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Un Trato Con El Capit án De Hockey En Español EnglishMovie cdrama drama engsub chinesedramaengsub movieshortfull
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00:00:00I'm Dora Miller, the ice hockey team's assistant that no one cares about.
00:00:08I love this job, mostly because it keeps me close to Leo.
00:00:11I crushed some of this childhood.
00:00:28Wait.
00:00:30Did Leo really stop to help me?
00:00:34Ouch.
00:00:37I always believed that one day Leo would see me more than an assistant.
00:00:48You just got pucked, Dora?
00:00:53But back then, I had no idea how dangerous dreams could be, and how badly people could
00:00:58get hurt.
00:01:00It all started when I got an early birthday present from my parents.
00:01:11Happy birthday to my dearest daughter.
00:01:13We love you so much.
00:01:15I totally forgot I was only one month away from turning 18.
00:01:26Get with Leo.
00:01:27Lose my big card.
00:01:28You followed Leo to college for nothing.
00:01:37Idiot.
00:01:38Did I die a virgin?
00:01:40No.
00:01:41If you want it, you're going to have to make it happen.
00:01:45Dora Miller, tell Leo how you feel.
00:01:49Stop being such a pussy and go for it.
00:02:06Dora.
00:02:09Can it wait?
00:02:10I'm just a little busy.
00:02:13Leo, I have been in love with you for years.
00:02:16I think we would make a great team.
00:02:19I've been saving myself for you, and I want you to be the one to take my virginity next
00:02:22month before my 18th birthday.
00:02:23Oh my god!
00:02:32What did she just say?
00:02:33She's a virgin.
00:02:34L-M-A-O.
00:02:39Oh sweet.
00:02:41A pleading little virgin.
00:02:43Oh, don't let me stop you, Dora.
00:02:48What else do you have to say to Leo?
00:02:53Pretty, hey, I didn't realize you were on the toilet.
00:02:59It's funny.
00:03:00Something in the toilet made me think of you, and then I heard your needy voice.
00:03:05Can't believe you're still a virgin.
00:03:09Wait, I totally can.
00:03:13But I do love what you've done with your hair.
00:03:16Aw.
00:03:19Don't have a mustache.
00:03:23I'll just, I'll leave you guys.
00:03:26Go.
00:03:26And this, uh, it's interesting.
00:03:34Women have a choice for, they can be appealing, or they can be you.
00:03:41I like this cardigan.
00:03:45So would my great-great-great-grandmother.
00:03:51Leo's hot.
00:03:52You're not.
00:03:54Leo's rich.
00:03:55Poor.
00:03:56We're in, you're out.
00:03:57Repeat that to yourself when you go and cry into your greasy pillow.
00:04:02Maybe.
00:04:03Know your place, nerd.
00:04:05In the library, it's in your nose with the other incontinence.
00:04:15Now, you could just, uh, finish up with some tears for my followers.
00:04:19What the hell?
00:04:36I'm not expecting money from anyone, especially this much.
00:04:38Um, did you tell us all?
00:05:04Why?
00:05:04Oh, come on, it's not that bad.
00:05:10I just told Liam that I was in love with them, but Mindy was there.
00:05:14So now the whole school's gonna know that I'm a virgin.
00:05:17Are you in there trying to slip on some guy in the shower?
00:05:20Come on, I know you're in there, Virgin.
00:05:23I can smell library dust and eyeglass cleaner.
00:05:34Hello, Troy.
00:05:40No virgins here.
00:05:42But you already knew that, right?
00:05:44Goodbye, ex-boyfriend.
00:05:56Oh, not so fast.
00:06:00You are the ignorer. I saved you. I know.
00:06:04Big time.
00:06:09No way. Guys like you only want one thing.
00:06:12Such as?
00:06:14Help passing math.
00:06:16Listen, I've got a really weird tech situation and I know you're good with that kind of stuff, but it's gotta be kept real secret.
00:06:22If you got a virus from a corn site, that's your own problem.
00:06:25No, no. Some stranger's putting money into my account and I'm worried they're setting me up to make it look like I'm throwing games.
00:06:32Match fixing?
00:06:34That also sounds super dodgy. I'm not touching it.
00:06:38Wait.
00:06:40What if we did a deal?
00:06:42You help me and I help you get Leo.
00:06:46And boom! Swing for fifth base in no time.
00:06:50It's a sexual reference for you. Once that's sex.
00:06:54Leo.
00:06:56It's not just sex.
00:06:58I love Leo.
00:07:00I've been waiting for him.
00:07:02So do we have a deal?
00:07:04Okay, but I need to clear something up. Fifth base, I thought it was fourth.
00:07:10You got some work to do.
00:07:14You think I'm a joke?
00:07:16It's called teasing to her.
00:07:18Do you want Leo or not?
00:07:20So you can teach me how to flirt and, you know, do things?
00:07:30You want me to teach you how to kiss, Dora?
00:07:34Just want to know what Leo will expect.
00:07:46And that's, you're familiar with this stuff.
00:07:50All right.
00:07:54Maybe we should tackle it in order. List it for him.
00:07:58Flirting fashion technique.
00:08:00Okay, so you spent some time thinking about this.
00:08:03All right. Flirting skills first and then boom. Fifth base.
00:08:07Sounds good. Just don't forget about fashion.
00:08:10And we need a deadline. How about the fun reason to dance for the hockey team?
00:08:14You can make a big move there.
00:08:15It's only two weeks away.
00:08:17Calm down. You're not that hopeless.
00:08:19We can meet up tomorrow morning to discuss tactics.
00:08:22Okay. Sounds good.
00:08:25My whole life is going to change.
00:08:28Go team.
00:08:30Oh, it's our key.
00:08:32Got her.
00:08:39Dora! Just the person I wanted to see.
00:08:42Oh, shit.
00:08:43I wanted to say that I'm sorry about yesterday.
00:08:47You did?
00:08:48You did?
00:08:49Yeah.
00:08:50I was just feeling really insecure because I really like Leo.
00:08:56But I shouldn't have reacted that way.
00:08:59Yeah.
00:09:00Okay.
00:09:01Thanks.
00:09:02Did you hear about the cake party that's happening tonight?
00:09:05You should totally come.
00:09:07All of us lost our V cards at cake parties.
00:09:10Didn't we girls?
00:09:11Totally.
00:09:12What the hell, Dora?
00:09:13Do you even live here?
00:09:14It's so friggin' neat.
00:09:15I like these all organized.
00:09:16What are you doing?
00:09:17Checking to see if your underwear is color coded.
00:09:18You're probably a mass solution to the Wii college.
00:09:19You're probably a mass solution to the Wii college.
00:09:20What are you doing?
00:09:21What are you doing?
00:09:22Checking to see if your underwear is color coded.
00:09:24You're probably a mass solution to the Wii college.
00:09:25My underwear is none of your business.
00:09:27So, what is that?
00:09:28It's better.
00:09:29I'm trying to see if it was your bar.
00:09:30Okay.
00:09:31As a matter of mind though.
00:09:32And I didn't say it was probably one of the best things.
00:09:33You know?
00:09:34I don't think so.
00:09:35How are you doing?
00:09:36I'm going to be doing that.
00:09:37I don't know.
00:09:38I'm going to be doing that.
00:09:39I'm going to be doing that.
00:09:41I'm going to be doing that.
00:09:42I'm going to be doing that.
00:09:43I'm just getting started.
00:09:44Doing that.
00:09:45Oh my son?
00:09:46I'm going to be doing that.
00:09:47That's a big thing.
00:09:48You're going to be doing that.
00:09:49All of us out there is, okay?
00:09:50All of us, let's get everybody out of the property.
00:09:51I'm going to be doing that.
00:09:52I mean, it kind of is, if you want my help landing Leo.
00:09:59Can we please stop talking about my underwear?
00:10:03Just pray, dearie.
00:10:22You have such incredible eyes to her.
00:10:26I never noticed how beautiful they are before.
00:10:31They're just eyes.
00:10:39I have two of them, like everyone else.
00:10:42Come on, Dora, I was flirting with you.
00:10:45That's why I need help.
00:10:50Why couldn't I see what you were doing?
00:10:52Just be open to signals.
00:10:54Don't be Dora the Ignorer.
00:10:57Can I bore you?
00:11:00Why would you care?
00:11:10Because you have such beautiful eyes.
00:11:17You're flirting again.
00:11:20Yeah, you're supposed to say something flirty back.
00:11:23Something flirty back.
00:11:25I know. I will practice on Leo at the Friday tonight.
00:11:31What you think?
00:11:33Yeah, why not?
00:11:35But just remember, you've still got your training wheels on.
00:11:38Don't expect miracles.
00:11:40We'll need to have another flirting lesson.
00:11:43Alright.
00:11:44I'll grab us a drink.
00:11:57Just try to be cool.
00:12:00Dude, when am I not cool?
00:12:03Oh my god, there's Leo.
00:12:08You're worth a million of him, but you have no idea.
00:12:12Yeah.
00:12:13Good luck.
00:12:14She got her.
00:12:15I got her.
00:12:16Hey.
00:12:17Hey.
00:12:18Thought you were staring at me from over there.
00:12:32Was I?
00:12:33I'm sorry if I was weird yesterday.
00:12:35You don't gotta say it.
00:12:36Minnie's a bitch.
00:12:37And you're awesome.
00:12:38I am.
00:12:39I am.
00:12:40I am.
00:12:41Hey.
00:12:42Hey.
00:12:43Hey.
00:12:44I don't mean to interrupt.
00:12:45School.
00:12:46Cool.
00:12:47Cool.
00:12:48Yeah.
00:12:49Hey.
00:12:50Hey.
00:12:51Hey.
00:12:52Hey.
00:12:53Hey.
00:12:54Hey.
00:12:55Hey.
00:12:56Hey.
00:12:57Hey.
00:12:58Hey.
00:12:59Hey.
00:13:00Hey.
00:13:01Watson's crazy.
00:13:03Oh.
00:13:04Cool.
00:13:07Cool.
00:13:08Yeah.
00:13:09Sorry if I was being weird yesterday.
00:13:11Still gotta say it, it's cool.
00:13:12Oh, okay.
00:13:14Uh...
00:13:15Yes, she does.
00:13:18Doesn't she, girls?
00:13:19Whatever it is.
00:13:22And I think it is her vagina.
00:13:24IT's like a vagina, only dryer.
00:13:28We call it, Adora.
00:13:30Dora!
00:13:34What the hell do you think you're doing?
00:13:40You're doing nothing.
00:13:42She needs you, because you're nothing.
00:13:46Oh, I thought you were talking about how much lube you need.
00:13:50She buys it in venti-sized tubes.
00:13:52How cute!
00:13:54But with how many guys you're seeing, it's probably up to Trento, right?
00:13:58That's the largest one.
00:14:04Don't you dare laugh!
00:14:06Well, it's about me all of a sudden.
00:14:14What do you see in her?
00:14:16Dora the Borer?
00:14:18Does her bony body make your boner look bigger?
00:14:22She's great.
00:14:24It's as simple as that, maybe.
00:14:28Do you know what it'll do for my reputation if your first girlfriend after me is some pathetic little needy virgin?
00:14:34Why does Dora being a virgin bother you so much?
00:14:38Why does Dora being a virgin bother you so much?
00:14:42I think it's kind of sweet.
00:14:50This is just the stark new sexless ironing board.
00:14:54Get ready for the plan I have specifically for you in five minutes.
00:15:08I don't know.
00:15:12Come on.
00:15:13I'll tell you something about it.
00:15:19Wait here.
00:15:20I'll grab you some drinks and some snacks.
00:15:22Leo, I have been in love with you for years.
00:15:32I think we'd make a great team.
00:15:34I've been saving myself for you and I want you to be the one to take my virginity before my 18th birthday next month.
00:15:39Ouch, that's a real kick in the lady nuts.
00:15:45Could you be any more desperate?
00:15:49I don't know.
00:15:51Can you Dora?
00:15:53Ready? Okay.
00:15:55Take my virginity.
00:15:57Take my virginity.
00:15:59Take my virginity.
00:16:01Take my virginity.
00:16:17Please stop.
00:16:23Please let me go.
00:16:31Please, you don't look...
00:16:33Please.
00:16:35What?
00:16:41You think that?
00:16:43That's right.
00:16:44Hi.
00:16:47blank.
00:16:48Hey, thank you Peter.
00:16:53Hopefully, she doesn't see me like this.
00:16:59Please.
00:17:00Mom, honey, you want to go?
00:17:03Please.
00:17:05You can go.
00:17:06We just want to hear you say it.
00:17:09One more time.
00:17:10Say, take live virginity.
00:17:13Say it.
00:17:15Say it! Say it! Say it! Say it! Say it!
00:17:23That's enough!
00:17:28That's enough!
00:17:30And you wonder why guys keep leaving you.
00:17:40I don't care what anyone says.
00:17:43When someone starts shit with me, I always finish it.
00:17:47You're wrong.
00:17:49I'll finish it.
00:18:00I'll get you to the show.
00:18:12I'm sorry, but I'm usually a crier.
00:18:22You can't let me get to you.
00:18:25Okay, you need to fight back.
00:18:27Like with a shark.
00:18:28You just need to punch her in the nose.
00:18:33Why do you care if she bullies me?
00:18:38You remind me of my little sister.
00:18:41Is she a pitiful virgin loser too?
00:18:44I mean, she's eight.
00:18:45I really hope so.
00:18:47And remind you of an eight-year-old?
00:18:51No.
00:18:52No.
00:18:53No.
00:18:54No.
00:18:55Stop crying.
00:18:59So I'm gonna be okay.
00:19:00Yeah.
00:19:03It's easy for you to say.
00:19:05You have to go to the hockey team.
00:19:06Everyone loves you.
00:19:07And I'm just...Dora.
00:19:18I really think you're pretty great.
00:19:22And that should count for something since I'm apparently so amazing.
00:19:32I thought you just said that at the party to mess with Mindy.
00:19:36I'm losing my eyes.
00:19:42Because I meant it.
00:19:43I'm lying to you.
00:19:50Because I meant it.
00:19:54And the worst part is...
00:19:57I didn't even get a chance to talk to Leo.
00:20:02You know there's a chance that Leo might not be into you.
00:20:05No matter what you do.
00:20:06Right?
00:20:07I just have to change the way that he sees me.
00:20:09Right?
00:20:10I just need you to get me a clear shot at the goal.
00:20:17Okay.
00:20:19We'll make it happen.
00:20:20If that's what you really want.
00:20:22Let's do another flirting lesson.
00:20:28Now?
00:20:30It's not like we have another party to get to.
00:20:32It's not like you.
00:20:33It's not like you.
00:20:39Great date.
00:20:42Let's pretend like we're on a date.
00:20:45Okay?
00:20:47Show me some pointers.
00:20:49Okay.
00:20:50So...
00:20:51Flirting.
00:20:53You want to make...
00:20:55lots of eye contact.
00:20:58And if you can...
00:21:00touch them.
00:21:03That one.
00:21:05I thought it was right.
00:21:09Everything that I...
00:21:10had inside my mind.
00:21:14Yet it felt so good.
00:21:16Walking next to you.
00:21:19You said you liked me too.
00:21:21Sometimes I...
00:21:24Let's see about it.
00:21:25Why?
00:21:27This is fake but it feels...
00:21:28real.
00:21:31And you should...
00:21:33laugh at Leo's jokes.
00:21:34If he makes any.
00:21:36Which he probably won't.
00:21:38And then you should...
00:21:39find something special about him.
00:21:40To compliment.
00:21:42If...
00:21:50I'll make attention.
00:21:51And I...
00:21:54Smells so good.
00:22:00What is that?
00:22:02This is what we want to get close.
00:22:14Goodbye.
00:22:16This shit actually works!
00:22:18What?
00:22:19What?
00:22:24Congratulations.
00:22:25You just passed Flirting 101.
00:22:27You're better at this than you thought.
00:22:29I know.
00:22:30And who knew I had it in me?
00:22:32Just curious.
00:22:34Why did you say that stuff about me?
00:22:37Well...
00:22:38You...
00:22:39told me to find something special...
00:22:40about the person I was flirting with?
00:22:42And you went with,
00:22:43I smell nice?
00:22:46What's wrong with that?
00:22:48How do you want to smell?
00:22:49Like a pair of sweaty old socks?
00:22:52Hockey players are tough, okay?
00:22:53We don't smell nice.
00:22:56Hey.
00:22:59Relax.
00:23:00You are still a beast on the ice.
00:23:03I'm gonna let your secret get out.
00:23:04Nobody gives me shit the way you do.
00:23:07I like it.
00:23:09Thanks.
00:23:11Did you happen to make a list of everyone who has access to your bank account?
00:23:13Yeah.
00:23:14Like I asked?
00:23:15Yes.
00:23:16It's around here somewhere.
00:23:17Tora's helping Troy track the money?
00:23:18If she works out, I sent it.
00:23:19They'll know I'm setting up Troy to look like a match fixer.
00:23:20She's gonna fuck everything else.
00:23:21I don't know.
00:23:22I don't know.
00:23:23I don't know.
00:23:24I don't know.
00:23:25I don't know.
00:23:26I don't know.
00:23:27I don't know.
00:23:28I don't know.
00:23:29I don't know.
00:23:30I don't know.
00:23:31I don't know.
00:23:32I don't know.
00:23:33I don't know.
00:23:34I don't know.
00:23:35It's a bad way.
00:23:39Tora's helping Troy track the money?
00:23:41If she works out, I sent it.
00:23:42They'll know I'm setting up Troy to look like a match fixer.
00:23:46She's gonna fuck everything up!
00:23:51We gotta...
00:23:53I've got to do something to keep him away from Dora.
00:24:01What's up with you and Dora?
00:24:02What's it to you? She's an old friend. Just making sure you don't take advantage of her.
00:24:09Yeah? Well, sounds like you're a little bit jealous to me.
00:24:13Of Dora? Hardly. She's like our team mascot.
00:24:18Perfect. Then I guess you shouldn't have a problem with me dating her.
00:24:23I wonder if Troy will like this. I don't care what Troy thinks. This is about Leo, stupid.
00:24:45Going somewhere, geek girl?
00:24:50I've got a date with Troy.
00:24:53Is that seriously what you're wearing on a date with the captain of the ice hockey team?
00:25:04Where are you going? The library?
00:25:10I obviously did something to offend you.
00:25:12Everything about you offends me, geek.
00:25:14The way you creep around campus sucking up to all the hot guys by becoming their pathetic little slave.
00:25:19I mean, do you have any self-respect?
00:25:26Here I go.
00:25:28Well, not until I help you out a little.
00:25:30I mean, if you're trying to get laid, you're going about it all wrong.
00:25:34I mean, these have a definite gotta go.
00:25:42And this hurt again?
00:25:44So gross.
00:25:45Stop!
00:25:46Help!
00:25:47And you gotta face the hook with something.
00:25:49Help!
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00:26:00You gotta fight back.
00:26:01Like with a shark.
00:26:02You gotta punch her in the nose.
00:26:04Help!
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00:26:24Sorry, I'm late.
00:26:25Yeah, you should be.
00:26:26It's not really good for my reputation to be seen waiting for a girl.
00:26:31I know.
00:26:32Also, I looked it up on ChatGPT last night and said fifth base is innovative sexual intimacy.
00:26:42It's not fun.
00:26:45But, like, like one T or two T's.
00:26:52Oh.
00:26:53Oh.
00:26:54Oh.
00:26:55Yeah.
00:26:56Let me just stick to fourth base then.
00:27:05There's a brainy little bitch.
00:27:07That's her.
00:27:08Oh, right.
00:27:09You don't have a stalking.
00:27:10Are you normal?
00:27:12Dora Miller, you're under arrest for aggravated assault.
00:27:19Whoa, whoa.
00:27:20Hang on a second.
00:27:21Can we just talk about this?
00:27:22This young lady reported an assault and it needs to be investigated.
00:27:25No.
00:27:26No, she's the one who assaulted me.
00:27:27Wait, they opened my shirt and took pictures.
00:27:33I've seen you at the ring, yeah?
00:27:34Yeah.
00:27:35I don't miss a game.
00:27:36You guys are crushing it this year.
00:27:37Oh, thanks.
00:27:38Yeah, but you see Dora here, she's the team's assistant.
00:27:40She's one of the main reasons we look as good as we do on the ice.
00:27:42Yeah?
00:27:43Yeah.
00:27:44No.
00:27:45This is bullshit.
00:27:46This is not happening.
00:27:47Oh, really?
00:27:48Why don't you hand over your phone and we'll see if you have pictures of Dora in her underwear.
00:27:57That's what I thought.
00:27:58Sorry for this misunderstanding.
00:28:04Nice to meet you.
00:28:05Hey, nice to meet you too.
00:28:06See you in the next game?
00:28:07You will, go team.
00:28:15Lay hands on Dora again and you'll be dealing with me.
00:28:17Got it?
00:28:31You can't believe you recognize him from the ring.
00:28:33No, I've never seen him before in my life.
00:28:36That was bullshit.
00:28:37It worked, didn't it?
00:28:39Unbelievable.
00:28:40You know what's unbelievable is you punching Mindy in the face.
00:28:44I mean, you weren't supposed to take my advice literally.
00:28:46I don't know what happened, okay?
00:28:47Just one moment she was monstering me and then the next my fist was just in her face.
00:28:53Yeah, I wish I would have been there, slugger.
00:29:10You're calling the cops.
00:29:11I don't know why you can stay with me tonight.
00:29:27I'll change my sheets and you can sleep in my bed tonight.
00:29:32I'll take the floor.
00:29:33I had no idea Troy was such a good person.
00:29:42He feels so good.
00:29:44Oh no!
00:29:45Am I hot for Troy?
00:29:54Do you have something I could change into?
00:29:56Yeah, of course.
00:29:57I'm sorry I did that, I realized that...
00:30:18Relax, Dorda.
00:30:20You've seen worse in the locker rooms after a freaking game.
00:30:22Yeah, but that's... that's different.
00:30:24You can look now.
00:30:28You're still shirtless.
00:30:30It's how I sleep.
00:30:32But if you think you won't be able to control yourself...
00:30:34Dream on.
00:30:44Babe.
00:30:45I need you, baby.
00:30:47I need you, baby.
00:30:48I need you, baby.
00:30:49I need you, baby.
00:30:57I need you, baby.
00:31:12You can share the bed if you want.
00:31:14But if you want...
00:31:21I trust you.
00:31:22A lot of people say you shouldn't.
00:31:26You're a gentleman.
00:31:28You're gonna ruin my reputation if you go around saying stuff.
00:31:33Are you sure?
00:31:35We can put a pillow in between us.
00:31:40We might need a bigger pillow.
00:31:44I need you baby.
00:31:48Cause it's been darkness all along.
00:31:52I need you baby.
00:32:10What happened to the pillow?
00:32:12Someone threw it on the floor.
00:32:14It wasn't me.
00:32:16Why would I do that?
00:32:18I don't know.
00:32:20Cause you wanted me to do this.
00:32:22Wake me up when this is all over.
00:32:28Take my heart with both of your hands.
00:32:32I've been spending all my days just trying to find a way.
00:32:42Whoop.
00:32:43Whoop.
00:32:44Whoop.
00:32:45Whoop.
00:32:46Whoop.
00:32:47Whoop.
00:32:48You know Leo's the one I want.
00:32:50You're the one who said you wanted help with fifth base.
00:32:54I guess you're not ready for those lessons yet.
00:32:56Right.
00:32:57Yeah.
00:32:58Sorry for freaking out.
00:33:00I just think.
00:33:01Maybe we should concentrate on.
00:33:02I know.
00:33:03Fashion.
00:33:04Since the dance is tomorrow night.
00:33:06Yeah.
00:33:07I actually need to call my cousin about that.
00:33:09Yeah.
00:33:10Since you're better at taking off dresses and putting them on.
00:33:15Okay.
00:33:16I have an American history exam I gotta get to.
00:33:19So.
00:33:20I'm gonna.
00:33:21Goop.
00:33:26Hey.
00:33:27What's up?
00:33:28What's up dude?
00:33:30So.
00:33:31I heard Dora punched Mindy.
00:33:33It's an hinged man.
00:33:35Trust me dude.
00:33:37Mindy deserved it.
00:33:39You gotta kick her to the curb bro.
00:33:44Why are you so down on Dora?
00:33:46Isn't she your friend?
00:33:47Of course she is but.
00:33:48We have the most important game of the year coming up.
00:33:50And you need to be more focused.
00:33:53I'm focused.
00:33:54Okay.
00:33:55Don't worry about me.
00:33:56Doesn't look it.
00:33:57But you should be worrying about impressing all the pro scouts coming.
00:33:59You're running around with Dora all the time.
00:34:06Leo.
00:34:07Hey.
00:34:10I gotta wash this.
00:34:11Get it back to you.
00:34:15Mini trashed Dora's room so she stayed here last night.
00:34:19Wow.
00:34:21Are you that desperate to get laid?
00:34:23Oh.
00:34:24No.
00:34:25Stop it.
00:34:26Stop.
00:34:27Hey.
00:34:28Troy is just a friend.
00:34:29It's nice to know what you really think of me.
00:34:30I'm just looking out for you.
00:34:31Troy's the biggest player on campus.
00:34:32And you're a virgin.
00:34:33Just didn't want you to get hurt.
00:34:34Thanks man.
00:34:35Thanks buddy.
00:34:36Great chat.
00:34:37Go team.
00:34:39Julian.
00:34:40So let's really?
00:34:41Oh, yeah.
00:34:42Go team.
00:34:43So hold it.
00:34:44I'm just looking out for you.
00:34:45Troy's the biggest player on campus.
00:34:46And you're a virgin.
00:34:47He just didn't want you to get hurt.
00:34:50Thanks.
00:34:51Thanks man.
00:34:52Hey.
00:34:53There's nothing happening between us.
00:34:56Don't say it war on you.
00:34:59Thanks buddy.
00:35:01Great chat.
00:35:03Go team.
00:35:13Excuse me.
00:35:17The boss wants an update.
00:35:23Hey, Big Mike. How's it hanging?
00:35:27Right. An update.
00:35:29So, everything set to where we lose the big match,
00:35:32except Troy's trying to figure where the money comes from.
00:35:38Then you better make sure. That does not happen.
00:35:50Hey, just about to call you.
00:35:51So, I tracked the money to an off-term account,
00:35:53and then I traced it to a local bank.
00:35:55You got a name yet?
00:35:56Not yet, but I will.
00:35:59How'd your exam go?
00:36:00East it, as usual.
00:36:03Nerd.
00:36:05That's good.
00:36:06Now you can focus on this.
00:36:11Renato and Lydia.
00:36:13My cousins.
00:36:14They're going to do that whole fairy godmother thing with you.
00:36:20Hi.
00:36:21You ready for this?
00:36:24I think so.
00:36:26She's ready.
00:36:27Then buckle up, girl.
00:36:29We're about to rock your world.
00:36:35I don't do makeover montages, so I'm out of here,
00:36:37but the car will pick you up at 6.
00:36:40Be ready.
00:36:41You got me a car?
00:36:44Got to make an entrance.
00:36:48Have fun.
00:36:49Thanks.
00:36:52We don't have to have this.
00:36:55This is my favorite part.
00:36:56Oh, no.
00:36:58Burn.
00:36:59Trash.
00:37:00Honey, is this from middle school?
00:37:02I think that's it.
00:37:03We're not going to do that again.
00:37:04The 2014 GAP sweater.
00:37:06Going.
00:37:07Going.
00:37:13Cinderella is ready for the ball.
00:37:15I did it again.
00:37:16We did it.
00:37:17Oh.
00:37:18We.
00:37:30What if everyone laughs at me?
00:37:31What if this was all a terrible mistake?
00:37:34Maybe I'd be better off dying a virgin.
00:37:38I want to get to your clothes.
00:37:40Gonna get it right now.
00:37:41Damn.
00:37:42Who's this hot body?
00:37:44I want to push all the limits with you right now.
00:37:50Oh, my God.
00:37:51Is that Virgin Dora?
00:37:52You see?
00:37:53I don't know.
00:37:54I don't know.
00:37:55I don't know.
00:37:56I don't know.
00:37:57I don't know.
00:37:58I don't know.
00:37:59I don't know.
00:38:00I don't know.
00:38:01I don't know.
00:38:02I don't know.
00:38:03I don't know.
00:38:04I don't know.
00:38:05You look beautiful.
00:38:06I wonder what Leo is thinking.
00:38:07Probably what every other straight guy in the zip code is thinking.
00:38:08Who's that incredibly hot chick?
00:38:12Could this get any sadder?
00:38:13I wonder what homeless person she stole that dress from.
00:38:15She looks amazing.
00:38:16That little nerd thinks she can have a dress.
00:38:17I wonder what homeless person she stole that dress from.
00:38:18She looks amazing.
00:38:19That little nerd thinks she can have everything.
00:38:20Yeah.
00:38:21I wonder what homeless person she stole that dress from.
00:38:22I wonder what homeless person she stole that dress from.
00:38:24She looks amazing.
00:38:26That little nerd thinks you can have everything.
00:38:27I wonder what homeless person she stole that dress.
00:38:38I wonder what homeless person she stole that dress from.
00:38:39She looks amazing.
00:38:41That little nerd think she can have everything.
00:38:47May I have this dance.
00:38:49Sorry you don't dance to your feet.
00:38:52your feet. I can handle it. Follow Miley. You guys. He's so strong. I feel so safe in
00:39:03his arms. And he really does smell good. What am I doing? I'm supposed to be here for Leo.
00:39:11I can't fall for Troy.
00:39:22You can't seriously want that. You could put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig. Once
00:39:32a nerd, always a nerd.
00:39:34Shut up, Mindy. Can I cut him?
00:39:40Yeah.
00:39:42Don't be a dick. I can't believe you've been hiding all this hotness
00:39:51from me for all these years.
00:39:53It's just me. Then he's all the makeup and hairspray. Still the same old Dora.
00:39:58Yeah, but I've been busy with Troy this whole time. I feel like I haven't seen you.
00:40:03I didn't realize you liked hitting up with me.
00:40:06Yeah, well, when you haven't been around as much, it's given me a chance to miss you.
00:40:10Really?
00:40:12Would you go to dinner with me tomorrow night?
00:40:17Yeah. Just go grab a burger or something.
00:40:22No. Like a proper dinner. Like a date.
00:40:29He's never going to appreciate her the way I do. This is fucking killing me.
00:40:33I shouldn't be thinking about Troy all the time like this. Leo is the one I want.
00:40:41Leo just asked the nerd on a date.
00:40:44How do you do?
00:40:45I can read lips.
00:40:49I'd love to go on a date with you.
00:40:51Or something sexy, because we're going fancy.
00:40:54Cool. Yeah, I'll try.
00:40:56You know she's got Leo and Troy after her?
00:40:59What is this, opposite stay? What is going on?
00:41:03You look really pretty tonight, Mindy.
00:41:05She's hotter than Dora.
00:41:06Stop sucking up and help me come up with a plan for payback.
00:41:13These could work.
00:41:14All you need is ten seconds.
00:41:20Perfect.
00:41:22And I won't ask you why you're carrying locks and dives around.
00:41:29I'm going to use the restroom?
00:41:34Yeah.
00:41:35Cool.
00:41:42Ten seconds after drinking this spiked drink, Dora the Poorer is going to know she's messed with the wrong person.
00:41:51Dora! Hi!
00:41:52Have you tried this drink? It's so good.
00:41:56That's okay, Mindy. Good.
00:41:59Dora, I'm trying to make amends.
00:42:01Don't you want to be my friend?
00:42:14Actually, I think I'm okay. Yeah.
00:42:16How'd you know I was thirsty? Thanks, Mindy.
00:42:17Actually, the drink is for me.
00:42:18I dropped the red cherry in the spiked drink.
00:42:21Cheers.
00:42:22Cheers.
00:42:23Cheers.
00:42:24Cheers.
00:42:25Cheers.
00:42:26Oh.
00:42:27Everyone!
00:42:28Can I have your attention over here, please?
00:42:29Ladies and gentlemen, you are about to witness a once-in-a-lifetime spectacle.
00:42:30How do you have any new coffee?
00:42:31I dropped the red cherry in the spiked drink.
00:42:34dropped the red cherry in the spike trache.
00:42:50Everyone!
00:42:52Did I have your attention over here please? Ladies and gentlemen,
00:42:56you are about to witness a once-in-a-lifetime spectacle.
00:43:00Dora Gabor is about to make an unforgettable announcement.
00:43:04Not with her mouth, but with her, well,
00:43:08you'll see soon.
00:43:10Come on, a little closer, trust me,
00:43:12you will not regret what you are about to witness.
00:43:14Three, two, one!
00:43:22Oh no.
00:43:24Oh no, no, no, this is not happening.
00:43:30How dare you?
00:43:32Don't touch me!
00:43:34What's going on?
00:43:38This is just a dream.
00:43:40Wake up.
00:43:42Oh my god!
00:43:44Yo, Mindy just shit her pants!
00:43:48How did mine have fallen?
00:43:50How did mine have fallen?
00:43:56How did mine have fallen?
00:43:58That's right, on your knees.
00:44:00Shut up!
00:44:02Put that down!
00:44:04Stop filming me!
00:44:06Thank you for saving me.
00:44:10How did you know she was going to do that?
00:44:12I was watching her.
00:44:14I knew she couldn't handle how good you looked.
00:44:18How'd things go with Leo?
00:44:20Great.
00:44:22We're going on a date.
00:44:24That's all thanks to you.
00:44:26Oh!
00:44:28Oh!
00:44:30Oh!
00:44:36Thanks guys.
00:44:38I appreciate y'all.
00:44:39I'll pay you back ASAP.
00:44:46That Dora.
00:44:47She knows I was at a party.
00:44:49Yeah, bullshit.
00:44:50And don't send her any dick pics.
00:44:52Too late.
00:44:53But hey, she sent them first.
00:44:56Look, I know you got a crush on her, but I saw her first, right?
00:45:00Dude, she's not a piece of property.
00:45:03She's a good person.
00:45:07Yeah, she's special.
00:45:09Yeah.
00:45:10So don't jerk her around.
00:45:12Look, dude.
00:45:13Don't tell me to live my life, alright?
00:45:15That's in the game.
00:45:16This is it.
00:45:17Talent scouts.
00:45:18Contracts.
00:45:19Big money.
00:45:20Big future.
00:45:26I gotta go.
00:45:33Mr. Constantine.
00:45:35You said you'd fix this by today.
00:45:38Yeah.
00:45:40Hey, I am.
00:45:41I'm fixing it.
00:45:42You're getting the senior.
00:45:46Hey, what the fuck?
00:45:47Relax.
00:45:49You'll still be able to play.
00:45:57Stop!
00:45:58Next time, you won't be able to play.
00:46:06And after that, game over.
00:46:08Hey.
00:46:09Right on time.
00:46:10So, should I go for more of a smokey eye or like a peach blossom?
00:46:15I know.
00:46:16Who is Leo's favorite member of Blackpink?
00:46:17What?
00:46:18I'm just joking.
00:46:19No, I need to skip to the tactics portion of your secret sex manual.
00:46:26Yeah...
00:46:29We are a big date with him.
00:46:32Ah.
00:46:33Oh.
00:46:34No, but I think we do need to skip to the tactics portion of your secret sex manual.
00:46:41Yeah.
00:46:45We're a big date with him.
00:46:47I don't know all that much, to be honest.
00:46:50Come on, you're the expert. You tell me.
00:46:53Just wing it, Dora. Okay? Everybody just wings it.
00:46:56What's wrong with you?
00:46:58Wait, come on. I've got a buddy who's gonna hack the bank for you.
00:47:00Alright, so come on. Pay up.
00:47:02Wait, really? What am I gonna know who's dumbed all the money on me?
00:47:05Soon. If you keep your pharmacist.
00:47:09Alright, okay, fine. What do you need to know?
00:47:11Apart from the whole Cable Eyes thing or whatever.
00:47:14Well, which underwear? Black or what?
00:47:20The black ones are a little bit see-through, see?
00:47:22Yeah, I can see. You don't need to hand them to me.
00:47:24And you're handing them to me. Oh shit, I'm getting hard.
00:47:27Dude, not in front of her. Fuck!
00:47:29Um, yeah, these feel too soft. You might not want to take them off.
00:47:34So, the other ones?
00:47:36Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:47:37Okay.
00:47:40Up until this point, my life has been sex negative.
00:47:43Kiss negative, too. Actually, I've never kissed anyone.
00:47:47So, could you show me?
00:47:58Alright. You asked for it.
00:48:01If I wanted to kiss you, the first thing I do is get you close.
00:48:10Maybe offer you my jacket.
00:48:16And then use that as an excuse to keep you close.
00:48:19And I look into your eyes.
00:48:22And I tilt your chin off.
00:48:34That way you'd be ready for my kiss.
00:48:36Baby, don't you let all be in love.
00:48:44Baby, don't you let all be in love.
00:48:52That's what the term does.
00:48:55Gross.
00:48:56I don't know.
00:48:57I don't know.
00:48:58No.
00:48:59Step by step, look down.
00:49:21Why'd you stop?
00:49:23Is that being weird?
00:49:25No.
00:49:34Did I do something wrong?
00:49:37Please, tell me.
00:49:40Because you love Leo.
00:49:41Not me.
00:49:47You're cool.
00:49:49Okay, there's nothing else I can really tell you.
00:49:51That's like the launch pad right there.
00:49:55I feel like you're gonna ghost me for being weird.
00:50:00Sorry.
00:50:02I don't know what that sounds.
00:50:03Maybe I just feel exposed.
00:50:08Me too.
00:50:09Sorry?
00:50:11You feel exposed because you're sensitive and you care.
00:50:14And everyone else is a player.
00:50:15They're the ones who are shit.
00:50:17Not you.
00:50:18I'm sorry, Dora.
00:50:19I got stuff to do.
00:50:24Tell me.
00:50:25Why him?
00:50:26Why Leo?
00:50:28Really?
00:50:29I thought you were friends.
00:50:31Yeah, we're good on the ice together.
00:50:32But he's only ever treated you like a gopher.
00:50:37I don't know.
00:50:38I mean, growing up Leo, he's just had to get married.
00:50:41His mom left him and his brothers and...
00:50:45I just kind of wanted to save him.
00:50:48So I guess that kind of mixed in with crushing on him for ten years.
00:50:53So, you know him better than I do, right?
00:50:56And you're just gonna hand him your V-card.
00:51:01You lose how I imagine my future.
00:51:05Why?
00:51:07Who did you listen to? Some good looking bitchy girl like Mindy?
00:51:09Yeah. Hot bitchy chicks.
00:51:11Okay, but at least I knew where I was heading with them.
00:51:13Okay, I wasn't crashing into some white fence fantasy with a complete dickhead.
00:51:17What?
00:51:18Hey, you don't get to judge me!
00:51:35Hey, Troy.
00:51:37Is this okay?
00:51:41I get my boy out of his phone.
00:51:44He doesn't care what I look like.
00:51:46This is all for Leo.
00:51:51Seriously, who cares?
00:51:53She'll work it out.
00:51:54He'll bang her and burn her and she'll move on.
00:51:56Lesson learned.
00:52:00Fuck, I hate that she's giving herself to him.
00:52:02That narcissist would just hurt her.
00:52:04Love just makes me jealous.
00:52:15How's your hand?
00:52:17I just heard a punch in the bag.
00:52:19It's alright though, I'm good.
00:52:20Still on track to be the Wayne Gretzky of our generation.
00:52:22Have you seen me play?
00:52:23I have.
00:52:25You know, that's what I like about you.
00:52:27What did you think about that overtime shot last week?
00:52:30How was I?
00:52:31I mean, it was great.
00:52:32You know, honestly, I'm thinking about expanding my involvement with the team next year.
00:52:36Right, and next year's gonna be even bigger for me.
00:52:38You know, I'm looking like a first draft pick already.
00:52:40Everybody's gonna be like,
00:52:41Leo, Leo.
00:52:43There.
00:52:44Yeah, I'm really excited.
00:52:45Why did I upset Troy?
00:52:47He's been so nice.
00:52:49He's just asking me a question.
00:52:51You see, one guy who gets my jokes.
00:52:55I mean, they should make a wine after me.
00:52:57The Leo Constantine.
00:52:59Oh.
00:53:00Leo's still talking by himself.
00:53:02Everything's great.
00:53:04And that's why we should fuck.
00:53:07What?
00:53:08Yeah, there's something I should tell you.
00:53:11About us.
00:53:17You were right.
00:53:19I know.
00:53:20So, your room or mine?
00:53:21No.
00:53:22We're better off as friends.
00:53:27No, we should fuck.
00:53:32Look, I actually think I have feelings for someone else.
00:53:36Let me guess.
00:53:37Troy?
00:53:39I haven't really talked with the other person yet,
00:53:40so I can't, I can't really say.
00:53:41It's cool.
00:53:42I know it's Troy.
00:53:45Dora.
00:53:48I'm really attracted to you.
00:53:50And I don't know if you remember,
00:53:51but as kids we used to joke around about getting married.
00:53:55It just feels like there's something, you know,
00:53:57between you and I.
00:54:00Why'd you just walk away with a hockey puck at me in the face?
00:54:08Did I?
00:54:09Yeah.
00:54:10I mean, maybe it's just because of the way we, you know, grew up,
00:54:12you're one of us, like one of the boys, you know, and...
00:54:13I don't know.
00:54:14I just felt like that made something special between us, right?
00:54:15Oh, this isn't gonna work.
00:54:16Tora.
00:54:17I'm the hottest guy on the team.
00:54:19I'm really flattered.
00:54:20I am.
00:54:21You are the hottest.
00:54:22I am.
00:54:23You are the hottest.
00:54:24I am.
00:54:25You are the hottest.
00:54:26Maybe I'll find someone else.
00:54:27This is gonna leave a scar.
00:54:28Don't even leave a verse.
00:54:29You need to leave a verse.
00:54:30Oh, this isn't going to work.
00:54:34Tora.
00:54:36I'm the hottest guy on the team.
00:54:39I'm really flattered. I am.
00:54:41You are the hottest businessman.
00:54:44Maybe I'll find someone else.
00:54:46This is going to leave a scar.
00:54:50Don't even leave a verse.
00:55:00Where's your nerdy little bookworm shadow?
00:55:14Who?
00:55:16Really? Borer?
00:55:18Dora the Borer?
00:55:20She's on a date.
00:55:22With Leo.
00:55:24No way.
00:55:26Actually, I don't care. We're not exclusive.
00:55:32What about you?
00:55:34Are you upset that she's with him?
00:55:36Are you jealous?
00:55:38She's free to make her own choices.
00:55:40Well, I'm sorry if she hurt you.
00:55:44I am.
00:55:46Remember what I said to you when we first met at that sophomore swim meet?
00:55:54Wow.
00:55:56Is that a bike seat in your Speedo?
00:56:00Or are you just looking for a ride?
00:56:04You know, we could go for a ride now if you want.
00:56:10You know, for old time's sake.
00:56:14No thanks.
00:56:16But I...
00:56:18Maybe he'll be worrying to you.
00:56:22I'm not...
00:56:24You don't-
00:56:26I don't know how much would you feel your head and say,
00:56:28but I don't know how to do this.
00:56:30I don't know how to do it.
00:56:31You don't know how to do it.
00:56:32It's only how to do it, I don't know,
00:56:34it's not even for one hour.
00:56:36I feel free to like...
00:56:39The time is a fun game.
00:56:40So I like when you do everything.
00:56:42What do you want to do?
00:56:43It's just a fun game.
00:56:44I know how to try to do it.
00:56:45You can have a duel.
00:56:46It's a fun game.
00:56:47It's just a fun game.
00:56:48I can't do something.
00:56:49I know how to do it.
00:56:50Oh yeah, that's definitely the bruise.
00:57:20I'm going in the penalty box.
00:57:25Not today, dickhead.
00:57:33You okay?
00:57:40Shit, run!
00:57:42Go, go, go, go, go! Keep going, I'm coming!
00:57:50Oh my god.
00:57:57You okay?
00:57:59Yeah, that guy was trying to kill me. Why?
00:58:07You okay? You're hurt?
00:58:09Fine, I'm fine.
00:58:10Oh, you're hurt.
00:58:12Did he stab you?
00:58:13Take off your shirt.
00:58:23You must have got a cut from the guy's ring.
00:58:25I got, uh, first aid.
00:58:27It's under the table.
00:58:29Okay, it's...
00:58:31Yes!
00:58:32Sorry.
00:58:42Okay.
00:58:44So lucky you were there.
00:58:48Why?
00:58:49Were you there?
00:58:50I was just going to hit the bars.
00:58:53Why were you in that alley?
00:58:54Where's Leo?
00:58:56I called off my date.
00:58:59I thought he was number one.
00:59:01Actually, I'm starting to think he's more like number twos.
00:59:04Yeah, he is for letting you walk home alone like that.
00:59:06You need to tell the cops that you were assaulted.
00:59:14I will.
00:59:16Yeah, I will.
00:59:27Joy, I released something important last night.
00:59:31What?
00:59:36Leo is not the one for me.
00:59:40Yeah.
00:59:41Finally.
00:59:43Who is the right person?
00:59:52Stupid.
00:59:54I should have known you don't feel the same way.
00:59:57How do you know I don't?
00:59:59Because you didn't say anything.
01:00:02Because you said all those times that Leo is your future.
01:00:05You love him.
01:00:07Yes, I love him.
01:00:10But why did I leave the restaurant?
01:00:17Plot twist.
01:00:22Are you sure?
01:00:24Yes.
01:00:29I went to the restaurant because I couldn't handle the idea of you and Leo being together.
01:00:33Then I saw you holding hands.
01:00:35You went to the restaurant?
01:00:37Yeah.
01:00:39For the ribs.
01:00:40For the ribs.
01:00:44.
01:00:45Are you sure?
01:01:11Are you sure?
01:01:15Are you sure?
01:01:45Are you sure?
01:01:47Are you sure?
01:01:52Are you sure?
01:02:01It was amazing. How was it for you?
01:02:06My ribs don't hurt anymore. It was really...
01:02:11Really?
01:02:13The best.
01:02:16Good morning.
01:02:31Good morning.
01:02:33Is it good?
01:02:35Best I've ever slept.
01:02:37Alright, so what do we do now?
01:02:40Do we, uh, pretend like this ever happened?
01:02:43Do we do it again?
01:02:46What do the experts say?
01:02:49The experts eat breakfast.
01:02:52I'll go get changed.
01:02:55I'll meet you at the cafe at 9.30.
01:02:58Okay then.
01:03:07See you a little bit?
01:03:13Well sure, we can do it again.
01:03:28What do they like to practice?
01:03:34What do they like to practice?
01:03:45I can't believe last night really happened.
01:03:47And with the right person.
01:03:54Gora.
01:03:55Andy.
01:03:56Look.
01:03:57I know we're never gonna be friends.
01:04:00But I also really don't like when people do shitty things.
01:04:03What are you talking about?
01:04:05I know you've been spending a lot of time with Troy.
01:04:08You may even have a little crush on him.
01:04:11Which is fine.
01:04:13But...
01:04:14But...
01:04:18Hayley overheard him hanging out at the gym talking about you.
01:04:21And I know you're not gonna believe me, so I thought it'd be best if you heard it for yourself.
01:04:27In bed, these needy virgins will do anything.
01:04:32She's a bit fat, but, you know, fat brings the flavor, right?
01:04:35And Dora's like so grateful.
01:04:37Throw the dog a bone, eh?
01:04:39Can you leave me to cry in peace?
01:04:40Oh.
01:04:41Someone should really be with you when you're so upset.
01:04:42Jeez.
01:04:43Wait, how do you find the time?
01:04:44Between laughing at how I look and then talking behind my back?
01:04:46Troy would never say that.
01:04:47Leo, right?
01:04:48Leo, right?
01:04:49No.
01:04:50No.
01:04:51No.
01:04:52No.
01:04:53No.
01:04:54No.
01:04:55No.
01:04:56No.
01:04:57No.
01:04:58No.
01:04:59No.
01:05:00No.
01:05:01No.
01:05:02No.
01:05:03No.
01:05:04No.
01:05:05No.
01:05:06No.
01:05:07It's…
01:05:08Leo, right?
01:05:09What?
01:05:10Is it AI?
01:05:11No.
01:05:12It's real.
01:05:13And you are the dumbest bitch on this campus if you don't take a warning from someone who
01:05:17was trying to help.
01:05:18You are the cranteest bully if you think I'm going to believe that.
01:05:19I'm gonna tell you this now because I don't think you're going to figure it out yourself,
01:05:22that hurting me is not going to bring back whoever left you.
01:05:28It's not going to bring back whoever left you.
01:05:37Please, don't let that tape be real.
01:05:49He's not coming.
01:05:51That tape was real.
01:05:58Come here, you piece of shit.
01:06:05Yell all you want, Mr. Hayes.
01:06:09No one will ever find you.
01:06:16Who are we?
01:06:21What do you want?
01:06:22Shut up and listen.
01:06:25We were going to play carrot, then stick.
01:06:28The carrot is you're going to be a TV star.
01:06:31Take this bang off my head.
01:06:33Now, there's a bunch of money in your accounts.
01:06:35You took that money to throw the game.
01:06:39You're bookies?
01:06:41Is that all this is?
01:06:43You're going to say on camera that you made a big mistake.
01:06:48You have a gambling problem.
01:06:50But you're seeking help.
01:06:52Rehabbing God.
01:06:54Hoping for a healing miracle.
01:06:57I'll never do it.
01:07:00I'm glad you said it.
01:07:02Now, here is the stick.
01:07:12No.
01:07:14You will say a few words on camera.
01:07:16I quit the team.
01:07:18And Dora gets to keep a pretty face.
01:07:20Thanks.
01:07:27This is a KGB Rishud spy gun.
01:07:35It fires one bullet.
01:07:39If you don't want said bullet in your girlfriend's skull,
01:07:43then do as I command.
01:07:44All right.
01:07:50I'll do it.
01:07:51Hey, it's me again.
01:08:09I just want to make sure you're okay.
01:08:13We're okay.
01:08:15Pauly.
01:08:16Pauly.
01:08:21Lip cream is always the answer.
01:08:30But you've abandoned me too.
01:08:33Bye.
01:08:35Back to the store.
01:08:36I cannot believe this.
01:08:41I know, right?
01:08:46What's going on?
01:08:48It's unreal.
01:08:51It's Troy.
01:08:52I've been busted match fixing.
01:08:54Coach, I'm...
01:08:54I'm really sorry.
01:08:56And to my teammates.
01:08:57And to the whole campus.
01:08:58I screwed up.
01:08:59And I'm prepared to accept whatever's coming.
01:09:01Okay.
01:09:06Where have you been?
01:09:19I have been calling and calling.
01:09:23We should talk.
01:09:24Yes. Yes, we should.
01:09:26Someone is distributing fake AI confessions of you.
01:09:28Mindy just tried to fake me out with one, too.
01:09:30I think it's the same people behind the bank.
01:09:32It's not AI.
01:09:34Okay? It's real.
01:09:36It's me.
01:09:37What?
01:09:40It was all me.
01:09:42You took a briar?
01:09:45Yeah.
01:09:48I mean, but...
01:09:49Why would you say that?
01:09:52I mean, why would you have me look into it for you?
01:09:55I...
01:09:56I was setting up an alibi.
01:09:58Okay, but I got caught.
01:10:00By who?
01:10:01The authorities.
01:10:03Who exactly?
01:10:04Look, this doesn't involve you, okay?
01:10:09Just back off.
01:10:10Oh.
01:10:11No, no.
01:10:11Something else is going on here.
01:10:13For fuck's sake, Toru.
01:10:15Don't you get it?
01:10:16I was using you.
01:10:18Thank you for making it so easy for me.
01:10:21Especially last night.
01:10:22You don't mean that.
01:10:29Tori, just tell me which authorities.
01:10:31I will talk to them.
01:10:32It doesn't matter.
01:10:34Okay, it's too late.
01:10:35Tori, please!
01:10:37God, for fuck's sake!
01:10:38What don't you understand?
01:10:40You're just a dorky, plain Jane little nerd.
01:10:43I'm the captain of the hockey team,
01:10:45and you're a little ex-virgin.
01:10:47You're always dumping your feelings on me.
01:10:50It's not worth the hassle.
01:10:51I'm sorry, Dora.
01:10:59But it's the only way to keep you safe.
01:11:05I should have known.
01:11:07Of course, someone like Tori wouldn't want to be with me.
01:11:09I'm sorry, Dora, but it's the only way to keep you safe.
01:11:17I should have known.
01:11:19Of course, someone like Troy wouldn't want to be with me.
01:11:21I count this for you.
01:11:23I-I count this for you.
01:11:25I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I.
01:11:34I don't believe any of those moments of Nina Fletcher.
01:11:36He's a hockey player, not an actor.
01:11:39Something else is coming up.
01:11:42Something mean will push me away.
01:11:44Yeah.
01:11:44Yeah.
01:11:44My God, it's a camera.
01:12:14The program that you used to make Troy's voice, tell me.
01:12:25Go away, Laura.
01:12:27Screw you.
01:12:28Just send me a link.
01:12:30No.
01:12:31It was real.
01:12:33I'll punch you again.
01:12:44I just need one minute in his room to put my plan into motion.
01:12:55Who is it?
01:12:57Hey, it's Dora.
01:12:58Sorry, I thought you'd be at hockey.
01:13:03Got kicked off the team, remember?
01:13:05Of course he did, you idiot.
01:13:08I'm just looking for my hair clips.
01:13:14They're not here.
01:13:17You shouldn't be here, Dora.
01:13:18I don't want you here.
01:13:20It's alright.
01:13:21I made a pact with myself.
01:13:22If my hair clips aren't in there, I'll just...
01:13:24I'll just go.
01:13:29They're not here.
01:13:31Okay.
01:14:01Wait, Troy, before you go, I have information about the money in your bank account.
01:14:16You found out we put it there?
01:14:19Yeah.
01:14:20Yeah, my friend, she has a name.
01:14:22So we can take this evidence to the cops?
01:14:24Yes.
01:14:25Meet me in the library at 1.
01:14:26I'll have all the information then.
01:14:40Why can't you take Dai for an answer, Dora?
01:14:43You're ruining everything.
01:14:53Oh, good to see you there.
01:14:55I thought you were a book.
01:14:56It's probably because you can't read.
01:14:58Yes, you can.
01:14:59Right?
01:15:00Mindy, I really don't have time for this.
01:15:04Because you're too busy being alone?
01:15:07Yeah.
01:15:08You are exhausting.
01:15:11Alright, just do me a favor.
01:15:14Get some real friends.
01:15:15Get some therapy, please.
01:15:17Before you end up being the one who is all left alone.
01:15:25Leo.
01:15:26Hi.
01:15:27You're just in time to watch me destroy war.
01:15:30Get lost.
01:15:32Dora.
01:15:33We need to talk.
01:15:35What?
01:15:36Apologize to me.
01:15:38Now.
01:15:39Get lost.
01:15:40No.
01:15:48Get lost.
01:15:59Leo, right now is really not a good time.
01:16:01Okay, I'm expecting someone.
01:16:02I know.
01:16:03I talked to Troy about the situation.
01:16:05He's talking with the coach right now, okay?
01:16:07He sent me here to talk with you.
01:16:09Who transferred the money into his account?
01:16:12Troy wouldn't tell you that.
01:16:18It was you.
01:16:19You were the one that hit the camera.
01:16:20You were the one who set up Troy.
01:16:21Keep your voice down.
01:16:22Set up Troy?
01:16:23Keep your voice down.
01:16:24Why would you do that?
01:16:25He's your friend.
01:16:26The team needs him.
01:16:27They're gonna lose without him.
01:16:28That's the point.
01:16:29I owe a lot of money to some seriously dangerous people.
01:16:30That's how I want you to pay it off.
01:16:31By losing?
01:16:32Duh.
01:16:33The bets are in.
01:16:34There's no way they're gonna win now.
01:16:35Unless you screwed up.
01:16:36What about Troy's future?
01:16:37He'll never go pro.
01:16:38This could follow him around for the rest of his life.
01:16:39That's the free market, baby.
01:16:44Now I'm free.
01:16:45So we'll go into a good cops.
01:16:51ע
01:17:06You're not going anywhere, moron.
01:17:12You wouldn't hurt me.
01:17:13Of course not.
01:17:14Big Mike? I'm surprised you even got out of the alley.
01:17:19You organized that?
01:17:21Well, Big Mike contributed to the idea and he is the hitman.
01:17:25Hitmen hit people.
01:17:27You're a monster.
01:17:28Me? He's the hitman?
01:17:30Why'd you have to stick your nerdy nose in my business in the first place?
01:17:33We are in public space, you idiot.
01:17:38If you don't come with me right now, be quiet.
01:17:41I'll make sure Big Mike finishes what he started on Troy.
01:17:46Okay.
01:17:48Come.
01:17:50Let's go.
01:18:03I know it wasn't you.
01:18:04I found a way to reveal who set you up.
01:18:06I'm meeting them in a library at what?
01:18:17Oh, come on.
01:18:18Pick up Dora.
01:18:19She would never leave this.
01:18:32Have you guys seen Dora?
01:18:33Who?
01:18:36Come on, stop acting like an insecure bitch for two seconds.
01:18:38She's in danger.
01:18:39Promise?
01:18:42Relax.
01:18:43I saw her leave with Leo like 20 minutes ago.
01:18:46Leo?
01:18:47Why was he with Dora?
01:18:52You gotta kick her to the curb, bro.
01:18:55Thanks guys.
01:18:56I appreciate you.
01:18:57I'll pay you back ASAP.
01:19:03I'm drunk!
01:19:05Holy shit.
01:19:07It's been Leo this whole time.
01:19:08Come on, Mike.
01:19:09Pick up!
01:19:14Leo, this is crazy.
01:19:15We've known each other forever.
01:19:16We can fix this.
01:19:17I...
01:19:18We're in way too deep.
01:19:20It got big, Mike.
01:19:22We burned you.
01:19:24Bullshit.
01:19:26Hey, the hockey game's coming up.
01:19:28People...
01:19:29If you don't show up, people are...
01:19:30They're gonna start asking serious questions.
01:19:32Okay.
01:19:33What?
01:19:34What?
01:19:35What?
01:19:36Talking more does not fucking help.
01:19:37Why did you even help Troy?
01:19:38Want to get laid or something?
01:19:39Made a deal?
01:19:40For what?
01:19:41He's gonna help me get your attention.
01:19:42Then I was gonna trace some money.
01:19:43Well, you got my attention now.
01:19:44Why did you even help, Troy? Wanted to get laid or something?
01:19:48You made a deal.
01:19:50For what?
01:19:53You were just going to help me get your attention, and then I was going to trace the money.
01:19:57Well, you got my attention now.
01:20:03Yeah.
01:20:05I see why Big Mike likes this.
01:20:10Actually, a turn-on to feel someone fully under your power.
01:20:14Do you remember what you told me about losing your virginity?
01:20:22I don't know if I'm a day late, but I've still got a few minutes.
01:20:32Oh, you little bitch.
01:20:37I hope it hurts.
01:20:39You're a little spicy.
01:20:41That's why I like it.
01:20:43I would rather die than let you touch me.
01:20:46We can do both.
01:20:47I'm sure Big Mike wants a slice, too.
01:20:48Am I? You up for that?
01:20:50I never look up to you.
01:20:52You are not kind, brave, or courageous.
01:20:57Not even a good hockey player.
01:20:59I mean, Troy sets up half your shots.
01:21:01Bullshit.
01:21:04I mean, if Troy was playing the scouts, they wouldn't even take a second to look at you.
01:21:08Shut the fuck up.
01:21:09You don't even know what you're talking about.
01:21:10No, it's true.
01:21:11Your entire team knows that Troy carries you.
01:21:14Do you know how much they're going to hate you when they find out they were betrayed?
01:21:17Shut the fuck up.
01:21:18I said shut up.
01:21:19Come on.
01:21:20Do it.
01:21:21Now you're going to be a woman-hitting coward, too.
01:21:23Shut up.
01:21:23Shut up.
01:21:24Shut up.
01:21:31What the fuck did you do to her?
01:21:45Nothing she didn't deserve.
01:21:48Big Mike gets here.
01:21:48He'll take care of both of you, too.
01:21:50No, Liam.
01:21:51He's not coming.
01:21:53If you hurt us, that is on you.
01:21:57It's okay.
01:22:00Stay there.
01:22:01Get back with her.
01:22:02Why, dickhead?
01:22:03What's your plan?
01:22:05I'll tie both of you up.
01:22:07And then I'm going to lock the door.
01:22:09And do what?
01:22:10Go play?
01:22:12Then I'm going to light a little fire.
01:22:14And then I'll go play.
01:22:17Now, see, you're not so stupid now, huh?
01:22:19Keep it up, Liam.
01:22:20I already called the cops.
01:22:22Yeah, prove it.
01:22:23Let me see.
01:22:27Oh, I'm going to gut you, man.
01:22:28I'm going to get you.
01:22:29Hey, I'm going to cut you.
01:22:30Boy, no.
01:22:32I don't care, Dora.
01:22:34He's not going to hurt you.
01:22:38It's a police!
01:22:39It's a police!
01:22:39Did he hurt you?
01:23:03I'm fine.
01:23:03You have to hurry.
01:23:04No, it's fine.
01:23:07He's out.
01:23:08I'm going to call the cops right now.
01:23:09We can still make it to the hockey game.
01:23:12It's too late.
01:23:13I'm finished.
01:23:14No one's going to believe anything I say now.
01:23:16I'm going to call the cops right now.
01:23:31Coach.
01:23:34What are you doing?
01:23:35Get out.
01:23:36Get off the premises.
01:23:37Come on, just give me two minutes to explain.
01:23:39You know how much damage you've done?
01:23:41Listen, Troy had nothing to do with the match fixie.
01:23:43It was Leo, right?
01:23:44He did it to pay off his debts.
01:23:47What?
01:23:48He's a gambler.
01:23:49Okay, getting me off the team squareded away with the people he owes money to.
01:23:52Where is he, right?
01:23:53I've been calling him for two hours.
01:23:55He's with the police.
01:23:56I have the number if you want to check with him.
01:23:59But you have to let Troy play.
01:24:00I don't have time for these fairy tales.
01:24:02I want you off the premises.
01:24:03The security's going to kick you out.
01:24:07Come on, let's go.
01:24:08I'll pay respect, Coach.
01:24:12You are an idiot.
01:24:14Dora.
01:24:15No, no, no.
01:24:16He needs to hear this.
01:24:17Do you know how badly you're going to get trolled
01:24:18when they find out that you lost the biggest game of the season
01:24:21because you wouldn't let your best player play?
01:24:31Let's go.
01:24:31Whatever bitchy thing you were about to say, save it.
01:24:57I am way too happy to waste any time on you.
01:25:01The girls are here to witness me not saying this.
01:25:05But you did good.
01:25:08Troy played and we won.
01:25:12Because of you.
01:25:13Big enough to accept that?
01:25:22Also big enough to know that you will always be a girl-bullying bitch.
01:25:26I am.
01:25:31But now it's time for you to thank me.
01:25:33For what?
01:25:35For letting people see you with me when I bully you.
01:25:38It's a special relationship.
01:25:40I'm not friends.
01:25:42Just try stopping me.
01:25:43Hey, I'm looking everywhere for you.
01:25:59Is there a reason you're still not dressed?
01:26:02I just couldn't wait any longer to see you.
01:26:04You were amazing out there.
01:26:06The scouts, they couldn't keep their eyes off of you.
01:26:10It's crazy.
01:26:10Three of them want me to go see them.
01:26:11And I think Leo's crazy shit is just a fantastic story for the media.
01:26:17Hold your dreams for coming, too.
01:26:20Not all of you.
01:26:26Sure, you want to go get pizza with the boys to celebrate?
01:26:34Not pizza.
01:26:37Noodles?
01:26:37Noodles?
01:26:41I just think it's getting better and better.
01:27:01Because it's you and me.
01:27:05I love you like crazy.
01:27:06And you love me.
01:27:10Right?
01:27:13Yes.
01:27:15You're really adorable.
01:27:18I love you like crazy.
01:27:27Thank you for saving me.
01:27:29You saved me first.
01:27:30I'm really glad you were the one I lost my virginity to.
01:27:36I'm not going to argue with that.
01:27:40You're a really good tutor, you know.
01:27:43I'm glad you think so, because...
01:27:45I have another lesson for you.
01:27:47And I think you're really going to like me.
01:27:49I'm really good.
01:27:58Hey!
01:27:59I'm not trying to leave you alone.
01:28:02I'm Have a fun dériem.
01:28:04I'm not trying to beacunful.
01:28:05Sometimes I'm not trying to leave me.
01:28:06But then...
01:28:07I just haven't got one yea.
01:28:07Olympic Games
01:28:08And we're so lucky inANGLE, yeah?
01:28:08It's going to be too soon.
01:28:10That's gonna travel.
01:28:11So we're going in...
01:28:13We were like,Listen.
01:28:16I wonder what Towards the Representative
01:28:16do, man.
01:28:17Yes.
01:28:17I wonder what to do...
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