00:00Nice shot. Thanks. You visiting from Dallas? Now what makes you say that?
00:08Got some boots without a speck of dirt. Fancy hat. Right. I'm guessing lawyer and
00:13town for the weekend. Try again. Venture capitalist. Boring. Tech bro. Wow, you're
00:17just being rude now, aren't you? I got accepted into art school in France, but
00:25can't cover a plane ticket, much less housing. The honeypot Harris wants you.
00:34Dawn, I've got an idea. You want me to audition for the honeypot? Once you're
00:39eliminated, you're already gonna be in Paris. To a hot French man. Champagne.
00:48No, thank you. I'm moisturizing. We are getting ready. Oh my god. We're in Paris, Texas. What, have we just been up there circling for nine hours?
01:02You're not wrong. That was not very green of us. Prepare to meet your bachelor.
01:09Are you the honey? Now I told you I wasn't a tech bro. I thought that I was
01:16going to Paris, France. This isn't what I signed up for. French men are overrated.
01:20I'm gonna prove it to you. Oh, they look good. I'm Trey McAllen. Giddy up. Ladies.
01:24Interesting bunch, isn't it? I mocked up a photo of what our kids would look like. Oh! He has your lips.
01:30That's terrifying. Welcome to Cowboy Boot Camp. You don't stand a chance dressed like that.
01:40Figured we spend the day getting a little dirty together.
01:49Watch this.
01:50Oh! Call the lawyers.
01:53One minute I'm convinced you hate this life. The next, I can't see you doing anything different.
02:01I don't hate this. I just hate that it's the only thing I've ever known.
02:06You and I have something special. I don't know why you keep trying to pretend we don't.
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