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00:00:00I can't believe I'm so close to Freddie Jones.
00:00:24Charlotte, why are you just standing here when there's people without hors d'oeuvres?
00:00:31Sorry, sir, those potatoes were enough.
00:00:33Ooh, finally, more hors d'oeuvres.
00:00:36I was just talking to the head of the studio.
00:00:38We share a ski cabin.
00:00:39She's having a great time, Uncle Seth.
00:00:41Oh, at least I have one intern who knows how to host a party.
00:00:45Charlotte, you could take a few notes here from Ava.
00:00:48This isn't your backwoods Applebee's.
00:00:50This is a Hollywood party.
00:00:52Hey, Mark Paul Gossler!
00:00:55He's right.
00:00:56You're too uptight and sweaty.
00:00:58It's not helping your whole Walmart aesthetic.
00:01:02It's not helping that I've been working this entire party by myself.
00:01:05It doesn't matter how hard you work.
00:01:07People have to like you.
00:01:09Nobody likes a martyr who dresses like she works at the DMV.
00:01:12Give up and go home.
00:01:15Thanks, Ava, but I don't need advice on how to charm a room for my nephro baby.
00:01:19I've been working for TIP since I was 15.
00:01:22I'm so sorry.
00:01:36Do you know you'd be sorry?
00:01:38It's part of needing a little excitement.
00:01:40It was trash and everybody knows it.
00:01:42Yeah.
00:01:44I mean, I prefer your earlier work, but you were still excellent.
00:01:49Thanks for telling me the truth.
00:01:51Nobody tells me the truth anymore.
00:01:55Well, it was nice bumping into you.
00:02:01Hey, Mr. Jones.
00:02:03Hey, you should be the one entertaining our star client, not her.
00:02:07I can only hire one of you.
00:02:08Right now, she's winning.
00:02:10Do better.
00:02:12I can only hire one of you.
00:02:42I can only hire one of you.
00:02:44I'm going to watch the one right here.
00:02:46Are you honest, sir?
00:02:47I'm going to get to that one, two minutes.
00:02:49Hey, Greg.
00:02:57Where am I?
00:03:00Good morning.
00:03:01Good morning.
00:03:06Good morning.
00:03:25Yo, brother.
00:03:26Did you forget that today is the first day of your master plan?
00:03:29Come on, man. Get down here.
00:03:30Yes, all right.
00:03:43Hey, what a premiere, Mr. Jones.
00:03:45I don't know whether you're more radiant on screen or off.
00:03:48Hey, what can I get you? You want a coffee, water?
00:03:51No, I'm fine, thanks.
00:03:53How about I'll just get both, just in case?
00:03:55Close the door.
00:04:04O-Negative, your favorite.
00:04:07I figure after last night, you would be pretty hungry.
00:04:11I didn't even like that.
00:04:13I needed help, and I needed an exit.
00:04:16Come on, Freddy.
00:04:17I've been your best friend and your enabler for the last 200 years.
00:04:21And during that time, I've known you to be very picky, very cautious, and a very, very demanding vampire.
00:04:29But come on, give me something.
00:04:31How'd she taste?
00:04:32I don't know, man.
00:04:36I think she was an intern.
00:04:38I didn't even get her name.
00:04:40But nothing happened.
00:04:42Good.
00:04:43Because I got enough to worry about while you're going away undercover.
00:04:46You sure about this plan?
00:04:48I mean, come on.
00:04:49Why can't you just go to the Maldives like every other actor?
00:04:52I just need to get away from everything.
00:04:54The business, my parents, this whole movie star lifestyle.
00:05:00But why do you want to go undercover as an intern?
00:05:02Is this about that intern girl?
00:05:04Yeah, I may have come on a bit strong.
00:05:06I don't know.
00:05:07There's just something about her.
00:05:08But how do you know dressing up like an intern is going to help you get to know her?
00:05:11And how do you know that when you get close to her, you're not just going to blow your cover?
00:05:15I don't know.
00:05:15I'll play it cool.
00:05:16I'll work hard.
00:05:17Hopefully our paths will cross.
00:05:19I can feel it, though.
00:05:20Fine.
00:05:21I'll do what I can.
00:05:22But please, promise me you're not going to let this intern thing distract you from your actual job.
00:05:28Thanks, Colman.
00:05:29This is going to be the role of a lifetime.
00:05:34Better.
00:05:37But you can't help but look like a movie star.
00:05:39I think I might need help from a glamour, so.
00:05:43So, I didn't know if you wanted all of it.
00:05:47Where's Mr. Jones?
00:05:49He had an engagement.
00:05:50Who's this?
00:05:53This is Edward, our new intern.
00:05:55Oh, great.
00:05:57Another one.
00:05:59Well, let's get you started.
00:06:06Jesus.
00:06:07This might actually work.
00:06:08When can I expect money from you?
00:06:19I'm bartending nights and weekends.
00:06:21If you don't make some more money soon, you won't have a home to return to.
00:06:25Do you know the debt we're in?
00:06:27We're going to lose the bar if you don't start helping.
00:06:30The internship is going great.
00:06:32I'm going to have a new job before we know it.
00:06:35Hey, Mom, I have to go.
00:06:37Hi.
00:06:43Actually, you humiliated yourself in front of the entire industry.
00:06:46I'm surprised you even came in today.
00:06:48What happened to me last night?
00:06:50I know I only had one drink.
00:06:52Were you taking the best on who you ended up with?
00:06:54My money's on the pay from the mailroom.
00:06:57Leave me alone.
00:06:57Oh, if it isn't this life of the party.
00:07:09You know, it's one thing to entertain the clients, but it's another to walk around acting like a drunken floozy.
00:07:15I'm sorry.
00:07:16I don't...
00:07:17Oh, really?
00:07:17Sorry about that.
00:07:18Well, it's penance you can show around the new intern.
00:07:22We have a new intern?
00:07:23Yeah, yeah, that guy.
00:07:25Hey, come on over here.
00:07:26Hawk Hogan.
00:07:26Yeah, you.
00:07:28Jesus.
00:07:28Stop doing workouts and talk to her.
00:07:30Hi, I'm Edward.
00:07:39Hi, I'm Edward.
00:07:44Are you okay?
00:07:46Yeah, I'm Charlotte.
00:07:48Let me show you around.
00:07:54Hey, cutie.
00:07:55Oh, hello.
00:07:57Are you ready for junior exec?
00:07:58No, I'm not looking for anything permanent.
00:08:01Oh, good.
00:08:02We should get along fine then.
00:08:04So, where are you from?
00:08:06Look, I'm supposed to help Charlotte with something, so...
00:08:09Between us?
00:08:11Charlotte's character isn't going to get her very far in this industry.
00:08:15This was her last night.
00:08:18Hey!
00:08:20Okay.
00:08:23Where are you going?
00:08:24To go help Charlotte.
00:08:25Like you should have done last night.
00:08:28So, Freddie just went on vacation.
00:08:35When he gets back, he's going to want something very different for his next project.
00:08:39We're looking for something that's very character-driven, but at the same time, something that only he could play.
00:08:44So, ideas?
00:08:46What about a period piece?
00:08:48You know, Freddie has this classic quality to him.
00:08:51Like, he could almost be from a different time.
00:08:54Um, I could see him in a western or a gymnasium movie.
00:08:58Oh, that's really perceptive.
00:08:59Excuse me.
00:09:00Interns?
00:09:01But the grown-ups are talking?
00:09:03Do you know who you're talking to?
00:09:06Do you know who you're talking to?
00:09:08I mean, it's Freddie Edwards' first day.
00:09:18Sorry.
00:09:19Oh, I totally forgot.
00:09:26I've actually got to run, but I'm greatly looking forward to hearing all of your ideas.
00:09:33When you're big shots, you can open your mouth every time a dumb idea pops into your head.
00:09:38But until then, you're nobody.
00:09:42I'll remember that.
00:09:42Good.
00:09:44Charlotte, you can stay and clean up after the party.
00:09:46I'll tell the cleaning services to skip this weekend.
00:09:48Tonight?
00:09:49But I have another job at it.
00:09:51Oh, great!
00:09:52But you should have thought about that before you embarrassed our department.
00:09:56Ava!
00:09:57Happy hour!
00:10:00I'm buying!
00:10:05You know you don't have to stay and clean up with me, right?
00:10:08I don't mind.
00:10:10Can I ask you something?
00:10:13Are Ava and Seth real pieces of shit?
00:10:16Ew.
00:10:17I shouldn't laugh.
00:10:19No, you should.
00:10:21You have a really beautiful smile.
00:10:24No, but seriously, why are they always like that?
00:10:27I don't know.
00:10:28It's just kind of the way they are.
00:10:29Ava's in the running for the same job as me, and Seth's her uncle, so...
00:10:35Anyway, what's your story?
00:10:38Why are you here?
00:10:41I mean, you can call it a quarter-life crisis.
00:10:45I don't know.
00:10:46I guess I've just been sheltered my whole life, so...
00:10:48I just wanted to try something new.
00:10:50You wanted to try picking up trash with me?
00:10:53I mean, there's worse ways to spend your day.
00:10:56Plus, I thought you couldn't, you know, teach me a few things, and I can learn to end it out.
00:11:02Deal.
00:11:07Shoot, I'm gonna be late for work.
00:11:09Look, this isn't work?
00:11:10No, not for me.
00:11:12You know we don't get paid, right?
00:11:14What?
00:11:16I'll see you on Monday.
00:11:23Hey, Coleman.
00:11:24Yeah, give me the personal file on Charlotte's sin.
00:11:27Yeah, I need to know everything about her.
00:11:30Also, we gotta start paying these interns.
00:11:32All right.
00:11:44All right.
00:11:45Why would you want to meet here?
00:11:47You hate places like this.
00:11:49Yeah, you do.
00:11:51What can I get you to?
00:11:52Mr. Hart?
00:11:56Edward, do you guys know each other?
00:11:59Us?
00:12:00No, no, no.
00:12:01No, no, no, no, no.
00:12:03Look, he's a friend of my father's.
00:12:05I just didn't want anyone to think I was another Neville baby.
00:12:08That's why you're so sheltered.
00:12:11Don't worry, you're super safe with me.
00:12:12Do you know what you'd like?
00:12:15Yeah, we'll take two Bloody Marys.
00:12:18Extra Bloody.
00:12:24What?
00:12:25Small world.
00:12:27Small world, and oh, look.
00:12:29Right there is where it tells you where she works in her personnel file.
00:12:33Yeah, look at that.
00:12:34I think you already did.
00:12:36She's amazing, bro.
00:12:37Top of her class.
00:12:39Full-rise scholarship.
00:12:41She could be anything.
00:12:43I don't know why she'd want to set off the bottom in Hollywood.
00:12:45Sounds like somebody else that we know.
00:12:47Even the drinking.
00:12:49Okay.
00:12:50You know, Ava had a lot to do with that.
00:12:52It smelled on her a mile away.
00:12:56If you have some time this weekend, and you feel like getting your hands dirty.
00:12:59Yeah, sure.
00:13:01I'll be right back with this drink.
00:13:02Oh, brother.
00:13:08You are in love.
00:13:11Can you make mine a double, please?
00:13:13Hey, so how do you know if a script is worth pitching?
00:13:26A good script grabs you on the first page and doesn't let go.
00:13:29You can't stop thinking about it.
00:13:30Edward, save yourself some time.
00:13:33If a script isn't on the blacklist, it's a pass.
00:13:36It's that easy.
00:13:38Like this one.
00:13:46Once you find a script you love, it makes all the drudgery worth it, at least for me.
00:13:50Hey, stop gabbing and get me your weekend script reports.
00:13:55I need something that screams Freddie Jones to bring to Coleman.
00:13:58So what do we got?
00:14:00I read a lot of great scripts.
00:14:02This top one is a modern take on Sunset Boulevard.
00:14:04Isn't that like black and white?
00:14:07That's one of the greatest movies of all time.
00:14:09You sound just like Freddie Jones.
00:14:11He always says that that's the movie that inspired him to act.
00:14:14Look at you two.
00:14:15Sounding like nerds and losers the way in the 50s.
00:14:18A contact just on a natural romance.
00:14:21Perfect.
00:14:22Ava, you are the best.
00:14:24I bet Freddie's going to love that.
00:14:31Yeah, I bet Freddie will love that.
00:14:34Yeah.
00:14:40This script has a lot of heat.
00:14:42And it's a great part for Freddie.
00:14:43Yeah, if we don't jump on this now tomorrow,
00:14:45I promise we're going to read in the trades that Leo's doing it.
00:14:48It's really good.
00:14:56But it's completely wrong with Freddie.
00:14:59But he's got everything.
00:15:01Action, sex.
00:15:02He even has his shirt off for over an hour.
00:15:04Yeah, but there's plenty more where that came from.
00:15:08Good.
00:15:08Because Freddie's looking for a wide spectrum.
00:15:13So I'm going to want to hear pitches from all of the interns.
00:15:17And whoever can pitch a film that Freddie actually wants to buy gets the junior executive position.
00:15:22You okay, honey?
00:15:35That beer has more head than a truck stop men's room.
00:15:38Yeah, sorry.
00:15:40Just work stuff.
00:15:41Work stuff or romance stuff?
00:15:45Don't look so shocked.
00:15:46Spending 20 years in a bar, I get really good at reading people, okay?
00:15:51I don't even know if it's mutual.
00:15:53It is.
00:15:54How do you know that?
00:15:56Because I got a sense about this stuff.
00:15:58Plus, he's sitting over at that table and he just asks about you.
00:16:02What are you doing here?
00:16:11Well, I got those scripts that said toss them trash and now you want to talk about them.
00:16:20Okay.
00:16:24Thanks for coming out tonight.
00:16:26You know, even if nothing happens, I love talking about movies with you.
00:16:29I love talking about movies with you, too.
00:16:33Honestly, four hours does not seem like enough time.
00:16:37Shit.
00:16:41Smell that?
00:16:43O negative.
00:16:46My favorite.
00:16:49That's interesting.
00:16:59Let's take them both.
00:17:08I'm hungry.
00:17:10Sniff again.
00:17:13He's one of us.
00:17:15No way.
00:17:17Is that...
00:17:20I gotta go.
00:17:26You'll never guess who just came in.
00:17:34You're his biggest fan.
00:17:35Can you imagine being so famous if we lie about being on vacation?
00:17:55Don't you have work you should be doing?
00:17:57My contact just sent me another hot script, so...
00:17:59No.
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00:18:06Hey, Charlotte.
00:18:08Um, can I get to help?
00:18:10I jammed a printer again.
00:18:12Again?
00:18:13Yeah.
00:18:14Seriously?
00:18:15Yeah.
00:18:20Hey, what do you have for me?
00:18:22I just forwarded you a new script everyone is talking about.
00:18:26That's all you have?
00:18:28That script just sold, and it's not even what he's looking for.
00:18:31Aren't you even listening?
00:18:32How am I supposed to find something small and pretentious?
00:18:36It's boring.
00:18:37Figure it out.
00:18:38I got you to third base.
00:18:40You can score your own home run.
00:18:42If that farm girl brings in a script that Freddy wants to buy,
00:18:45I can't stop Coleman from hiring her.
00:18:48Get on it.
00:18:50Now.
00:18:52Jesus fucking Christ.
00:19:02Okay, maybe I did want to talk to you.
00:19:20Yeah, well, you better do it fast because I might have to run away suddenly with no explanation.
00:19:24Okay, try to look about the other night.
00:19:26It's fine.
00:19:27You don't have to explain.
00:19:30We worked together.
00:19:30You did the smart thing.
00:19:32We should be professional, right?
00:19:39Yeah, I mean, if that's what you want.
00:19:42Don't do it like that.
00:19:43You're going to rip it.
00:19:47Is this my proposal?
00:19:50Yeah, that's pretty much the copies for you.
00:19:53It's so nice.
00:19:56Well, it should work now.
00:19:59Okay.
00:20:00Thanks.
00:20:01Why is the door locked?
00:20:13I didn't lock it.
00:20:14It must have been Ava.
00:20:15Hey, are you okay?
00:20:22It's, I'm claustrophobic and confined spaces.
00:20:26They make me panic.
00:20:27Okay, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:20:29It's going to be okay.
00:20:30All right, you're going to be okay.
00:20:31Trust me for a second, okay?
00:20:33Okay.
00:20:33Better?
00:20:49Better?
00:20:50How did you do that?
00:20:53Just a little trick I learned.
00:20:54Yeah, you're right.
00:20:59We should probably keep it professional.
00:21:07Wait.
00:21:11Okay.
00:21:13What's going on here?
00:21:30Why is the door locked?
00:21:31All right, let's get you out of here.
00:21:37Come on.
00:21:37Meh.
00:21:46Being an intern is hard work.
00:21:49By the way, have you seen Starlet's proposal?
00:21:52It's pretty good.
00:21:53Freddy, it's time to go back.
00:21:55I've got paparazzi circling the kill, just looking for a scoop.
00:22:01And guess what?
00:22:02You know who's been calling me?
00:22:04Diana.
00:22:05And she's been asking me questions.
00:22:07Okay.
00:22:08So what, Diana has paparazzi working for her now?
00:22:11Vampire paparazzi.
00:22:13When is that woman ever going to realize it is not going to work out between us?
00:22:17I don't care what she wants or what my parents want or what the paparazzi want.
00:22:22It's not going to work.
00:22:23Yeah, well, it's easy to be patient.
00:22:25When you're an immortal bitch...
00:22:27Sure.
00:22:28I know you and Charlotte have a bond.
00:22:32It's time to call a rap on Eddie and time to get back to work.
00:22:37It's back to my lonely, gilded cage?
00:22:40You signed up for this.
00:22:42She didn't.
00:22:49How's your project proposal going?
00:22:51Why do you care?
00:22:52I want it to be good.
00:22:53If I'm going to hand it in.
00:22:55What are you talking about?
00:22:56My contact fell through and I can't hand in nothing.
00:23:00So unless you help me, I'll have to hand in this.
00:23:04What the fuck, Ava?
00:23:08How'd you get pages from my journal?
00:23:10Careful how you talk to me.
00:23:11Your one phone call away from being a stupid slut that tamed Freddy's career.
00:23:16There's no scandal if we didn't even sleep together.
00:23:19I don't understand why you would do this, Ava.
00:23:22If you work for Freddy, you're going to ruin his career.
00:23:24I won't.
00:23:25Unless you force me to.
00:23:26So what will it be?
00:23:39Let's get set up.
00:23:41They love the proposal so much, they want me to present it to the board.
00:23:45I hope you're happy with yourself.
00:23:46You're looking at the new junior executive.
00:23:50Don't worry.
00:23:50I request that you stay on as my personal intern.
00:23:57I haven't.
00:24:05Hey!
00:24:06Where are you going with that?
00:24:09Have you seen Eddie?
00:24:14Looks like your little boyfriend left without saying goodbye.
00:24:17Let's focus, everyone.
00:24:19We've got lots to discuss.
00:24:19I guess he wasn't as into you as he thought.
00:24:22I don't think we'll need you for this meeting.
00:24:24I'm pretty sure there's some cleaning to do around the office.
00:24:26Fine with me.
00:24:30Mr. Jones?
00:24:31Where are you going?
00:24:35Please, say.
00:24:37Maybe everybody fits me in.
00:24:40Sure.
00:24:41You can take notes.
00:24:43There he is.
00:24:44End of the hour.
00:24:45Hey, welcome back, Freddy.
00:24:46Looking tan and refreshed.
00:24:48Better than ever.
00:24:49Thank you, Seth.
00:24:50Appreciate that.
00:24:56I would really like to know what this movie is at its core.
00:24:59Ava, this is your baby.
00:25:02I would love to hear from you.
00:25:03Well, at its core, it's a Freddy Jones movie.
00:25:06That's what people are paying to see.
00:25:08So what's your vision?
00:25:10Do you see this more in the classic Hollywood homage?
00:25:12A mystery?
00:25:13A romance?
00:25:14I think it has it all.
00:25:18What's your favorite part?
00:25:20The ending.
00:25:21What happens in the end?
00:25:23Your character, uh...
00:25:26Wings?
00:25:27You know, it's funny.
00:25:29You wrote such an elegant summary, but you can't recall any major plot points of how it ends.
00:25:35I'm just curious.
00:25:35Did you actually read the script, or did you just have AI spit out a report for you?
00:25:39Of course I wrote this.
00:25:42It's just been a few weeks in that I...
00:25:45What do you think?
00:25:49At its heart, it's...
00:25:51It's a romance.
00:25:53A mystery with a satirical edge, but ultimately a love story.
00:25:58With its poignant and tragic ending.
00:26:01Sounds like a good movie.
00:26:04Why do you think it'd be beneficial for my career?
00:26:07Because.
00:26:08People might not know it yet, but you can do more than look good with your shirt off.
00:26:12Opening weekend, they're gonna go to see Freddy Jones the movie star.
00:26:16But come Monday, they're gonna tell their friends to go see Freddy Jones the actor.
00:26:21Mm-hmm.
00:26:23I love that.
00:26:26You sold me.
00:26:28Ava, I would like you to take notes for Charlotte from now on.
00:26:31What the hell was that?
00:26:42Ow, you're hurting me.
00:26:43I just answered his question.
00:26:45You set me up.
00:26:46You humiliated me.
00:26:47You should have prepared me better.
00:26:49I just know I had to prepare you to read what you handed in.
00:26:52Oh, it wasn't insanely long, and I have better things to do.
00:26:55That was the whole point of using your proposal.
00:26:57You made me look like an idiot.
00:26:58No, Ava, actually, you did that all on your own.
00:27:02You made me look so bad.
00:27:04I need an explanation.
00:27:05She set me up.
00:27:06Your assistant executed a master plan to embarrass you and take control of a meeting.
00:27:10If that's true, then we should probably have her on the executive payroll.
00:27:13She planned it.
00:27:14With Freddy.
00:27:16I have proof.
00:27:17Just to humiliate me.
00:27:19They slept together.
00:27:20That's enough.
00:27:21Paz, I'm sorry.
00:27:23Where is it?
00:27:24Where is it?
00:27:25Where?
00:27:27Here it is.
00:27:30Can we get security, please?
00:27:32No.
00:27:33It was her.
00:27:35They slept together.
00:27:36Why don't you believe me?
00:27:38Let's go of me.
00:27:38Do you know how much this dress costs?
00:27:40I'll see you again soon.
00:27:54Hey.
00:27:57So, how'd it go today?
00:27:59Where were you?
00:28:02Ray Jones.
00:28:02Oh, it's looking at us.
00:28:04Get out of here.
00:28:05No, I told you guys.
00:28:06No, no pictures.
00:28:07Go.
00:28:07Get out of here.
00:28:08Go.
00:28:08Go.
00:28:10What the hell is going on?
00:28:12Why did they call you Freddy?
00:28:16Look, Charlotte, I...
00:28:17I never meant to trick you.
00:28:28Please.
00:28:31I don't know what to think.
00:28:34I don't know who you are.
00:28:36Charlotte.
00:28:40Oh, you bitch.
00:28:55Oh, you'll pay for that.
00:29:00We just wanted a story.
00:29:02But I guess we'll settle for something else.
00:29:08Get the fuck away from me!
00:29:24Charlotte.
00:29:24Are you okay?
00:29:26You look hurt.
00:29:27Are you hurt?
00:29:27I'm fine.
00:29:29So sorry.
00:29:30This is all my fault.
00:29:31Why are you apologizing?
00:29:32You just saved me life.
00:29:40The boss is gonna love this.
00:29:43Are you sure you're okay?
00:29:54Thanks, Dad.
00:30:03Does that hurt?
00:30:05A little.
00:30:07Are they always calling you like that?
00:30:10Is this what it's like to be Freddy Jones?
00:30:12I'm sorry I got you into this.
00:30:16But I hope you don't sneak out this time.
00:30:23Weren't you hurt?
00:30:25I think you might have hit your head a little too hard.
00:30:28You should probably lie back.
00:30:32Look, I live in a world full of powerful people.
00:30:35And not all of them are good.
00:30:37For you are.
00:30:38Look, all I want to do is protect you, Charlotte.
00:30:58Hey.
00:31:00Good morning.
00:31:01Good morning.
00:31:01Listen, I have a breakfast coming up for you right now.
00:31:06I'm gonna step out and make a quick phone call, okay?
00:31:09Just lie back and rest.
00:31:12All right.
00:31:12I'm gonna step out and make a quick phone call.
00:31:24I'm gonna step out and make a quick phone call.
00:31:25Hey, what do you know about the paparazzi attack last night?
00:31:28That cannot happen again.
00:31:30You got it, boss.
00:31:30You'll have security.
00:31:31Yeah.
00:31:32She better.
00:31:35Shit!
00:31:35How long has it been?
00:31:38I hear you and Freddy have been very busy boys behind my back.
00:31:42Look, I'm sure you're disappointed that he's not gonna do another sequel, as am I.
00:31:46But he's already made up his mind.
00:31:48Listen, dipshit.
00:31:49We both know which head he's thinking with, and it's not the one above his shoulders.
00:31:53Well, that's not my business.
00:31:54Actually, fuckhead, it is your business.
00:31:57My guy just sent me these photos.
00:31:58No, I don't know the pay rate yet, Mom, but it's, it's entry level.
00:32:20$3,000 a month?
00:32:22How am I supposed to?
00:32:23No, I know it's a, it's a, mom.
00:32:28Okay, Mom, I have to go.
00:32:31Okay, bye.
00:32:34What was that about?
00:32:35Nothing.
00:32:38You know, this is all really nice, but I have to go work brunch in an hour.
00:32:42What?
00:32:43Cancel.
00:32:44We can stay in bed all day.
00:32:46I got food brought up to us.
00:32:48Look, you just got a promotion.
00:32:49You're not gonna be working back over there.
00:32:50Yeah, well, until I get my first paycheck, I'm not gonna jinx it.
00:32:55Fine.
00:32:56Do what you want.
00:32:58Let me know if you need anything else.
00:33:09Diana?
00:33:15Diana?
00:33:17So, you're the girl that's turned Freddie's career upside down.
00:33:20You're more stunning in person.
00:33:23I don't know about that.
00:33:24Don't sell yourself short.
00:33:26Success in Hollywood is all about branding.
00:33:29So, what's good here?
00:33:30Not much.
00:33:32So, why are you here, Diana?
00:33:34I know you're not here for the bottomless mimosas.
00:33:36You've got talent, and I need a development assistant.
00:33:39I already have a job.
00:33:41I work for Coleman, who works for me.
00:33:44I'm a silent partner in his business, but my family's money keeps the lights on.
00:33:48I didn't know that.
00:33:51I'm actually working on a project with Freddie right now.
00:33:53So, you just started fucking, which is a branding problem.
00:33:58For who?
00:33:59And how did you know that?
00:34:00It's a small town, and I have many sources.
00:34:04I do pay well.
00:34:26Charlotte, darling, welcome.
00:34:28Come in, come in.
00:34:29You wanted to talk about the new scripts?
00:34:31Oh, no.
00:34:32It's self-care Sunday.
00:34:33I need you to give me a foot massage.
00:34:35I'm sorry, boy.
00:34:36You heard me.
00:34:37I've been on my feed all week, and I need to relax.
00:34:40Diana, I'm your assistant.
00:34:41I'm not a masseuse.
00:34:43Let's get one thing straight.
00:34:44If you want to keep this job and have any chance at all of making it in this industry,
00:34:48you'll do as I say.
00:34:49Okay.
00:34:59That's a good girl.
00:35:11Oh, no.
00:35:12That is it.
00:35:13Charlotte, she cannot keep treating you like this.
00:35:16You need to tell Freddie and then teach this witch a lesson.
00:35:20No, Sam, that's exactly what she wants me to do.
00:35:23I need to prove I can make it on my own.
00:35:24Well, how much more can you take?
00:35:26As much as I need to.
00:35:28This is my dream.
00:35:29I'm not giving up on it.
00:35:30Hey, Mom, what's up?
00:35:47Charlotte, honey, I'm afraid I have some bad news.
00:35:51Your father's medication prices have gone up again, and we're struggling to keep up with the debt.
00:35:56I'm sorry, Mom.
00:35:57I wish I could help more, but things are a little...
00:36:00tough right now, but I'm not giving up.
00:36:15I can do this.
00:36:17I have to do this.
00:36:28What's all this?
00:36:30I just wanted to celebrate your recent victories, so I thought I'd do something special for you for all your hard work.
00:36:35Are you serious?
00:36:49Yeah.
00:36:49Group beer floats.
00:36:51Your hometown favorite.
00:36:52My parents used to get me one of these after every soccer game, whether we won or lost.
00:36:55I want to try it.
00:36:56I can't.
00:36:58I want to eat a special diet.
00:37:02Charlotte, I'm tired of hiding our love from the world.
00:37:06I'm tired of being chased by the paparazzi.
00:37:09I want to go public with our love.
00:37:11Are you sure?
00:37:11That's a big step.
00:37:13Yeah, I've never been more sure about anything in my entire life.
00:37:15We'll support you no matter what.
00:37:17Miss Dunn, welcome.
00:37:35It is an honor to have you in our store.
00:37:37How may I assist you today?
00:37:39I need an outfit for the gala tonight.
00:37:41Something that'll make me stand out.
00:37:43Of course.
00:37:44We have the latest collections from the top designers.
00:37:47I'm sure we'll find something perfect for you.
00:37:52Diana, look at this one.
00:37:54This would look stunning on you.
00:37:56Oh, sweet.
00:37:57I don't think that dress is quite worthy of someone like Miss Dunn's stature.
00:38:04You're right.
00:38:05My assistant here doesn't quite understand the difference between high fashion and, well,
00:38:12whatever she's wearing.
00:38:17Oh, now this is a dress worthy of your presence, Miss Dunn.
00:38:23It's from our exclusive collection.
00:38:25I'll take it.
00:38:27Class cannot be taught.
00:38:35Oh, Charlotte, I'm just teasing.
00:38:37Here, let me buy you a dress to make it up to you.
00:38:42Go on, try it on.
00:38:43I insist.
00:38:53Well, well, well.
00:38:55Look at you, Charlotte.
00:38:56Charlotte, you clean up nicely.
00:39:02I guess that dress just doesn't work for you.
00:39:06You're better off in your ragged clothes.
00:39:08And you will have to pay damages, of course.
00:39:11I'm sure that dress is worth more than your monthly salary.
00:39:15Child, Bianca.
00:39:16Come on, Charlotte.
00:39:17Come on, Charlotte.
00:39:20The gala awaits.
00:39:21Freddie, I'm so glad you can make it.
00:39:41Yeah, good evening, Diana.
00:39:43Well, well, if it isn't Little Miss Cinderella wearing a dress made of rags.
00:39:57Actually, this is the same gown from earlier.
00:39:59Just with some alterations.
00:40:00You can't just...
00:40:02This is a black tie event, not a costume party.
00:40:05Well, I believe true style comes from within, not a designer label.
00:40:08Well, just remember, Charlotte, you still work for me.
00:40:13You're lucky I don't fire you, Charlotte.
00:40:16I think it's time for you to leave, Diana.
00:40:19But I...
00:40:20Freddie.
00:40:21Goodbye, Diana.
00:40:30You look absolutely beautiful.
00:40:34We need an answer before the press conference starts.
00:40:37We're willing to offer a substantial investment.
00:40:41Just say the word.
00:40:42Freddie.
00:40:43Freddie.
00:40:43This isn't the man of the gallery, huh?
00:40:47Freddie Jones.
00:40:50It's the best team.
00:40:51I'm the one who's going to invest in a little serum, pretty boy.
00:40:55Whether you like it or not.
00:40:58And who might this lovely lady be?
00:41:05Arm candy for the night, no dog.
00:41:09Watch your mouth, Zebeski.
00:41:11Ah, he's got the temper.
00:41:15What are you going to do about it, Freddie boy?
00:41:19Listen, Zebeski.
00:41:21You're not going to invest in my film.
00:41:23Or disrespect my girl again.
00:41:25You understand?
00:41:29Freddie, walk away.
00:41:30Quite a scene you caused earlier, Zebeski.
00:41:44What do you want, Brian?
00:41:45I know.
00:41:46I couldn't help but overhear your little altercation with Freddie.
00:41:50Seems like we both have something to gain by taking him down a peck or two.
00:41:55I'm listening.
00:41:56It's simple.
00:41:57It's simple.
00:41:57You want money and a taste of that pretty little assistant of his.
00:42:01I want Freddie.
00:42:02And I think I know a way where we can both get what we desire.
00:42:07I like the way you think, Diana.
00:42:11What do you have in mind?
00:42:12We hold a press conference.
00:42:14And when Freddie's distracted, I'll announce our new film together, cementing me at his side.
00:42:19I love it.
00:42:19When Louie's done.
00:42:23Leave it to me, Zebeski.
00:42:25You just play your part when the time comes.
00:42:34Freddie.
00:42:36I think I'll, uh, I saw something.
00:42:38Your teeth, they weren't normal.
00:42:41And the way you fought, Zebeski, what's going on?
00:42:48I'll tell you, Charlotte.
00:42:51Only because we're bonnet by blood.
00:42:52The hell does that mean?
00:42:54It means I'm a vampire.
00:42:56You know, when I was a little girl, I always dreamed of becoming a vampire.
00:43:09The magic, the mystery of it all.
00:43:13Life became nothing but work and pills.
00:43:17The thing about magic, Charlotte?
00:43:21So you just gotta know where to look.
00:43:26And I'll miss you, baby, by my side.
00:43:40Where are you now, baby?
00:43:47Did you hear me to say goodbye?
00:43:52Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:43:56Girl.
00:43:58I can't think of one good reason why.
00:44:04I'm being so lonely.
00:44:11Hey, Charlotte.
00:44:13I'm meaning to talk to you about being Diana's assistant.
00:44:17Look, I honestly don't like the way she's been mistreating you,
00:44:19and I don't want you working for her anymore.
00:44:22And I've been thinking if you need help financially or otherwise, I got you.
00:44:30You can't take that.
00:44:34I don't want to rely on you.
00:44:36But I insist you take it.
00:44:38I would feel a whole lot better.
00:44:40Please.
00:44:41Fine.
00:44:43We're just emergencies.
00:44:44It's Diana.
00:44:56She's been blowing up my phone all night.
00:45:03It's ignore it.
00:45:05Diana.
00:45:14Diana.
00:45:23No, she's not going to stop calling.
00:45:25Stand through it.
00:45:27Diana.
00:45:28What do you want?
00:45:30You're with Freddie, aren't you?
00:45:32It's none of your business.
00:45:34Actually, business is why I'm calling.
00:45:38I have a proposition for the both of you so we can be done with all of this nonsense.
00:45:54We're here to settle things like you said.
00:45:55No more games.
00:45:57I already told her about us.
00:45:58So you can't hang that over my head.
00:45:59Splendid.
00:46:01I hate secrets between friends.
00:46:04On that note, this was going to be a surprise, but...
00:46:07Pam?
00:46:10You goddamn bitch.
00:46:16Oh, my God.
00:46:18I can't believe my daughter's dating people's sexiest man alive.
00:46:22Two years ago, but charmed.
00:46:26With how hard Charlotte's been working, I thought this would be a nice treat.
00:46:29It was so nice of you to fly me here.
00:46:31Why didn't you tell me your boss is so generous?
00:46:34Diana's very humble, and she doesn't like people talking about her generosity.
00:46:40What are you doing?
00:46:41I just wanted to show you the gold-digging trash you've been in bed with.
00:46:45Watch this.
00:46:48Pam's been telling me a lot about life in the country and how hard it's been.
00:46:52Yes, that's true.
00:46:55With your dad's back surgery he needs and the black mold in the house, they might have to sell, and it breaks my heart.
00:47:00That's none of your concern, Diana.
00:47:02But it could be.
00:47:04What if I wrote your mother a check for two million dollars?
00:47:08In exchange for what?
00:47:10You and Freddie alone.
00:47:13Forever.
00:47:14Two million dollars?
00:47:19Would that cover it, Mom?
00:47:21Oh, yeah.
00:47:22I guess it would.
00:47:26We don't want your money, Diana.
00:47:28And I won't be bullied out of ending my relationship, not by you, not by anyone.
00:47:35Well, then there's nothing left to consider.
00:47:38Your happiness is all that matters, sweetheart.
00:47:40I'm sorry, but we don't need your money.
00:47:44Not if it'd be sacrificing my daughter's heart.
00:47:49You're making a mistake, both of you.
00:47:52But if that's how you want to play it, fine.
00:47:54Just know that I do have a plan B.
00:47:57And trust me, you're not going to like it.
00:48:00You're done here, Diana.
00:48:02As far as your plan B, we'll handle that together.
00:48:07Come on, ladies.
00:48:08Let's go.
00:48:10This isn't over.
00:48:16Not by a long shot.
00:48:23All right, you two.
00:48:24So let's review.
00:48:25Diana, you're going to go out first.
00:48:27People are going to be super excited to see you.
00:48:28And then you're going to introduce Freddie.
00:48:30Freddie, they're going to be equally excited to see you.
00:48:32Then the two of you will talk about the movie.
00:48:34And then you'll take questions from the journalists.
00:48:36Sound good?
00:48:37Sounds great.
00:48:38Fantastic.
00:48:39Oh, they're ready to go.
00:48:41You got to get out there.
00:48:41Otherwise, we're going to keep them waiting.
00:48:43And we do not want to do that.
00:48:44They look perfect.
00:48:44Great job.
00:48:45Come on, you two.
00:48:46Let's go.
00:48:46No, no.
00:48:46You look perfect.
00:48:47You don't need to check yourself.
00:48:48Let's go.
00:48:48It isn't a pretty little assistant.
00:49:03What are you doing?
00:49:05What are you doing, you?
00:49:08Thinking about your blood, Charlotte.
00:49:12About the way it tastes.
00:49:15The way it must feel.
00:49:16Rolling.
00:49:17So.
00:49:18My throat.
00:49:19Stay away from me.
00:49:20I'm warning you.
00:49:21Or what?
00:49:22You're warning me.
00:49:24What are you going to do, sweetheart?
00:49:26Come for help.
00:49:27And now, without further ado, let's welcome to the man of the hour, Freddie Jones.
00:49:39I think your blood will be the sweetest I've tasted in years.
00:49:51And I'm going to think of her every last breath.
00:50:01Come on, Freddie.
00:50:04Chuck.
00:50:06What?
00:50:08What?
00:50:09And I'm going to save her every last breath.
00:50:16Get out of here, Charlotte.
00:50:19Freddie.
00:50:25I see you around my girl again, Zabetsky.
00:50:28I'll rip out your fucking throat.
00:50:35Charlotte.
00:50:36Are you okay?
00:50:40I came back.
00:50:42I'll always come back for you, Charlotte.
00:50:53I'm sorry, everyone.
00:50:54I'm not sure what's keeping Freddie.
00:50:56Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, you guys have some time.
00:51:06Sorry I'm late.
00:51:07You all know how I like to make a very dramatic entrance.
00:51:10There are two things I would like to talk about.
00:51:13First one is, I'm really proud of this film that Diane and I have made.
00:51:17Me too, Freddie.
00:51:18I think it is a great project for us to end on and go off on our own.
00:51:24Two, I would really like to introduce you all to something very special to me.
00:51:29She's the one of the bravest, smartest, most beautiful women in this town.
00:51:34My new career advisor and future, Miss Freddie Jones.
00:51:38Miss Charlotte Sims, everybody.
00:51:40I'm so sorry I didn't tell you about the announcement.
00:51:54It's okay.
00:51:55Just from now on, no more secrets.
00:51:58We're going to face the challenges together.
00:52:00I love you, Charlotte.
00:52:01I love you too.
00:52:04I do want to ask you one thing, though.
00:52:05Yeah, anything.
00:52:06Could you ask for my father's blessing?
00:52:09It's a tradition in my family.
00:52:10It would mean the world to me.
00:52:13I would be honored to ask your father for his blessing to marry you.
00:52:16But remember, you don't have to tell him everything.
00:52:18Okay.
00:52:31Alexander, Zelda, I need to speak with you now.
00:52:36Diana, what brings you here in such a state?
00:52:47It's Freddie.
00:52:48Your son has gone too far this time.
00:52:50He's announced his engagement to a human.
00:52:53At a press conference, no less.
00:52:55A human?
00:52:57Are you certain?
00:52:58Yes.
00:53:00Some nobody named Charlotte Sims.
00:53:02He's putting our entire order at risk by telling all of our secrets to her.
00:53:08This cannot be allowed to continue.
00:53:10The secrecy of our kind is of the utmost importance.
00:53:13I couldn't agree more, Zelda.
00:53:15That's why I came to you.
00:53:16I worry about Freddie, and I fear that he's not thinking clearly.
00:53:20What do we really know about this Charlotte girl?
00:53:23She could be a threat to our whole way of life.
00:53:25We cannot take any risks.
00:53:30We'll handle this matter personally.
00:53:33You have our work.
00:53:34So we thought we'd come in on Friday and save the weekend.
00:53:46Oh, we probably need bodyguards.
00:53:48The whole town has gone crazy since you two went public.
00:53:50We felt like celebrities at Walmart today.
00:53:53But I don't know, why would a movie star want to come all the way to Whitewater, Minnesota?
00:53:58Well, I just want to see where Charlotte grew up.
00:54:00And honestly, I want to come and meet you, sir.
00:54:01Plus, we have some news.
00:54:02I knew it! I knew it!
00:54:05Freddie, you're going to go to the most beautiful, most expensive wedding dress ever, aren't you?
00:54:09Oh, yeah, you bet.
00:54:10No, you're not.
00:54:11Mom, you've been saving your wedding dress for 25 years so I could wear it.
00:54:15Well, it has a tear, remember?
00:54:17I mean, it's going to look like an old sackcloth compared to White Freddie can get you.
00:54:21Well, I'm not getting married in anything else.
00:54:23So if you don't want me wearing my birthday suit at my wedding, you better mend it.
00:54:27All right.
00:54:28All right.
00:54:28Love you.
00:54:30Bye.
00:54:30Bye.
00:54:32Something's wrong.
00:54:45I've been trying to get my parents since yesterday and they haven't answered their phones.
00:54:48Okay.
00:54:48I'm sure everything's fine, Charlotte.
00:54:50It's not like my mom did not answer.
00:54:52Look, your mom is just super excited about us coming to visit.
00:54:55I'm sure she's just caught up on all the preparations.
00:54:58Maybe you're right, but I have a really bad feeling.
00:54:59Okay.
00:55:00Okay.
00:55:01All right.
00:55:02Well, I can call a pilot and we can head over there right now and check.
00:55:06Let's go.
00:55:13Mom?
00:55:15Dad?
00:55:16Is anyone here?
00:55:21This is where they said to meet them.
00:55:23Freddie, I think something's happened to them.
00:55:29Charlotte, don't worry.
00:55:31We'll find them, okay?
00:55:32I promise.
00:55:39Thank you for joining us on such short notice.
00:55:43Oh, well, we've never been to the West Coast before, so we don't mind the change of plans.
00:55:48And we just as soon come out here, then have Freddie visits us there.
00:55:53My phone can't get service.
00:55:54I was hoping to tell Charlotte where we are.
00:55:57We're in a dead zone.
00:55:59They'll be joining us shortly.
00:56:01In the meantime, we wanted a chance to get to know you.
00:56:06Our son's welfare is of the utmost importance to us.
00:56:08And so we'd like to know what sort of stock he is associating with.
00:56:15We have the same concern about Charlotte.
00:56:18Yeah, we don't know much about these powerful Hollywood types.
00:56:21But what we do know, it's not very wholesome.
00:56:24Like sex slaves and...
00:56:26Clones.
00:56:26Yeah, clones.
00:56:28Yeah.
00:56:29We don't have slaves.
00:56:31Or clones.
00:56:32But there are many reasons why Charlotte and Freddie's union could be complicated, challenging, even dangerous.
00:56:43Dangerous?
00:56:44The truth is, we brought you here to ask you some very important questions.
00:56:50Please follow us to the parlor.
00:56:52All right.
00:57:02I've got private investigators here and in Minnesota.
00:57:05And I've called in favors with anyone we know in law enforcement.
00:57:09Charlotte.
00:57:10We're gonna find them.
00:57:11Promise.
00:57:14Are you okay?
00:57:15I'm hanging in there.
00:57:17Look, I'm gonna go.
00:57:18But I'll be back soon.
00:57:19Where are you going?
00:57:21I'm gonna go talk to somebody.
00:57:21You might know what the hell is going on.
00:57:26I'll be back.
00:57:41Where are they?
00:57:42I don't know what you're talking about.
00:57:44Charlotte's parents are missing.
00:57:46Oh, heavens.
00:57:47Hopefully they didn't get lost remembering which trail is theirs.
00:57:50Okay, Diana.
00:57:50Tell me where they are.
00:57:52I'm gonna rip you in half.
00:57:57Call me.
00:57:57Charlotte's parents turned up on a security camera at LAX.
00:58:00They're not with Diana.
00:58:04Okay, well, where are they now?
00:58:05They're with your parents.
00:58:07Why the hell are they with them?
00:58:09You told the human our secrets.
00:58:11They're tying up your loose ends.
00:58:13That's so good.
00:58:31Oh!
00:58:32Hi.
00:58:34You're okay?
00:58:36Okay?
00:58:37We're better than okay.
00:58:38We're having a great time.
00:58:39What took you so long?
00:58:42Mom, Dad, what are they doing here?
00:58:45You let the cat out of the bag.
00:58:47We had to vet Charlotte, make sure she was all right.
00:58:50We're going to share our darkest secrets with her.
00:58:53Not to mention our only son.
00:58:55Okay.
00:58:57And?
00:58:57Charlotte is a lovely young woman.
00:59:02A good student, a hard worker.
00:59:05You picked a good one.
00:59:07And her parents are fun.
00:59:08Who are they?
00:59:11Who knew thousand-year-old vampires and Midwesterners had a lot in common?
00:59:15Both kind of slow to change.
00:59:17We went to the barn.
00:59:18It was unlocked.
00:59:19No one was there.
00:59:20Ted, did you forget to fix the deadbolt again?
00:59:23Uh, I meant to, but, you know, with everything going on, I think I must have forgot.
00:59:28I don't know.
00:59:30Alexander's the same way.
00:59:31Completely useless around the house.
00:59:33But I am good with toasts.
00:59:37Here's to a beautiful journey.
00:59:39No road is long when you have good company.
00:59:43To the happy couple.
00:59:45Cheers.
00:59:45Cheers.
00:59:46Cheers.
00:59:47Cheers.
00:59:59By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you husband and wife.
01:00:12Come on.
01:00:13Congratulations.
01:00:22I guess the best woman won.
01:00:24So I don't have to worry about you anymore?
01:00:25No.
01:00:27I've moved on.
01:00:28Are you serious?
01:00:31Yeah.
01:00:31She's crazy.
01:00:32But she knows the business.
01:00:34But she knows the business.
01:00:34And she gets me.
01:00:37I'll go live with that, brother.
01:00:38Yeah.
01:00:39I've known you for 200 years.
01:00:40Charlotte, good luck with that.
01:00:42I just have one question.
01:00:42I just have one question.
01:00:52I just have one question.
01:00:52What is it?
01:00:53Is she going to drink milk?
01:00:54Is she going to drink milk?
01:00:57No.
01:00:59No, I'm just kidding.
01:01:00Yeah, she is.
01:01:01She is.
01:01:01You are.
01:01:10Yeah.
01:01:11I am.
01:01:12I am.
01:01:12Yeah.
01:01:12I am.
01:01:13Yeah.
01:01:13I am.
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