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00:03Don't want to wait man
00:05Doug, what are you talking about? Let's do it
00:07Let's reboot Anaconda
00:09Yes, wait
00:11What?
00:15This is gonna be the adventure of a lifetime
00:17We've dreamed of making this movie ever since we were kids. What does it cost to get this thing made two and a half million dollars?
00:23We've approved a loan for up to
00:26Nine thousand four hundred dollars. Yes
00:31We're gonna shoot it indie style run and gun we need a riverboat a script a snake handler and a real snake
00:40Claire you and I'll star in it. I love you Derek. Kenny you shoot it. Here we go. Doug you direct
00:46Action put your face right up next to the snake
00:54Maybe it'll be okay
01:00This is Anaconda and we no longer have a snake for our snake movie
01:07We have to go out in the jungle
01:09And find another one
01:20What is that?
01:22Oh my
01:22My
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01:23My anaconda
01:26We're in the middle of the jungle and we are being hunted
01:30My anaconda
01:32Now we die
01:34My anaconda
01:36Help me down
01:36It's okay you're safe I'm here
01:38Holy
01:40My anaconda
01:42Keep rolling
01:44My anaconda
01:45I don't want none unless you
01:47He's dead
01:49Oh no
01:50What are we gonna do?
01:51What if we use Doug as bait to get back to the boat?
01:54That's a really smart idea
01:56Doug would have wanted this
01:58I'm not sure he would have wanted this
02:00Oh my god the snake
02:02Yeah
02:03He's alive
02:04I thought you checked his pulse
02:05I did
02:06Oh my god
02:07Doug
02:08He's right behind you
02:09Doug
02:10What the hell is all right there?
02:11It's a long story
02:12Run
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