00:00Action!
00:10I don't want to wait, man.
00:12Doug, what are you talking about?
00:13Let's do it.
00:15Let's reboot Anaconda.
00:17Yes.
00:18Wait.
00:19What?
00:23This is gonna be the adventure of a lifetime.
00:25We've dreamed of making this movie ever since we were kids.
00:27What does it cost to get this thing made?
00:29Two and a half million dollars.
00:31We've approved a loan for up to $9,400.
00:35Yes.
00:38We're gonna shoot it indie style.
00:40Run and gun.
00:41We need a riverboat, a script, a snake handler, and a real snake.
00:47Claire, you and I are starring in it.
00:49I love you, Derek!
00:50Kenny, you shoot it.
00:51Here we go.
00:52Doug, you direct.
00:53Action!
00:54Put your face right up next to the snake.
00:56Come on!
00:57No!
01:02Maybe it'll be okay.
01:03Cutting.
01:07This is Anaconda.
01:08And we no longer have a snake for our snake movie.
01:14We have to go out in the jungle…
01:17…and find another one.
01:19find another one what is that oh my we're in the middle of the jungle and we are being hunted
01:40now we die
01:43it's okay you're safe i'm here
01:45holy my anaconda keep rolling
01:55he's dead oh no what are we gonna do what if we use doug as bait to get back to the boat that's a
02:02really smart idea doug would have wanted this i'm not sure he would have wanted this oh my god the
02:09snake yeah he's alive i thought you checked his balls i did dude he's right behind you
02:17what the hell is all about that it's a long story
02:20land
02:32you
02:32you
02:33you
02:33you
02:33you
02:33you
02:33you
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