00:00Hi, I'm Eli.
00:01And I'm Glenn.
00:01Sorry to interrupt, but it's worth making special note of the star power behind Chad Powers.
00:07Thanks, Eli.
00:07Well, I was thrilled to be cast.
00:08You see, when I first developed Chad Powers, I never expected it to have the far-reaching
00:13impact that it did.
00:15And now, to have the opportunity to expand it to a series, it's been the honor of my
00:20notable acclaimed and wide-ranging career.
00:24Right.
00:24So enjoy this.
00:25Enjoy this special look at Chad Powers.
00:27Starring me, executive produced by me.
00:31By me, you know.
00:33You stepped on my line there, Manning.
00:35Oh, I'm sorry.
00:36I mean, how many Super Bowls did you win?
00:38I made my varsity team, so.
00:41Really?
00:43Drama team, but still.
00:46That's cute.
00:50Here we go.
00:52Oh boy, here we go.
00:55Hi.
00:56You here to try out?
00:57Cool.
01:00What's your name?
01:03Uh.
01:04I just need to know who you are, man.
01:14My name's Chad.
01:21And last name?
01:22Palomero?
01:23Palomero?
01:23Palomero?
01:24Palomero?
01:25Palomero?
01:26Palomero?
01:27Palomero?
01:28Palomero?
01:29Palomero?
01:30Palomero?
01:31Oh, sorry.
01:32That's my original family name.
01:35When my dad came from the old country at Ellis Island, they changed it to, uh, Powers.
01:41You said your dad was at Ellis Island?
01:42Yeah.
01:43He was really old when he fathered me.
01:44It's a big scandal in the village.
01:48Um, Chad, how old are you?
01:49Hmm.
01:50Uh, you know, something's old enough.
01:51Also young enough.
01:52You know how it goes with COVID.
01:53With COVID?
01:54Years lost to coronaviruses.
01:55Like, how old is anyone anymore?
01:56Um, do you have a student ID?
01:57Oh, no.
01:58My folks wouldn't let me carry an ID.
02:00Uh, I grew up off the grade with the crawdad zorro?
02:17Is it- this a f-ing prank?
02:19What's going on?
02:21Is there, are you in the campus improv or something?
02:24Uh, is it- is it- are you in the campus improv or something?
02:26Are you in the campus improv or something?
02:29Because if so, just walk away, okay?
02:32Comedy isn't funny.
02:34All right, let's get this donkey show on the road.
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