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The Genie from Down Under (1998) (S2, Ep 5) - Full HD Movie Uncut
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00:00Poor Mummy's so depressed. She was in love with my genie, but he broke her heart.
00:15Come on, Pen, that's not true. You told a big porky.
00:18Shh! Bruce is a cheat and a heartbreaker. That's why I've made a permanent wish that he has to stay invisible whenever he's around her.
00:25My lady, my lady, I think you've pruned it now. Come inside and have a nice cup of tea.
00:32Can you see any dead bits? No dead bits, no live bits, no tree. Come inside, my lady.
00:39It's for her own good. I have to protect her from that devious lying scoundrel.
00:44Fair go, Pen. Dead doesn't lie.
00:46Thank you, Baz.
00:48You're the one who lied. I don't lie.
00:51Lie?
00:51Look, I may have told Mummy that Bruce kissed all her friends behind her back, but that was necessary.
00:57Lie?
00:58No, it wasn't. It was a colourful invention that served a valued purpose.
01:02Lie?
01:03Face it, Pen, you have no comprehension of honesty or trustworthiness.
01:07I beg your pardon.
01:09Truth.
01:09Oh, it's not your fault or anything. You're just weak-willed and lacking in moral fibre.
01:16No offence, just an observation. Ask anyone, they'll tell you the same thing.
01:19Well, I mean, they would if they didn't fib to spare your feelings.
01:24I am not a liar and I'm not afraid of the truth.
01:26Quiet!
01:27You see, Baz? Touchy. Defensive.
01:30No wonder they treated with kid gloves round here.
01:33Oh, just an observation.
01:35All right, Smarty, observe this.
01:37I wish everybody was honest.
01:38From now on, I wish everybody would tell the truth the whole time.
01:41So there.
01:42You sure?
01:43I've never been surer of anything in my life.
01:48Good one, Dad.
01:48Well, sometimes it's just too easy, mate.
02:02What was that?
02:04I honestly don't know.
02:06I don't know.
02:07I don't know.
02:12Mossie, do you feel any different?
02:15No.
02:16Every day's the same monotonous drudgery.
02:19Cleaning up after lazy girls.
02:21What?
02:22Same low wages.
02:24Putting on the same brave face to cope with the likes of yourself.
02:28Oh.
02:29I see.
02:30I'd better answer that.
02:34Seeing as how I'm the only person who actually does anything around here.
02:37Hello, Motham.
02:45Oh, you're looking dumpy today.
02:48Oh.
02:49Hello, my lord.
02:50What a tedious surprise.
02:53I'm taken aback by your rudeness, Motham.
02:55But I'm such a spineless chap.
02:57I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that.
02:59Isn't Diana about?
03:01Come this way.
03:02Better you bore her to death than me.
03:04Well, if I may.
03:12That's silly Bubbles to see you, my lady.
03:15Good morning, Bubbles.
03:17You're looking as gormless as ever.
03:19Yes, that's quite likely.
03:20I was in the area with my support group exploring the inner chap.
03:24My inner chap thought I should pop in and sponge off your hospitality.
03:27So, here I am.
03:29Motham, please stay and have tea with us
03:31so I don't have to be alone with Bubbles and listen to him rabbiting on.
03:34I'd rather not, my lady.
03:36Together, the two of you might bore me to death.
03:40I must admit that hurts my feelings, but it's true.
03:44Luckily, there's been chaps so all for honesty and self-discovery.
03:47I've learned that if you fool yourself,
03:49then the chap you found isn't the chap you are.
03:51In fact, the chap you think you are
03:52isn't even the chap you should be looking for.
03:54You're even sillier than ever.
03:56I suppose that's true.
03:59Oh, yes.
04:00Motham's right.
04:01That's what people have been trying to tell me all my life.
04:04I'm completely, utterly stupid.
04:07My God.
04:08Self-centered as I am,
04:10I can't stand seeing Mummy so depressed.
04:13I have to do something to cheer her up.
04:14Like letting her see me so I can explain that I didn't kiss her friends?
04:18No.
04:19I mean making the ultimate sacrifice.
04:21Taking her to the place that makes me miserable,
04:23but does seem to make her vaguely happy.
04:25You mean town's dance?
04:27Yes.
04:27I wish we were all in Australia.
04:30Beauty.
04:34Beauty.
04:37Beauty.
04:37You know, to be honest, I don't think a trip to the bush
04:53is going to reform these guys.
04:54I mean, all they want to do is rob, trash and steal everything.
04:58Which I kind of respect, but still, you know.
05:01I reckon you're right, Conrad.
05:04And frankly, I'm too much of a coward to cope with this.
05:07Well, boys,
05:09I suppose you're all wondering what we're doing out here then.
05:12Not really.
05:14The government hasn't got a clue what to do with us,
05:16so they're paying you to take us off their hands for a couple of days.
05:20And you're desperate for the money.
05:23Yep.
05:24It's just about the size of it.
05:33Howdy doody.
05:34I suppose you're here to try and steal my opal as usual.
05:38Yeah, spot on.
05:40And you'll use any slimy, underhanded way to get it.
05:45Absolutely.
05:45Whatever it takes.
05:48You really are a transparently low, dirty, greedy individual, aren't you?
05:57Yeah.
05:58Look, I'll just go and park round the back as usual,
06:01even though I'm not invited and I'm not welcome.
06:03See ya.
06:09Did you see Conrad looking at me?
06:11No.
06:12I'm going to go and find out what he really thinks of me.
06:14Okay, boys.
06:21Time to get out and enjoy the great outdoors.
06:23What do you think?
06:24Nah.
06:26Don't feel like it.
06:27Are you going to take charge here, or are you the jellyfish I always thought you were?
06:37Even though I usually don't respect your judgment, in this case you are spot on.
06:41Of course, son.
06:50Hello, Conrad.
06:52Oh.
06:52I'm pretending to drop by for a casual chat, but I'm really here to put my deep emotions
06:57on the line.
06:59How are you?
07:01I'm scared of those guys on the bus, actually.
07:04Oh.
07:05Conrad, tell me, what do you really think of me?
07:10Well, you're a stuck-up, boring English snob, you know.
07:14You don't surf, you don't wear bikinis, and you're that far up yourself.
07:18It's not funny.
07:20Thank you, Conrad.
07:22No worries.
07:23That gives me a fair idea.
07:26Not wanting to reverse the truth wish, are you?
07:29No.
07:30And I've had enough of making Mummy happy.
07:32I wish I was back in England with my real friends.
07:34But Diana just got here.
07:37You heard me.
07:40It's so nice to be with my real friends again.
07:51I hope you don't mean us, because I hate you.
07:55Why?
07:57No reason.
07:57I hate everybody.
07:59And I hate you because I never have an opinion of my own.
08:06Well, the truth is, the Thorny Rose...
08:08Stop trying to trick me out of this, Witch Bruce.
08:10I don't care how painful it is, I'm going to say it through.
08:12So, you're up for a few more home truths.
08:14You want home truths?
08:15All right, Bruce, you're a smart aleck.
08:17You always tweeted me like I...
08:18Can't take it, eh?
08:21It's well, Baz.
08:22Your father's a smug Australian who's too big for his own boots.
08:25The man up here!
08:27How dare you insult the only man I'll ever love,
08:30even though I know that love is hopeless.
08:32See, Pin?
08:33She does like that.
08:35Of course.
08:36It's obvious even to a twit like me that bruises her one true love.
08:39No wonder I'm so jealous.
08:41There is Bruce.
08:42I haven't seen him since the day he broke my heart with his roaming lips.
08:45Oh, to be honest, that kissing story was something I...
08:48I know your game.
08:50You're trying to trick me into telling Mummy the truth about...
08:54Well, it won't work.
08:55I've got the opal.
08:56I'm prepared to use it, even though I don't deserve it.
08:58I agree with you, Penelope.
09:00You don't deserve such lovely jewellery.
09:02I'll take that.
09:03Mummy, what if you lose it?
09:04All right, then.
09:05I'll give it to Bubbles.
09:07He's so obsessive, he'll never lose it.
09:09Thank you for the rate of confidence, Diana.
09:12You've rubbed the opal in your hand.
09:13Your every wish...
09:14You've rubbed the opal in your hand.
09:17Your every wish is accurate.
09:18Don't fight, please.
09:20I wish you'd all just calm down and be rational
09:22and civilised and British.
09:24You're right, Bubbles.
09:27I'm very rude and insolent.
09:29I'm sorry, Mummy.
09:30That's all right, darling.
09:32It worked.
09:33You're calm.
09:34I looked into myself and I found the peace in the heart of the inner chap.
09:38And you felt it, too.
09:40My inner chap must be a leader.
09:42I must tell the world.
09:43Oh, no, Bubbles, don't...
09:44I wish that every chap might know the simple truths I've learned through my support group.
09:50Father Bubbles, your holiness.
09:52Our ears are hungry for your words of wisdom.
09:55Oh, spiffing!
09:59Come, chap.
10:00Let us begin our journey of enlightenment.
10:02And remember the tweed.
10:07Tweeds are important.
10:13They are very valuable.
10:16They don't just grow on tweeds, you know.
10:18And the birds are important.
10:20And consider our humble brothers in the animal kingdom.
10:27How am I going to get my opal back with all these people around him?
10:30No, don't, don't.
10:31Are they not just those beauties about them?
10:33Why are you joining him?
10:34Bubbles is a total fool.
10:36I know, but he's just so in at the moment.
10:39He's just the best bubba.
10:41He's no bubba.
10:42He's totally gaga.
10:44He's got my opal.
10:45The tapeworms, the hookworms, the wingworms.
10:49They are our brothers.
10:57All right.
11:00You're all out of the bus then?
11:03Congratulations.
11:03I don't exactly know what you're going to get out of the bus,
11:08and I don't really care.
11:10I'm only in it for the money.
11:13I reckon this place is a bit of a hole.
11:17Relate to that.
11:19There's nothing to trash.
11:21No one to rob or beat up.
11:23Well, there's always us.
11:28Oh, come on, boys.
11:29Come on, let's talk about it.
11:30Come on.
11:31Come on.
11:33Now, all together.
11:35Oh.
11:36Oh.
11:36Oh.
11:41Oh.
11:44Bubbles.
11:45Bubbles.
11:45Shhh.
11:46Can I...
11:46Shhh, Penelope.
11:47No, no.
11:47Let the child approach unto me.
11:50Your disciples have taken all my clothes, jewelry, magazines?
11:53Yes, my child.
11:55We needed the money.
11:57Oh, if you see your mother,
11:59tell her that I love her.
12:00It's my deepest wish that she should love me back.
12:03Bubbles.
12:06Oh.
12:08Bubbles.
12:09My goodness, Diana.
12:12Bubbles.
12:13Even though you're a self-absorbed prat,
12:15I love you in a sisterly way.
12:17So I pledge everything I own to the cause.
12:20We must spread the word of Bubba Bubbles.
12:21Oh.
12:22You know, I could get you the Opal bag.
12:33If you let me be visible in front of you.
12:35No, I'll get it back myself.
12:37I've got a plan.
12:38Give me the...
12:40No, no, it's all right, it's all right.
12:44All great leaders face dissidence.
12:48Good plan, Pen.
12:50Look at her.
12:51So much violence.
12:53I wish there was none of it in the world.
12:55What if there's no violence?
12:57I mean, I wish there was world peace.
13:08There.
13:09Torture.
13:11Whoa.
13:14Gee, uh, sorry about that.
13:18Don't know what got into us.
13:19Here's your wallet.
13:23And your keys.
13:26And your CB radio.
13:29Good evening.
13:31And tonight there's hardly any news.
13:34No war and no crime.
13:37Everything's just fine.
13:39Well, this is great.
13:41So, let's go straight to the cute animal story, shall we?
13:45This is a disaster.
13:46How am I going to get the Opal bag without lies and aggression?
13:49Oh, same, isn't it?
13:50I mean, lies and aggression are just so...
13:53You.
13:58We'll take this for Baba Bubbles.
14:00Oh, Mossy, not the television.
14:03And the chair, too.
14:06Mossy, I'm hungry.
14:07Can I have a sandwich, please?
14:08Of course you can.
14:10Just help yourself.
14:12Baba Bubbles says there are no masters and no servants.
14:16We're all equal now.
14:19That's what I like about Baba Bubbles.
14:21What about lunch?
14:25Baba Bubbles says, explore your inner hunger.
14:29You know, it's really quiet here when you're not smashing things.
14:42Yeah, it's really peaceful.
14:43It's the most beautiful moment of my life.
14:50Hey.
14:51I think I'm going to cry.
14:54I think I'm going to be sick.
14:57I love you blokes.
14:59Oh.
15:01We love you, too.
15:04Yeah.
15:04I am going to be sick.
15:22World peace, he says.
15:26Wonderful.
15:27What's the good of world peace when all I've got left in the world is a chair?
15:32Baba Bubbles needs the chair.
15:35But what will I sit on?
15:38Baba thinks we should be at one with the floor.
15:41I want to be furious.
15:53I want to be very, very angry.
15:56I want to lose my temper.
15:57Oh, well, I can't disturb the peace.
15:59But, well, if you'll let me be visible in front of your mother...
16:02Read my lips.
16:03N-O, no way.
16:05I don't want your help or your ideas.
16:06Is that clear?
16:07I wonder when they'll be back for your clothes.
16:11Oh, don't be ridiculous.
16:13Bubbles wants everyone to go around the nadi.
16:16The nadi?
16:17You mean naked?
16:18No clothes?
16:19Yeah, Baba wants you to be at one with the air.
16:25You know that idea you were talking about, I was...
16:29What are you looking at?
16:31Oh, just reading your lips.
16:36Do it.
16:37Chaps, female chaps, anything is possible if you wish power.
16:49I wish the sun would come out for the petunias.
16:53Oh, yes, good idea.
16:55Flowers are important.
16:57All right, let's all wish for sunshine.
17:00I wish for sunshine.
17:03For the petunias.
17:05Positive thoughts bring positive actions.
17:16Are there any other wishes?
17:17You should wish them.
17:18Are you sure?
17:21You can't get the apple back with all these people around.
17:25Baba Bubbles.
17:26Oh, yeah?
17:27I wish the whole world could share in this.
17:29Oh, that's extremely generous, Penelope.
17:31You should be such a selfish little person.
17:35Well, I've changed thanks to you, Bubbles.
17:38Sorry, Baba.
17:39And I'm sure there are others who could too in, say, Australia.
17:44Oh, Australia?
17:44Oh, yes.
17:46Oh, I can think of quite a few right now.
17:48All right, chaps and chapses, let's all concentrate really hard.
17:53I wish we were all with our friends in Australia right now.
17:56Oh, you'll see the power of positive thinking, chaps.
18:05Chaps?
18:06Oh.
18:07Oh.
18:08Hey, welcome, you chaps.
18:10Peace be with you.
18:12Yeah.
18:13Yeah, thanks.
18:16Are you coveting my opal?
18:19Oh.
18:20Yeah, in a peaceful sort of way.
18:23I know it's wrong, but I really want it.
18:26I want it too, Baba Bubbles.
18:28So do I.
18:29Oh, chaps, don't you see?
18:30It's this preoccupation with material things that destroys people.
18:34What can we do about it, Baba?
18:37We have to give up all material possessions.
18:39That's the only way we can be honestly wealthy.
18:43I don't want any possessions.
18:45I only want to see Bruce again.
18:46What's the answer, Baba Bubbles?
18:51Diana's right.
18:52Imagine we have no possessions.
18:55I wonder if you can.
18:57No, I can't.
18:58But I've got no imagination.
18:59And he stinks too.
19:01Eh?
19:01Come on, chap.
19:03Let's get rid of all our possessions right now.
19:05Is that a wish, Mr. Baba?
19:07That's my most fervent wish.
19:11...starting developments today as people everywhere shared all their worldly possessions,
19:15including clothes.
19:17Eskimos, fins and laplanders are staying indoors.
19:21And the first nude assault on Mount Everest entered abruptly today
19:24when several climbers found themselves frozen together.
19:27And now the weather.
19:29Melbourne, fine.
19:3121.
19:31Adelaide, showers, 19.
19:37And...
19:37Perth, sunny, 28.
19:43Oh, dear.
19:45Oh, dear.
19:48Oh, dear.
19:51Good plan, Bruce.
19:53Baba Bubbles, I must protest in a most non-violent way.
19:57Honestly, Bubbles, we don't want to be in the nude.
20:00I must admit, lack of clothing does make a chap feel somewhat naked.
20:05I just wish nude wasn't so rude.
20:10Oh.
20:11Oh.
20:12Oh.
20:13Luke.
20:17This is wonderful.
20:19No clothing, no possessions.
20:21No deodorant.
20:23You know, I've been, uh...
20:25You would look great in a bikini.
20:28Oh.
20:29Thank you, Conrad.
20:31Pen.
20:32Pen.
20:33Pen.
20:35The opal.
20:37Do.
20:40It's got to be here somewhere.
20:42She's after the opal.
20:43The opal.
20:44I want to.
20:44No, I must say.
20:45There we live away to you.
20:48Don't you all feel better with no clothes?
20:50No.
20:51Look at her, look at her, look at her.
20:52Oh, where is her?
20:54Where is her?
20:55Oh, there.
20:56Get her, get her, get her.
20:58Get her, get her.
20:58Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
21:01Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
21:02Oh.
21:03Look at her, look at her.
21:04Oh.
21:06Hmm.
21:07Good.
21:07Oh.
21:08Thanks, Pen.
21:10That was very touching, what you said before, about wanting to see me.
21:15Why are you wearing your clothes?
21:17And where have you been?
21:18Why have you been avoiding me?
21:20I honestly wish everything was back to normal.
21:30Thanks for everything.
21:32We had a ball.
21:32Hey.
21:33And I reckon we got a lot out of it.
21:35In fact, you're America worker.
21:37No, no, no, no.
21:39I'm just a normal bloke trying to give a bit back to society.
21:42Come on.
21:44See you, boys.
21:45See you, mate.
21:48See you.
21:51We are under a real winner here, darling.
21:53Two or three bookings like this a month and we'll be rolling in the cash.
21:56I told you it was a good idea.
21:57You might have mumble something, but I'm the one who turned it into an idea.
22:03I'm the one who made it work.
22:06Bear, boys.
22:08Help!
22:09Hey.
22:11Help!
22:12Hey!
22:12This is all your fault, darling.
22:15Next time you have an idea, keep it yourself.
22:17Look at me bus.
22:18This is going to take you days to clean.
22:21I'm very excited about my new support group.
22:24It's called Ignoring the Inner Chap.
22:26It's the chaps who are thick of navel-gating and just want some excitement.
22:30We're starting off with the Scrabble Tournament.
22:32Thank you, my lord.
22:34Lately I've learned that the truth is a wonderful thing in small doses.
22:39That sounds wonderful, Bubbles.
22:41You're quite a man.
22:42You've so evolved, Bubbles.
22:45Such entertainment.
22:47Sometimes I think to myself, what would we do without your lordship?
22:53Offer.
22:54When it comes to making a choice between telling a little fib to make someone happy
22:58or revealing the naked truth, well,
23:00occasionally it's best to keep some things hidden.
23:04Really, that's the truth.
23:07I wouldn't lie.
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