LAUREL AND HARDY - TWICE TWO - 1933

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"LAUREL AND HARDY"
Twice two
1933

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00:00BIRDS CHIRP

00:30Oh, my God.

01:00What do you want?

01:30Do you know what day it is?

01:31No.

01:32It was just a year ago today that I married your sister and you married mine.

01:37Do you remember?

01:37That's right.

01:39Today's our anniversary.

01:41You know that was a good idea of yours, marrying into each other's family.

01:47I'll tell you what we'll do.

01:49Let's get the girls and go out tonight and celebrate our anniversary.

01:53That's a good idea.

01:54Get my wife on the phone.

01:55What's the new number?

01:57Can't you remember?

01:58Well, they keep changing it.

02:00It's Waterloo, two, two.

02:04Two, two.

02:05Two, two.

02:07Two, two.

02:08Two, two.

02:19Hello?

02:20Is that you, sis?

02:26Your husband, Ollie, wants to talk to you.

02:29All right.

02:30Is that you, baby?

02:39Yes, pudgy-wudgy.

02:41It's me.

02:42Do you know what day this is?

02:48How could I ever forget?

02:51What about you and sis and Stan and me going out tonight and celebrating our anniversary?

03:03That's a good idea.

03:04Let's go down to Foo Young's and get some sucky-yacky.

03:07Pardon me just a moment, sweetheart.

03:13Eee-hee.

03:14Don't listen to my conversations when I'm talking privately.

03:23Just because she's your sister, that's no sign you have to hear everything we say.

03:27Well, you're listening when I'm talking to your sister.

03:30No, I don't.

03:31Yes, you do.

03:31I don't.

03:32You certainly do.

03:33Well, what about it?

03:38Sucky-yacky.

03:39Oh.

03:40Now, what were you saying, sweetheart?

03:44All right.

04:14Hello?

04:15Hello?

04:30Hello!

04:31Is that you, sis?

04:32Yes.

04:33Is Fanny there?

04:35Oh, Fanny!

04:41What do you want?

04:43It's your husband, Stanley.

04:45He wants to speak to you.

04:47Oh, very well.

04:59Hello.

05:00Is that you, Fanny?

05:02Yes.

05:03Say, listen.

05:04Ollie wants to take us out tonight to celebrate our university.

05:08You tell Ollie we can't go.

05:10I'm cooking dinner and we're going to have a nice quiet evening at home.

05:15Listen.

05:16We have a surprise for him.

05:19But don't you tell him.

05:23I won't.

05:24Goodbye.

05:25Goodbye.

05:26Goodbye.

05:27Goodbye.

05:32Who were you talking to?

05:34I was just talking to Fanny.

05:35What did she say?

05:37She said that we can't go out tonight, that we have to go right home.

05:40Why?

05:41She's got a surprise for you.

05:44What else did she say?

05:47She told me not to tell you that she had the surprise.

05:50Well, don't tell me.

05:52I won't.

05:53I can keep a secret.

05:59Put that cake down and help me fix the table.

06:03What do you want me to do?

06:05When I get underneath and unlatch it, you pull it open.

06:10Well, why didn't you say so?

06:12You're always getting excited.

06:24All right.

06:25Now pull.

06:35Go home to the bakery and order another cake.

07:05Well, open the door.

07:35Of the yours.

07:37Junction.

07:38We have a simple surrender.

07:42Ending.

07:43These bathrooms tend to see.

07:45You be careful with the Father.

07:47It's very simple.

07:49None.

07:50It's very simple.

07:52If you couldn't think of просто, then, in any case,

07:53you could think of us at this conclusion.

07:57There should be a place sitting here.

08:01You're always looking at a list.

08:04Oh, hello, Sid.

08:34Hello, Sanny.

08:36What's new?

08:37The funniest thing happened today.

08:40Fanny fell on the cake.

08:45Dinner ready?

08:46It'll be ready in just a while.

09:04Hello, baby.

09:14Don't baby me, you big lunk.

09:17Oh!

09:19Why, it wasn't me.

09:21It was that dumb brother of yours.

09:24Don't you call him dumb?

09:26Why, you've forgotten more than he'll ever know.

09:30In his little finger.

09:36You...

09:38...

09:50...

10:02Stanley!

10:04What is it, dear?

10:06Come here.

10:18What do you want?

10:19Close the door.

10:21Is Ollie home yet?

10:34You didn't tell him about the surprise.

10:41Have you got any money?

10:43Now, take that 15 cents and go down to the corner and get some strawberry ice cream.

11:07Bye.

11:13Can't you eat your soup without making that noise?

11:39Why, you're making a noise.

11:44Why, you're making a noise.

11:46That isn't a soup noise.

11:48It's my asthma.

11:58Fifteen cents for the strawberry ice cream.

12:00We haven't any.

12:09...

12:19Hello.

12:24Stanley says they haven't any strawberry ice cream.

12:27Well, get tootie-fruity.

12:33Well, get tootie-fruity.

12:39Give me tootie-fruity.

12:42We haven't any.

12:46Oh, there it goes again.

12:48Hello.

12:50Well, get chocolate.

12:53I'll take chocolate.

12:54We haven't any.

12:57I'll get it.

13:00Hello.

13:02Hello.

13:04Hello.

13:06Well, get chocolate.

13:08I'll take chocolate.

13:09We haven't any.

13:15I'll get it.

13:17Hello.

13:21Hello.

13:22Hello.

13:24Well, get vanilla.

13:25Anything.

13:28Oh.

13:30I'll take vanilla.

13:31We haven't any.

13:33Well, what have you got?

13:34I told you.

13:35We don't sell ice cream here.

13:37Next door.

13:52Well, where's the ice cream?

13:53They didn't have any.

13:54Why didn't you go somewhere else?

13:55Well, I spent the fifteen cents calling you up.

13:56That's the dumbest thing I ever heard of.

13:57You keep out of this.

13:58I won't.

13:59I won't.

14:00I won't.

14:01I won't.

14:02I won't.

14:03Sit down.

14:05Spent the fifteen cents calling me up.

14:06Hmm.

14:07Hmm.

14:08Hmm.

14:09I know.

14:13Well, I took a couple of money.

14:14Well, I spent the fifteen cents calling you up.

14:16That's the dumbest thing I ever heard of.

14:18You keep out of this.

14:19I won't.

14:20I won't.

14:21I won't.

14:22Sit down.

14:23Spent the fifteen cents calling me up.

14:24Hmm.

15:57You go get it yourself.

16:00Horses, radish.

16:02What's wrong with that?

16:04Why don't you leave him alone?

16:06You're always picking on him.

16:08Pick, pick, pick, pick, pick.

16:09You keep your big mouth out of this.

16:14Did you hear what she said?

16:18I haven't got a big mouth, have I?

16:21And furthermore, he's my husband, and I'll talk to him just as I please.

16:32Just because you wear the pants in your family, that's no sign you're going to wear them in mine.

16:39Oh, well, I wear my own pants in this family.

16:44Yes, and I wear mine.

16:49Whoop.

16:52Don't pay any attention to her.

16:54It serves us right for marrying into such a family.

16:57Wait a minute.

17:00What's the matter with my family?

17:02I'll have you know that my family's just as good as your family.

17:07Oh, yeah?

17:08Yeah.

17:09After all, our family's done for your family.

17:12Let's stop this argument and get dinner over so I can find out what the surprise is.

17:23Oh, so you told him, didn't you?

17:36Now, let that be a lesson to you.

17:38If I wasn't a perfect lady, I'd bust you in the nose.

17:42Oh, my God.

18:06Cut that out.

18:08And you, too.

18:09You get that hussy out of here.

18:11Don't call me a hussy.

18:14Sit down.

18:17I'm not a hussy, am I?

18:20No.

18:21Get that dame out of my house before I go.

18:25Let's.

18:27Tisn't your house.

18:28Tisn't my house.

18:30Tisn't.

18:31Tisn't, tisn't, tisn't, tisn't.

18:32Come on, and let's get out of here.

18:34Go somewhere where we can eat in peace.

18:36That's a splendid idea.

18:39Get out of here and stay out and don't come back.

18:44I'll come back if I want to.

18:46No, you won't.

18:47I will, too.

18:48Tackle, tackle, tackle, tackle.

18:50Come on, and let's get out of here.

18:52Come on.

18:53Come on, Ollie, dear.

19:13Let's go to the ambassador, where we can get something good to eat.

19:19I hope you choke.

19:22Same to you, you big-

19:24Oh, ignore them.

19:39Does Mrs. Lowell live here?

19:41Yes.

19:42Here's the cake she ordered this morning.

19:44Will you see that she gets it?

19:46I certainly will.

19:55The mat said to be sure that you got this.

20:11Come, Ollie.

20:13You ready?

LAUREL AND HARDY - TWICE TWO - 1933

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