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The End Of Sex ( Comedy, Drama, Romance ) - Full HD Movie Uncut
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00:00:00Mommy?
00:00:09What's on your face, Dawn?
00:00:15Makeup.
00:00:17I want to look nice for the first day.
00:00:19Dad?
00:00:20Yeah?
00:00:21I made sandwiches for the bus.
00:00:23Do you think I put too much ketchup?
00:00:25What?
00:00:26No, there's no such thing as too much ketchup.
00:00:28Yeah, with that.
00:00:31Snook alarm!
00:00:32Yay, waffles are ready!
00:00:37We could keep them with us for the week.
00:00:39I mean, we'd lose the money, but...
00:00:41We can't have this conversation again
00:00:43because the bus is coming in an hour.
00:00:45So, just a week.
00:00:47Camp is good, remember?
00:00:49Camp is good?
00:00:50Camp is good.
00:00:51Camp is good.
00:00:53And you got some t-shirts?
00:00:55Yeah, I think, yeah.
00:00:57Okay, okay.
00:00:58Good, good, good.
00:00:59Yes.
00:01:00Yes.
00:01:01You've done everything.
00:01:02I have everything.
00:01:03I already checked.
00:01:04Okay, I know.
00:01:05You're doing all right.
00:01:09Undies?
00:01:10Undies?
00:01:11I'm wearing them.
00:01:12Grace.
00:01:13What?
00:01:14No, seriously, what?
00:01:18But only taking one pair?
00:01:20Yeah, I only have one, but...
00:01:22Honey, you're eight.
00:01:24Yeah, but 14% of girls get their periods by the age of 10.
00:01:29Hmm?
00:01:30What is in here?
00:01:31Well, not that much.
00:01:37And the youngest recorded case of a girl giving birth was a five-year-old.
00:01:41Wait, I'm not done talking.
00:01:43Okay.
00:01:44In Peru in 1930.
00:01:48Let's just take the whole box then.
00:01:51And girls, it is totally normal to feel homesick at camp, okay?
00:01:56So, when you're away from your family, it can be hard.
00:02:00So, look, if you get that feeling in your chest and it kind of overwhelms you, it's fine.
00:02:05You just take a moment and you think of a happy memory.
00:02:08Something that we all did together as a family.
00:02:10And when that happens, you'll feel better.
00:02:14Are you crying?
00:02:15No.
00:02:16I'm not.
00:02:17Of course I am not crying.
00:02:19I'm a grown-up.
00:02:20It's okay to cry, though.
00:02:21Just so you know, crying is totally fine.
00:02:23Good, uh, pep talk.
00:02:25Thanks.
00:02:26Don't worry.
00:02:27You're not there for long, right?
00:02:28Hey, it's only seven days.
00:02:29What's seven days, right?
00:02:30Seven days is nothing.
00:02:31We have seven gnomes.
00:02:32Seven gnomes for seven days.
00:02:33And down the days for gnomes.
00:02:34Don't worry.
00:02:35It's going to go by quick.
00:02:36Okay?
00:02:37Take care of Danny.
00:02:38This is the camp where you met Mommy.
00:02:39Yeah, a long time ago.
00:02:40Our husband met Mommy.
00:02:41You're going to meet your husband there, okay?
00:02:42You're going to meet your husband there, okay?
00:02:43You're going to meet your husband.
00:02:44So you don't have the same husband.
00:02:45That's illegal.
00:02:46Okay.
00:02:47I love you so much.
00:02:48I love you.
00:02:49Bye.
00:02:50Bye.
00:02:51Bye.
00:02:52Bye.
00:02:53Bye.
00:02:54Bye.
00:02:56I love you.
00:02:57I'm going to think about you every second of the day.
00:02:58I'll see you in a very short week and fly right by.
00:03:01Oh, God.
00:03:03Okay.
00:03:04It's, uh...
00:03:05Camp is good.
00:03:06Camp is good.
00:03:07Camp is good.
00:03:08Camp is good.
00:03:09Camp is good.
00:03:10It's not too late for me to throw my body in front of the moving bus
00:03:13and stop this craziness right now.
00:03:15This is good for them.
00:03:16We've done good.
00:03:26So, what do we do now?
00:03:36I literally have no idea.
00:03:39I mean, we could drive to the gymnastics studio and just sit in the parents' waiting area.
00:03:45Yeah.
00:03:46I don't know.
00:03:47As comforting as that sounds...
00:03:48Ooh, we could go for brunch.
00:03:49We used to like brunch.
00:03:50Yeah, brunch.
00:03:51Definitely.
00:03:52Ooh.
00:03:53We could go see a matinee.
00:03:54Yeah.
00:03:55Yeah.
00:03:56When was the last time we went to see a matinee?
00:03:57Do they still have matinees?
00:03:58Is that still even a thing?
00:03:59Probably not.
00:04:00We could make some sex.
00:04:07Oh, yeah.
00:04:08Let's totally make some sex.
00:04:09We could make some sex.
00:04:10Yeah.
00:04:11This is great.
00:04:13Ha-ha.
00:04:14Found them.
00:04:15Wait!
00:04:16Hold on!
00:04:17Whoa.
00:04:18We don't have to close the door.
00:04:21We can be as loud as we want.
00:04:23Yeah.
00:04:24Ho-ho-ho!
00:04:25I am going to be so loud.
00:04:36Oh!
00:04:37Oh!
00:04:38I'm sorry.
00:04:39I used to like when I had the extra...
00:04:40No.
00:04:41No, I do.
00:04:42I do.
00:04:43No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:04:45I just...
00:04:58I felt so...
00:05:00...asleep.
00:05:01Oh, uh...
00:05:02Oh!
00:05:03Sorry.
00:05:04Too much teeth.
00:05:05No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:05:06I just...
00:05:07I felt asleep.
00:05:08Oh, uh...
00:05:09Sorry.
00:05:10Too much teeth.
00:05:11No, no, no, no, no.
00:05:12So, let's sleep.
00:05:12Oh, God.
00:05:16Do you want to just...
00:05:19Oh, my God.
00:05:37Oh, my God.
00:05:38Ellie, I'm coming.
00:05:42Oh, me, too.
00:05:43I'm coming right inside you.
00:06:06Testicles.
00:06:07Yep.
00:06:08They're balls.
00:06:09It's the least attractive part of the male anatomy.
00:06:14Yeah, and that's saying a lot.
00:06:17I think this is the longest I've ever stared at a pair of these.
00:06:21She's feeling very uncomfortable.
00:06:23Emma?
00:06:24Emma Michaels?
00:06:25Oh, God.
00:06:26Martin.
00:06:27Oh, my God.
00:06:28Oh, my God.
00:06:28I can't believe it's Emma Michaels.
00:06:31Oh, my...
00:06:31I had, like, the biggest crush on you in art school.
00:06:34Wow.
00:06:35Well, you still have that thing where you just say things.
00:06:38What?
00:06:39Without a filter.
00:06:40No, I don't.
00:06:40I didn't do that.
00:06:41Did I?
00:06:42You just did.
00:06:42You just did it when you said you had a crush on me.
00:06:45Oh, no.
00:06:45It was a major crush.
00:06:46I kept a journal about it.
00:06:47You just did it again.
00:06:48Oh, no.
00:06:48I had photos in a special binder.
00:06:50How the hell are you?
00:06:52I'm good.
00:06:53I'm fine.
00:06:54I'm great.
00:06:55Yeah?
00:06:55You married?
00:06:56Kids?
00:06:57All of the above.
00:06:58Yeah, I married Josh, actually.
00:07:00Oh, my God.
00:07:01You married your boyfriend from camp.
00:07:02Wow, that's so adorable.
00:07:05Uh, I mean, we...
00:07:06Well, we broke up on and off.
00:07:09Right.
00:07:09You know, played the field before we settled down.
00:07:12And now we have two beautiful little girls.
00:07:15Let me show you their Halloween...
00:07:17Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's okay.
00:07:18No.
00:07:19People without kids are always pretending they care to see photos of other people's kids,
00:07:22but really, we're just being polite.
00:07:23Ah, no filter.
00:07:27Yeah.
00:07:29Oh, my God.
00:07:30So, is this your gallon?
00:07:32Oh, yeah, it's all mine.
00:07:34Um, yeah, I finally realized that I was far better suited to appreciate the work of others
00:07:37than to produce anything of value myself, like these bad boys right here.
00:07:43What do you think of these testicles?
00:07:44Like...
00:07:58Really?
00:08:01No.
00:08:03Emma, what do you think?
00:08:04Honestly?
00:08:05Yeah.
00:08:06I mean...
00:08:08No one really wants to look at balls.
00:08:10Oh, my God.
00:08:22You're right.
00:08:25Balls are...
00:08:27totally gross.
00:08:30Jacques?
00:08:31Yeah, can you take this one down?
00:08:33No.
00:08:33And, uh, and those two...
00:08:35You don't...
00:08:35And, um...
00:08:37Yeah, and that one over there.
00:08:41You're kidding.
00:08:42No, my apologies.
00:08:43I...
00:08:44Oh, my God, you're crazy.
00:08:48Oh, my God.
00:08:51Oh, my God.
00:08:52Sorry.
00:08:54Wendy.
00:08:54Wendy.
00:08:56My name is Wendy.
00:08:58Oh, my gosh.
00:08:59I'm so sorry.
00:09:00Wendy, this is Marlin.
00:09:03We went to art school together.
00:09:05Yeah.
00:09:05Wendy and I are teaching this winter break art camp for at-risk youth just at the rec center down the street.
00:09:14The kids are amazing.
00:09:17This one girl, Aisha, has more talent at 15 than I, like, ever had.
00:09:24She, like, blows my mind every day.
00:09:25Wow.
00:09:25Well, I would love to come and see your work.
00:09:27Yeah, you should.
00:09:28You can come by any time.
00:09:29That would give me an excuse to come see you.
00:09:34I can't believe you're married.
00:09:35I mean, I used to fantasize about having a bubble bath with you.
00:09:38Oh, that's very specific.
00:09:39Well, not naked, though.
00:09:40I mean, you're wearing a green bikini.
00:09:42Always green for some reason.
00:09:44You're doing it again.
00:09:45Oh, right.
00:09:46Sorry.
00:09:47Oh, no.
00:09:48Yes?
00:09:48Yes?
00:09:48Yeah.
00:09:49I don't know.
00:10:04It seems a little, um, unnecessarily sexualized.
00:10:08How so?
00:10:12Um, well, you can pretty much see her nipple there, and she's filleting a banana.
00:10:21And your problem with this is?
00:10:26Well, it's an ad for fruit.
00:10:29Yeah, this is what the client wants.
00:10:31Okay.
00:10:32Have we tried to, like, gently steer the client in another direction?
00:10:36Yeah, we're going to stick with the general approach of giving the client what they want.
00:10:43Okay?
00:10:44Yeah, you're the packaging editor, Josh.
00:10:46Just focus on editing the package.
00:10:50Come on.
00:10:53Yeah.
00:10:57Hey.
00:10:58Good meeting?
00:11:00Ah, everybody here hates me.
00:11:02Not me.
00:11:04I find you amazing.
00:11:06Kelly, what do you think of that ad right there?
00:11:08Uh, that reminds me of Gary's penis.
00:11:10Well, Gary, that's the married guy, and his penis looks like a banana?
00:11:16Yeah, like that one.
00:11:17The one on the right.
00:11:19So, how often would you say you and Emma are having an orgasm?
00:11:23A, once a day, B, twice a day, C, three times a day, or D, you're constantly in an orgasmic
00:11:29fog.
00:11:30Uh, oral counts, and anal counts.
00:11:34Well, anal definitely counts.
00:11:35So, don't spare any details, and I'm not squeamish.
00:11:38Wait, those are the options?
00:11:40I mean, the minimum in there is once a day?
00:11:44Yeah.
00:11:45Why?
00:11:46Nothing.
00:11:47It's just, you know, when you're married for ten years.
00:11:50Uh, when you're married.
00:11:51No, see, this is exactly what I've been trying to tell you.
00:11:53This monogamy is just created by a patriarchal society that totally suppresses any sexual
00:11:58promiscuity.
00:11:59It is bullshit.
00:12:00So, what?
00:12:01Like, once a week?
00:12:05Yeah.
00:12:06I mean, that sounds about right.
00:12:07Yeah.
00:12:07Are you kidding?
00:12:08What?
00:12:09Dude!
00:12:10I was kidding.
00:12:11You have sex once a week?
00:12:13Why are you suddenly so interested in my sex life?
00:12:16Oh, don't be such a narcissist.
00:12:17I'm interested in everybody's sex life, especially married people.
00:12:21Okay.
00:12:21Wait, so this is research for your affair with Gary.
00:12:25Is that...
00:12:26Forget it.
00:12:29I'm going to figure it out myself.
00:12:31Oh, my God.
00:12:32What do these people want for me?
00:12:36Hello?
00:12:36Kelly speaking.
00:12:38Oh, no.
00:12:39Oh, no.
00:12:47Oh, no.
00:13:17So, you've gone back to layering color over text.
00:13:40But this time, some of the text is illegible.
00:13:45It's interesting choices, Aisha.
00:13:48Thanks.
00:13:49So, of all your work, is there one that you'd like to try and finish?
00:13:57No, thanks.
00:13:59You know, then they'd just be closed.
00:14:03They'd be, like, dead.
00:14:06Okay, that's it for today.
00:14:12I'll see you tomorrow.
00:14:14Everyone grab your folders on the way up.
00:14:16Aisha.
00:14:17Oh.
00:14:17This is great work.
00:14:19This is really special.
00:14:22Anyone else seems to think so.
00:14:25Do you care what they think?
00:14:27Trust me.
00:14:28They're jealous.
00:14:29Yes.
00:14:38Marflin?
00:14:39What are you doing here?
00:14:41You invited me to see your students work.
00:14:43And I came, even though the term at-risk youth makes me very uncomfortable.
00:14:48Okay.
00:14:48Well, um, you're safe, because they're all gone.
00:14:51I'm just going to get my stuff in the staff room.
00:14:54Whoa.
00:14:59What have we here?
00:15:01Oh, that's Aisha.
00:15:02That's the student I was telling you about.
00:15:04Well, you weren't kidding.
00:15:05These are terrific.
00:15:06I love the half-finished aesthetic.
00:15:09I know, right?
00:15:10She's amazing.
00:15:12You're amazing.
00:15:15That was weird.
00:15:16Yeah.
00:15:17No, this whole thing's weird.
00:15:18It's weird that I came down here.
00:15:20I should really get back to the gallery.
00:15:21You should come see me there sometime.
00:15:23It wouldn't be as...
00:15:24Weird.
00:15:24Yeah.
00:15:27Um, yeah.
00:15:29I'll come.
00:15:30It's time to time.
00:15:31I'll just stop by.
00:15:33Okay.
00:15:33Okay.
00:15:36What?
00:15:37It brought me.
00:15:39Okay, I should leave.
00:15:40Because I have an erection.
00:15:40Oh, okay.
00:15:41But don't worry.
00:15:42It might not be from the hug.
00:15:43It could be from senior students' great work.
00:15:45It's probably a little of both.
00:15:47But mostly from the hug.
00:15:48Bye.
00:15:49I have judo in 20 minutes.
00:16:11What?
00:16:12What do you think of that?
00:16:19Not on the list.
00:16:20Not on the list, Nancy.
00:16:22Every time you call me a little bitch, it loses impact.
00:16:26I don't even hear it anymore.
00:16:28It literally has no effect on me.
00:16:30Oh, yeah?
00:16:30How the fucktard?
00:16:31Is that better?
00:16:32Oh, what about OCD?
00:16:33Control freak ass?
00:16:34Oh, shit, tits!
00:16:35Oh, my God.
00:16:37You do know I can smell your breath from here, right?
00:16:40What did you eat today?
00:16:41Was it somebody's ass?
00:16:42Did you eat someone's ass for lunch?
00:16:45God damn.
00:16:47Hey.
00:16:48Oh, my gosh.
00:16:49What?
00:16:49It's Andrew and Janice.
00:16:50Hey, guys.
00:16:51I want to finish your thought for Josh and Emma.
00:16:53You were saying something about my shit tits.
00:16:57Oh, we're good.
00:16:58Yeah, no, I think we're fine.
00:16:59Okay.
00:17:00So, guys, how's it going?
00:17:03We're separating.
00:17:06Janice is moving out tomorrow.
00:17:07I'm sorry.
00:17:08Yeah.
00:17:09So, well, why?
00:17:10Why are we separating?
00:17:11Oh, where to begin?
00:17:13Well, you could start with the lies.
00:17:15I was going to leave with the fact that you haven't touched me in two years!
00:17:19Yeah, and why would I touch you?
00:17:21All you do is tell lies!
00:17:23I was just going to ask why you guys are shopping together if you're moving out tomorrow.
00:17:31That's a great fucking question.
00:17:39Are you okay?
00:17:41Yeah, yeah, I'm okay.
00:17:47The kids are devastated, and, um, we're probably going to have to sell the house, and I'm going to die alone.
00:17:55Lean up, and I'll stick.
00:18:01They just, they seemed like the best couple.
00:18:04I, I know, I know.
00:18:06It's like, these things just turn on a dime so quickly.
00:18:09One day they've got that honeymoon glow, and the next day...
00:18:11Why did you lie about ejaculating the other day?
00:18:14I don't know!
00:18:18Do we lie to each other?
00:18:19No, we don't lie to each other. We're us, all right?
00:18:22I mean, I, I, I, I mean, I, I, I, I, I don't, I, why do you, do you, do you lie?
00:18:30But, uh, I mean, I sort of faked my orgasm, too.
00:18:36What?
00:18:37You, you, you, what?
00:18:39Come on, it's totally normal for a woman to fake it for a guy. That's fucked up!
00:18:43That's not, no, that's, that's, like, reverse sexism or something.
00:18:48That is a double standard, and I'm not just going to stand.
00:18:51I'm avoiding the question. Wow.
00:18:52We love each other, right? We're great parents together. We make a great team.
00:19:00It's just married life, you know? I mean, the sex becomes less important, I guess.
00:19:06Yeah, but don't you think it's weird we don't talk about it?
00:19:08Ugh, I don't, I don't know. I don't know. It's a can of worms.
00:19:13I mean, it's like that mango chicken stir fry you make.
00:19:18How exactly?
00:19:19Ugh.
00:19:21Well, you know, I don't love it, uh, but I eat it, and I don't make a fuss,
00:19:26because that's just part of the deal.
00:19:32Maybe if I had had cashews?
00:19:34Let's not overreact, okay? We're not Andrew and Janice.
00:19:37We, we can figure this out. We've had many years of sex.
00:19:42Great sex.
00:19:44We know what I'm paying, right?
00:19:46Yeah, that's never been a problem for us, right?
00:19:48I mean, you know, it's not like we haven't sown our oats.
00:19:51You know, I had sex with a reasonable amount of-
00:19:53Okay, I know, I know. You don't have to go through the list.
00:19:55I had my fun, too. I had, I had my slutty-
00:19:58Yeah, can you, we talked about you not calling it that, can we not?
00:20:01Okay, everything I've ever read, the main complaint about sex is that one person thinks of it more than the other.
00:20:09Okay, well then that's not our problem, right? Because we, we have a shared disinterest in sex. Like a, like a mutual apathy.
00:20:16Yeah.
00:20:18I just...
00:20:20But then...
00:20:22What? What?
00:20:24I don't know, I...
00:20:27It's just...
00:20:28This is probably nothing, it's just these past few days, I've been thinking a lot about sex.
00:20:33Hey, that's cool, I get it. I mean, well, I've been working out more, I've been, uh, been watching what I eat, you know, sort of, it's really, it's about portion control, mostly. I'm...
00:20:45Oh, shit, you're...
00:20:48You've been, you, you've been thinking about having sex with people who aren't me.
00:20:54It's just, we have this one week, this one week to, we could fuck in every room of the house without the kids barging in, but we're just...
00:21:04We're not.
00:21:08Okay, alright, look.
00:21:12We got time, right? Let's not, we got like five more days, right?
00:21:20Yes. I'll work it for this. Let's fix this.
00:21:23Okay, alright. So, like, what are we thinking? Like, maybe, like, an orgy with, like, uh...
00:21:28Butter. Like a vat of butter. Oh, now I want butter.
00:21:32Oh.
00:21:33Or, I could get, like, uh, that enlargement surgery for my penis for my little tiny penis.
00:21:37Can you please stop? Don't, please.
00:21:39Hey, hey.
00:21:41Whatever it takes.
00:21:43This isn't rocket science, sweetheart. Sex has become mechanical. It's just, it's just unsurprising.
00:21:53Okay.
00:21:55So, let's surprise each other.
00:21:58I'm just not the right person to be giving sex advice. I'm a serial monogamous.
00:22:18Wasn't Tom into some weird stuff? Didn't you tell me he was into, like...
00:22:22Furries. Furries.
00:22:24Good.
00:22:25Giant animal costumes that are used as mascots.
00:22:29So, okay, so you would dress up in the mascot costume and have sex?
00:22:35No, no. No, no. He was curious and he, you know, found some websites. I think that's as far as it went.
00:22:43I just want to do something, like, a little surprising. Something he would never expect.
00:22:51Something, I don't know, like adventurous. A little freaky, sexy, fun, like, I don't know, like, like a sex swing.
00:23:03That's a thing, right? Sex swing? I mean, I've never done anything like that. That's...
00:23:08Or, I don't know, like, um...
00:23:12Like a threesome.
00:23:14A threesome?
00:23:16Maybe.
00:23:17Or not.
00:23:18No, no, no, no, no. It's a good idea. I've just, um...
00:23:23I don't know if we could actually go through with that.
00:23:26Uh, cause who would...
00:23:31Like, Marlin?
00:23:34No.
00:23:35Obviously not Marlin. That would be a terrible idea, huh?
00:23:39Yeah.
00:23:40Yeah.
00:23:41Girl.
00:23:42Would make more sense, probably.
00:23:43Marlin.
00:23:44Sure jumped the Marlin pretty quickly.
00:23:51Are you thinking...
00:23:52What?
00:23:53Wait.
00:23:54Okay.
00:23:55We trust each other.
00:23:56So we have that.
00:23:57We're friends.
00:23:58We're friends.
00:23:59Well...
00:24:00I wasn't the...
00:24:02Oh.
00:24:03Oh.
00:24:04Shit.
00:24:06Shit.
00:24:07No.
00:24:08I am...
00:24:09I am so sorry.
00:24:10I am so...
00:24:11No, no, no, no, no.
00:24:12I just...
00:24:13I mean, no, I just mean theoretically, hypothetically speaking, you would be the perfect candidate if
00:24:19that...
00:24:20Well, just...
00:24:21Yeah, why?
00:24:22Because with another girl, it would...
00:24:23It could be weird.
00:24:24It...
00:24:25At least I know with you, Josh is totally not your type.
00:24:28No, I suppose that's a good point.
00:24:31And, uh...
00:24:32Like, it's been a little while since you've been with Tom, right?
00:24:36Yeah, yeah.
00:24:38Have been a little lonely, I guess.
00:24:42You've been with guys, you've been with girls.
00:24:45Yeah.
00:24:47Just not at the same time.
00:24:48Oh.
00:24:49Yeah.
00:24:51Forget it.
00:24:52I...
00:24:53Just joking.
00:24:56But...
00:24:57It could be fun.
00:25:02I mean, it's crazy.
00:25:04Uh, it's totally crazy.
00:25:05Yeah.
00:25:06Totally crazy.
00:25:07But...
00:25:09Not completely, like, stupid or gross or, you know...
00:25:13Okay, but are we doing this?
00:25:15Are we?
00:25:16I don't know.
00:25:17Okay.
00:25:18I don't know.
00:25:19I mean...
00:25:23Okay.
00:25:24How about this?
00:25:26Um...
00:25:27Okay.
00:25:28Uh...
00:25:29Come over for dinner?
00:25:31Yes.
00:25:32Tonight.
00:25:33Okay.
00:25:34Just dinner.
00:25:35Like, no expectations.
00:25:37And...
00:25:38And...
00:25:39We'll see what...
00:25:40happens.
00:25:45Yeah.
00:25:49Nope.
00:25:50No way.
00:25:51I can't do it.
00:25:52Oh, my God. Can you relax?
00:25:53She might not even be into it.
00:25:54We left it open.
00:25:55Wait.
00:25:56What?
00:25:57No.
00:25:58That...
00:25:59That's...
00:26:00That's worse.
00:26:01What?
00:26:02I gotta try and, like, read her signs?
00:26:03I'm not gonna have a clue what's going on.
00:26:04Oh, my God.
00:26:05I think I might have diarrhea.
00:26:06Do you feel like you have diarrhea?
00:26:07No.
00:26:08I thought this was like every man's fantasy.
00:26:10Oh, yeah.
00:26:11Yeah.
00:26:12In...
00:26:13In theory.
00:26:14Oh, my gosh.
00:26:15I...
00:26:16I should be getting a medal for this.
00:26:17This is like me being the best wife on the planet.
00:26:19Sorry.
00:26:20It's just...
00:26:21It's too much pressure.
00:26:22Okay.
00:26:23Well, you don't have to worry about it because it's just dinner.
00:26:26She's probably come to her senses.
00:26:35Do you have to go to the bathroom?
00:26:36I'm good.
00:26:37Are you gonna stand like that?
00:26:40I'm good.
00:26:43Hi.
00:26:44Hi.
00:26:45Oh, thank you.
00:26:46Can I take your coat?
00:26:47Oh.
00:26:48Um, can I look out?
00:26:49Oh, yeah.
00:26:50It's kind of cold.
00:26:51Oh, my God.
00:26:52Your hair looks so good.
00:26:53Yes.
00:26:54Hi.
00:26:55Look at this.
00:26:56So nice.
00:26:57Thank you so much.
00:26:58I love one.
00:26:59So, Wendy.
00:27:00Sup.
00:27:01Sup.
00:27:02I was just nervous.
00:27:03Yeah.
00:27:04Just really nervous.
00:27:05I feel like I might have...
00:27:07Diarrhea.
00:27:08Right?
00:27:11Put on too much makeup.
00:27:12That's what I was gonna say.
00:27:14No.
00:27:15No?
00:27:16No.
00:27:17Okay.
00:27:18Your eyes look amazing.
00:27:19Oh.
00:27:20Your skin.
00:27:21You look so pretty.
00:27:22Thanks.
00:27:23Um, so...
00:27:24Um, Emma, I should say something in the spirit of full disclosure.
00:27:30Um, when we first met, I...
00:27:36Oh, my goodness.
00:27:38I'm so scared of what this might be.
00:27:40Oh, it's nothing.
00:27:41It's nothing.
00:27:42It's nothing.
00:27:43Okay.
00:27:44I just, when we first met, I kind of had a crush on you.
00:27:47A little.
00:27:48Oh, my gosh.
00:27:50I mean, come on.
00:27:53Who wouldn't?
00:27:54You're so confident and funny and sexy.
00:27:59Oh, my goodness.
00:28:03I mean, you're sexy, too.
00:28:06Huh.
00:28:07I know we said we weren't gonna have any expectations about tonight.
00:28:14Yeah.
00:28:15So...
00:28:24I really, really wanna fuck you.
00:28:29Okay, I'm gonna go.
00:28:30Okay, I'm gonna take your clothes.
00:28:35Okay.
00:28:36Let's get this off.
00:28:38There you go.
00:28:39Oh, my God.
00:28:54Mmm.
00:28:55It smells so good.
00:28:58It's my moisturizer.
00:29:03It's from Costco.
00:29:04I'm gonna go.
00:29:05Ah.
00:29:06Oh, my.
00:29:08Oh, my, the most beautiful one you've ever seen.
00:29:11Oh, my.
00:29:14Josh is cute, too, right?
00:29:17Oh, my.
00:29:19Wow.
00:29:23Oh, my.
00:29:25Do I have consent to go down on you?
00:29:27Oh, yes.
00:29:28Yes.
00:29:29Yes.
00:29:30Oh, my gosh.
00:29:39Oh, my gosh.
00:29:41Oh, my gosh.
00:29:55Oh, OK.
00:29:59So, I'm just gonna hang back a little bit here and you, you just let me know when a good time would be.
00:30:24Oh my god, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
00:30:29I like the way you...
00:30:46I don't know what happened. She just got really intense.
00:30:50Yeah, super intense. I knew this was a bad idea.
00:30:54You knew it was a bad idea? Is it my fault? It's not my fault.
00:30:57No, no, no, no, of course not. No.
00:30:59I mean, it seemed like it was promising at the beginning. It seemed like, you know, something was happening.
00:31:06It seemed like you weren't it.
00:31:09Well, no, I mean, yeah, I was. I mean, because, you know, it was exciting. It was new, right?
00:31:14It was, she was very attractive and it was...
00:31:17Yeah, she came to the house and washed her right now.
00:31:19Of course, she's trying right now.
00:31:21Okay.
00:31:23So...
00:31:26So, so what do we do now?
00:31:28Okay.
00:31:29Try something else. Just, you do the surprising this time.
00:31:33Okay.
00:31:34Okay.
00:31:35Okay.
00:31:40Morning, lovely.
00:31:42Morning.
00:31:43Hi.
00:31:44Hi.
00:31:45Hi.
00:31:46What's the craziest thing sexually that you've ever done?
00:32:05Craziest thing I ever did.
00:32:06Yeah.
00:32:07I fucked a dead girl once.
00:32:09Oh my God, really?
00:32:11No.
00:32:12But I would if she was super hot.
00:32:14You know what?
00:32:15Forget it.
00:32:16I'm sorry I asked.
00:32:17Oh, and I went to a swingers party one time.
00:32:20Everyone was having sex everywhere.
00:32:22Yeah, it was dirty.
00:32:24Sexy though.
00:32:25Skeevy.
00:32:27Nasty.
00:32:33Nasty lounge?
00:32:34Yeah.
00:32:35That's clever, right?
00:32:36I think it's, it's like tongue in cheek.
00:32:39It's gross.
00:32:41This whole thing is gross.
00:32:44Is there really nowhere else we could go?
00:32:46Babe, babe, it's something like going for dim sum.
00:32:47Okay, this is not a lot of choice here.
00:32:49There's one sex club.
00:32:50This is it.
00:32:51Come on.
00:32:52Let's go.
00:32:53Let's be fun.
00:32:59So you, uh, you don't have like a daily, like a guest pass available?
00:33:03Okay.
00:33:04Okay then.
00:33:05I guess, um, two one-year memberships.
00:33:08Okay.
00:33:10That will be $300 each.
00:33:12Plus a one-time initiation fee of $50.
00:33:15Oh, and there's a mandatory $27 code check fee charge.
00:33:19And of course the cover charge.
00:33:20What?
00:33:21I don't, I don't need to know.
00:33:22Just, uh, run, run that.
00:33:23Whatever you need.
00:33:24We need.
00:33:25It's fine.
00:33:26I don't need to know.
00:33:27I don't need to know.
00:33:28I don't know.
00:33:29I don't know.
00:33:30I think, uh, I think this looks promising.
00:33:33Could you watch?
00:33:48Yeah.
00:33:49No, no, no.
00:33:49I think this looks promising.
00:34:03Excuse me.
00:34:13Oh.
00:34:14Oh.
00:34:16Hi.
00:34:16We're very flattered, but we're not interested.
00:34:22It's not you guys.
00:34:24You'd like some cheese.
00:34:27Yeah, of course.
00:34:28Help yourself.
00:34:30He just wants some cheese.
00:34:31Oh, my God.
00:34:35Okay.
00:34:36No, no.
00:34:36What are you two beautiful people drinking tonight?
00:34:39Oh, my God.
00:34:40Finally.
00:34:42Hi.
00:34:42Sorry.
00:34:43Thank you for breaking the ice.
00:34:44We're a little nervous.
00:34:46It's our first time.
00:34:47Never ordered a drink.
00:34:49Before?
00:34:49Don't worry.
00:34:50We can take it slow.
00:34:52Ha.
00:34:53I'll have a tomato juice, please.
00:34:55Yeah, me too.
00:34:56Cool.
00:34:57Here's a tip.
00:34:57Um, find the red curtain for the higher-end members.
00:35:03I think you might get in.
00:35:06A red curtain.
00:35:06A red curtain.
00:35:10I mean, that looks like a red curtain.
00:35:11That's definitely a red curtain.
00:35:13Higher-end.
00:35:15Should we tell her to bring the tomato juice in there?
00:35:17Is that...
00:35:17I mean, I feel bad if we run into her later and just been carrying it around all night.
00:35:20She knows we're high-end.
00:35:21What would we say to her?
00:35:23I told him I'm sorry.
00:35:25Marriage was failing and...
00:35:27The only way to save it is to rekindle our sex life by getting our tomato juice in the high-end room.
00:35:32Just kidding.
00:35:38They called me for it.
00:35:40Do you hear that voice?
00:35:58It's over there.
00:35:58It's so funny.
00:35:59Ready for you?
00:36:00There you go.
00:36:01Just take your time.
00:36:02Have fun.
00:36:04Oh, my God.
00:36:04Oh, my God.
00:36:04We need to go now.
00:36:05What?
00:36:05We need to leave now.
00:36:06Why?
00:36:07Because...
00:36:08Emma?
00:36:08No.
00:36:14I...
00:36:14No.
00:36:16I didn't see your name on any of the newsletters.
00:36:20Hey, Arthur.
00:36:21Hey, Josh.
00:36:21Hey.
00:36:22Hey, have you heard from the girls?
00:36:24Are they having fun at camp?
00:36:25No, we haven't heard a peep.
00:36:26But you know what they say.
00:36:27When they're at camp, no news is good news.
00:36:29Yeah, yeah.
00:36:31Are they taking the bus home?
00:36:33Or are you going to pick them up?
00:36:35You know, I think picking up is probably the best.
00:36:37It's part of the experience.
00:36:39Dad!
00:36:39What is...
00:36:40Trust me.
00:36:41I am way more embarrassed than you are.
00:36:44What makes you assume that?
00:36:46Well, for one thing, this isn't real leather.
00:36:50You know how it stains.
00:36:52It's really hard to...
00:36:53So, I had to use vinyl.
00:36:56And it just doesn't work with my character.
00:37:00Does Mom know?
00:37:00Oh, oh, God.
00:37:02Don't you...
00:37:03Arthur, Arthur.
00:37:04Hey, this is none of our business.
00:37:06Okay, we're not going to say a word to Marge.
00:37:09We promise.
00:37:10Oh, go ahead.
00:37:11She's right over there.
00:37:14Oh, my God.
00:37:16This is not happening.
00:37:18This is not happening.
00:37:19Well, I guess now you know what we were doing when we said we were playing bridge with the Wassermans.
00:37:29But to tell you the truth, we haven't actually seen them since the 80s.
00:37:31Oh, my God.
00:37:32Dad.
00:37:33Why are you acting so casual?
00:37:35Is this not the most mortifying experience of your life?
00:37:40I've had worse.
00:37:41Worse?
00:37:42I don't know how we're ever going to talk again.
00:37:47What, am I going to come over and bring the kids and have lunch?
00:37:51This is it.
00:37:52This is...
00:37:53We have to part ways.
00:37:54Just hang on there, judgy judgerton.
00:37:57You've seen me naked millions of times.
00:38:00Not since I was six.
00:38:01Emma, can you please talk?
00:38:03Please, can you talk?
00:38:04Please.
00:38:05Please.
00:38:06Hi.
00:38:07Oh, my God.
00:38:07Wendy.
00:38:08I have not stopped thinking about last night.
00:38:10Okay.
00:38:11I don't know what you think happened.
00:38:13But something happened and we need to talk about it alone.
00:38:16Wendy.
00:38:16It's you and me.
00:38:16What's going on with you?
00:38:17What are you doing here?
00:38:18He's a giraffe.
00:38:20Don't.
00:38:21Don't be Tom.
00:38:22Don't be Tom.
00:38:23Tom!
00:38:24Are you serious that you followed me here?
00:38:26That is a blatant violation of privacy.
00:38:29I'm sorry.
00:38:30Didn't you follow us here, Wendy?
00:38:31I followed Emma.
00:38:32I'm sorry.
00:38:33Is this your new girlfriend?
00:38:34The one who stole you away from me?
00:38:36Oh, wait.
00:38:36Tell me that.
00:38:37She doesn't even have a penis.
00:38:37I didn't steal anyone.
00:38:39I'm not her girlfriend.
00:38:40I broke up weeks ago and I told you I am free to fornicate with whomever I choose.
00:38:45Okay, wait.
00:38:46Is it a guy?
00:38:47No.
00:38:47Is it the one you had a threesome with?
00:38:49Whoa!
00:38:49No!
00:38:50Excuse me.
00:38:50We didn't even touch each other.
00:38:52That, I swear to God, that was not...
00:38:54You watched!
00:38:55I'm going to use my thumbs to crush your eyes.
00:38:57They're sucking!
00:38:58No!
00:38:58No!
00:38:59I'll be back away from her.
00:39:01Bubbles?
00:39:02No!
00:39:02No!
00:39:03No!
00:39:03Whoa!
00:39:04Oh my God!
00:39:05Go get out of here.
00:39:06Go, go!
00:39:07Emma!
00:39:09Go, go, go, go.
00:39:09Go, go, go.
00:39:14Oh.
00:39:15What was that?
00:39:16Oh, no.
00:39:16That was...
00:39:17That was crazy.
00:39:19That was my dad.
00:39:20Yeah, I know, I know.
00:39:22Did you pick up on what he was saying about us going up to camp on Sunday to pick up the girls?
00:39:26He's planning a surprise anniversary party for us.
00:39:28Josh, we had issues before, but I don't know how we're going to process this.
00:39:35Your dad, no, listen, I think it's good your mom and dad have an active sex life after all.
00:39:39And what have we done to Wendy?
00:39:41Wait, is that our fault?
00:39:43I mean, she was a relatively normal person before last night.
00:39:46I just know, before we ran into your parents, I think things were going okay, right?
00:39:50There was stuff happening there.
00:39:52Don't you see?
00:39:53Our plans keep getting messed up by external forces.
00:39:55Last night it was Wendy.
00:39:56Tonight it was your dad.
00:39:58We need something that's just us.
00:40:00Yes.
00:40:01Something private, right?
00:40:03Like, intimate.
00:40:05Yeah.
00:40:08Maybe we should do ecstasy.
00:40:11Yeah, right, because I'm so great with the drugs.
00:40:14You know, I get it all on my head and it messes with me.
00:40:17And there was the time when we took the mushrooms and we were camping at Rolling River and I got poison ivy on my butt.
00:40:23Yeah, because you took off all your clothes and you ran through the forest naked.
00:40:27It was very freeing.
00:40:29Well, I don't want to be free.
00:40:30I don't ever want to leave the house again after what I saw tonight.
00:40:33Okay.
00:40:36Okay, let's try the ecstasy.
00:40:38Do you know where to get the ecstasy?
00:40:45Like, where do you even...
00:40:47Like a...
00:40:48Rave parties?
00:40:51I'm going to let you into a rave party like a dark alley.
00:40:53You're going to have to get it in an alley.
00:40:55In the dark.
00:40:56I got this.
00:41:02How do you got it?
00:41:03I got it.
00:41:04You don't.
00:41:05I got this.
00:41:06Okay.
00:41:18Hey, yo, yo, you.
00:41:20You look shifty.
00:41:22No, I'm not.
00:41:22I'm not.
00:41:23What do you want?
00:41:24Ah, I was wondering if you could score me some X.
00:41:30Are you a narc?
00:41:32What?
00:41:33You sound like a really bad narc from the 90s.
00:41:36Why?
00:41:36Did I say it wrong?
00:41:42Whatever.
00:41:44Can you hook me up?
00:41:47What makes you think I have it?
00:41:50What?
00:41:50I don't...
00:41:51No, I don't know.
00:41:52Because you're like a young person.
00:41:54You're like a modern woman.
00:41:57And you like to have a good time.
00:41:59What?
00:42:00What?
00:42:00So you think I just carry around MDMA on my person at work on a Thursday?
00:42:07Ah, God, no.
00:42:09When you say it like that, I realize I was stupid.
00:42:12Ah, I'm an idiot.
00:42:13I'm sorry.
00:42:13Forget it.
00:42:14I don't know.
00:42:15I don't know.
00:42:15Oh.
00:42:19So what?
00:42:20So all that then was just you busting my balls, like torturing me?
00:42:23Yeah.
00:42:24And amusement?
00:42:24Yeah.
00:42:25Your eyeballs were twitching.
00:42:26It was gross.
00:42:27But I kind of liked it.
00:42:28Bye, Natasha.
00:42:29Bye, Keanu.
00:42:32Okay.
00:42:34Shading.
00:42:36Shading.
00:42:37See you tomorrow.
00:42:41I'm sad because you said you'd come by the gallery and you never came.
00:42:44Oh, shit.
00:42:46Okay, I'm sorry.
00:42:47I just said things have been kind of crazy with that.
00:42:49Okay, that's enough small talk.
00:42:50I mostly came back for these.
00:42:52I want these in my gallery now.
00:42:53The artist I was showing came by the gallery today and saw that I took down his scrotums.
00:43:00He wasn't happy, so he pulled everything.
00:43:02Now my gallery's empty.
00:43:03I desperately need something to show.
00:43:05You'd be saving my ass.
00:43:07Wait, are you kidding?
00:43:08You're serious?
00:43:11I mean, this is incredible.
00:43:13I'd have to check with Aisha, but I'm sure she'd be thrilled.
00:43:17Yes.
00:43:19Oh, my God.
00:43:19You have no idea what kind of impact this could have on her.
00:43:23Okay.
00:43:24We'll bring them by tomorrow, and I'll use as many as I can fit.
00:43:28You're serious.
00:43:30Oh, my God.
00:43:32Hello?
00:43:34Yeah, no, I understand.
00:43:35I had an epiphany, though.
00:43:37Open Saturday.
00:43:39No, no balls.
00:43:40She's a child.
00:43:44Is all the water really necessary?
00:43:46Well, yeah, if you don't want to die.
00:43:48Because I read that most MDMA-related deaths are caused by dehydration,
00:43:51so if we're all splayed out on the floor, all whacked out on drugs,
00:43:54and we can't make it to the...
00:43:55You're kind of ruining the fun.
00:43:56Oh, okay.
00:43:57Okay.
00:43:57Okay.
00:43:58Okay.
00:43:59Sorry.
00:44:03Here, you see that?
00:44:04You see how quickly I forgot everything that I've read about how ecstasy depletes spinal fluid
00:44:09and increases the...
00:44:10Shh!
00:44:10Shh!
00:44:17All right.
00:44:17Here, here.
00:44:18Cheers.
00:44:20Cheers.
00:44:21Good luck.
00:44:24Well, shit, water!
00:44:37How about now?
00:44:40Yeah, yeah, I think I'm feeling...
00:44:43I'm starting to feel something new.
00:44:44Yeah, I'm pretty sure I feel something.
00:44:47I think it's working.
00:44:48Yeah.
00:44:48Do you believe we thought that was it?
00:44:53Back on the couch?
00:44:54Oh, my gosh.
00:44:55I feel like we were not high at the house.
00:44:57Oh, God.
00:44:58And this whole sex thing.
00:45:00I mean...
00:45:01Right.
00:45:02We're fine.
00:45:03We'll figure it out.
00:45:04We're not going to, like, sell a house and traumatize our kids.
00:45:07We're not going to, like, wake up and, like, hate each other.
00:45:10That's not who we are.
00:45:10God, I feel really good right now.
00:45:12We're so good at figuring things out.
00:45:13Like, I know.
00:45:14I feel like I could do anything.
00:45:16Oh, my God.
00:45:17I feel like we could do anything.
00:45:19I feel like everything.
00:45:20We...
00:45:20You know what?
00:45:21We just made everything so...
00:45:23I mean, it's necessarily complicated.
00:45:24I don't even feel like we're too serious about the sex stuff.
00:45:27Oh, God.
00:45:27When we were in university, we said it fucked everywhere.
00:45:29We, like, had sex in my car.
00:45:31Oh, my God.
00:45:31My parents...
00:45:31Oh, my God.
00:45:32My parents...
00:45:32Oh, we have sex on...
00:45:33When they were sleeping.
00:45:34Oh, and you were...
00:45:34We pretend you were a girl guy and that I was 100 months old.
00:45:38Oh, yeah.
00:45:40And then we kissed you.
00:45:41Oh, we kissed all the time.
00:45:42Oh, God.
00:45:42And you dick.
00:45:43You...
00:45:44I used to love you.
00:45:45You always said you enjoyed my penis so much.
00:45:46Even though it wasn't huge.
00:45:48But I have a slim vagina, right?
00:45:50You have a slim...
00:45:50You have so much vagina as anyone has ever seen.
00:45:53I know it was a perfect fit.
00:45:54There's like puzzle pieces that fit together.
00:45:56I want to kiss you.
00:45:57Okay.
00:45:58I want to kiss you.
00:45:58Oh, my God.
00:46:00Oh, my God.
00:46:01Oh, my God.
00:46:02You taste so good.
00:46:02After my winter mint gum.
00:46:03What?
00:46:19You done?
00:46:21I can't believe I just did that.
00:46:22Oh, my God.
00:46:23Oh.
00:46:23Oh.
00:46:23Oh.
00:46:25Oh.
00:46:25Oh.
00:46:26Oh.
00:46:26Oh.
00:46:26Oh.
00:46:27Oh.
00:46:27Oh.
00:46:28Oh.
00:46:28Oh.
00:46:28Oh.
00:46:29Oh.
00:46:30Oh.
00:46:30Oh.
00:46:31Oh.
00:46:31Oh.
00:46:32Oh.
00:46:32We could just recharge the batteries.
00:46:36No.
00:46:36Okay.
00:46:37Everything I read said, you know, there's erectile dysfunction issues on ecstasy.
00:46:40I mean, we were lucky to get one erection.
00:46:42We're not going to get two.
00:46:43I'm sure we can try.
00:46:44No.
00:46:45Please don't do that.
00:46:45Please don't.
00:46:46Okay.
00:46:46Sorry.
00:46:46Don't.
00:46:47Just don't.
00:46:48Just don't think about it.
00:46:49Just...
00:46:49I'll wait.
00:46:55Fine.
00:46:55I'm really sorry.
00:46:57Oh, my God.
00:46:58Please don't apologize.
00:46:58Oh, really?
00:46:59So you're not, like, totally frustrated right now?
00:47:02No.
00:47:03No.
00:47:04I mean, I'm a little frustrated.
00:47:06Oh, my God.
00:47:07You are frustrated.
00:47:08I knew this.
00:47:09I fucked the whole thing up.
00:47:11We can still do this.
00:47:13No.
00:47:14See, that's pressuring me.
00:47:15That's putting pressure on me, and I don't function well under pressure.
00:47:17You know what?
00:47:18I don't...
00:47:19Can you stop yelling at me?
00:47:20And you know what?
00:47:21I can't stop thinking about that comment you made earlier about my penis.
00:47:23When I compliment it?
00:47:24Ah, by calling it not huge?
00:47:26Oh, my God.
00:47:27Oh, no.
00:47:28What?
00:47:29No, I'm leaking...
00:47:30What?
00:47:31I'm leaking spinal fluid.
00:47:32It's semen.
00:47:33Oh, I don't feel right.
00:47:34It's not spinal fluid.
00:47:35I don't...
00:47:36I...
00:47:37I...
00:47:38My head hurts, and I'm having, like...
00:47:39Okay.
00:47:40Can you just calm down?
00:47:41We're not the couple that yells at each other, okay?
00:47:43Right.
00:47:44Just calm down.
00:47:45When we have a problem, we fix it.
00:47:47Yeah.
00:47:48Or we compromise.
00:47:50I know what that is.
00:47:51I know what...
00:47:52I know what you're doing there.
00:47:53If you want to say something, just say it to me.
00:47:55And when you say that, it's like you're saying...
00:47:57I know what you're saying.
00:47:58It's like you think that you're the only one of us who compromises.
00:48:00That's not what I meant.
00:48:01Mm-hmm.
00:48:02Okay?
00:48:03But maybe we should stop playing games.
00:48:05Maybe we should just speak our mind.
00:48:07Great.
00:48:08You want me to speak my mind?
00:48:09Speak my mind?
00:48:10Calmly!
00:48:11Speak my...
00:48:12I'm losing my fucking mind, Em!
00:48:14I'm losing it because the kids are coming home from camp.
00:48:17And then...
00:48:18And then we're back to like our normal routine.
00:48:21And then...
00:48:22This was our one chance, you know.
00:48:23Our one chance to prove that we could do this.
00:48:25That we're not, I don't know what, like sexually incompatible or something.
00:48:28You think I'm not terrified?
00:48:30You think I'm not lying in bed at night worried about why we're not fucking?
00:48:34That we're gonna end up like Andrew and Janice in the goddamn grocery store?
00:48:39You think this is just you?
00:48:42Do you not see that my heart is breaking just a little more every single day?
00:48:57We're great parents together.
00:49:00Right?
00:49:01And we got the friendship thing down.
00:49:03It's just...
00:49:04It's this one piece that we...
00:49:06I don't know.
00:49:08I mean, I think...
00:49:10Maybe we made a mistake.
00:49:16Yeah, maybe we did.
00:49:17Yeah.
00:49:18Wait, what are you...
00:49:20What are you doing?
00:49:22What are you...
00:49:23What are you doing?
00:49:24I don't know.
00:49:25I just gotta...
00:49:28Clear my head.
00:49:29Get my thoughts together.
00:49:30I'm gonna go to the hotel.
00:49:31You can...
00:49:32What are you...
00:49:33You're gonna...
00:49:34What?
00:49:35Why?
00:49:36Why?
00:49:37Why?
00:49:38I don't know.
00:49:39I don't know what the fuck to do.
00:49:40I don't think we're gonna get anywhere here tonight with...
00:49:44Both of us...
00:49:46Just...
00:49:47Confused and...
00:49:49Paranoid.
00:49:50Paranoid?
00:49:51Is that what you think?
00:49:52You talk about me, right?
00:49:53You said we, but you meant me.
00:49:54You think that I'm being paranoid?
00:49:55Is that what you're saying?
00:49:57Please don't go.
00:49:58Okay?
00:49:59There was a mis...
00:50:00We're not the couple that does that.
00:50:02We don't like walk out on each other in the middle of a fight.
00:50:04No.
00:50:05No.
00:50:06We're not.
00:50:07We're not the couple who invites their friend to a fucking threesome.
00:50:09And we're not the couple who take ecstasy to try and have sex.
00:50:14I know.
00:50:15Or...
00:50:16Have crushes on people the week we're supposed to have...
00:50:21Wait.
00:50:22Wait a second.
00:50:23I'm sorry.
00:50:24Did you just say that we have crushes?
00:50:26I'm...
00:50:27I don't...
00:50:28It's nothing.
00:50:29It's just a stupid fucking crush.
00:50:31It's just this timing that obviously is saying something.
00:50:35It's just freaking me out.
00:50:38Whoa.
00:50:39Who is it?
00:50:44It's Marlin.
00:50:45Marlin?
00:50:46Marlin from art school?
00:50:48Marlin the gallery thing you got?
00:50:50Yes.
00:50:51It's stupid.
00:50:52Oh, okay.
00:50:53So what?
00:50:54You guys...
00:50:55All week you guys have been like flirting and stuff?
00:50:59No.
00:51:00I mean...
00:51:02A little.
00:51:05Maybe.
00:51:06Okay.
00:51:07Can I get some details on that?
00:51:09Just...
00:51:10Like details about what that means?
00:51:12No.
00:51:13Cause that's a really bad idea.
00:51:15I think it's actually a really good idea.
00:51:16Cause I need to hear it.
00:51:17And you just said...
00:51:18Well I don't know what you're gonna hear.
00:51:19Cause there's also no details.
00:51:20I had...
00:51:21You want the details?
00:51:22Yes.
00:51:23I had a...
00:51:24A...
00:51:25Daydream about him.
00:51:27Daydream.
00:51:28Well...
00:51:29That's it.
00:51:30That like...
00:51:31That code for like...
00:51:32A sex fantasy?
00:51:36Uh...
00:51:37Yeah.
00:51:38I guess...
00:51:39I guess that's what it is.
00:51:40Yeah.
00:51:41Wow.
00:51:42Okay, so...
00:51:43Now you know.
00:51:44Like...
00:51:45Fantasy.
00:51:46Did he like...
00:51:47Kiss you?
00:51:48In the fantasy.
00:51:49Yeah.
00:51:50Inside the fantasy.
00:51:51Did he kiss you?
00:51:52Yes.
00:51:53Wow.
00:51:54He did.
00:51:55Right.
00:51:56Like...
00:51:57Was it like a very...
00:51:58Like a...
00:51:59Tonguey hot kiss?
00:52:01Well it was in a fantasy.
00:52:03So it was like a...
00:52:04Yeah.
00:52:05You know...
00:52:06My fantasy...
00:52:07Yeah, your fantasy.
00:52:08It was a pretty hot kiss.
00:52:09With Marlon.
00:52:10And what else did he do...
00:52:11Did he do to you in the fantasy?
00:52:13I don't think you really want to know.
00:52:14No.
00:52:15I definitely want to know.
00:52:16And I want you to tell him.
00:52:17I just want to know.
00:52:18It's cool.
00:52:19Just tell me what he did to you in the fantasy.
00:52:20What he did to me in the fantasy.
00:52:21Yes.
00:52:22He...
00:52:23He lifted me up on the desk.
00:52:24And he...
00:52:25Took my panties off.
00:52:26I...
00:52:27They were...
00:52:28Much nicer than I was actually wearing.
00:52:29No, you're right.
00:52:30You're right.
00:52:31And then...
00:52:32He came and he...
00:52:33Stop it!
00:52:34It's good.
00:52:35It's good.
00:52:36I get it.
00:52:37You're right.
00:52:38And...
00:52:41And you were right.
00:52:42That we are not going to figure this out tonight.
00:52:44Josh.
00:52:45No.
00:52:46And you were right that we need space.
00:52:47So I'm...
00:52:48Oh my god.
00:52:49I'm giving us some space.
00:52:50Where are you going?
00:52:53Josh!
00:53:05Fucking nose.
00:53:08You are...
00:53:09You are...
00:53:10You're...
00:53:11Oh, dude.
00:53:23Oh, dude, you partied on a school night. Wow. Oh, you look really creepy. Super fucking
00:53:45sketchy. It's actually really embarrassing. Hey, Josh, I need you to clean that up and
00:53:50go home. Yeah, well, there it is. The fog of the morning after. You know, I should have
00:53:58warned you. That's what happens when you have an evening of euphoria and crazy sex. Would
00:54:04you stop at the sec? There was no sex, okay? Emma and I, we took the ecstasy because our
00:54:08relationship is falling apart because our sex life is a shambles. Right there. I said
00:54:13it. Oh. Okay. Uh, well, first of all, it's called Molly. When you say the ecstasy, it's
00:54:22very embarrassing for both of us. And I'm guessing it's still in your system because it's doing
00:54:27something that was surprisingly, uh, honest. I'm sorry. Come on, tell me what happened last
00:54:33there. Okay. It was, uh, it was really bad. It was a disaster. She told me that she has
00:54:43a crush on this old flame of hers. Okay. It's totally normal. People have crushes all the
00:54:47time. Yeah, but she's been working with the guy all week, and now she's worried that she's
00:54:50gonna maybe, like, do it with him or something. Oh. We spent the night at a dingy motel room.
00:54:56Yeah. It's pretty fucking tragic. Yeah. It's the first time since I met her. I just have
00:55:02no clue what's going on in her head. Yeah. Well, you should probably do something about
00:55:08that. I know. That's what I was thinking. Yeah, maybe like a romantic gesture or something.
00:55:13Hey. You think I should make her jealous. Uh, no. I don't think you should do that. Yeah,
00:55:19because she's never been jealous before. She's not only the jealous type. That's just because
00:55:22I've never posed a threat. Okay. What you're suggesting is juvenile, manipulative, and mean-spirited.
00:55:27Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's gonna work. No. Look, I happen to be a master at romantic manipulation,
00:55:31okay? I am not proud of it. Oh, my God. I am so proud of it. I'm just kidding. And-
00:55:34Remember what I'm saying sounds totally crazy. I recognize this is an unconventional approach.
00:55:38It sounds crazy coming out of my mouth. What are you doing with that phone?
00:55:40But I really think that this is gonna work because, yeah, I feel her slipping away, you
00:55:43know, and I gotta do whatever it takes to get her back, right? It doesn't make me a bad
00:55:46person. Does that make me a bad person? It doesn't make you a bad- Oh, my God, Josh. Josh,
00:55:50listen to me. Every single person born after 1990 is trained in these very arts.
00:55:54Tinder, please just put the phone down. Put it down. Hang up the phone.
00:55:57I need you to do this for me. What? No. No, I'm not touching the phone. Nope.
00:56:05I think it looks really good, yeah. I'm sorry, just one second.
00:56:10Thank God you called. Look, I don't want to-
00:56:14Hello? Oh, sorry. Who is this?
00:56:17This is Emma. Who's this?
00:56:21Oh, geez. I'm so sorry. I think I might have asked L-D-Y and Josh's phone.
00:56:25Who is this? It's Kelly from Josh's work. Josh, oh my God, come here. I think I might have
00:56:33asked L-D-Y on your phone. I'm so sorry. I'm such a dump slut sometimes.
00:56:39That's good. That's good. Hey, sorry about that.
00:56:43Hey. Um, how are you feeling after last night?
00:56:51Uh, I don't know. I've been better.
00:56:55What'd I say about Marlon?
00:56:57I just, I really don't want to hear about Marlon right now.
00:56:59I know. I'm sorry. I-
00:57:02It was a mistake. I didn't mean to call you.
00:57:03I, uh, I gotta go. Um, we're just gonna go grab some dinner.
00:57:10Oh. Okay. You- You have dinner plans?
00:57:13It's like a private work thing. So, uh, anyway, I gotta go. Bye.
00:57:26Well, that's done.
00:57:34I feel dirty.
00:57:37What did I just do?
00:57:38I believe my words were mean-spirited, juvenile, and manipulative.
00:57:42How could you let me do that?
00:57:45I-I actually warned you. I have a gift. It's got to buy a higher power. There's nothing I can do about it.
00:57:50The situation is 100% on you.
00:58:01Like, it's-it's looking pretty good, right? I mean,
00:58:03we can come back tomorrow and make some last-minute adjustments if we want to,
00:58:07but I don't know. I think we're pretty much-
00:58:09we're ready to go.
00:58:13You got any dinner plans?
00:58:15You know I'm married, right?
00:58:18So what the fuck is wrong with you?
00:58:20I-I-I thought the three of us could grab some dinner.
00:58:24You, me, and Josh, if you don't already have plans, but, uh...
00:58:28Really, forget it. I'm-I'm-I'm sorry.
00:58:31No.
00:58:31You know what?
00:58:34I don't even want to have dinner with you.
00:58:35Either of you. I-I hate dinner.
00:58:38I, uh, totally was-was joking.
00:58:41I don't even eat, so that's-
00:58:44Whatever I did, I didn't mean it. I'm truly sorry, and please, don't be mad at me.
00:58:49No, it's not you. I'm really sorry.
00:58:53I just mean everything really awkward.
00:58:55Well, welcome to my world.
00:58:57The-the world of awkward.
00:59:00Awkward world.
00:59:01The-the wonderful world of awkward.
00:59:03Just stop.
00:59:04Look, Josh and I just have-
00:59:06We're just going through something right now, so...
00:59:09We can't go for dinner.
00:59:12It's just we've always been able to talk it through.
00:59:15Always.
00:59:16Yeah, I believe it.
00:59:18You can eat that.
00:59:20And-but...
00:59:21I-I-I screwed up.
00:59:24I told him I had a crush.
00:59:27Ugh.
00:59:27You have a crush?
00:59:28I told him I was having intense sexual fantasies about you when we were in an ecstasy-fueled meltdown, teeming with paranoia and anxiety.
00:59:38I-I-I was just a horrible person.
00:59:41Stupid person.
00:59:42Well, he's not exactly being a saint.
00:59:45You know, trying to make you jealous.
00:59:47With that phone call tonight?
00:59:49With that girl from work?
00:59:50Now, when you say fantasies-
00:59:53Wait, you think he was trying to make me jealous, like on purpose?
00:59:56Yeah.
00:59:58Seemed pretty obvious from what you were saying.
01:00:00But when you say sexual, what exactly are we-
01:00:05Oh, my God.
01:00:05That is so unlike him.
01:00:08That's-I can't believe he would do that.
01:00:12I mean, that's something I did in eighth grade when I was an idiot.
01:00:19It's so mean.
01:00:21Oh, my God.
01:00:23I-
01:00:23Oh, my God.
01:00:26Am I-
01:00:27Is he an idiot?
01:00:29Am I married to an idiot?
01:00:31Have I been married to an idiot for like ten years and didn't know it?
01:00:34I mean, all's fair in love and war.
01:00:36Or so they say.
01:00:38I mean, I-I personally don't advocate for-
01:00:41How could-
01:00:42Idiocy in-in love or-or-or-or...
01:00:45I mean, I don't know how I could have not seen that, though.
01:00:49You could fight fire with fire.
01:00:51You know?
01:00:53Make him jealous, too.
01:00:56Mom!
01:00:56God!
01:00:59I'll be-I'll be back.
01:01:00Hey, was I wearing anything specific in the-in the-
01:01:05It's a blessing, man.
01:01:08But, you know, I'm just so good at it.
01:01:10I look so cute doing it.
01:01:11Yeah.
01:01:11Oh, shit.
01:01:12She looks pissed.
01:01:13Uh, okay.
01:01:15Well, I'm gonna-I'm gonna hang back.
01:01:16Honey, look.
01:01:18I know.
01:01:19So I-
01:01:19Ow!
01:01:21You said-you slapped me?
01:01:22She's with a mitten.
01:01:24What is wrong with you?
01:01:25Trying to make me jealous?
01:01:28Is that-that's what we are now?
01:01:29No, look.
01:01:30Like, 12-year-olds?
01:01:31I regressed.
01:01:32I did something stupid.
01:01:33I know that.
01:01:34But it's because I'm out of my mind, and I-I didn't know what to do.
01:01:36But don't you see?
01:01:37You saw through that bullshit.
01:01:39You're-you know me better than anybody.
01:01:40You saw right through it.
01:01:41You're still gay.
01:01:41No, but I-I didn't.
01:01:43I never would have known if Marlon didn't say that you were doing this stupid thing.
01:01:48Marlon.
01:01:49So are you-
01:01:50So you're just with Marlon now?
01:01:53I was at the gallery, setting up for the show.
01:01:56You know, don't turn this into-
01:01:57Hold on, I'm just trying-I'm trying to understand how that conversation must have played out.
01:02:00So you would have had to have, like, told him about our issues, about our private, personal, sexual issues?
01:02:05We were having dinner.
01:02:07I was upset.
01:02:09I had to talk to somebody.
01:02:10I see.
01:02:11I get-I get what this is.
01:02:13You, uh-
01:02:14You-I made you jealous, and so now you're making me jealous.
01:02:20Oh, my God.
01:02:20Seriously?
01:02:23Seriously?
01:02:24This is crazy.
01:02:25That was Marlon's suggestion.
01:02:27Why does every man suddenly think that-
01:02:30Oh, Marlon-
01:02:30That that's a good idea?
01:02:31Marlon suggested that you should make me jealous, right?
01:02:35That's what you're saying?
01:02:35He suggested that you make me jealous.
01:02:37can we have a conversation like a normal human conversation when did we
01:02:42transform into crazy people and by we I mean you what is tell me the truth did
01:02:51Marlon come over to the house after I left last night did he like did he kiss
01:02:57you did he what was it did he lift you up on the desk and pull off your panties
01:03:01and yes he did yes we had angry angry sex on our marital bed and you think so
01:03:09hard no no then I ordered pizza yeah yeah I think the pizza guy too and then
01:03:16there was also a plumber and the plumber did that thing that thing that they do
01:03:23in the pornos were all the jizz all over my I couldn't even see and it was like
01:03:29all the things in all the pornos Wow are you seeing do anything I don't know I
01:03:37don't know I don't know what to think you're walking away you're getting in
01:03:46your car you're starting your car and you're driving away
01:04:16Jesus fuck what are you doing here on a Saturday
01:04:21mmm wait don't you have your wife's gallery show you think tonight you're going to that
01:04:29right no tell me you're going to that okay so if you're not gonna go see your wife
01:04:36tonight what are you gonna do oh I think I'd order Indian food watch some TV possibly kill
01:04:44myself all right you're coming to a party with me come on there's there's no way that that is
01:04:50happening yeah you need the distraction yeah you know what I'm just gonna stick
01:04:55with the suicide plan thanks so it's gonna be fun yeah bunch of Millennials posting
01:05:01photos of themselves no thank you no it's actually gonna be a bunch of hipsters
01:05:06drinking craft beer out of mason jars oh my god that's so much worse you got your car with you
01:05:14yeah why great you're gonna take me to the party come on you're not gonna get these back until you come
01:05:23come with me see where it's going let's go it's really gross you you can just keep all that stuff I don't need those things let's go Josh
01:05:36Josh where the hell are you you're not at the motel you're not at home your car's not in the driveway I need to get back to the gallery just can you please call me back
01:05:56oh shit
01:05:59ah okay you're her husband congratulations another new husband you want some art to celebrate
01:06:17I always always appreciate it when you buy something with each because I think we still
01:06:22got a couple paintings that one might be available I'm not sure this one I just sold for an exorbitant
01:06:27amount of money that guy did not see me coming
01:06:29nobody believes the artist is 15 she's selling like hotcakes which is a very confusing expression
01:06:41because I don't know about you but after like one hotcake I'm totally full
01:06:52I'm so sorry I have to get out of here yeah I'll walk you
01:07:07okay look I got you here safe I'm gonna go now okay
01:07:10just put your arm around me what just put your arm around me why are you doing awesome
01:07:15because it's just it's the married guy oh Jesus Christ stop staring at me what okay I just need you to keep your eyes on me all right keep your eyes on me keep your eyes on me and just look at me as if I'm like I'm super hot oh my god just do it oh I'm sorry after all the shit you gave me about playing games what the hell
01:07:38because you are old then you should know better oh my god please Josh come on it's about damage control
01:07:46tonight I really need your help things all of it rock you with Gary and I just need to nudge back in there
01:07:52I thought your generation was supposed to be like evolved and like woke
01:07:55don't say woke oh my god you were so embarrassing
01:07:57oh my god
01:07:59all right game on
01:08:02what
01:08:02grab a tip
01:08:04no I'm not
01:08:04why are you
01:08:05I'm not doing this
01:08:06no way
01:08:07fine
01:08:09I'll do this
01:08:12I'll do this
01:08:12I'll do this
01:08:16burn me up
01:08:18you got to
01:08:20burn me up
01:08:23burn me up
01:08:27you got to
01:08:28burn me up
01:08:31burn me up
01:08:35you got to
01:08:36burn me up
01:08:37burn me up
01:08:39you got to
01:08:40burn me up
01:08:41I'll do this
01:08:42burn me up
01:08:43you got to
01:08:45burn me up
01:08:46you got to
01:08:46burn me up
01:08:47남 song
01:08:47wait no no no no no no lem entre
01:08:49sign my person
01:08:49you never fucking listen to me
01:08:52swear I fucken hate you about you
01:08:54get the fuck out of my life
01:08:56burn me up
01:08:57burn me up
01:08:59burn me up
01:09:01shake and burn me up
01:09:02burn me up
01:09:04Hey, Callie, wait.
01:09:10I'm fine.
01:09:11Just hold up.
01:09:11No, it's fine, Josh.
01:09:12Leave me alone.
01:09:13Okay, just take a breath.
01:09:20I just wish we could go back to the way we were a week ago.
01:09:25I mean, sex was non-existent, but we didn't care.
01:09:31I mean, it wasn't perfect, but at least I was happy.
01:09:37We were happy.
01:09:40Every relationship I've ever had ended because the passion fizzled out.
01:09:45I mean, sex always suffers.
01:09:46Anyone who tells you otherwise is lying.
01:09:50I've never been able to make it stick.
01:09:54Look at me.
01:09:56I'm alone.
01:10:01You want more?
01:10:02No, no, I've had enough.
01:10:04Trust me.
01:10:05No, you need more.
01:10:06No, don't do that.
01:10:07Oh, that's not good.
01:10:09I don't want you to do this.
01:10:12Uh, hang on.
01:10:16Just kidding.
01:10:20Hey, stop texting.
01:10:23Stop texting.
01:10:24I'm right here.
01:10:32I'll take that.
01:10:37Here's some shit.
01:10:42I'm sorry.
01:10:44I'm not good at this sort of thing.
01:10:48Is that, are you, is that a, like, maybe, are you thinking of, you're not thinking of kissing me, are you?
01:10:53Just, just, uh, maybe I am.
01:11:00Oh my God.
01:11:01You are.
01:11:02I, I mean, I, uh, wow, that's, no, I, why?
01:11:09Wait, did you want to kiss me?
01:11:10No, you are, you are, you are, because you're, you're, you're clearly not in the appropriate headspace to kiss anybody right now.
01:11:19What are you trying to say?
01:11:19And, well, neither am I.
01:11:21I mean, I'm, I'm not in that space either, okay?
01:11:24Neither am I.
01:11:24I think he doesn't make a pretty good argument.
01:11:25Well, any woman, or man, would be lo-
01:11:34Okay, wow, that was, wow.
01:11:55Thanks.
01:11:57I took an online course.
01:12:00If that's any indication of what sex would be like with you, it would be like that.
01:12:07Yeah, of course it would be, of course, because I'm in a vulnerable place and everything's raw and, um, and of course it's great right now, right?
01:12:20Because you're new and things with me and Josh are, it's probably this really distorted filter.
01:12:31So, no more kissing?
01:12:35Oh, sorry.
01:12:36Yep.
01:12:39Oh, gosh.
01:12:50Morning, sexy.
01:13:10Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:13:13Would you relax?
01:13:15We made out and you filled me up a little.
01:13:16That was it.
01:13:17Oh, I'm, I'm, I'm a monster.
01:13:20I'm a horrible person.
01:13:21I've done a very, very, very bad thing.
01:13:24Dude, you were trying to cheer me up, okay?
01:13:27I was all conflicted over the Gary thing and you were just helping me move on.
01:13:31You're a good friend.
01:13:33I've ruined everything forever.
01:13:35Um, and I'm in love with you.
01:13:47Oh, hey, Kelly, I'm, I don't know what to say.
01:13:58I had, I had no idea.
01:14:01Well, things between you and Emma look like they're falling apart, so.
01:14:06I just wanted you to know I'm here.
01:14:09I mean, we have fun together.
01:14:12We get along.
01:14:12I'm super fun.
01:14:18I think you could do a lot worse.
01:14:20Oh, God, no, I mean, of course, worse.
01:14:24Look, you're, you're amazing.
01:14:27I know.
01:14:29So.
01:14:34I'm, I'm in love with Emma.
01:14:37She's the love of my life.
01:14:38I'm sorry, what was that?
01:14:41She, she's the one.
01:14:44She's always been the one for me.
01:14:45I'm, I want to be with her forever.
01:14:49I mean, no matter what.
01:14:50Tell me again.
01:14:56Oh, my God.
01:14:57You, you're fucking with me again.
01:15:00Oh, it worked.
01:15:01You know what?
01:15:03You, you know you have a problem?
01:15:05You have a series of problems.
01:15:07You're disturbed.
01:15:07Um, I just saved your marriage.
01:15:09So, you're welcome.
01:15:11Please, you don't even believe in marriage.
01:15:12No, just because I think monogamy is a fundamentally flawed and antiquated construct doesn't mean it's bullshit for everyone.
01:15:19You have to go pick up your offspring.
01:15:23Hey, is this room on your credit card?
01:15:25Yeah, why?
01:15:27I'm going to order room service.
01:15:30Oh, hey.
01:15:31Hey.
01:15:32Psst.
01:15:32Huh?
01:15:33Happy anniversary.
01:15:37Oh, shit.
01:15:38Right.
01:15:39Right.
01:16:10Josh?
01:16:25Em, we gotta go. We're gonna be late.
01:16:33Em?
01:16:40Wendy, what the fuck?
01:16:55What? Where's Josh?
01:16:59I'm sorry. I just, I didn't mean to trick you. I just didn't know how else to get you alone.
01:17:03I needed to talk to you.
01:17:05Now? In a motel?
01:17:07Well, you said you'd never had sex on a swing before, right?
01:17:11Oh my god, Jesus. That, I, Wendy, I was just, like, spitballing.
01:17:21You, you, you'd said you wanted to try a swing, and Josh had never done that for you, and I think, I think things between you are broken.
01:17:31Actually, my relationship with Josh is the only thing that isn't broken.
01:17:36Wendy, I'm so sorry for fucking everything up between us, okay? I'm really sorry.
01:17:43You came alive that night, and you woke me up, and, and I know you felt something, too. Just give me one more chance.
01:17:49I didn't, I was faking. I'm sorry. I didn't. I, and we already tried that, and look where it got us. Look at this. This is weird.
01:17:58Okay, so, fine. So, you just want to make out a little, or?
01:18:04No! No! Well, what about the sex swing?
01:18:09You have no idea how hard it was for me to put up that thing.
01:18:13I don't, I don't want to make out. I don't want to have sex on the sex swing.
01:18:16Oh, I just want, I just want to erase everything and have my friend back, okay?
01:18:23Hey, can I please have my friend back? Like, without the sex stuff, please?
01:18:32Yes, you can leave your friend back.
01:18:36You know, it was maybe once in a while, down the road, we're really drunk sometime, and the vibe is right.
01:18:44No, no, not gonna happen.
01:18:47Not gonna happen.
01:18:47If I go to leave, you promise you're not gonna punch me in the throat?
01:18:55I promise I will not punch you in the throat.
01:19:00To really push.
01:19:03Tricky one.
01:19:03Don, Gracie!
01:19:21Surprise!
01:19:23Surprise!
01:19:24Surprise!
01:19:24Daddy!
01:19:26Hey!
01:19:27Happy anniversary!
01:19:29Were you surprised?
01:19:30Yes, I was surprised.
01:19:31Where's Mommy?
01:19:32that's I'm gonna tell you in one sec so just hold up hold on Wow Arthur
01:19:41worth a surprise well I thought it'd be good for you guys to come back here old
01:19:46members so where's my Emma right what I will get to that hi everybody thank you
01:19:58for being here oh hello so oh that seems unnecessary thank you so it's really
01:20:07it's unexpected to see you all here this is it's been a long time since I've been
01:20:12in this room and you know seeing all your familiar faces here it's weird it's
01:20:16like because it's out of context dad you're being super awkward seriously
01:20:25where's mom mom where's mom so I bet you're all wondering where Emma is funny
01:20:34story you know sometimes when you wake up right so Emma so this is this is a good
01:20:46one so you won't when your mom when Emma well she wakes up and I look she's here she just pulled
01:20:56up all the rubber everybody wait here oh it's time mom's here party begins
01:21:03hey I went by the house to pick you up I know it's a long story I'll tell you later okay
01:21:17um Wendy told me that all our friends and family are in there
01:21:22I guess you were right about my dad's big plan
01:21:26I have to tell you something um I um I made out with Kelly last night
01:21:36I might have touched your boobs a little
01:21:40different Kelly
01:21:42but I only did it because I thought that that you slept with Marlon
01:21:46I didn't sleep with Marlon
01:21:48I I I know I know I I I I know that now of course you of course you didn't sleep with Marlon
01:21:54idiot
01:21:55I'm so sorry
01:22:01just shut up I love you
01:22:03we really messed things up there didn't we that was all crazy
01:22:13you saw my parents having sex
01:22:17some metaphor yeah the sex club that we went to
01:22:21that weird room oh my god that was so weird
01:22:24the bunny lady yes
01:22:26those horse guys oh yeah oh by the way they're they're here
01:22:31uh your dad must do
01:22:33for the love of god why is no one turning this off
01:22:36what do you know where we are
01:22:39yeah this is the this is the exact
01:22:41yeah it was uh it was disco night
01:22:46mm-hmm I was so excited
01:22:47you went back to your cabin you were walking back
01:22:50and then you tapped me on the shoulder
01:22:52and I turned around and you beamed in with this confidence
01:22:56our teens
01:23:08our 20s
01:23:10God
01:23:11God
01:23:11we're not those people anymore
01:23:13no
01:23:15we're not
01:23:17mommy mommy
01:23:19Hey!
01:23:21Hey, guys!
01:23:23Oh!
01:23:29Hey!
01:23:31Oh!
01:23:33Okay, let's go. Let's go.
01:23:35We're playing.
01:23:37Daddy,
01:23:39we should stop saying bad words
01:23:41because we can hear everything you say.
01:23:43Oh, dear. No, that's not...
01:23:45That's not good.
01:23:47What's a sex club?
01:23:49Oh!
01:23:51Oh!
01:23:53Oh!
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