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Billionaire Daddy, The Hunt Is On
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00:00:00Sir, the team came back with the latest report.
00:00:27The latest lead was another dead end.
00:00:30A dead end.
00:00:32You mean nothing at all?
00:00:34Have you considered that perhaps she's already left L.A.?
00:00:38You've been looking for her for the past six years.
00:00:39I have nothing else to go on.
00:00:41I'm so fucked up that night that I can't even remember what she looked like.
00:00:46No, no, no.
00:00:48Anna, for the last time, I don't need any special services from the waitress, okay?
00:00:52Bye.
00:00:52Oh.
00:00:55Oh.
00:00:59Oh, my God.
00:01:29Hey mom, I'm coming back to find daddy.
00:01:59Honey, I told you this before, I don't remember what he looks like.
00:02:04But you have a token!
00:02:06You mean the ring?
00:02:07You know that that's... lost?
00:02:10K-Group at record high profits this year thanks to the group's CEO, Raymond King, who's brought
00:02:21the group's profits to over 10 billion dollars.
00:02:24Hey mom, do you think that guy is my dad?
00:02:28He looks just like me.
00:02:30I think I'd remember if he was a billionaire.
00:02:33Okay, then who is my dad?
00:02:37I can't believe Blair drugged me so she could set me up with this old mate.
00:02:45Come on pretty girl.
00:02:47Get on over here.
00:02:49Hey mom, aren't you going to be late?
00:02:53Oh crap!
00:02:55Okay, I'm gonna go soon.
00:02:57Cynthia will be here, okay?
00:02:58Be good!
00:02:59Okay.
00:03:00What will she do without me, huh?
00:03:01What will she do without me, huh?
00:03:03I'm gonna go.
00:03:04I'm gonna go.
00:03:05Hey mom, aren't you going to be late?
00:03:05Hey mom, aren't you going to be late?
00:03:10Oh crap!
00:03:12Okay, I'm gonna go soon.
00:03:14Cynthia will be here, okay?
00:03:17Be good!
00:03:18Okay, what will she do without me, huh?
00:03:33Oh my god, what have you done?
00:03:37Do you have any idea how much this dress cost?
00:03:40I-I'm so sorry I was not looking where I was going.
00:03:43You have a nice face.
00:03:45Tell me, are you just here to seduce the men?
00:03:47Trying to claw your way into high society, I see?
00:03:50Ma'am, I don't think that stain is going to come out.
00:03:53But I can get it cleaned for you if you'd like.
00:03:55Clean it?
00:03:56Of course you lower class people wouldn't get it.
00:03:59You think you can clean the dress?
00:04:01With what, your dish soap?
00:04:03My legal team will be in contact with how you will compensate me.
00:04:07Raymond?
00:04:08Interesting.
00:04:09I didn't know you were into these low lives, Raymond.
00:04:14A pity, considering your mother is more into people like someone of my status.
00:04:31You Calvins need my family, Alicia.
00:04:34It's not the other way around.
00:04:36It's probably best that you get that through your thick skull.
00:04:39Well, as long as our families are joined through marriage, I don't care which chick you screw.
00:04:45I'll let you off the hook this time.
00:04:48There won't be a next.
00:04:51I'm sorry, excuse me.
00:04:56Have we met somewhere before?
00:04:58I...
00:04:59I don't think so.
00:05:02Right, of course.
00:05:05Sorry, I mistook you for somebody else.
00:05:08Carry on.
00:05:10Miranda?
00:05:12Miranda.
00:05:13Miranda.
00:05:14Miranda.
00:05:15Miranda.
00:05:16Miranda.
00:05:17Miranda.
00:05:18You've been deloped with that old rich guy you met six years ago.
00:05:23Blair, you know I never ran off and married that old man.
00:05:25Why bother coming back to LA?
00:05:27Did you find another target?
00:05:28Who's the poor old soul this time from Little Miss Gold Digger?
00:05:32Miranda, what are you...
00:05:34Patrick, why don't you go grab me another drink?
00:05:37Chardonnay?
00:05:38Sure.
00:05:41Don't think Patrick's gonna come crawling back to you just because you're back.
00:05:46We are engaged and expecting.
00:05:49Congratulations, that's none of my business.
00:05:52Now can I please get back to work?
00:05:54If you take one look at my fiance, I will make your life a living hell.
00:05:59Do you understand?
00:06:00Let go of me.
00:06:05You're fired.
00:06:06What?
00:06:07Why?
00:06:08Do you know who you just insulted?
00:06:10That's the daughter of the Calvin family.
00:06:12But didn't she say she'll let it slide?
00:06:14It was an accident.
00:06:15Miss Alicia might be fine with it, but we're not.
00:06:18This kind of behavior could ruin the reputation of this catering company.
00:06:21Do you understand?
00:06:23Please, sir, give me another chance.
00:06:25I can't lose this job.
00:06:27You know, I did see you flirt with Mr. Raymond King.
00:06:32If you are serious about this position, we'd be at my place tonight.
00:06:37I may reconsider based on a performance review.
00:06:40In your dreams, perv.
00:06:43I'm sorry.
00:06:44Excuse me.
00:06:45Have we met somewhere before?
00:06:46Sir, your mother just called.
00:06:48She wants your opinion for a new maid in the house.
00:06:49Tell her I don't need one.
00:06:50I know, but she's already...
00:06:51Steve.
00:06:52Can't you just send her on a vacation or something?
00:06:53I'm trying to get some peace and quiet and I can't do that when she's constantly buzzing
00:06:54around my life.
00:06:55You understand?
00:06:56Yes, sir.
00:06:57I'll try.
00:06:58I'll try.
00:06:59I'll try.
00:07:00I'm trying.
00:07:01I'm trying to get some peace and quiet and I can't do that when she's constantly buzzing
00:07:03around my life.
00:07:04You understand?
00:07:05Yes, sir.
00:07:06I'll try.
00:07:07What am I going to do?
00:07:08What am I going to do?
00:07:09Kirk's tuition is due next week.
00:07:14King's mansion stays looking for a household maid, six hours a day.
00:07:15Ten days a day, and I can't go to the house.
00:07:17I'll try.
00:07:18I'll try to get some peace and quiet, and I can't do that when she's constantly buzzing
00:07:21around my life.
00:07:22You understand?
00:07:23Yes, sir.
00:07:24I'll try.
00:07:25What am I going to do?
00:07:26Kirk's tuition is due next week.
00:07:28King's mansion stays looking for a household maid, six hours a day, ten days a day,
00:07:43$10,000 per month?
00:07:53You do have an impressive academic record,
00:07:58but since you haven't finished your Bachelor of Fine Arts degree,
00:08:01how about handling some administrative tasks?
00:08:04Really?
00:08:04Only on a trial basis, though.
00:08:07You can start today.
00:08:10Great.
00:08:11I need to get this signed by the client.
00:08:14Yes.
00:08:15Right away, sir, I will not let you down.
00:08:24How is the design proposal for the Greenfield Estate Project coming along?
00:08:28We made good progress on the initial designs.
00:08:30Now we're waiting on the second draft.
00:08:33When's the submission?
00:08:34It's today, sir.
00:08:36Someone should be here shortly.
00:08:38Blanca's not coming?
00:08:39I heard they're sending a newbie.
00:08:41Yeah, send her in.
00:08:53Newbie.
00:08:57You?
00:09:02You?
00:09:04Sir, do you know her?
00:09:05Yes.
00:09:06No.
00:09:09No?
00:09:11We just met yesterday.
00:09:13That's it.
00:09:15You're the newbie from Blanca's design firm.
00:09:18Yeah.
00:09:19Yes.
00:09:20So, first, you show up to my banquet as a waitress, and now, you are in my office as Blanca's representative.
00:09:35Do you want to tell me what's going on here?
00:09:38And I suggest that you be honest.
00:09:40This, uh, this is just a weird coincidence.
00:09:43Are you a spy?
00:09:44What?
00:09:45No.
00:09:47I just work two jobs.
00:09:48Well, how about you tell Blanca that I no longer need your services?
00:10:05What?
00:10:09No.
00:10:09My boss will fire me.
00:10:11That's not my problem.
00:10:13Wait.
00:10:14No.
00:10:16Miss, I have to ask you to leave.
00:10:17No.
00:10:18No.
00:10:18This is my first date.
00:10:20Please.
00:10:20I need the money.
00:10:22You're beautiful.
00:10:23And you seem smart.
00:10:25So, tell me.
00:10:31Would you keep a spy this close?
00:10:37Let's go.
00:10:38Call someone to take her out, too.
00:10:40Yes, sir.
00:10:49What the hell is wrong with that guy?
00:10:55Good grief.
00:11:03Your first day of work and you blew it with my top client.
00:11:07Miranda, you are fired.
00:11:10Get out of my face.
00:11:11Get out of my face.
00:11:25Congratulations, Miranda.
00:11:32We'd love for you to start tomorrow, if possible.
00:11:35Yes, of course.
00:11:38Mrs. King, thank you so much.
00:11:40I will do my best to serve you.
00:11:41Oh, you won't be working for me.
00:11:44You'll be serving my son, Raymond.
00:11:47Raymond.
00:11:48Like the Raymond King from the K group?
00:11:52This is his home.
00:11:55Good try, small modern bear.
00:12:05Can you watch me now, little bear?
00:12:22Finally, I got Kirk's tuition.
00:12:24Thank you, sign-on bonus.
00:12:43Damn it.
00:12:43Get somebody to send another copy of these files over.
00:13:11Yes, sir.
00:13:15And about the new maid, sir.
00:13:17Take care of her yourself.
00:13:22I had high expectations for you, Miranda.
00:13:25But due to your carelessness, Mr. King slipped, soiled his suit, and ruined those important business documents.
00:13:33But I was just on my...
00:13:34There's nothing I can do.
00:13:35Please, I've already spent the sign-on bonus on my son's tuition.
00:13:40We can work out a payment plan.
00:13:44What are you doing in my house?
00:13:46I'm working, or I was.
00:13:55So, you've worked three different jobs in three days?
00:13:59Well, let's see.
00:14:01Well, let's see.
00:14:02Your date that night cost me my job as a waitress, and you got me fired from the interior design firm.
00:14:08And now I'm here.
00:14:12And now you're firing me from this job, too.
00:14:15I mean, what do you have against me, Mr. King?
00:14:18It's okay.
00:14:19I understand.
00:14:22I'll leave now.
00:14:25Oh, wait, wait.
00:14:31Oh, wait, wait.
00:14:37About the banquet and the office, genuinely, I'm sorry.
00:14:44How about this?
00:14:44You can work your shift here as my maid, and double as my assistant at the K-Group office.
00:14:51I'll even double your pay.
00:14:54Really?
00:14:57Thank you so much.
00:14:59Okay.
00:14:59She was an interior design student at UCLA six years ago, didn't finish her degree, now works part-time here and there, and she recently moved back to L.A. with her five-year-old son.
00:15:23Who is she?
00:15:24And who sent her?
00:15:25Look, I want details, specifically who she associates with.
00:15:32Somebody hired her to spy on me.
00:15:35Granted, she's not very good.
00:15:39Sir?
00:15:41She's up to something, for sure.
00:15:44I've got her working both in my home and in my office.
00:15:47So if she slips up, I can trace the trail straight to whoever's behind her.
00:15:52Yes, sir.
00:15:53And, uh, one last thing.
00:15:55Mr. Patrick and Miss Blair will be stopping by your place later.
00:15:59Patrick and Blair.
00:16:03I'll be there.
00:16:05Yes, sir.
00:16:05Never thought I'd see you like this.
00:16:24What are you, a maid?
00:16:28Hey, where are you going?
00:16:29Aren't you going to peel it for me?
00:16:32Wouldn't want to have to report you to Mr. King.
00:16:34That's more like it.
00:16:43Excuse me.
00:16:55Hey, no breaks while there are guests in the house.
00:16:58Of course, I'm just, um, I'm just watering the plants, see?
00:17:02Uh-huh.
00:17:02Aren't you going to, aren't you going to cut my fruit?
00:17:13Ugh, what an insufferable bitch.
00:17:16Ha-ha!
00:17:16What are you talking about?
00:17:17Oh!
00:17:17Miranda, what were you thinking?
00:17:32Sir, I will get you a towel.
00:17:37So?
00:17:37I, I, I am so sorry.
00:17:41Why didn't you stop by the K group like I asked you to?
00:17:45Because I've been busy.
00:17:46I mean, there's guests at the house.
00:17:47Oh, okay.
00:17:48So it's my fault now?
00:17:49No, no, not at all.
00:17:53You know,
00:17:54I would stay sharp if I was you because spy game isn't for everyone.
00:18:01You know what?
00:18:06I've had just about enough of your attitude.
00:18:09I quit.
00:18:12We'll be back.
00:18:14Your little spy game isn't over.
00:18:21Raymond, you're all wet.
00:18:23Let me help you.
00:18:24Don't, don't touch me.
00:18:32Okay, you can do this.
00:18:33You're a mother, Miranda.
00:18:35You can do this for Kirk,
00:18:36for a better life.
00:18:38I can handle it myself.
00:18:40Where's Patrick?
00:18:42I don't know.
00:18:43He's not here yet.
00:18:44Well, how about you go wait for him inside?
00:18:51Three,
00:18:52two,
00:18:54one.
00:18:57Welcome back.
00:18:59Done with your little temper tantrum?
00:19:01Mr. King,
00:19:02please allow me to prepare you a new outfit.
00:19:05Do you have a preference?
00:19:08Anyone will do.
00:19:14I sincerely apologize for what happened earlier,
00:19:17and I do hope that you can forgive me.
00:19:20Well, keep this up,
00:19:24and I might consider it.
00:19:27Miranda?
00:19:31Miranda?
00:19:32Hey, cousin.
00:19:36Sorry, I've got a meeting to catch.
00:19:41Miranda, what are you doing here?
00:19:44She's just a maid.
00:19:49Hello?
00:19:50Yes?
00:19:52What?
00:19:53Can't you just get it yourself?
00:19:55Okay, okay, fine.
00:19:56Yeah, I'll be right there.
00:19:57Here you go.
00:20:10You're being rude.
00:20:13Oh, you can always quit, you know?
00:20:15No one's stopping you.
00:20:18My apologies.
00:20:20Your wallet, sir.
00:20:21Much better.
00:20:24Oh, and another thing?
00:20:27Ignore Patrick and Blair.
00:20:29You work for me.
00:20:29I know what you're up to, you whore.
00:20:46How many times do I have to tell you I'm just doing my job?
00:20:49Drop the act.
00:20:49You think I don't know what you're up to,
00:20:51trying to worm your way into Raymond's bed,
00:20:53just like you climbed into Patrick's?
00:20:55I...
00:20:55Patrick's with me now.
00:20:56So you're trying to snatch yourself another king, huh?
00:20:58You've always been a gold digger, even back at school.
00:21:01Just a poor girl, dreaming to be Cinderella.
00:21:06I'm warning you.
00:21:08Stay away from the King family.
00:21:10If anyone should watch themselves, it's you.
00:21:13You should be focusing on your Patrick,
00:21:15not making googly eyes at other men.
00:21:26Miranda.
00:21:28If you need money, I can lend you some.
00:21:33You don't have to work here.
00:21:34Please, just stay out of my way.
00:21:39Stop it.
00:21:39You're going to get me fired.
00:21:41You're a guest here.
00:21:43You left without saying a word.
00:21:46Everybody said that you ran off with some old guy.
00:21:48But was that a lie?
00:21:50What really happened?
00:21:51I deserve to know the truth.
00:21:53It doesn't matter anymore.
00:21:55You and Blair are engaged.
00:21:56There's no hope for us.
00:21:58That's not true.
00:22:00I love you, Miranda, and I always have.
00:22:04Just stop it.
00:22:05Come on, please, Miranda.
00:22:06What the hell is going on here?
00:22:15You're supposed to be making this, not getting in them.
00:22:19You are fired.
00:22:22Get the hell out of here.
00:22:31Mommy will find a new job.
00:22:33Mommy will take good care of you.
00:22:35Hey, son, what's up?
00:23:00Miranda, I've got a gig for you.
00:23:02A waiter at a high-end club, just pouring wine for rich guys.
00:23:07What do you say?
00:23:09I...
00:23:09Like, really rich guys.
00:23:12The kind that tip a lot.
00:23:15How long is the shift?
00:23:16Just a night.
00:23:17A few hours tops.
00:23:19They're hosting a big event downtown and are super short-staffed.
00:23:23Listen, here's the best part.
00:23:25It's $1,500 for one night.
00:23:29$1,500?
00:23:30Okay, I'm in.
00:23:35God, any shorter night, I might as well just be wearing underwear.
00:23:38Oh, hey, you're Cynthia's friend, right?
00:23:40Yes, my name is Miranda.
00:23:42Sin said that you needed a waitress for the night.
00:23:45Yeah, you know what?
00:23:45Forget the drinks.
00:23:46I understand you were in ballet, yeah?
00:23:49Yeah.
00:23:49We need you for something else, and we're willing to double your pay.
00:23:53$3,000?
00:23:54Mm-hmm.
00:23:55What do I have to do?
00:23:56Dance.
00:23:57What?
00:23:57What?
00:24:03Hello and welcome.
00:24:04We hope you enjoy the show.
00:24:08It's just one night.
00:24:09It's just for the money.
00:24:10They always have the best dancers here.
00:24:35That one, hey?
00:24:36She must be new.
00:24:43You haven't seen her around here before.
00:24:45She's still good, though.
00:24:47Give me a VIP room.
00:24:53Yes, sir.
00:24:54Right away.
00:24:55Anything else?
00:24:56I want that dancer.
00:25:00Ooh, good choice.
00:25:01Sir, I said I'd only be a waiter, and the dancing was already, like, a little bit much.
00:25:15This client is willing to pay $5,000.
00:25:18$5,000 for what, exactly?
00:25:20Well, don't worry about it.
00:25:21I know these guys.
00:25:22They're very rich.
00:25:24Just think how lucky you are to be in this position.
00:25:27It's Miranda.
00:25:28Yeah, it's not a big deal.
00:25:29Just remember to service him very well.
00:25:33Hmm?
00:25:34And remember, women would line up for miles for this opportunity.
00:25:46Tell me, though, why is a pretty thing like you wearing a mask?
00:25:51I, uh, have a scar, and it's really gross and disgusting.
00:25:58What a shame.
00:26:00Good thing you got a good figure, though.
00:26:02Yeah.
00:26:03You know, I could get someone else if you prefer.
00:26:05You, uh, see that cutie over there?
00:26:08That's your most distinguished guest tonight.
00:26:11If you, uh, make him happy, we'll get you eight grand.
00:26:15Eight grand, not five?
00:26:20Mm-hmm.
00:26:21To what?
00:26:22Like, pour drinks?
00:26:24Is that what your manager said?
00:26:26Okay, then.
00:26:27Yeah, go in there.
00:26:29Pour in your drink.
00:26:39Let go.
00:26:40Let me see this car.
00:26:41No, sir, you, you really don't want to see it.
00:26:49So, you're an exotic dancer.
00:26:52Now, tell me, how did your handler find me here?
00:26:55Hmm?
00:26:55What handler?
00:26:56I work here.
00:26:58Okay, Blair fired me, and I needed the money.
00:27:00What?
00:27:03What?
00:27:04I told you to ignore them.
00:27:05You work for me.
00:27:07You remember?
00:27:07Yeah.
00:27:07Well, it's kind of hard to ignore Blair when she's screaming in your face.
00:27:11Okay, just let me go.
00:27:12You can keep your eight grand.
00:27:15No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:27:16I cannot get fired from this job, too.
00:27:18They're gonna make me pay for these damages.
00:27:20God, Raymond King, why do you make everything worse, huh?
00:27:22Why are you always buzzing around?
00:27:24Why can't you just...
00:27:25Ow!
00:27:25No, no, stop touching the glass.
00:27:27Here.
00:27:28Ow.
00:27:29Look, I'll pay for the damages.
00:27:31Just...
00:27:32Just come back to work at my place.
00:27:35What, you want to rehire me?
00:27:37So you can sleep with me?
00:27:39No.
00:27:39Well, that is a good suggestion.
00:27:41No, no, no.
00:27:42I meant just come work for me.
00:27:44And me alone.
00:27:46No.
00:27:47Absolutely not.
00:27:48If I go back and work for you, I'm gonna be dead before I'm 30.
00:27:50Hey, no.
00:27:51Hey, look.
00:27:52Everybody has a price.
00:27:54How much should it cost?
00:27:55Hmm?
00:27:55How much should it cost to get you in here with me?
00:28:01Don't mind me.
00:28:02Carry on.
00:28:03Get out!
00:28:04Okay.
00:28:08How much should it cost, Miranda?
00:28:09Just tell me.
00:28:10Okay, fine.
00:28:1210,000 a day, and then I'll go back and I'll work for you.
00:28:14Deal.
00:28:20Starting today, you belong to me.
00:28:23What is wrong with you?
00:28:30Well, I'm assuming that's a yes.
00:28:32Should we send someone to chase her down, or...
00:28:34No.
00:28:34No.
00:28:36She's actually my housemaid.
00:28:39She'll be back.
00:28:42What?
00:28:43You just got rehired, Miranda.
00:28:45Why do you want to quit already?
00:28:47How about you put in a two-
00:28:48Please, I can't do this anymore.
00:28:50I'm just here to return this.
00:28:54We should get Mr. King's opinion on this.
00:28:57No, please.
00:28:57This is not worth his time.
00:29:01Turns out you really are Raymond's housemaid.
00:29:04What a plot twist.
00:29:06Not only did you throw a tantrum at the nightclub last night,
00:29:09but you also shifed him and ran off.
00:29:12I like that.
00:29:13What are you doing here?
00:29:15You know, I think little Raymond is into you.
00:29:19Great.
00:29:20Well, I'm not interested in him.
00:29:33So, I hear that you want to quit?
00:29:37Alright.
00:29:38Well, how about you stop by HR at the K Group on your way out to set up a court date?
00:29:43You're going to need to set up a payment plan to pay back the sign-on bonus.
00:29:49Why would you let her quit?
00:29:51Raymond, dude, don't you like having a doll like that around as a housemate?
00:29:55I mean, it was a kind of, uh, weird kink you had.
00:30:00I assume you have a good lawyer.
00:30:06Yes.
00:30:06What I was trying to say, she should be living in a luxury house.
00:30:10Driving luxury cars, you know, waited on hand and foot by servants.
00:30:14Instead, you have her here working as a servant.
00:30:16Why don't you just give it to me?
00:30:19You know, I'll, uh, take better care of her and make her happier than you can make her.
00:30:24Alright, alright, I'll stop trying to poach your housemate.
00:30:27I'm just here to work.
00:30:28I'm not interested in either of you.
00:30:32You're interested in making money, though.
00:30:34You know what?
00:30:37I'm going to go.
00:30:46Fine.
00:30:57Thought you'd be avoiding me since last night.
00:31:00Working at the club was just a one-time thing.
00:31:03Oh, well, you don't look like a rookie.
00:31:06Oh, so you're experienced.
00:31:07No wonder you're very handy.
00:31:11That's not important.
00:31:13We had a deal last night, you remember?
00:31:17I don't remember agreeing to anything.
00:31:19You remember taking my black card?
00:31:23Get changed.
00:31:26I am not doing some weird roleplay with you.
00:31:29Oh, okay, so you're, uh, fantasizing about me now.
00:31:37What's this for?
00:31:43Well, I have a family gathering tonight to celebrate Patrick and Blair getting engaged, and I need a date.
00:31:51And you want me?
00:31:54Yes.
00:31:54Well, I'm sorry, sir, but I have to head home.
00:31:56I have a son to take care of, if you don't remember, and the nanny gets off at six, so find someone else.
00:32:03You work for me.
00:32:04Why would I hire anybody else when I've got you?
00:32:09Because I'm your maid?
00:32:11I mean, what would people think?
00:32:12I'll take care of it.
00:32:13Don't worry.
00:32:14But I have to.
00:32:15Unless you can think of another way that you'd like to work for me tonight.
00:32:24Fine, let's see if it fits first.
00:32:54This is your engagement party, Blair.
00:33:07Don't be impulsive.
00:33:09But Raymond is head of the King family.
00:33:11If Miranda marries him, then I'll be under forever.
00:33:14Okay, even so, you can't go against him.
00:33:17Maybe just not so direct.
00:33:19Patrick is second in line to inherit K-Group, and now that I'm his fiancée, I can't let Miranda ruin us.
00:33:26Okay, you need to calm down.
00:33:27Calm down?
00:33:29If Patrick finds out that we set up Miranda to leave him and sent her off to marry that old creep, he'll leave me.
00:33:35I, we, worked so hard to get to where we're at today.
00:33:39If I don't marry into the King family, we'll be bankrupt.
00:33:45Raymond.
00:33:46Raymond, did you bring your maid to my engagement party?
00:33:51Don't you think that's a little inappropriate?
00:33:53Blair, stop saying that.
00:33:57Everything's fine.
00:33:59Everyone.
00:34:00Emotions are just running high today.
00:34:03Fine?
00:34:04Then how come I keep seeing you stare at that third-rate whore?
00:34:09I don't think you can pull one over on me, gold-digging bitch.
00:34:14I know about your scandal, and I'll release it.
00:34:17You mean the one you orchestrated, Blair?
00:34:19Don't think you could weasel your way out of this one.
00:34:22Hey, Blair.
00:34:23Jesus.
00:34:23Have you lost your mind?
00:34:25Have you forgotten what day it is today?
00:34:30Come on.
00:34:31Let's go.
00:34:32I'm sorry.
00:34:36Do you know Patrick?
00:34:38And what's that scandal that Blair was talking about?
00:34:41I have no clue what she's talking about, and I'm not involved with Patrick in any way.
00:34:47Maybe that's what Patrick said.
00:34:48Emotions are a little high today.
00:34:50Cheers to my engagement.
00:34:56So happy you could make it.
00:34:58Thank you for having me.
00:34:59Yeah, of course.
00:35:01I mean, it could be bigger, but, you know.
00:35:04Anyways.
00:35:08Whose little brat are you?
00:35:12Whose little brat are you?
00:35:13Let me go!
00:35:14Let me go!
00:35:15What?
00:35:15You've never seen a cake before?
00:35:16That's expensive.
00:35:18Don't you understand?
00:35:18And more expensive than your life.
00:35:21Let go of me, lady.
00:35:24Where are your parents?
00:35:26He's just lost.
00:35:27I'll go find his parents.
00:35:30Do you know if you have a moment to look it over?
00:35:32I don't really want to think about work right now, personally.
00:35:35I think it's best if we just enjoy...
00:35:37Ow!
00:35:37You're hurting me!
00:35:38Enough, you little brat.
00:35:40Hey, Blair.
00:35:41What are you doing?
00:35:42This is not my problem.
00:35:43Oh, excuse me.
00:35:44Where do you...
00:35:45Hey.
00:35:51Buddy, are you okay?
00:35:54Dad!
00:35:55Whoa.
00:35:57Whoa.
00:35:57I think you might be mistaken because...
00:36:01I am not your dad.
00:36:03But you are my dad!
00:36:05But you are my dad!
00:36:06I'm my dad!
00:36:07Okay.
00:36:07Yeah.
00:36:08Oh, uh, nothing to see here.
00:36:10Just, uh, a lost kid.
00:36:12Mr. King and I will help find his parents.
00:36:14Please, just continue to enjoy the party.
00:36:16Okay.
00:36:16Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:36:17Just stop crying.
00:36:23Hey, young man.
00:36:24Oh, crap.
00:36:28I don't think this guy here is your father.
00:36:30Why don't you come with me and we can go try and figure something out.
00:36:34No, you're wrong.
00:36:38Look, I think your parents are going to be worried if they can't find you.
00:36:41Why don't we go try and find them, huh?
00:36:45Okay, buddy.
00:36:45Um, let's go.
00:36:47All right?
00:36:47One, two, three.
00:36:49Oh, yeah.
00:36:50Yeah.
00:36:54Oh, God, what was Cynthia thinking?
00:37:00I told her to leave Kirk with the hotel staff, not just anyone.
00:37:03Oh, God, I can't let Damon fire me.
00:37:05There's no way I'm going to deal with that lawsuit case.
00:37:22Oh, there you are.
00:37:24Oh, you naughty, naughty boy.
00:37:26You scare your mother.
00:37:30Mommy!
00:37:31Okay, here, here, here.
00:37:33Mommy!
00:37:34Oh, Kirk.
00:37:36Judy.
00:37:36Ma'am, hello.
00:37:37Hi, uh, hello.
00:37:38Mm, mm, mm, mm.
00:37:39Are you really this kid's mother?
00:37:42Did you not hear him call me Mommy?
00:37:45You should keep a better eye on him.
00:37:46It's dangerous for him to run off on his own.
00:37:48Don't tell me how to raise my kid.
00:37:50Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
00:37:54I...
00:37:54Something wrong, sir?
00:37:59Nothing.
00:38:00No.
00:38:00I just thought I heard somebody that I recognize.
00:38:13Did Mommy tell you to hide and wait here?
00:38:15I'm sorry, Mommy, but I stole that big cake and it looked so yummy.
00:38:21Okay, well, Mommy has to leave in a minute, so wait for Aunt Cynthia to pick you up, okay?
00:38:26You're not gonna go around calling random guys your dad, right?
00:38:30Okay, but don't you think he looks just like me?
00:38:33Nope.
00:38:33Nope, not at all.
00:38:35Okay, now who's gonna pick you up in an hour?
00:38:37Auntie Cynthia!
00:38:39Good, and you are not to leave this room with anyone but Cynthia, okay?
00:38:46I love you, baby.
00:38:47I'll see you tonight when I get home.
00:38:51Sir, they found something.
00:38:54They found the ring.
00:38:57Where'd you find this?
00:38:58It was at some antique pawn shop.
00:39:02A pawn shop?
00:39:03Yeah.
00:39:04What do you want?
00:39:13I need to talk to you.
00:39:14Right now?
00:39:17Oh.
00:39:17Ladies and gentlemen, if I may have your attention, please.
00:39:34As a proud father of the future groom, I stand before you with a heart filled with joy and gratitude
00:39:40at this momentous engagement celebration.
00:39:44What are you doing with Raymond?
00:39:48You're engaged, Patrick.
00:39:50Okay, this is extremely inappropriate.
00:39:53You know Blair will chew my face off if she sees us together.
00:39:56I just...
00:39:57I need to know.
00:39:59If you give the word, I will call off the engagement.
00:40:02I think I made my stance pretty clear last time.
00:40:04We're done.
00:40:05Whatever we had between us, it's not there anymore.
00:40:07Is it because of Raymond?
00:40:08If it helps you sleep at night, sure.
00:40:11And stop calling me.
00:40:16And stop asking to see me in private.
00:40:18Just stop it.
00:40:22Okay.
00:40:26Sir, I was just looking for you.
00:40:28Ceremony is real.
00:40:29Patrick.
00:40:30That I'm reassigning him to the Houston office.
00:40:33Tell him to get the fuck out of L.A.
00:40:35Now.
00:40:35So, God bless.
00:40:42May the bond of your love be everlasting.
00:40:44And I think I speak on all our behalf when I say,
00:40:47we can't wait for this wedding.
00:40:49Yay!
00:40:49Yay!
00:40:49Where have you been?
00:41:03I've been looking everywhere for you.
00:41:05Oh, so I'm the one who just vanished for almost an hour?
00:41:09I guess we just missed each other.
00:41:12Now, let's get this party started!
00:41:13Yay!
00:41:13Yay!
00:41:19What?
00:41:29Texas?
00:41:30Hey, you should really focus on yourself.
00:41:34I'll deal with you when we get home.
00:41:37Deal with what?
00:41:42Deal with what?
00:41:45You and Patrick.
00:41:46I...
00:41:55I don't understand.
00:41:57Why would I be working with Patrick?
00:41:59Didn't Patrick hire you to spy on me?
00:42:00What?
00:42:01Why would Patrick want to spy on you?
00:42:03Why did you meet him at the bar tonight?
00:42:05Alone?
00:42:06Were you feeding him information about me?
00:42:08Were you spying on me?
00:42:09Stop evading the question.
00:42:11Were you feeding him information about me or not?
00:42:14Okay, can we just take it back a second?
00:42:17I mean, where did this whole I'm a spy narrative even come from?
00:42:19You're at my banquets.
00:42:21You're in my offices.
00:42:22You're in my house.
00:42:23You're at my clubs.
00:42:24I mean, what am I supposed to think?
00:42:25You're everywhere.
00:42:29You're everywhere.
00:42:30Okay, so there's been a lot of coincidences, but why would Patrick want me to spy on you?
00:42:34So that you can seduce me to gain access to information that'll help Patrick and sweep the company out from under me.
00:42:41Okay, whatever business, family drama, political bullshit you're going through, I have nothing to do with it.
00:42:47I'm not here to steal information.
00:42:48I'm not here for Patrick.
00:42:50And I sure as hell am not here to seduce you.
00:42:52You really want me to believe that you haven't been trying to seduce me this entire time?
00:43:03Because it's been working.
00:43:04I'm not here for you.
00:43:34Oh, yeah, all right, I'll be out in a minute.
00:44:04To the office, sir?
00:44:15No.
00:44:16I want to follow up on this ring.
00:44:19You don't mind me asking, sir, what does the ring have to do with that woman from six years ago?
00:44:25It's mine.
00:44:26I think I gave it to her that night.
00:44:30Well, the pawn shop says a young woman named Cindy sold it to them last week.
00:44:34She runs a women's boutique on Rodeo Drive.
00:44:36We can head there now.
00:44:45Welcome.
00:44:46Um, may I help you?
00:44:48Yes.
00:44:48Are you Cindy?
00:44:49Yes.
00:44:50Did you sell this ring to the pawn shop on the 3rd?
00:44:56Yes.
00:45:00Well, how did you get your hands on this?
00:45:02Was that you six years ago from the presidential suite?
00:45:05What?
00:45:05What the hell are you talking about?
00:45:07Where'd you get the ring then?
00:45:08I snagged it from a flea market.
00:45:11The seller didn't know what it was worth.
00:45:13It only cost me 30 bucks.
00:45:15Okay, well, what did this person look like?
00:45:16I don't remember.
00:45:17It was years ago.
00:45:19Oh, I do remember.
00:45:21It was a woman around 40s or 50s.
00:45:24No, goddammit, it's not her.
00:45:29I'm sorry that wasn't her.
00:45:31We need to keep looking.
00:45:32Set back to the office.
00:45:34Yes, sir.
00:45:34While you're at it, just do another check on Miranda.
00:45:36I want to know everything about her.
00:45:38Who she associates with, what she's doing in my life.
00:45:41We've already tried, sir.
00:45:42Do it, or you're fired.
00:45:44Of course, sir.
00:45:53Hello?
00:45:57I am so sorry.
00:45:59No, I'm on my way.
00:45:59I will be there soon.
00:46:01Girl, I'm literally on the plane already.
00:46:03Kirk said he found his dad, so I sent Kirk to him.
00:46:05He knew.
00:46:06Sin?
00:46:07Sin?
00:46:08Sin?
00:46:10Sin?
00:46:10Sin, Kirk does not have a father.
00:46:12Where did you send him?
00:46:19I swear my dad does work here.
00:46:23Hey, excuse me.
00:46:24What's going on here?
00:46:25Dad!
00:46:25Oh, my gosh.
00:46:26Hey.
00:46:26What are you doing here, kid?
00:46:29What is your, uh, is your father work here?
00:46:31Hmm?
00:46:32You are my dad, and I just didn't have to get on a plane, so now I'm here.
00:46:37Hmm.
00:46:38Hey, sir, is that the kid from last night?
00:46:40Yeah.
00:46:40I think his father works here.
00:46:42Just, um, send a memo through the system telling whoever it is that their kid is in my office.
00:46:48Hey, hey, buddy, you like, uh, you like model cars?
00:46:52Yeah.
00:46:53I've got a bunch of really cool model cars in my office.
00:46:57Hey, why don't we just hand them over to the police?
00:46:59Oh, we gotta find his father first.
00:47:00But you are my dad.
00:47:02Do I look like your dad?
00:47:04Yes.
00:47:06You two do look alike.
00:47:08Say what?
00:47:09Well, hey, look, I've got a meeting to go to, so why don't you stay with Uncle Steve in my office, and, uh, I will be right back, okay?
00:47:39Is this your kid, sir?
00:47:52No, I don't have any kids.
00:47:54Oh.
00:47:56Excuse me, Mr. King.
00:47:57I thought, uh, I thought he might be yours, because, uh, he looks just like you.
00:48:03Sir, I'll get back to work.
00:48:08Stark!
00:48:09Do we really look that much alike?
00:48:17No.
00:48:19Yeah, um, I guess.
00:48:28Hey, buddy.
00:48:30You could be a businessman when you get older.
00:48:32You seem to have the charisma for it.
00:48:33Dad, I want to go home.
00:48:37His father not answered the memo yet.
00:48:38All right, here we are.
00:48:52Ready?
00:48:53Yeah.
00:48:55Look at that.
00:48:56Look at that.
00:48:57Look at that.
00:48:59Wow, you really are a kingdom.
00:49:01This is like a castle.
00:49:02That is right, and you are in my kingdom, so welcome.
00:49:06Sir, what is this?
00:49:09Uh, it's just for a couple of hours, um, until at least you can pick him up.
00:49:15Where'd you go?
00:49:28Where'd you go?
00:49:28Where are you?
00:49:30Uh, hey, uh, where's Miranda at?
00:49:46She ran off this morning.
00:49:48Said something about a family emergency.
00:49:50Call her.
00:49:50Yes, sir.
00:49:52Oh, and, uh, while you're out, just go to the store.
00:49:55I'm not sure when the LAPD is getting here.
00:49:58Apparently they're understaffed today.
00:49:59What else is new?
00:50:00But, uh, I'm pretty sure cookies aren't a good enough diet for a kid his age, and...
00:50:05Get him in a toy while you're at it.
00:50:07Yes, sir.
00:50:08Oh, my gosh, it's Dad's.
00:50:38I'm not sure what kids eat, but I think peanut butter and jelly sandwich should do.
00:50:46Uh, also, this car toy was all they had.
00:50:49Yeah, that's fine.
00:50:50Hey, uh, any sign of Miranda?
00:50:53She's right there, sir.
00:51:03So, you can't tell me anything about your family emergency this morning.
00:51:07You can't tell me why you were in my bushes spying on me through my window.
00:51:12You can't seem to explain why Kirk seems to recognize you.
00:51:16And you can't tell me why you didn't answer any of my texts or calls from this morning.
00:51:23Oh, goody, I'm starving!
00:51:27He's your responsibility now.
00:51:30LAPD will be here shortly.
00:51:32Hopefully.
00:51:33Sounds good.
00:51:34Absolutely will do what it can do.
00:51:37Okay.
00:51:42We're gonna play a game, okay?
00:51:44Do you wanna play a game with Mommy?
00:51:46Are we playing pretend?
00:51:48How, how did you know that?
00:51:50Because we did it the last time with the wig and sunglasses.
00:51:53All right.
00:51:55Okay, we are gonna play pretend again.
00:51:57I'm gonna be the nanny, and you're gonna be the little kid.
00:52:00But we can't let Mr. Raymond know that we're playing a game, okay?
00:52:05Okay.
00:52:10Nanny, I'm tired.
00:52:12Take him to the guest room, and I'm gonna go ahead and get in contact with the cops, because
00:52:20they should be here by now.
00:52:22No!
00:52:22What's gotten into you?
00:52:30No.
00:52:33I will take care of it for you.
00:52:35You are very clearly busy with stuff.
00:52:40So I'll deal with the boy, and the police, and you just, you just relax.
00:52:45Hi, LAPD.
00:53:01I was just calling about the little boy that was found at the K group this morning.
00:53:05I just wanted to let you know that his parents have been found, and there is no need to send
00:53:08anyone to pick him up.
00:53:10Yeah.
00:53:11Okay.
00:53:15Oh, oh, oh.
00:53:23I'm sorry.
00:53:25No, no, no.
00:53:26It's all right.
00:53:26It's all right.
00:53:28No, no, no.
00:53:29Stop, stop.
00:53:29I got it.
00:53:30I can get you a new outfit.
00:53:32That would be helpful.
00:53:34Hey.
00:53:35Hey, buddy.
00:53:35Buddy.
00:53:36It's all right?
00:53:37I'm not mad.
00:53:39It's just an accident.
00:53:40It happens, okay?
00:53:43Now, go ahead and take that.
00:53:45And let's go get cleaned up.
00:53:47Okay.
00:53:47Yeah.
00:53:53Oh, thank you.
00:53:54You can go ahead and set it down right there.
00:53:57Oh, my gosh.
00:53:58Whoa.
00:53:59Hey.
00:53:59I am so sorry that was the car.
00:54:07Oh, okay.
00:54:08Well, I thought it was maybe just the ride you were going for.
00:54:12Oh, my gosh.
00:54:12Oh, my gosh.
00:54:13Oh, my gosh.
00:54:30Hello?
00:54:31Raymond King, did you banish your cousin to Texas?
00:54:34Do you understand how mad your uncle is right now?
00:54:36Yeah, look, Mom, this was bound to happen, okay?
00:54:40He's been trying to claw his way into the K group for years, and he can have the Houston
00:54:44office, but there's no way in hell that I'm letting him take over the headquarters here
00:54:46in L.A.
00:54:47Raymond, Raymond, Raymond.
00:54:49Let's talk.
00:54:50In person.
00:54:51Okay.
00:54:51I'll let you know when I'm free.
00:54:53I've got a ton of work at the office, and I'm even on my way out right now.
00:54:57Too late.
00:54:58I'm already here.
00:54:59Hey, buddy.
00:55:08All right, we're going to go up.
00:55:10One, two, three.
00:55:11Nice.
00:55:12Just like the airplane.
00:55:13Let's go.
00:55:14Go on, Zach.
00:55:15Go, go.
00:55:15Okay, no, no.
00:55:16Both of you need to stay in here and stay quiet, okay?
00:55:19Hey, can you stay quiet and play with the nanny?
00:55:22Nice.
00:55:24Wait, what's going on?
00:55:26Shh.
00:55:26Coming.
00:55:40I don't understand why you're making this so difficult.
00:55:44I asked you to marry Alicia, not fall in love with her.
00:55:48Without her family's support, your uncle is going to raise hell over what you did.
00:55:52I know, but that Uncle Andy's been trying to steal the company from us for years.
00:55:56Do you think a marriage is really going to save anything?
00:56:00Your uncle aside, you still need to consider picking a marriage candidate, and Alicia is
00:56:06your best bet.
00:56:08The land her family controls is exactly what we need.
00:56:12Without the ability to expand, we won't be able to reach the goal that your father envisioned.
00:56:21What's that?
00:56:22Uh, no, it's nothing.
00:56:23I must have paused the video I was watching.
00:56:26Tell me, Raymond, why not Alicia?
00:56:32Well, look, I'm busy at the office with work and meetings and work.
00:56:39I don't have time for this.
00:56:43I'll call my driver.
00:56:44No need.
00:56:46I drove myself.
00:56:47Will you at least consider Alicia?
00:56:54She's not a bad-looking girl either.
00:56:57Hang on, yeah.
00:57:02Forgot my purse.
00:57:04Oh, sure.
00:57:04Sure.
00:57:08Oh.
00:57:11Whose toy is this?
00:57:12Oh, it's mine.
00:57:21I, you know, got it at the store.
00:57:25You used to love toy cars.
00:57:38We had to put the Greenfield Project on pause.
00:57:41What was that?
00:57:41The news said there's a big solar storm coming that could mess with our gear.
00:57:45And on top of that, we're expecting some serious downpours and a solar eclipse in the next couple of days.
00:57:52Look, I want a DNA test done on Kirk and I...
00:57:55What?
00:57:57Kirk, you mean that kid?
00:57:58There's just something about him.
00:58:01The more I look at him, the more it feels like I'm staring into a de-aging mirror.
00:58:07A de-aging...
00:58:08No, look, you get the point.
00:58:09Just do it in secret.
00:58:11Don't let anybody find out.
00:58:13Don't let Miranda or the kid know.
00:58:15Do it fast.
00:58:17I want results as quick as possible.
00:58:19Yes, sir.
00:58:20Hey, Kirk.
00:58:41Remember me?
00:58:45Remember me?
00:58:46Yeah, the boring uncle.
00:58:51Well, how about we play a game of hide and seek together?
00:58:55I want to play with Dad.
00:58:57Your dad's busy with work, but he sent me to play with you.
00:59:01Okay, but I want to hide first.
00:59:09Four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
00:59:16Where are you?
00:59:21Uncle Steve can't find you.
00:59:33Ready or not, here I come.
00:59:36Found you.
00:59:37Okay, now it's my turn.
00:59:42One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
00:59:51What's this?
00:59:52It's the DNA test result, sir.
00:59:53So, we're not even a little bit related.
01:00:04Yes, sir.
01:00:08Sir?
01:00:10This is good news, isn't it?
01:00:12Mommy, take me out to play.
01:00:27Honey, it's raining outside.
01:00:29And besides, when we're together and we're alone, you can call me mom.
01:00:33Okay.
01:00:34Bye.
01:00:36Hey.
01:00:40God, the weather's just so weird today.
01:00:44Yeah, we got a big solar storm coming through.
01:00:46We've even got a solar eclipse in the next couple of days.
01:00:49I heard something spooky might happen.
01:00:51Maybe we'll get super couch.
01:00:53Oh, hey, hey.
01:00:56So, um, anyway, what I was gonna tell you, um, two days gone by and still no sign of the
01:01:04cops.
01:01:06No.
01:01:06No, no, they actually came by and it turns out that his father is really sick.
01:01:12And so I told them that I would watch him for a few days.
01:01:15Great to see you here, kiddo.
01:01:19Oh, my...
01:01:20Mom!
01:01:27Mom!
01:01:28Mom!
01:01:29What?
01:01:30Did you just call me?
01:01:31Mom, are you okay?
01:01:32Mom, are you okay?
01:01:45So you're telling me that we switched bodies?
01:01:50Oh, please tell me this is one big elaborate joke.
01:01:54Ah, no.
01:01:55This is not a dream.
01:01:56It's not rocket science.
01:02:02You unclip, you unwind, find an outlet, and here you go.
01:02:08Here you go.
01:02:08Open.
01:02:10Here you go.
01:02:10It's good.
01:02:17Daddy, I'm a tire.
01:02:19I'm a tire.
01:02:19I'm a tire.
01:02:20I'm a tire.
01:02:21I'm a tire.
01:02:23I'm a tire.
01:02:26Come on.
01:02:30Mom, are you okay?
01:02:32You're acting weird.
01:02:34How long do you have to play in any game for?
01:02:37It was not that fun.
01:02:39It never even was.
01:02:40Okay, sure, we can stop.
01:02:42But what did you just call me?
01:02:44Mom, you said when it was just the two of us, I could call you Mom.
01:02:48And now the game is over.
01:02:49Dad, why do you call me, um, Raymond, father?
01:02:56Because I look just like him.
01:02:58And in the movies, daddies and sons always look the same.
01:03:01Well, those are just the movies, kid.
01:03:04You know, you gotta have some more kind of proof.
01:03:08But there is proof.
01:03:10What?
01:03:11The ring.
01:03:12If you draw it and show it to Mr. Raymond, he could see it.
01:03:15It must be his.
01:03:17Do you remember what this ring looks like?
01:03:19You said it had a big green stone.
01:03:23All right, it's time for bed, kiddo.
01:03:24Miranda, what is it?
01:03:50I am Raymond.
01:03:52What?
01:03:52Sorry, I don't have time for this.
01:03:54Mr. King and I have a very busy day ahead of us.
01:03:56I took you to a boutique on Rodeo Drive a few days ago.
01:04:00We talked to a woman named Cindy about an emerald ring.
01:04:02What?
01:04:02How did you know that?
01:04:03Because I am Raymond King.
01:04:05This isn't funny.
01:04:07What is it, some kind of prank you thought of?
01:04:09What's next, a camera and a big sign that says gotcha?
01:04:11Please.
01:04:12Three years ago, when your mom got sick, I found the best doctor in Germany to cure her.
01:04:16The procedure lasted about 12 hours and 34 minutes.
01:04:22Boss?
01:04:24Yeah.
01:04:25What happened?
01:04:27It's a long story.
01:04:29Anyway, plans change and I have a job for you.
01:04:32I need you to do another DNA sample, this time comparing my hair to Kirk's.
01:04:35For the better of K group, you need to give Alicia a chance.
01:04:51Why don't you invite her to dinner tonight?
01:04:55Miranda, why don't you go clean the bedroom or something?
01:04:58This is a private conversation.
01:05:10Steve, why don't you join us?
01:05:12Uh, no thanks, Mr., Miss, Mrs. King.
01:05:19I have stuff to do at the office.
01:05:23Where can I find, um, you know, Mr., uh, uh, Miss Miranda?
01:05:31What is going on with everyone today?
01:05:40Keep smiling like that and you won't get paid this month.
01:05:52So he is my son.
01:05:53Sir, not to interrupt your, uh, midlife crisis, but we have another problem.
01:06:03You have six meetings today.
01:06:05Okay, and?
01:06:10Oh, crap.
01:06:23Okay, don't worry, sir.
01:06:30I mean, Miranda.
01:06:32We have a plan.
01:06:32Come on.
01:06:33Ladies and gentlemen, uh, I would like to introduce to you today my new advisor, Miranda.
01:07:00Uh, she will be stepping up today to lead today's meeting, and I trust that you will treat her
01:07:10with the same amount of respect that you treat me with, your boss, Raymond King.
01:07:14Oh.
01:07:32Oh.
01:07:36So, any idea on how to fix this?
01:07:40No, not a glove.
01:07:41Oh.
01:07:44Mr. King's office.
01:07:51Mm-hmm.
01:07:52Okay.
01:07:54Steve needs me.
01:07:56Stay here and wait for me.
01:07:58I...
01:07:59This is already my fifth coffee today.
01:08:04God, how much coffee does one person have to drink for their caffeine tolerance to be this
01:08:07high?
01:08:09Oh.
01:08:10Oh.
01:08:14Like I said, that just, it looks really good on you.
01:08:19What are you doing?
01:08:20Oh, it's you.
01:08:21That clumsy waitress.
01:08:23What are you doing here?
01:08:25Oh, I get it.
01:08:26You put those looks to use and seduced your way into a rich man's bed.
01:08:29I always knew you were a gold digger.
01:08:31Fuck off.
01:08:33Oh.
01:08:34Hey!
01:08:35What?
01:08:35Get back here!
01:08:41So what?
01:08:43Experimenting with my love life?
01:08:44What?
01:08:45No!
01:08:46Your mother was talking to me about how Alicia's the perfect match for you, and look, I was
01:08:51just doing you a favor by making the first move.
01:08:54A favor?
01:08:54You think setting me up with another woman is doing me a favor?
01:09:00Another woman?
01:09:01I...
01:09:01I don't understand.
01:09:07What's happening?
01:09:13What's happening?
01:09:14It's just a solar eclipse.
01:09:15Don't sidetrack it.
01:09:18I'm sorry.
01:09:20Like, it is so funny, you looking at me like that with my face, is that actually how I
01:09:26look like when I'm mad?
01:09:27Well, it's your face.
01:09:28No, I just think you're doing it a little bit different.
01:09:31How would I be doing something differently?
01:09:32I don't know.
01:09:33Maybe it's the, uh, oh, it's the hair.
01:09:34I never do my hair like that.
01:09:36I like it, though.
01:09:36It gives me a more professional feel.
01:09:39This is exactly how you do your hair.
01:09:42No.
01:09:42No, it's not at all.
01:09:43I think I...
01:09:43You don't have your hair like that.
01:09:45I always have my hair like that.
01:09:46What did you do to my hair?
01:09:47No, your part is weird.
01:09:49I don't know what you did to the lips.
01:09:50Yeah, look at that.
01:09:51Okay, so I don't have, like, lips right now.
01:09:52Your lips, your hair, your lips, your hair, your eyes.
01:09:54Don't talk about my hair.
01:09:55Everything.
01:10:09Hey, don't try to sidetrack it.
01:10:13It's just the end of the solar eclipse.
01:10:20So, we got our bodies back just like that.
01:10:25What was that?
01:10:26Some kind of joke from the sun?
01:10:28Yeah, it's perfect timing, too.
01:10:30We've got a pretty important meeting in a few minutes, and I was trying to figure out how
01:10:33I was going to do it in your body.
01:10:35You stay here, and you figure out a reason why you've been lying to me for weeks.
01:10:39What are you talking about?
01:10:40Why you didn't tell me Kirk is my son?
01:10:53So you're telling me it was you the whole time?
01:10:57I mean, didn't you recognize me?
01:11:00Well, that night I was drugged, and my memory was all fuzzy.
01:11:05Then I found out I was pregnant, but I didn't remember what you looked like.
01:11:08But I went in, I asked the hotel staff, and they wouldn't tell me anything, and so I ran out
01:11:13of options.
01:11:14Okay, well, what about the ring, then?
01:11:15I sold it.
01:11:18You know, there was a time where Kirk and I really struggled to get by.
01:11:25What about you?
01:11:27Why didn't you recognize me?
01:11:29Well, you know, I was pretty messed up that night, too.
01:11:33I was looking for you for years.
01:11:35I mean, I sent Steve on hundreds and thousands of wild goose chases, but we could never come
01:11:40up with anything, but here you are.
01:11:42I'm so sorry that I accused you of being a spy sent by my cousin's family.
01:11:50It's okay.
01:11:51I mean, I haven't forgiven you quite yet, Mr. King.
01:11:53Okay, well, what can I do to earn your forgiveness?
01:11:57Mom!
01:11:58Dad!
01:12:01Mom!
01:12:02Dad!
01:12:03Hey, buddy.
01:12:05You can start by being a dad.
01:12:09You know what, kid?
01:12:10I, uh, I think you might be right.
01:12:14About what?
01:12:16We do look alike.
01:12:18I knew it!
01:12:21Hey, kiddo, what do you want for dinner tonight?
01:12:23Pizza!
01:12:27Okay.
01:12:28It's pizza, then.
01:12:30Let's go get some pizza.
01:12:31Let's go!
01:12:31Let's go!
01:12:35Oh!
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