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00:00Guys, it's about school crushes.
00:03If you love the truth,
00:05please like this episode without watching.
00:07Yeah!
00:30It's called Popcorn.
00:32In the 11th grade,
00:34the average girl becomes Papa's puppy.
00:36And the 95% topper becomes a 45% backbencher.
00:41So enter at your own risk.
00:43No cap.
00:49Very very good morning,
00:51my dear friends and respected teachers.
00:55I, Ritam Bhola,
00:58welcomes you all to 11th standard.
01:01And in this pleasure,
01:02I have my today's speech.
01:04Look, this girl is not cringe.
01:07But this highly competitive Nippa Nibbi market
01:10is increasing in this highly competitive market.
01:13This is an ordinary photo.
01:15But,
01:16study number one,
01:19study number two,
01:22study number three.
01:24Don't be a psycho stalker.
01:27It's just desperate.
01:30In the last 10 years,
01:32the 10th or 12th class result
01:34is 100%.
01:35Bro!
01:36Stooti is here.
01:37But Commerce without Metz's clan
01:38is here.
01:39Here!
01:40Meet,
01:41Sarojmi Nagar Ka Amir Zadha.
01:43Raman Agarwal.
01:44His school's white shirt
01:46and his mouth.
01:47So he has no detergent.
01:50When are you dumb?
01:51Who knows?
01:52Since Anirban is such a big part of Raman's life,
01:57his pronouns are Anir slash Pan.
02:00I'll tell you 10 minutes.
02:03I'll tell you 10 minutes.
02:04Hi.
02:05This is your life, right?
02:07I'll be your best bro.
02:08Now,
02:09I can take hers to the water,
02:11but can't make it drink water.
02:13Ban?
02:14On the point?
02:15Ban?
02:16But,
02:17Dimple?
02:18Dimple,
02:19Dimple,
02:20Dimple Chaddha.
02:21Please.
02:22Toh Anirban ki braai,
02:23what?
02:24Dimple must.
02:25And,
02:26there for support.
02:29Dimple Chaddha.
02:35Dimple Winfrey,
02:37Dimple Musk
02:38and Dimple Degeneres.
02:40Because,
02:41in the age of 23,
02:42there is a ambition to become 800 crore
02:43of an entrepreneur.
02:47That is why I am trustee
02:48Mehta sir's favourite too.
02:51I don't think
02:52KLPD would have
02:53ever got a principle
02:55as efficient as me.
02:57And,
02:58trustee sir knows
02:59mere alawa
03:00or koi efficient principle
03:01ho bhi nahi sakta.
03:03So,
03:04is saal ke session ke ye
03:06I am very very excited.
03:07Ban?
03:08Because I am sure
03:09that KLPD may not be one
03:11or not two,
03:12but many doors will open to your future.
03:15If you are students and teachers
03:17mere discipline
03:18from my discipline
03:19then,
03:20KLPD
03:21is very quickly
03:22not only
03:23in Delhi
03:24the whole country
03:25will become the biggest school
03:26the whole country.
03:27Raman,
03:28go back to your line.
03:29Not only in the area.
03:30You know
03:31that KLPD
03:32as you all
03:33know
03:34that
03:35topers
03:36are head boys
03:37and head girls
03:38are
03:39here.
03:40So,
03:41let's go ahead and announce
03:42to the topers.
03:43Let's go ahead and announce
03:44to them.
03:45The nurse said
03:46to them
03:47tell them
03:48that they have been head girls.
03:49I haven't been taught
03:50anything.
03:51The mother and mother
03:52are the topers
03:53of Stuti Sharma
03:54and both
03:55are the head girls
03:57and there are no big girls
03:58of Stuti
03:59so you understand
04:00how much pressure
04:01is there.
04:02This year
04:03head boy
04:04or head girl
04:05signed
04:06from the
04:07what?
04:08thanks to your
04:09commerce seniors
04:10in 2017
04:11in the bathroom
04:12diwali bomb blast
04:14in the bathroom
04:152019
04:16in the classroom
04:17potty care
04:18and latest
04:202022
04:21can de
04:22commode
04:23Raja.
04:24Present, sir.
04:25I am
04:26a public troller
04:27of this high school
04:28who is famous
04:29stories, right?
04:30I am
04:31a famous story
04:33in the commode
04:34and
04:35I
04:36and
04:37all the
04:38gossip
04:39is
04:40happening
04:41I am
04:42the child
04:43who is
04:44running
04:45by the doorbell
04:46and
04:47won't come to
04:48anyone.
04:49Nobody knows
04:50who I am.
04:51Commode Raja
04:52flop show
04:53three times
04:55commerce
04:56failure
04:57Mokun Sahu.
04:59Yeah, he is
05:00full of shit
05:01but can't
05:02be
05:03Commode Raja
05:04ever
05:05Sir, I am
05:06failure by choice
05:07but I am
05:08Commode Raja
05:09I am not
05:10thank you
05:11shut up
05:12out
05:13let's see
05:15who is
05:17in science
05:18iconic
05:19sash
05:20is
05:21everyone
05:22dismissed
05:23boy
05:24child
05:25I am
05:26sorry
05:27bro
05:28I am
05:29sorry
05:30bro
05:31I am
05:32sorry
05:33bro
05:34define
05:35ten
05:36vote
05:37results
05:38what
05:39is
05:40boy
05:41child
05:42moral support
05:46bro
05:47I am
05:48sorry
05:49bro
05:50define
05:51ten
05:52vote
05:53results
05:54what
05:55a
05:56phenomenon
05:57that
05:58two
05:59friends
06:00bro
06:01technically
06:02we are
06:03in the same
06:04stream
06:05and
06:06we will
06:07you
06:08know
06:09you
06:10will
06:11kill
06:12me
06:13but
06:14why
06:15do you
06:16want to
06:17kill
06:18you
06:19chocolate
06:20you
06:21can't
06:22eat
06:23two
06:24plates
06:25you
06:26have
06:27two
06:28two
06:29two
06:30two
06:31two
06:32two
06:33two
06:34two
06:35two
06:36bro
06:37you know
06:38you
06:39have
06:40posted
06:41on Instagram
06:42and
06:43wait
06:44when
06:45I will
06:46live
06:47and
06:48you
06:49didn't
06:50sit
06:51this
06:52this
06:53is
06:54this
06:55problem
06:56after
06:57you
06:58know
06:59you
07:00even
07:01go on a world
07:02tour
07:11you
07:12don't
07:13run
07:14this
07:15my world
07:16bro
07:17you
07:18have
07:19you
07:20have
07:21two
07:22dollars
07:23give
07:24her
07:25and
07:26say
07:27go
07:28stop
07:29listen
07:31g e r r y
07:32man
07:33d e r
07:34r y
07:35m a n d e r i n g
07:36sir
07:37in the 8th standard
07:38spell b competition
07:39gerrymandering
07:40spell
07:41for school
07:42trophy
07:43ok
07:44so
07:45i will top
07:46to the third standard
07:47and in the 10th
07:48my all india rank
07:49was 8
07:50with 97.9%
07:51so
07:52so
07:53i should be head girl
07:54i have all the qualities
07:57wow
07:58very nice
07:59but you know
08:00you don't have science
08:01though
08:02sir
08:03i feel
08:04you need to be head girl
08:05achievements
08:06science or commerce
08:07very thoughtful of you
08:09but
08:10you know what
08:11we are a team
08:12and i am on your side
08:13now
08:14get lost
08:15and complain to the high authorities
08:16out
08:18but sir
08:19you are the highest authority
08:20then don't complain
08:21get lost
08:22thanks
08:23get lost
08:24out
08:25thanks
08:26get lost
08:27out
08:28out
08:29out
08:30out
08:48and
08:50you have to stay
08:51there
08:52you have to stay
08:53out
08:54out
08:55out
08:56out
08:57out
08:58out
09:27out
09:28out
09:29they are
09:30out
09:31in a
09:32three years
09:33how old
09:34talk
09:35no
09:36you know
09:37on the
09:37the
09:38ticket
09:39but
09:40no
09:41did
09:42cut
09:43Look at that, Sruti, before that, I'm going to die again, I changed my career, the stream changed,
09:59everything changed, the course changed, before that, I don't have friends, please don't do it.
10:04I like Sruti Sharma.
10:06Really?
10:08If I become a head girl, my tone will be complete.
10:18That means, you too?
10:21Yes, from the 8th standards.
10:23That's why I become a head girl.
10:26That's why you are the second priority.
10:35What happened?
10:37Ideal crime.
10:39You stole my heart.
10:41I stole yours.
10:45Now, just say three magical words.
10:50How do I say it?
10:52Try it with your mouth.
10:54I'll listen to it with your heart.
10:56You.
10:57You.
10:58I.
10:59You.
11:00Simple.
11:01I.
11:02Love.
11:03Then you.
11:04Your zip is open.
11:05Huh?
11:06Your zip is open.
11:07You keep?
11:08I.
11:09I.
11:10Love.
11:11Then you.
11:12Your zip is open.
11:13Huh?
11:14Your zip is open, you keep?
11:15Huh?
11:16Your zip is open, you keep?
11:17Huh?
11:18Your zip is open, you keep?
11:19Your zip is open, you keep?
11:20You.
11:21How did you use the zip?
11:22I.
11:23Here, we will.
11:24My zip is open.
11:25The zip is open.
11:26What is your zip?
11:27The zip is open.
11:28Your zip is open.
11:29You have to use your zip is open.
11:30Average Anirbhan has become topers from your love.
11:39A lot of knowledge is the next life of Anirbhan.
11:44Ta-ta-ta!
11:45It's gone.
11:55?
11:59Look,
12:00either this Komode Raja is a sidekick
12:03who knows everything
12:05or
12:07or you have gossiped with me
12:09in one day
12:11and laughter
12:13how do you see yourself on the screen?
12:15Dimple,
12:17tell her I didn't say anything.
12:19Come on, tell me.
12:21I didn't say anything.
12:23Dude, Raman,
12:25you know,
12:27I got the opportunity to take this tootie
12:29in the same section
12:31today.
12:32Dude,
12:33you will believe.
12:35But it's priority to her.
12:37Priority?
12:39Years and years?
12:41It's a friend.
12:43Dimple,
12:45my first friend is a friend, Dimple.
12:47My first friend is a friend.
12:49This is that friend.
12:51He's called a fake ID
12:53so cute to comment.
12:55He broke out.
12:57Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
12:59What the hell?
13:00Stop.
13:01Stop.
13:02Stop.
13:03Stop.
13:04Stop.
13:05Stop.
13:06Stop.
13:07Stop.
13:08Stop.
13:09Stop.
13:11Stop.
13:12Stop.
13:13Stop.
13:26Stop.
13:28Stop stop.
13:30Stop.
13:32Stop oh...
13:35Wolves.
13:36Ah!
14:06Guys, I have 500 meters!
14:21Let's do this.
14:36Creep.
14:40Don't say creep.
14:43Say victim of circumstances.
14:46Who?
14:49And that post of Komodracha was a prank.
14:54I don't like you.
14:56I mean, I like you.
14:59I mean, I don't like you like you.
15:02But I like you like you.
15:05You know what I mean, right?
15:08Just shut up.
15:15Sit down.
15:19Aniket Varma.
15:21500, not 100 meters away.
15:24Don't be ashamed. Commerce with maths.
15:26Go out of class.
15:27Get out of here.
15:29TTYL.
15:32Silence.
15:35Now,
15:37if I'm not a girl,
15:39if I'm a mom,
15:41I'll change my password.
15:43And since that's not an option
15:45to discipline you all,
15:46this class needs a monitor.
15:50Okay, decided class.
15:51This is your new monitor,
15:53Stuti Sharma.
15:56Thank you, ma'am.
16:03Congratulations.
16:05If I'm going to talk about it,
16:06you won't write my name on the blackboard.
16:08I'm going to change my seat.
16:10I'm going to change my seat.
16:11Your sitting arrangement is final.
16:13Partners won't change.
16:16Oh, man.
16:33Hands back.
16:40Hands back.
16:44Okay.
16:44A little bit.
16:45Okay, okay, okay.
16:52What will you say in your mouth?
16:55What did you tint it from?
16:57Bro,
16:58this is a KLPD.
17:00A little bit.
17:03I'm going to come to Amit J.U.
17:07I don't know if you don't know about it.
17:10Let's go.
17:13Hey!
17:14Papa's son!
17:22I'll keep the makeup on my face.
17:25I'll be beautiful from inside.
17:27Let's go.
17:29Mukun, bro.
17:31I've come to 10C to 11B.
17:34Why are you wearing me?
17:37That's why, if anyone has given me the answer and my day is bad,
17:44look at your face, I'll get calm.
17:46You can't go wrong with anyone.
17:50Dember! Dember! Dember!
17:53What the hell, yastuti?
17:56Don't go to our section, Be Commerce Without Maths.
18:00You're going to be angry with me.
18:03Alexa?
18:05Please, ask the monitor to get a life.
18:09Sorry.
18:11The monitor is boring.
18:14Silence!
18:15Everyone, go back to your places.
18:17I'll put it around.
18:18You'll have to go back to my night.
18:25Aidan Holgar has told me that Raman's friend will come back from late to night.
18:30When he's eyes are listening to the morning,
18:32my mind turned out the morning.
18:33But now he's already in front of me.
18:34and you've got a new best bro for you.
18:48You don't give advice to friends, right?
18:50I don't eat either, I don't eat either.
18:58Okay, tell me something.
19:01After eating, you can drink water?
19:04Actually, it's my first time, right?
19:06That's why.
19:08What?
19:09Hey!
19:10Hey, listen!
19:13You're going to reject it?
19:17Bro, you're right.
19:19You'll become a best bro?
19:26Listen, listen, listen.
19:34You're going to get into the interview.
19:38You got to meet, baby?
19:39Best bro?
19:40You got to meet?
19:45You got to meet.
19:46Where is he?
19:47Can you write down?
19:51That's it.
19:52This is the one.
19:54This is the one.
19:56This is the one.
19:58This is the one.
20:00This is the one.
20:02Tell me.
20:04Randy.
20:06He's called Randy.
20:08What?
20:10Bibi?
20:12No, bro.
20:14MJJKS.
20:16My name is my life.
20:22He's gone.
20:28He's gone.
20:30He's gone.
20:32Bro.
20:34Bro.
20:35Will you eat Momos?
20:37Randy, bro.
20:39Will you eat Gupta's burger?
20:41Last time, I remember.
20:43He had a bad hair in the burger.
20:45He didn't know how he was.
20:47Tell him that we have no future.
20:49Bro.
20:50With your blood group and your mental imbalance,
20:52everything matches with me.
20:53Leave this Randy Shandy.
20:55Go with me.
20:56Randy, don't come to me.
20:58My new best bro, don't come to me.
21:00Okay.
21:01You're happy with your...
21:03Randy.
21:20I've been waiting for you.
21:22I'm hungry.
21:23Come on.
21:24Bro.
21:25You eat.
21:26I have to discuss a project with your classmates.
21:28Which subject?
21:30Biophysics?
21:31Chem?
21:32I can help.
21:33Molar equations, Astuti.
21:34There are no lasers.
21:35You can't help.
21:36Let's go.
21:37Yes, I'm coming.
21:38Just one minute.
21:39I'll see you later.
21:40Bye, bro.
21:41Bye.
21:42Bro.
21:43Chocolate Momos.
21:44Second-hand bike too.
21:45You're born to be Raman's best bro.
21:46Bro.
21:47Now, do it.
21:48He'll take a deep breath.
21:49Let's go.
21:50Momos.
21:51One minute.
21:52Momos.
21:53Chocolate Momos.
21:54Second-hand bike too.
21:56You're born to be Raman's best bro, bro.
22:00Now, do it.
22:01He'll take a deep breath.
22:02Let's go.
22:03Momos.
22:04One minute.
22:07You've bought a lot of money.
22:10What are you eating?
22:11Who are you now?
22:12Bro.
22:13This is coffee.
22:14This is lunch.
22:16And you, Momos.
22:18My awesome force.
22:22Come on.
22:23Come.
22:24Come.
22:25Come.
22:26Come on.
22:27Come.
22:28Raman.
22:29Hey, Raman.
22:30Come.
22:41Bro.
22:43Do you wanna go on a world tour?
22:52You're my world. I'll run around.
23:06You're my world. I'll run around.
23:10But I've been looking for a new best bro.
23:13But I didn't give advice.
23:15After eating, I drank water too, bro.
23:19No, man. You're being sent to me one day.
23:22But your joke is so bad.
23:23He was taking the best bro interview, right?
23:26So, he was making this joke for irritating Ramit.
23:28Now, I'll never find you, bro.
23:33Come on. Let's eat momo.
23:45If you shared this momo's chocolate,
23:48So, let's see.
23:51Bro.
23:52Our friend, right?
23:53It looked like someone.
23:59Now it will not look like it.
24:00Yeah!
24:02No, sir.
24:03No, sir.
24:04And thank you.
24:05All the best, Ji.
24:06All the best, Ji.
24:07All the best, Ji.
24:08All the best, Ji.
24:09All the best, Ji.
24:11All the best, Ji.
24:13All the best, Ji.
24:14Madana.
24:15How are you talking about Stooty?
24:16Three rules.
24:17Three rules.
24:18Which, like pre-boats,
24:20will practice with other girls like pre-boats.
24:21I think I've lost all the best.
24:22All the best, Ji.
24:23All the best, Ji.
24:27Can we answer?
24:28How do you talk about Stooty?
24:29Three rules.
24:30Three rules.
24:31Which, like pre-boats, will practice with other girls like pre-boats.
24:32I think I've lost my path to your heart.
24:34How do I talk about Stouti?
24:41Three rules, which we will practice as pre-boats with other girls.
24:49I think I have lost my path to your heart.
24:52And then we will give boats in front of Stouti.
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