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Acting as a fake Navjot Singh Sidhu, Kapil drove everyone crazy with laughter!

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00:00ah
00:02I
00:04I
00:06Shilpa ji ki khuup surti or inka talent mujhe bhaagya
00:09Shilpa ji ki khuup surti or talent mujhe bhaagya
00:13by madam ko rikshya kira do navijohar singh shidhu aagya
00:15toko
00:17haa
00:19utro pursi se utro
00:21bhai ek aardh kiya hai
00:23nahi ahap arz bhot bhoa
00:25bhai baari parsi khatan gya asi
00:29khatan keός ikhtq leyan da gota
00:32oai itni sikursi itana mota
00:34ho ho ho ho ho
00:41oh ho
00:46Hon oggi
00:49MA nhiều
00:57Come on, come on! Come on, Guru!
00:59Come on! Come on, Guru!
01:03Rana, see.
01:04In 1990, I was out at zero.
01:08Vakar Yunus had me out.
01:10I felt so bad.
01:12When this lady went out, I felt so bad.
01:19Get out of here. Let's go.
01:21Let's go.
01:22I'm stuck with your partner. Let's go.
01:24Let's go. Let's relax.
01:27Let's go.
01:28Look, Shilpa Ji.
01:30Someone will sit on your king.
01:33How do you feel?
01:35My king is my king and my king is my king.
01:38Get out!
01:39Get out!
01:41Look, Siddujji,
01:45make this little karma.
01:47Please.
01:48Okay, I'll make karma.
01:50And I'm sitting on my car and I'm making a flat.
01:53I'm not saying that.
01:54I'm saying that.
01:55Oh, good!
01:56Good!
01:58Good!
01:59Sit down in debate. Participate.
02:00Talk about talking.
02:01Relax.
02:02Shilpa Ji, what are you thinking about?
02:04Yes.
02:05Wow.
02:06I'm saying that the things that come to mind,
02:08I say, above.
02:10The things that come to mind, I say above.
02:13The things that come to mind, I say above.
02:15I'm saying above.
02:16You're so loving.
02:17Who is my friend?
02:18Who is my friend?
02:19Oh, good!
02:20I'm saying above.
02:21I'm saying above.
02:22You're so loving.
02:23Who is your friend?
02:24Who is your friend?
02:25Oh, oh.
02:26Siddujji, I have one share.
02:27I'll tell you.
02:28I'll tell you.
02:29I'll tell you.
02:30One share.
02:31Shilpa Ji.
02:32Sometimes, there will be a pool in the pot.
02:34Sometimes, there will be a pool in the pot.
02:36Sometimes, there will be a pool in the pot.
02:38You're running a car on the road.
02:40Keep your attention.
02:41We will get you on the signal.
02:43Yes, sir.
02:44I'll tell you.
02:45Yes, sir.
02:46I want to say two words.
02:49I'm so happy.
02:50There's no dream that doesn't happen.
02:53Yes.
02:54There's no dream that doesn't happen.
02:55Oh, go.
02:56Go.
02:57Go.
02:58Siddujji, I'll make a share.
03:00Siddujji will make a share.
03:01Siddujji will make a government.
03:02You'll make a government.
03:03I'll make a government.
03:05Hello?
03:06I will be a government.
03:09Hello?
03:11Ramkubal Parma?
03:12Huh?
03:13I will not be a government.
03:14Oh!
03:15I got a phone call.
03:17Tony Saab, check me out.
03:19Hey, you guys, let's go.
03:20Sudeo Saab, I'm here to sit in debate.
03:22Oh, you go, let's go.
03:24Let's go, go and go and drive a motorcycle.
03:27That's right.
03:29Where is the motorcycle?
03:31And you become the motorcycle.
03:33You come, go, go, go!
03:35Oh, two of us.
03:36Oh, two of us.
03:38You will drive.
03:40Oh!
03:41Oh, oh, oh!
03:43Oh, oh, oh!
03:44Chill, pull!
03:46Oh, oh!
03:47Oh, Joshi Saab, pull!
03:48No, you are Gujarati, you.
03:49Pull!
03:50No, no, no, no!
03:51Do not!
03:52Do not!
03:53Do not!
03:54Do not!
03:55Do not!
03:56Do not!
03:57Do not!
03:58Do not!
03:59Do not!
04:00Do not!
04:01Do not!
04:02Oh, Rana-sahab, you said that Rana-sahab, I have to forgive you, but I don't forgive you to this person.
04:11Shilpa, see, you're in a show, and you're in your purse.
04:20So, you're going to get ahead.
04:23I'm going to get ahead of them.
04:32I'm going to get ahead of them, so I don't want to get ahead of them.
04:43You're going to get ahead of them.
04:45I'm going to get ahead of them.
04:48I'll tell you once again.
04:49You're going to get ahead of them.
04:51You're going to get ahead of them.
04:53Take so much green tea.
04:56Take it.
04:58You put a lot of green tea in Talaab, and go to Talaab.
05:02I'm saying it will be different.
05:03Talaab will be different.
05:05You won't think it will be different.
05:06Look.
05:12Oh, mom.
05:13Can we get ahead of this debate?
05:15Please, if you don't mind.
05:17We'll get a green tea.
05:18Give a little time.
05:19We're going to get ahead of the debate.
05:21So, why should the judge be in reality show?
05:24Shilpa, tell us this question.
05:26Why should the judge be? Why?
05:27Why?
05:30Okay, good answer.
05:34In this debate, I'll tell you Ashutosh Ji,
05:38who is my every day.
05:40Every day.
05:43In this debate, we'll give a stipend.
05:46That's right.
05:47Ashutosh Ji, please enlighten today.
05:49Look.
05:50Today.
05:51Today.
05:52Today.
05:53We can't get rid of all the things.
05:57But we don't have to get rid of reality.
06:00No, you don't have to get rid of them.
06:01No, we do not.
06:02Wow, wow.
06:03Wow.
06:04Wow!
06:05Wow.
06:06Wow.
06:07Wow.
06:08Wow.
06:09Wow!
06:11Wow!
06:12Wow!
06:13Wow.
06:14Wow!
06:15Yeah.
06:16Wow.
06:17Wow.
06:18Wow!
06:19Wow!
06:20I want to ask Archanan's rights to Archanan.
06:22I will say that you don't stand up, Raja.
06:26Take him from here.
06:32Archanan, you are saying so much.
06:34You also consider that you are big.
06:36And the big ones too.
06:38Look.
06:40I will open the whole AK poll.
06:42The big ones too are you.
06:44The big ones too are you.
06:46I don't want to be afraid of anyone.
06:48I will open the whole way.
06:50Archanan, you don't have to leave your car.
06:54Leave your car.
06:56Let me ask you two lines.
06:58No one is eating your pajamas.
07:04I will.
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