- 4 months ago
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00:00:00Oh, looking good, girl.
00:00:17Just another creep. Just my luck.
00:00:23Please pick up.
00:00:24Pick up.
00:00:27Hi, Dad. I'm stuck and I need you to come help me.
00:00:34Sure thing, hon.
00:00:36Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:00:39He'll be there soon.
00:00:43Who?
00:00:46Drugging girls? My club? You must have a death wish.
00:00:55You got the wrong, I swear!
00:01:04Shut up.
00:01:06You have the worst timing.
00:01:08Hey, you know that favor you owe me?
00:01:10I'm cashing it in.
00:01:12Now.
00:01:13What are you doing?
00:01:14What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:01:26It's nice and warm in the back of my truck.
00:01:32You'll get away from me, creep.
00:01:34Ah, you've got a mouth on you, don't you?
00:01:37Stop!
00:01:39Stop!
00:01:40Let's see what else it can do.
00:01:44What the hell?
00:01:53Mr. Collins?
00:01:54That's in his...
00:01:56best friend?
00:01:57You're shivering.
00:02:15Come on, kiddo.
00:02:17Kiddo?
00:02:18Why is he still calling me that? I'm a grown-ass woman.
00:02:21Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what? Let's go!
00:02:34I haven't seen Mr. Collins in like...
00:02:37Five Christmases?
00:02:41He's tougher than I've ever...
00:02:45Something wrong?
00:02:47Um...
00:02:49Your arm is...
00:02:54Wet...
00:02:56From the rain.
00:02:59Wipe it then.
00:03:16There's no rain up there.
00:03:22Rain, sorry.
00:03:28So why'd my dad send you anyway?
00:03:31Thought you'd be...
00:03:33busy running your nightclub or...
00:03:36eating up...
00:03:38sleazebags, not...
00:03:39picking up some guy's daughter.
00:03:40Come to think of it...
00:03:46I actually...
00:03:48don't think I've seen my dad in mutts.
00:03:50I don't do small talk.
00:03:54Okay then.
00:04:00Wait, wait, wait, stop.
00:04:02I need to pick something.
00:04:03No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.
00:04:05I am 22 years old.
00:04:06Exactly, kiddo.
00:04:07Shut up!
00:04:08You're not that much older than me.
00:04:11Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later,
00:04:13and I need to buy alcohol because otherwise nobody will want to be friends with me,
00:04:16and then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year.
00:04:18And nobody...
00:04:21If I take you,
00:04:23will you shut up?
00:04:25Yes.
00:04:26I'll be quick.
00:04:45You're not going out there dressed like that.
00:04:48It's not safe.
00:04:51Has it been like this the whole time?
00:04:53Yeah.
00:04:55Why didn't you say something?
00:04:56I just did.
00:04:58You...freaking creep!
00:05:00Give me a jacket or something.
00:05:17When you're done checking me out,
00:05:32I think your store closes in two minutes.
00:05:34I was not checking you out.
00:05:36That was a yawn.
00:05:37Sure it was, kiddo.
00:05:39It's past your bedtime.
00:05:40What?
00:05:43Stop calling me kid.
00:05:59You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
00:06:01Yeah.
00:06:07This is a small kickback.
00:06:10Looks like a goddamn circus in there.
00:06:13Does your dad know about that?
00:06:15Well...
00:06:17Maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit,
00:06:19I would give a shit what he thinks,
00:06:20but he doesn't live here.
00:06:22And neither do you.
00:06:23Yeah, about that.
00:06:25I live here now.
00:06:26He put me in charge.
00:06:28And I'm kicking everyone out.
00:06:29Wait, Chris, no, please.
00:06:32This might be my only chance to make friends.
00:06:44You can't buy your friends, kid.
00:06:47I don't have another choice.
00:06:50I've barely met anyone since I transferred here,
00:06:52and this is my last year of college,
00:06:54and I don't want to graduate alone.
00:06:59Fine.
00:07:00Have your kickback.
00:07:01Or not.
00:07:03Either way, I have to stay here until your dad gets back.
00:07:07I don't need you to look after me!
00:07:13Who is that?
00:07:16No.
00:07:17I'm going to kill you?
00:07:22I'm going to kill you?
00:07:23Count your days, slut?
00:07:25It's not a big deal.
00:07:26I can explain.
00:07:28This is your ex, Brian.
00:07:29Your dad was talking about him, this sick fuck.
00:07:32You guys were spying on me?
00:07:34Mark cares about your safety.
00:07:37That's the only reason I'm here.
00:07:39It's either me living here, or three bodyguards.
00:07:41Your choice.
00:07:42You are not living here.
00:07:43I don't give a shit what my dad says.
00:07:44I don't need a babysitter.
00:07:45Then stop acting like a baby.
00:07:46You better not show your face in there.
00:07:47I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:07:51God damn it.
00:07:52I promised Mark.
00:07:53You are not living here.
00:07:54I don't give a shit what my dad says.
00:07:55I don't need a babysitter.
00:07:58Then stop acting like a baby.
00:08:03You better not show your face in there.
00:08:05I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:08:15God damn it.
00:08:16I promised Mark.
00:08:21God damn it.
00:08:22God damn it.
00:08:26Oh.
00:08:27Who's this, above Grandpa?
00:08:30Grandpa?
00:08:32He's hotter than you, Mike.
00:08:33Huh?
00:08:40Remind me why we're at a loser nobody's house when I run Greek life?
00:08:45I could literally be on a yacht right now.
00:08:47Apparently this chick Harper Reaves has a rich dad.
00:08:50And Rich Dad means fancy alcohol!
00:08:58Hi, hi. Christina, Fox, and Becca, too.
00:09:03I can't believe you guys actually came to my party.
00:09:06Duh. Couldn't miss it.
00:09:10It's really nice to meet you.
00:09:13Well, please feel free to help yourselves.
00:09:18Thanks, Heather.
00:09:19Oh, it's Harper.
00:09:22Enjoy the party!
00:09:27I guess this bottle and the gallon makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper.
00:09:33Where's Harper?
00:09:35Harper?
00:09:39Forget Harper.
00:09:41Hang out with me.
00:09:43I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:47I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:49I don't like talking.
00:09:52Oh, I know your type, Daddy.
00:09:54Christina and I, we're into group activities.
00:09:57Talk or no talk?
00:10:00You're telling me you would turn down the both of us?
00:10:03For that nobody, Harper?
00:10:05Sorry, ladies.
00:10:08I don't like my women.
00:10:09Desperate.
00:10:13Oh, and mention Harper's name again, and I'll make you regret it.
00:10:17Huh?
00:10:19He really picked Harper over us?
00:10:22I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us.
00:10:27Oh, Harper!
00:10:28Oh, Harper!
00:10:28Hey!
00:10:29Listen, do you think I could use your bathroom?
00:10:43Everyone is using the one downstairs, and...
00:10:47Ew!
00:10:47Okay, yeah, of course you can.
00:10:49You're, you're like, your school royalty.
00:10:53Thanks.
00:10:54You know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier.
00:10:59We're, we're friends?
00:11:01Of course!
00:11:03I have to pee.
00:11:05Wait for me?
00:11:06Uh, yeah, of course.
00:11:08I'll just move you right outside my own room.
00:11:17What dirt can I find?
00:11:29Oh, this is gold.
00:11:33Harper, you are one psychotic little bitch.
00:11:40Time to shut your loser party down.
00:11:58I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.
00:12:03What the hell?
00:12:21Attention, everybody!
00:12:23Hello!
00:12:24You all seem a little bored.
00:12:27So why don't I spice things up by reading...
00:12:31A few pages of Harper's diary!
00:12:38Let's see.
00:12:40Dear diary,
00:12:42Dad never wants to hang out with me.
00:12:45Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me.
00:12:48Aw, Harper.
00:12:51Daddy issues much?
00:12:52Dad's friend, Chris, is like a DILF.
00:13:07That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck.
00:13:10And honestly, if he weren't my dad's best friend...
00:13:14You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?
00:13:21Kerper, that is so nasty.
00:13:23No, Christina, it's not true.
00:13:25Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something.
00:13:28Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?
00:13:32Let's go get down.
00:13:45Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:13:57Fuck this.
00:13:59Fuck this.
00:14:00Fuck this.
00:14:21Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:14:26You were supposed to get rid of him.
00:14:36Come to her party.
00:14:38You take advantage of her kindness and you make fun of her family life.
00:14:42It was a joke.
00:14:43It was a joke.
00:14:44The joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid without her father in her life.
00:14:49Your dad taught you how to be a witch.
00:14:51Grace, that's enough.
00:14:56Let her go.
00:14:59Yeah, one last.
00:15:02What the hell is wrong with you?
00:15:06You're too old to be this petty!
00:15:08You're damn right I'm petty.
00:15:10Let's get one thing straight.
00:15:11Harper might be too kind to flash your family's connections.
00:15:15If you mess with her again...
00:15:17Fuck you up.
00:15:22But we're literally just girls.
00:15:24I don't give a fuck.
00:15:25Everyone out!
00:15:27The fuck out!
00:15:34What the hell was that?
00:15:36What the hell was that?
00:15:56She hurt you.
00:15:57Chris, what?
00:15:59Chris, I said I'm fine.
00:16:01I said I'm fine.
00:16:06You're crying.
00:16:09Why are you crying?
00:16:10I won't understand.
00:16:12Those aren't your friends, kid.
00:16:14They just tried to hurt you.
00:16:15I don't need you to fight my battles for me.
00:16:20Stupid.
00:16:20I know they're not my friends, but that was Christina Fox.
00:16:23You just embarrassed me in front of him.
00:16:24I'm gonna stop you right here.
00:16:25And she's the queen of our schools.
00:16:26I said stop!
00:16:30I said stop!
00:16:31I don't care if she runs the school.
00:16:35We'll find you another school.
00:16:37I'm here to keep you safe.
00:16:38Keep me safe by pulling out a gun in front of college students?
00:16:42Just because you run some sort of shady business does it?
00:16:44I choose my next words very carefully, kid.
00:16:49I told you...
00:16:50to stop calling me that.
00:16:55And I told you to stop acting like what?
00:17:00Oh, yeah?
00:17:01If I'm such a kid,
00:17:05what's that breast against my leg right now?
00:17:12Sorry, kid.
00:17:13That's my gun.
00:17:15You're gonna have to try a lot harder if you want to turn me on.
00:17:19You better not be here tomorrow.
00:17:21You better not be a single t-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:17:33I don't care what my dad says.
00:17:34Oh God.
00:17:36What?
00:17:41You better not be a single t-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:17:45Oh God!
00:17:57What kind of freak is my dad friends with?
00:18:15No.
00:18:18No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:18:20This cannot be happening.
00:18:21He's going to be back in any second.
00:18:27You know, if you weren't played, you could have just asked.
00:18:37I don't want to, I don't want to play.
00:18:39What do you even do with these, you perv?
00:18:41Oh, I'm the perv?
00:18:43You're the one who came into my room, into my closet when I wasn't here.
00:18:48I was doing you a favor and helping you move out because you shouldn't be here.
00:18:54Uncuff me.
00:18:57What are your manners?
00:19:02Say please.
00:19:06I don't have time for your games, old man.
00:19:11Give me the key.
00:19:18What the?
00:19:19You and I are going to establish some ground rules.
00:19:22Are you ready to listen, like a good little girl?
00:19:25Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?
00:19:27Rule number one.
00:19:34There was a lot scarier shit out there, kiddo.
00:19:38You just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it.
00:19:41So when I tell you that I'm here to protect you, you better listen to everything I say.
00:19:47I can take care of my...
00:19:48Rule number two.
00:19:50No talking back.
00:19:52I am the last guy.
00:19:54You want to piss off?
00:20:02Rule number three.
00:20:05Don't start any games.
00:20:07You're not ready to play.
00:20:09You're not ready to play.
00:20:24So what else do you have planned today?
00:20:26My plans are none of your concern.
00:20:33Here in the regular, no-violent, non-mafia America, we have this thing called privacy.
00:20:40You can have your privacy.
00:20:43Until sunset.
00:20:44What does that mean?
00:20:51You have curfew.
00:20:52How's my daughter?
00:21:15Um, hot.
00:21:17What was that?
00:21:18Uh, she's hot-headed.
00:21:21Why the hell did I say that?
00:21:22That's why you're watching her and not me.
00:21:25Is she back from class?
00:21:26She was supposed to be back from class hours ago.
00:21:29Chris, is my daughter okay?
00:21:32She's fine, Mark.
00:21:33Good.
00:21:34You're my best friend.
00:21:36You're the only one I trust to keep her safe.
00:21:44You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:21:48Give me some time.
00:21:56Still my drive.
00:21:58Uncle my head.
00:22:01Hey, how do you say?
00:22:04This is the way.
00:22:06Uncle my head.
00:22:07Hey.
00:22:10Hey.
00:22:12Hey.
00:22:13Hey.
00:22:14Hey.
00:22:14Hey.
00:22:15Hey.
00:22:16you're a fucking strip club harper
00:22:23your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble when you're at a goddamn strip
00:22:28oh excuse me we're filming filming filming what some real hot stuff now beat it grandpa go find a
00:22:49room somewhere else i'm looking for harper rules it says her location is here so step aside before
00:22:56i make you nope harper is my best friend and she didn't mention some old dude would be looking for
00:23:02hey wait wait wait wait
00:23:04you look so sexy keep going harper
00:23:15you shouldn't be here you shouldn't be here
00:23:26i tried to stop him
00:23:28no harper you shouldn't be in this grimy ass place what do you think you're doing here
00:23:35it's for a class project give him this camera back you prick
00:23:39class my ass is that what you told her to get her here i'd stick this camera straight up
00:23:44not until i pummel this creep then the camera's next
00:23:48hey wait wait wait not the camera cost a thousand dollars
00:23:51you should have thought about that before making harper shoot your porn
00:23:54that is enough
00:23:55these look amazing harper oh my best friend is so sexy
00:24:14wait wait till the whole class sees this no one's going to see these deleting them what that is
00:24:20art give him this camera back or i swear to god i'll go out there and i'll give one of those creeps a lap dance
00:24:26see how much my dad likes that
00:24:30your choice
00:24:35camera it is
00:24:40no no no no no no no
00:24:43you asshole
00:24:45if you ever ask harper to do something like this i will jam that camera so far down your throat
00:24:52you'll be shitting out polaroids
00:24:54what the fuck is your problem
00:24:58i'm leaving now
00:25:04so first you stalk me and then you humiliate me in front of my friends
00:25:15i did it for your own good
00:25:17you assaulted my classmate and ruined our project
00:25:21you need me around for your safety because clearly you can't do it on your own
00:25:25you should have seen the way those guys were looking at you
00:25:28like a piece of meat
00:25:30my classmate it sounds like someone's a little jealous
00:25:35jealous
00:25:39jealous
00:25:40you're cute harper
00:25:46i'll give you that
00:25:47and those
00:25:49things you do
00:25:50they're cute too
00:25:52you know what's not cute
00:25:54me jealous
00:25:57now you were right
00:25:59i'm in some shady business
00:26:00and i don't give two shits about what your little friends think about me
00:26:03but you better not test me
00:26:04or i'll break you
00:26:06in more than one way
00:26:11well guess what
00:26:16you just called me harper
00:26:19instead of kid
00:26:20just admit
00:26:23that you want me
00:26:25what the hell is happening to me
00:26:32there's no way i'm turned on by my best friend's daughter
00:26:37put your seatbelt on
00:26:39you know what chris
00:26:41you want to be my bodyguard
00:26:42fine
00:26:43but i'm gonna make you crazy for me
00:26:46let's see if dad keeps you around now
00:26:48so
00:26:50are you gonna tell me who that possessive psycho hottie is
00:26:55no
00:26:56are you sleeping with a professor?
00:26:59oh my god maria no
00:27:01ew
00:27:01that's my dad's best friend chris collins
00:27:05he was sent here to
00:27:06keep me safe
00:27:08hmm
00:27:08and he secretly wants to fuck you
00:27:10i don't know
00:27:12but i do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home
00:27:15um
00:27:16wait
00:27:17you actually want to seduce your dad's best friend?
00:27:22think about it
00:27:23we need to get my dad to fire chris
00:27:29the only way to do that is if he makes a move
00:27:31so that's step one
00:27:32hmm
00:27:33you should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you
00:27:36he was jealous harps
00:27:38yeah right
00:27:39jealous of me
00:27:40i'm a college student who works at whole foods
00:27:43he's like a
00:27:43tech genius billionaire
00:27:46hobbyist mma fighter
00:27:48not jealous of you
00:27:49dummy
00:27:50jealous over you
00:27:51it looked like he wanted to kill erin over you dancing in that lingerie
00:27:55so all we have to do is somehow make chris more jealous until
00:28:00until he snaps
00:28:01and then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter
00:28:05and when your dad sees that
00:28:06he'll be on a plane to butt fuck nowhere in no time
00:28:10here's to operation seduction
00:28:14chris collins
00:28:16you better watch out
00:28:17because i get what i want
00:28:19sexy outfit check popcorn check the notebook the only movie that can make a guy cry
00:28:37check
00:28:39what do you want
00:28:50you done giving me the silent treatment
00:28:53um popcorn
00:28:55harper
00:28:56you idiot
00:28:57seduce him
00:28:59i mean i
00:29:00brought snacks
00:29:02as a peace offering
00:29:04but
00:29:05if you're busy i can come back later
00:29:07come on wait wait wait
00:29:09i have a day but that's not important
00:29:13your pulse is racing
00:29:15what's going on
00:29:16oh
00:29:18is your ex-boyfriend giving you trouble
00:29:21uh
00:29:21no i just
00:29:23i came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie
00:29:27but it's
00:29:29well are we up watching a movie or not
00:29:43but what about your date
00:29:50but what about your date
00:29:50jake please jake
00:30:01jake jake
00:30:03how are you not crying this is like the saddest movie ever
00:30:13because it's not real
00:30:15this is ridiculous
00:30:18no one would ever leave a perfect husband like that for someone like this
00:30:22it's true love
00:30:24it's no such thing as true love
00:30:27anyone who's fully grown knows that kiddo
00:30:30or
00:30:32maybe
00:30:34you're just a soulless
00:30:38ai bot
00:30:39and there are batteries in your back
00:30:43what exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that
00:30:52what exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that
00:30:58now come on
00:31:01just admit that you enjoyed it
00:31:04don't mess with me harper
00:31:11i'm not a toy
00:31:12i'll ruin you
00:31:13well
00:31:13i'm not just something that can be ruined
00:31:16as hard as you try to convince yourself
00:31:18i'm not a little girl anymore
00:31:19it's not a lie
00:31:24you are a beautiful woman
00:31:27and i'm too much for your kid
00:31:29you can't handle me
00:31:31try me
00:31:33i don't do that lovey-dovey shit
00:31:40i don't kiss
00:31:41and i don't make love harper
00:31:43maybe i'm into that
00:31:46no
00:31:48i don't think you are
00:31:50what did you get yourself into harper
00:31:55i never loved you
00:31:59just
00:32:06shut up and watch the movie
00:32:10i'm sorry
00:32:11i love you
00:32:12this was the last thing i could do for you
00:32:16you're supposed to seduce him harper
00:32:26not be seduced by him
00:32:28i told you not to call me on my personal phone
00:32:33i told you not to call me on my personal phone
00:32:37you're late big daddy
00:32:38but you sound pissed
00:32:41so i'll wait
00:32:43you want to come in and fuck your frustration now
00:32:47not tonight
00:32:48busy
00:32:49busy
00:32:50maybe for me you're not
00:32:54when the hell could you possibly be
00:32:57are you with another woman
00:33:00woman
00:33:01no
00:33:01not a woman
00:33:05do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now
00:33:11not this guy
00:33:18lose my number
00:33:20whoever this girl is
00:33:29your days are numbered
00:33:31do not flake on melana kaufman
00:33:34she's going to be the death of me
00:33:54did
00:33:55because i'm coming for you chris collins
00:34:00stay
00:34:09stay
00:34:10damn it harper
00:34:15damn it harper
00:34:17no
00:34:19no
00:34:21no
00:34:23no
00:34:24no
00:34:25no
00:34:26no
00:34:27no
00:34:28no
00:34:29you know if you're trying to fill me up
00:34:58you should probably have your hand inside my pants
00:35:03oh my god did we have sex
00:35:05oh my god did we have sex
00:35:07i slept with my dad's best friend
00:35:09his business partner
00:35:11i'm a dead girl walking
00:35:13no but
00:35:15we might as well if you're going to keep your hand on me
00:35:18hang on me
00:35:19so
00:35:23so we didn't
00:35:24no
00:35:25because you're still alive
00:35:28trust me you can't handle a night with me angel
00:35:31one night with me is when you wouldn't survive
00:35:34you don't know that
00:35:35let's just say you're lucky you're not my type
00:35:39you're lucky you're not my type
00:35:40oh yeah
00:35:41explain that
00:35:42that's morning wood sweetheart
00:35:46don't get your hopes up
00:35:48we're not on a nickname basis
00:35:50you're just some guy who works with my dad and can't take a hint
00:35:54is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you?
00:35:59is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you?
00:36:03what's wrong?
00:36:04not as adventurous as you thought you were?
00:36:05i am gonna go for a cockawalk
00:36:06i'm gonna go for a walk
00:36:09with my friend
00:36:11thanks for watching me sleep, bye
00:36:12thanks for watching me sleep, bye
00:36:33well
00:36:45this will do
00:36:57so my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun and beat up my ex but not how to do laundry
00:37:03Do you
00:37:13struggling much?
00:37:15Is that good?
00:37:17what am I spoiling in the mess?
00:37:23I failed your test
00:37:24I don't know what your game is, but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is pretty obvious, kid.
00:37:44I had no other choice. I ran out of clothes, and you don't know how to do laundry.
00:37:50Sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt. You just can't get away from me, can you?
00:37:55That's not...
00:38:02No underwear?
00:38:10That's bad manners, Angel.
00:38:14What can I do?
00:38:17I'll punish you.
00:38:23I don't know.
00:38:29I don't know.
00:38:33You don't know?
00:38:34I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.
00:38:41Would you complain about that, princess?
00:38:46I'd say do your worst.
00:38:48I'd say do your worst.
00:38:50I'm sorry. I can't let this happen.
00:39:07I can't let this happen.
00:39:08What the heck? Why are you stopping?
00:39:14You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.
00:39:19But... but what about...
00:39:20There's no buts.
00:39:21I can't let this happen again.
00:39:36Cut block!
00:39:37You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:48You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:52That was part of the plan!
00:39:54I can't even go back to my own place now.
00:39:55I'm so embarrassed.
00:39:56Was it...
00:39:58Big?
00:40:00So big.
00:40:03Look, I don't want to talk about Chris Collins' dick for a second longer.
00:40:07It's bad enough that I basically fondled him like I'm the sex freak.
00:40:10Wait, what do you mean?
00:40:11He's a sex freak?
00:40:13Like...
00:40:14BDSM.
00:40:15The whole nine yards.
00:40:16Whips.
00:40:17Chains.
00:40:18Handcuffs.
00:40:19My dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear.
00:40:21Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me?
00:40:25Wait.
00:40:26Do you think he's going to show up to the alumni gala tonight?
00:40:29Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy!
00:40:32What if he is coming?
00:40:34Well, then you're going to have to show up smoking hot if you want Operation Seduction to work.
00:40:44Stop messing with that.
00:40:54You're going to flash a 90-year-old alumni and give him a heart attack.
00:40:58You don't think it's too much, Maria?
00:41:00How else are you going to woo your man?
00:41:03He's not my man.
00:41:08I hope you're not talking about me.
00:41:11Leave, Brian. She doesn't want to speak to you.
00:41:14You still letting this loser make your decisions for you?
00:41:17Harps?
00:41:19Huh?
00:41:23What do you want, Brian?
00:41:27Just five minutes.
00:41:31Fine.
00:41:32But, Harper, are you sure?
00:41:34It's okay. Maybe if I talk to him, he'll finally leave me alone.
00:41:44Where the fuck do you think you're taking?
00:41:54I want to get back together.
00:41:59I want to get back together.
00:42:04You cheated on me.
00:42:06I deserve better, Brian, and it's not going to be from you.
00:42:10But that was months ago.
00:42:12Huh?
00:42:13Haven't you already got your payback yet?
00:42:15This isn't about payback.
00:42:17I've moved on, and you should too.
00:42:19What do you mean, moved on?
00:42:20Hmm?
00:42:21Are you fucking other guys?
00:42:22You slut?
00:42:23Hmm?
00:42:24No, no, no, no, no.
00:42:25Get off of me!
00:42:26Let me see them.
00:42:27Let me see how you're fucking other guys.
00:42:28Show me.
00:42:29Show me!
00:42:30Let's go of me!
00:42:31Let's go of me!
00:42:32There's the most handsome man at the gala.
00:42:33I was hoping I'd run into you.
00:42:34A drink?
00:42:35I don't have time for this.
00:42:36You still owe me for our cancelled plans, you know.
00:42:38That's not happening.
00:42:39Ever.
00:42:41Are you fucking breaking up with me?
00:42:43Me?
00:42:45We were never a thing to begin with, babe.
00:42:46Get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you.
00:42:47It's not a threat.
00:42:48It's a fact.
00:42:50You'll regret this, Christopher.
00:42:52But I'm not gonna come after you.
00:42:53I'm gonna go of me to break up the up.
00:42:55I get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you.
00:42:57I'm gonna go of me.
00:42:58No, no, no!
00:43:00But I'm not gonna be too big than you.
00:43:01Who do you love me?
00:43:02I'm gonna go of me.
00:43:04I'm gonna go of me.
00:43:05No, no, no, no.
00:43:06No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:43:08No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:43:11No, no, no, I'm gonna go of me, but...
00:43:13No, no, I'm gonna be so gross, man.
00:43:14to come after you, I'm gonna come after your bitch that's stupid enough to take what's mine.
00:43:24Help me! Help! Why are you playing so hard again now, slut?
00:43:29Stop it, that's enough! Good girl. You are gonna regret that, you bitch.
00:43:36I don't think she will, actually. That's for calling her a bitch.
00:43:40And this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom. You just made me rid of an asshole.
00:43:49Are you okay?
00:43:52Take her, you psychopath. She's fucking used goods anyways.
00:44:06Stop it! You're gonna kill him. Good.
00:44:08He's not worth it. Let's go.
00:44:14If you contact her, if you go anywhere near her, I'll finish the job.
00:44:18I promise. Let's go.
00:44:39Fuck.
00:44:42Chris, you almost killed him.
00:44:45Should we call 911?
00:44:47Seriously, Harper?
00:44:49He tried to hurt you, you still care about him?
00:44:51I handled myself just fine.
00:44:53And if I wasn't there to save your ass, what would've happened?
00:44:55You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:45:10You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:45:14So you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now.
00:45:27Let's see who you are.
00:45:31Do we have to do this?
00:45:45What does swimming have to do with self-defense?
00:45:47Doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim?
00:45:52Your dad wants me to keep you safe.
00:45:54So yes, we have to get rid of everything that your ex could use against you.
00:46:11I'm going to throw up.
00:46:15Breathe.
00:46:18You can do this.
00:46:19I'm right here.
00:46:47Don't focus on the water.
00:46:50Just look at me.
00:46:57It's not hard to do.
00:47:11It's okay.
00:47:12It's okay.
00:47:12It's okay.
00:47:13I got you.
00:47:14It's okay.
00:47:15It's okay.
00:47:16It's okay.
00:47:21You're fine.
00:47:23You're fine, Harper.
00:47:30Just breathe.
00:47:31Just keep breathing.
00:47:35How are you feeling?
00:47:36Fine.
00:47:44Fine.
00:47:44Just insanely distracted.
00:47:48Ready for the next step?
00:47:49I don't know if I'm ready.
00:47:56I'll hold your hand.
00:47:58I'll hold your hand the whole time.
00:48:03I thought you didn't make this.
00:48:06What?
00:48:09Oh my god.
00:48:11Oh my god, you're talking about swimming.
00:48:13What goes on in that head of yours?
00:48:24I want you to get used to being under water.
00:48:34It's okay.
00:48:43I don't know.
00:48:43I don't know.
00:48:44It's okay.
00:48:45It's okay.
00:48:47I don't know.
00:48:48It's okay.
00:48:49You're okay.
00:48:49You're okay.
00:48:49Harper!
00:48:52Harper!
00:48:57What happened?
00:48:59What happened?
00:48:59You blacked out.
00:49:01You're okay.
00:49:02You're okay.
00:49:04Sorry.
00:49:05Sorry.
00:49:07You did amazing.
00:49:12You're just going to get better and better.
00:49:14What you did is...
00:49:16It's okay.
00:49:19We'll try again tomorrow.
00:49:22Just kiss me.
00:49:26Your dad won't like this.
00:49:28Don't think about him.
00:49:29If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:33If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:36I don't think you understand what you're getting into.
00:49:38I'm a dangerous man, Harper.
00:49:41Just say you don't want me.
00:49:49Does that feel like I don't want you?
00:49:57I want you.
00:49:59And I told you not to mess with me.
00:50:01You're going to get hurt.
00:50:02You're like me.
00:50:17What the hell?
00:50:19What are you doing?
00:50:20We need to talk about this first.
00:50:22Inside.
00:50:22With our minds, not our crosses.
00:50:24Why are you being such a tease, you Grandpa?
00:50:26I'm not a tease.
00:50:27I just care about you.
00:50:29So you are a Grandpa?
00:50:31Just as much as you're a kid.
00:50:37Come on.
00:50:37Let's go inside.
00:50:39No.
00:50:39I need a moment to pull off.
00:50:45I'm going to shower.
00:50:56Harper, what are you doing?
00:51:07So this is where Chris has been lately.
00:51:10Running a daycare.
00:51:12Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:18Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:21I'm Elena Kaufman, the heiress of the Kaufman Motor Industries.
00:51:25I noticed how closely you and Chris Collins were at the gala.
00:51:30And I wanted to warn you.
00:51:32He might be sexy, but you don't know how dangerous he really is, sweetheart.
00:51:37Yeah, he's here to protect me from danger like strangers breaking into my house.
00:51:42Oh, honey, I go where I want.
00:51:46Plus, I keep tabs on our mutual friend.
00:51:50You've been tracking him?
00:51:52What kind of psycho are you?
00:51:54The same kind he is.
00:51:56Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:52:01Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:52:10Yeah, I'm surprised.
00:52:13Doesn't look like you can handle him in bed.
00:52:15I'm just all around not intense enough for him.
00:52:22Not intense enough?
00:52:25Yeah, well, Chris and I actually have a lot of fun.
00:52:29Oh, please, don't make me laugh.
00:52:34I mean, look at you.
00:52:35You're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess ever.
00:52:38You're out of your league, kid.
00:52:42Don't call me that.
00:52:46You want to know how Chris likes to fuck?
00:52:50He likes to take you from behind.
00:52:52Handcuff you so you can't run.
00:52:54Choke you out.
00:52:56None of that.
00:52:57Kissing.
00:52:58Pillow talk.
00:53:00Well, maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind because he doesn't like to look at your face.
00:53:04He'll be bored of you in a week.
00:53:10He actually lives here with me.
00:53:13You little scared.
00:53:23Help!
00:53:24Help me, I can't swim!
00:53:29Help!
00:53:30Help, I can't swim!
00:53:34Help me, I can't swim!
00:53:44Harper?
00:53:45Harper!
00:53:46Help!
00:53:48Smile for T&M's pleasure.
00:53:49Help me!
00:53:51Please don't!
00:53:52Just crawl your way out, idiot.
00:53:56That's what you get for stealing my man.
00:54:01Help!
00:54:04Harper!
00:54:05Harper!
00:54:05Harper!
00:54:05Harper!
00:54:05Harper!
00:54:06Harper!
00:54:06Harper!
00:54:07Harper!
00:54:08Harper!
00:54:08Harper!
00:54:09Harper!
00:54:10Harper!
00:54:10Harper!
00:54:10Harper!
00:54:11Harper!
00:54:12Harper!
00:54:12Harper!
00:54:13Harper!
00:54:14Harper!
00:54:15Harper!
00:54:16Harper!
00:54:17Harper!
00:54:18Harper!
00:54:19Harper!
00:54:20Harper!
00:54:21Harper!
00:54:22Harper!
00:54:23Harper!
00:54:24Harper!
00:54:26Harper!
00:54:27Harper!
00:54:28Harper!
00:54:29Harper!
00:54:30Harper!
00:54:31Harper!
00:54:32Harper!
00:54:33Harper!
00:54:34Harper! No! Come on!
00:54:51Harper! Harper!
00:54:54Breathe, breathe, breathe. It's okay, I got you.
00:54:56You're sick. You're sick.
00:54:58I thought I was gonna die. I thought I was gonna die.
00:55:02You're okay. Just breathe.
00:55:03Just breathe.
00:55:05You're safe now.
00:55:07Way to downgrade, Chris.
00:55:10I mean, I know she can homewreck, but she can't even swim. It's pathetic.
00:55:15Homewreck?
00:55:18Harper could never homewreck us, Valada.
00:55:21She couldn't if she tried.
00:55:25I knew you'd come back to me, baby.
00:55:28We were just playing hard to get, so I got a little jealous.
00:55:31She could never homewreck us, because there's nothing to wreck.
00:55:39Joke me, Carter.
00:55:42I miss how rough you get, baby.
00:55:44I don't love you, and you almost killed Harper.
00:55:53How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim?
00:55:56She's fine.
00:55:57She's fine. Stop overreacting, baby.
00:56:00What are you doing?
00:56:08What are you doing?
00:56:09Tomorrow, you're going to wake up to a call from your dad asking you why his company has tanked on the stock market,
00:56:16and why his major investors have pulled out their funds from Kauffman Motors.
00:56:20You're going to tell, dear old dad, that it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible for his company going bankrupt.
00:56:27You got that?
00:56:28Are you threatening me?
00:56:31No.
00:56:32I'm telling you.
00:56:34Don't fuck with the people I care about.
00:56:39Get out of here.
00:56:40Wait.
00:56:41Please, don't.
00:56:42I'll do anything.
00:56:44Please.
00:56:45What are you doing?
00:56:45What are you doing?
00:56:45Chris, no!
00:57:00Wait!
00:57:01Wait!
00:57:01No!
00:57:04No!
00:57:15I'm sorry for the situation I put you in, Margot.
00:57:25She will not bother you again.
00:57:28I swear.
00:57:30Don't worry about it.
00:57:33I guess we both have histories of dating crazies, huh?
00:57:41I never dated her.
00:57:43We weren't a thing.
00:57:45A lot of brain to her.
00:57:51Are you seriously jealous right now?
00:58:01She said that...
00:58:03That I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:12She said that...
00:58:13That I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:23Satisfy you.
00:58:25In bed.
00:58:26That I was too much of a kid and that you'd never be into me.
00:58:40Is that true?
00:58:41That's not how I feel, Harper.
00:58:48But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel.
00:58:52I'm supposed to protect you.
00:58:53When I was in that pool, I really thought I was going to die.
00:59:06And all I could think about was all the things I regret never doing.
00:59:10What did you regret?
00:59:15Not doing this sooner.
00:59:17I don't know if I can tell you me.
00:59:17I'm supposed to mind.
00:59:18I don't have to but, I don't know.
00:59:19But what happened is that?
00:59:21I thought I wanted to ride for myself.
00:59:21But I really wanted to wake up on this camera.
00:59:22And...
00:59:23And...
00:59:37what the hell am i doing why don't you stop again you're playing with fire harper your dad is going
00:59:55to kill me i promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things i get up to this isn't about
01:00:02mark it's about you and me so whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of yours you need
01:00:08to kill it i'm too dangerous so you're saying the kiss was a mistake i should forget this ever
01:00:20happened it's for the best harper there's a reason i don't let people close to me yeah
01:00:26it's because you're a coward you're allowed to be mad at me just admit it you led me on and then
01:00:35you got cold feet just be a man and own it don't you're a psycho
01:00:40just trying to protect you
01:00:50morning
01:00:59bagel i'm not hungry
01:01:02you need to eat
01:01:07no what i need is for you to move out and leave me alone
01:01:21are we even now
01:01:28bageled me and you made me striptease for you
01:01:32what's wrong ghetto i hate seeing you like this
01:01:37well you should have thought about that before you broke my heart
01:01:40columbia university gallery exhibition featuring the work of students harper reeves
01:01:59i'm going to make this up to you
01:02:05promise
01:02:06has mr colin seen this harper you're like michael fucking angelo
01:02:18nope
01:02:21and he's never going to
01:02:23huh
01:02:24i didn't invite chris to the gallery opening
01:02:27why would i invite an asshole who led me on
01:02:30oh hey hey let's forget about that douchebag
01:02:35okay you need to impress some fancy pants arts investors so you can pass this class
01:02:40and i am not letting you fail
01:02:41stop moping
01:02:43let's go wine and dine some rich people
01:02:46okay
01:02:46okay
01:02:49wow how long do you think this took to paint christina
01:03:05like a million hours
01:03:06who the fuck cares
01:03:08we're gonna destroy it in a few minutes anyway
01:03:12make sure no one's coming
01:03:16i think i hear them coming let's go
01:03:40one last touch
01:03:42good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight
01:03:54perfect
01:03:55tonight is gonna be perfect
01:04:01huh
01:04:03what
01:04:04no no no no my my final project
01:04:09how am i gonna graduate
01:04:11why would someone do this to me
01:04:13harper
01:04:19harper i'm kind of confused
01:04:23is the painting supposed to be this ugly
01:04:26is the painting supposed to be this ugly
01:04:31don't say that
01:04:34it's obviously her self-portrait
01:04:37did you do this
01:04:44christina
01:04:46if i don't sell my work tonight i'm gonna fail the class
01:04:51we're gonna report you to the dean christina
01:04:53you're not gonna get away with this
01:04:55guess what
01:04:55you have no proof
01:04:57good luck with that losers
01:05:00that's what you get for fucking with me harper
01:05:04harper
01:05:06there's the student i've been looking for
01:05:09professor i can explain
01:05:10harper
01:05:13is this your work
01:05:17it's so ugly
01:05:19isn't it professor
01:05:20we have to fail harper
01:05:22it looks like a complete choke
01:05:25ladies i assure you harper knew what she was doing
01:05:29in fact
01:05:30a guest just bought this piece
01:05:33wait what
01:05:34who would buy this crap
01:05:36i will
01:05:37who would buy this piece of crap
01:05:52i will
01:05:53it's you
01:05:56you psycho grandpa attacked us at a party
01:06:00christina don't be rude
01:06:02don't you know who this is
01:06:04chris collins is a renowned rare art collector
01:06:07there's no way
01:06:09that's okay professor
01:06:10not everyone has taste
01:06:12how much for this painting
01:06:16oh no
01:06:17our starting price is 18
01:06:19done
01:06:24wait
01:06:27eighteen hundred dollars
01:06:28you can study at this school or not
01:06:31we haven't sold one single painting for less than eighteen thousand dollars
01:06:35you're telling me this
01:06:36gun pulling
01:06:37whiskey chugging
01:06:39whack ass grandpa just has
01:06:41eighteen thousand dollars
01:06:43sitting in his bank account
01:06:45here's two mil
01:06:48take the rest and buy
01:06:50art supplies
01:06:51whatever it is you need to get
01:06:52for harper's sake
01:06:53sir
01:06:54mr collins
01:06:56this is too much
01:06:57oh my god
01:06:58oh my god
01:06:59are you fucking kidding me
01:07:02are you fucking kidding me
01:07:06language
01:07:07miss hawkes
01:07:08don't tell me what to do old lady
01:07:10who cares if this old man gave you two million dollars
01:07:14my father still runs this university
01:07:17money runs this university
01:07:20and i'm going to report the two of you to the chancellor
01:07:23who will be ecstatic to see this check
01:07:25for disciplinary action
01:07:27you're going to get us expelled
01:07:30professor
01:07:31you can't
01:07:32please
01:07:33getting expelled sounds
01:07:34just about right to me
01:07:36no wait
01:07:37professor
01:07:37not so fast
01:07:38what the fuck else do you want from me
01:07:42oh no
01:07:44I can't believe that you two would do something like this
01:07:55good luck proving it was us
01:07:57knowing that you have to live with your bitter jealous selves every day is satisfying enough for me
01:08:03I don't need to ruin your lives
01:08:06those dresses though
01:08:08wait
01:08:09why
01:08:09um
01:08:10I
01:08:10my dress
01:08:23this is Versace you asshole
01:08:25you're going to fucking pay for this
01:08:28what was it that you two said
01:08:29oh
01:08:31right
01:08:31good luck proving it was me
01:08:34the chancellor wants you two in his office now
01:08:39you're being suspended
01:08:40suspended
01:08:41let's go
01:08:42why are you grabbing us
01:08:43they're the ones who did this
01:08:45arrest them
01:08:46let's go
01:08:47oh I'm gonna have to get this on camera
01:08:50I'll see you later
01:08:51congratulations on the sale Ms. Reeves
01:08:57Chris that was 18 grand
01:08:59that's $18,000
01:09:01seriously
01:09:02I thought it'd be more expensive
01:09:06what happened to the Chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me
01:09:14what happened to the Chris who said that it was a mistake and I'm sorry but I think this
01:09:26might help show you how much I want you
01:09:29a blindfold
01:09:44I want you Harper
01:09:47I want to do things to you
01:09:49bad things
01:09:54but only if you want me to
01:09:57I do
01:10:01why'd we stop
01:10:14I've been waiting so long for this
01:10:17I'm just gonna have to wait a teensy bit longer
01:10:20because I have to go wrap up the show
01:10:22and I'll wait for you
01:10:29wear that for me tonight
01:10:31Harper
01:10:38Harper
01:10:40you need to look at this
01:10:44can it wait Maria
01:10:45I'm having
01:10:46very inappropriate thoughts about my father's business partner
01:10:51no
01:10:51no
01:10:52that's what I need to tell you about
01:10:53Harper look
01:10:54you got the phone
01:10:57I swear
01:10:58the guns and the money it's not just for show
01:11:01Harper he's dangerous
01:11:02you need to move out now
01:11:04you can't keep living with him
01:11:06I need to talk to him
01:11:07Harper
01:11:08taxi for Harper
01:11:19who are you
01:11:23hey
01:11:24let go of me
01:11:25stop it
01:11:26please
01:11:26please let me go
01:11:37if it's money
01:11:38I'll give you however much you want
01:11:41Harper
01:11:44Harper
01:11:44Harper
01:11:45Harper
01:11:47Harper
01:11:48Ryan
01:11:48why are you doing this
01:11:50we broke up
01:11:51we broke up because you've been fucking that old man
01:11:55you psycho
01:11:56he had nothing to do with our breakup
01:11:58he humiliated me
01:12:02but luckily for me
01:12:03your little boyfriend
01:12:05what does he have
01:12:06he has some dangerous enemies
01:12:08ain't that right fellas
01:12:09once he arrives
01:12:13to save his little princess
01:12:15well
01:12:17we don't need to get into the gory details
01:12:19do we
01:12:19no
01:12:20no
01:12:21you can just watch
01:12:23no
01:12:25no
01:12:25no
01:12:25no
01:12:26no
01:12:27no
01:12:27a trap
01:12:46what the hell
01:12:48not bad for a guy who hates romance
01:13:06I hope you don't mind
01:13:11I wanted our first time
01:13:12to be special
01:13:13Harper
01:13:13before you sleep with my daughter
01:13:16you should probably know
01:13:17where she is
01:13:18first
01:13:19hey crap
01:13:24I can explain
01:13:25you're gonna explain
01:13:26but first
01:13:28you know my daughter better than I do
01:13:32is that text a prank
01:13:34Harper's in trouble
01:13:37we need to go
01:13:37okay
01:13:38do we have some fun with you
01:13:42after we kill
01:13:43leather grants
01:13:45hmm
01:13:46should we make him watch
01:13:48hmm
01:13:49oh
01:13:53looks like he's here
01:13:55are you ready
01:13:57to see
01:13:58your boyfriend
01:13:59die
01:14:00Harper
01:14:00huh
01:14:01get ready boys
01:14:03I'm going to make you regret
01:14:18you ever touched her
01:14:19that's what happens Chris
01:14:26when you mess around with my shit
01:14:28what's the matter tough guy
01:14:46what
01:14:47can't talk without you
01:14:49the bodyguards
01:14:49let me go
01:14:57I'll leave
01:14:58I already told you once
01:14:59you should have listened to me then
01:15:01I'm going to kill you
01:15:05you god damn dick
01:15:06are you okay
01:15:26did he hurt you
01:15:27Chris
01:15:29I put you in danger
01:15:32you should run far away
01:15:33from me and my package
01:15:34when it comes to you
01:15:36I'm willing to take my chances
01:15:38would someone
01:15:45like to tell me
01:15:47what the fuck
01:15:48is going on
01:15:49oh my god dad what the hell
01:15:54it's okay
01:15:55I'll handle
01:15:56I want to hear it from my daughter
01:15:58why are you making out with my best friend Harper
01:16:01I want an answer now before I
01:16:03before I kill him
01:16:04no dad
01:16:04look
01:16:05I know we don't have the most warm and fuzzy relationship
01:16:09but
01:16:10deep down
01:16:11I know that
01:16:13you just want me to be safe
01:16:16Chris makes me feel safe
01:16:22please don't be mad
01:16:24you're wrong about that
01:16:27it's not deep down
01:16:30it is the most important thing to me
01:16:33your happiness
01:16:34if that means being with Chris
01:16:38then he better not screw this
01:16:41up
01:16:41or I will make him regret it
01:16:44I believe you
01:16:46you
01:16:48keep her safe
01:16:50with my goddamn life
01:16:54you remember my instructions
01:17:12yes
01:17:13yes
01:17:25daddy
01:17:26save it
01:17:30yes daddy
01:17:32I want you to beg for it
01:17:39I want you
01:17:43to fuck me
01:17:45daddy
01:17:46stop teasing
01:17:57goodbye
01:17:58I want you
01:17:59I want you now
01:18:00what you're looking for
01:18:01you might find what you're looking for
01:18:05daddy
01:18:06say it
01:18:08or I'll punish you
01:18:10Don't stop, daddy.
01:18:40You have two choices, Mr. Collins.
01:19:02You can either uncuff me or fuck me.
01:19:06You know I'm dangerous, or it's your mind.
01:19:29Do your worst, daddy.
01:19:34As I start, I'm not stopping.
01:19:41I thought you only fucked girls from behind.
01:19:47You're different.
01:19:54I thought you only fucked girls from behind.
01:20:01You're different.
01:20:08Ready for round five?
01:20:23Stop it.
01:20:24I'm sore.
01:20:25I'm sore.
01:20:26Now let me out so I can go pee.
01:20:30What if I don't?
01:20:32What was that?
01:20:34What was that?
01:20:35Crap, it's my dad.
01:20:37Honey, you home?
01:20:38Dad, I'm kind of busy right now.
01:20:40Stop it.
01:20:41I told you I was busy.
01:20:42This is my home, Harper Reads.
01:20:43If you want to get up to adult stuff, you need to move out.
01:20:48Okay, I will.
01:20:49Can you get out?
01:20:50I think I've had enough surprises to last a lifetime, Chris.
01:20:55Can I please just open my eyes?
01:20:56No.
01:20:57Please keep them covered.
01:20:58I want to give a speech.
01:20:59And I can't look at you while you're giving a speech?
01:21:02I get nervous when I open up.
01:21:23You literally carry around a gun.
01:21:26But whatever.
01:21:27Just get on with it.
01:21:29what I do for a living, the not-so-legal part.
01:21:36It's dangerous for me to let people into my life
01:21:40and for me to be...
01:21:44Vulnerable?
01:21:46Yeah, but I knew when I was in charge of keeping you safe,
01:21:51I was doomed.
01:21:53You're like a magnet, Harper,
01:21:55and I want to be around you forever.
01:21:59So you're moving into the Empire State Building?
01:22:13I'm moving you in there.
01:22:16As a graduation present,
01:22:18and also I love you and want you to be my girlfriend present.
01:22:28Only if you want to.
01:22:30Either way, the apartment's yours.
01:22:34Are you serious?
01:22:37What's wrong?
01:22:38Is it tacky?
01:22:40I liked it.
01:22:41I thought...
01:22:41Deal!
01:22:46But I'm one condition, one friend.
01:22:50Which is?
01:22:51You have to move in there with me.
01:22:54Deal.
01:22:55You have to move in there.
01:22:55You have to move in there.
01:22:56You have to move in there.
01:22:56You have to move in there.
01:22:57You have to move in there.
01:22:57You have to move in there.
01:22:58You have to move in there.
01:22:58You have to move in there.
01:22:59You have to move in there.
01:23:00You have to move in there.
01:23:00You have to move in there.
01:23:01You have to move in there.
01:23:01You have to move in there.
01:23:02You have to move in there.
01:23:02You have to move in there.
01:23:03You have to move in there.
01:23:04You have to move in there.
01:23:04You have to move in there.
01:23:05You have to move in there.
01:23:06You have to move in there.
01:23:06You have to move in there.
01:23:07You have to move in there.
01:23:08You have to move in there.
01:23:08You have to move in there.
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