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Billy and Jay, friends since kids and now beat down with life, go on an adventure to track down Billy's original NES gam | dG1fb29tWFZoU3JwdVU
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00:00Hey, I got an idea. My cousin Eusebio, he's a torso right now because of an
00:06electrical accident. He gets 3k a month from the government. And now he doesn't
00:11have to do anything!
00:20Now you can open it up early, but don't tell your parents.
00:27Wait, what? In the NES? I can't believe you got the best video game system of all time.
00:35I'm not going to play this forever. Thanks, Papa, you're the best.
00:41You're welcome.
00:43I miss him, man.
00:47Hey, did you still have that NES your grandparents gave you?
00:50We should hook it up, dude. It's been forever.
00:52What, are we going to play with the GoBots 2?
00:53I was actually going to suggest that, so yes.
00:55The thing was collecting dust.
00:57That NES? That toy? Those were the best times.
01:02Let's take a road trip and go get it. What else do we have to do anyways?
01:06Alright, let's go get it.
01:07We need to keep our eye on them. Trail them. See if they actually find the NES.
01:20You want me to relax? This is a mistake!
01:25I just really want to thank you for letting us come along on your trip.
01:29Our new company, Ghost Getters, really needs this.
01:32I once saw the ghost of an old man in my backyard a few months ago.
01:35He moved me and gave me fear.
01:38This isn't a Chagopa fey fat genus!
01:40The car! I don't know who's driving it, Morten!
01:53Enough!
01:54Wherever they go, we go!
01:57I might let you go after a few beatings.
02:00It's not a JAR store, it's JAR's Games.
02:03He's hitting that fucking fork in it!
02:09What's so special about this NES anyway?
02:11What did you do?!
02:13What the hell?!
02:14You're the best!
02:15It sounded kinda scary.
02:17I gotta go do something.
02:21No, this happens to be the console where I realized I'm a video gaming god.
02:26It was a gift to me.
02:27I don't know what he's on about.
02:29I mean, he ain't wrong, but I once got 1.4 million points in duck hunt.
02:33He's the light bulb trick.
02:35Wait, what's the light bulb trick?
02:45Of course!
02:49They're all easily scared!
02:51Don't trip through any skeletons on your way out.
02:54Skeletons?!
02:55No!
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