00:01Chicago! How you doing?
00:04The world's on fire, but I'm like,
00:05let's get silly with it, you know?
00:10I came out as bisexual on Facebook.
00:12Stop. I don't want to hear it. Stop now.
00:15And I called my dad, and I gave him the whole speech.
00:17He took a long pause, and he goes,
00:19Buddy, if you're just gonna come out as full gay in six months,
00:21can we skip to that part?
00:23Yeah. Yeah, we can.
00:26As a kid, I was so uptight.
00:28When I was 15, I asked for a business suit.
00:30He had no business to speak of.
00:32Sorry, I'm bigger than this small town!
00:35I don't respect straight guys as a rule.
00:37The only straight guy I've really ever truly respected in my life
00:39is a guy I overheard at a bar once.
00:41And he goes, no, no, dude, I'm telling you.
00:44I just tell girls I can't come from blowjobs,
00:47and it makes them want to give me blowjobs even worse.
00:50Genius, genius.
00:52A beautiful mind montage.
00:55I just picture him outside of a nightclub every weekend
00:57painting a fence white.
00:59Sure would love to come from head!
01:02Seems nobody around here has what it takes.
01:05Thanks!
01:06Hello!
01:07That's a good day!
01:08So, thank you, guys.
01:10That's all!
01:11That's cool!
01:12That's a really cool day!
01:13That's awesome, everybody!
01:14We can do so much effortlessly.
01:15I don't really know.
01:16I need to know.
01:17You need to know.
01:18It's all.
01:19Thanks!
01:20That's awesome!
01:21I need to know.
01:22I need to know you, guys.
01:24That's awesome.
01:25It's awesome!
01:26You need to know.
01:27You need to know.
01:28You need to know you, guys.
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