00:00Can you keep a secret?
00:02I'm an angel.
00:03See the wings?
00:05And I switched Arja's life.
00:07He can't sleep here.
00:08With Jeff's life.
00:11Switch back, or this angel man will send you to hell forever.
00:16Smite him!
00:17That's actually not my department.
00:19Why did you do this?
00:21I tried to show him that wealth wouldn't solve all his problems.
00:24And now look at you.
00:26It seems to have solved most of his problems.
00:30You have to get Arja to go back.
00:33And until you do, I have to take your wings.
00:36I'm fired?
00:37You're human.
00:38How will I know when I'm done chewing?
00:40Oh, you've never eaten anything before.
00:42I think you'll just know.
00:43Just eat the hamburger.
00:45There you go.
00:46You're a big boy, huh?
00:47Yeah, I'm a big boy.
00:51We have to get jobs, Gabriel.
00:52Pizza was yummy.
00:53Five stars.
00:54Nice!
00:55They tipped you a dollar and 15 cents.
00:57Dicks!
01:00Don't you see how superficial a life of wealth and success ultimately is?
01:10No.
01:12You're smoking cigarettes now?
01:14That's no bueno.
01:15No fucking shit, it's no bueno.
01:17It's mooey, mooey, mooey, no bueno, Gabriel.
01:20Do you want to pump the deep?
01:22The internet is amazing, Jeff.
01:24It's so useful and also distracting at the same time.
01:27I want to help you find jobs, but I also want to look at photos of baby elephants.
01:31The Internet is amazing.
01:36They'll probably work on YouTube again.
01:43I'll be right back.
01:47Should be fired.
01:48I'll be right back.
01:49You're going to see your screen again.
01:50Those masks are
01:52lovely man, so it's no even fun.
01:52It's so safe.
01:53I'm waiting for you, sir.
01:53It's okay.
01:53It's okay.
01:54It's okay.
01:55This is coming after bootcoming, right?
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