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00:00Guys, it's about school crushes.
00:03If you love the truth,
00:05please like this episode without watching.
00:07Yeah!
00:30It's called Popcorn.
00:32In the 11th grade,
00:34the average girl becomes Papa's puppy.
00:36And the 95% topper becomes a 45% backbencher.
00:41So enter at your own risk.
00:43No cap.
00:49Very very good morning,
00:51my dear friends and respected teachers.
00:55I, Ritam Bhola,
00:58welcomes you all to 11th standard.
01:01And in this pleasure,
01:02I have my today's speech.
01:04Look, this girl is not cringe.
01:07But this highly competitive Nippa Nibbi market
01:10is increasing in this highly competitive market.
01:13This is an ordinary photo.
01:15But,
01:16study number one,
01:19study number two,
01:22study number three.
01:24Don't be a psycho stalker.
01:27It's just desperate.
01:30In the last 10 years,
01:32the 10th or 12th class result
01:34is 100%.
01:35Bro!
01:36Stooti is here.
01:37But Commerce without Metz's clan
01:38is here.
01:39Here!
01:40Meet,
01:41Sarojmi Nagar Ka Amir Zadha.
01:43Raman Agarwal.
01:44His school's white shirt
01:46and his mouth.
01:47So he has no detergent.
01:50When are you dumb?
01:51Who knows?
01:52Since Anirban is such a big part of Raman's life,
01:57his pronouns are Anir slash Pan.
02:00I'll tell you 10 minutes.
02:03I'll tell you 10 minutes.
02:04Hi.
02:05This is your life, right?
02:07I'll be your best bro.
02:08Now,
02:09I can take hers to the water,
02:11but can't make it drink water.
02:13Ban?
02:14On the point?
02:15Ban?
02:16But,
02:17Dimple?
02:18Dimple,
02:19Dimple Chaddha.
02:20Please.
02:21Toh Anirban's brother?
02:22What is your heart?
02:23And there for support?
02:24Dimple Chaddha.
02:25Dimple Chaddha.
02:26Dimple Winfrey,
02:27Dimple Musk
02:28and Dimple DeGeneres.
02:29The name is Dimple Chaddha.
02:30Dimple Chaddha.
02:31Dimple Winfrey,
02:33Dimple Musk
02:34and Dimple DeGeneres.
02:35Dimple Winfrey.
02:36Dimple DeGeneres.
02:37Dimple Winfrey,
02:38Dimple Musk
02:39Dimple DeGeneres.
02:40Because at 23 years old,
02:42the ambition of the age of 800 crores
02:43to become an entrepreneur
02:44to become an entrepreneur.
02:45That is why I am trustee
02:48Mehta sir's favourite too.
02:50I don't think KLPD would have
02:53ever got a principle
02:55as efficient as me
02:57and trustee sir knows
02:59mere alawa
03:00or koi efficient principle
03:01ho bhi nahi sakta.
03:03So,
03:04is saal ke session keye
03:06I am very very excited.
03:07Why?
03:08Because I am sure
03:09that KLPD may not be one
03:11or not two
03:13but many doors will open
03:15to your future.
03:16If you are students
03:18and teachers
03:19in my discipline
03:20then KLPD
03:21will be very quickly
03:22not only
03:23in Delhi
03:24but
03:25the whole country
03:26will become the biggest school
03:27Raman
03:28go back to your line.
03:29Go back to your line.
03:30In the area
03:31you all know
03:33that KLPD
03:35topers
03:36head boy
03:37and head girl
03:38are
03:39here
03:40topers
03:41head boy
03:42and head girl
03:43science
03:44what?
03:45thanks to your commerce seniors
03:46in 2017
03:47bathroom
03:48met Diwali bomb blast
03:49in 2019
03:50in the classroom
03:51potty
03:53and latest
03:542022
03:55can't day commode
03:56Raja
03:57present sir
03:59I am a public troller
04:01I am a public troller
04:02I am a public troller
04:03I am a public troller
04:04I am a public troller
04:05who is famous
04:06that
04:07has a good idea
04:09of this
04:11head boy
04:12or head girl
04:13are
04:14signed
04:15from the topers
04:16from the topers
04:17and the topers
04:18from the bottomers
04:19and the topers
04:20have a great idea
04:21that
04:22can't day commode
04:23Raja
04:24Ladies and gentlemen, I am a public troller of this high school.
04:28I am a ghost of stories, right?
04:31I am a ghost of this story.
04:33I sit in the commode, I sit in the face and I am doing the gossip of the whole school.
04:40I am the child who is running away from the doorbell and is running away from someone's hand.
04:47Nobody knows who I am.
04:50And the first commode raja flop show, three times commerce failure, Mokun Sahu.
04:59Yeah, he is full of shit.
05:01But can't be commode raja, ever.
05:05Sir, I am a failure by choice.
05:07But commode raja, I am not.
05:11Shut up, out.
05:13Let's see.
05:15Who is this iconic sash in the KPD?
05:20Everyone dismissed now.
05:22It's boy child's moral support.
05:43Bro, I am sorry, bro.
05:50Define ten vote results.
05:53What?
05:55What?
05:56A phenomenon where two friends talk about each other in the stream.
06:00Bro, technically, we are still in the same stream.
06:03And we are not in the same place.
06:05So, we will make a club, right?
06:06Saleh.
06:07I don't know the line with the scale.
06:09You will kill the line with the scale.
06:10You will kill the line in the match.
06:11You will kill yourself.
06:13But why do you want to eat the baddure?
06:15Why do you want to eat the baddure?
06:16Because you like that.
06:17It's a chocolate bomb.
06:19I like to say that.
06:20But you will eat two plates extra.
06:22Why?
06:23Because you have to laugh at it.
06:25Shalini has a crush on Shalini.
06:27I didn't invite her at my party.
06:29Why?
06:30Because she was fighting with her.
06:31Shalini, she was like that.
06:35Bro, you know.
06:37I have saved my post on Instagram on the 8th class.
06:42I will wait until I will live.
06:44And, bro, in the 10th class of farewell group photo,
06:48you didn't have to stand on me.
06:50This, this, this!
06:51This, this!
06:52This is the problem of life.
06:53After cutting, you know that it's cut.
06:57Hey, Raman, bro.
07:00Do you want to go on a world tour?
07:10Gee!
07:11What are you doing?
07:13Raman is my world, bro.
07:20I'll give you two hundred rupees.
07:22Give her.
07:23And say,
07:25go to the house of the house.
07:27Raman, stop!
07:28Listen!
07:29G-E-R-R-Y-M-A-N-D-E-R-I-N-G.
07:35Sir, in the 8th standard in the Spellby competition,
07:37I had a trophy for gerrymandering.
07:40Okay.
07:41So?
07:43Sir, I'm going to top up to the 10th standard.
07:46And in the 10th, my All India rank was 8.
07:49With 97.9%.
07:51So?
07:52Sir, I need to become a head girl.
07:54I have all the qualities.
07:57Wow.
07:58Very nice.
07:59But you know, you don't have science today.
08:02Sir, I feel,
08:03I need to become a head girl.
08:05No science or commerce.
08:07Very thoughtful of you.
08:09But you know what?
08:10We are a team.
08:11And I'm on your side.
08:13Now,
08:14get lost and complain to the highest authorities.
08:16Out!
08:17But sir, you are the highest authority.
08:19Then don't complain.
08:21Get lost!
08:25Thanks.
08:26Get lost now.
08:28Out.
08:49Out.
08:50Out.
08:51Out.
08:52Out.
08:53Out.
08:54Out.
08:55Out.
08:56Out.
08:57Out.
08:58Out.
08:59Out.
09:00Out.
09:01Out.
09:02Out.
09:03Out.
09:04Out.
09:05Out.
09:06Out.
09:07Out.
09:08Out.
09:09Out.
09:10Out.
09:11Out.
09:12Out.
09:13Out.
09:14Out.
09:15Out.
09:16Out.
09:17Out.
09:18Yah, ask me what time will you be going to die?
09:19My eyes are...
09:20Hey!
09:21Hey man, I'm crushing it for 3 years.
09:22Let's go and talk about it.
09:23The Dillian is telling me everything they do.
09:24However, no one has to cut the ticket.
09:25Okay.
09:26Take it, cut it.
09:27Hey Baskar, how long will it be?
09:29With my eyes...
09:31Hey man, I'm crushing it for three years.
09:33Let's go and talk now.
09:35In Delhi, they tell us all the way.
09:37But there's no ticket.
09:39Okay, take it.
09:41Cut it.
09:51Look, Suthi, first of all, I'm going to go back again.
09:56I changed my career.
09:58I changed my career.
09:59Everything changed my course.
10:00Before I change my friends, please don't do that.
10:03I like Suthi Sharma.
10:06Really?
10:08If I become a head girl,
10:10then my tone will be complete.
10:17That means...
10:19You too?
10:20Yes, from eight standards.
10:23That's why I top my head girl, right?
10:26Only that's why you're second priority.
10:35What happened?
10:37Ideal crime.
10:39You stole my heart.
10:41I stole yours.
10:45Now, just say three magical words.
10:49How do I say this?
10:50How do I say this?
10:52Try it with your mouth.
10:54I'll listen to my heart.
11:00You?
11:01Uh-uh.
11:03I...
11:05You?
11:06It's simple.
11:09I love...
11:11I love...
11:12Here you are.
11:14Your zip is open.
11:17Huh?
11:18Your zip is open, you keep?
11:19I'm gonna go
11:21I'm
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