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00:00:00Hey, are you lost?
00:00:21You're pretty.
00:00:23What do you want?
00:00:25Nothing.
00:00:26Just to get to know you.
00:00:27You want to see what I got?
00:00:30No.
00:00:31Help me!
00:00:32Calm down.
00:00:33Let's see what you've got under those baggy clothes.
00:00:37Don't touch me!
00:00:38Leave me alone!
00:00:39Oh, paper spray!
00:00:40Stop!
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00:00:43Don't touch me!
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00:01:11Chef Fabian Morent.
00:01:30I haven't seen him since I was a teenager.
00:01:35What the fuck were you doing loitering me on my restaurant?
00:01:39I'm April Goodspeed.
00:01:41Chef, your sister sent me here for an interview today.
00:01:45What?
00:01:46You're April?
00:01:48Yes, Chef.
00:01:54Give me your hand.
00:02:00Is this really the same little girl from my sister's bakery?
00:02:04Don't move.
00:02:04You look different.
00:02:14Yeah, so do you.
00:02:19Why are you looking at me like that?
00:02:23Ow!
00:02:24Come on, what the hell?
00:02:26You think that hurts?
00:02:32How do you expect to work in a kitchen?
00:02:35I can handle the pain, Chef.
00:02:38Yeah, I saw.
00:02:40Anyway, you're wasting your time.
00:02:41You were never last here.
00:02:44No.
00:02:45No, I know how to cook, Chef.
00:02:47Here, look at my resume.
00:02:49So you worked at a few places with stars.
00:03:00So what, kid?
00:03:01Just, just give me a chance.
00:03:04Okay, that's all I'm asking.
00:03:05I'll do anything.
00:03:07I don't know what my sister told you, but this place will break you.
00:03:10And I don't have time to clean up the fucking pieces.
00:03:12Just one chance, Chef.
00:03:13That's all I'm asking.
00:03:15Get your shit and go, kid.
00:03:20Stop calling me that.
00:03:22I'm not a fucking kid anymore.
00:03:24You know your sister told me that you turned into a fucking asshole, but I didn't want to believe it.
00:03:318 a.m. tomorrow.
00:03:33You got one chance, kid.
00:03:45Hi, are my results in?
00:03:47Yes, Miss Godspeed.
00:03:49I'm so sorry, but you'll need to come in so we can discuss options.
00:04:01As most of you know, the rules in my kitchen are simple.
00:04:04Everyone gets three strikes.
00:04:06On your third, you're out on your fucking ass.
00:04:08Heard.
00:04:09Yes, Chef.
00:04:10Yes, Chef.
00:04:11Heard.
00:04:11Yes, Chef.
00:04:12I expect total perfection.
00:04:14No excuses.
00:04:15This is the only thing I care about.
00:04:17If you fuck up my world, you are gone.
00:04:19Heard.
00:04:19Yes, Chef.
00:04:20At the end of the month, I will be choosing a new sous chef.
00:04:23I only hire the best.
00:04:24I will choose the best.
00:04:28Heard.
00:04:29Yes, Chef.
00:04:30Take a shot.
00:04:30Get to work.
00:04:31Let's fucking go.
00:04:38The cancer's come back.
00:04:42The good news is we caught it early this time, and there's still hope for you, of course.
00:04:47What can I do?
00:04:49There's a new pill.
00:04:52It's experimental.
00:04:55Very expensive.
00:04:58But it's your only option at the moment.
00:05:03How expensive.
00:05:04Are you fucking listening to me, kid?
00:05:12Yes, Chef.
00:05:13Do not think I will treat you different because you know my fucking sister.
00:05:17No one gets special treatment here.
00:05:20No one.
00:05:21You prove yourself every inch of the fucking way.
00:05:24Heard?
00:05:26Yes, Chef.
00:05:28Chef.
00:05:31Fucking what do you want?
00:05:32Who's this?
00:05:36Our Nostaj.
00:05:41Hmm.
00:05:43A little pretty for a cook now.
00:05:47I bet you don't last your two days.
00:05:59Oh, my God.
00:06:00You're going to get very familiar with this kid.
00:06:09Who's the new bitch?
00:06:11I have no idea.
00:06:12But she's got to go.
00:06:20The sauce is ready.
00:06:21Maybe he's not as bad as I thought.
00:06:47Clean up your fucking mess.
00:06:48Death's strike one.
00:06:57Come with me.
00:07:07I can't wear that in my kitchen.
00:07:08Take it off.
00:07:08Holy shit.
00:07:22Yes, please.
00:07:29Why are you looking at me like that?
00:07:31I just didn't realize.
00:07:38Never mind.
00:07:40Hmm.
00:07:40Canard Coco Rose.
00:07:42My first award-winning dish.
00:07:43I thought of it at my mother's funeral.
00:07:45It was her favorite flower.
00:07:47We are all pirates.
00:07:48Where I'm fucking from.
00:07:49What I do and what I've done.
00:07:51How I live.
00:07:53Everything that you fucking see around you
00:07:56is who I am.
00:07:59Do not fuck with my world.
00:08:01What's the fucking door, kid?
00:08:27We don't need a show.
00:08:28We don't need a show.
00:08:57Chef, I deserve a chance.
00:09:13Maybe you're the potato girl now.
00:09:14I am better than peeling fucking potatoes,
00:09:17and you know that.
00:09:18Is that right?
00:09:27Yes.
00:09:28That's right.
00:09:30We'll see.
00:09:31You have five minutes to make me
00:09:33the best omelet I've ever had.
00:09:39We'll fucking get going.
00:09:41I need your station, chef.
00:09:57Do you hide?
00:09:58I need your station, chef.
00:09:59I need your station, chef.
00:10:00I need your station, chef.
00:10:01I need your station, chef.
00:10:02I need your station, chef.
00:10:03I need your station, chef.
00:10:04I need your station, chef.
00:10:05I need your station, chef.
00:10:06I need your station, chef.
00:10:07I need your station, chef.
00:10:08I need your station, chef.
00:10:09I need your station, chef.
00:10:10I need your station, chef.
00:10:11I need your station, chef.
00:10:12I need your station, chef.
00:10:13I need your station, chef.
00:10:14I need your station, chef.
00:10:15I need your station, chef.
00:10:16I need your station, chef.
00:10:17I need your station, chef.
00:10:18I need your station, chef.
00:10:19I need your station, chef.
00:10:20I need your station, chef.
00:10:21I need your station.
00:10:2210 seconds, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
00:10:47What the fuck is this? Are those potato chips?
00:11:12How is it?
00:11:17This is not an omelet. It doesn't fucking matter how it tastes.
00:11:23You know it's good, you just don't want to admit it.
00:11:26I wouldn't feed it to a dog.
00:11:29God, you really are just an asshole, aren't you?
00:11:33The only reason you are fucking here is because you know my sister.
00:11:36You are a shit crook.
00:11:38Oh my god, Chef, I'm-
00:11:45Strikes you. Get the fuck out of my-
00:11:47I am so sorry, Chef, I-
00:11:48I am so sorry, Chef, I-
00:11:49It. Out.
00:11:51You.
00:11:52I am so sorry.
00:11:53You are all right, Chef, I am so sorry for the long.
00:11:56He's a bitch for the long, but I am so sorry for the long run.
00:11:59Oh my god, Chef, I am so sorry for the long run.
00:12:00I am so sorry for it to be good.
00:12:02It's crazy.
00:12:03I am so sorry I am so sorry for it to be done.
00:12:05What the fuck is that?
00:12:06It's a bitch that is caring for him, but he is really good.
00:12:08I am so sorry.
00:12:09Wait for it to be done with peace.
00:12:10If I can't have experience, I am so sorry for the long run.
00:12:13what are you doing here you said you were leaving is that how you talk to your fiance
00:12:33this is my apartment i'm not going nowhere you are a cheating lying druggy piece of
00:12:44shit you said i could stay the rest of the month well you can with me babe
00:12:52wait where the are you going i am not staying here with you
00:13:10i have a stupid chef she ate for hey hey hey you shouldn't be working anyway you're not well
00:13:29come on baby i'm gonna get married it's the only way to get your inheritance
00:13:38money is for my future children i couldn't get it even if i wanted to
00:13:50we can fake the pregnancy it'll be easy
00:14:00April don't be stupid you're sick remember
00:14:09who the fuck is gonna want you i will never marry you
00:14:29you
00:14:30you
00:14:34you
00:14:36you
00:14:38you
00:14:42Just fire her, Fabian, before it's too late.
00:15:12I'm up, I'm up.
00:15:15Do you have any idea how many health code violations you just broke?
00:15:18I'm sorry, Chef.
00:15:20I just...
00:15:22I don't have a place to stay right now.
00:15:24Look, I don't give a flying fuck about your pers-
00:15:38What the fuck is this?
00:15:42It's nothing, Chef.
00:15:45My ex, he...
00:15:49It's nothing.
00:15:51He hit her?
00:15:52That bastard hit her.
00:15:57Where does he live?
00:15:58No.
00:15:59No, Chef, I don't need your help.
00:16:01Don't worry, I'll find out.
00:16:02No! Stop!
00:16:03I can handle myself!
00:16:04I don't sound!
00:16:05I don't need to!
00:16:06Help!
00:16:08Avril?
00:16:09Avril, what's going on?
00:16:10Hey, hey, hey.
00:16:11Hey.
00:16:12Oh, come on.
00:16:13What happened to her?
00:16:23What happened to her?
00:16:24She's quite sick, Mr. LaRotte.
00:16:26It's a rare cancer that's been recurring in her.
00:16:29We prescribed her medication, but she said she couldn't afford it.
00:16:33She has cancer.
00:16:35Why wouldn't she tell me?
00:16:37You'll excuse me, I'll be right back.
00:16:38I'll be right back.
00:16:57It's not as bad as it looks.
00:16:59You've fainted in my kitchen.
00:17:01I think it's pretty bad.
00:17:08Lay back down.
00:17:15Why didn't you tell me?
00:17:20Because it's none of your business.
00:17:23I don't need anyone's help.
00:17:25Well, too fucking bad.
00:17:28I paid your bills.
00:17:29You're going to take that medication and you're going to get better.
00:17:32I told you I don't need your money.
00:17:35I'm not some charity case.
00:17:36Well, I'm not fucking giving it to you.
00:17:38I'm lending it.
00:17:39You are going to pay me back every fucking cent in blood and sweat.
00:17:46What?
00:17:48Tonight's your first night, kid.
00:17:50Buckle up.
00:17:55You really think you can survive in my kitchen?
00:17:58Just wait and see, chef.
00:18:00I'll leave some fun.
00:18:03Little Better joke.
00:18:04Little Better joke.
00:18:05You have two pork chops, five filet all day, two medium, two medium rare, one black and blue.
00:18:10Pittsburgh, I want to smell that fucking char.
00:18:12Heard!
00:18:13Yes, chef.
00:18:14Hand!
00:18:17Ronnie, I got five noose moosh all day.
00:18:20Heard!
00:18:21Heard!
00:18:22Yes, chef!
00:18:23April, you have three scallops, two octopus, four mushroom, and a halibut.
00:18:27I don't think you're going to fucking make it, kid.
00:18:29Stop fucking calling me kid!
00:18:32I've been hanging the meat.
00:18:35Hey, get it off the fire!
00:18:42Get the fuck off my line!
00:18:44Out of my kitchen!
00:18:45Now!
00:18:45Go!
00:18:48She's going to cry.
00:18:49Oh, I think she's going to fucking cry.
00:18:54Stick to baking, whore!
00:19:05Is this the right place for someone in your condition?
00:19:11I told you not to ever talk about that again!
00:19:16You said no special treatment, remember?
00:19:19Remember?
00:19:19Why do you want to work here?
00:19:29Because you're the best chef in the world.
00:19:34You're just an asshole.
00:19:36Watch it, kid.
00:19:37You call me kid.
00:19:44But I see the way that you look at me.
00:19:50I don't look at you anyway.
00:19:54Sure you do.
00:19:57You look at me
00:19:58like I could be your last meal.
00:20:07You can never handle me again.
00:20:10So get it out of your head.
00:20:12I know you want me.
00:20:14So just do it.
00:20:15What is this?
00:20:28You can't learn to cook
00:20:29if you're living in your car now, can you?
00:20:32What?
00:20:34No.
00:20:35No, I'm not living with you.
00:20:37My place is close.
00:20:38You'll stay with me.
00:20:39You're not going back to your fucking ex.
00:20:43Chef.
00:20:45Am I interrupting something?
00:20:50There's a VIP who wants to meet with you.
00:20:53Tell him to wait.
00:20:55Tell him I'm with my new protege.
00:21:03Protege?
00:21:04Me?
00:21:09Fine.
00:21:12Fine.
00:21:13I'll stay with you.
00:21:15But
00:21:16only until I find my own place
00:21:19then I'm leaving.
00:21:22Got it?
00:21:30I think I'll survive, kid.
00:21:32I think I'll survive, kid.
00:21:32God, I hope he's not home.
00:21:51I hope he's not home.
00:21:51I hope he's not home.
00:22:10Shit.
00:22:10good morning um i'm i'm just checking out your sink
00:22:32it's a good one sink wise what are you doing
00:22:39if you're going to be living here you're going to obey my rules
00:22:48one you will come right back here after work what
00:22:58two you will do exactly as i say you can't and three
00:23:07you will stay far away from that dumb fucking boyfriend
00:23:13he's trouble you don't own me when you're not working you will be
00:23:19practicing this kitchen has everything you need
00:23:22no excuses practice until you are perfect
00:23:28and what if i don't want to be perfect what if i don't want to live by your rules
00:23:34you can go back to living in your fucking core
00:23:38you get a move on you're gonna be late
00:23:47stop acting like you don't want me
00:23:53you have no idea what you're doing
00:24:02you're playing a fire kid
00:24:13get to work
00:24:30how is she still here
00:24:51i have no idea it's been five goddamn years
00:24:55i've paid my dues it's my time to move a sous chef not this bitch
00:25:00i think it's time to get rid of her
00:25:03that's what i was thinking
00:25:06i think i have an idea
00:25:11should
00:25:13ignoring me is better than throwing me into a pot of sauce i guess
00:25:21oh shit here it comes
00:25:27hey new meat
00:25:29you're on trash duty today
00:25:32think you can handle it
00:25:34okay
00:25:37that wasn't so bad
00:25:57fuck my life
00:26:12i like that huh
00:26:20you're right on target huh
00:26:28oh my god
00:26:30oh my god
00:26:43oh my god
00:26:46oh baby huh
00:26:47hey just save yourself the time and quit already
00:26:50you'll never have what it takes to work here
00:26:52oh my god
00:26:54i ordered wild cup
00:26:55maybe call your mama
00:26:57oh my god
00:26:59april
00:27:00you better cry
00:27:01oh my god
00:27:02april
00:27:04shut the fuck up you guys
00:27:10are you still on my fucking clock
00:27:11get inside and get to work
00:27:13one fuck up tonight and you're on dish pit duty for the rest of the fucking year
00:27:16it's you too jean lu
00:27:18get the fuck out of here
00:27:19what ronnie what
00:27:21fucking serious
00:27:25you don't know the fucking difference
00:27:32then why do i fucking order from you
00:27:34god
00:27:35fuck
00:27:36i'll just shower quick before jeff gets home
00:27:52and i'll leave
00:27:53april
00:28:11April, it's me. Call me back, now.
00:28:25Where the hell are you?
00:28:28I knew you'd be back.
00:28:41Where do you have a gun, Jeff?
00:28:47I need that money, April.
00:28:51Like, real bad.
00:28:55I told you I can't get it without a child.
00:28:58Well, maybe we should make one.
00:29:03Right now.
00:29:05Come here.
00:29:11Are you okay?
00:29:19What are you gonna do with that, Gramps?
00:29:29April, are you seriously fucking this old guy?
00:29:33Get the fuck out.
00:29:41Watch your back, Gramps.
00:29:50You seen me, kid.
00:30:01What the fuck were you thinking?
00:30:03I just wanted to shower.
00:30:05I told you to stay away from him.
00:30:08He could have killed you.
00:30:09Or worse.
00:30:10Why are you here?
00:30:12Don't you get it?
00:30:12I'm trying to protect you.
00:30:18Just a kid.
00:30:19That's just an excuse.
00:30:22Because you're scared.
00:30:24You don't know me.
00:30:27And you have no idea what I would do to you.
00:30:30And you don't know me.
00:30:34I'm not a kid anymore.
00:30:37Prove it.
00:30:38So, is that it?
00:30:58You want to fuck me?
00:30:59Yes, chef.
00:31:01I want you to do whatever you want to me.
00:31:04From now on, you do exactly as I say.
00:31:28As far as you're concerned.
00:31:30As far as you're concerned, you belong to me.
00:31:37Got it?
00:31:37Yes, chef.
00:31:38Yes, chef.
00:31:40Yes, chef.
00:31:44Good.
00:31:46Get your shit.
00:31:49You're never coming back to this fucking place.
00:31:51So, he just showed up and started beating the crap out of Jeff.
00:32:11He just showed up at your place?
00:32:13Yeah.
00:32:14He's crazy.
00:32:15He doesn't care.
00:32:16He thinks that he's protecting me or something.
00:32:20I mean, he's a great chef.
00:32:22But he's also...
00:32:24He's also what?
00:32:28Just be careful.
00:32:30I've heard some things about his past.
00:32:35I don't know.
00:32:37I just...
00:32:38I want him to respect me as a cook.
00:32:41Not to see me as a child, you know?
00:32:44April, he's been higher on everyone.
00:32:47I...
00:32:47You should see my first week here.
00:32:51I need to find a way to show him that I'm grown up now.
00:32:55What you gonna do?
00:33:00I don't know how much longer I have on this planet.
00:33:05Might as well follow my heart.
00:33:06You're early.
00:33:29I want you to teach me.
00:33:33Now?
00:33:33Now?
00:33:36You ever make pasta?
00:33:46Yes, chef.
00:33:49Well, now you're gonna learn how to do it the right way.
00:34:06No, you.
00:34:14Am I doing good, chef?
00:34:25What are you doing?
00:34:27What?
00:34:29Do you want to learn or do you want to play?
00:34:31Why can't we make time for both?
00:34:49We got delivery here.
00:34:50Hey, Dan.
00:35:00Jeff.
00:35:01What are you doing here?
00:35:03You know what I'm doing here.
00:35:05I told you I don't have the money.
00:35:07Well, I'm gonna need you to get it.
00:35:10Can't wait any longer.
00:35:15What are you gonna do with that, huh?
00:35:16Jeff, you need to leave now.
00:35:22What?
00:35:27I want that fucking money, and I weigh in my fucking hands for fucking Friday.
00:35:33I will come back here, and you will not be this fucking nice.
00:35:37Can't wait?
00:35:39I'm just gonna smell.
00:35:42I'm just gonna smell it.
00:35:45We're gonna make it, baby.
00:35:49You just gotta trust me, okay?
00:35:55What?
00:35:56Get off!
00:35:57Fucking kill you!
00:35:59No!
00:36:01No!
00:36:04The next time, it goes in your fucking head.
00:36:23What the fuck?! I was trying to protect you!
00:36:25I don't need you to fight my battles for me! I'm an adult!
00:36:28You are a fucking child!
00:36:35Why can't you see I'm just trying to help you?
00:36:38I want to go over me!
00:36:43What?
00:36:44Wait.
00:36:48He still thinks I'm a child.
00:36:59Eat your heart out, Chef.
00:37:00What's up, Chef?
00:37:14What's up, Chef?
00:37:15What's up, Chef?
00:37:20Okay, this is embarrassing.
00:37:25Uh, Chef?
00:37:27What is it?
00:37:29Would you maybe want to watch a movie with me?
00:37:33Can't.
00:37:34Meeting someone.
00:37:36He has a date?
00:37:38Oh!
00:37:40With whom?
00:37:42How is that any of your business?
00:37:44Oh!
00:37:45Ow!
00:37:49I wish you could stay here with me.
00:37:50What movie?
00:37:51What movie?
00:37:52What movie?
00:37:53What are you doing?
00:37:54I'm just getting comfortable.
00:37:55I'm just getting comfortable.
00:37:57Do you get the hint in the next?
00:37:58I get the hint in the next thing.
00:37:59Do you get the hint in the next?
00:38:00I've seen the hint in the next thing.
00:38:01I'm just getting comfortable.
00:38:02What movie?
00:38:18What are you doing?
00:38:21I'm just getting comfortable.
00:38:24Do you get the hint now?
00:38:29April?
00:38:31What?
00:38:32I thought we were watching a movie.
00:38:37We are.
00:38:43Do you think I don't know what you're doing?
00:38:45What do you mean?
00:38:53What do you think is going to happen?
00:38:57I think if you were a real man,
00:39:01you'd fuck me right here,
00:39:04right now.
00:39:06Is that what you want?
00:39:17Yes, Chef.
00:39:20You really think I fit the 20-0?
00:39:22I'm telling you,
00:39:24I want it.
00:39:25I want it.
00:39:25I want it.
00:39:31Yeah.
00:39:44Where are you?
00:39:58I'm here.
00:40:00I can't make it tonight.
00:40:02You're with her, aren't you?
00:40:05Fuck, I don't have time for this.
00:40:07Just say it.
00:40:08I'm with her.
00:40:13You said we were going to talk tonight.
00:40:21Listen,
00:40:22we're business partners, Lola.
00:40:24That's all we're ever going to be.
00:40:25From now on,
00:40:26don't call me at home.
00:40:27You just made the worst decision of your life,
00:40:46Chef.
00:40:48Wait until you see what I'm going to do to you
00:40:50and that little bitch of yours.
00:41:15What are you doing?
00:41:17I had a bad dream.
00:41:18Can I stay with you?
00:41:24Fine.
00:41:28But,
00:41:29just for tonight.
00:41:41No.
00:41:42What are you doing?
00:42:08Did we have sex?
00:42:09No.
00:42:18You would know if we had sex.
00:42:20Well,
00:42:21he isn't wrong.
00:42:27I
00:42:27wasn't done.
00:42:30enough, kid.
00:42:39It's like this every morning.
00:42:42You're not special.
00:42:45Fine.
00:42:47Whatever.
00:42:48Where are you going?
00:42:54Where are you going?
00:42:56To make you breakfast.
00:42:57You're not paring you,
00:43:06you're going to make you breakfast.
00:43:07You're my figure.
00:43:10What are you doing?
00:43:11What am I doing?
00:43:11What are you doing?
00:43:12What am I doing?
00:43:13I'm going to show you all.
00:43:14It's hot.
00:43:16It's hot.
00:43:16It's hot.
00:43:17You're about to get my,
00:43:18I'm going to get me into the family.
00:43:19I think you're having a nice drink.
00:43:20What do I do?
00:43:21I waste time with family.
00:43:22Okay.
00:43:23You're going to leave your lascivious and share it near the hall.
00:43:24Can I help you?
00:43:40Oh, um, I was just, I...
00:43:44Weren't you wearing pants?
00:43:54You don't like it?
00:43:59What do you want right now?
00:44:06I want to do very, very bad things to you.
00:44:12No, that was a mistake.
00:44:31It can't happen again.
00:44:33Tell me about it.
00:44:46Oh, my God.
00:44:48Okay.
00:44:49So, I went to his room, and I was all like, I had a nightmare.
00:44:55And he let me crawl into bed with him, and, um...
00:45:03Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:45:05You almost fucked Fabien Laurent?
00:45:12He's old enough to be your father.
00:45:14Well...
00:45:15Well, what?
00:45:16Are you crazy?
00:45:17I touched his penis.
00:45:19Go on.
00:45:27It's huge.
00:45:33How huge?
00:45:35Like, huge!
00:45:36My girl!
00:45:38I would be in trouble!
00:45:39Big!
00:45:41God, I can't stop thinking about it.
00:45:44Are you starting to have feelings for him?
00:45:46I don't know.
00:45:52Maybe...
00:45:53Does he know?
00:46:07Come on, I hit three.
00:46:12He's Jeff.
00:46:14Not now.
00:46:14John Goldman just made a reservation for tonight.
00:46:19What?
00:46:21You know, just the most food-followed critic in the world.
00:46:25And you're just telling me about this fucking now?
00:46:27I just found out myself.
00:46:33Do you think you can handle it, Jeff?
00:46:35Fuck off, of course I can handle it.
00:46:37He's an asshole.
00:46:39Well, feed the asshole, and he will fucking leave.
00:46:41Who the fuck puts this back?
00:46:45Drink it, you fucking pussy!
00:46:47His review...
00:46:48could make or break us, so don't fuck it up.
00:46:51I'm fucking aware of that, Lola.
00:46:53Cut the bullshit.
00:46:59Seven.
00:47:02Hey.
00:47:03What happened to us?
00:47:08There is no us.
00:47:16There is no us.
00:47:16No.
00:47:30No, fuck.
00:47:33Never do that again.
00:47:34oh don't fight it jeff you're gonna be mine again promise you that
00:47:47tonight we must be perfect no mistakes this critic is ruthless he is an attention-hungry
00:47:57little cocksucker and we must fucking please him rachel call all your pretty friends surround
00:48:02goldman with him get him drinking bills on me yes chef april you're on saute tonight
00:48:10chef but that's my station not tonight
00:48:15chef but shut the fuck up ronnie
00:48:19stations let's go yes
00:48:25i don't know who the fuck you think you are but this chef job is mine stay the fuck out of my way
00:48:37knew me
00:48:44thank you chef
00:48:56thank you chef thank you
00:49:03good evening mr goldman thank you for coming back to us hello lola hey
00:49:09let me look after your coat of course
00:49:13hmm i see you've purchased some better ones absolutely sir may i offer you the best
00:49:20seat in the house for you as per usual
00:49:27may i interest you in some stiller sparkling water
00:49:30look i've got two hours to get to the feet can we get on with the place absolutely sir
00:49:35the chef has something very special waiting for you tonight he's working he's not drunk for a change
00:49:41no sir he is here and ready to make you very happy you're still here not anymore sir thank you
00:49:54he's here okay he's here the motherfucker's here let's fucking go sean luke where's my
00:50:02fucking nage what's that behind behind ronnie how's that fucking soup yes chef
00:50:20fans and i have salad sir half an hour for a salad hope you enjoy it sir no dressing no seasoning
00:50:32bland is always the best
00:50:37you're happy with this if you're happy sir i'm happy i wouldn't be
00:50:43chef where's my tuna tartar got it chef
00:50:46you're going to watch me eat it absolutely not sir
00:51:00our best in the house sir not the cheap slot the chef drinks out opus sir trying to get me drunk are you
00:51:25in lola oh you know me sir no no you please mo
00:51:31oh absolutely
00:51:38enjoy sir
00:51:39april can you give me a hand i'm in the weeds
00:51:51oh yeah yeah yeah of course
00:51:56april how's my risotto coming chef
00:52:12what's he say
00:52:16hey risotto let's go
00:52:26did you taste it did you taste it of course chef
00:52:36great job
00:52:37hands
00:52:42back to your station
00:52:44yes chef
00:52:47and last but not least mushroom risotto with white truffles
00:52:52two years the same three dishes
00:52:57chef must be a bit bored
00:53:06mom
00:53:09that's
00:53:35You're a fucking asshole, what's wrong with it?
00:53:48You try it.
00:54:05I've been here up.
00:54:16Well, yeah.
00:54:18Enough to kill a fucking elephant.
00:54:21What the hell's going on in the kitchen back there, chef?
00:54:31Mr. Goldridge.
00:54:32John, please give us another chance.
00:54:37Any night you'd like, maybe.
00:54:41This used to be the best restaurant in the world.
00:54:45I think we all know those days are long gone.
00:54:49Yes, chef?
00:55:02Everyone's fucking out.
00:55:06Now.
00:55:11No.
00:55:13Not you.
00:55:16What?
00:55:19Was it you?
00:55:20What are you talking about?
00:55:27What the hell, chef?
00:55:29There are still guests out there.
00:55:31Or how about you?
00:55:33Did you fuck with my risotto?
00:55:36Are you trying to ruin me?
00:55:38What are you talking about?
00:55:39Did you fuck with it?
00:55:45It's...
00:55:46You're fucking crazy!
00:55:57Someone fucked with my food.
00:55:59I want to know who.
00:56:00That is not mine.
00:56:27I swear.
00:56:28I swear.
00:56:29How do I know that?
00:56:34I don't know.
00:56:35Come on.
00:57:05Get rid of her, Fabian.
00:57:16She's a distraction, and you're only going to break her heart.
00:57:24Strike three, kid.
00:57:26You're fired.
00:57:28Get the fuck out of my kitchen.
00:57:35Get the fuck out of my kitchen.
00:58:05You're a fucking boyfriend.
00:58:06Shut up.
00:58:08I came to see how's April doing.
00:58:10She's incredible, right?
00:58:13Well, I fired her tonight, so...
00:58:17Wait, what?
00:58:18She fucked up.
00:58:20No special treatment in my kitchen.
00:58:22She fucking knows that.
00:58:23You fucking know that.
00:58:24Fabian, you can't fire her.
00:58:27Okay, Mom.
00:58:28Why not?
00:58:29Apart from being an excellent chef, she needs this right now.
00:58:33And you, of all people, know it.
00:58:36She's right.
00:58:38You know you can't let her go.
00:58:40What are you doing?
00:58:57What does it look like?
00:58:59What does it look like?
00:58:59Why would I ever want to stay here with you?
00:59:07Why would I ever want to stay here with you?
00:59:07Why would I ever want to stay here with you?
00:59:11Why would I ever want to stay here with you?
00:59:16Oh, my God.
00:59:46Wait, wait, wait, why did you stop?
01:00:02No, no, no.
01:00:05I'm in a new menu.
01:00:08You ain't helping me make it.
01:00:12What the fuck?
01:00:16I'm in a new menu.
01:00:18I'm in a new menu.
01:00:20I'm in a new menu.
01:00:22I'm in a new menu.
01:00:24I'm in a new menu.
01:00:26That is so good.
01:00:28I know.
01:00:30I'm in a new menu.
01:00:32I'm in a new menu.
01:00:36I'm in a new menu.
01:00:38I'm in a new menu.
01:00:40That is so good.
01:00:42I know.
01:00:44Okay.
01:00:46Oh god.
01:00:55What is this?
01:00:58Not everything has to be perfect.
01:01:01Taste it.
01:01:16Keep going. I'll be back before service.
01:01:30Okay.
01:01:47Mmm. That's yummy.
01:01:50What are you doing here?
01:01:52I'm just trying to work.
01:01:54Oh, aren't you an entire little bit?
01:01:56Just let me work.
01:01:58You really think you have a shot with him, don't you?
01:02:02I have no idea what you're talking about.
01:02:04He was mine first, yeah?
01:02:06Well, he's not anymore.
01:02:08So, you know he killed someone for me once?
01:02:13Yeah.
01:02:14He loves me that much.
01:02:17And we're gonna get married.
01:02:19And you're gonna go back to wherever the fucking red fucking hole town you're from.
01:02:28You know, that might be true.
01:02:31But, um...
01:02:33He did go down on me last night.
01:02:36So...
01:02:39You...
01:02:40You...
01:02:41Ah!
01:02:42No!
01:02:43Ah!
01:02:45Ah!
01:02:46Ah!
01:02:47Ah!
01:02:48Ah!
01:02:51Ah!
01:02:52Ah!
01:02:53What's wrong with me?
01:02:54What is wrong with you?
01:02:55No, stop!
01:02:56Get in there!
01:02:57No!
01:02:58No!
01:02:59No!
01:03:00Let me out!
01:03:01Help!
01:03:02Bitch!
01:03:03Help!
01:03:04Help!
01:03:05Let me out!
01:03:06Help!
01:03:07Help!
01:03:08Help!
01:03:09Help!
01:03:32April?
01:03:33Hey!
01:03:34Have you seen April?
01:03:35Oh, she's probably just cooling down after last night.
01:03:37Sure.
01:03:38Yeah.
01:03:48Ugh!
01:03:49Hm.
01:03:50Hm?
01:03:51Oh, she was probably just cooling down after last night.
01:03:53Sheth.
01:03:57Hm?
01:03:58I don't know.
01:04:28I don't know.
01:04:58Hey.
01:05:01Am I naked?
01:05:04Yes.
01:05:07Are you naked?
01:05:11Yes.
01:05:15Okay.
01:05:16Um, why?
01:05:23You were freezing to death.
01:05:26It was the only way to warm you up.
01:05:30Right.
01:05:34I don't know.
01:05:35Where are you going?
01:05:39Don't worry about it.
01:05:40What the fuck, Loba?
01:05:58What?
01:05:58You could have killed her.
01:06:00Oh, calm down.
01:06:01It was a joke.
01:06:02I was going to let her out.
01:06:03This is your last warning.
01:06:05Stay me fuck away from her.
01:06:07I would be less stressed about your new piece of ass and more about the review tonight.
01:06:13Yeah.
01:06:14I convinced Goldman to come back tonight.
01:06:17So, you better don't fuck this up.
01:06:20This is my restaurant too.
01:06:23Oh, and not to stress you out, chef.
01:06:25But we're fully booked for tonight.
01:06:27Don't fucking touch it.
01:06:39April.
01:06:41You're my sous chef tonight.
01:06:42Let's see what you got, kid.
01:06:57Thank you for coming back, John.
01:07:06This is that last chance you begged me for.
01:07:14Mr. Gold.
01:07:15Mr. Gold.
01:07:16Let's get on with it.
01:07:22House finest coming right up.
01:07:24Marcella, I need that escargot.
01:07:2830 seconds to go.
01:07:29It better be fucking perfect.
01:07:30Yes, chef.
01:07:35Fans, take it.
01:07:36Go fast.
01:07:36Yes, sir.
01:07:54I don't think that's in the fucking recipe.
01:07:58Chef, it's not what it looks like.
01:08:01You know what?
01:08:01Fuck you, chef.
01:08:03We've been busting our asses here for years,
01:08:06and you decided to promote her because she has a fat ass and a pair of perky tits.
01:08:10What the fuck, Ronnie?
01:08:11You two?
01:08:13Hmm.
01:08:15I think it's time to go, guys.
01:08:17What the fuck, you guys?
01:08:35We're in the middle of service!
01:08:42Chef, we just had a tent talk,
01:08:44and the grandma has a shellfish allergy.
01:08:46What's wrong?
01:08:55Where the fuck is your staff, chef?
01:09:00Chef, what are we gonna do?
01:09:09Okay.
01:09:10All right.
01:09:12Yeah, we can do this, chef.
01:09:14We can do this.
01:09:23Rachel.
01:09:25You're the GM tonight.
01:09:27Lose the sewer pad.
01:09:30Go, go, go, go!
01:09:33Wake up!
01:09:38Chef?
01:09:38You're on the line.
01:09:42I got this.
01:09:44Don't look at me, bitch.
01:09:47Okay.
01:09:48Okay.
01:09:50Fuck.
01:09:51Here we go.
01:09:52Walking in, 12 fillets all day.
01:09:54Oxtail.
01:09:55Five quail.
01:09:56Five duck.
01:09:57Two risotto.
01:09:57Nine fucking spinach.
01:09:59April.
01:10:00Three flatbreads all day.
01:10:02Five and I've salad.
01:10:03Nine escar, go.
01:10:04Let's go!
01:10:06Let's go!
01:10:08Hello, fresh meat.
01:10:10Where have they been hiding you all these years?
01:10:13How's it going, Mr. Goldman?
01:10:15Better that you're here now.
01:10:18We're happy to have you back.
01:10:20You can leave the bottle.
01:10:21Two-ish.
01:10:31Okay.
01:10:37We're really gonna fucking make it.
01:10:39I can't believe it.
01:10:41Okay.
01:10:42Let's dig in.
01:10:44Almost there.
01:10:45Third chef.
01:10:47Hands!
01:10:48I need hands!
01:10:51I need hands!
01:11:21I need hands!
01:11:22I need hands!
01:11:31Wait.
01:11:33Where the fuck are the tarts?
01:11:35They should be in that fridge.
01:11:37There's one more act.
01:11:49Oh, yeah.
01:11:50Oh!
01:11:51What?
01:11:52I need hands!
01:11:52What?
01:11:53Oh!
01:11:53Oh!
01:11:58Oh!
01:11:58Oh!
01:11:59Oh!
01:12:00Oh!
01:12:01Oh!
01:12:01Here.
01:12:13Oh!
01:12:22We can make another!
01:12:24Then take five arses.
01:12:31Ah!
01:12:57Jeff.
01:13:00Look.
01:13:01It's perfect.
01:13:14Go.
01:13:23I'll take it myself.
01:13:24Yes!
01:13:34And the limit art?
01:13:35No.
01:13:36No.
01:13:57Mm.
01:13:58Mm.
01:13:59and no gas no smoke no mirrors
01:14:19that was the best goddamn meal i've ever had i'm gonna tell everyone that fabian laurent
01:14:28is still the best fucking chef in the world
01:14:36congratulations chef good job thank you
01:14:49i hope she makes you happy
01:14:56chef
01:15:11no
01:15:23no
01:15:36I don't want to miss
01:15:37I don't want to hurt
01:15:38Wait, I'll take a chance
01:15:41I'm the only one I'm on
01:15:43This is my beginning
01:15:45I'm falling in the eye
01:15:46Tell me what you said
01:15:49Tell me what you want
01:15:50I'm the only one I'm on
01:15:52What can we hate me?
01:15:58What can we hate me?
01:16:06What can we hate me?
01:16:14That's gonna hurt tomorrow
01:16:36You're amazing
01:16:40You know, I was thinking
01:16:46What?
01:16:54What if we had a day off?
01:16:58Okay, hear me out
01:16:59Hey
01:17:01Hear me out
01:17:04Hey
01:17:05Hey, girl
01:17:09Doctor
01:17:15What happened with her?
01:17:17Everything looks good
01:17:18Actually perfect, in fact
01:17:20Medication's working
01:17:22I think you're gonna be just fine
01:17:24But then why did she faint?
01:17:28Classic case of exhaustion, in my opinion
01:17:30Did you have any strenuous activity today?
01:17:34Workout?
01:17:35Anything like that?
01:17:41Okay
01:17:41I think my work's done here
01:17:43Gross
01:17:45Gross
01:17:47I have to tell you something
01:17:59I have to tell you something
01:17:59Seven years ago, I
01:18:03I killed a man
01:18:09It was an accident
01:18:10It was an accident, but it happened
01:18:12He was trying to hurt someone close to me
01:18:15And I just reacted
01:18:18I spent two years upstate for manslaughter
01:18:21For a long time
01:18:22For a long time
01:18:23For a long time
01:18:23For a long time
01:18:23For a long time
01:18:24For a long time
01:18:25For a long time
01:18:26She wishes
01:18:27It was for my sister
01:18:30Her ex came after her
01:18:34I had to make a choice
01:18:36I know
01:18:39It's a lot
01:18:42It's a lot for anyone to handle
01:18:43I understand
01:18:46She says
01:18:47Yeah
01:18:50That is the most romantic thing I have ever heard
01:18:56You're a hot guy
01:19:11To find her
01:19:13I was gonna call you
01:19:19You were?
01:19:25I just need a few more days
01:19:34I'll get you
01:19:36I'll get you
01:19:37You're right
01:19:41You have
01:19:48Please, please, please
01:19:49I'll get it
01:19:50You have
01:19:51One day
01:19:53Twenty-four gallons
01:19:55Get me
01:19:56My money
01:19:57You understand?
01:19:58You understand?
01:20:00Very good
01:20:01Proud of you, Chef
01:20:21Thank you, Chef
01:20:24All right
01:20:32Do the knees back
01:20:33I'll be there
01:20:33Got it
01:20:34April?
01:20:46Help!
01:20:48Let's go
01:21:00Shut up!
01:21:12Let go of me
01:21:19Let me fucking know
01:21:20Now
01:21:23I'm gonna give you
01:21:25One last chance
01:21:26Just marry me
01:21:29Come on
01:21:31You take the money you run
01:21:32You say yes
01:21:34I hope
01:21:37I hope
01:21:37Your drug dealer
01:21:39Fucking kills you
01:21:41I gave you a chance
01:21:50When I'm your death
01:21:53How amidst the passion
01:22:06Chaos
01:22:09And the violence of the kitchen
01:22:13We found each other
01:22:17What did you do with her?
01:22:20Love
01:22:21Is love
01:22:22It doesn't have to be perfect
01:22:28It just needs to be
01:22:32Beautiful
01:22:39April
01:22:54April, I have to go away for a while.
01:23:16What?
01:23:18No.
01:23:19No, you saved me.
01:23:21The cops won't see it that way.
01:23:25No.
01:23:26No, I'll tell them it was self-defense.
01:23:29I'll tell them that Jeff was-
01:23:42Hey.
01:23:46I love you.
01:23:51I love you too.
01:23:58I love you too.
01:24:01I love you.
01:24:08I love you too.
01:24:15Friday night.
01:24:17200 on the books.
01:24:19We've got Mark Wahlberg seated at table number 12, so let's make sure we comp his bill, okay?
01:24:25All right, everyone.
01:24:26Let's gear up.
01:24:27Tonight's gonna fuck us, so let's go, let's go, let's go!
01:24:31Yes, Jeff!
01:24:37New girl.
01:24:38New girl.
01:24:47You're gonna get really familiar with these, kid.
01:24:49Amazing night, chef.
01:25:03You really are a fucking rock star.
01:25:05Oh my gosh.
01:25:12Hey.
01:25:14I heard your cancer is in remission.
01:25:21Congratulations.
01:25:22Business.
01:25:23Chef.
01:25:24Chef.
01:25:50Busy night, Chef.
01:25:55Heard you're looking for a sous chef.
01:26:00I can show you my resume.
01:26:19It's like old times.
01:26:21Yeah, it is.
01:26:22You're the talk of the town, too.
01:26:24I know.
01:26:25That's right, Chef.
01:26:27I know.
01:26:29I know.
01:26:30I know.
01:26:31I know.
01:26:33I know.
01:26:34Yeah.
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