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00:30I can't believe I'm so close to Freddie Jones.
00:39Charlotte, why are you just standing here when there's people without hors d'oeuvres?
00:43Sorry, sir, the caterers ran off so I could get more.
00:46Finally, more hors d'oeuvres.
00:48I was just talking to the head of the studio.
00:51We share a skin cabin.
00:52She's having a great time, Uncle Beth.
00:54Oh, at least I have one intern who knows how to host a party.
00:57Charlotte, you could take a few notes here from Ava.
01:01This isn't your backwoods Applebee's.
01:03This is a Hollywood party.
01:05Hey, Mark Paul Gossler!
01:07He's right. You're too uptight and sweaty.
01:11It's not helping your whole Walmart aesthetic.
01:14It's not helping that I've been working this entire party by myself.
01:17It doesn't matter how hard you work.
01:20People have to like you.
01:21Nobody likes a martyr who dresses like she works at the DMV.
01:25Give up and go home.
01:27Thanks, Ava, but I don't need advice on how to charm a room for my nepho baby.
01:31I've been working for tips since I was 15.
01:46Mr. Jones?
01:47Call me Freddy.
01:51Right.
01:52Um, I'm so sorry.
01:53You don't need to be sorry.
01:55It's probably needed a little excitement.
01:57It was trash and everybody knows it.
01:59Yeah.
02:01I mean, I prefer your earlier work, but you were still excellent.
02:06Thanks.
02:07Telling me the truth.
02:08Nobody tells me the truth anymore.
02:09Well, it was, uh, nice bumping into you.
02:18Hey, Mr. Jones.
02:20Hey, you should be the one entertaining our store client.
02:23Not her.
02:24I can only hire one of you.
02:25Right now, she's winning.
02:26Do better.
02:27Here.
02:29There you go.
02:47There you go.
02:47I don't know.
02:54I'm the best.
02:59I'm the best.
03:01I'm the best.
03:03Hey, you're on a good side, won't you, man?
03:06Thanks, Greg.
03:14Where am I?
03:17Good morning.
03:23Good morning.
03:43Did you forget that today is the first day of your master plan?
03:46Come on, man.
03:47Get down here.
03:48Yeah, I know.
04:00Hey, what a premiere, Mr. Jones.
04:02I don't know whether you're already on screen or off.
04:05Hey, what can I get you?
04:06You want a coffee, water?
04:08No, I'm fine.
04:09Thanks.
04:10I'll just...
04:11I'll get both just in case.
04:15Close the door.
04:16Oh, negative.
04:18Your favorite.
04:19Oh, negative.
04:20Your favorite.
04:21I figure after last night, you would be pretty hungry.
04:26I didn't even like that, eh?
04:29Okay.
04:30I just needed help, and I needed an exit.
04:32Come on, Freddy.
04:34I've been your best friend and your enabler for the last 200 years.
04:38During that time, I've known you to be very picky, very cautious, and a very, very demanding vampire.
04:46So, come on.
04:47Give me something.
04:48How'd she taste?
04:52I don't know, man.
04:53I think she was an intern.
04:55I didn't even get her name.
04:57But nothing happened.
04:59Good.
05:00Because I got enough to worry about while you're going away undercover.
05:03You sure about this plan?
05:05I mean, come on.
05:06Why can't you just go to the Maldives like every other actor?
05:09I just need to get away from everything.
05:11The business, my parents, this whole movie star lifestyle.
05:16It's just...
05:17But why do you want to go undercover as an intern?
05:19Is this about that intern girl?
05:21Yeah, I may have come on a bit strong.
05:23I don't know.
05:24There's just something about her.
05:25But how do you know dressing up like an intern is going to help you get to know her?
05:28And how do you know that when you get close to her, you're not just going to blow your cover?
05:31I don't know.
05:32I'll play it cool.
05:33I'll work hard.
05:34Hopefully our paths will cross.
05:35I can feel it, though.
05:36Fine.
05:37I'll do what I can.
05:39But please, promise me you're not going to let this intern thing distract you from your
05:44actual job.
05:45Thanks, Colvin.
05:46This is going to be the role of a lifetime.
05:52Better.
05:53But you can't help but look like a movie star.
05:56I think I might need help from a glamour, so...
06:00So, I didn't know if you wanted all of it.
06:04Where's Mr. Jones?
06:05He had an engagement.
06:09Who's this?
06:10This is Edward, our new intern.
06:12Oh, great.
06:14Another one.
06:16Well, let's get you started.
06:23Jesus.
06:24This might actually work.
06:25Yes.
06:35When can I expect money from you?
06:36I'm bartending nights and weekends.
06:38But if you don't make some more money soon, you won't have a home to return to.
06:42Do you know the debt we're in?
06:44We're going to lose the bar if you don't start helping.
06:47The internship is going great.
06:49I'm going to have a new job before we know it.
06:52Okay?
06:53Um, I have to go.
06:55Bye.
07:00After you humiliated yourself in front of the entire industry.
07:03I'm surprised you even came in today.
07:05What happened to me last night?
07:07I know I only have one drink.
07:09Were you taking bets on who you ended up with?
07:11My money's in the pay from the mail room.
07:13Leave me alone.
07:14Leave me alone.
07:23Oh, if it isn't Miss Life of the Party.
07:26You know, it's one thing to entertain the clients.
07:29But it's another to walk around acting like a drunken floozy.
07:32I'm sorry.
07:33I don't...
07:34Oh, really?
07:35Sorry about that.
07:36Well, there's penance you can show around the new intern.
07:39We have a new intern?
07:40Yeah, yeah, that guy.
07:41Hey, come on over here.
07:43Oh, Kogan.
07:44Yeah, you.
07:45Jesus.
07:46Stop doing workouts and talk to her.
07:49Hi.
07:50I'm Edward.
07:57Hi.
07:58I'm Edward.
08:01Are you okay?
08:03Yeah.
08:04I'm Charlotte.
08:05Let me show you around.
08:11Hey, cutie.
08:12Oh, hello.
08:13Are you running for junior exec?
08:15No, I'm not looking for anything permanent.
08:18Oh, good.
08:19We should get along fine then.
08:21So, where are you from?
08:23Look, I'm supposed to help Charlotte with something, so...
08:27Between us?
08:28Charlotte's character isn't going to get her very far in this industry.
08:32This was her last night.
08:33Okay.
08:34Where are you going?
08:35To go help Charlotte.
08:36Like you should have done last night.
08:37Oh.
08:38Oh.
08:39Okay.
08:40So, Freddy just went on vacation.
08:41When he gets back, he's going to want something very different for his next project.
08:43We're looking for something that's very character-driven, but at the same time, something that only he could play.
08:47So, ideas?
08:48What about a period piece?
08:49You know, Freddy has this classic quality to him.
08:53Like, you could almost be from a different time.
09:07If you could see in a Western?
09:08Or a Jane Austen movie?
09:10Ah, that's really perceptive.
09:11Excuse me, interns?
09:13But the grown-ups are talking?
09:14Do you know who you're talking to?
09:16Excuse me. Interns? But the grown-ups are talking.
09:20Do you know who you're talking to?
09:24Do you know who you're talking to?
09:30I mean, it's Fred Edwards' first day.
09:36Sorry.
09:41Oh, I totally forgot.
09:43I've actually got to run, but I'm greatly looking forward to hearing all of your ideas.
09:51When you're big shots, you can open your mouth every time a dumb idea pops into your head.
09:56But until then, you're nobody.
09:59I'll remember that.
10:00Good.
10:01Charlotte, you can stay and clean up after the party.
10:03I'll tell the cleaning services to skip this weekend.
10:06Tonight? But I have another job.
10:08Oh, great. But you should have thought about that before you embarrassed our department.
10:14Ava! Happy hour!
10:17I'm buying!
10:23You know you don't have to stay and clean up with me, right?
10:26I don't mind.
10:28Can I ask you something?
10:30Are Ava and Seth real pieces of shit?
10:32You know, I shouldn't laugh.
10:37No, you should. You have a really beautiful smile.
10:42No, but seriously, why are they always like that?
10:45I don't know. It's just kind of the way they are.
10:47Ava's in the running for the same job as me, and Seth's her uncle, so...
10:51Anyway, what's your story?
10:56Why are you here?
10:59I mean, you can call it a court of like prices.
11:03I don't know. I guess I've just been sheltered my whole life, so...
11:06I just wanted to try something new.
11:07You wanted to try picking up trash with me?
11:11I mean, there's worse ways to spend your day.
11:14Plus, I thought you could, you know, teach me a few things, and I can learn the ins and outs.
11:20Deal.
11:25Shoot, I'm going to be late for work.
11:27But this isn't work?
11:28Not for me.
11:30You know we don't get paid, right?
11:32What?
11:32I'll see you on Monday.
11:41Hey, Coleman.
11:43Yeah, give me the personal file on Charlotte's sin.
11:45Yeah, I need to know everything about her.
11:47Also, we've got to start paying these interns.
11:50All right.
11:50Why would you want to meet here?
12:05You hate places like this.
12:07Yeah, you do.
12:08What can I get good to?
12:10Mr. Hart?
12:14Edward, do you guys know each other?
12:17Us?
12:18No, no, no.
12:19That's okay, I'm sorry.
12:20Look, he's a friend of my father's.
12:23I just didn't want anyone to think I was another Nepo baby.
12:26That's why you're so sheltered.
12:29Don't worry, your secret's safe with me.
12:31Do you know what you'd like?
12:33Yeah, we'll take two Bloody Marys.
12:36Extra Bloody.
12:42What?
12:43Small world.
12:45Small world, and...
12:46Oh, look!
12:47Right there is where it tells you where she works in her personnel file.
12:50Yeah.
12:51Look at that.
12:52I think you already did.
12:53She's amazing, though.
12:55Top of her class.
12:57Full-rise scholarship.
12:59She could be anything.
13:00I don't know why she'd want to settle at the bottom in Hollywood.
13:03Sounds like somebody else that we know.
13:05Even the drinking.
13:07Okay.
13:08You know, Ava had a lot to do with that.
13:10It smelled on her a mile away.
13:11If you have some time this weekend, and you feel like getting your hands dirty...
13:17Yeah, sure.
13:19I'll be right back with those drinks.
13:24Oh, brother.
13:26We are in love.
13:29Can you make mine a double, please?
13:31Hey.
13:42So how do you know if a script is worth pitching?
13:44A good script grabs you on the first page and doesn't let go.
13:47You can't stop thinking about it.
13:48Edward, save yourself some time.
13:51If a script isn't on the blacklist, it's a pass.
13:54It's that easy.
13:56Like this one.
13:57Once you find a script you love, it makes all the drudgery worth it.
14:08At least for me.
14:09Hey, stop gabbing and get me your weekend script reports.
14:13I need something that screams Freddie Jones to bring to Coleman.
14:16So what do we got?
14:18I read a lot of great scripts.
14:20This top one is a modern take on Sunset Boulevard.
14:22Isn't that like black and white?
14:25That's one of the greatest movies of all time.
14:27You sound just like Freddie Jones.
14:29He always says that that's the movie that inspired him to act.
14:32Look at you two.
14:33Sounding like nerds and losers living in the 50s.
14:36A contact just sounded like action romance.
14:38That's perfect.
14:40Ava, you are the best.
14:42I bet Freddie's gonna love that.
14:49Yeah.
14:50I bet Freddie will love that.
14:52Yeah.
14:52Yeah.
14:52Yeah.
14:57This script has a lot of heat and it's a great part for Freddie.
15:02Yeah.
15:02If we don't jump on this now tomorrow, I promise we're gonna read in the trades if Leo's doing it.
15:06It's really good.
15:07But it's completely wrong for Freddie.
15:17But it's got everything.
15:19Action, sex.
15:20He even has his shirt off for over an hour.
15:23Yeah, but there's plenty more where that came from.
15:25Good.
15:28Because Freddie's looking for a wide spectrum.
15:31So I'm gonna want to hear pitches from all of the interns.
15:35And whoever can pitch a film that Freddie actually wants to buy gets the junior executive position.
15:41Are you okay, honey?
15:54That beer has more head than a truck stop men's room.
15:57Yeah, sorry.
15:58Just work stuff.
16:00Work stuff or romance stuff?
16:04Don't look so shocked.
16:05Spending 20 years in a bar, I get really good at reading people, okay?
16:09I don't even know if it's mutual.
16:11It is.
16:13How do you know that?
16:14Because I got a sense about this stuff.
16:17Plus, he's sitting over at that table and he just asked about ya.
16:27What are you doing here?
16:30Well, I got those scripts that said toss some trash and how you want to talk about it.
16:36Okay.
16:43Thanks for coming out tonight.
16:44You know, even if nothing happens, I love talking about movies with you.
16:49I love talking about movies with you, too.
16:51Honestly, four hours does not seem like enough time.
16:55Shit.
16:56Shit.
17:00Smell that?
17:02O negative.
17:02My favorite.
17:07That's interesting.
17:24Let's take them both.
17:27I'm hungry.
17:29Sleep again.
17:31He's one of us.
17:32No way.
17:36Is that?
17:43I gotta go.
17:49You'll never guess who just came in.
17:52You're his biggest fan.
17:53Can you imagine being so famous if you lie about being on vacation?
18:14Don't you have work you should be doing?
18:15The contact just sent me another hot script, so no.
18:25Hey, Charlotte.
18:26Um, can I need to help I jammed the printer again?
18:31Again?
18:32Yeah.
18:33Seriously?
18:34Yeah.
18:38Hey, what do you have for me?
18:41I just forwarded you a new script everyone is talking about.
18:44That's all you have.
18:45That script just sold, and it's not even what he's looking for.
18:50Aren't you even listening?
18:51How am I supposed to find something small and pretentious?
18:55It's boring.
18:56Figure it out.
18:57I got you to third base.
18:59You can score your own home run.
19:00If that farm girl brings in a script that Freddie wants to buy, I can't stop Coleman from hiring her.
19:07Get on it.
19:09Now!
19:10Jesus fucking Christ.
19:12Jesus fucking Christ.
19:42Okay, Charlotte, look up out the other night.
19:45It's fine.
19:46You don't have to explain.
19:48We worked together.
19:49You did the smart thing.
19:51We should keep it professional.
19:53Right?
19:57Yeah, I mean, that's what you want.
20:01If you do it like that, you're going to rip it.
20:06Is this my proposal?
20:09Yeah, that's pretty high.
20:09I ship copies for you.
20:11It's so nice.
20:15Well, it should work now.
20:17Okay.
20:19Thanks.
20:19Why is the door locked?
20:32I didn't lock it.
20:33It must have been Ava.
20:38Hey, are you okay?
20:41It's...
20:41I'm claustrophobic and confined spaces.
20:44They make me panic.
20:46Okay, hey, hey, hey, hey.
20:48It's going to be okay.
20:49All right?
20:49You're going to be okay.
20:50Trust me for a second.
20:51Okay?
20:51Okay?
20:51Okay?
20:51Okay?
20:52Okay.
20:52Okay?
20:52Okay.
20:52Okay.
20:52Okay.
20:52Okay.
20:52Okay.
20:52Okay.
20:53Okay.
20:54Okay.
20:54Better?
21:05How did you do that?
21:11Just a little trick I learned.
21:13Yeah, you're right
21:17We should probably keep it professional
21:20Wait
21:26What's going on here?
21:49Why is the door locked?
21:54Let's get you out of here
21:55Come on
21:56Man, being an intern is hard work
22:08By the way, have you seen Charlie's proposal?
22:11It's pretty good
22:12Brady, it's time to go back
22:14I've got paparazzi circling the kill
22:18Just looking for a scoop
22:20And guess what?
22:21You know who's been calling me?
22:23Diana
22:24And she's been asking me questions
22:26Oh, okay
22:27So what, Diana has paparazzi working for her now?
22:30Vampire paparazzi
22:31When is that woman ever going to realize it is not going to work out between us?
22:36I don't care what she wants or what my parents want or what the paparazzi wants
22:40It's not going to work
22:42Yeah, well, it's easy to be patient when you're an immortal bitch
22:45True
22:46I know you and Charlotte have a bond
22:49It's time to call a rap on Eddie
22:53And time to get back to work
22:55Back to my lonely, gilded cage?
22:59You signed up for this
23:00She didn't
23:02How's your project proposal going?
23:11Why do you care?
23:12I want it to be good
23:13If I'm going to hand it in
23:14What are you talking about?
23:15My contact fell through and
23:17I can't hand in nothing
23:18So, unless you help me
23:20I'll have to hand in
23:22This
23:23What the fuck, Ava?
23:27How'd you get pages from my journal?
23:29Care to how you talk to me?
23:31Your one phone call away from being a stupid slut that taint Freddie's career
23:34There's no scandal if we didn't even sleep together
23:37I don't understand why you would do this, Ava
23:40If you work for Freddie, you're going to ruin his career
23:43I won't
23:44Unless you force me to
23:46So what will it be?
23:53Let's get set up
23:59They love the proposal so much
24:02They want me to present it to the board
24:04I hope you're happy with yourself
24:05You're looking at the new junior executive
24:08Don't worry
24:09I requested you stay on as my personal intern
24:13God
24:17Lieutenant
24:18Hey
24:25Where are you going with that?
24:28Have you seen Eddie?
24:34Looks like your little boyfriend left without saying goodbye
24:36Let's focus everyone
24:37We have a lot to discuss
24:39Guess he wasn't as into you as he thought
24:41I don't think we'll need you for this meeting
24:43I'm pretty sure there's some cleaning to do around the office
24:45Fine with me
24:46Mr. Jones?
24:51Where are you going?
24:54Please say
24:55I think everybody puts an A
24:57Sure
24:59You can take notes
25:01There he is
25:03End of the hour
25:04Hey, welcome back Freddie
25:06Looking tan and refreshed
25:07Better than ever
25:08Thank you Seth
25:09Appreciate that
25:10I would really like to know what this movie is at its core
25:18Ava
25:19This is your baby
25:21I would love to hear from you
25:22Well, at its core
25:24It's a Freddie Jones movie
25:25That's what people are paying to see
25:27So what's your vision?
25:29Do you see this more as a classic Hollywood homage?
25:32A mystery?
25:33A romance?
25:33I think it has it all
25:37What's your favorite part?
25:39The ending
25:40What happens in the end?
25:42Your character
25:43Uh
25:44Wins?
25:47No, it's funny
25:48You wrote such an elegant summary
25:50But you can't recall any major plot points
25:53Or how it ends
25:54I'm just curious
25:55Did you actually read the script?
25:56Or did you just have AI spit out a report for you?
25:59Of course I wrote this
26:00It's just been a few weeks
26:03And I
26:03I
26:04What do you think?
26:06At its heart
26:09It's
26:10A romance
26:11A mystery with a satirical edge
26:15But
26:15Ultimately a love story
26:17With a poignant and
26:19Tragic ending
26:21Sounds like a good movie
26:22Why do you think it'd be beneficial for my career?
26:26Because
26:27People might not know it yet
26:28But you can do more than look good with your shirt off
26:31Opening weekend
26:32They're gonna go to see Freddie Jones the movie star
26:35But come Monday
26:36They're gonna tell their friends to go see Freddie Jones the actor
26:39I love that
26:44You sold me
26:46Ava
26:48I would like you to take notes for Charlotte from now on
26:51Uh
26:53I'm for her
26:54What the hell was that?
27:01Ow, you're hurting me
27:02I just answered his question
27:04You set me up
27:05You humiliated me
27:07You should have prepared me better
27:08I just know I had to prepare you
27:10Didn't you read what you handed in?
27:11Oh, it was insanely long
27:13And I have better things to do
27:14That was the whole point of using your proposal
27:16You made me look like an idiot
27:18No, Ava
27:19No, Ava
27:19Actually
27:19You did that all on your own
27:21You made me look so bad
27:23I need an explanation
27:24She set me up
27:25Your assistant executed a master plan to embarrass you and take control of a meeting
27:29If that's true, then we should probably have her on the executive payroll
27:33She planned this
27:34With Freddie
27:35I have proof
27:36Just to humiliate me
27:38They slept together
27:40That's enough
27:41I'm sorry
27:42Where is it?
27:44Where is it?
27:45Where?
27:47It's just
27:47Here it is
27:49Can we get security, please?
27:51No
27:52It was her
27:54They slept together
27:55Why don't you believe me?
27:57Let go of me
27:58Do you know how much this dress costs?
28:04I'll see you again soon
28:05Hey
28:14So
28:17How'd it go today?
28:18Where were you?
28:21Freddie Jones
28:23Look at you
28:23Get out of here
28:24No, I told you guys
28:25No, no pictures
28:26Go
28:26Get out of here
28:27Go
28:28What the hell is going on?
28:32Why did they call you Freddie?
28:35Look, Charlotte
28:36I
28:36I never meant to trick you
28:40Please
28:49I don't
28:51I don't know what to think
28:52I don't know who you are
28:55Charlotte
29:05Oh, you bitch
29:14Oh, you'll pay for that
29:16We just wanted a story
29:22But I guess we'll settle for something else
29:26Get the fuck away from me
29:30Charlotte
29:41Are you okay?
29:43You look hurt
29:43Are you hurt?
29:44I'm fine
29:45I'm so sorry
29:46This is all my fault
29:48Why are you apologizing?
29:49You're just saving my life
29:50The boss is gonna love this
30:00You sure you're okay?
30:11Thanks, Tom
30:12Does that hurt?
30:21A little
30:22Are they always following you like that?
30:27Or is this what it's like to be Freddie Jones?
30:30I'm sorry I gotta go into this
30:32But I hope you don't sneak out this time
30:40Weren't you hurt?
30:42I think you might have hit your head a little too hard
30:44I should probably lie back
30:45Look, I live in a world full of powerful people
30:51And not all of them are good
30:53There you are
30:54Look, all I want to do is protect you, Charlotte
31:12Hey
31:12Good morning
31:14Good morning
31:15Listen, I have breakfast coming up for you right now
31:19I'm gonna step out and make a quick phone call, okay?
31:23Just lie back and rest
31:25All right
31:26Coleman
31:39Hey, what do you know about the paparazzi attack last night?
31:42That cannot happen again
31:43You got it, boss
31:44You'll have security
31:45Yeah
31:45She better
31:46Shit
31:49How long has it been?
31:52I hear you and Freddie have been very busy boys behind my back
31:55Look, I'm sure you're disappointed that he's not gonna do another sequel
31:59As am I
32:00But he's already made up his mind
32:01Listen, dipshit
32:03We both know which head he's thinking with
32:05And it's not the one above his shoulders
32:06Well, that's not my business
32:08Actually, fuckhead
32:09It is your business
32:10My guy just sent me these photos
32:12No, I don't know the pay rate yet, Mom
32:29But it's
32:30It's entry level
32:31$3,000 a month?
32:36How am I supposed to
32:36No, I know it's a
32:38Okay, 12
32:40Okay, Mom
32:43I have to go
32:44Okay, bye
32:46What was that on the boat?
32:49Nothing
32:50You know, this is all really nice
32:54But I have to go work brunch in an hour
32:55What?
32:57Cancel
32:58We can stay in bed all day
33:00I got food brought up to us
33:01Look, you just got a promotion
33:03You don't need to be working back over there
33:04Yeah, well, until I get my first paycheck
33:06I'm not gonna chance it
33:07Fine
33:09Do what you want
33:11Let me know if you need anything else
33:17Thank you
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