know.
01:15:46You can't just say this was lame fan appreciation night.
01:15:49That's what I said.
01:15:50You don't appreciate the fans?
01:15:51You think they're lame?
01:15:52Nope.
01:15:53The night is lame.
01:15:54Why would you go with it?
01:15:55Fans are fine.
01:15:56Boy, that's an impact.
01:15:57Why contact that?
01:15:58That was lame.
01:15:59Kurt Lane.
01:16:00Kurt Lane.
01:16:01That'll make Kurt Lane.
01:16:02That's hit you so hard to face.
01:16:04It's a strange ring.
01:16:05And the game now isn't Kurt Angle in front two.
01:16:10Wastelock, one behind him.
01:16:12And nice counter.
01:16:15But again, the only way to win it.
01:16:17The only way to win it is to escape the cage.
01:16:19Hold him.
01:16:20The game's not gonna be broken right here.
01:16:23No.
01:16:24Angle's head, the back of his head bouncing off that to steel cage.
01:16:28I know, you wanna document that, don't you?
01:16:30You know why this match was made, don't you?
01:16:31No, why?
01:16:32I mean, Mr. McMahon made this because-
01:16:33Are you gonna tell him?
01:16:34Yeah, because-
01:16:35Go ahead and tell him.
01:16:36There's nothing to lose.
01:16:37Absolutely nothing to lose here.
01:16:39And he's trying to win it.
01:16:41He's trying to get that door.
01:16:43Why wouldn't referee open the door?
01:16:45What's he?
01:16:46Throw him.
01:16:47The door's not locked.
01:16:48Oh, that's down in the southern part of the abdomen.
01:16:53Well, go ahead and document that.
01:16:54Elaborate.
01:16:55Say what it was.
01:16:56Lower intestines.
01:16:57Oh, come on.
01:16:58Pancreas.
01:16:59They are.
01:17:00Golden Globes.
01:17:01Yeah, there you go.
01:17:02We're getting close.
01:17:03Oh!
01:17:04A shot to the gut by the game.
01:17:06Speaking of that area, that's how Triple H did that to Stephanie.
01:17:10Because she exposed the shortcomings to the air.
01:17:13And the game, that big foot right in the throat of Kurt Angle.
01:17:17Again, no disqualifications in this match.
01:17:19Only one way to win it, and that's to escape the cage.
01:17:22You know what Stephanie told me about Triple H?
01:17:26That region down there.
01:17:29What little region are you talking about?
01:17:31Well, she said that she was afraid that the whole case would get thrown out of divorce court because, well, lack of evidence.
01:17:39Yeah, way too much interest in his genitalia.
01:17:41Let me tell you that right now.
01:17:42I'm just telling you what Stephanie said.
01:17:43They're scaring me.
01:17:44What Stephanie said.
01:17:45And the game.
01:17:46Look at this.
01:17:47Go.
01:17:48Big group that Kurt Angle exploded with that clothesline.
01:17:51And Angle getting right back up.
01:17:54And now Angle looking at him.
01:17:55This is it.
01:17:56This is it.
01:17:57Get out of there.
01:17:58They head to the high ground here and win this cage match by staking the cage.
01:18:02Intelligent.
01:18:03And those three eyes.
01:18:04You're there.
01:18:05You're almost there, baby.
01:18:06Kurt Angle had nothing to lose here.
01:18:08Come on, come on, come on.
01:18:09In his own words.
01:18:11And the game, grabbing that ankle of Kurt Angle, pulling Angle back inside the cage.
01:18:18Whoa!
01:18:19Top turbo.
01:18:21And Kurt Angle's lower back, this was a splat on the canvas.
01:18:26The canvas dotted with Stone Cold Steve Austin's blood.
01:18:32Come on, Kurt.
01:18:33Remember Stephanie back there with Austin.
01:18:35Whoa!
01:18:36Oh, that shouldn't hurt him.
01:18:37And that is a low blow.
01:18:39That'll hurt any man.
01:18:40He wears a rubber band and a thimble for a chock strap.
01:18:44And that was what Stephanie told you?
01:18:45Yes!
01:18:46Why don't you check that out on your own?
01:18:47No, Stephanie said that.
01:18:48He's all right.
01:18:49Put it in, Kurt.
01:18:50Kurt Angle taking a drastic short cut here.
01:18:54And now, when he relates vulnerable, the belly-to-belly overhead suplexed by Kurt Angle,
01:18:59drilling the game.
01:19:00That was quite the Olympic move.
01:19:02Very Olympic.
01:19:03And we have seen Angle go Olympic on people on more than one occasion.
01:19:08We have seen him go Olympic on the machine, Kane.
01:19:12Man.
01:19:13And vice versa, quite frankly.
01:19:14Look at Kurt, he's in front of himself now.
01:19:16Going over, go ahead.
01:19:18Kurt Angle riding at the head of the parade here, with two big suplexes.
01:19:23After the low blow on the game, giving Kurt Angle a decided offensive advantage.
01:19:28Gary, you gotta admit, this has been a great night here for Fan Appreciation Night.
01:19:33We got rid of Austin, two Austins.
01:19:35And now, I got a strong feeling that Kurt's gonna get rid of Triple H.
01:19:40Well, this will be a blow to lose this cage match for Triple H.
01:19:45Stopping the momentum he's been building just 13 days before the game meets Chris
01:19:50Jericho for the undisputed World Wrestling Federation champions.
01:19:55He can look at it as a good warm up.
01:19:56I don't say this is a warm up, this is a main event.
01:20:01And now, the game is fighting back.
01:20:03With that tape right fist, hammering Kurt Angle, but he missed there.
01:20:06And they went to the waistline.
01:20:07And the German suplex.
01:20:08He didn't miss that German suplex, did he?
01:20:11And Angle, he snaps those hips.
01:20:13And just drills the game.
01:20:17That's four big time suplexes the game has taken in the last couple of minutes.
01:20:22Have you got any salves?
01:20:24What?
01:20:25He definitely needs some sort of salve.
01:20:27I don't know.
01:20:29Salve?
01:20:30This is not a salve moment.
01:20:32This is a suplex fest orchestrated by Kurt Angle.
01:20:36Well, Kurt's got things well in hand.
01:20:37We gotta be concerned about it.
01:20:39Open the door.
01:20:40He's got what he's got.
01:20:42Remember, you escape the cage, you win the match.
01:20:46The only way to win is to escape the cage.
01:20:49You can't be long standing right in the way.
01:20:51Yeah.
01:20:52Come on.
01:20:53Angle's shoulder blocks, folding up the game.
01:20:59Angle missed.
01:21:00And the game capitalized that quickly with the neck breaker.
01:21:05But look who's first to their feet.
01:21:07I'm telling you, this Kurt Angle is impressive.
01:21:10He is an impressive athlete.
01:21:11Him is huge.
01:21:12He's a world class competitor.
01:21:14There's no doubt about that whatsoever.
01:21:16Now the game.
01:21:18All on the legendary Harley race, that high knee.
01:21:21Right into the sole of plexus.
01:21:23Take it down, Kurt Angle.
01:21:24And now the game.
01:21:27Nope.
01:21:28Forgetting to build.
01:21:29Slowly build.
01:21:30And as far as Angle's concerned, begrudgingly build.
01:21:34A little momentum here.
01:21:35Come on, Kurt.
01:21:36Focus.
01:21:37Nice spine buster.
01:21:38Think about Stephanie's hives.
01:21:39Yeah, that'll really motivate a man.
01:21:41They were horrible.
01:21:42Yeah, that'll motivate a guy.
01:21:43Look like big old pimples to me.
01:21:45Why don't you go pop him?
01:21:47What a face.
01:21:48Come on, Kurt.
01:21:53I tell you what, the game took him eight months to get back here.
01:21:58This quadriceps surgery was certainly career threatening.
01:22:01He came back to the game, the Royal Rumble.
01:22:04Be 29 others to win it.
01:22:06Went through hell and high water to regain the number one contender spot.
01:22:10Turned his back on his lovely wife.
01:22:12Throw that in there.
01:22:13That's your story.
01:22:14And I'm sure you're gonna stick to it.
01:22:16And the game now trying to climb out of here.
01:22:18Get in, Kurt.
01:22:19And win this match.
01:22:20Kurt.
01:22:21The game.
01:22:22And Kurt Angle with a death lock on those ankles.
01:22:26He just kicked the game off.
01:22:30This is real bad.
01:22:31Get up there again.
01:22:32The game now trying to pull himself out of here.
01:22:34Get in there.
01:22:35Get in there.
01:22:36Kurt Angle missed the ankle.
01:22:38The game.
01:22:39He's over.
01:22:40He's gonna get in there.
01:22:41Kurt Angle.
01:22:42Pull it all out.
01:22:43That left ankle like it was a life preserver.
01:22:48A handful of tights.
01:22:51The game is brought down.
01:22:53Don't pull his tights down.
01:22:54You don't wanna embarrass him out here in front of the world.
01:22:57How can you buy in that line of thinking?
01:22:59How can, what do you think she's telling the truth?
01:23:01Because I talked to Stephanie.
01:23:02And you believe her?
01:23:03And I believe every word she said.
01:23:05Couldn't break a cheerio.
01:23:07Man.
01:23:08Tell you what, I'm more inclined to believe that Grand Canyon.
01:23:10Hung like a hamster.
01:23:12It was awful.
01:23:13Look out!
01:23:14And the angle slammed.
01:23:16That's it.
01:23:17The angle slammed.
01:23:18Remember no pinfalls here.
01:23:19He's done for.
01:23:20Only escaping the cage.
01:23:21Go out the door, Kurt.
01:23:23Both men are down.
01:23:26No referee in the ring as you have seen.
01:23:28No count outs.
01:23:29This is it.
01:23:30This match is gonna continue until we have a winner live here tonight from Austin,
01:23:34Texas.
01:23:35What is Teddy Long doing?
01:23:36Just get over there and open the door, Teddy Long.
01:23:38I hope your buddy Mr. McMahon is satisfied, King.
01:23:41The hell that we have seen here tonight.
01:23:43I'm sure he's sad, but look at the faces of these fans.
01:23:45The hell and the suffering that we have seen here tonight.
01:23:48The fans have really enjoyed themselves, and I'm sure the folks at home are ecstatic.
01:23:53Look out!
01:23:54Rick where's oldest son.
01:23:56The eyes taken.
01:23:57Pedigree!
01:23:58What a pedigree!
01:23:59What a pedigree!
01:24:00What a silly pedigree!
01:24:01Deep in the heart of Texas!
01:24:04And this cage match has gotta be over.
01:24:07No, Kurt!
01:24:08It is bad!
01:24:09The very mood that tricklates it depending on winning the-
01:24:14My God!
01:24:15What the hell is that High Britain Jezebel doing out here?
01:24:19High Britain!
01:24:20Get out of the way, Teddy Long.
01:24:22She has no business out here.
01:24:25Take her back, Brent.
01:24:26Take her back, Brent.
01:24:27Take her back, Brent.
01:24:28Get her the hell out of here.
01:24:30That's a filthy shape.
01:24:33Yeah.
01:24:34We just ran the referee into the cage.
01:24:37What's great about it?
01:24:40The game's about to win this match here.
01:24:42He was in there anyway.
01:24:43No!
01:24:44The door slammed, the steel door slammed.
01:24:48He's probably concussed.
01:24:51He's got his brain scrapped.
01:24:53Look, Stephanie's not letting it cut out.
01:24:54She wants to do more damage.
01:24:58She's wicked.
01:24:59This is a sinful woman, let me tell you.
01:25:03Brent Angle could have won the match, and then they come back and
01:25:07got him in the backside.
01:25:08She wants blood.
01:25:10She got what she wanted.
01:25:13She said she was gonna take the game for every penny he earns, and
01:25:18now she's taking his blood as well, and using Kurt Angle as a surrogate assassin.
01:25:36This is great.
01:25:37The Kurt Angle stuck in the face of the game.
01:25:42Well, Stephanie may have hives.
01:25:45Come late, you're gonna have to have stitches as well.
01:25:48My God, look.
01:25:49What a night in the game, and he's not out of it yet.
01:25:52This match is still ongoing at Kurt Angle.
01:25:55He is listening to everything that Stephanie says in the game is bleeding man.
01:26:00Stephanie, take a picture of that.
01:26:02And now look at this.
01:26:04Exposed on that steel cage.
01:26:08Man.
01:26:12Epidermis' face just hanging on that cage.
01:26:15Speaking of epidermis, looking for Stephanie.
01:26:17That's what we should be talking about.
01:26:18That's who we should be concerned about.
01:26:20Those hives, they could take weeks to disappear.
01:26:23Who cares?
01:26:24One of the guys getting this medal here by Kurt Angle.
01:26:28Triple H had this match won.
01:26:30This cage match won.
01:26:32Yeah.
01:26:33But it's very soon to be ex-wife.
01:26:35Stopped, and now Kurt Angle's leaving.
01:26:37He's won it.
01:26:38Come on up.
01:26:39He's gonna win this match.
01:26:41He's gotta be a step out of the floor.
01:26:43Just that way.
01:26:44What's he doing?
01:26:49This could be a classic mistake.
01:26:52I'm looking for a step.
01:26:54It could be a classic mistake here.
01:26:56Do you have any Noxzema?
01:26:57Yeah, in my bag.
01:26:58Wait a minute.
01:26:59Wait a minute.
01:27:00Wait a minute.
01:27:01Wait a minute.
01:27:02Yes.
01:27:03No.
01:27:04Angle catapulted.
01:27:05Face first into the cage.
01:27:07Stephanie.
01:27:08Angle has made a hell of a mistake.
01:27:11Get ready to swing that goal.
01:27:12What is this?
01:27:13She's got a chair this time.
01:27:14Goddamn Jezebel has no business even being out here.
01:27:17Kurt, a little help.
01:27:19Stephanie shoving that steel chair in the ring.
01:27:22A little help for you, Kurt.
01:27:23Triple H is already bleeding.
01:27:25The match should have been over.
01:27:28Triple H had a chance to win, and then you saw Angle have a chance to win.
01:27:32And now we're about four.
01:27:34Angle reaching for that weapon provided by Stephanie McLenn.
01:27:39Wait, this will be a disqualification if he hits Kurt.
01:27:44No, no disqualification.
01:27:45Well, they get the chair, Kurt.
01:27:47They're trying to use a chair.
01:27:50Angle stopped it.
01:27:51What a collision.
01:27:52Double clothesline.
01:27:53Like two trucks running together here at I-35.
01:27:57Now watch, Stephanie.
01:27:59Angle and the game down.
01:28:03The game is battered and bloody.
01:28:05Stephanie got high.
01:28:08And .
01:28:12What a chance.
01:28:13No.
01:28:14What an opportunist.
01:28:15The game capitalizing on a very basic tactical mistake by Kurt Angle.
01:28:20And now the game has another chance.
01:28:23Don't let him out.
01:28:24To get out the door.
01:28:25Block it.
01:28:26Stephanie's gonna try to hold this door shut.
01:28:27There's no way in hell she can keep this door shut.
01:28:30What's she doing?
01:28:31Well, the game's gonna climb up all the time.
01:28:33Look at Stephanie.
01:28:34And there's that Jezebel.
01:28:35How's it all?
01:28:36She's in the ring.
01:28:37Whoa.
01:28:38What?
01:28:39God, the kidneys.
01:28:41Triple H just cracks himself.
01:28:46Stephanie wearing out as soon as the ex-husband.
01:28:48This is not even a divorce court.
01:28:50Look at her face.
01:28:51My God, he's hung up.
01:28:53No.
01:28:54The game is hung up in the ropes.
01:28:57Boy, you know what they say.
01:28:59Stephanie the shrill voice, including Kurt Angle, get out of the cage.
01:29:05I can't believe this crap.
01:29:19It's pain appreciates tonight.
01:29:21You're welcome, everybody.
01:29:23Here is your winner, Kurt Angle.
01:29:26Stephanie certainly had the game's number tonight.
01:29:29Is this an omen for WrestleMania on the biggest night of the game's number?
01:29:34Of the game's life!
01:29:3619 days of pay-per-view!
01:29:39The game!
01:29:40Jericho!
01:29:41For the end of the student title!
01:29:43What a night that's it been!
01:29:45Man Appreciation Night!
01:29:46The only thing that could ever come down will be WrestleMania!
01:29:50I think Triple H is still gonna be hung up by WrestleMania!
01:29:53Aaaaaaah!
01:29:54Aah!
01:29:55Oh no!
01:29:56Aaaaah!
01:29:57Aaaaah!
01:29:58Aaaaaah!
01:29:59Aaaaaah!
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Jayvien Wallace4 months ago
Where do u find the raw episodes because I need 2006-2024

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