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My Intern Is A Holywood Star Full Movie
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00:00:00One more! One more!
00:00:30I can't believe I'm so close to Freddie Jones.
00:00:39Charlotte, why are you just standing here when there's people without hors d'oeuvres?
00:00:44Sorry, sir, the caterers were in us, so I had to get more.
00:00:46Finally, more hors d'oeuvres.
00:00:48I was just talking to the head of the studio.
00:00:51We share a ski cabin.
00:00:52She's having a great time, Uncle Seth.
00:00:54Oh, at least I have one intern who knows how to host a party.
00:00:57Charlotte, you could take a few notes here from Ava.
00:01:01This isn't your backwoods Applebee's.
00:01:03This is a Hollywood party.
00:01:06Hey, Mark Paul Gossler!
00:01:08He's right.
00:01:09You're too uptight and sweaty.
00:01:11It's not helping your whole Walmart aesthetic.
00:01:14It's not helping that I've been working this entire party by myself.
00:01:17It doesn't matter how hard you work.
00:01:20People have to like you.
00:01:21Nobody likes a martyr who dresses like she works at the DMV.
00:01:25Give up and go home.
00:01:27Thanks, Ava, but I don't need advice on how to charm a room from a nepho baby.
00:01:31I've been working for Tip since I was 15.
00:01:46Mr. Jones?
00:01:47Call me Freddy.
00:01:51Right.
00:01:52Um, I'm so sorry.
00:01:53You don't need to be sorry.
00:01:55It's probably needed a little excitement.
00:01:57It was trash and everybody knows it.
00:01:59Yeah.
00:02:01I mean, I prefer your earlier work, but you were still excellent.
00:02:06Thanks for telling me the truth.
00:02:08Nobody tells me the truth anymore.
00:02:09Well, it was, uh, nice bumping into you.
00:02:18Hey, Mr. Jones.
00:02:20Hey, you should be the one entertaining our star client.
00:02:23Not her.
00:02:24I can only hire one of you.
00:02:25Right now, she's winning.
00:02:27Do better.
00:02:27I can only hire one of you.
00:02:43No, I can't.
00:02:46I can't wait.
00:02:47Where am I?
00:03:15Good morning.
00:03:17Good morning.
00:03:19Good morning.
00:03:23Yo, what's up?
00:03:41Did you forget that today is the first day of your master plan?
00:03:45Come on man, get down here.
00:03:47Yeah, alright.
00:03:49Hey, what a premiere Mr. Jones.
00:04:01I don't know whether you pour radiant on screen or off.
00:04:04Hey, what can I get you?
00:04:06You want a coffee, water?
00:04:07No, I'm fine, thanks.
00:04:09How about, I'll just, I'll get both just in case.
00:04:15Close the door.
00:04:21O negative, your favorite.
00:04:23Figured after last night you would be pretty hungry.
00:04:27I didn't even like that, okay?
00:04:29Just needed help and I needed an exit.
00:04:31Come on, Freddy.
00:04:33I've been your best friend and your enabler for the last 200 years.
00:04:37And during that time, I've known you to be very picky, very cautious, and a very, very demanding vampire.
00:04:45So come on, give me something.
00:04:47How'd she taste?
00:04:51I don't know man, I think she was an intern.
00:04:54I didn't even get her name.
00:04:56But nothing happened.
00:04:58Good.
00:04:59Cause I got enough to worry about while you're going away undercover.
00:05:02You sure about this plan?
00:05:04I mean, come on.
00:05:05Why can't you just go to the Maldives like every other actor?
00:05:08I just need to get away from everything.
00:05:10Just the business, my parents, this whole movie star lifestyle.
00:05:15But why do you want to go undercover as an intern?
00:05:18Is this about that intern girl?
00:05:20Yeah, I may have come on a bit strong.
00:05:22I don't know, there's just something about her.
00:05:24But how do you know dressing up like an intern is going to help you get to know her?
00:05:27And how do you know that when you get close to her, you're not just going to blow your cover?
00:05:31I don't know, I'll play it cool.
00:05:32I'll work hard.
00:05:33Hopefully our paths will cross.
00:05:35I can feel it though.
00:05:36Fine.
00:05:37I'll do what I can.
00:05:39But please.
00:05:40Promise me you're not going to let this intern thing distract you from your actual job.
00:05:44Thanks, Coleman.
00:05:45This is going to be the role of a lifetime.
00:05:51Better.
00:05:53But you can't help but look like a movie star.
00:05:56I think I might need help from a glamour, so...
00:05:59So, I didn't know if you wanted all the...
00:06:03Where's Mr. Jonas?
00:06:05He had an engagement.
00:06:08Who's this?
00:06:09This is Edward, our new intern.
00:06:12Oh, great.
00:06:14Another one.
00:06:15Well, let's get you started.
00:06:17Jesus.
00:06:18This might actually work.
00:06:20When can I expect money from you?
00:06:23I'm bartending nights and weekends.
00:06:24But if you don't make some more money soon, you won't have a home to return to.
00:06:28Do you know the debt we're in?
00:06:29We're going to lose the bar if you don't start helping.
00:06:30The internship is going great.
00:06:31I'm going to have a new job before we know it.
00:06:32Okay?
00:06:33Um, I have to go.
00:06:34Bye.
00:06:36After you humiliated yourself in front of the entire industry, I'm surprised you even came in today.
00:06:39What happened to me last night?
00:06:40I know I only have one drink.
00:06:41Were you taking bets on who you ended up with?
00:06:42Were you taking bets on who you ended up with?
00:06:43Were you taking bets on who you ended up with?
00:06:44Are you going to have a home to return to?
00:06:45Do you know the debt we're in?
00:06:46We're going to lose the bar if you don't start helping.
00:06:47The internship is going great.
00:06:48I'm going to have a new job before we know it.
00:06:49Okay?
00:06:50Um, I have to go.
00:06:51Bye.
00:06:52After you humiliated yourself in front of the entire industry, I'm surprised you even came in today.
00:07:05What happened to me last night?
00:07:07I know I only have one drink.
00:07:08Were you taking bets on who you ended up with?
00:07:10My money's in the pay from the mail room.
00:07:13Leave me alone.
00:07:22Oh, if it isn't Miss Life of the Party.
00:07:25You know, it's one thing to entertain the clients, but it's another to walk around acting like a drunken floozy.
00:07:31I'm sorry, I don't-
00:07:33Oh, really?
00:07:34Don't worry about that.
00:07:35Well, there's pennants you can show around the new intern.
00:07:38We have a new intern?
00:07:39Yeah, yeah, that guy.
00:07:41Hey, come on over here.
00:07:42Hawk Hogan.
00:07:43Yeah, you.
00:07:44Jesus.
00:07:45Stop doing workouts and talk to her.
00:07:48Hi.
00:07:49I'm Edward.
00:07:56Hi.
00:07:57I'm Edward.
00:08:01Are you okay?
00:08:02Yeah, I'm Charlotte.
00:08:03Let me show you around.
00:08:04I'm Charlotte.
00:08:05Let me show you around.
00:08:10Hey, cutie.
00:08:11Oh, hello.
00:08:12Are you running for junior exec?
00:08:14No, I'm not looking for anything permanent.
00:08:16Oh, good.
00:08:17We should get along fine then.
00:08:19So, where are you from?
00:08:21Look, I'm supposed to help Charlotte with something, so...
00:08:25Between us?
00:08:26Charlotte's character isn't going to get her very far in this industry.
00:08:29This was her last night.
00:08:30Okay.
00:08:31Where are you going?
00:08:32To go help Charlotte?
00:08:33Like you should have done last night.
00:08:34So, Freddie just went on vacation.
00:08:35When he gets back, he's going to want something very different for his next project.
00:08:41We're looking for something that's very character driven, but at the same time, something that only he could play.
00:08:42So, ideas?
00:08:43What about a period piece?
00:08:44You know, Freddie has this classic quality to him.
00:08:45Like, he could almost be from a different time.
00:08:50Umm, I could see him in a western or a Jane Austen movie.
00:08:51Oh, that's really perceptive.
00:08:52Excuse me, interns, but the grown-ups are talking?
00:08:53Do you know what she's talking about?
00:08:54Do you know what they're talking about?
00:08:55Do you know what they're talking about?
00:08:56Here's the question.
00:08:57Look, Freddie just went on vacation.
00:08:58When he gets back, he's going to want something very different for his next project.
00:08:59We're looking for something that's very character driven, but at the same time, something that only he could play.
00:09:01So, ideas?
00:09:02What about a period piece?
00:09:04You know, Freddie has this classic quality to him.
00:09:07Like, he could almost be from a different time.
00:09:09Um, I could see him in a Western, or a Jane Austen movie.
00:09:14Oh, that's really perceptive.
00:09:15Excuse me.
00:09:16Interns?
00:09:17but the grown-ups are talking do you know who you're talking to do you know who you're talking
00:09:25to i mean it's fred edwards first day sorry
00:09:36oh totally forgot i've actually got a run but i'm greatly looking forward to hearing all of
00:09:47your ideas when you're big shots you can open your mouth every time a dumb idea pops into your head
00:09:55but until then you're nobody i'll remember that good charlotte you can say and clean up after the
00:10:03party i'll tell the cleaning services to skip this weekend tonight but i have another job oh great
00:10:08but you should have thought about that before you embarrassed our department ava happy hour
00:10:15i'm buying
00:10:17you know you don't have to stay and clean up with me right i don't mind
00:10:26can i ask you something are ava and seth real pieces of shit
00:10:31i shouldn't laugh
00:10:35no you should you have a really beautiful smile
00:10:39no but seriously why are they always like that
00:10:42i don't know it's just kind of the way they are ava's in the running for the same job as me and
00:10:49seth's her uncle so anyway what's your story why are you here
00:10:56i mean you can call it a quarter like prices
00:11:01i don't know i guess i've just been sheltered my whole life so
00:11:05i just wanted to try something new
00:11:07you wanted to try picking up trash with me
00:11:10i mean there's worse ways to spend your day plus i thought you can you know teach me a few
00:11:16things that i can learn to end it out
00:11:18deal
00:11:20shoot i'm gonna be late for work
00:11:26but this isn't work
00:11:27not for me you know we don't get paid right
00:11:30what
00:11:32i'll see you on monday
00:11:34hey coleman
00:11:41yeah give me the personal file on charlotte sin
00:11:44yeah i need to know everything about her
00:11:46also
00:11:47dude we gotta start paying these interns
00:11:49alright
00:11:50why would you want to meet here
00:12:03you hate places like this
00:12:05yeah you do
00:12:07what can i get the two
00:12:09mr. heart
00:12:10edward do you guys know each other
00:12:15us
00:12:17no no no no
00:12:18look he's a friend of my father's
00:12:21i just didn't want anyone to think i was another nepo baby
00:12:25that's why you're so sheltered
00:12:27don't worry your secret's safe with me
00:12:29do you know what you'd like
00:12:31yeah we'll take uh two bloody mary's
00:12:35extra bloody
00:12:36what
00:12:42small world
00:12:43small world and oh look
00:12:46right there is where it tells you where she works in her personnel file
00:12:49yeah
00:12:50would you look at that
00:12:51i think you already did
00:12:52she's amazing though
00:12:54top of her class
00:12:56full ride scholarship
00:12:57she could be anything
00:12:59i don't know why she'd want to settle at the bottom in hollywood
00:13:02sounds like somebody else that we know
00:13:04even the drinking
00:13:05okay
00:13:07you know ava had a lot to do with that
00:13:09you could smell it on her a mile away
00:13:11if you have some time this weekend and you feel like getting your hands dirty
00:13:16yeah sure
00:13:17i'll be right back with those drinks
00:13:19oh brother
00:13:24we are in love
00:13:26can you make mine a double please
00:13:29thank you
00:13:30hey
00:13:41so how do you know if a script is worth pitching
00:13:43a good script grabs you on the first page and doesn't let go
00:13:46you can't stop thinking about it
00:13:47edward
00:13:48save yourself some time
00:13:50if a script isn't on the blacklist
00:13:52it's a pass
00:13:53it's that easy
00:13:54like this one
00:13:56once you find a script you love
00:14:05it makes all the drudgery worth it
00:14:07at least for me
00:14:08hey stop gabbing and get me your weekend script reports
00:14:11i need something that screams freddie jones to bring to coleman
00:14:15so what do we got
00:14:16i read a lot of great scripts
00:14:18uh this top one is a modern take on sunset boulevard
00:14:21isn't that like black and white
00:14:23that's one of the greatest movies of all time
00:14:26you sound just like freddie jones
00:14:28he always says that that's the movie that inspired him to act
00:14:30look at you two
00:14:32sounding like nerds and losers living in the 50s
00:14:35a contact just sent me an action romance
00:14:37that's perfect
00:14:39ava
00:14:39you are the best
00:14:41i bet freddie's gonna love that
00:14:43yeah
00:14:49i bet freddie will love that
00:14:51yeah
00:14:52this script has a lot of heat
00:14:59and it's a great part for freddie
00:15:01yeah if we don't jump on this now tomorrow
00:15:02i promise we're gonna read in the trades that leo's doing it
00:15:05it's really good
00:15:06but it's completely wrong for freddie
00:15:15but it's got everything
00:15:18action
00:15:18sex he even has his shirt off for over an hour
00:15:21yeah but there's plenty more where that came from
00:15:25good
00:15:25because freddie's looking for a wide spectrum
00:15:30so i'm gonna want to hear pitches from all of the interns
00:15:34and whoever can pitch a film that freddie actually wants to buy
00:15:37gets the junior executive position
00:15:40you okay honey
00:15:52that beer has more head than a truck stop men's room
00:15:55yeah sorry
00:15:56it's just work stuff
00:15:58work stuff or romance stuff
00:16:02don't look so shocked
00:16:04spending 20 years in a bar i get really good at reading people okay
00:16:08i don't even know if it's mutual
00:16:10it is
00:16:11how do you know that
00:16:13because i got a sense about this stuff
00:16:15plus
00:16:16he's sitting over at that table and he just asked about you
00:16:19what are you doing here
00:16:27well
00:16:29i got those scripts that said toss them trash
00:16:33and
00:16:33i thought you'd want to talk about them
00:16:35okay
00:16:38thanks for coming out tonight
00:16:43you know even if nothing happens i
00:16:45i love talking about movies with you
00:16:47i love talking about movies with you too
00:16:49honestly four hours does not seem like enough time
00:16:52shit
00:16:55smell that
00:17:00oh negative
00:17:01my favorite
00:17:05that citrus stings
00:17:15let's take them both
00:17:25i'm hungry
00:17:26sniff again
00:17:28he's one of us
00:17:31no way
00:17:34is that
00:17:35i gotta go
00:17:43you'll never guess who just came in
00:17:50you're his biggest fan
00:17:52can you imagine being so famous you have to lie about being on vacation
00:18:11don't you have work you should be doing
00:18:14my contact just sent me another hot script so
00:18:16no
00:18:17hey charlotte
00:18:24um
00:18:26can i get your help i jammed the printer again
00:18:29again
00:18:30yeah
00:18:31seriously
00:18:32yeah
00:18:33hey
00:18:38what do you have for me
00:18:39i just forwarded you a new script everyone is talking about
00:18:43that's all you have
00:18:44that script just sold and it's not even what he's looking for
00:18:48aren't you even listening
00:18:50how am i supposed to find something small and pretentious
00:18:53it's boring
00:18:54figure it out
00:18:56i got you to third base
00:18:57you can score your own home run
00:18:59if that farm girl brings in a script that freddie wants to buy
00:19:02i can't stop coleman from hiring her
00:19:05get on it
00:19:06now
00:19:08jesus fucking christ
00:19:11okay maybe i did want to talk to you
00:19:37yeah well you better do it fast because i might have to run away suddenly with no explanation
00:19:41okay charlotte look about the other night
00:19:44it's fine
00:19:44you don't have to explain
00:19:46we worked together you did the smart thing
00:19:49we should keep it professional
00:19:51right
00:19:52yeah i mean if that's what you want
00:19:58don't do it like that you're gonna rip it
00:20:01is this my proposal
00:20:06yeah it's bringing all extra copies for you
00:20:09it's so nice
00:20:11well it should work now
00:20:15okay
00:20:16thanks
00:20:18why is the door locked
00:20:29i didn't lock it
00:20:31must have been ava
00:20:33hey are you okay
00:20:38it's
00:20:39i'm claustrophobic and
00:20:41confined spaces
00:20:43they make me panic
00:20:44okay hey hey hey
00:20:46it's gonna be okay
00:20:47all right you're gonna be okay
00:20:48trust me for a second
00:20:49okay
00:20:50better
00:21:07how did you do that
00:21:09just a little trick i learned
00:21:11yeah you're right
00:21:15we should probably keep it professional
00:21:18wait
00:21:25what's going on here
00:21:46why is the door locked
00:21:49let's get you two out of here
00:21:53come on
00:21:55man being an intern is hard work
00:22:06by the way have you seen charlie's proposal
00:22:08it's pretty good
00:22:10ready
00:22:11it's time to go back
00:22:13i've got paparazzi circling the kill
00:22:17just looking for a scoop
00:22:18and guess what
00:22:19you know who's been calling me
00:22:21diana
00:22:22and she's been asking me questions
00:22:24okay
00:22:25so what diana has paparazzi working for her now
00:22:28vampire paparazzi
00:22:29when is that woman ever gonna realize
00:22:32it is not gonna work out between us
00:22:34i don't care what she wants
00:22:36or what my parents want
00:22:37or what the paparazzi wants
00:22:39it's not gonna work
00:22:40yeah well it's easy to be patient
00:22:42when you're an immortal bitch
00:22:43sure
00:22:44i know you and charlotte have a bond
00:22:47but
00:22:49it's time to call a rap on eddie
00:22:51and time to get back to work
00:22:53it's back to my lonely gilded cage
00:22:56you signed up for this
00:22:59she didn't
00:23:01how's your project proposal going
00:23:08why do you care
00:23:10i want it to be good
00:23:11if i'm going to hand it in
00:23:12what are you talking about
00:23:14my contact fell through and
00:23:15i can't hand in nothing so
00:23:17unless you help me
00:23:19i'll have to hand in
00:23:20this
00:23:21the fuck
00:23:23the age
00:23:24how'd you get pages from my journal
00:23:27careful how you talk to me
00:23:28you're one phone call away from being a stupid slut
00:23:31that tanked freddie's career
00:23:33there's no scandal if we didn't even sleep together
00:23:35i don't understand why you would do this ava
00:23:39if you work for freddie you're gonna ruin his career
00:23:41i won't
00:23:42unless you force me to
00:23:44so what will it be
00:23:46let's get set up
00:23:57they love the proposal so much they want me to present it to the board
00:24:02i hope you're happy with yourself
00:24:03you're looking at the new junior executive
00:24:06don't worry
00:24:08i requested you stay on as my personal intern
00:24:11hey where are you going with that
00:24:25have you seen eddie
00:24:32looks like your little boyfriend left without saying goodbye
00:24:34let's focus everyone
00:24:35we've got a lot to discuss
00:24:37guess he wasn't as into you as you thought
00:24:39i don't think we'll need you for this meeting
00:24:41i'm pretty sure there's some cleaning to do around the office
00:24:43fine with me
00:24:44mr. jones
00:24:49where are you going
00:24:50please stay
00:24:53i need everybody for this meeting
00:24:55sure
00:24:57you can take notes
00:24:59there he is
00:25:01end of the hour
00:25:02hey welcome back freddie
00:25:04looking tan and refreshed
00:25:05better than ever
00:25:06thank you set
00:25:07appreciate that
00:25:08i would really like to know what this movie is at its core
00:25:16ava
00:25:17this is your baby
00:25:19i would love to hear from you
00:25:20well at its core
00:25:22it's a freddie jones movie
00:25:23that's what people are paying to see
00:25:25so what's your vision
00:25:26do you see this more as a classic hollywood homage
00:25:29a mystery
00:25:30a romance
00:25:32i think it has it all
00:25:35what's your favorite part
00:25:37the ending
00:25:38what happens in the end
00:25:39your character
00:25:40your character
00:25:41uh... wins
00:25:44you know it's funny
00:25:46you wrote such an elegant summary
00:25:48but you can't recall any major plot points or how it ends
00:25:52i'm just curious
00:25:53did you actually read the script
00:25:54or did you just have ai spit out a report for you
00:25:56of course i wrote this
00:25:57of course i wrote this
00:25:58it's just been a few weeks and i
00:26:01i
00:26:02what do you think
00:26:03at its heart it's
00:26:07a romance
00:26:08a mystery with a satirical edge
00:26:12but ultimately a love story
00:26:14with its poignant and tragic ending
00:26:17tragic ending
00:26:19sounds like a good movie
00:26:20why do you think it'd be beneficial for my career
00:26:23because
00:26:24people might not know it yet
00:26:26but you can do more than look good with your shirt off
00:26:29opening weekend
00:26:30they're gonna go to see freddie jones the movie star
00:26:33but come monday
00:26:34they're gonna tell their friends to go see freddie jones the actor
00:26:37i love that
00:26:42you sold me
00:26:44ava
00:26:46i would like you to take notes for charlotte from now on
00:26:48what the hell was that
00:26:59ow you're hurting me
00:27:00i just answered his question
00:27:02you set me up
00:27:03you humiliated me
00:27:05you should have prepared me better
00:27:06i just know i had to prepare you
00:27:08didn't you read what you handed in
00:27:09oh it was insanely long
00:27:11and i have better things to do
00:27:12that was the whole point of using your proposal
00:27:14you made me look like an idiot
00:27:16no ava
00:27:17actually
00:27:17you did that all on your own
00:27:19you made me look so bad
00:27:21i need an explanation
00:27:22she set me up
00:27:23your assistant executed a master plan
00:27:25to embarrass you and take control of a meeting
00:27:27if that's true
00:27:28then we should probably have her on the executive payroll
00:27:31she planned this
00:27:32with freddie
00:27:33i have proof
00:27:34just to humiliate me
00:27:36they slept together
00:27:37that's enough
00:27:39guys i'm sorry
00:27:40where is it
00:27:41where is it
00:27:42where
00:27:43it's
00:27:45here it is
00:27:47can we get security please
00:27:48no
00:27:50it was her
00:27:52they slept together
00:27:53why don't you believe me
00:27:54let go of me
00:27:56do you know how much this dress costs
00:27:57i'll see you again soon
00:28:03hey
00:28:12so
00:28:14how'd it go today
00:28:16where were you
00:28:17ray jones
00:28:20get out of here
00:28:22no i told you guys
00:28:23no no pictures
00:28:24go
00:28:24get out of here
00:28:25go
00:28:26what the hell is going on
00:28:28why did they
00:28:30call you freddie
00:28:31look charlotte
00:28:34i
00:28:34i never meant to trick you
00:28:38please
00:28:46i don't
00:28:49i don't know what to think
00:28:50i don't know who you are
00:28:53charlotte
00:28:54we just wanted a story
00:29:20but i guess we'll settle for something else
00:29:23get the fuck away from me
00:29:28charlotte
00:29:39are you okay
00:29:40you look hurt
00:29:41are you hurt
00:29:42i'm fine
00:29:43i'm so sorry
00:29:44this is all my fault
00:29:45why are you apologizing
00:29:46you just saved me life
00:29:47come on
00:29:48the boss is gonna love this
00:29:58you sure you're okay
00:30:09thanks
00:30:09does that hurt
00:30:19a little
00:30:20are they always following you like that
00:30:23is this what it's like to be freddie jones
00:30:26i'm sorry i got you into this
00:30:29but i hope you don't sneak out this time
00:30:32weren't you hurt
00:30:39i think you might have hit your head a little too hard
00:30:42it's probably lie back
00:30:43look i live in a world full of powerful people
00:30:48and not all of them are good
00:30:51but you are
00:30:52all i want to do is protect you charlotte
00:30:55hey
00:31:10good morning
00:31:12good morning
00:31:13doesn't i have a breakfast coming up for you right now
00:31:16i'm gonna step out and make a quick phone call okay
00:31:19just lie back and rest
00:31:22all right
00:31:24coleman
00:31:36hey what do you know about the paparazzi attack last night
00:31:39that cannot happen again
00:31:40you got it boss
00:31:42you're life's security
00:31:43yeah
00:31:43she better
00:31:44shit
00:31:47how long has it been
00:31:49i hear you and freddie
00:31:50have been very busy boys behind my back
00:31:53look i'm sure you're disappointed
00:31:55that he's not gonna do another sequel
00:31:57as am i
00:31:57but he's already made up his mind
00:31:59listen dipshit
00:32:00we both know which head he's thinking with
00:32:02and it's not the one above his shoulders
00:32:04well that's not my business
00:32:05actually fuckhead
00:32:07it is your business
00:32:08my guy just sent me these photos
00:32:23no i don't know the pay rate yet mom but it's
00:32:27it's entry level
00:32:29three thousand dollars a month how am i supposed to
00:32:34no i know it's a
00:32:36okay mom
00:32:38okay mom i have to go
00:32:41okay bye
00:32:43what was that all about
00:32:46nothing
00:32:47you know this is all
00:32:50really nice but i have to go work brunch in an hour
00:32:53what
00:32:54cancel
00:32:55we can stay in bed all day
00:32:57i got food brought up to us
00:32:59look you just got a promotion
00:33:00you don't need to be working back over there
00:33:02yeah well until i get my first paycheck
00:33:04i'm not gonna jinx it
00:33:04fine
00:33:06do what you want
00:33:08let me know if you need anything else
00:33:15thank you
00:33:15diana
00:33:21diana
00:33:28so
00:33:29you're the girl that's turned freddie's career upside down
00:33:32you're more stunning in person
00:33:34i don't know about that
00:33:36don't sell yourself short
00:33:37success in hollywood is all about branding
00:33:40so what's good here
00:33:42not much
00:33:42so why are you here diana
00:33:45i know you're not here for the bottomless mimosas
00:33:47you've got talent and i need a development assistant
00:33:51i already have a job
00:33:52i work for coleman
00:33:54who works for me
00:33:55i'm a silent partner in his business
00:33:57but my family's money keeps the lights on
00:33:59i didn't know that
00:34:01um
00:34:02i'm actually working on a project with freddie right now
00:34:04so you just started fucking
00:34:06which is a branding problem
00:34:07for who
00:34:10and how did you know that
00:34:12it's a small town and i have many sources
00:34:15i do pay well
00:34:17charlotte darling welcome come in come in
00:34:40you wanted to talk about the new scripts
00:34:42oh no it's self-care sunday i need you to give me a foot massage
00:34:46i'm sorry what
00:34:48you heard me i've been on my feet all week and i need to relax
00:34:51diana i'm your assistant i'm not a masseuse
00:34:54let's get one thing straight
00:34:55if you want to keep this job and have any chance at all of making it in this industry
00:35:00you'll do as i say
00:35:01that's a good girl
00:35:17oh no that is it
00:35:25charlotte she cannot keep treating you like this
00:35:27you need to tell freddie
00:35:29and then teach this witch a lesson
00:35:31no sam that's exactly what she wants me to do
00:35:34i need to prove i can make it on my own
00:35:36well how much more can you take
00:35:37as much as i need to
00:35:39this is my dream
00:35:41i'm not giving up on it
00:35:42hey mom what's up
00:35:58charlotte honey
00:36:00i'm afraid i have some bad news
00:36:02your father's medication prices have gone up again
00:36:05and we're struggling to keep up with the debt
00:36:07i'm sorry mom i wish i could help more but things are a little
00:36:11tough right now um but i'm not giving up
00:36:14i can do this
00:36:27i have to do this
00:36:30what's all this
00:36:41i just wanted to celebrate your recent victories
00:36:43so i thought i'd do something special for you for all your hard work
00:36:47are you serious
00:37:00yeah root beer floats
00:37:02your hometown favorite
00:37:03my parents used to get me one of these after every soccer game whether we won or lost
00:37:07i want to try it
00:37:08i can't i'm on a special diet
00:37:11charlotte i'm tired of hiding our love from the world
00:37:17i'm tired of being chased by the paparazzi
00:37:19i want to go public with our love
00:37:22are you sure that's a big step
00:37:24yeah i've never been more sure about anything in my entire life
00:37:27well i'll support you no matter what
00:37:28miss dunn welcome it is an honor to have you in our store
00:37:49how may i ask this for you today
00:37:50i need an outfit for the gala tonight
00:37:52something that'll make me stand out
00:37:54of course
00:37:55we have the latest collections from the top designers
00:37:58i'm sure we'll find something perfect for you
00:38:01diana look at this one this would look stunning on you
00:38:07oh sweetie i don't think that dress is quite worthy of someone like miss dunn's stature
00:38:15you're right my assistant here doesn't quite understand the difference between high fashion
00:38:21and well whatever she's wearing
00:38:25oh now this is a dress worthy of your presence miss dunn
00:38:34it's from our exclusive collection
00:38:36i'll take it
00:38:38class cannot be taught
00:38:41oh charlotte i'm just teasing
00:38:49here let me buy you a dress to make it up to you
00:38:52go on try it on
00:38:55i insist
00:38:56well well well
00:39:07look at you charlotte you clean up nicely
00:39:10i guess that dress just doesn't work for you
00:39:18you're better off in your ragged clothes
00:39:20and you will have to pay damages of course
00:39:22i'm sure that dress is worth more than your monthly salary
00:39:25ciao bianca
00:39:28come on charlotte
00:39:31the gala awaits
00:39:33freddie
00:39:50i'm so glad you can make it
00:39:53yeah good evening diana
00:39:55well well
00:40:05if it isn't little miss cinderella
00:40:06wearing a dress made of rags
00:40:08actually this is the same gown from earlier
00:40:11just with some alterations
00:40:12you can't just
00:40:13this is a black tie event not a costume party
00:40:17well i believe true style comes from within
00:40:19not a designer label
00:40:20just remember charlotte you still work for me
00:40:24you're lucky i don't fire you charlotte
00:40:26i think it's time for you to leave diana
00:40:29but i
00:40:31freddie
00:40:33goodbye diana
00:40:35you look absolutely beautiful
00:40:44we need an answer before the press conference starts
00:40:49we're willing to offer a substantial investment
00:40:52just say the word
00:40:54if it isn't the man of the hour
00:40:57huh
00:40:57freddie jones
00:41:00it's the best key
00:41:02i'm the one
00:41:03who's gonna invest in a little film pretty boy
00:41:06whether you like it or not
00:41:08and who might this lovely lady be
00:41:12harm candy for the night no doubt
00:41:18watch your mouth
00:41:22zebesky
00:41:23he's got a temper
00:41:25what are you gonna do about it pretty boy
00:41:29listen zebesky
00:41:32you're not gonna invest in my film
00:41:34or disrespect my girl again
00:41:36do you understand
00:41:38freddie walk away
00:41:42quite a scene you caused earlier
00:41:55zebesky
00:41:56what do you want diana
00:41:57i couldn't help but overhear your little altercation with freddie
00:42:01seems like we both have something to gain by taking him down a peck or two
00:42:05i miss me
00:42:08it's simple
00:42:09you want money and a taste of that pretty little assistant of his
00:42:13i want freddie
00:42:14and i think i know a way where we can both get what we desire
00:42:17i like the way you think diana
00:42:21what do you have in mind
00:42:24we hold a press conference
00:42:26and when freddie's distracted i'll announce our new film together
00:42:29cementing me at his side
00:42:30i love it
00:42:31when do we start
00:42:34leave it to me zebesky
00:42:36you just play your part when the time comes
00:42:38buddy
00:42:46on the gala
00:42:49i saw something
00:42:50your
00:42:50your teeth they weren't normal
00:42:53and
00:42:55the way you fought zebesky
00:42:57what's going on
00:42:58i'll tell you charlotte
00:43:01only because we're bonded by blood
00:43:04what the hell does that mean
00:43:05it means
00:43:07i'm a vampire
00:43:08you know when i was a little girl
00:43:17i always dreamed of becoming a vampire
00:43:19the magic
00:43:21the mystery of it all
00:43:24life became nothing but
00:43:26work and pills
00:43:28the thing about magic charlotte
00:43:30so you just gotta know where to look
00:43:35the magic cell there charlotte
00:43:45you just gotta know where to look
00:43:47and i miss you
00:43:49and i missed you baby
00:43:49by my side
00:43:51where are you now
00:43:55i miss you baby
00:43:59did you even mean to say goodbye
00:44:03hey charlotte
00:44:23i mean to talk to you about being diana's assistant
00:44:27look i honestly don't like the way she's been mistreating you and
00:44:31i don't want you working for her anymore
00:44:34and i've been thinking
00:44:36if you need help financially or otherwise
00:44:40i got you
00:44:41you can't take that
00:44:44i don't i don't want to rely on you
00:44:48but i insist you take it
00:44:50i would feel a whole lot better
00:44:52please
00:44:53fine
00:44:54but just for emergencies
00:44:56it's diana
00:45:07she's been blowing up my phone all night
00:45:10just ignore it
00:45:20diana
00:45:23you know she's not gonna stop calling
00:45:33just answer it
00:45:35diana
00:45:37what do you want
00:45:38you're with freddie aren't you
00:45:41it's none of your business
00:45:42actually
00:45:44business is why i'm calling
00:45:46i have a proposition for the both of you
00:45:49so we can be done with all of this
00:45:50nonsense
00:45:52we're here to settle things like you said
00:46:04no more games
00:46:05i already told her about us
00:46:07so you can't hang that over my head
00:46:08splendid
00:46:09i hate secrets between friends
00:46:12on that note
00:46:14this was going to be a surprise but
00:46:16pam
00:46:17you goddamn bitch
00:46:20oh my god
00:46:27i can't believe my daughter's dating people's sexiest man alive
00:46:31two years ago but charmed thank you
00:46:34with how hard charlotte's been working i thought this would be a nice treat
00:46:38it was so nice of you to fly me here
00:46:40why didn't you tell me your boss is so generous
00:46:42diana's very humble and she doesn't like people talking about her generosity
00:46:47what are you doing
00:46:50i just wanted to show you the gold digging trash you've been in bed with
00:46:54watch this
00:46:55pam's been telling me a lot about life in the country
00:46:59and how hard it's been
00:47:01yes that's true
00:47:04with your dad's back surgery he needs and the black mold in the house
00:47:08they might have to sell and it breaks my heart
00:47:10that's none of your concern diana
00:47:11but it could be
00:47:12what if i wrote your mother a check for two million dollars
00:47:16in exchange for what
00:47:18you living freddie alone
00:47:21forever
00:47:23two million dollars
00:47:27would that cover it mom
00:47:29oh yeah
00:47:31i guess it would
00:47:32we don't want your money diana
00:47:37and i won't be bullied out of ending my relationship not by you
00:47:40not by anyone
00:47:42well then there's nothing left to consider
00:47:46your happiness is all that matters sweetheart
00:47:49i'm sorry but we don't
00:47:51need your money
00:47:52not if it be sacrificing my daughter's heart
00:47:56you're making a mistake both of you
00:48:00but if that's how you want to play it fine
00:48:03just know that i do have a plan b
00:48:05and trust me
00:48:07you're not gonna like it
00:48:09you're done here diana
00:48:11as far as your plan b
00:48:12we'll handle that together
00:48:14come on ladies
00:48:16let's go
00:48:22this isn't over
00:48:25not by a long shot
00:48:26all right you two
00:48:33so let's review
00:48:34diana you're gonna go out first
00:48:36people are gonna be super excited to see you
00:48:38and then you're gonna introduce freddie
00:48:39freddie they're gonna be equally excited to see you
00:48:41then the two of you will talk about the movie
00:48:43and then you'll take questions from the journalists
00:48:45sound good
00:48:46sounds great
00:48:47fantastic
00:48:48oh they're ready to go
00:48:50we gotta get out there otherwise we're gonna keep them waiting
00:48:52and we do not want to do that
00:48:53they look perfect great job
00:48:54come on you two let's go
00:48:55no no you look perfect
00:48:56you don't need to check yourself
00:48:57let's go
00:48:58it isn't a pretty little assistant
00:49:12what are you doing
00:49:16thinking about your blood charlotte
00:49:19about the way it tastes
00:49:23the way it must feel
00:49:25of cooling down
00:49:27my throat
00:49:28stay away from me
00:49:29i'm warning you
00:49:31or what
00:49:31you're warning me
00:49:32what are you gonna do sweetheart
00:49:34come for help
00:49:36we just want to thank you for coming to me so much
00:49:42and now without further ado
00:49:44let's welcome the man of the hour
00:49:47freddie jones
00:49:55i think your blood
00:49:57will be the sweetest i've tasted in years
00:50:01and i'm gonna savor
00:50:03every last
00:50:05drop
00:50:06come on
00:50:12freddie
00:50:12and i'm going to savor
00:50:20every
00:50:21last
00:50:22drop
00:50:23get out of here son
00:50:26freddie
00:50:29i'll see you around my girl again
00:50:36zabeski
00:50:37i'll rip out your fucking throat
00:50:40charlotte
00:50:45are you okay
00:50:48you came back
00:50:51i'll always come back for you charlotte
00:50:53i'm sorry everyone
00:51:03i'm not sure what's keeping freddie
00:51:05oh thank you thank you thank you
00:51:14you guys are some kind
00:51:15sorry i'm late
00:51:16you all know how i like to make a very dramatic entrance
00:51:18there are two things i would like to talk about
00:51:22first one is
00:51:24i'm really proud of this film that diane and i have made
00:51:27me too freddie
00:51:28i think it is a great project for us to end on and go off on our own
00:51:32two
00:51:34i would really like to introduce you all to something very special to me
00:51:37she's the one of the bravest smartest most beautiful woman in this town
00:51:42my new career advisor and future miss freddie jones
00:51:47miss charlotte sims everybody
00:51:49i'm so sorry i didn't tell you about the announcement
00:52:03it's okay
00:52:04just from now on no more secrets
00:52:06we're gonna face the challenges together
00:52:09i love you charlotte
00:52:10i love you too
00:52:12i do want to ask you one thing though
00:52:14yeah anything
00:52:15could you ask for my father's blessing
00:52:18it's a tradition in my family
00:52:19it would mean the world to me
00:52:21i would be honored to ask your father for his blessing to marry you
00:52:25but remember you don't have to tell him everything
00:52:26okay
00:52:28come here
00:52:29come here
00:52:30alexander zelda i need to speak with you now
00:52:43alexander zelda i need to speak with you now
00:52:53diana what brings you here in such a state
00:52:56it's freddie
00:52:57your son has gone too far this time
00:52:59he's announced his engagement to a human
00:53:02at a press conference no less
00:53:04a human
00:53:05are you certain
00:53:07yes
00:53:08some nobody named charlotte sims
00:53:11he's putting our entire order at risk by telling all of our secrets to her
00:53:15this cannot be allowed to continue
00:53:19the secrecy of our kind is of the utmost importance
00:53:22i couldn't agree more zelda
00:53:24that's why i came to you
00:53:26i worry about freddie and i fear that he's not thinking clearly
00:53:29what do we really know about this charlotte girl
00:53:32she could be a threat to our whole way of life
00:53:35we cannot take any risks
00:53:38we'll handle this matter personally
00:53:41you have our work
00:53:44so we thought we'd come in on friday and stay the weekend
00:53:55oh we probably need bodyguards
00:53:57the whole town has gone crazy since you two went public
00:53:59we felt like celebrities at walmart today
00:54:02but i don't know why would a movie star want to come all the way to whitewater mrs
00:54:07well i just want to see where charlotte grew up
00:54:09and honestly i want to come and meet you sir
00:54:10plus we have some news
00:54:12i knew it i knew it
00:54:14freddie you're gonna go to the most beautiful most expensive wedding dress ever aren't you
00:54:19oh yeah you bet
00:54:20no you're not
00:54:21mom you've been saving your wedding dress for 25 years so i could wear it
00:54:24well
00:54:25it has a tear remember
00:54:27i mean it's gonna look like an old sackcloth compared to what freddie can get you
00:54:30well i'm not getting married in anything else
00:54:32so if you don't want me wearing my birthday suit at my wedding
00:54:34you better mend it
00:54:36all right
00:54:37all right
00:54:38love you
00:54:38bye
00:54:39something's wrong
00:54:54i've been trying to get my parents since yesterday and they haven't answered their phones
00:54:57okay i'm sure everything's fine charlotte
00:54:59it's not like my mom to not answer
00:55:01look
00:55:01your mom is just super excited about us coming to visit
00:55:05i'm sure she's just caught up on all the preparations
00:55:07maybe you're right but i have a really bad feeling
00:55:09okay
00:55:10all right well
00:55:11i can call a pilot and we can head over there right now and check
00:55:14let's go
00:55:16mom
00:55:23dad is anyone here
00:55:26this is where they said to meet them
00:55:32freddie i think something's happened to them
00:55:38charlotte
00:55:39don't worry
00:55:40we'll find them okay
00:55:41i promise
00:55:43thank you for joining us on such short notice
00:55:52oh well
00:55:53we've never been to the west coast before so we don't mind the change of plans
00:55:58and we just as soon come out here then have freddie visits us there
00:56:01my phone can't get service
00:56:04i was hoping to tell charlotte where we are
00:56:06we're in a dead zone
00:56:08they'll be joining us shortly
00:56:10in the meantime
00:56:12we wanted the chance to get to know you
00:56:15our son's welfare is of the utmost importance to us
00:56:18and so we'd like to know what sort of
00:56:21stock he is associating with
00:56:24we have the same concern about charlotte yeah we don't know much about these powerful hollywood types but what we do know it's not very wholesome like sex slaves and clones yeah clones yeah clones yeah we don't have slaves or clones but there are many reasons why charlotte and freddie's union could be complicated challenging even dangerous dangerous dangerous dangerous
00:56:53the truth is we brought you here to ask you to ask you some very important questions please follow us to the parlor
00:57:01the parlor all right thank you i've got private investigators here and in minnesota and i've
00:57:15called in favors with anyone we know in law enforcement charlotte we're gonna find them
00:57:20promise are you okay i'm hanging in there look i'm gonna go but i'll be back soon where are you
00:57:29going we'll talk somebody might know what the hell is going on i'll be back
00:57:37where are they i don't know what you're talking about charlotte's parents are missing oh heavens
00:57:56hopefully they didn't get lost remembering which trailer is theirs okay diana tell me where they
00:58:01are i'm gonna rip you in half coleman charlotte's parents turned up on a security camera at lax
00:58:09they're not with diana okay well where are they now they're with your parents why the hell are they
00:58:17within you told the human our secrets they're tying up your loose ends
00:58:23that's so good oh hi you're okay okay we're better than okay we're having a great time
00:58:49what took you so long mom dad what are they doing here you let the cat out of the bag
00:58:56we had to vet charlotte make sure she was all right if we're going to share our darkest secrets
00:59:02with her not to mention our only son okay and charlotte is a lovely young woman a good student
00:59:13a hard worker you picked a good one and her parents are fun who aren't they
00:59:19who knew thousand year old vampires and midwesterners had a lot in common
00:59:24both kind of slow to change we went to the bar and it was unlocked no one was there
00:59:29ted did you forget to fix the deadbolt again
00:59:33uh yeah i meant to but you know with everything going on i think i must have forgot
00:59:38alexander is the same way completely useless around the house but i am good with toasts
00:59:46here's to a beautiful journey no road is long when you have good company
00:59:51to the happy cuppa cheers
00:59:55cheers cheers
01:00:09by the power vested in me i now pronounce you husband and wife
01:00:17congratulations i guess the best woman won
01:00:33so i don't have to worry about you anymore
01:00:35no i've moved on
01:00:38are you serious
01:00:40yeah she's crazy but she knows the business
01:00:44and she gets me
01:00:45good luck with that brother
01:00:48yeah i've known you for 200 years charlotte good luck with that
01:00:52i just have one question
01:01:02what is it
01:01:03is she gonna drink milk
01:01:06no
01:01:08no i'm just kidding yes she is
01:01:14no i'm just kidding yes i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm
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