00:00Bueno, guys, la gran historia es que Jimmy Kimmel
00:02fue suspender por ABC
00:05después de la presión de la FCC,
00:07dejando todos los que se queden WTF.
00:18Hoy en día, me woke up a 100 mensajes de mi padre
00:21diciendo que no me han cancelado.
00:22Y me dijo, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:29No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:36It's no more, no, no, no.
00:46Ya, a lot of people are worried
00:47that we won't keep saying what we want to say
00:49or that we'll be censored,
00:51but I'm going to cover the President's trip to the UK
00:54just like I normally would.
00:59Here we go.
01:01Bueno, guys, President Trump just wrapped up
01:03his three-day trip to the U.K.,
01:05and he...
01:06...looked incredibly handsome.
01:13As always, his tie was...
01:15...exactly the right length.
01:18And his face looked...
01:19...like a color that exists in nature.
01:22And his hair looked...
01:23...better than Conrad's from The Summer I Turned Pretty.
01:29During the trip, protesters managed to project images
01:34onto the sides of Windsor Castle
01:36of Trump standing next to his good friend Jeff...
01:38...Goldbloom.
01:42Even though his administration still insists
01:44that he's not in the...
01:45...Goldbloom.
01:46...files.
01:47Which we all know is absolute bull...
01:49...true.
01:50Anyway, to sum it up, President Trump is...
01:53...making America great again by restoring
01:55our national reputation, reinvigorating our economy,
01:58and rebuilding our military.
02:00I hereby nominate him for the Nobel Peace Prize.
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