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Yes, Chef Full Movie
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00:00:00Hey, are you lost?
00:00:21You're pretty.
00:00:23What do you want?
00:00:25Nothing.
00:00:26Just to get to know you.
00:00:27You want to see what I got?
00:00:30No.
00:00:31Help me!
00:00:32Calm down.
00:00:33Let's see what you've got under those baggy clothes.
00:00:37Don't touch me!
00:00:38Leave me alone!
00:00:39Oh, paper spray!
00:00:40Stop!
00:00:41Stop!
00:00:42Stop!
00:00:43Don't touch me!
00:00:44Stop!
00:00:45Stop!
00:00:46Stop!
00:00:47Stop!
00:00:48Stop!
00:00:49Stop!
00:00:50Stop!
00:00:51Stop!
00:00:52Stop!
00:00:53Stop!
00:00:54Stop!
00:00:55Stop!
00:00:56Stop!
00:00:57Stop!
00:00:58Stop!
00:00:59Stop!
00:01:00Stop!
00:01:01Run!
00:01:02Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:01:04Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:01:34What the fuck were you doing loitering me on my restaurant?
00:01:39I'm April Goodspeed, chef.
00:01:42Your sister sent me here for an interview today.
00:01:45What?
00:01:46You're April?
00:01:48Yes, chef.
00:01:54Give me your hand.
00:02:00Is this really the same little girl from my sister's bakery?
00:02:04Don't move.
00:02:11You look different.
00:02:14Yeah, so do you.
00:02:19Why are you looking at me like that?
00:02:23Ow!
00:02:24Come on, what the hell?
00:02:26You think that hurts? How do you expect to work in a kitchen?
00:02:35I can handle the pain, Chef.
00:02:38Yeah, I saw.
00:02:40Anyway, you're wasting your time. You were never last here.
00:02:44No. No, I know how to cook, Chef.
00:02:47Here, look at my resume.
00:02:56So you worked at a few places with stars.
00:03:00So what, kid?
00:03:01Just, just give me a chance.
00:03:04Okay, that's all I'm asking. I'll do anything.
00:03:07I don't know what my sister told you, but this place will break you.
00:03:10And I don't have time to clean up the fucking pieces.
00:03:12Just one chance, Chef.
00:03:13That's all I'm asking.
00:03:18Get your shit and go, kid.
00:03:20Stop calling me that!
00:03:22I'm not a fucking kid anymore!
00:03:23You know, your sister told me that you turned into a fucking asshole,
00:03:28but I didn't want to believe it.
00:03:318 a.m. tomorrow.
00:03:33You got one chance, kid.
00:03:45Hi, are my results in?
00:03:47Yes, Miss Godspeed.
00:03:49I'm so sorry, but you'll need to come in so we can discuss options.
00:03:53As most of you know, the rules in my kitchen are simple.
00:04:04Everyone gets three strikes.
00:04:06On your third, you're out on your fucking ass.
00:04:08Heard!
00:04:09Yes, Chef!
00:04:10Yes, Chef!
00:04:11Heard!
00:04:11Yes, Chef!
00:04:12I expect total perfection.
00:04:14No excuses.
00:04:15This is the only thing I care about.
00:04:17If you fuck up my world, you are gone.
00:04:19Heard!
00:04:19Yes, Chef!
00:04:20At the end of the month, I will be choosing a new sous chef.
00:04:23I only hire the best.
00:04:24I will choose the best.
00:04:28Heard!
00:04:29Yes, Chef!
00:04:30Take a shot.
00:04:30Get to work.
00:04:31Let's fucking go.
00:04:32The cancer's come back.
00:04:42The good news is we caught it early this time, and there's still hope for you, of course.
00:04:47What can I do?
00:04:49There's a new pill.
00:04:50Well, it's experimental, very expensive, but it's your only option at the moment.
00:05:03How expensive.
00:05:06Hey!
00:05:10Are you fucking listening to me, kid?
00:05:12Yes, Chef.
00:05:13Do not think I will treat you different because you know my fucking sister.
00:05:17No one gets special treatment here.
00:05:20No one.
00:05:21You prove yourself every inch of the fucking way.
00:05:24Heard?
00:05:26Yes, Chef.
00:05:28Chef, uh...
00:05:29Fucking what do you want?
00:05:33Who's this?
00:05:36Our new stash.
00:05:41Hmm.
00:05:43A little pretty for a cook, now.
00:05:47I bet you don't last your two days.
00:05:50Oh, my God.
00:06:01You're going to get very familiar with this kid.
00:06:09Who's the new bitch?
00:06:11I have no idea, but she's got to go.
00:06:13The sauce is ready.
00:06:21The sauce is ready.
00:06:21Maybe he's not as bad as I thought.
00:06:46Clean up your fucking mess.
00:06:48Death's strike one.
00:06:58Come with me.
00:07:07I can't wear that in my kitchen.
00:07:08Take it off.
00:07:08Holy shit.
00:07:22Yes, please.
00:07:29Why are you looking at me like that?
00:07:31I mean, I just didn't realize.
00:07:38Never mind.
00:07:40Canard Coco Rose.
00:07:42My first award-winning dish.
00:07:43I thought of it at my mother's funeral.
00:07:45It was her favorite flower.
00:07:47We are all pirates.
00:07:48Where I'm fucking from.
00:07:49What I do and what I've done.
00:07:51How I live.
00:07:52Everything that you fucking see around you is who I am.
00:07:59Do not fuck with my world.
00:08:02What's the fucking door, kid?
00:08:27We don't need a show.
00:08:28We don't need a show.
00:08:57Chef, I deserve a chance.
00:09:13Maybe you're the potato girl now.
00:09:14I am better than peeling fucking potatoes, and you know that.
00:09:18Is that right?
00:09:27Yes.
00:09:28That's right.
00:09:30We'll see.
00:09:31You have five minutes to make me the best omelet I've ever had.
00:09:39We'll fucking get going.
00:09:41I need your station, chef.
00:09:57Can I?
00:09:58We'll see you next time.
00:09:59We'll see you next time.
00:10:00We'll see you next time.
00:10:2810 seconds.
00:10:349, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
00:10:46Oh!
00:10:48Oh!
00:10:48What the fuck is this?
00:10:58Are those potato chips?
00:10:59What the fuck is this?
00:11:00Are those potato chips?
00:11:01What was it?
00:11:18This is not an omelet.
00:11:21It doesn't fucking matter how it tastes.
00:11:23You know it's good.
00:11:25You just don't want to admit it.
00:11:26I wouldn't feed it to a dog.
00:11:28God, you really are just an asshole, aren't you?
00:11:33The only reason you are fucking here is because you know my sister.
00:11:37You are a shit crook.
00:11:43Oh my god.
00:11:45Chef, I'm...
00:11:46Strike two. Get the fuck out of my...
00:11:47I am so sorry, chef.
00:11:49Get out.
00:11:58I am so sorry.
00:12:28What are you doing here?
00:12:30You said you were leaving.
00:12:32Is that how you talk to your fiancé?
00:12:34This is my apartment.
00:12:37I'm not going nowhere.
00:12:39You are a cheating, lying, druggy piece of shit.
00:12:45You said I could stay the rest of the month.
00:12:48Well, you can.
00:12:51With me, babe.
00:12:58Where the fuck are you going?
00:13:07I am not staying here with you.
00:13:17What the stupid chef shit ate for?
00:13:21Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:13:23You shouldn't be working anyway.
00:13:26You're not well.
00:13:27I'm going to take you all of me.
00:13:30Come on, baby.
00:13:32We're going to get married, you know?
00:13:35It's the only way to get your inheritance.
00:13:39The money is for my future children.
00:13:43I couldn't get it even if I wanted to.
00:13:50We can fake the pregnancy.
00:13:53It'll be easy.
00:13:55Baby, don't be stupid.
00:14:04You're sick, remember?
00:14:09Who the fuck is going to want you?
00:14:13I will never marry you.
00:14:17you
00:14:47Just fire her, Fabian, before it's too late
00:15:13I'm up, I'm up
00:15:15Do you have any idea how many health code violations you just broke?
00:15:18I'm sorry, Chef
00:15:19I just
00:15:21I don't have a place to stay right now
00:15:24I don't give a flying fuck
00:15:26about your person
00:15:27What the fuck is this?
00:15:42It's nothing, Chef
00:15:44My, my ex, he
00:15:46It's nothing
00:15:50He hit her
00:15:52That bastard hit her
00:15:54Where does he live?
00:15:58No
00:15:59No, Chef, I, I don't need your help
00:16:01Don't worry, I'll find out
00:16:02No, stop
00:16:03I can handle myself
00:16:04I don't, I don't need to
00:16:06Help
00:16:07Abram, Abram, what's going on?
00:16:10Hey, hey, hey
00:16:11Hey
00:16:11Oh, come on
00:16:13What happened to her?
00:16:24She's quite sick, Mr. Larratt
00:16:26It's a rare cancer that's been recurring in her
00:16:29We prescribed her medication, but she said she couldn't afford it
00:16:32She has cancer
00:16:34Why wouldn't she tell me?
00:16:37You'll excuse me, I'll be right back
00:16:39It's not as bad as it looks
00:16:59You've fainted in my kitchen
00:17:01I think it's pretty bad
00:17:03Lay back down
00:17:11Why didn't you tell me?
00:17:20Because it's none of your business
00:17:22I don't need anyone's help
00:17:25Well, too fucking bad
00:17:27I paid your bills
00:17:29You're going to take that medication
00:17:31And you're going to get back
00:17:32I told you I don't need your money
00:17:34I'm not some charity case
00:17:37I'm not fucking giving it to you
00:17:38I'm lending it
00:17:39You are going to pay me back
00:17:42Every fucking cent in blood and sweat
00:17:45What?
00:17:48Tonight's your first night, kid
00:17:49Buckle up
00:17:51You really think you can survive in my kitchen?
00:17:58Just wait and see, chef
00:18:00Jean-Luc, you have two pork chops
00:18:06Five filet all day
00:18:07Two medium
00:18:08Two medium rare
00:18:09One black and blue
00:18:10Pittsburgh, I want to smell that fucking char
00:18:12Heard!
00:18:13Yes, chef
00:18:13Hands!
00:18:17Ronnie, I got five limous moush all day
00:18:20Heard!
00:18:21Heard!
00:18:22Yes, chef!
00:18:23April, you have three scallops
00:18:25Two octopus
00:18:25Four mushroom
00:18:26And a halibut
00:18:27I don't think you're going to fucking make it, kid
00:18:29You stop fucking calling me kid
00:18:31I've been hanging the meat
00:18:33Hey, get it off the fire
00:18:40Get the fuck off my line
00:18:43Out of my kitchen
00:18:44Now, go
00:18:45She's going to cry
00:18:49Oh, I think she's going to fucking cry
00:18:51Stick to baking, whore
00:18:59Is this the right place for someone in your condition?
00:19:11I told you not to ever talk about them again
00:19:15You said no special treatment, remember?
00:19:19Why do you want to work here?
00:19:29Because you're the best chef in the world
00:19:32You're just an asshole
00:19:36Watch it, kid
00:19:37You call me kid
00:19:42But I see the way that you look at me
00:19:46I don't look at you anyway
00:19:52Sure you do
00:19:55You look at me
00:19:58Like I could be your last meal
00:20:01You can never handle me again
00:20:08So get it out of your head
00:20:11I know you want me
00:20:14So just do it
00:20:16What is this?
00:20:27You can't learn to cook
00:20:29If you're living in your car
00:20:30Now, can you?
00:20:32What?
00:20:34No
00:20:34No, I'm not living with you
00:20:37My place is close
00:20:38You'll stay with me
00:20:39You're not going back to your fucking ex
00:20:41Chef
00:20:43Am I interrupting something?
00:20:50There's a VIP who wants to meet with you
00:20:52Tell him to wait
00:20:53Tell him I'm with my new protege
00:20:57Protege?
00:21:04Me?
00:21:09Fine
00:21:10Fine
00:21:13I'll stay with you
00:21:15But
00:21:16Only until I find my own place
00:21:19Then I'm leaving
00:21:21Got it?
00:21:27I think I'll survive, kid
00:21:32I think I'll survive, kid
00:21:32God
00:21:49I hope he's not home
00:21:51Shit
00:21:56Shit
00:22:10good morning um i'm i'm just checking out your sink
00:22:32it's a good one sink wise what are you doing
00:22:39if you're going to be living here you're going to obey my rules
00:22:48one you will come right back here after work what
00:22:58two you will do exactly as i say you can't and three
00:23:07you will stay far away from that dumb fucking boyfriend
00:23:13he's trouble you don't own me when you're not working you will be
00:23:19practicing this kitchen has everything you need
00:23:22no excuses practice until you are perfect
00:23:28and what if i don't want to be perfect what if i don't want to live by your rules
00:23:34you can go back to living in your fucking core
00:23:38you get a move on you're gonna be late
00:23:47stop acting like you don't want me
00:23:53you have no idea what you're doing
00:24:02you're playing a fire kid
00:24:13get to work
00:24:30how is she still here
00:24:51i have no idea it's been five goddamn years
00:24:55i've paid my dues it's my time to move a sous chef not this bitch
00:25:00i think it's time to get rid of her
00:25:03that's what i was thinking
00:25:06i think i have an idea
00:25:11should
00:25:13ignoring me is better than throwing me into a pot of sauce i guess
00:25:21oh shit here it comes
00:25:27hey new meat
00:25:29you're on trash duty today
00:25:32think you can handle it
00:25:34okay
00:25:37that wasn't so bad
00:25:40hey
00:26:01fuck my life
00:26:12i like that huh
00:26:20yeah right on target huh
00:26:28oh my god
00:26:42oh my god
00:26:43oh my god
00:26:46oh baby huh
00:26:48hey just save yourself the time and quit already
00:26:50you'll never have what it takes to work here
00:26:52oh my god
00:26:54i ordered wild cup
00:26:55maybe call your mama
00:26:57fuck
00:26:58oh my god
00:26:59april
00:27:00you better cry
00:27:01oh my god
00:27:02april
00:27:04shut the fuck up you guys
00:27:10are you still in my fucking clock
00:27:11get inside and get to work
00:27:13one fuck up tonight and you're on dish pit duty for the rest of the fucking year
00:27:16it's you too jean luke get the fuck out of here
00:27:19what ronnie what
00:27:21fucking serious
00:27:25you don't know the fucking difference
00:27:32then why do i fucking order from you
00:27:34god
00:27:35fuck
00:27:36i'll just shower quick before jeff gets home
00:27:52and i'll leave
00:27:53april
00:28:23me. Call me back now. Where the hell are you? I knew you'd be back. Where do you have a gun Jeff?
00:28:44I need that money, April. Like, real bad. I told you I can't get it without a child.
00:28:58Well, maybe we should make one. Right now.
00:29:03No. Come here. Are you okay? What are you going to do with that, Grants?
00:29:29April, are you seriously fucking this old guy?
00:29:33Get the fuck out.
00:29:46Watch your back, Grants.
00:29:50Be seeing you, kid.
00:30:01What the fuck were you thinking?
00:30:02I just wanted to shower.
00:30:05I told you to stay away from him. He could have killed you. Or worse.
00:30:10Why are you here?
00:30:12Don't you get it? I'm trying to protect you.
00:30:18Just a kid.
00:30:19That's just an excuse.
00:30:22Because you're scared.
00:30:24You don't know me.
00:30:25And you have no idea what I would do to you.
00:30:30And you don't know me.
00:30:34I'm not a kid anymore.
00:30:38Move it.
00:30:38So, is that it?
00:30:58You want to fuck me?
00:31:00Yes, chef.
00:31:01I want you to do whatever you want to me.
00:31:04I want you to do whatever you want to me.
00:31:04From now on, you do exactly as I say.
00:31:28As far as you're concerned, you belong to me.
00:31:36Got it?
00:31:39Yes, chef.
00:31:44Good.
00:31:46Get your shit.
00:31:49You're never coming back to this fucking place.
00:31:51So, he just showed up and started beating the crap out of Jeff.
00:32:11He just showed up at your place?
00:32:13Yeah.
00:32:14He's crazy.
00:32:15He doesn't care.
00:32:16He thinks that he's protecting me or something.
00:32:19I mean, he's a great chef, but he's also...
00:32:23He's also what?
00:32:28Just be careful.
00:32:30I've heard some things about his past.
00:32:36I don't know.
00:32:37I just...
00:32:38I want him to respect me as a cook.
00:32:41Not to see me as a child, you know?
00:32:45April, he's been higher on everyone.
00:32:47I should see my first week here.
00:32:49I need to find a way to show him that I'm grown up now.
00:32:55What you gonna do?
00:33:00I don't know how much longer I have on this planet.
00:33:05Might as well follow my heart.
00:33:06You're early.
00:33:29I want you to teach me.
00:33:33Now?
00:33:41Now.
00:33:43You ever make pasta?
00:33:46Yes, chef.
00:33:46Well, now you're going to learn how to do it the right way.
00:34:06Now, you.
00:34:07Am I doing good, chef?
00:34:15Am I doing good, chef?
00:34:25What are you doing?
00:34:27What?
00:34:28Do you want to learn, or do you want to play?
00:34:31Why can't we make time for both?
00:34:33We got delivery here.
00:34:47We've got delivery here.
00:34:57Hey, Dan.
00:34:59Jeff, what are you doing here?
00:35:03You know what I'm doing here.
00:35:05I told you I don't have the money.
00:35:07Well, I'm going to need you to get it.
00:35:10Can't wait any longer.
00:35:15What are you going to do with that, huh?
00:35:17Jeff, you need to leave now.
00:35:22What?
00:35:26I'm going to need you to leave.
00:35:28I'm going to need you to leave.
00:35:29I want that fucking money.
00:35:31And I wear my fucking hands for fucking Friday.
00:35:33I will come back here and you will not be this fucking nice.
00:35:37Got it?
00:35:41I'm just a smell.
00:35:42We're going to make it, baby.
00:35:49You just got to trust me, okay?
00:35:55What did I fucking kill you?
00:36:00No!
00:36:00Next time, it goes in your fucking head.
00:36:23What the fuck?
00:36:24I was trying to protect you.
00:36:25I don't need you to fight my battles for me.
00:36:28I'm an adult.
00:36:29You are a fucking child.
00:36:35Why can't you see I'm just trying to help you?
00:36:38What?
00:36:39Go on me.
00:36:43What?
00:36:44Why?
00:36:45He still thinks I'm a child.
00:36:59Eat your heart out, chef.
00:37:00What is it?
00:37:28What is it?
00:37:28Would you maybe want to watch a movie with me?
00:37:33Can't.
00:37:34Meeting someone.
00:37:36He has a date?
00:37:38Oh.
00:37:40With whom?
00:37:41How is that any of your business?
00:37:50Ow!
00:37:51Ow!
00:37:51I wish you could stay here with me.
00:38:03One movie.
00:38:18What are you doing?
00:38:19What are you doing?
00:38:21I'm just getting comfortable.
00:38:24Do you get the hint now?
00:38:29April?
00:38:31What?
00:38:33I thought we were watching a movie.
00:38:37We are.
00:38:43Do you think I don't know what you're doing?
00:38:45What do you mean?
00:38:46What do you think is going to happen?
00:38:55I think if you were a real man, you'd fuck me right here, right now.
00:39:06Is that what you want?
00:39:16Is that what you want?
00:39:17Yes, chef.
00:39:20You really think I'd fit the 20-0?
00:39:22I'm telling you, I want it.
00:39:25What do you think?
00:39:39Did you?
00:39:44No.
00:39:48No.
00:39:50where are you i'm here i can't make it tonight you're with her aren't you
00:40:04fuck i don't have time for this just say it
00:40:08i'm with her you said we were gonna talk tonight
00:40:20listen we're business partners lola that's all we're ever gonna be from now on don't call
00:40:26me at home
00:40:29you just made the worst decision of your life chef wait until you see what i'm gonna do
00:40:50and that little bitch of yours
00:40:57what are you doing i had a bad dream
00:41:18can i stay with you
00:41:25fine
00:41:27what just for tonight
00:41:34no
00:41:41no
00:41:43what are you doing
00:41:50what are you doing
00:42:07sorry
00:42:08did we have sex
00:42:14no
00:42:15you would know if we had sex
00:42:21well he isn't wrong
00:42:23i wasn't done
00:42:30enough
00:42:38enough kid
00:42:39it's like this every morning
00:42:41you're not special
00:42:42fine
00:42:43whatever
00:42:44where are you going
00:42:48to make you breakfast
00:42:55to make you breakfast
00:43:02o
00:43:09no
00:43:11no
00:43:13you
00:43:15Can I help you?
00:43:40Oh, um, I was just, I...
00:43:45Weren't you wearing pants?
00:43:54You don't like it?
00:43:59What do you want right now?
00:44:06I want to do very, very bad things to you.
00:44:11No.
00:44:23No.
00:44:27That was a mistake.
00:44:28It can't happen again.
00:44:33I want to do very, very bad things to you.
00:44:45Oh, my God.
00:44:48Okay.
00:44:49So, I went to his room and I was all like, I had a nightmare.
00:44:56And he let me crawl into bed with him.
00:45:01And, um...
00:45:01Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:45:05You almost fucked Fabien Laurent.
00:45:12He's old enough to be your father.
00:45:14Well...
00:45:15Well, what?
00:45:16Are you crazy?
00:45:17I touched his penis.
00:45:20Go on.
00:45:25It's huge.
00:45:33How huge?
00:45:35Like huge!
00:45:36My girl!
00:45:38I would be in trouble!
00:45:39Big!
00:45:41God, I can't stop thinking about it.
00:45:44Are you starting to have feelings for him?
00:45:46I don't know.
00:45:52Maybe...
00:45:54Does he know?
00:46:07Come on, I didn't.
00:46:09Three.
00:46:12He's Jeff.
00:46:14Not now.
00:46:14No.
00:46:16John Goldman just made a reservation for tonight.
00:46:19What?
00:46:20You know, just the most food-followed critic in the world.
00:46:25And you're just telling me about this fucking now?
00:46:27I just found out myself.
00:46:33Do you think you can handle it, Jeff?
00:46:35Fuck off, of course I can handle it.
00:46:37He's an asshole.
00:46:39Well, feed the asshole and he will fucking leave.
00:46:43Who the fuck puts this back?
00:46:45Drink it, you fucking pussy!
00:46:47His review could make or break us, so don't fuck it up.
00:46:51I'm fucking aware of that, Lola.
00:46:53Cut the bullshit.
00:46:59Seven.
00:47:02Hey.
00:47:07What happened to us?
00:47:08There is no us.
00:47:16There is no us.
00:47:30No fuck.
00:47:31No.
00:47:32I don't.
00:47:32Never do that again.
00:47:40Oh, don't fight it, Jeff.
00:47:43You're gonna be mine again.
00:47:46Promise you that.
00:47:47Tonight, we must be perfect.
00:47:54No mistakes.
00:47:55This critic is ruthless.
00:47:56He is an attention-hungry little cocksucker.
00:47:58And we must fucking please him.
00:48:00Rachel, call all your pretty friends.
00:48:02Surround Goldman with him.
00:48:03Get him drinking.
00:48:04Bill's on me.
00:48:05Yes, Jeff.
00:48:06April.
00:48:09You're on saute tonight.
00:48:10Jeff, but that's my station.
00:48:14Not tonight.
00:48:17Jeff, but-
00:48:18Shut the fuck up, Ronnie.
00:48:24Stations, let's go!
00:48:25Yes, Jeff!
00:48:30I don't know who the fuck you think you are,
00:48:32but this chef job is mine.
00:48:35Stay the fuck out of my way, Numi.
00:48:37Thank you, Chef.
00:48:57Thank you, Chef.
00:49:03Good evening, Mr. Goldman.
00:49:04Thank you for coming back to us.
00:49:06Hello, Lola.
00:49:08Hey, please.
00:49:09Let me look after your coat.
00:49:12Of course.
00:49:13Hmm.
00:49:14I see you've purchased some better wines.
00:49:17Absolutely, sir.
00:49:18May I offer you the best seat in the house for you,
00:49:21as per usual?
00:49:27May I interest you in some stiller sparkling water?
00:49:30Look, I've got two hours to get to the feet.
00:49:32Can we get on with it, please?
00:49:34Absolutely, sir.
00:49:35The chef has something very special waiting for you tonight.
00:49:39He's working?
00:49:39He's not drunk for a change?
00:49:41No, sir.
00:49:42He is here and ready to make you very happy.
00:49:47You're still here?
00:49:49Not anymore, sir.
00:49:54He's here.
00:49:55Okay, he's here.
00:49:57The motherfucker's here.
00:49:59Let's fucking go!
00:50:01Jean-Luc, where's my fucking nosh?
00:50:03What's that?
00:50:05Behind.
00:50:07Behind.
00:50:09Ronnie, how's that fucking soup?
00:50:11Yes, Chef.
00:50:12Fence!
00:50:21And I have salad, sir.
00:50:23Half an hour for a salad?
00:50:26Hope you enjoy it, sir.
00:50:27No dressing.
00:50:29No seasoning.
00:50:32Blanders are always the best.
00:50:37You happy with this?
00:50:38If you're happy, sir, I'm happy.
00:50:40I wouldn't be.
00:50:43Chef, where's my tuna tartare?
00:50:45Got it, Chef.
00:50:59You're going to watch me eat it?
00:51:00Absolutely not, sir.
00:51:01Our best in the house, sir.
00:51:19Not the cheap slop the chef drinks out.
00:51:22Opus, sir.
00:51:24Trying to get me drunk on you again, Lola?
00:51:26Oh, you know me, sir.
00:51:28No, no, you...
00:51:29Please, more.
00:51:30Oh, absolutely.
00:51:38Enjoy, sir.
00:51:48April, can you give me a hand?
00:51:49I'm in the weeds.
00:51:51Are you?
00:51:51Yeah, yeah, of course.
00:51:52Hang on.
00:51:53April, how's my risotto?
00:52:09Coming, Chef.
00:52:12What's he say?
00:52:13Hey, risotto, let's go.
00:52:17Bing, come in, Chef.
00:52:26Did you taste it?
00:52:28Of course, Chef.
00:52:29Great job, Ken.
00:52:37Hands.
00:52:42Back to your station.
00:52:44Yes, Chef.
00:52:47And last but not least,
00:52:49mushroom risotto
00:52:51with white truffles.
00:52:53Two years,
00:52:55the same three dishes.
00:52:57Chef, it must be a bit bored.
00:52:59Good.
00:53:24Uh, Urgh.
00:53:24Um, uh, uh, uh, uh.
00:53:26Sir?
00:53:41You're a fucking asshole. What's wrong with it?
00:53:48You try it.
00:53:56I've been here up.
00:54:16Well, yeah.
00:54:18Enough to kill a fucking elephant.
00:54:21What the hell's going on in the kitchen back there, chef?
00:54:26Mr. Goldmidge.
00:54:34John, please give us another chance.
00:54:37Any night you'd like, maybe?
00:54:41This used to be the best restaurant in the world.
00:54:45I think we all know those days are long gone.
00:54:49Yes, chef?
00:54:56Everyone's fucking out.
00:55:06Now.
00:55:11No.
00:55:12Not you.
00:55:16What?
00:55:18Was it you?
00:55:20What are you talking about?
00:55:22What the hell, chef?
00:55:29There are still guests out there.
00:55:31Or how about you?
00:55:33Did you fuck with my risotto?
00:55:36Are you trying to ruin me?
00:55:38What are you talking about?
00:55:40Did you fuck with it?
00:55:43You're just fucking crazy.
00:55:56Someone fucked with my food.
00:55:59I want to know who I...
00:56:01That is not mine.
00:56:27I swear.
00:56:28I swear.
00:56:29How do I know that?
00:56:34I don't know.
00:56:35Come on.
00:57:05Get rid of her, Fabian.
00:57:16She's a distraction, and you're only going to break her heart.
00:57:24Strike three, kid.
00:57:26You're fired.
00:57:28Get the fuck out of my kitchen.
00:57:35Get the fuck out of my kitchen.
00:58:05Get the fuck out of my kitchen.
00:58:07Shut up.
00:58:09I came to see how's April doing?
00:58:11She's incredible, right?
00:58:13Well, I fired her tonight, so...
00:58:17Wait, what?
00:58:19She fucked up.
00:58:21No special treatment in my kitchen.
00:58:23She fucking knows that.
00:58:25You fucking know that.
00:58:27Fabian, you can't fire her.
00:58:29Okay, Mom. Why not?
00:58:31Apart from being an excellent chef,
00:58:33and you of all people know it.
00:58:35She's right.
00:58:37You know you can't let her go.
00:58:39What are you doing?
00:58:41What does it look like?
00:58:43Why would I ever want to stay here with you?
00:58:45Why would I ever want to stay here with you?
00:58:49Why would I ever want to stay here with you?
00:58:51Why would I ever want to stay here with you?
00:58:55Why would I ever want to stay here with me?
00:58:57Why would I ever want to stay here with you?
00:58:59Why would I ever want to stay here with you?
00:59:05Why would I ever want to stay here with you?
00:59:15Why would I ever want to stay here with you?
00:59:21Why would I ever want to stay here with you?
00:59:25Oh, my God.
00:59:55Wait. Wait, why did you stop? No, no, no.
01:00:05I'm in a new menu.
01:00:08You ain't helping me make it.
01:00:12What the fuck?
01:00:25Yeah.
01:00:38Mm-hmm.
01:00:40That is so good.
01:00:42I know.
01:00:43Oh, God.
01:00:55What is this?
01:00:58Not everything has to be perfect.
01:01:01Taste it.
01:01:02Keep going.
01:01:28I'll be back before service.
01:01:30Okay.
01:01:47Mm-hmm.
01:01:49That's yummy.
01:01:50What are you doing here?
01:01:52I'm just trying to work.
01:01:54Oh, aren't you an entire little bit?
01:01:56Just let me work.
01:01:58You really think you have a shot with him, don't you?
01:02:02I have no idea what you're talking about.
01:02:04He was mine first, yeah?
01:02:05Well, he's not anymore.
01:02:08So, you know he killed someone for me once?
01:02:13Yeah.
01:02:15He loves me that much.
01:02:17And we're gonna get married.
01:02:19And you're gonna go back to wherever the fucking red fucking hole town you're from.
01:02:24You know, that might be true.
01:02:31But, um...
01:02:34He did go down on me last night.
01:02:39So...
01:02:39You...
01:02:41Ah!
01:02:42Ah!
01:02:43Ah!
01:02:43Ah!
01:02:45Ah!
01:02:45Ah!
01:02:46Ah!
01:02:47Ah!
01:02:48Ah!
01:02:48Ah!
01:02:51Oh, my God!
01:02:53What is wrong with you?
01:02:55No! Stop!
01:02:57Get in there!
01:02:59No! Let me out!
01:03:01Help! Help me!
01:03:03No! Help! Let me out!
01:03:23April?
01:03:33April?
01:03:47Hey!
01:03:49Have you seen April?
01:03:51Probably just cooling down after last night
01:03:53Sure
01:04:21Oh
01:04:49hi
01:04:57hi
01:04:59am I
01:05:02naked
01:05:03yes
01:05:06are you
01:05:08naked
01:05:10yes
01:05:12okay
01:05:16um
01:05:20why
01:05:21you were freezing to death
01:05:25it was the only way to warm you up
01:05:28right
01:05:31where are you going
01:05:38don't worry about
01:05:46what the fuck londa
01:05:57what
01:05:58you could have killed her
01:05:59oh calm down
01:06:01it was a joke
01:06:02i was gonna let her out
01:06:03this is your last warning
01:06:05stay the fuck
01:06:06away from her
01:06:07i would be less stressed about your new piece of ass
01:06:10and more about the review tonight
01:06:12yeah
01:06:13i convinced goldman to come back tonight
01:06:16so
01:06:17you better don't fuck this up
01:06:20this is my restaurant too
01:06:21oh
01:06:23and i'll just stress you out
01:06:24chef
01:06:25but we're fully booked for tonight
01:06:27don't fucking touch it
01:06:37april
01:06:40you're my sous chef tonight
01:06:42let's see what you got kid
01:06:43thank you for coming back
01:07:05john
01:07:06this is that last chance you begged me for
01:07:09mr
01:07:15let's get on with it
01:07:18house finest coming right up
01:07:24marcel i need that escargot 30 seconds to go
01:07:29it better be fucking perfect
01:07:30yes chef
01:07:31i don't think that's in the fucking recipe
01:07:58chef
01:07:59it's not what it looks like
01:08:00you know what
01:08:01fuck you chef
01:08:02we've been busting your asses here for years
01:08:05and you decided to promote her
01:08:07because she has a fat ass and a pair of perky tits
01:08:09what the fuck ronnie
01:08:11you two
01:08:11i think it's time to go guys
01:08:17torres
01:08:24yeah good luck
01:08:25chef
01:08:26what the fuck you guys we're in the middle of service
01:08:36chef
01:08:43we just had a tent talk
01:08:44and the grandma has a shellfish allergy
01:08:46what's wrong
01:08:51where the fuck is your staff chef
01:08:57chef what are we gonna do
01:09:01oh
01:09:06okay
01:09:09all right
01:09:11um
01:09:11yeah we
01:09:12we can do this
01:09:14chef
01:09:14we can
01:09:15do this
01:09:17rachel
01:09:23you're the gm tonight
01:09:26lose the sewer pad
01:09:28go
01:09:30go
01:09:30go
01:09:31go
01:09:31wake up
01:09:34chef
01:09:38you're on the line
01:09:41i got this
01:09:42don't look at me
01:09:44bitch
01:09:45okay
01:09:47okay
01:09:49here we go
01:09:52walking in
01:09:5312 fillets all day
01:09:54oxtail
01:09:55five quail
01:09:56five duck
01:09:56two risotto
01:09:57nine fucking spinach
01:09:59april
01:10:00three flatbreads
01:10:01all day
01:10:02five and i've salad
01:10:03nine s per go
01:10:04let's go
01:10:05hello fresh mate
01:10:09where have they been hiding you all these years
01:10:11how's it going mr goleman
01:10:14i'm better that you're here now
01:10:16we're happy to have you back
01:10:20i just couldn't leave the bottle
01:10:21as you wish
01:10:24okay
01:10:32we're really gonna fucking make it
01:10:39i can't believe it
01:10:41okay
01:10:42let's dig in
01:10:43almost there
01:10:45third chef
01:10:46hands i need hands
01:10:49i can't believe it
01:11:19wait
01:11:32where the fuck are the tarts
01:11:34they should be in that fridge
01:11:37there's one more act
01:11:49oh
01:11:50oh
01:12:03oh
01:12:09We can make another.
01:12:23Then take five hours to see.
01:12:39Jeff, look.
01:13:09Perfect.
01:13:14Go.
01:13:22I'll take it myself.
01:13:33And the lemon tart?
01:13:36No.
01:14:02You're right.
01:14:03I'm not going to make this face.
01:14:05I...
01:14:08Oh.
01:14:12And?
01:14:15No gas.
01:14:16No smoke.
01:14:18No mirrors.
01:14:21That was the best goddamn meal I've ever had.
01:14:24I'm gonna tell everyone that Fabian Laurent is still the best fucking chef in the world.
01:14:36Congratulations, chef.
01:14:37Good job.
01:14:39I hope she makes you happy, chef.
01:14:50I hope she makes you happy, chef.
01:14:51I hope she makes you happy, chef.
01:15:03No.
01:15:04No.
01:15:05That was to win.
01:15:06No.
01:15:07No.
01:15:08No.
01:15:12No.
01:15:13Ooh...
01:15:14Water, you are so terrible.
01:15:15No.
01:15:16No, no, no.
01:15:17No, no, no!
01:15:47Tell me what you say, but tell me what you wanna go
01:15:50Come on, come on
01:15:52What can we hate?
01:15:58Tell me, can we hate me
01:16:00That's gonna hurt tomorrow
01:16:16You're amazing.
01:16:40You know, I was thinking...
01:16:49What?
01:16:54What if we had a day off?
01:16:58Okay, hear me out.
01:17:01Hey.
01:17:03Hear me out.
01:17:05Hey, hey, hey.
01:17:08Hey, girl.
01:17:15Doctor.
01:17:16What happened with her?
01:17:17Everything looks good.
01:17:19Actually perfect, in fact.
01:17:21The medication's working.
01:17:23I think you're gonna be just fine.
01:17:25But then why did she faint?
01:17:28Classic case of exhaustion, in my opinion.
01:17:32Did you have any strenuous activity today?
01:17:34Work out?
01:17:35Anything like that?
01:17:38Okay, I think my work's done here.
01:17:44Gross.
01:17:45Gross.
01:17:47I have to tell you something.
01:17:59Seven years ago, I...
01:18:08I killed a man.
01:18:11It was an accident, but it happened.
01:18:14He was trying to hurt someone close to me.
01:18:18And I just reacted.
01:18:20It's been two years upstairs for manslaughter.
01:18:23For a long time.
01:18:26She wishes.
01:18:29It was for my sister.
01:18:33Her ex came after her.
01:18:35I had to make a choice.
01:18:37I know.
01:18:38I know.
01:18:39It's a lot for anyone to handle.
01:18:43I understand.
01:18:44She's...
01:18:45Chef.
01:18:46Yeah.
01:18:47That is the most romantic thing I have ever heard.
01:18:52That is the most romantic thing I have ever heard.
01:19:07I know.
01:19:08You're a hard guy.
01:19:09To find him.
01:19:10I was gonna call you.
01:19:11You were?
01:19:12I just need a few more days.
01:19:14I'll get you now.
01:19:15I need a few more days.
01:19:16I'll get you now.
01:19:17Julie!
01:19:18I thought I was gonna call you.
01:19:25You were?
01:19:33I just need a few more days.
01:19:36I'll get you away.
01:19:41You're away!
01:19:43You have...
01:19:48Please, please, please, I'll get it!
01:19:51You have...
01:19:52One day!
01:19:5324 hours!
01:19:55Get me!
01:19:56My money!
01:19:57You understand?
01:20:00Very good!
01:20:13I'm proud of you, Chef.
01:20:22Thank you, Chef.
01:20:32All right, give me a spare every day.
01:20:33Got it.
01:20:39Stop!
01:20:43What?
01:20:46April?
01:20:47Help!
01:21:00Stop!
01:21:01Stop!
01:21:02Stop!
01:21:03Stop!
01:21:04Stop!
01:21:10Stop!
01:21:11Stop!
01:21:12Stop!
01:21:13Stop!
01:21:14Stop!
01:21:15Stop!
01:21:16Stop!
01:21:17Stop!
01:21:18Let go of me!
01:21:19Don't you fucking know!
01:21:23Now, I'm gonna give you one last chance.
01:21:28You're sparing me.
01:21:30Come on.
01:21:31You take the money you run.
01:21:33You say yes?
01:21:37I hope your drug dealer fucking kills you!
01:21:42No!
01:21:43You're sparing me!
01:21:44No!
01:21:45No!
01:21:46No!
01:21:47No!
01:21:48No!
01:21:49I gave you a chance.
01:21:51No!
01:21:52No!
01:21:53No!
01:21:54No!
01:21:55No!
01:21:56No!
01:21:57No!
01:21:59No!
01:22:00No!
01:22:01No!
01:22:02No!
01:22:04No!
01:22:05No!
01:22:06No!
01:22:07No!
01:22:08No!
01:22:09No!
01:22:10No!
01:22:11No!
01:22:12No!
01:22:13No!
01:22:14No!
01:22:15No!
01:22:16No!
01:22:17No!
01:22:18No!
01:22:19No!
01:22:20No!
01:22:21No!
01:22:22No!
01:22:23No!
01:22:24No!
01:22:25No!
01:22:26No!
01:22:27No!
01:22:28No!
01:22:29No!
01:22:30No!
01:22:31No!
01:22:32Beautiful.
01:23:02April.
01:23:12I have to go away for a while.
01:23:16What?
01:23:18No.
01:23:19No, you saved me.
01:23:23The cops won't see it that way.
01:23:25No.
01:23:26No, I'll tell them it was self-defense.
01:23:29I'll tell them that Jeff was...
01:23:32I love you.
01:23:46I love you too.
01:23:57I love you too.
01:24:00I love you too.
01:24:03I love you too.
01:24:04I love you too.
01:24:06I love you too.
01:24:08I love you too.
01:24:10I love you too.
01:24:12I love you too.
01:24:13I love you too.
01:24:14I love you too.
01:24:15I love you too.
01:24:16Friday night.
01:24:17200 on the books.
01:24:18We've got Mark Wahlberg seated at table number 12.
01:24:22let's make sure we comp his bill, okay?
01:24:25All right, everyone, let's gear up.
01:24:28Tonight's gonna fuck us, so let's go, let's go, let's go!
01:24:31Yes, chef!
01:24:37New girl.
01:24:47You're gonna get really familiar with these, kid.
01:24:52Amazing night, chef.
01:25:03You really are a fucking rock star.
01:25:11Hey, I heard your cancer is in remission.
01:25:21Congratulations.
01:25:22Chef.
01:25:24Chef.
01:25:26Hey.
01:25:28Hey.
01:25:30Hey.
01:25:32Hey.
01:25:34Hey.
01:25:36Hey.
01:25:38Hey.
01:25:40Hey.
01:25:50Hey.
01:25:52Hey.
01:25:54Heard you're looking for a sous chef.
01:26:00I can show you my resume.
01:26:19It's like old times.
01:26:21Yeah, it is.
01:26:22You're the talk of the town, too.
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