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How Not To Date Your Neighbor S - Full Movie
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00:00:01I used to live in a quiet, convenient world of thought spirals and internal panic.
00:00:07But when the pipe in my apartment broke, suddenly all the sounds I'd been drowning out came bursting to the forefront.
00:00:14The suffocating boyfriend, the heroic neighbor who saves me from spiders, and evidently the new role as his fake girlfriend.
00:00:23But what happens when an unexpected living arrangement turns into unexpected chemistry?
00:00:30And the walls you've built to protect yourself, begin to crumble at the touch.
00:00:48See? I told you I looked better here, didn't I?
00:00:51Yeah, yeah, you're right.
00:00:53Of course I'm right. I know what's best for you, baby.
00:01:00Oh, that's work. Gotta go.
00:01:04Oh, okay.
00:01:06What?
00:01:08Oh, um, nothing. It's just...
00:01:10I thought you said you took the day off so you could help me move in.
00:01:14Well, you know if I don't work, then I don't get paid. And if I don't get paid, how am I supposed to afford those fancy dinners I take you out on?
00:01:20Right. Speaking of, um, as of next week we'll have been dating a whole year. Maybe we could do something.
00:01:29Eh, well, we've been going out on dates for about a year.
00:01:35That's what I said.
00:01:36Well, that's not exactly what you said. I mean, you're not looking for anything serious, right?
00:01:41What?
00:01:43Well, I mean, I'm trying to start my business and you're waiting on a phone call from the library.
00:01:49I think that we're good as is. I mean, we don't have to put a label on anything. Right, babe?
00:01:58Yeah, right. Yeah.
00:02:00Okay, well, I gotta go, so I will see you later.
00:02:15Adam!
00:02:19Oh, shit.
00:02:25Perfect.
00:02:27Wonderful.
00:02:36Okay.
00:02:45Ma'am, I need you to stop what you're doing and put your hands in the air.
00:02:49Hands above your head.
00:02:50What the hell?
00:02:51Ma'am, if you don't cooperate, I'm going to be forced to grab you.
00:02:53No, no, no, wait, wait. I'm not breaking in. This is my apartment. I live here.
00:02:56Strike three.
00:02:58What are you doing? Oh, my God!
00:03:01I'm arresting you for breaking an entry.
00:03:02Oh, my God! This is my apartment, you lunatic! I live here!
00:03:06Do you have documentation to prove that?
00:03:10Yeah, check my phone! The lease is in my email!
00:03:12Alright, we'll see about that.
00:03:15Email, huh?
00:03:17Where do I look?
00:03:18What do you mean? It's right at the top!
00:03:20Huh.
00:03:22Well, would you look at that?
00:03:23Yeah! Okay, can you uncuff me now, please?
00:03:25For the record, credit card works better.
00:03:44Oh, come on.
00:03:45Who are you?
00:03:46Jake. Apartment D.
00:03:49Nice to meet you, neighbor.
00:03:52And you are...
00:03:55Noelle!
00:03:56Pleasure, Noelle.
00:03:57Well, if you need a cup of sugar or a get-out-of-jail-free card, you know where to find me.
00:04:02How about an apology?
00:04:04For what?
00:04:06Protecting and serving? That's kind of my job.
00:04:09Oh, so your job is being an impulsive asshole who goes around cuffing innocent people?
00:04:13See you around, neighbor!
00:04:24You wish, asshole!
00:04:32Jerk.
00:04:33Who the hell does he think he is?
00:04:36You're under arrest.
00:04:38I live here.
00:04:43Hi, I'm Shelly.
00:04:47Jakey!
00:04:48I'm so glad you answered.
00:04:49I just wanted to check in with you.
00:04:51I miss you.
00:04:52It's been so long.
00:04:53I miss you too, Aunt Shelly.
00:04:54Jake, I know these past few years have been hard for you, but your parents wouldn't want you to live this way.
00:05:00You're practically a recluse at this point.
00:05:03I'm fine, Aunt Shelly. Really.
00:05:04How about I come by?
00:05:05I can bring this lovely woman you need to meet.
00:05:07She's the daughter of my friend from Swim Aerobics.
00:05:09No, don't do that. I'm actually seeing someone.
00:05:14You are?
00:05:16Yeah, I didn't want to say anything. I didn't know if it was serious, but she just moved in, so no need to set me up.
00:05:24Well, I can't wait to meet her. I'll pop by sometime.
00:05:26No, don't do that. She's shy.
00:05:29Nonsense.
00:05:40Aunt Shelly, I have to go.
00:05:47What are you doing in here?
00:05:49I heard screaming. I thought you were in trouble.
00:05:51Well, it's okay for you to break in, but not me?
00:05:53Listen, I only came to help, but clearly you don't need me, so I'll just leave.
00:05:57Wait, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:06:00There's a spider.
00:06:06Uh, is that what all the festival's about?
00:06:11Yeah, I just can't.
00:06:13Here, I'll squirt him out.
00:06:27The spider now lives in a tree outside your window.
00:06:32I thought you were gonna, um...
00:06:37Truce?
00:06:42Look, I'm sorry about earlier.
00:06:44Honestly, I thought you were trying to rob the place and my training kicked in.
00:06:48Uh, yeah, truce.
00:06:49You were right, though. I was being an asshole.
00:06:50Usually, when I'm cuffing the innocent, it's consensual.
00:06:53You're cute when you're flustered.
00:06:54I'm not, I'm not flustered.
00:06:55You're sure about that.
00:06:56You're cute when you're flustered?
00:06:57I'm not, I'm not flustered.
00:06:58You're sure about that?
00:06:59Um, I'm seeing someone.
00:07:25Um, I'm seeing someone.
00:07:27Congratulations.
00:07:28okay yeah so stop flirting me flirting i'm just being a friend oh we're friends now i would say
00:07:36so yeah i saved your ass twice in less than 24 hours oh my god however can i repay you you want
00:07:41a loan a kidney actually seriously that was a joke would you pretend to be my girlfriend what
00:07:50look um my aunt's coming to town and i might have accidentally told her i'm seeing someone so you
00:08:00lied potato patata so what do you say i just told you i'm seeing someone and you're a complete stranger
00:08:07why would i do this but i'm not a stranger though i'm your neighbor you're friendly handsome charming
00:08:16charitable lock picking lock picking yeah
00:08:24look you would really be doing me a solid it's a long story about my aunt
00:08:28is really worried about me she thinks i've given up on love or whatever have you well that's not the
00:08:35point look i just want to give her peace of mind all you have to do is come over for one dinner
00:08:42tell one little white lie and that's it you're not hurting anyone please you'd be making a really
00:08:50wonderful woman very happy she's like a second mother to me i don't want to disappoint her one dinner
00:09:00one dinner
00:09:04fine great
00:09:06am i interrupting something
00:09:17um um no this is um this is my neighbor jake yeah he was um helping me with a spider babe i told
00:09:26you a million times just kill it if you need help you can call me right well
00:09:34i should probably go that's a good idea jake
00:09:44i'll see you later
00:10:04hey taylor reynolds reynolds today why so formal i reviewed your closing numbers and they're not where
00:10:16they should be we need you getting through more cases per month i'm working as fast as i can boss
00:10:22no you're fixating all your time on this robbery case and the chief told you to lay off it
00:10:28it's not just one robbery case there's a string of them and i'm sure they're all connected and proving
00:10:34that would make you feel like the big hero it's not about my damn ego taylor it's about justice well
00:10:39i can't run a department that doesn't meet quota
00:10:45are you sure you're not singling me out for any particular reason
00:10:49excuse me are you implying something officer reynolds
00:10:53i'm not implying anything at all
00:10:57that's what i thought now get back to work
00:11:09oh my god jake i'm so sorry you know this building has gotten a lot more interesting since
00:11:21you moved in are you okay i'm fine seriously i'm fine
00:11:30um i can get the coffee out don't worry about me no please please let me help i'm i'm really sorry
00:11:36just uh yeah come to my apartment it'll just take a few minutes
00:11:42whatever you say
00:11:52you know i can just bring this over to you after if you want to you know get changed
00:11:58i miss the magic you're working i don't think so it's just baking soda white vinegar and water
00:12:06works every time
00:12:09you work at a dry cleaners or something no
00:12:14i work in a bookstore you know the one down on main street how do you like it
00:12:18uh it's not exactly my dream but uh it's close i guess what's the dream
00:12:29i just got my mlis degree to be a librarian you want to be an archivist research how to print
00:12:35children's books at a university library specific
00:12:39how do you get a job like that turns out it's not easy hence the bookstore
00:12:53well if you ever change your mind about careers you have an excellent future and staying removal
00:12:59you're flirting again can a friend compliment another friend
00:13:14i think that's your door
00:13:16jake are you home i should go
00:13:20what are you doing here where were you why are you shirtless don't worry about it what are you
00:13:50doing here i wanted to apologize for earlier i know you had a rough day and like i said i can't
00:13:56keep you on that robbery case without the chief's permission but maybe i can help take your mind off
00:14:02of it you know the way i used to
00:14:07taylor we can't do this sure we can we have many times
00:14:20we can't do this
00:14:25nothing strange we tried
00:14:30you're all right for each other i can't give you what you want
00:14:34you don't want me i don't know what i want taylor
00:14:37you're not mutually exclusive traits you know you can't close yourself off forever jake one of
00:14:52these days you're gonna wake up and realize just how lonely you are look taylor i'm sorry i really am
00:14:59i hope we can still be professional about all this look i know you don't want a relationship jake
00:15:06reynolds but i will be the girl that changes your mind just you watch
00:15:20hello mr saunders noel i need you to dust the top of the bookshelves today yes sir
00:15:40what an excellent use of my time and talent
00:15:54oh hi i'm sorry i just meant to take my over shirt off um would you mind putting me in the
00:16:08direction of health and fitness back right i was actually looking for tony morrison
00:16:16but uh it's good to know i come off as totally insufferable oh my god i'm so sorry i i assumed
00:16:26has anyone ever told you not to judge a book by its cover
00:16:31uh uh tony morrison is right there thank you i appreciate it um i'll go this way oh sorry okay
00:16:39okay hey what's up babe i got the book that you wanted all right
00:17:01hello hey hey sorry i know you're at work but um i just heard from the university i'm sorry noel
00:17:24i can't talk right now i'm i'm busy right yeah um okay but maybe we could like get a drink after
00:17:29work or something i think it's gonna be a late night rain check oh my god i'm definitely getting a drink
00:17:43oh
00:17:54oh
00:17:56oh
00:17:58oh
00:18:00oh
00:18:02oh
00:18:06oh
00:18:08oh
00:18:10oh
00:18:12oh
00:18:20oh
00:18:22Why are you in my apartment?
00:18:31I'm trying to break in again.
00:18:33Actually, this is my apartment.
00:18:36Because I'm really tired.
00:18:38I cannot entertain right now.
00:18:39I know.
00:18:40We're going to get you home.
00:18:41I am home.
00:18:43Not quite.
00:18:45Can I take you to your place?
00:18:47Sorry.
00:18:49Mm.
00:18:51You smell good.
00:18:53Thanks.
00:18:55Come on, let's go.
00:18:56Oh, where are you going?
00:18:57Oh, I got you.
00:18:59Oh, my god.
00:19:01You're really strong.
00:19:02I'll try.
00:19:11Noelle, this is my apartment.
00:19:15You can stay here tonight, though.
00:19:18Oh, my hero.
00:19:20Okay.
00:19:21Okay.
00:19:22Okay.
00:19:23Okay.
00:19:24None of that.
00:19:26You don't want to kiss me?
00:19:29You don't like me?
00:19:33I do want to kiss you.
00:19:35But not right now.
00:19:38Why not?
00:19:40Well, because you're extremely drunk.
00:19:43And also, you have a boyfriend.
00:19:45I don't have a boyfriend.
00:19:47Boys don't boyfriend me.
00:19:50What about that guy I met?
00:19:53I got a guy I met.
00:20:02We don't think about it.
00:20:12Good night, Noah.
00:20:13We just fall into each other's arms.
00:20:28We just fall into each other's arms.
00:20:37I don't know.
00:21:07You've been really doing some great work.
00:21:33You should be proud.
00:21:34Keep it up.
00:21:35Damn it.
00:21:38What's got you so worked up?
00:21:39Uh, nothing.
00:21:41It's nothing.
00:21:42Seriously, Jake, that case wasn't assigned to you.
00:21:45There's another robbery on Main Street.
00:21:46They've got to be connected, Taylor.
00:21:50Let me take a look.
00:21:51Did you check for prints on that banister?
00:22:00No, just the front door.
00:22:01I mean, they might match the ones from last week.
00:22:05Could catch, Taylor.
00:22:07I'll get someone around the prints.
00:22:08I'll do it.
00:22:12You get back to your caseload.
00:22:15Is this punishment for the other night?
00:22:17Punishment?
00:22:18We'll be reporting you to the chief.
00:22:20Now get back to work, Reynolds.
00:22:22You're assigned work.
00:22:23Who is it?
00:22:37It's me.
00:22:38Come on in.
00:22:40Um, hey.
00:22:42Hey.
00:22:43How you feeling?
00:22:44Uh, so I'm just coming by to say that, um, I'm sorry about last night.
00:22:52Don't worry about it.
00:22:54Um, yeah, I'm honestly not sure how I even got into your apartment, but, um, thank you for
00:22:59letting me sleep on your couch.
00:23:01Anytime.
00:23:02For the record, I did try to get you back to your own apartment.
00:23:06Oh, my God.
00:23:06That was a mess.
00:23:08You should have thrown me out.
00:23:11Actually, you were kind of cute.
00:23:16No.
00:23:17Oh, God.
00:23:17No way.
00:23:18No.
00:23:19So, you don't remember anything?
00:23:26No.
00:23:27No.
00:23:27God, isn't that embarrassing?
00:23:30Okay, so, um, I'm going to retreat to my apartment in shame now.
00:23:34Bye.
00:23:36Hey, I'm making burgers.
00:23:41Want one?
00:23:43Really?
00:23:44They're good hangover food.
00:23:50Mmm.
00:23:53Yeah, that's amazing.
00:23:55It tastes just like the ones my mom used to make when I was a kid.
00:23:58Is she a good cook?
00:24:00Yeah, she was.
00:24:02I'm sorry.
00:24:04Oh, it's okay.
00:24:05I mean, she passed about ten years ago, but before she got sick, she loved cooking.
00:24:11Burgers, yes, but she also made this pound cake and put this amazing fruit compote on it.
00:24:16I'm sorry.
00:24:18I tend to ramble, as you've probably noticed.
00:24:22I'm just impressed you can talk about all this.
00:24:26It was a long time ago.
00:24:29It took a while, but, um, no, I like talking about her.
00:24:34Makes me feel like she's still here.
00:24:36I, um, lost both of my parents as well.
00:24:45Both of them?
00:24:48Yeah, I don't talk about it much.
00:24:52You can tell me.
00:24:54If you want.
00:24:55It's, uh, kind of a heavy story.
00:25:04Hey, it's alright.
00:25:05Um, thanks for, thanks for cooking.
00:25:24In time.
00:25:25Um, would your, um, would your pretty friend be okay with us having dinner?
00:25:34I didn't realize you met Taylor.
00:25:37Um, yeah, no, I saw her in the hallway the other day.
00:25:41Um, she's beautiful.
00:25:43Yeah.
00:25:44She's your, is she your girlfriend?
00:25:46No, she isn't my girlfriend.
00:25:48We just work together.
00:25:49Um, okay.
00:25:50We were friends with benefits.
00:25:57But, that was a long time ago.
00:26:06What about your guy friend?
00:26:09Oh, Adam?
00:26:12I gotta say, I don't love the way he speaks to you.
00:26:15Is he always so...
00:26:17Protective?
00:26:18I was gonna say controlling.
00:26:20Especially for someone who isn't your boyfriend.
00:26:27It's complicated.
00:26:34What was that?
00:26:40First pipe.
00:26:42Oh my god.
00:26:43Get some towels.
00:26:43Yeah, it was crazy.
00:26:47The super says there won't be water or power for, like, at least a week.
00:26:50Maybe two.
00:26:51Jeez, that sucks.
00:26:53Do you need a place to stay?
00:26:54Yeah, yeah, no, that would be great, Adam.
00:26:57A buddy of mine from work, he has a guest house.
00:26:59I'll give you his contact info.
00:27:02Right, right.
00:27:03Thanks.
00:27:03Of course, babe.
00:27:04I told you you could call me anytime you need help.
00:27:16I soaked up most of the water, but they're gonna need to completely rip out most of your plumbing.
00:27:20Can't catch a break, huh?
00:27:22Do you have some place to go?
00:27:26Yeah, no, I'll figure it out.
00:27:28Don't worry about me.
00:27:29I'm definitely gonna worry about you.
00:27:31You can't stay here.
00:27:32No, I'll be fine.
00:27:34Look, I don't want to be weird, but I have a second bedroom.
00:27:39Do you want to stay with me?
00:27:41Really?
00:27:41Really?
00:27:42What are friends for?
00:27:49Here we are.
00:27:53I really hope I'm not imposing.
00:27:55Not at all.
00:27:57Seriously, make yourself a home.
00:27:58The place is all yours.
00:27:59The bathroom is right down the hall.
00:28:02Do you have everything you need?
00:28:06Yes.
00:28:08I can't believe you're coming to my rescue yet again.
00:28:25Good night, Mom.
00:28:29Good night, Jake.
00:28:38Oh, sorry.
00:28:39I thought you were sleeping.
00:28:40All good.
00:28:42Need anything?
00:28:43Oh, yeah.
00:28:43I just wanted a glass of water.
00:28:47Want a beer, too?
00:28:50Ah, why not?
00:29:04What are you reading?
00:29:05Case files.
00:29:06It's been a string of burglaries.
00:29:08Hopper House.
00:29:10That's what we call it when a burglary happens when the home or business is occupied.
00:29:15This one actually happened at a clothing store on Main Street.
00:29:18Not too far away from where you work.
00:29:20Oh, jeez.
00:29:21I really want to catch this guy before someone gets hurt.
00:29:25What are you going to do if you catch him?
00:29:28In the act, I mean.
00:29:30In the act?
00:29:31I don't know.
00:29:34Here, let me show you.
00:29:36Okay.
00:29:41If you're being attacked, the first thing you need to do is stay calm.
00:29:44Now, let's say your attacker has a gun.
00:29:51In that situation, you're going to want to do two things.
00:29:58First thing, 20, and then get them all balanced.
00:30:09Good.
00:30:09That was really good.
00:30:10Yeah?
00:30:11Yeah.
00:30:12You're a quick learner.
00:30:14Oh, you're a good teacher.
00:30:16Sorry, I'm probably crushing you.
00:30:22I don't mind.
00:30:25Right.
00:30:26Right.
00:30:28Mr. Complicator.
00:30:29Yes, thank you for the lesson.
00:30:36It's good.
00:30:38Okay, weirdo.
00:30:41You want another beer?
00:30:43Oh.
00:30:44No, I'm pretty tired.
00:30:46I'm going to go read a book in bed.
00:30:48Sure.
00:30:49Okay.
00:30:50Goodbye.
00:30:51Good night.
00:30:51Thanks.
00:31:05Gigi.
00:31:07I'm selling.
00:31:08What are you doing here?
00:31:09I told you I'd pop by.
00:31:10You must be the girlfriend.
00:31:18That's me.
00:31:19Oh, I'm so happy to meet you.
00:31:21I thought my nephew was going to be alone forever.
00:31:25All right, Aunt Shelly, let her breathe.
00:31:27Of course, of course.
00:31:28Silly me.
00:31:29Please, Aunt Shelly, take a seat.
00:31:31Can I get you a cup of coffee?
00:31:33Yes, please, dear.
00:31:34Okay.
00:31:35Hopefully, your lovely girlfriend's manners will rub off on you, young man.
00:31:39Oh, believe me, I'm working on it.
00:31:40I like her already.
00:31:51So, Noelle, I want to know everything.
00:31:53What do you do, sweetie?
00:31:55I work in a bookstore.
00:31:56Oh.
00:31:57Don't be modest, babe.
00:31:58She has her M.I.L.S. degree.
00:32:00That's so impressive.
00:32:02I'm looking for jobs at university libraries.
00:32:05I want to make a real contribution to my field.
00:32:07Ever since my favorite book went out of print when I was a kid,
00:32:09I've just been obsessed with researching and archiving.
00:32:13You don't have to explain it to me.
00:32:14Practically, the whole family's in academia.
00:32:17You should have seen Jake's parents' library.
00:32:19It was enormous.
00:32:21Oh, what was the book called?
00:32:23The Runaway Sardine.
00:32:24I've been looking for it for a long time, but it's impossible to find.
00:32:27Oh, I love that book.
00:32:28I used to read it to Liam Oliver all the time when he was growing up.
00:32:32Oh, that's Jake's cousin, my son.
00:32:35You'll meet him at the wedding.
00:32:37Wedding.
00:32:39Jake, you didn't tell her about the wedding?
00:32:42Okay, well, this has been a very nice visit, but we have to go to work, so...
00:32:47Oh, of course.
00:32:48I'll see you after then.
00:32:49We can do dinner.
00:32:50What do you mean?
00:32:53Well, obviously I'm staying over.
00:32:55I came all this way.
00:32:57I'm going to stay a few nights with my nephew.
00:32:59Oh, don't worry.
00:33:00I won't crowd you, lovebirds.
00:33:09This is fine, right?
00:33:14Yeah, uh...
00:33:17She needs the spare bedroom, so...
00:33:22We can make a bear here.
00:33:31So...
00:33:33Great, yeah.
00:33:40I'm fine.
00:33:44So you think we convinced her?
00:33:55Yeah, definitely.
00:33:57Very lucky you.
00:33:58Didn't even have to kiss me.
00:34:01It wasn't so bad the last time.
00:34:03Last time?
00:34:04It's okay, Rick.
00:34:18It's okay, Rick.
00:34:26It's okay, Rick.
00:34:31No, no, no, I'll stop.
00:34:40Just hold on.
00:34:42I really like you.
00:34:46It's...
00:34:47Oh, my God.
00:34:48No, no, I'm not rejecting you.
00:34:49I'm not.
00:34:52I like you a lot.
00:34:54You're smart, you're funny, and...
00:34:56I'm really attracted to you.
00:34:57It's just...
00:34:58It's just that, uh...
00:35:01I got a lot of complicated going on right now.
00:35:05And I don't want to mislead you.
00:35:08So I just want to be clear.
00:35:10If you're looking for something casual,
00:35:12I'm your guy, but...
00:35:15I can't give you anything else.
00:35:22Fuck.
00:35:22Why does this always happen?
00:35:29What?
00:35:32Men like me enough to want to be with me,
00:35:34but never to commit to me.
00:35:36No, that's not it.
00:35:37I swear.
00:35:37Oh, let me guess.
00:35:39It's not you, it's me.
00:35:42Yeah, they always say that, too.
00:35:43Good night, Jake.
00:36:04Detective Reynolds.
00:36:05I hate to admit it, but you might be right.
00:36:08What happened?
00:36:09There was another hit in a shop on Main Street.
00:36:11They robbed the shop and then went up to the owner's apartment.
00:36:13God damn it.
00:36:15Look, no injuries or fatalities.
00:36:16The owner was just shaken up, that's all.
00:36:19We've got to stop this asshole.
00:36:20I'll keep an eye on it for today.
00:36:22I need you to show face at Smith's fundraiser.
00:36:25I'm supposed to stop good police work to appease some politician?
00:36:27You're so naive.
00:36:29This is how the world works.
00:36:30I'm not naive.
00:36:32I have ethics.
00:36:33Jake, I'm your superior.
00:36:36So if you know what's good for you,
00:36:37you'll shut your mouth and do your job.
00:36:43I'm sorry that Jake isn't here.
00:36:45Oh, I'm not surprised.
00:36:47He works too hard.
00:36:48Weeks will go by and I won't hear from him.
00:36:51That's why I had to ambush him this weekend.
00:36:55What's he working on?
00:36:57Uh, there's been a series of robberies.
00:37:00Hot prowls, he calls them.
00:37:01Oh, no.
00:37:02No wonder he's so obsessed.
00:37:04What do you mean?
00:37:05Did he tell you about his parents?
00:37:09Well, he told me that they died.
00:37:14Someone broke into their home while they were asleep.
00:37:18My brother and his wife tried to stop them.
00:37:24Jake was the one that found them.
00:37:27Blood everywhere.
00:37:28He called 911.
00:37:33His poor parents never came back from the hospital.
00:37:37That's horrible.
00:37:39It was really tough on all of us,
00:37:41but especially Jake.
00:37:43I was so worried when he wanted to join the police force.
00:37:45It's such a dangerous job,
00:37:47and there's a tendency to fixate.
00:37:51He's been through so much.
00:37:53Yeah.
00:37:53I'm just happy that he has you now.
00:37:58I was concerned that no one would understand him,
00:38:02or he would avoid real relationships
00:38:04because of what happened.
00:38:08Now, what do you say we take a trip to the station
00:38:10and see our boy?
00:38:12Oh, uh, oh, I don't want to disturb him.
00:38:14You're his girlfriend.
00:38:15Of course he wants to see you.
00:38:17Um, you know, I've got some work
00:38:19I've got to take care of at the bookstore,
00:38:21but I can take you if you'd like.
00:38:22Oh, thank you, sweetie.
00:38:26Jensen.
00:38:28Could you pull up the file for me
00:38:29on the stolen semi-trucks, please?
00:38:31Oh, hello, Taylor.
00:38:33I'm sure you remember me
00:38:33from the office Christmas party last year.
00:38:36I'm Jake's Aunt Shelly.
00:38:37Of course I remember you.
00:38:39Hi.
00:38:40Aunt Shelly.
00:38:41Oh, no.
00:38:42What are you doing here?
00:38:43Oh, thought I'd come say hi on your lunch break.
00:38:45Noelle dropped me off.
00:38:47I love your girlfriend, Jakey.
00:38:51Yeah.
00:38:51Girlfriend, huh?
00:38:55You haven't met her yet?
00:38:58I haven't had the pleasure.
00:39:06Another rejection, of course.
00:39:09Hey, stranger!
00:39:11Adam!
00:39:11Hi.
00:39:13What do you think?
00:39:15Oh, yeah, they're beautiful.
00:39:17I know we've had a tough week.
00:39:19I figured you could use some cheering up.
00:39:21Thanks, Adam.
00:39:23My buddy said that you never reached out to him
00:39:24about the guest house.
00:39:26Oh, right.
00:39:27Yeah, um...
00:39:29I figured something out.
00:39:30Oh, yeah?
00:39:32Where have you been staying?
00:39:33Uh, with Jake.
00:39:36Jake?
00:39:37Your neighbor, Jake?
00:39:40Yeah, is that a problem?
00:39:42Are you serious?
00:39:43You're staying at another man's house
00:39:44while we're dating?
00:39:45Oh, sorry.
00:39:48Um, if I remember correctly,
00:39:50we're not dating.
00:39:52We're just going on dates, right?
00:39:54Noelle, see that's...
00:39:55No, no, you know what?
00:39:58I am done dealing with emotionally unavailable men.
00:40:02You can't give me what I want.
00:40:03And he can?
00:40:04No.
00:40:05No, but at least he's honest about it.
00:40:07Oh, I'm sorry.
00:40:28Oh, it's okay.
00:40:30All yours.
00:40:31Wait.
00:40:34I'm sorry about last night.
00:40:36It's okay.
00:40:38Really?
00:40:39Really.
00:40:40It helped me realize something, actually.
00:40:43What do you mean?
00:40:44You were right.
00:40:46I want a real relationship,
00:40:48and Adam was never going to give that to me,
00:40:50no matter how long I stuck around.
00:40:53You saw him today?
00:40:56Yeah, I ended things.
00:41:01How are you feeling?
00:41:03Honestly.
00:41:06Amazing.
00:41:11I can't see you.
00:41:13I can't see you.
00:41:18What a cute little store.
00:41:22Oh, hello.
00:41:24Noelle, right?
00:41:25I'm Taylor.
00:41:26Yes, yes.
00:41:27Hi, hi, Taylor.
00:41:28It's nice to meet you.
00:41:30Can I help you find anything?
00:41:31I've been wanting to read this forever.
00:41:36Oh, good choice.
00:41:39I saw Jake's Aunt Shelly at the station yesterday.
00:41:43Tell me why she called you Jake's girlfriend.
00:41:47Oh, um...
00:41:49Maybe you should ask Jake that question.
00:41:51I did ask him, and he avoided the question.
00:41:53Kind of like you're doing right now.
00:41:54I'm not avoiding anything.
00:41:59Sorry, I don't think I feel comfortable talking about this with you.
00:42:03Your last name's Harper, right?
00:42:05How did you know that?
00:42:07I'm a police officer.
00:42:08I have resources.
00:42:09Oh, so you used taxpayer money to look into me?
00:42:13Perks of the job.
00:42:14Besides, you're moving in on one of my officers.
00:42:18I mean, it's only been a matter of weeks, and you're suddenly so friendly with his aunt and calling him a friend.
00:42:24Are you stalking Jake Reynolds, Noelle?
00:42:27Of course not.
00:42:28No, everything just sort of happened this way.
00:42:30Well, maybe you have a history of criminal activity, because I believe I received a report from another precinct
00:42:36about a Noelle Harper who was accused of embezzling from her previous job.
00:42:41Should I let your boss know about that?
00:42:43That's ridiculous.
00:42:44You can't just go making things up.
00:42:46Really?
00:42:48Is that your boss's office?
00:42:50Wait, why?
00:43:00Noelle.
00:43:02What's wrong?
00:43:03Taylor came into the bookstore today.
00:43:04She accused me of stalking you.
00:43:07Yeah, she was acting like she was your girlfriend, and that I was trying to get between you, and she got me fired.
00:43:15How?
00:43:16She pulled out her badge.
00:43:18She made up a story about a Noelle Harper who got in trouble for embezzling, and my boss believed her.
00:43:23I'll go down there, and I'll clear all this up.
00:43:25No, don't bother.
00:43:26I mean, he was looking for a reason to fire me anyways.
00:43:28I haven't heard back from any of the libraries, and I don't know.
00:43:34I think I might just have to move back home with my dad for a while.
00:43:38No, Noelle.
00:43:39You can stay here as long as you need.
00:43:41You really are a great friend, Jake.
00:43:47Friend?
00:43:49Yeah.
00:43:51Happy to help.
00:43:52Good morning.
00:44:01Good morning.
00:44:04Oh, morning, Jakey.
00:44:05Good news for you lovebirds.
00:44:07I'm heading home on Friday.
00:44:08I know.
00:44:09It's devastating to you both.
00:44:11It is.
00:44:12We'll miss having you around.
00:44:13Aw, and I you, sweetheart.
00:44:15Well, thank goodness I'll see you both at the wedding soon enough.
00:44:18You're still going to come, right, darling?
00:44:19What do you say?
00:44:24I'll be there.
00:44:27Great.
00:44:28It's a date, then.
00:44:34Reynolds.
00:44:37A word.
00:44:38Don't start with me today, Officer Walters.
00:44:51Is that really a way to talk to your superior?
00:44:54Just leave me alone.
00:44:56Please.
00:44:56The robbery case file went missing from my desk.
00:44:58You wouldn't have anything to do with that, would you?
00:45:00You didn't run the prints like you said you were going to.
00:45:02Yeah, it's on my to-do list.
00:45:03Well, while you make your way very slowly through that to-do list, there's a criminal on the loose.
00:45:09If someone gets hurt, their blood is on your hands.
00:45:12Bullshit.
00:45:12Bullshit?
00:45:13You want to know what's bullshit?
00:45:15You're getting Noelle fired.
00:45:17I don't know what she told you, but she got herself fired.
00:45:21You abused police resources.
00:45:24I can't help Taylor.
00:45:27What does she do anyway, hmm?
00:45:29She's my friend.
00:45:34Liar.
00:45:35You did want a relationship.
00:45:38Just not with me.
00:45:39Holy shit.
00:46:00What, is it too much?
00:46:01I was thinking about wearing this to the wedding.
00:46:04No, you look incredible.
00:46:08But can you dance in those?
00:46:09My family's really big on dancing.
00:46:14They're never going to believe it's true love unless they see us dancing together.
00:46:18Okay, but your family's not here.
00:46:20Your Aunt Shelly's at dinner with a friend.
00:46:22I know that, but we could probably use some practice.
00:46:29Just humor me.
00:46:37What's wrong?
00:46:37Nothing.
00:46:38Nothing.
00:46:42I had a rough day at work.
00:46:45You want to talk about it?
00:46:48No.
00:46:49I don't know.
00:46:50I want to dance with you.
00:46:53Why don't you?
00:46:53I don't know.
00:46:54I don't know.
00:46:54Why don't you?
00:46:54Cause you're my home.
00:46:56I'm away from home.
00:46:57I'm away from home.
00:46:59I'm away from home.
00:46:59I'm away from being alone.
00:47:01Run away from home
00:47:17Why don't you
00:47:19Cause I did the same
00:47:23Just for you
00:47:25You don't know how
00:47:29Always
00:47:30Yeah
00:47:31Really
00:47:36Cause you are
00:47:38I know this was a bad idea
00:47:44Jake
00:47:47Jake you're a great guy
00:47:49Like the best
00:47:50But you taught me not to settle for anything less than what I want
00:47:55Right?
00:47:56And like you said
00:47:58You can't give me what I want
00:48:00I'm sorry I can't do this again
00:48:02I can't keep letting other people dictate my love life
00:48:06I think after the wedding we should take some time apart
00:48:10I think I need some space
00:48:13Jakey what's wrong?
00:48:34Trouble in paradise?
00:48:35You can say that
00:48:38I'm sure whatever it is you two will figure things out
00:48:42I mean you clearly love each other
00:48:43Aunt Shelley
00:48:44Noelle and I aren't dating
00:48:46What are you talking about?
00:48:49Of course you are
00:48:50We're just pretending
00:48:52I didn't want you to set me up
00:48:55So I lied
00:48:56It was just my neighbor
00:48:58Commenced her to help me
00:49:00But
00:49:03I'm sorry
00:49:05I fucked everything up
00:49:07Look
00:49:10I don't know what happened honey
00:49:12And I'm sorry if I put any pressure on you
00:49:15But maybe there's something there
00:49:17I mean the connection between you two is undeniable
00:49:20It doesn't matter I can't
00:49:22Give her what she wants
00:49:23Jake
00:49:25It's okay to be vulnerable with another person
00:49:29I know how much it hurt you to lose the people you love
00:49:33But that's not a reason to stop loving
00:49:36It's too late
00:49:41You can cancel that plus one
00:49:50I'm told Aunt Shelley
00:50:08What?
00:50:09You don't have to come to the wedding
00:50:11No Jake you didn't have to do that
00:50:14It's better this way
00:50:15Pretending to be in a relationship with you is
00:50:18Confusing
00:50:20Because I um
00:50:22I want
00:50:25I want um
00:50:28What?
00:50:30What Jake?
00:50:30What do you want?
00:50:32I don't know
00:50:32Okay?
00:50:38You know what I think
00:50:39I think you want to have your cake
00:50:42And eat it too
00:50:43I think you want everything that comes with a relationship
00:50:46But you don't want a relationship
00:50:48Jake I know you have feelings for me
00:50:51And if you're too scared to admit it
00:50:54Then yeah
00:50:55Maybe you're right
00:50:56Maybe it is better to quit
00:50:57I will
00:50:58I will
00:50:58And Shelley I'm so sorry
00:51:10Stop it
00:51:10No
00:51:11We never should have lied to you
00:51:12Shh
00:51:12Look at me
00:51:13I know for a fact my Jakey cares about you very much
00:51:17It's just
00:51:17Still dealing with his grief
00:51:20The aunt in me
00:51:21Wants you to wait for him to wake the fuck up
00:51:24Pardon my French
00:51:25But
00:51:26It's not fair for you to be collateral damage
00:51:30You have a beautiful heart
00:51:33And I want you to protect it
00:51:35No matter what
00:51:45I'm always aunt Shelley to you
00:51:47Okay
00:51:47Thank you
00:51:49Hello Mr. Saunders
00:52:00I'm going to talk about getting my job back
00:52:03Stand up
00:52:13One sec
00:52:14Stand up
00:52:18Slowly
00:52:19Oh my god
00:52:22Now don't go and try and do anything funny
00:52:24What?
00:52:27Don't go and try anything funny
00:52:30Sorry?
00:52:37Don't try anything funny
00:52:40What do you want?
00:52:42I don't have a key to the safe
00:52:43Oh please
00:52:44Put your hands in the air
00:52:45Don't even work here
00:52:47I'm no one
00:52:47Hands up
00:52:48Okay
00:52:48Okay
00:52:49Okay
00:52:49Okay
00:52:49I'm
00:52:50I'm just gonna
00:52:51I'm just gonna put my back down
00:52:53Hurry up baby
00:52:55Okay
00:53:00Come on
00:53:01Come on
00:53:01Move
00:53:02You're gonna show me where that key is
00:53:07You could just let us all go
00:53:09Please you don't have to do this
00:53:10Give me the key
00:53:11Or choose the hostage
00:53:12Or choose the hostage
00:53:14I'm gonna check it out
00:53:23I'm gonna check it out
00:53:23Hey
00:53:25What's going on?
00:53:26Silent alarm at the bookstore on Main Street
00:53:28You can't just run out so low
00:53:29There's protocol
00:53:30I need to send a unit
00:53:31Send me
00:53:31No
00:53:33Reynolds
00:53:35I order you to stand down
00:53:38I'm going Taylor
00:53:39You can't stop me
00:53:40Dispatch this is Detective Jake Reynolds
00:53:54I'm reporting to the silent alarm on Main Street
00:53:56I've got eyes on the perp
00:53:57He's armed and dangerous
00:53:58Repeat armed and dangerous
00:54:00Copy Detective
00:54:01Proceed with sit rep
00:54:03Over
00:54:03No civilians outside
00:54:04Perimeter's clear
00:54:06Copy
00:54:08Invite for backup
00:54:09Detective
00:54:09How many civilians inside?
00:54:11Over
00:54:11Oh my god
00:54:13What the fuck is she doing here?
00:54:16Detective
00:54:17We've called for additional units
00:54:18Do not proceed without backup
00:54:20Detective
00:54:23Please don't do this
00:54:30Please
00:54:31Please don't do this
00:54:33Police drop your weapon
00:54:35Drop the weapon
00:54:38I don't
00:54:39See you drop it asshole
00:54:41Or I'm blowing
00:54:43Her head off
00:54:44Calm down
00:54:46No one needs to get hurt
00:54:48Alright?
00:54:48Okay
00:54:50You two know each other
00:54:58Oh well then you go ahead and drop the gun there hero
00:55:01Or your little girlfriend here dies today
00:55:04I'm encaging the safety
00:55:06Okay
00:55:07I'm dropping the weapon
00:55:09Kick it over
00:55:15Whatever you want
00:55:17Okay
00:55:23No one needs to get hurt
00:55:25Alright?
00:55:25Keep your hands up
00:55:26Keep your hands up
00:55:27I get it
00:55:28You didn't think we'd be on the scene this quick
00:55:31You're desperate
00:55:33Oh my no
00:55:34You stay back
00:55:35Just let her go
00:55:36You and I
00:55:38Can figure this out together
00:55:39Alright?
00:55:39You don't know anything about me
00:55:41Or what I want
00:55:42You see
00:55:44She's
00:55:45My
00:55:46To get out of here
00:55:47Aren't you
00:55:49Aren't you sweetheart
00:55:50And you
00:55:52I don't need you
00:55:56You
00:56:21Asshole
00:56:22You think
00:56:23You can
00:56:23Take
00:56:24Whatever you want
00:56:25It doesn't
00:56:27Matter
00:56:28If you
00:56:28Aren't people
00:56:29Jake
00:56:30Stop
00:56:31Please
00:56:32It's okay
00:56:33It's okay
00:56:33He's down
00:56:34Stop
00:56:36It's okay
00:56:51It's okay
00:56:51Thank you
00:56:56Thank you
00:56:59No
00:57:00No
00:57:13No
00:57:13No
00:57:13No
00:57:14No
00:57:17No
00:57:18Noelle, can you hear me?
00:57:43You're under arrest, have the right to remain silent.
00:57:46Anything you say can and will be used against the court of law.
00:57:49You have the right to an attorney.
00:57:51Get off me!
00:58:16Noelle Harper, possible head injury.
00:58:19Please be careful with her.
00:58:21If you're just breathing through this debate.
00:58:28Well, start a, come on, start a riot.
00:58:36When they love you, the much know is fame, fake, or even hate.
00:58:43Don't be scared when the weight paralyzes your state at the gate.
00:58:51Jake?
00:58:52No.
00:58:53It's me.
00:58:54Adam.
00:58:55What are you doing here?
00:58:56Well, when I heard what happened, I rushed right over.
00:58:57How are you feeling?
00:58:58Um, my head hurts.
00:59:01Oh my god, wait, what-
00:59:02You're lucky the bullet only grazed you.
00:59:03And the concussion's mild.
00:59:04You'll be alright soon.
00:59:05You scared me, baby.
00:59:06Adam, I-
00:59:07No, hey.
00:59:08It's okay.
00:59:09I'm here.
00:59:10I'm never leaving you again.
00:59:11Adam, no, this doesn't change things.
00:59:12What are you talking about?
00:59:13Of course it does.
00:59:14That prick neighbor of yours almost got you killed.
00:59:18Jake saved me.
00:59:19Well, when are you gonna understand, he doesn't care about you.
00:59:22What are you saying?
00:59:23I don't know you're like, I don't really guarantee that at all.
00:59:26You're gonna get that will happen.
00:59:28I don't know.
00:59:29No, no, no.
00:59:30No, no.
00:59:31No.
00:59:32No, no, no.
00:59:33No, no, no.
00:59:35No.
00:59:36No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:59:37Jake saved me well when are you gonna understand he doesn't care about you not like I do
00:59:42He's a cop. He's just doing his job
00:59:46Not very well either
00:59:51Forget about him. I want to take care of you
00:59:56What should be my girlfriend
01:00:02I spent a whole year hoping you'd say those words
01:00:07So
01:00:08That a yes, I told you we were done Adam and since you've never respected me
01:00:14I can't say that I'm surprised you didn't hear me the first time. No. Well, no, it's over Adam
01:00:19forever
01:00:32Nothing
01:00:37Okay, oh my goodness your message scared me half to death. You okay?
01:00:44I'm fine
01:00:46You don't have to come of course. I did
01:00:48How's Noel?
01:00:50I'm not sure I
01:00:54Haven't seen her since the ambulance took her to the hospital last night. Jake you haven't gone to see her
01:01:00I
01:01:02Can't go back to the hospital again. I just can't oh you can and you will
01:01:11I almost lost him I
01:01:13Can't go through that again
01:01:15I know you're scared, but if you don't go you will lose her and pushing the well away
01:01:21And not bring your parents back
01:01:26Excuse me Reynolds can I speak with you?
01:01:29How fucking dare you you really want to do this right now? Should I just fire you instead fire me?
01:01:36Are you kidding you broke rank you disobeyed orders you ran into that bookstore with no plan and no backup
01:01:56Tell me why I shouldn't tell all this to the chief right now and end your career
01:02:04Don't bother I quit
01:02:10You really think you're gonna get a job at any other station after I report you
01:02:14What if I report you
01:02:16What if I tell the chief that not only did you abuse police resources by letting your personal feelings about no well cloud your judgment?
01:02:23You also knowingly hindered an ongoing investigation by telling an officer to stand down
01:02:30Obstruction of justice is a very serious crime officer Walters
01:02:34You're bluffing you would never do that
01:02:38You want to bet
01:02:43That's what I thought
01:02:46Excuse me
01:02:56Knock, knock
01:02:58And Shelly
01:02:59How'd you know I was here?
01:03:01Jake told me
01:03:03Um, where is he?
01:03:05He's working
01:03:07Right, right, of course
01:03:11I'm sorry, hospitals are hard for him
01:03:14But I come with good news
01:03:16What is it?
01:03:17I spoke with a friend of mine and his school is hiring
01:03:21They need a researcher for their librarian
01:03:24I would love to help you get your foot in the door
01:03:26If
01:03:27Yes, no, no, I want it
01:03:28Oh, I was hoping you'd say that
01:03:30You have an interview on Monday
01:03:32Aunt Shelly, I don't know how to thank you
01:03:34Of course
01:03:35Of course
01:03:36You're family
01:03:45Aunt Shelly, can I speak with Noah Long for a moment?
01:03:49How are you feeling?
01:03:56Okay
01:03:58Concussed
01:04:01Well, I got you something
01:04:05But
01:04:07Maybe you should hold off to the headache where he's left
01:04:11Hmm
01:04:12Nah
01:04:13Oh my god
01:04:24How did you?
01:04:26My parents' library
01:04:28Aunt Shelly wasn't kidding, I forgot how extensive it was
01:04:32Seriously, it takes up a whole storage unit
01:04:35You didn't have to
01:04:39Yes, I did
01:04:44Noelle, I've
01:04:48I've avoided my feelings
01:04:52All my feelings
01:04:54For
01:04:55A very long time
01:04:58When my parents died, I
01:05:04I
01:05:08I didn't know what I wanted
01:05:09I just knew I didn't want to feel that pain again
01:05:13I told myself I would do anything not to feel it
01:05:16But last night
01:05:19When I carried you out of that building
01:05:23I felt that pain
01:05:26I felt that pain
01:05:29Loving someone means living with the risk of losing them
01:05:33And that scares the shit out of me
01:05:40But so does the idea of living without you
01:05:45I wanna be with you, Noelle
01:05:50I love you
01:05:53I'm in love with you
01:05:56So what do you say?
01:06:03Do you wanna be my girlfriend?
01:06:08Oh my god
01:06:10I had two offers in one day
01:06:12I wish I'd try getting concussed sooner
01:06:15Two?
01:06:17Was that it me?
01:06:19Was that it me?
01:06:20Mm-hmm
01:06:25What'd you say to him?
01:06:30I told him to leave me alone
01:06:32Forever
01:06:37And what'd you say to me?
01:06:38Um
01:06:41Hmm
01:06:42I need to think about it
01:06:44Yeah, that's fine
01:06:45Take your time
01:06:49Okay, let's do it
01:06:51Really?
01:06:52Of course, you idiot
01:06:53Of course, you idiot
01:07:11I love you too, by the way
01:07:12Knew it
01:07:13Knew it
01:07:17So I guess you are a relationship guy after all, huh?
01:07:19Oh, Taylor's gonna be pissed
01:07:21I quit this morning
01:07:22What?
01:07:23No, Jake, I don't want you to have to choose between
01:07:24I'm not
01:07:29I became a cop because I wanted to help people
01:07:32To protect and to serve
01:07:35But all that department cared about was
01:07:37Meeting quota and glad-handing donors
01:07:39I mean, they didn't give a shit about good police work
01:07:42So I'm gonna become a private investigator
01:07:44Not everything's about you, you know?
01:07:45Hey, hey, hey
01:07:46Okay, all right, well, maybe it was a little bit about you
01:07:47Being a PI is just safer
01:07:48And
01:07:49I'm not sure
01:07:50I'm not sure
01:07:51But all that department cared about was
01:07:52Meeting quota
01:07:53And glad-handing donors
01:07:54I mean, they didn't give a shit about good police work
01:07:56So I'm gonna become a private investigator
01:07:57Not everything's about you, you know?
01:07:58Hey, hey, hey, hey
01:08:00Okay, all right, well, maybe it was a little bit about you?
01:08:03Being a PI is just safer
01:08:05And
01:08:07I'm not sure
01:08:08You're not sure
01:08:09You're not sure
01:08:10You're not sure
01:08:11You're not sure
01:08:12I want to be around
01:08:15For a long time
01:08:16For the people I love
01:08:33I'm ready to go home now
01:08:38I already am
01:08:42Don't work out
01:08:44When you've cried at least a hundred times
01:08:47And you feel so stuck
01:08:49But you can't get out
01:08:51Just remember
01:08:55There will come a day
01:08:57When it all works out
01:08:59And you didn't even
01:09:01Howdy, neighbor!
01:09:03You will find a way
01:09:04If you hold on now
01:09:06And remember
01:09:08The theory ways up from you
01:09:10Thank you
01:09:14Thank you
01:09:15How does you smoke it?
01:09:17Thanks
01:09:19I've showered
01:09:20Oh
01:09:21So those pipes are working well, huh?
01:09:23Yeah, better than ever
01:09:25See you after work?
01:09:27Yeah
01:09:29Swing by and making burgers
01:09:31Oh yum!
01:09:32See, there are perks to dating the guy next door
01:09:34guy next door. Unless we break up. Then it'll get real awkward. You'll have to move out.
01:09:41See, the thing about that is I was counting at first. I'm not leaving.
01:09:51Well, then I guess we should never break up. Deal. Deal.
01:10:04I'm not leaving.
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