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A comedic drama about avoiding romance with the person next door.
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00:00:01I used to live in a quiet, convenient world of thought spirals and internal panic.
00:00:07But when the pipe in my apartment broke, suddenly all the sounds I'd been drowning out came bursting to the forefront.
00:00:14The suffocating boyfriend, the heroic neighbor who saves me from spiders, and evidently the new role as his fake girlfriend.
00:00:23But what happens when an unexpected living arrangement turns into unexpected chemistry?
00:00:30And the walls you've built to protect yourself, begin to crumble at the touch.
00:00:48See? I told you I looked better here, didn't I?
00:00:51Yeah, yeah, you're right.
00:00:53I wish I'm right. I know what's best for you, baby.
00:01:00Oh, that's work. Gotta go.
00:01:04Oh, okay.
00:01:06What?
00:01:08Oh, um, nothing. It's just...
00:01:10I thought you said you took the day off so you could help me move in.
00:01:14Well, you know if I don't work, then I don't get paid. And if I don't get paid, how am I supposed to afford those fancy dinners I take you out on?
00:01:20Right. Speaking of, um, as of next week we'll have been dating a whole year. Maybe we could do something.
00:01:29Eh, well, we've been going out on dates for about a year.
00:01:35That's what I said.
00:01:36Well, that's not exactly what you said. I mean, you're not looking for anything serious, right?
00:01:41What?
00:01:43Well, I mean, I'm trying to start my business and you're waiting on a phone call from the library.
00:01:49I think that we are good as is. I mean, we don't have to put a label on anything. Right, babe?
00:01:55Yeah, right. Yeah.
00:01:59Okay, well, I gotta go, so I will see you later.
00:02:02Mm-hmm.
00:02:15Adam!
00:02:20Oh, shit.
00:02:25Perfect.
00:02:27Wonderful.
00:02:36Uh-huh.
00:02:37Uh-huh.
00:02:38Okay.
00:02:45Ma'am, I need you to stop what you're doing and put your hands in the air.
00:02:49Hands above your head.
00:02:50What the hell?
00:02:51Ma'am, if you don't cooperate, I'm gonna be forced to grab you.
00:02:53No, no, no, wait, wait. I'm not breaking in. This is my apartment. I live here.
00:02:56Strike three.
00:02:57What are... What are you doing? Oh, my God!
00:03:00I'm arresting you for breaking an internal.
00:03:02Oh, my God! This is my apartment, you lunatic! I live here!
00:03:08Do you have documentation to prove that?
00:03:10Yeah, check my phone. The lease is in my email.
00:03:12All right. We'll see about that.
00:03:15Email, huh?
00:03:17Where do I look?
00:03:18What do you mean? It's right at the top!
00:03:20Huh.
00:03:22Well, would you look at that?
00:03:23Yeah! Okay, can you uncuff me now, please?
00:03:25For the record, credit card works better.
00:03:44Oh, come on.
00:03:45Who are you?
00:03:46Jake. Apartment D.
00:03:49Nice to meet you, neighbor.
00:03:51And you are...
00:03:54Noelle!
00:03:55Pleasure, Noelle.
00:03:57Well, if you need a cup of sugar or a get-out-of-jail-free card, you know where to find me.
00:04:02How about an apology?
00:04:04For what? Protecting and serving? That's kind of my job.
00:04:08Kind of my job.
00:04:09Oh! So your job is being an impulsive asshole who goes around cuffing innocent people?
00:04:23See you around, neighbor!
00:04:24You wish, asshole!
00:04:33Jerk. Who the hell does he think he is?
00:04:35You're under a roast.
00:04:38I live here.
00:04:45Hi, Aunt Shelley.
00:04:47Jakey! I'm so glad you answered. I just wanted to check in with you.
00:04:51I miss you. It's been so long.
00:04:53I miss you too, Aunt Shelley.
00:04:54Jake, I know these past few years have been hard for you, but your parents wouldn't want you to live this way.
00:05:00You're practically a recluse at this point.
00:05:03I'm fine, Aunt Shelley. Really.
00:05:04How about I come by? I can bring this lovely woman you need to meet. She's the daughter of my friend from Swim Aerobics.
00:05:10No, uh, don't do that. I'm actually seeing someone.
00:05:14You are?
00:05:16Yeah, I didn't want to say anything. Didn't know if it was serious, but she just moved in. So, uh, no need to set me up.
00:05:24Oh, well, I can't wait to meet her. I'll pop by sometime.
00:05:26No, don't do that. She's, uh, shy.
00:05:29Nonsense.
00:05:30Nonsense.
00:05:40I'm Shelley, I have to go.
00:05:41Nonsense.
00:05:42What are you doing in here?
00:05:43I heard screaming. I thought you were in trouble.
00:05:44Well, it's okay for you to break in, but not me?
00:05:46Listen, I only came to help, but clearly you don't need me, so I'll just leave.
00:05:48Wait, no, no, no, no, no! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! There's a spider.
00:06:01Uh, is that what all the festival's about?
00:06:11Yeah, I just can't.
00:06:13Here, I'll escort him out.
00:06:14I'll escort him out.
00:06:27The spider now lives in a tree outside your window.
00:06:32I thought you were gonna, um...
00:06:37Truce?
00:06:39Look, I'm sorry about earlier. Honestly, I thought you were trying to rob the place and my training kicked in.
00:06:55Yeah, truce.
00:06:58You were right though, I was being an asshole.
00:07:01Usually when I'm cuffing the innocent, it's consensual.
00:07:10You're cute when you're flustered.
00:07:12I'm not... I'm not flustered.
00:07:16You sure about that?
00:07:24Um, I'm seeing someone.
00:07:26Congratulations.
00:07:28Okay, yeah, so stop flirting.
00:07:30Me? Flirting?
00:07:32I'm just being a friend.
00:07:34Oh, we're friends now?
00:07:36I would say so, yeah.
00:07:37I saved your ass twice in less than 24 hours.
00:07:39Oh my god, however can I repay you?
00:07:41You want a loan? A kidney?
00:07:44Actually...
00:07:45Seriously? That was a joke.
00:07:47Would you pretend to be my girlfriend?
00:07:50What?
00:07:53Look, um...
00:07:54My aunt's coming to town and I might have accidentally told her I'm seeing someone.
00:08:00So you lied?
00:08:01Potato, patata.
00:08:02So what do you say?
00:08:05I just told you I'm seeing someone and you're a complete stranger. Why would I do this?
00:08:08But I'm not a stranger though.
00:08:10I'm your neighbor.
00:08:12You're friendly.
00:08:14Handsome.
00:08:16Charming.
00:08:18Charitable.
00:08:19Lockpicking.
00:08:20Lockpicking, yeah.
00:08:24Look, you would really be doing me a solid.
00:08:26It's a long story about my aunt.
00:08:28She's really worried about me.
00:08:30She thinks I've given up on love or whatever.
00:08:33Have you?
00:08:35Well, that's not the point.
00:08:37Look, I just want to give her peace of mind.
00:08:40All you have to do is come over for one dinner,
00:08:43tell one little white lie, and that's it.
00:08:46You're not hurting anyone.
00:08:48Please.
00:08:49You'd be making a really wonderful woman very happy.
00:08:53She's like a second mother to me.
00:08:56I don't want to disappoint her.
00:08:58One dinner?
00:09:00One dinner.
00:09:04Fine.
00:09:06Great.
00:09:07What?
00:09:08What?
00:09:10What?
00:09:11Am I interrupting something?
00:09:17Adam!
00:09:19No, this is my neighbor, Jake.
00:09:22Yeah, he was helping me with a spider.
00:09:25Babe, I told you a million times, just kill it.
00:09:29If you need help, you can call me.
00:09:31Right.
00:09:33Well, I should probably go.
00:09:37That's a good idea, Jake.
00:09:44I'll see you later, Noah.
00:10:01Hey, Taylor.
00:10:09Reynolds.
00:10:11I'm Reynolds today.
00:10:13Why so formal?
00:10:15I reviewed your closing numbers,
00:10:16and they're not where they should be.
00:10:17We need you getting through more cases per month.
00:10:20I'm working as fast as I can, boss.
00:10:23No.
00:10:24You're fixating all your time on this robbery case,
00:10:26and the Chief told you to lay off it.
00:10:28It's not just one robbery case.
00:10:31There's a string of them,
00:10:32and I'm sure they're all connected.
00:10:33And proving that would make you feel like the big hero.
00:10:37It's not about my damn ego, Taylor.
00:10:38It's about justice.
00:10:39Well, I can't run a department that doesn't meet quota.
00:10:45Are you sure you're not singling me out for any particular reason?
00:10:49Excuse me?
00:10:50Are you implying something, Officer Reynolds?
00:10:53I'm not implying anything at all.
00:10:54That's what I thought.
00:10:58Now get back to work.
00:11:01Oh, my God, Jake. I am so sorry.
00:11:03You know, this building has gotten a lot more interesting since you moved in.
00:11:08Are you okay?
00:11:10I'm fine. Seriously, I'm fine.
00:11:14I can get the coffee out.
00:11:16Don't worry about me.
00:11:17No, please, please, let me help. I'm really sorry.
00:11:19Just, um...
00:11:21Yeah, I can get the coffee out.
00:11:22Don't worry about me.
00:11:24No, please, please, let me help. I'm really sorry.
00:11:27Just, um...
00:11:28Um, I can get the coffee out.
00:11:31Don't worry about me.
00:11:33No, please, please, let me help.
00:11:35I'm really sorry.
00:11:36Just, um, yeah, come to my apartment.
00:11:38It'll just take a few minutes.
00:11:42Whatever you say.
00:11:43Okay.
00:11:52You know, I can just bring this over to you after if you want to, you know,
00:11:56um, get changed.
00:11:59And this is the magic you're working?
00:12:00I don't think so.
00:12:03It's just baking soda, white vinegar, and water.
00:12:06Works every time.
00:12:09You work at a dry cleaners or something?
00:12:11No.
00:12:13I work in a bookstore.
00:12:16You know, the one down on Main Street?
00:12:18How do you like it?
00:12:20Um, it's not exactly my dream, but, um, it's close, I guess.
00:12:25What's the dream?
00:12:26I just got my MLIS degree to be a librarian.
00:12:32I want to be an archivist.
00:12:35Research how to print children's books at a university library.
00:12:39Specific.
00:12:42How do you get a job like that?
00:12:44Uh, turns out it's not easy.
00:12:47Hence the bookstore.
00:12:48Well, if you ever change your mind about careers, you have an excellent future.
00:12:59Stay in your mobile.
00:13:01You're flirting again.
00:13:04Can a friend compliment another friend?
00:13:06I think that's your door.
00:13:16Jake?
00:13:17Are you home?
00:13:20I should go.
00:13:25Thanks again.
00:13:25What are you doing here?
00:13:46Where were you?
00:13:47Why are you shirtless?
00:13:49Don't worry about it.
00:13:49What are you doing here?
00:13:51I wanted to apologize for earlier.
00:13:53I know you had a rough day, and...
00:13:54Like I said, I can't keep you on that robbery case without the chief's permission, but...
00:13:59Maybe I can help take your mind off of it.
00:14:02You know?
00:14:03The way I used to.
00:14:07Taylor.
00:14:08We can't do this.
00:14:10Sure we can.
00:14:10We have.
00:14:12Many times.
00:14:24Nothing strange.
00:14:27We tried.
00:14:30You're all right for each other.
00:14:32I can't give you what you want.
00:14:34You don't want me?
00:14:36I don't know what I want, Taylor.
00:14:40I never do.
00:14:44You're an asshole.
00:14:45I'm just being honest.
00:14:47Those are not mutually exclusive traits.
00:14:49You know, you can't close yourself off forever, Jake.
00:14:52One of these days, you're going to wake up and realize just how lonely you are.
00:14:57Look, Taylor.
00:14:57I'm sorry.
00:14:59I really am.
00:15:01I hope we can still be professional about all this.
00:15:04Look, I know you don't want a relationship, Jake Reynolds.
00:15:07But I will be the girl that changes your mind.
00:15:09Just you watch.
00:15:33Hello, Mr. Saunders.
00:15:35Noelle, I need you to dust the top of the bookshelves today.
00:15:39Yes, sir.
00:15:43What an excellent use of my time and talent.
00:15:46Oh!
00:16:00Hi.
00:16:02Sorry.
00:16:03I just meant to take my over shirt off.
00:16:06Um, would you mind putting me in the direction of-
00:16:09Health and fitness?
00:16:11Back right.
00:16:11I was actually looking for Toni Morrison.
00:16:17But, uh, it's good to know.
00:16:20I come off as totally insufferable.
00:16:22Oh, my God.
00:16:23I am so sorry.
00:16:24I-I assumed.
00:16:26Has anyone ever told you not to judge a book by its cover?
00:16:31Uh...
00:16:32Uh, Toni Morrison is right there.
00:16:34Uh, thank you.
00:16:36I appreciate it.
00:16:36Shh.
00:16:37Uh, um...
00:16:38I'll go this way.
00:16:38Oh, oh, sorry.
00:16:39Okay.
00:16:43Hey, what's up, babe?
00:16:45I got the book that you wanted.
00:16:48Alright.
00:16:48Alright.
00:16:48Hello?
00:17:18Hey.
00:17:18Hey, sorry, I know you're at work, but I just heard from the university.
00:17:23I'm sorry, Noel. I can't talk right now. I'm busy.
00:17:26Right, yeah. Okay, but maybe we could get a drink after work or something.
00:17:31I think it's going to be a late night. Brain check?
00:17:38Thank God. I'm definitely getting a drink.
00:17:43Oh, fuck.
00:17:44Hey, what the hell?
00:17:55Oh, fuck.
00:17:57Hi. Okay.
00:18:06Seriously.
00:18:09Oh, come on.
00:18:10Uh-uh.
00:18:14No, I'll.
00:18:26Why are you in my apartment? I'm trying to break in again.
00:18:33Actually, this is my apartment.
00:18:37Because I'm really tired. I cannot entertain right now.
00:18:40I know. We're going to get you home.
00:18:41I am home.
00:18:43Not quite.
00:18:45Can I take it to your place?
00:18:47Sorry.
00:18:51You smell good.
00:18:53Thanks.
00:18:55Come on, let's go.
00:18:56Oh, where are you going?
00:18:57Oh, I got you.
00:18:59Oh, my God.
00:19:01You're really strong.
00:19:02I try.
00:19:03Noelle, this is my apartment.
00:19:15You can stay here tonight, though.
00:19:19I'm a hero.
00:19:21Okay.
00:19:22Okay.
00:19:23Okay.
00:19:25None of that.
00:19:26But you don't want to kiss me?
00:19:29You don't like me?
00:19:33I do want to kiss you.
00:19:35Hmm.
00:19:37But not right now.
00:19:39Why not?
00:19:41Well, because you're extremely drunk.
00:19:44And also, you have a boyfriend.
00:19:47I don't have a boyfriend.
00:19:50Boys don't boyfriend me.
00:19:51What about that guy I met?
00:20:12Good night, Noah.
00:20:13We just fall into each other's arms.
00:20:20Oh, no.
00:20:21Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:20:45She's...
00:20:47She's...
00:20:49Shh...
00:20:51Oh!
00:20:53Ah!
00:20:55Oh!
00:21:01Oh!
00:21:03Oh!
00:21:05Oh!
00:21:07Oh!
00:21:09Oh!
00:21:11Oh!
00:21:13Oh!
00:21:15You've been really doing some great work.
00:21:33You should be proud.
00:21:34Keep it up.
00:21:35Damn it.
00:21:38What's got you so worked up?
00:21:40Nothing.
00:21:41It's nothing.
00:21:42Seriously, Jake, that case wasn't assigned to you.
00:21:45There's another robbery on Main Street.
00:21:46They've got to be connected, Taylor.
00:21:50Let me take a look.
00:21:58Did you check for prints on that banister?
00:22:00No, just the front door.
00:22:01I mean, they might match the ones from last week.
00:22:05Could catch, Taylor.
00:22:07I'll get someone around the prints.
00:22:10I'll do it.
00:22:12You get back to your caseload.
00:22:14Is this punishment for the other night?
00:22:17Punishment?
00:22:18We'll be reporting you to the chief.
00:22:20Now get back to work, Reynolds.
00:22:22You're assigned work.
00:22:23Who is it?
00:22:37It's me.
00:22:38Come on in.
00:22:41Hey.
00:22:43Hey.
00:22:43How are you feeling?
00:22:44How are you feeling?
00:22:45Uh, so I'm just coming by to say that, um, I'm sorry about last night.
00:22:52Don't worry about it.
00:22:54Um, yeah, I'm honestly not sure how I even got into your apartment, but, um, thank you for
00:22:59letting me sleep on your couch.
00:23:01Anytime.
00:23:02For the record, I did try to get you back to your own apartment.
00:23:05Oh, my God.
00:23:06Oh, my God.
00:23:07That was a mess.
00:23:08You should have thrown me out.
00:23:11Actually, you were kind of cute.
00:23:16No.
00:23:16Oh, God.
00:23:17No way.
00:23:18No.
00:23:18So, you don't remember anything?
00:23:26No.
00:23:27No.
00:23:27God, isn't that embarrassing?
00:23:30Okay, so, um, I'm going to have a treat to my apartment in shame now.
00:23:34Bye.
00:23:36Hey, I'm making burgers.
00:23:40Want one?
00:23:43Really?
00:23:44They're good hangover food.
00:23:48Yeah, that's amazing.
00:23:55It tastes just like the ones my mom used to make when I was a kid.
00:23:58Is she a good cook?
00:24:00Yeah, she was.
00:24:02I'm sorry.
00:24:04Oh, it's okay.
00:24:06I mean, she passed about ten years ago, but before she got sick, she loved cooking.
00:24:11Burgers, yes, but she also made this pound cake and put this amazing fruit compote on it.
00:24:17I'm sorry.
00:24:19I tend to ramble, as you've probably noticed.
00:24:22I'm just impressed you can talk about all this.
00:24:26It was a long time ago.
00:24:29It took a while, but, um, no, I like talking about her.
00:24:34Makes me feel like she's still here.
00:24:36I, um, lost both of my parents, as well.
00:24:45Both of them?
00:24:48Yeah, I don't talk about it much.
00:24:52You can tell me.
00:24:54If you want.
00:24:55It's, uh, kind of a heavy story.
00:25:04Hey, it's all right.
00:25:05Um, thanks for, thanks for cooking.
00:25:24In time.
00:25:25Would your, um, would your pretty friend be okay with us having dinner?
00:25:34I didn't realize you met Taylor.
00:25:36Yeah, I know, I saw her in the hallway the other day.
00:25:41Um, she's beautiful.
00:25:43Yeah.
00:25:44Uh, she's your, is she your girlfriend?
00:25:46No, she isn't my girlfriend.
00:25:48We just work together.
00:25:49Mm, all right.
00:25:53We were friends with benefits.
00:25:57But, that was a long time ago.
00:26:06What about your guy friend?
00:26:09Oh, Adam?
00:26:12I gotta say, I don't love the way he speaks to you.
00:26:15Is he always so...
00:26:17Protective?
00:26:17I was gonna say, controlling.
00:26:20Especially for someone who isn't your boyfriend.
00:26:27It's complicated.
00:26:34What was that?
00:26:40First pipe.
00:26:42Oh my god.
00:26:43Get some towels.
00:26:45Yeah, it was crazy.
00:26:46The super says there won't be water or power for, like, at least a week.
00:26:50Maybe two.
00:26:51Jeez, that sucks.
00:26:53Do you need a place to stay?
00:26:54Yeah, yeah, no, that would be great, Adam.
00:26:57A buddy of mine from work, he has a guest house.
00:26:59I'll give you his contact info.
00:27:02Right, right.
00:27:03Thanks.
00:27:03Of course, babe.
00:27:04I told you, you could call me anytime you need help.
00:27:16I soaked up most of the water, but they're gonna need to completely rip out most of your plumbing.
00:27:20Can't catch a break, huh?
00:27:22Do you have some place to go?
00:27:26Yeah, no, I'll figure it out.
00:27:28Don't worry about me.
00:27:29I'm definitely gonna worry about you.
00:27:31You can't stay here.
00:27:32No, I'll be fine.
00:27:34Look, I don't want to be weird, but I have a second bedroom.
00:27:39Do you want to stay with me?
00:27:41Really?
00:27:41Really?
00:27:42What are friends for?
00:27:49Here we are.
00:27:53I really hope I'm not imposing.
00:27:55Not at all.
00:27:57Seriously, make yourself a home.
00:27:58The place is all yours.
00:27:59The bathroom is right down the hall.
00:28:02Do you have everything you need?
00:28:06Yes.
00:28:08I can't believe you're coming to my rescue yet again.
00:28:25Good night, Mom.
00:28:28Good night, Jake.
00:28:38Oh, sorry.
00:28:39I thought you were sleeping.
00:28:40All good.
00:28:42Need anything?
00:28:43Oh, yeah.
00:28:43I just wanted a glass of water.
00:28:47Want a beer, too?
00:28:50Ah, why not?
00:29:04What are you reading?
00:29:05Case files.
00:29:06It's been a string of burglaries.
00:29:08Hopper House.
00:29:10That's what we call it when a burglary happens when the home or business is occupied.
00:29:15This one actually happened at a clothing store on Main Street.
00:29:18Not too far away from where you work.
00:29:20Oh, jeez.
00:29:21I really want to catch this guy before someone gets hurt.
00:29:25What are you going to do if you catch him?
00:29:28In the act, I mean.
00:29:30In the act?
00:29:31I don't know.
00:29:34Here, let me show you.
00:29:36Okay.
00:29:41If you're being attacked, the first thing you need to do is stay calm.
00:29:46Now, let's say your attacker has a gun.
00:29:52In that situation,
00:29:54you're going to want to do two things.
00:29:58First thing.
00:30:01And then get them all balanced.
00:30:08Good.
00:30:09That was really good.
00:30:11Yeah?
00:30:11Yeah.
00:30:12You're a quick learner.
00:30:14Oh, you're a good teacher.
00:30:16Sorry, I'm probably, um, crushing you.
00:30:22I don't mind.
00:30:25Right.
00:30:26Right.
00:30:28Mr. Complicator.
00:30:29Yes, thank you for the lesson.
00:30:36It's good.
00:30:38Okay, weirdo.
00:30:41You want another beer?
00:30:43Oh.
00:30:44No, I'm pretty tired.
00:30:46I'm going to go read a book in bed.
00:30:48Sure.
00:30:49Okay.
00:30:50Goodbye.
00:30:51Good night.
00:30:51Good night.
00:31:07I'm selling.
00:31:08What are you doing here?
00:31:09I told you I'd pop by.
00:31:12You must be the girlfriend.
00:31:17That's me.
00:31:18Oh, I'm so happy to meet you.
00:31:21I thought my nephew was going to be alone forever.
00:31:24All right, Aunt Shelly, let her breathe.
00:31:27Of course, of course.
00:31:28Silly me.
00:31:29Please, Aunt Shelly, take a seat.
00:31:31Can I get you a cup of coffee?
00:31:33Yes, please, dear.
00:31:34Okay.
00:31:35Hopefully your lovely girlfriend's manners
00:31:37will rub off on you, young man.
00:31:39Oh, believe me, I'm working on it.
00:31:41I like her already.
00:31:51So, Noelle, I want to know everything.
00:31:53What do you do, sweetie?
00:31:55I work in a bookstore.
00:31:56Oh.
00:31:57Don't be modest, babe.
00:31:58She has her MLS degree.
00:32:00That's so impressive.
00:32:02I'm looking for jobs at university libraries.
00:32:05I want to make a real contribution to my field.
00:32:07Ever since my favorite book went out of print
00:32:09when I was a kid,
00:32:10I've just been obsessed with researching and archiving.
00:32:13You don't have to explain it to me.
00:32:14Practically the whole family's in academia.
00:32:17You should have seen Jake's parents' library.
00:32:19It was enormous.
00:32:21Oh, what was the book called?
00:32:23The Runaway Sardine.
00:32:24I've been looking for it for a long time,
00:32:26but it's impossible to find.
00:32:27Oh, I love that book.
00:32:28I used to read it to Liam Oliver
00:32:30all the time when he was growing up.
00:32:32Oh, that's Jake's cousin, my son.
00:32:35You'll meet him at the wedding.
00:32:37Wedding?
00:32:39Jake, you didn't tell her about the wedding?
00:32:42Okay, well, this has been a very nice visit,
00:32:45but we have to go to work, so...
00:32:47Oh, of course.
00:32:48I'll see you after then.
00:32:49We can do dinner.
00:32:51What do you mean?
00:32:53Well, obviously I'm staying over.
00:32:55I came all this way.
00:32:57I'm going to stay a few nights with my nephew.
00:32:58Oh, don't worry.
00:33:00I won't crowd you, lovebirds.
00:33:13This is fine, right?
00:33:15Yeah.
00:33:17She needs the spare bedroom, so...
00:33:20We can make a barrier.
00:33:35Great, yeah.
00:33:41Great.
00:33:41So you think we convinced her?
00:33:55Yeah, definitely.
00:33:57Very lucky you.
00:33:58Didn't even have to kiss me.
00:34:01Wasn't so bad the last time.
00:34:03Last time?
00:34:04This is okay, Rick.
00:34:18No, no, stop.
00:34:40Just hold on.
00:34:41Um...
00:34:42I really like you.
00:34:46It's...
00:34:47Oh, my God.
00:34:48No, no, I'm not rejecting you.
00:34:49I'm not.
00:34:52I like you a lot.
00:34:53You're smart, you're funny,
00:34:55and I'm really attracted to you.
00:34:57It's just...
00:34:58It's just that, uh...
00:35:02I got a lot of complicated going on right now,
00:35:04and I don't want to mislead you.
00:35:08So I just want to be clear.
00:35:10If you're looking for something casual,
00:35:12I'm your guy, but...
00:35:15I can't give you anything else.
00:35:17Fuck.
00:35:26Why does this always happen?
00:35:29What?
00:35:32Men like me enough to want to be with me,
00:35:34but never to commit to me.
00:35:36No, that's not it.
00:35:37I swear.
00:35:37Oh, let me guess.
00:35:39It's not you.
00:35:39It's me.
00:35:42Yeah, they always say that, too.
00:35:43Good night, Jake.
00:35:51Detective Reynolds.
00:36:06I hate to admit it, but you might be right.
00:36:08What happened?
00:36:09There was another hit in a shop on Main Street.
00:36:11They robbed the shop and then went up to the owner's apartment.
00:36:13God damn it.
00:36:14Look, no injuries or fatalities.
00:36:16The owner was just shaken up, that's all.
00:36:19We've got to stop this asshole.
00:36:20I'll keep an eye on it for today.
00:36:22I need you to show face at Smith's fundraiser.
00:36:25Am I supposed to stop good police work to appease some politician?
00:36:27You're so naive.
00:36:29This is how the world works.
00:36:30I'm not naive.
00:36:32I have ethics.
00:36:33Jake...
00:36:34I'm your superior.
00:36:36So if you know what's good for you, you'll shut your mouth and do your job.
00:36:44Sorry that Jake isn't here.
00:36:45Oh, I'm not surprised.
00:36:47He works too hard.
00:36:48Weeks will go by and I won't hear from him.
00:36:51That's why I had to ambush him this weekend.
00:36:55What's he working on?
00:36:57There's been a series of robberies.
00:37:00Hot prowls, he calls them.
00:37:01Oh, no.
00:37:02No wonder he's so obsessed.
00:37:04What do you mean?
00:37:06Did he tell you about his parents?
00:37:09Well, he told me that they died.
00:37:14Someone broke into their home while they were asleep.
00:37:18My brother and his wife tried to stop them.
00:37:24Jake was the one that found them.
00:37:27Blood everywhere.
00:37:30He called 911.
00:37:31His poor parents never came back from the hospital.
00:37:37That's horrible.
00:37:39It was really tough on all of us.
00:37:41But especially Jake.
00:37:43I was so worried when he wanted to join the police force.
00:37:45It's such a dangerous job.
00:37:47And there's a tendency to fixate.
00:37:51He's been through so much.
00:37:53Yeah.
00:37:55I'm just happy that he has you now.
00:37:58I was concerned that no one would understand him.
00:38:02Or he would avoid real relationships because of what happened.
00:38:05Now, what do you say we take a trip to the station and see our boy?
00:38:12Oh, uh, oh, I don't want to disturb him.
00:38:14You're his girlfriend.
00:38:15Of course he wants to see you.
00:38:17Um, you know, I've got some work I gotta take care of at the bookstore.
00:38:21But I can take you if you'd like.
00:38:22Oh, thank you, sweetie.
00:38:26Jensen.
00:38:28Could you pull up the file for me on the stolen semi-trucks, please?
00:38:31Oh, hello, Taylor.
00:38:33I'm sure you remember me from the office Christmas party last year.
00:38:36I'm Jake's Aunt Shelly.
00:38:37Of course I remember you.
00:38:39Hi.
00:38:40Aunt Shelly.
00:38:41Oh, no.
00:38:42What are you doing here?
00:38:43Oh, thought I'd come say hi on your lunch break.
00:38:45Noelle dropped me off.
00:38:47I love your girlfriend, Jakey.
00:38:49Yeah.
00:38:53Girlfriend, huh?
00:38:55You haven't met her yet?
00:38:58I haven't had the pleasure.
00:39:05Another rejection, of course.
00:39:09Hey, stranger!
00:39:11Adam!
00:39:12Hi.
00:39:13What do you think?
00:39:15Oh, yeah, they're beautiful.
00:39:17I know we've had a tough week.
00:39:18I figured you could use some cheering up.
00:39:21Thanks, Adam.
00:39:22My buddy said that you never reached out to him about the guest house.
00:39:26Oh, right, yeah.
00:39:29I figured something out.
00:39:30Oh, yeah?
00:39:31Where have you been staying?
00:39:33With Jake.
00:39:36Jake?
00:39:37Your neighbor Jake?
00:39:40Yeah, is that a problem?
00:39:42Are you serious?
00:39:43You're staying at another man's house while we're dating?
00:39:45Oh, sorry.
00:39:48Um, if I remember correctly, we're not dating.
00:39:52We're just going on dates, right?
00:39:54Noelle, see that's...
00:39:55No, no, you know what?
00:39:58I am done dealing with emotionally unavailable men.
00:40:02You can't give me what I want.
00:40:03And he can?
00:40:04No.
00:40:05No, but at least he's honest about it.
00:40:07Oh, I'm sorry.
00:40:28Oh, it's okay.
00:40:30All yours.
00:40:31Wait.
00:40:34I'm sorry about last night.
00:40:36It's okay.
00:40:38Really?
00:40:39Really.
00:40:40Let me realize something, actually.
00:40:43What do you mean?
00:40:44You were right.
00:40:46I want a real relationship, and Adam was never going to give that to me, no matter how long
00:40:51I stuck around.
00:40:53You saw him today.
00:40:56Yeah, he ended things.
00:40:57How are you feeling?
00:41:03Honestly?
00:41:07Amazing.
00:41:18What a cute little store.
00:41:22Oh, hello.
00:41:24Noelle, right?
00:41:25I'm Taylor.
00:41:26Yes, yes.
00:41:27Hi, hi, Taylor.
00:41:28It's nice to meet you.
00:41:30Can I help you find anything?
00:41:33I've been wanting to read this forever.
00:41:36Oh, good choice.
00:41:39I saw Jake's Aunt Shelly at the station yesterday.
00:41:43Tell me why she called you Jake's girlfriend.
00:41:47Oh, um, maybe you should ask Jake that question.
00:41:51I did ask him, and he avoided the question.
00:41:53Kind of like you're doing right now.
00:41:54I'm not avoiding anything.
00:41:55Anything.
00:41:59Sorry, I don't think I feel comfortable talking about this with you.
00:42:03Your last name's Harper, right?
00:42:05How did you know that?
00:42:07I'm a police officer.
00:42:08I have resources.
00:42:10Oh, so you use taxpayer money to look into me?
00:42:13Perks of the job.
00:42:14Besides, you're moving in on one of my officers.
00:42:18I mean, it's only been a matter of weeks, and you're suddenly so friendly with his aunt and
00:42:22calling him a friend.
00:42:24Are you stalking Jake Reynolds, Noelle?
00:42:27Of course not.
00:42:28No, everything just sort of happened this way.
00:42:30Well, maybe you have a history of criminal activity, because I believe I received a report
00:42:35from another precinct about a Noelle Harper who was accused of embezzling from her previous
00:42:40job.
00:42:41Should I let your boss know about that?
00:42:43That's ridiculous.
00:42:44You can't just go making things up.
00:42:46Really?
00:42:48Is that your boss's office?
00:42:50Wait, why?
00:42:51Why?
00:43:00Noelle, what's wrong?
00:43:02Taylor came into the bookstore today.
00:43:05She accused me of stalking you.
00:43:08Yeah, she was acting like she was your girlfriend and that I was trying to get between you, and
00:43:11she got me fired.
00:43:15How?
00:43:16She pulled out her badge.
00:43:18She made up a story about a Noelle Harper who got in trouble for embezzling, and my boss
00:43:22believed her.
00:43:23I'll go down there, and I'll clear all this up.
00:43:25No, don't bother.
00:43:26I mean, he was looking for a reason to fire me anyways.
00:43:30I haven't heard back from any of the libraries, and...
00:43:32I don't know.
00:43:35I think I might just have to move back home with my dad for a while.
00:43:38No, Noelle.
00:43:39You can stay here as long as you need.
00:43:44You really are a great friend, Jake.
00:43:48Friend?
00:43:49Yeah.
00:43:51Happy to help.
00:43:52Good morning.
00:44:01Good morning.
00:44:04Oh, morning, Jakey.
00:44:05Good news for you lovebirds.
00:44:07I'm heading home on Friday.
00:44:08I know.
00:44:09It's devastating to you both.
00:44:11It is.
00:44:12We'll miss having you around.
00:44:13Aw, and I you, sweetheart.
00:44:15Well, thank goodness I'll see you both at the wedding soon enough.
00:44:18You're still going to come, right, darling?
00:44:22What do you say?
00:44:25I'll be there.
00:44:27Great.
00:44:28It's a date, then.
00:44:34Reynolds.
00:44:35A word.
00:44:38Don't start with me today, Officer Walters.
00:44:51Is that really a way to talk to your superior?
00:44:54Just leave me alone.
00:44:56Please.
00:44:56The robbery case file went missing from my desk.
00:44:58You wouldn't have anything to do with that, would you?
00:45:00You didn't run the prints like you said you were going to.
00:45:02Yeah, it's on my to-do list.
00:45:03Well, while you make your way very slowly through that to-do list, there's a criminal
00:45:08on the loose.
00:45:09If someone gets hurt, their blood is on your hands.
00:45:12Bullshit.
00:45:12Bullshit?
00:45:13You want to know what's bullshit?
00:45:15You're getting Noelle fired.
00:45:17I don't know what she told you, but she got herself fired.
00:45:21You abused police resources.
00:45:24I can't help Taylor.
00:45:27What is she to you anyway, hmm?
00:45:30She's my...
00:45:32friend.
00:45:33Liar.
00:45:35You did want a relationship.
00:45:38Just not with me.
00:45:58Holy shit.
00:46:00What, is it too much?
00:46:01I was thinking about wearing this to the wedding.
00:46:04No, you look incredible.
00:46:08But can you dance in those?
00:46:12My family's really big on dancing.
00:46:14They're never going to believe it's true love unless they see us dancing together.
00:46:18Okay, but your family's not here.
00:46:20Your Aunt Shelly's at dinner with a friend.
00:46:22I know that, but we could probably use some practice.
00:46:25Just humor me.
00:46:36What's wrong?
00:46:37I had a rough day at work.
00:46:44Do you want to talk about it?
00:46:48No.
00:46:49I don't know.
00:46:50I want to dance with you.
00:46:53Run away from home.
00:46:54Run away from home.
00:47:05Run away from home.
00:47:06Why don't you?
00:47:11Run away from home.
00:47:17Why don't you?
00:47:20Cause I did the same just for you
00:47:25You don't know how much I love you
00:47:31Really?
00:47:35Really?
00:47:37Because you're right?
00:47:42I know this was a bad idea
00:47:44Jane
00:47:47Jake, you're a great guy
00:47:49Like the best
00:47:50But you taught me not to settle for anything less than what I want
00:47:55Right?
00:47:58And like you said, you can't give me what I want
00:48:00I'm sorry, I can't do this again
00:48:02I can't keep letting other people dictate my love life
00:48:06I think after the wedding we should take some time apart
00:48:10I think I need some space
00:48:17Jakey, what's wrong?
00:48:34Trouble in paradise?
00:48:37You could say that
00:48:38I'm sure whatever it is, you two will figure things out
00:48:42I mean, you clearly love each other
00:48:43Aunt Shelley
00:48:44Noelle and I aren't dating
00:48:46What are you talking about?
00:48:49Of course you are
00:48:50We're just pretending
00:48:52I didn't want you to set me up
00:48:55So I lied
00:48:56I was just my neighbor
00:48:58Commenced her to help me
00:49:00But
00:49:03I'm sorry
00:49:05I fucked everything up
00:49:07Look
00:49:10I don't know what happened, honey
00:49:12And I'm sorry if I put any pressure on you
00:49:15But maybe there's something there
00:49:17I mean, the connection between you two is undeniable
00:49:20It doesn't matter
00:49:21I can't give her what she wants
00:49:23Jake
00:49:25It's okay to be vulnerable with another person
00:49:29I know how much it hurt you to lose the people you love
00:49:33But that's not a reason to stop loving
00:49:36It's too late
00:49:41You can cancel that plus one
00:49:50I'm told Aunt Shelley
00:50:08What?
00:50:09You don't have to come to the wedding
00:50:11No, Jake, you didn't have to do that
00:50:14It's better this way
00:50:15Pretending to be in a relationship with you is
00:50:18Confusing
00:50:20Because I, um
00:50:22I want
00:50:25I want, um
00:50:28What?
00:50:30What, Jake?
00:50:30What do you want?
00:50:32I don't know
00:50:32Okay?
00:50:38You know what I think
00:50:39I think you want to have your cake
00:50:42And eat it too
00:50:43I think you want everything that comes with a relationship
00:50:46But you don't want a relationship
00:50:48Jake, I know you have feelings for me
00:50:51And if you're too scared to admit it
00:50:54Then, yeah
00:50:55Maybe you're right
00:50:56Maybe it is better to quit
00:50:57I want to have a relationship with you
00:51:02And shelly, I'm so sorry
00:51:10Stop there
00:51:10No
00:51:11We never should have lied to you
00:51:12Shh, look at me
00:51:13I know for a fact my Jakey cares about you very much
00:51:17It's just
00:51:18Still dealing with his grief
00:51:20The aunt in me
00:51:21Wants you to wait for him to wake the fuck up
00:51:24Pardon my French
00:51:25But
00:51:26It's not fair for you to be collateral damage
00:51:30You have a beautiful heart
00:51:33And I want you to protect it
00:51:35Oh, come here, sweetheart
00:51:38Shh
00:51:41No matter what
00:51:45I'm always Aunt Shelly to you, okay?
00:51:48Thank you
00:51:49Oh
00:51:50Hello, Mr. Saunders
00:52:00I'm here to talk about getting my job back
00:52:03Stand up
00:52:12One sec
00:52:14Stand up
00:52:18Slowly
00:52:19Oh, my God
00:52:22Now don't go and try and do anything funny
00:52:24What?
00:52:27Don't go and try anything funny
00:52:30Sorry?
00:52:37Don't try anything funny
00:52:40What do you want?
00:52:42I don't have a key to the safe
00:52:43Oh, please
00:52:44Put your hands in the air
00:52:45Don't even work here
00:52:47I'm no one
00:52:47Hands up
00:52:48Okay, okay, okay
00:52:49I'm
00:52:50I'm just gonna
00:52:51I'm just gonna put my bag down
00:52:53Hurry up, baby
00:52:55Okay, come on, come on
00:53:01Move
00:53:01You're gonna show me where that key is
00:53:07You could just let us all go
00:53:08Please, you don't have to do this
00:53:10Give me the key
00:53:11Or choose
00:53:12The hostage
00:53:14I'm gonna check it out
00:53:23I'm gonna check it out
00:53:23Hey, what's going on?
00:53:26Silent alarm at the bookstore on Main Street
00:53:28You can't just run out so low
00:53:29There's protocol
00:53:30I need to send a unit
00:53:31Send me
00:53:31No
00:53:33Reynolds
00:53:35I order you to stand down
00:53:38I'm going, Taylor
00:53:39You can't stop me
00:53:40Dispatch, this is Detective Jake Reynolds
00:53:54I'm reporting to the silent alarm on Main Street
00:53:56I've got eyes on the perp
00:53:57He's armed and dangerous
00:53:58Repeat, armed and dangerous
00:54:00Copy, Detective
00:54:01Proceed with sit-rep
00:54:03Over
00:54:03No civilians outside
00:54:04Perimeter's clear
00:54:06Copy
00:54:08Stand by for backup, Detective
00:54:09How many civilians inside?
00:54:11Over
00:54:11Oh my god
00:54:13What the fuck is she doing here?
00:54:16Detective
00:54:17We've called for additional units
00:54:18Do not proceed without backup
00:54:20Detective
00:54:23Detective
00:54:23Please don't do this
00:54:30Please
00:54:31Please don't do this
00:54:33Police, drop your weapon
00:54:35Drop the weapon
00:54:38See, you drop it, asshole
00:54:41Or I'm blowing her head off
00:54:44Calm down
00:54:46No one needs to get hurt
00:54:48Alright?
00:54:50Jake
00:54:51You two know each other
00:54:58Oh, well then you go ahead and drop the gun there, hero
00:55:01Or your little girlfriend here dies today
00:55:04I'm encaging the safety
00:55:06I'm dropping the weapon
00:55:10Kick it over
00:55:15Whatever you want
00:55:17Okay
00:55:23No one needs to get hurt, alright?
00:55:25Alright, keep your hands up
00:55:26Keep your hands up
00:55:27I get it
00:55:29You didn't think we'd be on the scene this quick
00:55:31You're desperate
00:55:33Oh my god, you stay back
00:55:35Just let her go
00:55:36You and I can figure this out together
00:55:39Alright?
00:55:39You don't know anything about me
00:55:41Or what I want
00:55:42You see, she's my ticket out of here
00:55:47Aren't you?
00:55:49Aren't you, sweetheart?
00:55:50And you
00:55:52I don't need you
00:55:56You're an asshole
00:56:22You think?
00:56:23You can say whatever you want
00:56:24It doesn't matter if you hurt people
00:56:29Jake, Jake, stop
00:56:31Wait
00:56:31It's okay, it's okay
00:56:33He's down
00:56:34It's okay
00:56:36It's okay
00:56:38It's okay
00:56:51Thank you
00:56:56Thank you
00:56:57No!
00:57:00No!
00:57:12No!
00:57:13Noelle!
00:57:16Noelle!
00:57:20Noelle.
00:57:23Noelle, can you hear me?
00:57:41Get off me!
00:57:43You're under arrest. You have the right to remain silent.
00:57:46Anything you say can and will be used against you in court of law.
00:57:49You have the right to an attorney.
00:57:51Get off me!
00:58:12Make a promise
00:58:16Noelle Harper, possible head injury.
00:58:18Please be careful with her.
00:58:20It's heavy just breathing through this debate.
00:58:29Start a, come on start a riot.
00:58:36When they love you, the much know is fame, fake or even hate.
00:58:44Don't be scared when the weight paralyzes your state at the gate.
00:58:49Jake?
00:58:50No. It's me.
00:58:55Adam, what are you doing here?
00:58:56Well, when I heard what happened, I rushed right over. How are you feeling?
00:59:09Um...
00:59:11My head hurts.
00:59:14Oh my god, wait, what-
00:59:16You're lucky the bullet only grazed you. And the concussion's mild.
00:59:20You'll be alright soon.
00:59:22You scared me, baby.
00:59:24Adam, I-
00:59:25Oh, hey. It's okay.
00:59:27I'm here.
00:59:28I'm never leaving you again.
00:59:30Adam, no, this doesn't change things.
00:59:32What are you talking about? Of course it does.
00:59:34That prick neighbor of yours almost got you killed.
00:59:37Jake saved me.
00:59:38Well, when are you gonna understand? He doesn't care about you.
00:59:41Not like I do.
00:59:42He's a cop.
00:59:44He's just doing his job.
00:59:46Not very well either.
00:59:51Forget about him.
00:59:53I wanna take care of you.
00:59:56I want you to be my girlfriend.
01:00:01God, I spent a whole year hoping you'd say those words.
01:00:06So?
01:00:08Is that a yes?
01:00:09I told you we were done, Adam.
01:00:12And since you've never respected me, I can't say that I'm surprised you didn't hear me the first time.
01:00:16Noelle-
01:00:17No, it's over, Adam.
01:00:19Forever.
01:00:20Noelle-
01:00:21Noelle-
01:00:22Noelle-
01:00:23Noelle-
01:00:25For you.
01:00:26It felt right.
01:00:29Noelle-
01:00:33Noelle-
01:00:34Jakey, Jakey, oh my goodness, your message scared me half to death, you okay?
01:00:44I'm fine, you didn't have to come.
01:00:47Of course I did, how's Noel?
01:00:52I'm not sure, I haven't seen her since the ambulance took her to the hospital last night.
01:00:58Jake, you haven't gone to see her?
01:01:00I can't go back to the hospital again, I just can't.
01:01:06Oh, you can, and you will.
01:01:10I almost lost her, I can't go through that again.
01:01:15I know you're scared, but if you don't go, you will lose her, and pushing Noel away will not bring your parents back.
01:01:26Excuse me, Reynolds, can I speak with you?
01:01:30How fucking dare you?
01:01:46You really want to do this right now?
01:01:48Should I just fire you instead?
01:01:49Fire me?
01:01:51Are you kidding?
01:01:52You broke rank.
01:01:54You disobeyed orders.
01:01:55You ran into that bookstore with no plan and no backup.
01:01:58Tell me why I shouldn't tell all this to the chief right now and end your career.
01:02:04Don't bother.
01:02:05I quit.
01:02:06You really think you're going to get a job at any other station after I report you?
01:02:14What if I report you?
01:02:16What if I tell the chief that not only did you abuse police resources by letting your personal feelings about Noel cloud your judgment,
01:02:24you also knowingly hindered an ongoing investigation by telling an officer to stand down.
01:02:28Obstruction of justice is a very serious crime, Officer Walters.
01:02:34You're bluffing.
01:02:36You would never do that.
01:02:38You want to bet?
01:02:43That's what I thought.
01:02:46Excuse me.
01:02:47Knock, knock.
01:02:58And Shelly.
01:02:59How did you know I was here?
01:03:01Jake told me.
01:03:04Um, where is he?
01:03:07He's working.
01:03:09Right, right.
01:03:11Of course.
01:03:12I'm sorry.
01:03:13Hospitals are hard for him.
01:03:15But I come with good news.
01:03:18What is it?
01:03:18I spoke with a friend of mine and his school is hiring.
01:03:22They need a researcher for their librarian.
01:03:25I would love to help you get your foot in the door.
01:03:27Yes.
01:03:28No, no, I want it.
01:03:29I was hoping you'd say that.
01:03:31You have an interview on Monday.
01:03:32Aunt Shelly, I don't know how to thank you.
01:03:35Of course.
01:03:37Your family.
01:03:37Your family.
01:03:45Aunt Shelly, can I speak with Noelle Lung for a moment?
01:03:55How are you feeling?
01:03:58Okay.
01:04:01Concussed.
01:04:02Well, I got you something.
01:04:07But maybe you should hold off because the headache wears off.
01:04:11Oh my god.
01:04:27How did you?
01:04:28My parents' library.
01:04:32Aunt Shelly wasn't kidding.
01:04:33I forgot how extensive it was.
01:04:34Seriously, it takes up a whole storage unit.
01:04:39You didn't have to.
01:04:40Yes, I did.
01:04:48Noelle, I've, um...
01:04:51I've avoided my feelings.
01:04:54All my feelings.
01:04:55For...
01:04:57A very long time.
01:05:03When my parents died, I...
01:05:05I didn't know what I wanted.
01:05:10I just knew I didn't want to feel that pain again.
01:05:15I told myself I would do anything not to feel it.
01:05:19But last night...
01:05:21When I carried you out of that building...
01:05:25I felt that pain.
01:05:29Loving someone means living with the risk of losing them.
01:05:32And that scares the shit out of me.
01:05:41But so does the idea of living without you.
01:05:46I want to be with you, Noelle.
01:05:50I love you.
01:05:51I'm in love with you.
01:06:03So what do you say?
01:06:07Do you want to be my girlfriend?
01:06:08I have two offers in one day.
01:06:13I'm sure I tried getting concussed sooner.
01:06:17Two?
01:06:20Was that it me?
01:06:21Mm-hmm.
01:06:26What'd you say to him?
01:06:27I told him to leave me alone.
01:06:33Forever.
01:06:37And what do you say to me?
01:06:41Um...
01:06:41Hmm.
01:06:42I need to think about it.
01:06:45Yeah, that's fine.
01:06:46Take your time.
01:06:46Okay, let's do it.
01:06:52Really?
01:06:53Of course, you idiot.
01:07:11I love you too, by the way.
01:07:14Do it.
01:07:14Hey!
01:07:16So I guess you are a relationship guy after all, huh?
01:07:21Oh, Taylor's gonna be pissed.
01:07:26I quit this morning.
01:07:31What?
01:07:31No, Jake, I don't want you to have to choose between...
01:07:34I'm not.
01:07:37I became a cop because I wanted to help people.
01:07:41To protect and to serve.
01:07:43But all that department cared about was meeting quota and glad-handing donors.
01:07:49I mean, they didn't give a shit about good police work.
01:07:56So I'm gonna become a private investigator.
01:07:58I'll talk to you later.
01:08:00Not everything's about you, you know?
01:08:02Hey!
01:08:05Okay, all right.
01:08:05Well, maybe it was a little bit about you.
01:08:09Being a PI is just safer.
01:08:11And...
01:08:12I want to be around
01:08:15for a long time
01:08:16for the people I love
01:08:18I'm ready to go home now
01:08:35I already am
01:08:42but it don't work out
01:08:44when you cry at least
01:08:46a hundred times
01:08:47and you feel so stuck
01:08:49but you can't get out
01:08:51just remember
01:08:53there will come a day
01:08:57when it all works out
01:08:59and you let me know
01:09:01howdy neighbor
01:09:02if you hold on now
01:09:06and remember
01:09:08the theory wears up from here
01:09:12guys you smell good
01:09:18thanks
01:09:19I've showered
01:09:21so those pipes are working well huh
01:09:23yeah better than ever
01:09:25see you after work
01:09:28yeah
01:09:29swing by and make the burgers
01:09:31oh yum
01:09:32see there are perks to date the guy next door
01:09:35unless we break up
01:09:38then it'll get real awkward
01:09:40you'll have to move out
01:09:41see the thing about that is
01:09:44I was counting at first
01:09:46I'm not leaving
01:09:48well then I guess we should never break up
01:09:53deal
01:09:56deal
01:09:59deal
01:10:09deal
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