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00:29He's just a hollow dent
00:32Transliterated nonsense, not heaven sent
00:35They called him Simon
00:37He listens, how quaint
00:39Then greeked him up with Petra
00:41How very restraint
00:50Four centuries late
00:52But who's keeping score?
00:54Rome wrote the script
00:56Then rewrote some more
00:58They gave up popes
01:00With heavenly keys
01:02And told us its truth
01:03While rewriting with ease
01:05It's a house of cards
01:07Built on sand and lies
01:09From balls or rants
01:11To fabricated skies
01:13So gather your scrolls
01:15O righteous fraud
01:16And bow to the plot
01:18All hail your gods
01:19All hail your gods
01:20All hail your gods
01:21The gospels arrive
01:24Long after the show
01:26Eyewitnesses
01:27Not just a good flow
01:30Shimon became Peter
01:31Then Petros
01:32Then stone
01:33So many translations
01:35The truth's overthrown
01:36So many translations
01:37The truth's overthrown
01:39Paul hated Peter
01:40But used his name
01:41To spice up Mark's tale
01:42And rise to fame
01:43Luke just patched it
01:45With fables and flair
01:47A gospel of guesses
01:49Built from hot air
01:57Luke just patched it
01:58Luke just patched it
02:00Luke just capsed it
02:01Luke just patched it
02:02With fables and flair
02:03Luke just patched it
02:10Luke just patched it
02:11With fables and flair
02:12A gospel of guesces
02:13Built from hot air
02:15It's a house of cards
02:16Built on sand and lies
02:17So gather your scrolls, oh righteous frauds, and bow to the plot. All hail your gods!
02:27Matthew's so shy, he forgot to sign. Pilate met zombies, now that's divine.
02:49Disciples ordered not to speak a word, yet somehow Christ was all that was heard.
02:58It's a house of cards, all kings and queens, stacked by scribes with religious dreams.
03:06So light up the incense, forget the frauds, and worship the myth. All hail your gods!
03:13The stones cry out, but not in Greek. Toads still waiting while they play hide and seek.
03:20So build your church on the shifting sands. It's fraught with flair and sleight of hands.
03:43So for all you...
03:50So...