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00:00Did you get them sweets to poison them?
00:01Did you eat one?
00:02Did you eat one?
00:03Oh, you're a child hater.
00:04Am I a child hater?
00:05Yeah, hater.
00:06Are you insane?
00:07Hi.
00:08Hiya.
00:09Hiya.
00:10Did you have a nice Halloween?
00:12Yeah.
00:13Yeah.
00:14You put some sweets out, didn't you?
00:16I went through my child's sweets and fortunately they were past their best before date.
00:22Yeah, they probably were mine.
00:24They definitely were yours.
00:26Not only were they moldy, but apparently they weren't gluten-free either.
00:29I just don't think it's right that you could actually give sweets to children that could
00:35potentially harm them.
00:36Out-of-date candy is generally safe, but will have lower quality such as an altered texture
00:41or flavor.
00:42Right, okay, so you're giving your reject sweets out to all the kids in the-
00:45I don't reject sweets, I just bought a batch because I was getting something nice.
00:50Doing something nice?
00:51So you bought a batch of dodgy sweets to give to the kids?
00:54When she says dodgy, it almost suggests the neighbor got the candy from somewhere
00:58questionable.
00:59Everyone else gave some really nice things and then all of a sudden there's these dodgy
01:03battered old sweets.
01:04What's the best before date?
01:05Do you not like kids?
01:06Do you not like children?
01:07I gave them sweets!
01:08You gave-
01:09Yeah!
01:10You gave them sweets!
01:11You gave them sweets!
01:12You gave them sweets!
01:13Did you eat one?
01:14Did you eat one?
01:15No, I'm not eating your sweets!
01:16She's been having issues with her neighbor for months.
01:18So her reasoning makes total sense.
01:19I ate them!
01:20I'm not dead am I?
01:21You're not dead?
01:22You have these children.
01:23What else?
01:24If you choose-
01:25If you choose to eat them, that's on you.
01:27If you choose to give them unwittingly like some kids to eat-
01:31I don't know the other neighborhood kids then.
01:32Well I don't know.
01:33I don't know the other neighborhood kids.
01:34I'm not like no one.
01:35Maybe she's got that.
01:36Do a survey.
01:37Do a survey?
01:38Do a survey.
01:39Go and ask them.
01:40Go and ask them.
01:41Are they affected?
01:42I bet they didn't even read the label.
01:43Are you poddled or something?
01:44They're best before.
01:45Best before is not my style.
01:46It's like milk, is it?
01:48Milk?
01:49Yeah, I wouldn't give that to someone.
01:51But best before.
01:52The difference between best before and used by dates is that best before foods are still edible after the date has passed.
01:59But she obviously doesn't know that.
02:01They were like 30p.
02:02If you're so bothered, don't eat them.
02:05They were 30p.
02:06You cheapskate.
02:07You come to my house, you take the sweets that I've left out and now you're upset because they're not good enough.
02:12I'm upset because you're trying to scam all the kids with dodgy sweets.
02:16Are you a child hater?
02:18Am I a child hater?
02:20Yeah, hater.
02:21Are you insane?
02:23If a no trick-or-treating sign is placed outside of your house, you can legally claim trespassing if somebody comes onto your property.
02:30You're like someone out of a fairy tale or something, like giving Snow White an apple and it's f***ing the kids.
02:36If you're unsure about a food's safety, it's best to err on the side of caution and discard it.
02:41Why are you so upset? Have you not got anything more important to be thinking?
02:44What, then look after my children and think about the health and safety of my children?
02:48If you're so upset about these sweets, why don't you just take them out of the bucket and leave them?
02:53Well, I'm glad I checked the date because obviously I'm not going to let my children eat the sweets, am I?
02:57Thank God you checked them.
02:58Yeah, thank goodness.
02:59They might have just dropped dead.
03:02They might!
03:03They might, yes!
03:04You don't know that, do you?
03:05You don't know that and you were happy to give them the sweets anyway.
03:08But anyway...
03:09I just described them.
03:10I just felt good.
03:11My little sleep well.
03:12If you're out just so happy now, all of a sudden, you're there.
03:15That is the Ones sirs right now.
03:17Anyway...
03:18Anyway...
03:19I didn't..
03:20To me.
03:21Now I'll just check out some plans this week.
03:22When you see something going on, give me a document to make this too good.
03:27That, of course you'll have to do this give me a number 1, go to be at one, and do the
03:29whole other reason, remember okay.
03:30Then come around for a moment.
03:31I just looked at the same way.
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