I'm Done Being A Yes-Man - Full Movie

BuzzPix

2 months ago

Transcript

00:00:00Oh, my God.

00:00:03Um, Stella, can you please fill this car down?

00:00:08You know, according to the California Motor Department of Vehicles.

00:00:10Christ, why'd you bring this fucking loser?

00:00:12He's really killing my life.

00:00:13If I don't keep him on a leash, then we don't get his daddy's fancy car.

00:00:16If I flirt, then we get to ride a little up with luxury.

00:00:19Savage. God, I love you.

00:00:21No, no, Stella, please.

00:00:26Relax, Enzo.

00:00:27I'm just having a little fun.

00:00:29I thought you liked having fun with me.

00:00:33No, I do. I do.

00:00:35Seriously, it was just, you know, we need to...

00:00:37What did I do?

00:00:45What was that?

00:00:45Did I just kill someone?

00:00:48Oh, my God.

00:00:50No, no, no, no.

00:00:51You didn't do this.

00:00:53This car is technically in Enzo's name.

00:00:55So, actually, it's on him.

00:00:56No, no, I wasn't the one driving.

00:01:01Yeah?

00:01:02But you let a drunk minor behind the wheel.

00:01:04So this is your fault!

00:01:05No.

00:01:05No, no, no.

00:01:06Enzo, Enzo, please.

00:01:08You are the heir to the Quinn Corporation.

00:01:09If you plead guilty, you'll get off with a slap on the wrist.

00:01:12Meanwhile, I am just the daughter of your family's chauffeur.

00:01:17A low-class nobody.

00:01:19They'll take me to jail, and then I'll never see you again.

00:01:22Yeah, dude.

00:01:23What kind of man lets a girl take the fall?

00:01:25Enzo, I'm begging you.

00:01:27I know how you feel about me.

00:01:28I'll make it worth your while once you're free,

00:01:30and then we can finally be together.

00:01:32How does that sound?

00:01:33Okay, I'll do it.

00:01:42Wait for me.

00:01:43I'll be back, okay?

00:01:44Okay.

00:01:45We have to go.

00:01:49Fuck.

00:01:52Wait!

00:01:53Police!

00:01:53Put your hands in the air!

00:01:55Oh, Stella!

00:02:02Oh, my gosh!

00:02:04Oh, I'm so happy to see you.

00:02:06Oh, you finally came to be on the air.

00:02:07I'd love to, but...

00:02:09I don't have the money right now.

00:02:11Oh, you know, that's okay.

00:02:13You can just grab my dad's checkbook.

00:02:14All right?

00:02:16Here, it's in the safe.

00:02:18Find a painting in the closet.

00:02:20The code is 0814.

00:02:22And he's on a business trip, so he shouldn't notice.

00:02:25Perfect.

00:02:27Don't tell anyone about it, all right?

00:02:29The account is linked to my father's trust,

00:02:31which has billions of dollars.

00:02:34So, it's basically a blank chipbook.

00:02:36You don't say.

00:02:40Tony, the code is 0814.

00:02:43Write yourself a check for however much you want.

00:02:45This moron basically said it's a bottomless well.

00:02:49What are you talking about, Stella?

00:02:50What are you doing right now?

00:02:51Don't look at me like that.

00:02:54You offered to help.

00:02:54Because I'd do anything for you.

00:02:56I gave your father a job.

00:02:58I let you both move in with me.

00:03:00I paid you.

00:03:01I fed you.

00:03:02Stella, I'm in love with you.

00:03:06How sweet.

00:03:10But I'd rather die than be caught with a fugly, weak nerd like yourself.

00:03:13Your family might be rich, but your social suicide...

00:03:16So, if you'll excuse me,

00:03:18I'm going to spend your family's fortune with a man of my dream before you rot in jail.

00:03:23Bye-bye.

00:03:24No.

00:03:24Stella, please.

00:03:25Please, why?

00:03:27Why?

00:03:28Why, Stella?

00:03:29Enzo Quinn, heir to the Quinn fortune, has been found guilty of vehicular manslaughter.

00:03:36Facing a 10-year sentence, Quinn will be held in a juvenile...

00:03:39Enzo!

00:03:41Really?

00:03:42Give me a second, please.

00:03:43Please give me a second, please.

00:03:45I didn't do it.

00:03:47I didn't do it, okay?

00:03:48You have to blame me.

00:03:48I know.

00:03:49Of course you didn't.

00:03:51This isn't you.

00:03:51Just give me some time, my dad's a lawyer.

00:03:53I'll figure out a way to get you out.

00:03:56I never even give you the time of day.

00:03:59I was a jerk to you.

00:04:00Why would you help me?

00:04:02Well, when you love someone, you don't need a reason.

00:04:07Here.

00:04:09Just take this, okay?

00:04:12That's enough.

00:04:13Let's go.

00:04:14I'll prove you're innocent, Enzo.

00:04:16I'll leave no stone unturned.

00:04:18I should have noticed you.

00:04:19I should have been there for you.

00:04:20Let's go.

00:04:21Let's go.

00:04:23What a fucking simp.

00:04:34What should we buy first?

00:04:35A new getaway car?

00:04:36No, we need to be smart about this.

00:04:39That troll Lily's already sniffing around.

00:04:41Dead set on freeing her little Romeo.

00:04:45Shit.

00:04:46And Enzo already knows.

00:04:47It's us as soon as he tips her off.

00:04:50Then we'll just have to make him disappear.

00:04:52How do we do that?

00:04:54Babe, we have all the money in the world.

00:04:58We'll just pay someone to do it.

00:05:02No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:05:04Please, please.

00:05:05No, no, no, no.

00:05:08Stella, send her regards.

00:05:10I'm so sorry, Lily.

00:05:30If I could go back in time, I would cherish every moment with you.

00:05:34And I would make Stella pay.

00:05:36And I would make Stella pay.

00:05:36No, no, no, no, no.

00:05:59Phelous?

00:06:01Let's go! Are you alright?

00:06:07Really?

00:06:11Hi! Oh, thank God it's you.

00:06:16Oh, that must have been a dream.

00:06:19Are you feeling okay? You just fainted while we were studying.

00:06:22Studying?

00:06:31Five, seven, one...

00:06:35Enzo, what's wrong?

00:06:38Why are they still practicing the season out of October 30th?

00:06:41It's the 30th of August, the season just started. Is everything okay?

00:06:50Holy shit! Did this thing take me back in time?

00:06:55Holy shit! Did this thing take me back in time?

00:07:01Oh, there's no blood and no scar. I can give him another chance to make things right.

00:07:08What the hell, Tony? You could have broken his nose!

00:07:11Oh, chill out. Come on, I barely tapped him. Besides, a broken nose would only improve his face.

00:07:17I'm fine, Lily. I'm fine.

00:07:18You know, maybe you'd actually win if you learned how to throw.

00:07:21What did you just say, you PBS-looking bitch?

00:07:24Stella, I think these bottom feeders forgot their place.

00:07:31No, they know where they stand on the food chain.

00:07:34Enzo, go get Tony a soda.

00:07:38Stella, send your regards.

00:07:42I'll never forget this narcissistic bitch destroyed my life and tried to end it.

00:07:46After all I've done for her, all the gifts and money, a room in my family's mansion,

00:07:51she took me for granted.

00:07:54But now, I can get revenge.

00:07:56Stella, is your little lapdog going to obey?

00:08:00What?

00:08:01No, he's literally obsessed with me.

00:08:03He does whatever I say.

00:08:05Watch.

00:08:07Enzo, forget about Tony.

00:08:10Why don't you look at me at soda?

00:08:11It's so hot out here.

00:08:13And is it anything I wouldn't do for a drink?

00:08:16Sure.

00:08:18Stella, anything for you.

00:08:20Whoa, you've got him completely wrapped around your finger.

00:08:22You've never seen a guy so down bad before.

00:08:24I know, he's so cringe.

00:08:26He's one step away from getting Stella tattooed on his forehead.

00:08:30I give his life purpose.

00:08:31I consider him a charity case.

00:08:33Shh.

00:08:34He's coming back.

00:08:34He's practically drooling like a dog.

00:08:36Careful, he may start umping your leg.

00:08:39What took you so long?

00:08:41No wonder you're not on the football team.

00:08:46Give it to me.

00:08:53Here.

00:08:54Must be thirsty.

00:08:59Here.

00:09:01Must be thirsty.

00:09:02Thanks, Enzo.

00:09:03Whoa.

00:09:04I think your doormat's going a pair of balls.

00:09:06Stella, you gonna let him play you like that?

00:09:09What are you doing?

00:09:10That was for me.

00:09:11No.

00:09:11I actually bought it with my own money, so I can give it to whoever I want.

00:09:14Are you on your last brain cell?

00:09:16Who do you think you're talking to?

00:09:18Who do you think you're talking to?

00:09:19Hmm?

00:09:20Or did you forget my family's name because you were singing an awfully different tune when

00:09:24you begged my dad to write you that college recommendation letter?

00:09:28Stella, isn't he the son of one of your family's servants?

00:09:31What are you doing with the college recommendation letter from his dad?

00:09:36Oh, is that what she said?

00:09:38Fine.

00:09:39Why don't I just call my driver and let everyone know who's really the child of a servant?

00:09:43Or how about I stick my fist down your throat for being such a jackass?

00:09:46Hey, leave him alone.

00:09:47Aww, they're protecting each other.

00:09:51Just like stray dogs at the pound.

00:09:54Tony, save your energy.

00:09:56Just let me talk to him.

00:10:02Listen, I don't know if this is because of Tony or what, but if you expose me, I'll never

00:10:06speak to you again.

00:10:07And I know how you really feel about me, so do you really want to jeopardize us?

00:10:13Why don't I tell you how I really feel about you?

00:10:15Why don't I tell you how I really feel about you?

00:10:20I can't just cut her off now.

00:10:22If I want her to suffer, like she made me suffer, I need to draw this out.

00:10:28You're right.

00:10:30I'm just jealous because I'm madly in love with you.

00:10:34I knew it.

00:10:36You never could resist me.

00:10:38This isn't how to get my attention.

00:10:41I like the soft boy who obeys my every command.

00:10:44Think you can do that?

00:10:47Of course.

00:10:49Good!

00:10:49Now, if you just buy me new pom-poms and pick up my drive cleaning and wax my Cadillac,

00:10:55then maybe I'll forgive you.

00:10:59And fuck it up.

00:11:01She'll make you lick her shoes.

00:11:03Oh, you're just feeling his wet dreams.

00:11:06Guys, we've wasted enough time with these losers.

00:11:08I'm going to get a jinx on the big game.

00:11:10Oh, speaking of, we should celebrate after the Casa Calabria.

00:11:14My treat.

00:11:15Every meal there's like $200.

00:11:17You want, like that's expensive?

00:11:19Invite everybody.

00:11:20Let's make it a party.

00:11:22Except for you two, because they have a dress code.

00:11:25Like, I don't think you'd get in.

00:11:34Stella's such a snake.

00:11:36After everything you've done for her, she's going to humiliate you for being her servant's son?

00:11:43Sorry.

00:11:44I shouldn't have said anything.

00:11:45I know you like her.

00:11:47I know you like her.

00:11:48Nope.

00:11:53She means nothing to me now.

00:11:59I never realized that you're always by my side, and I will never ignore you again.

00:12:06Did you mean it?

00:12:08I promise.

00:12:11Let's go.

00:12:15Lily!

00:12:17Hey!

00:12:18How many times do I just have this mouth breather?

00:12:20I don't drink milk.

00:12:22Why would I care about that?

00:12:24I got this tray for Lily.

00:12:25Are you just making me jealous?

00:12:27This is payback for Tony?

00:12:28Definitely payback of some kind.

00:12:30He's just like a lap dog, just begging for her crumbs.

00:12:33I could have any guy that I want.

00:12:35You should feel lucky to have the privilege of getting my lunch.

00:12:38Oh, yeah?

00:12:39Yeah, I'm sure all these guys line up for you.

00:12:42Around that street corner where you work.

00:12:44You want to say that again?

00:12:48You guys, come on.

00:12:54Stop.

00:12:54It's going too far.

00:12:56If you don't want to end up like your freak friend, I suggest you keep your trap shut.

00:13:00All right, guys.

00:13:01Bring your leftovers over here.

00:13:03I'm worried this beta cuck doesn't get enough to eat at night.

00:13:05Tony, come on.

00:13:09Stop it.

00:13:09What's the matter?

00:13:10I strike a nerve?

00:13:14This little lap dog can bite, huh?

00:13:17Get him, Tony.

00:13:18I'll pay for his medical bill later.

00:13:25There's a limit to my patience.

00:13:27Tony, people are...

00:13:28Oh, I can't.

00:13:28What are you, some kind of fucking edgelord now?

00:13:38Come on, then.

00:13:39Fight back.

00:13:40You're a pussy.

00:13:41A nobody.

00:13:42Bitch son of a broke servant.

00:13:47Oh, fuck!

00:13:49If you think fighting's going to get my attention, you're pathetic.

00:13:52Oh, no.

00:13:53I am not fighting for you.

00:13:55Hey, what is going on here?

00:13:56I'm going to be here.

00:13:57Enzo, you're bleeding.

00:14:00I'm fine.

00:14:01Principal Harris.

00:14:02Enzo started it.

00:14:03It's his fault.

00:14:04I don't care who started it.

00:14:05All involved will be punished.

00:14:08Including you, little miss...

00:14:10Stella Quinn.

00:14:11As in, heir to the Quinn Corporation.

00:14:14You know, the family that funded the Bright Star Education Foundation.

00:14:18You mean, your family is the anonymous donor that gave $100 million to the school?

00:14:23Yep, I am.

00:14:25If that little simp wants to marry me so bad, he won't mind if I take his family's name early.

00:14:30That two-faced bitch.

00:14:33Now she's just blatantly stealing my identity.

00:14:36Fine.

00:14:36She can dig herself into a pit of lies.

00:14:39It'll feel even better to watch her fall.

00:14:42Principal Harris, I trust you'll deal with this matter accordingly?

00:14:46Listen, young man.

00:14:49This is grounds for expulsion.

00:14:51I'm going to call your parents right now.

00:14:52He didn't do anything.

00:14:53No, no, no, no, Lily.

00:14:54This is unacceptable.

00:14:56You're right.

00:14:56We should call all our parents involved right now and settle this mess.

00:14:59Yeah, call Stella's family while you're at it.

00:15:02I'm sure they'd want to know why their own servant's son is picking fights with their daughter.

00:15:06Nice one, Enzo.

00:15:07How are you going to get your family thrown out on the streets?

00:15:09That's okay.

00:15:10They're used to tents and park benches.

00:15:13No, yeah, why don't I just call my dad right now to smooth things over?

00:15:18If Enzo's dad comes, I'm ruined.

00:15:20Everyone will know I'm not the real heir.

00:15:22I can't let that happen.

00:15:24I'll save you the suffering.

00:15:26If you apologize in front of everyone, I'll forgive you for this little misstep.

00:15:30Stella, why are you acting nervous?

00:15:32Isn't he the son of your servant?

00:15:34Stella, make this punk suffer.

00:15:37Enzo knows what he did wrong.

00:15:38And my family taught me to give everyone a second chance.

00:15:42No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:15:44I have not learned my lesson.

00:15:46You should get my dad here immediately to settle this.

00:15:48Can you just drop it?

00:15:50Stop playing this out just to get my attention.

00:15:53I'm going to leave before you say anything else to risk your family's livelihood.

00:15:59You okay?

00:16:02Do you need this to me?

00:16:03I'm fine. I'm fine.

00:16:04You okay?

00:16:04Yeah.

00:16:05The cracks in her stories are already starting to show.

00:16:09Yo, look at that beauty.

00:16:13Sex on wheels.

00:16:14I think that's Stella's chauffeur's car.

00:16:17I've seen her get in it before.

00:16:18If I had a car like that, maybe Tony would notice me.

00:16:21Hey, if you're that desperate, then...

00:16:23I might know a guy.

00:16:25Hey, unlock the door, man.

00:16:33Hey!

00:16:35Kevin, what are you doing, man?

00:16:37I said unlock the door.

00:16:41I don't have time to drive you home today.

00:16:43I promised my daughter I'd drive her and Tony around.

00:16:47Hey!

00:16:48No, excuse me.

00:16:49Man, I pay your salary, not Stella.

00:16:51Watch your tone, kid.

00:16:52I know you've been pining after my daughter.

00:16:56You want to get with her.

00:16:57I'd say it's in your best interest to keep your future father-in-law happy.

00:17:01Besides, you two seem more suited for the bus, if anything.

00:17:07Kevin!

00:17:08What?

00:17:09I'm not messing around.

00:17:10Open the door.

00:17:11God, he's shameless.

00:17:13Hey, guys.

00:17:14You wanted to meet Stella's father, right?

00:17:16Here he is.

00:17:16A penniless fucking driver.

00:17:18Keep bluffing.

00:17:18Bluffing, we all know you're going to start wagging your tail the moment Stella shows up.

00:17:23Oh, yeah, right.

00:17:24I totally forgot.

00:17:25I'm so madly in love with her.

00:17:27I'm so madly in love with her.

00:17:29That's right.

00:17:31No matter how rich you are, as long as you keep groveling at my daughter's feet,

00:17:36she'll eventually replace you as the heir to the Quinn Corporation.

00:17:41Yeah, I forgot.

00:17:42I'm so madly in love with her.

00:17:44Kevin, I'll say this one more time.

00:17:50Open this door, or I'd be happy to call my father that you don't know who the big boss is, okay?

00:17:56Everyone is replaceable.

00:17:58What's up with this kid today?

00:18:00He's got more attitude than usual.

00:18:02Great timing, Stella.

00:18:04You're stalker and his raggedy girlfriend.

00:18:06You're trying to hitch a ride.

00:18:07Well, here comes Stella.

00:18:10She can teach this sucker a lesson.

00:18:12Oh, no.

00:18:12It looks like we don't have room for you guys today.

00:18:16Since I'm so giving, here's some bus fare.

00:18:22You know, Stella, I really underestimated you.

00:18:24How did a girl with nothing become such a spoiled brat?

00:18:27You want a repeat of the cafeteria, buddy?

00:18:30Seriously, Enzo?

00:18:31I just forgave you for what happened earlier.

00:18:33If this is your big attempt at getting my attention, newsflash, Enzo.

00:18:38I'm not going to fall for your little tantrum.

00:18:40Oh, yeah?

00:18:41Let's see who really throws a tantrum when they find out who owns the car, huh?

00:18:44Tony, open the door.

00:18:48Have fun with your fugly church mouse, busboy.

00:18:55Open the door!

00:18:56Hey, look, it's fine.

00:18:59I can take my own way home.

00:19:00It's fine.

00:19:01No!

00:19:02From now on, I'm going to start taking care of you, okay?

00:19:05Beginning with this.

00:19:06Dad, it's time to exterminate some pests.

00:19:14Dude, you can stop pretending, man.

00:19:16They're already gone.

00:19:18You and your little virgin friend can go hurry up before you miss the bus.

00:19:21God, Lily, are you brain dead?

00:19:23Or really just that desperate you'd choose this reject over a whole school of guys?

00:19:28Come on, Lily, stop.

00:19:30Aw, look at the meant for each other.

00:19:32Like bacneum body odor.

00:19:36Keep laughing, guys.

00:19:37Any moment now, you're going to find out who's really the heir to the Queen Corporation.

00:19:40Stop pretending, man.

00:19:42We all know that Stella's keeping your bargain bin family afloat because of her bleeding heart.

00:19:47What a moron.

00:19:48If you just kept kissing the ground she walked on like a good little simp, she'd continue to pay your way.

00:19:53Aw, instead you went and spazzed out.

00:19:55And you'll have to live with that guilt and humiliation.

00:19:57The only person who's going to regret anything today will be Stella.

00:20:04Just you wait.

00:20:05Watch.

00:20:06That car will be turning around in three.

00:20:10Let's stay back.

00:20:11I want to watch this blow up in his face.

00:20:13Two.

00:20:14Dude's really committed to the bit.

00:20:16One.

00:20:16They really came back?

00:20:33I apologize for my poor attitude earlier, sir.

00:20:37Oh, here.

00:20:37Please.

00:20:38Let me help you with that.

00:20:38Yeah.

00:20:39Yeah.

00:20:39Why did Stella allow her servant's son to use her car?

00:20:46All right.

00:20:47Come on, Lily.

00:20:48I know.

00:20:49And why is the driver acting like the simps the boss?

00:20:55Did you really have to report me to your father?

00:20:59You're never going to get Stella to keep acting like a petty bitch.

00:21:02If you have a problem with the way I handled things, I can help you resign, Kevin.

00:21:07No.

00:21:09That won't be necessary, sir.

00:21:10I just felt so bad for him.

00:21:13I mean, you know what a ride like that means to a charity case like him?

00:21:21Let's see how long you can keep up this little heiress routine without a petty tyranny.

00:21:25Oh!

00:21:26Almost forgot.

00:21:30For the bus ride.

00:21:32Oh!

00:21:34Oh, you scrawny, ungrateful piece of shit!

00:21:37Stella treated you with pity!

00:21:39Can you treat her like that?

00:21:42Ugh!

00:21:43Come out here and fight me like a man!

00:21:45Tony, save your energy.

00:21:47A commoner like that wouldn't know class if it slapped him in the face.

00:21:51She thinks she has me whipped.

00:21:53But she's about to learn who's really on the leash.

00:21:59Ugh!

00:21:59What's been with that little punk lately?

00:22:01He's been talking back to you.

00:22:02He's probably just jealous because you've been hanging around.

00:22:05No, I think it's because you're too nice to him.

00:22:07You really can't indulge people like that.

00:22:10They'll just stab you in the back.

00:22:12So this is how you want to play it, Enzo?

00:22:14I don't care if you kiss my feet and shower me in gifts.

00:22:18You're dead to me.

00:22:29There you go.

00:22:31Thanks.

00:22:32Nice house.

00:22:32Yeah, thank you.

00:22:34Yeah, that's great.

00:22:38Wow.

00:22:39I've never had a guy take me home before, but I'm just really happy that it was you.

00:22:43Um, my birthday is this Friday, and I was wondering if maybe you'd want to celebrate with me?

00:22:53That's right.

00:22:54Lily and Stella have the same birthday.

00:22:56I always threw Stella the biggest part as money could buy, so no one was around to celebrate Lily's.

00:23:01Yes.

00:23:02Of course.

00:23:03Lily, I am never missing your birthday again.

00:23:06You can count on that.

00:23:12See you later, okay?

00:23:13I was lost till I fell in your eyes.

00:23:21Have you won't you?

00:23:23Right.

00:23:24Feel like home.

00:23:33You're a little lag today.

00:23:35Almost cost me my job.

00:23:37You really want to make it harder to win over Stella?

00:23:40The only reason you're even still employed, Kevin,

00:23:42was because you were my father's trusted chauffeur for the past ten years.

00:23:46And I really don't give a shit what Stella thinks.

00:23:49Good luck locking her down with this petty bullshit.

00:23:54Petty?

00:23:55You live in a mansion with your daughter and make more than all the other employees, Kevin.

00:24:04I could make your life go away like that.

00:24:07All right?

00:24:09So shut your mouth and put the foot on the gas.

00:24:12Yes, sir.

00:24:14If he's starting to lose interest, then Stella's got to get him back.

00:24:21We deserve to be in the Quinn family, one way or another.

00:24:29Good afternoon there, Enzo.

00:24:31May I take your bag?

00:24:32Sure.

00:24:33Yeah.

00:24:33Thank you so much.

00:24:37Have your day, May.

00:24:39Very well, thank you, sir.

00:24:40Yes.

00:24:41Oh, May.

00:24:42So I was thinking this Friday night, I would love to host an extravagant birthday party

00:24:47at the mansion for a very special girl.

00:24:50Do you think we could contact Mr. Blake, the former White House event planner, to get everything

00:24:55organized?

00:24:56Of course, sir.

00:24:58And I hope you're hungry.

00:25:00Your father had top-grade carbonara shrimp flown in from Spain.

00:25:04The chef is preparing it now, and it will be ready right after your bath.

00:25:08May.

00:25:09You're the greatest.

00:25:10Thank you so much.

00:25:11We'll see you later.

00:25:14Look at that little creep, pretending like he's moved on from Stella.

00:25:19Still throwing a fancy birthday party for her.

00:25:22As long as she keeps his interest, we'll be marrying her to the Quinn fortune in no time.

00:25:36Take whatever you want.

00:25:37It's not that expensive anyway.

00:25:39What?

00:25:40These are all designer brand, limited edition.

00:25:43Any one of these could be tens of thousands of dollars.

00:25:45And this is Brady's original battle jersey.

00:25:50This thing's a certified relic.

00:25:52Keep it.

00:25:53My family can just buy more if we want to.

00:25:55Whatever I want, I get.

00:25:57You're so lucky.

00:25:58Sometimes I question the taste of old rich people.

00:26:01Like, this is so hideous, even my own grandmother wouldn't wear it.

00:26:04Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:26:07No, who said you could touch that?

00:26:09That heirloom was worth more than your life.

00:26:10Put it back.

00:26:11Put all of this back.

00:26:12Don't be such a buzzkill, Enzo.

00:26:14These are my guests.

00:26:15No, Stella.

00:26:16They're your frickin' mindless drones chasing after your fake fortune.

00:26:20You have no right to bring them into my parents' bedroom.

00:26:22You shouldn't even be here.

00:26:23What are you talking about?

00:26:24This is Stella's family mansion?

00:26:27You're lucky they even let you stay here.

00:26:29Who even let you into this wing?

00:26:31Don't you have some tanky servant's quarters to get back to?

00:26:34You know, Stella, I'm just gonna give you one chance to just come clean right now and tell everyone the truth,

00:26:40or you and your dad are gonna have to find somewhere else to live.

00:26:43What's it gonna be?

00:26:46Stop being so immature.

00:26:49I know that you're doing all of this because you're jealous of Tony.

00:26:53Stella, you want me to take care of this poser?

00:26:55Oh, you gotta be fucking joking, Stella.

00:26:57Are you letting him wear my jersey?

00:26:58No, take it off now.

00:27:01Be real.

00:27:02Both you and I know you can never afford this jersey.

00:27:05Stella bought it for you out of pity.

00:27:07You're a walking charity kid.

00:27:09Jesus.

00:27:10Oh, yeah, why don't I just find the certificate of authenticity and we can see who the ownership's on?

00:27:14Can you not be such a fucking spaz for one night, Enzo?

00:27:17It's just a dirty old jersey.

00:27:19What's the matter if he wears it?

00:27:20Stella, that dirty old jersey is the same jersey Tom Brady wore when he won his first Super Bowl.

00:27:25It's not nothing.

00:27:25And if you want me to like you, you'll let him wear it.

00:27:32Enzo, can you just stop killing the vibe?

00:27:34We all know you're acting out because you're just Stella.

00:27:37You're lucky Stella's so patient with you.

00:27:39I would have had the cops cart you off ages ago with your creepy ass Norman Bates act.

00:27:48Yeah, that's great.

00:27:49I said take it off.

00:27:50Enzo, stop.

00:27:52It's okay, babe.

00:27:54The kid wants to play?

00:27:56We can play.

00:27:57That's right.

00:28:13Come on, get up.

00:28:15Yeah, see what happens.

00:28:16Give me a reason to beat your ass.

00:28:19Get your fucking face in, motherfucker.

00:28:20What the hell is going on in here?

00:28:31Dad, hurry up and get Enzo out.

00:28:32He's acting like a savage.

00:28:34Wait, did you just call the chauffeur dad?

00:28:39No, I...

00:28:40Did I hear that right?

00:28:41The chauffeur's your dad?

00:28:43Well, Stella, you want to tell the truth?

00:28:45This nerd is like he's a completely different person now.

00:28:48Get off of me!

00:28:49Are you guys crazy?

00:28:53Stella is the heir to the Quinn Corporation.

00:28:55How could her father be a useless nobody?

00:28:57Right, Stella?

00:29:00Duh.

00:29:01If my father was some broke-ass chauffeur,

00:29:03I would literally throw myself off a cliff.

00:29:06And hey, this isn't even about me.

00:29:08Enzo's the one acting like a total psycho.

00:29:11She might be pushing the kid too far.

00:29:14I can't lose this job.

00:29:15It's getting late, Miss Stella.

00:29:17Maybe I should take your friends home?

00:29:20Why?

00:29:20We're just starting to have fun.

00:29:25Fine.

00:29:26Guys, my driver will take you home.

00:29:28We'll hang another time.

00:29:29What?

00:29:30Stella, why are you listening to him?

00:29:32I'm not.

00:29:33I just remembered I have a test tomorrow.

00:29:36I have to study.

00:29:37All right.

00:29:39Let's bounce.

00:29:44Aren't you forgetting something?

00:29:46Guys, leave the stuff.

00:29:48Hey, Mae.

00:30:07I'm sorry.

00:30:10Kevin!

00:30:11I am so happy you've made yourself so comfortable

00:30:13in my father's seat eating my dinner.

00:30:16Drop the attitude, kid.

00:30:18I drive your ass on every day.

00:30:21You think that's not exhausting?

00:30:23And I just sit down and eat something?

00:30:25I'm sorry.

00:30:27Kevin, do you see any of the other help

00:30:29doing what you're doing right now?

00:30:32Or is this just what you do

00:30:33to make yourself feel like a big man?

00:30:36Hmm?

00:30:37Because guess what?

00:30:38This house, that food, your car,

00:30:41all of it belongs to my dad,

00:30:43and I am sick of watching you

00:30:45take advantage of our name and generosity.

00:30:47Yes!

00:30:49Everyone is gone.

00:30:51Can you drop the act?

00:30:52I'm having my share.

00:30:54And Stella will have hers,

00:30:55just like any other night.

00:30:56And if there's anything left,

00:30:58feel free to have our scraps.

00:30:59Hmm.

00:31:01Hmm.

00:31:03Mae, can you come get our chapmasseus

00:31:04to come and give me a rubdown?

00:31:06And while you're at it,

00:31:07can you get that pastry guy

00:31:08from the Tokyo Ritz to send a

00:31:09warmt?

00:31:13I can't believe this is the woman

00:31:15I thought I loved.

00:31:20Mae, are you fucking deaf or dumb?

00:31:23Move your fugly feet

00:31:25and get out of here!

00:31:26Sweetheart.

00:31:27Long day, huh?

00:31:29Go on.

00:31:30Carbonero, strip.

00:31:32Must be now.

00:31:33So amazing.

00:31:34What are you still doing here?

00:31:38God, am I speaking Latin over here?

00:31:40Get moving or I'll get you fired.

00:31:44Yes, miss.

00:31:44No.

00:31:45No, no, no, Mae.

00:31:46You don't work for these people.

00:31:48Enzo, I've dealt with your bullshit all day.

00:31:52You're not going to win me back

00:31:53by acting like a total dickhead to us.

00:31:56Show some respect.

00:31:57Respect.

00:31:58Okay.

00:32:00Your father is a penniless driver

00:32:02that sits around here

00:32:03like a gluttonous oath

00:32:05and you are just his spoiled brat daughter

00:32:07drooling over an ounce of my fortune.

00:32:11I have more respect for a sewer rat

00:32:13than I do either of you.

00:32:16Let me tell you something.

00:32:18This whole push-pull thing you got going on

00:32:20isn't going to work.

00:32:21It's really starting to piss me off.

00:32:24Enzo,

00:32:25Stella's a straightforward girl.

00:32:27She doesn't like these mind games.

00:32:29If you want her to like you,

00:32:30just treat her well.

00:32:32It's too late.

00:32:33I only hung out with this dweeb

00:32:34because I felt sorry for him.

00:32:36But clearly,

00:32:37that went to his head.

00:32:39Maybe I should punish his sorry ass

00:32:41and ignore him

00:32:41until he learns his lesson.

00:32:43Remember, Enzo,

00:32:45you can't live without me.

00:32:49Really?

00:32:52You...

00:32:53You are decked out

00:32:55in thousands of dollars

00:32:56worth of pajamas

00:32:57and masks,

00:32:58all from my mom.

00:33:00And you think that

00:33:01I can't live without you.

00:33:04Ghost me all you want, Stella.

00:33:07I don't give a shit.

00:33:10I don't give a shit.

00:33:13What is your damage?

00:33:15You're acting more like a stuck-up bitch

00:33:17than a man.

00:33:17I didn't expect you,

00:33:19the mighty heir to the Quint Corp,

00:33:21to be such a cheapskate.

00:33:23We're only eating your food

00:33:24and using your things

00:33:26because we thought

00:33:27that you were offering them to us

00:33:29out of your generosity.

00:33:31Generosity?

00:33:32Please, Dad.

00:33:33He only gave us those things

00:33:35because he wanted to get in my pants.

00:33:37And now, what?

00:33:38Because Tony and I got close,

00:33:39you want to take it out on us?

00:33:41Let's go, Dad.

00:33:44Just looking at him

00:33:45makes me sick.

00:33:58Sir, are you okay?

00:34:04May I want you to take

00:34:05everything I've touched?

00:34:07The pajamas,

00:34:08the couches,

00:34:09even the goddamn utensils,

00:34:12throw it all out,

00:34:13it is tainted.

00:34:14Yes, sir.

00:34:17From now on,

00:34:18they are not to use

00:34:19a single thing

00:34:20that the Quint family owns.

00:34:22No more VIP treatment,

00:34:24no more fine dining,

00:34:26no more using my family's name

00:34:28to take advantage of me, okay?

00:34:30Let them see

00:34:31how it feels

00:34:32to be controlled.

00:34:36And someone

00:34:37has been pissing me off

00:34:38lately, Dad.

00:34:39I don't know how much longer

00:34:40I can fill up with it.

00:34:40Easy.

00:34:42He's just trying to get

00:34:43your attention,

00:34:43but you still got him

00:34:44eating out of the palm

00:34:46of your hand.

00:34:46What do you mean?

00:34:48I heard him

00:34:48tell Maid May

00:34:49to contact the former

00:34:50White House event planner

00:34:52for a huge party

00:34:53this Friday night.

00:34:54So, he's obviously

00:34:55planning your big

00:34:57birthday bash.

00:34:58That's why he's been

00:34:59acting so weird lately.

00:35:00I knew he wasn't over me.

00:35:03You can't let him forget

00:35:04who's in charge.

00:35:06Don't worry.

00:35:07When I'm done with him,

00:35:08I'll have him at my feet

00:35:10obeying my every.

00:35:11What are you doing?

00:35:16Hey, Kevin,

00:35:17I want you to pick up

00:35:18Lily first,

00:35:18then head to school.

00:35:19Huh.

00:35:23Oh, my God.

00:35:25Dad, we're gonna pick up

00:35:26Tony as usual.

00:35:27Let's go.

00:35:28Got it.

00:35:29Tony first,

00:35:29and off to school.

00:35:30Stop the car.

00:35:33What is your problem?

00:35:35Kevin,

00:35:35do we have a

00:35:36misunderstanding?

00:35:37Did I say to pick up

00:35:38Lily or Tony first?

00:35:41Because last time I checked,

00:35:42it's my family's car

00:35:43and we pay

00:35:44to go where we want.

00:35:46Come on, Enzo.

00:35:48Let's not start

00:35:48the morning off like this.

00:35:50We always pick up

00:35:51Tony and then...

00:35:51No, we always do

00:35:52what your daughter says.

00:35:53And today,

00:35:54I am ordering you

00:35:55to pick up Lily

00:35:57and Tony can fuck off.

00:35:59And if you have a problem

00:36:00with that,

00:36:01I'd be...

00:36:01I don't care for my father

00:36:03about your employment.

00:36:04Seriously?

00:36:05Lily, again?

00:36:06If you think dragging

00:36:07that waste of space

00:36:09into this

00:36:09is gonna make me jealous,

00:36:10you clearly haven't seen us

00:36:12side by side.

00:36:13She's a troll.

00:36:15A granny

00:36:16in hand-me-downs.

00:36:17Okay.

00:36:18You know what?

00:36:19I really don't feel like

00:36:20sharing my car today

00:36:21with an egotistical tramp

00:36:23like you.

00:36:24Excuse me?

00:36:25Oh, do you need your dad

00:36:26to open the door

00:36:27for you or no?

00:36:30You lost any chance

00:36:32you had with me?

00:36:33I hope you know that!

00:36:34And you never had a chance.

00:36:38Starting today,

00:36:39this is a private ride

00:36:40just for me

00:36:41and the people I approve.

00:36:43And if you have a problem

00:36:44with that,

00:36:45you can join your daughter

00:36:46on the street.

00:36:46Let's go see Lily.

00:37:02You're a fucking asshole,

00:37:04Enzo!

00:37:04You're gonna be

00:37:05the goddamn joke

00:37:05of the school!

00:37:06I am so done with you!

00:37:16Absolutely no chill!

00:37:33We all heard

00:37:34that you're such a creep

00:37:35to Stella

00:37:35that she couldn't even

00:37:36ride in the same car as you!

00:37:40Creep?

00:37:41Nah, man.

00:37:42I actually kicked her

00:37:43out of my car,

00:37:44but I'll do whatever

00:37:45the hell I want

00:37:45and it's none of your business.

00:37:47Christ!

00:37:48You're just a

00:37:49pathological liar!

00:37:51We all know

00:37:52that you're just

00:37:52the son of Stella's servant.

00:37:57God, Ben,

00:37:58quit poking the bear.

00:37:59The last thing I need

00:37:59is Enzo freaking out

00:38:00and blowing my cover!

00:38:03So how about

00:38:04you go apologize to Stella

00:38:06and lay off?

00:38:11Ben,

00:38:12you don't want to get

00:38:12expelled for this freak!

00:38:15Baby,

00:38:17why do you keep sticking up

00:38:28for him if he's being an ass?

00:38:30I mean,

00:38:30he's your servant's son,

00:38:32right?

00:38:34You don't want people

00:38:34getting the wrong idea

00:38:36like he's the Quinn heir.

00:38:37Please,

00:38:38if it weren't for me,

00:38:39his family wouldn't have

00:38:39food on the table.

00:38:40I'm just being generous.

00:38:42You're too sweet, babe.

00:38:50Speaking of,

00:38:51that scholarship you mentioned,

00:38:53how's that coming along?

00:38:55Well,

00:38:56the school only gives

00:38:57scholarships to the top student

00:38:58and you know

00:38:59who has the highest GPA.

00:39:03But if I tell him

00:39:03to hand it over,

00:39:04then he'll do it.

00:39:06You really think he'll agree?

00:39:08I mean,

00:39:08he's been acting

00:39:08like a little bitch lately,

00:39:10but he's still obsessed with me.

00:39:11If I ask him,

00:39:12he'll do it.

00:39:20All right,

00:39:20everyone,

00:39:21your exams are in.

00:39:24Some of you

00:39:24could have done

00:39:25a bit more studying,

00:39:27but others really

00:39:28went above and beyond.

00:39:29I hope you don't mind

00:39:30me singling you out

00:39:31like this,

00:39:31Enzo,

00:39:32but you really

00:39:34knocked it out of the park

00:39:35105%

00:39:36with extra points

00:39:38on the bonus question?

00:39:40He always does this

00:39:42and messes up the curve

00:39:43every time.

00:39:44Teacher's pet.

00:39:45I know he's a know-it-all.

00:39:46You need to be smart

00:39:47when you're poor

00:39:48and a loser.

00:39:49I'm really proud

00:39:50to announce

00:39:51that you earned

00:39:52the academic scholarship

00:39:53yet another year.

00:39:55Unless,

00:39:56of course,

00:39:56you plan on passing it up again

00:39:58like last time.

00:39:59Miss James,

00:40:01since Enzo

00:40:01doesn't need the scholarship,

00:40:03I think that we should

00:40:04give it to our football

00:40:04captain,

00:40:05Tony Whitman.

00:40:11I'm sorry.

00:40:12Stella,

00:40:12why would I not

00:40:13need the scholarship?

00:40:14I'm just the son

00:40:15of a lowly servant.

00:40:16Yeah,

00:40:17but we all know

00:40:17the Quins pay

00:40:18for everything you own.

00:40:19We're in their own

00:40:20little personal

00:40:20charity case.

00:40:22Exactly.

00:40:23Around Stella,

00:40:24it's all,

00:40:24yes, ma'am,

00:40:25no, ma'am.

00:40:26We all know

00:40:27you're just simping up

00:40:28to their family

00:40:28so they pay

00:40:29for your college.

00:40:31Enzo,

00:40:32what do you say?

00:40:33Are you going

00:40:33to be passing

00:40:34it up again

00:40:35this year?

00:40:39Enzo,

00:40:40are you going

00:40:41to be passing

00:40:42it up again

00:40:42this year?

00:40:48Miss James,

00:40:49I'm gonna take it.

00:40:51What the hell,

00:40:52Enzo?

00:40:52I told you,

00:40:53we're giving

00:40:53that scholarship

00:40:54to Tony.

00:40:55Hmm?

00:40:55Oh, sorry,

00:40:56if you want

00:40:57to talk to someone,

00:40:58you should probably

00:40:58decide on someone

00:40:59who cares.

00:41:00Yo,

00:41:01she feeds you,

00:41:02she clothes you,

00:41:03she lets you

00:41:03ride in her luxury cars.

00:41:05How are you

00:41:05going to gas yourself

00:41:06up like you're

00:41:06not some pathetic

00:41:07little leech?

00:41:08Tony actually works

00:41:09for what he has?

00:41:10He's not some

00:41:10clout-chasing bot.

00:41:12You're not even

00:41:12worthy of

00:41:13spit-shining his shoes.

00:41:14Oh yeah?

00:41:15If he worked so hard,

00:41:15why didn't he win it?

00:41:16Hmm?

00:41:18I don't know.

00:41:19Sounds like Stella

00:41:19won her boy toy

00:41:20on some pretty

00:41:20empty premises.

00:41:21All right,

00:41:25all right,

00:41:26let's settle down

00:41:27everyone,

00:41:27settle down.

00:41:28Stella,

00:41:29get back to your seat.

00:41:30Miss James,

00:41:31if you say anything else,

00:41:32I'll call my daddy

00:41:33and cut the funding

00:41:33to your department.

00:41:35Enzo,

00:41:35I told you

00:41:36we're giving that

00:41:37scholarship to Tony,

00:41:38so just...

00:41:38Why don't you just

00:41:43give that scholarship

00:41:44to Tony and we can

00:41:45forget about all

00:41:46the little arguments

00:41:47we've been having?

00:41:48We can go back

00:41:49to how things were.

00:41:50Wouldn't that be nice?

00:41:53Oh, Stella,

00:41:55if only you knew

00:41:55how ironic

00:41:56that question is.

00:41:58No!

00:41:58Okay?

00:41:59I do not want to go back

00:42:00to the way things were.

00:42:01In fact,

00:42:02I'm going to make sure

00:42:03that this cushy life

00:42:04you've been enjoying

00:42:05gets pulled out

00:42:06from your Prada wearing.

00:42:07I hate you!

00:42:08Oh, I hate you more.

00:42:09Stella,

00:42:10back to your seat.

00:42:12Now.

00:42:29Well, well, well,

00:42:31if it isn't Mr. High and Mighty.

00:42:33You know,

00:42:33you're getting pretty cocky

00:42:34during class today.

00:42:38Can I help you guys?

00:42:41I know you're probably

00:42:42used to helping

00:42:43being the son of a servant,

00:42:44but right now,

00:42:45I think you owe us

00:42:46an apology

00:42:46for throwing us out

00:42:47last night.

00:42:48And while you're at it,

00:42:49go ahead and hand

00:42:50the scholarship over

00:42:50to Tony

00:42:51like a good little bitch.

00:42:53We didn't want to

00:42:54cause any problems

00:42:55in Stella's mansion,

00:42:57but here we can do

00:42:58whatever we want.

00:42:59So now,

00:43:00get on your hands

00:43:01and knees

00:43:01and spit shine

00:43:02our shoes

00:43:03nice and clean.

00:43:05Get out of my way.

00:43:10You think you have a choice?

00:43:13Lick her shoe now,

00:43:15bitch.

00:43:16Hey!

00:43:17Let him go!

00:43:20Hey!

00:43:21Let him go!

00:43:22You were lucky this time,

00:43:23but the teachers

00:43:24won't always be around

00:43:25to save you.

00:43:31Tony,

00:43:32what the hell

00:43:32are you doing?

00:43:33Nothing, coach.

00:43:33Just, uh,

00:43:34messing around.

00:43:38Shit!

00:43:38What are they provoking?

00:43:39Enzo,

00:43:40what if he reveals

00:43:40the truth

00:43:41that I'm the chauffeur's daughter?

00:43:42My image as the Quinn heir

00:43:43would be ruined!

00:43:45Are you alright, son?

00:43:46Yeah, I'm fine.

00:43:47Save your energy,

00:43:48Tommy.

00:43:49I have decided

00:43:50we're ignoring him

00:43:50after everything he did.

00:43:52You're Enzo, right?

00:43:56PET, you told me

00:43:57you got some speed to you.

00:43:58Have you considered

00:43:59trying out for the football team?

00:44:00What?

00:44:01You can't be serious!

00:44:02I mean,

00:44:03the skinny runt?

00:44:04Unless you can pick up the pace,

00:44:05he may be our best option

00:44:06and the new team captain.

00:44:08Who wrote what?

00:44:09Look,

00:44:09the school is holding

00:44:10a scrimmage as tryouts

00:44:11for the new season.

00:44:12I would love to see

00:44:13what you've got.

00:44:14What do you say?

00:44:15You want me to play?

00:44:19This lanky loser

00:44:21can never be team captain.

00:44:24Coach, I mean,

00:44:25I love football.

00:44:26Don't get me wrong.

00:44:27You seriously think

00:44:28I have what it takes?

00:44:29Only one way to find out.

00:44:31He'll be pummeled

00:44:32in the first five seconds!

00:44:34Football is just not brute force.

00:44:36I flesh out our team,

00:44:37but right now,

00:44:37we're lacking speed.

00:44:40How can he run

00:44:41when his scrawny little neck

00:44:42can't even keep the helmet up?

00:44:43Coach?

00:44:48I'll give it a try.

00:44:51Joking!

00:44:52Great.

00:44:53I look forward to seeing you

00:44:54on the field tomorrow.

00:44:55Coach, wait!

00:44:56Enzo has never held a football

00:44:58in his whole life.

00:44:59He's only going to weigh us down.

00:45:01If you want to question your coach,

00:45:02you can find another team.

00:45:03Well, that's fine.

00:45:12Tomorrow,

00:45:13I'm going to humiliate you

00:45:14in front of the entire school.

00:45:15When it's all over,

00:45:17you'll still have the girl.

00:45:18T-O-N-Y

00:45:31Go, Tony!

00:45:33He's our guy!

00:45:33Go, Cougars!

00:45:35Go, Tony!

00:45:37Dude, don't sweat it.

00:45:39We're the star quarterback last season.

00:45:42Beating Enzo

00:45:42is going to be like crushing a bug.

00:45:44I'm going to make that punk

00:45:45regret he was ever born,

00:45:46let alone dream

00:45:48of being on the football team.

00:45:50Coach says that little nerd

00:45:51Enzo's going to be joining us.

00:45:54If he stands us up,

00:45:55he's a dead man.

00:45:58Enzo, where are you?

00:46:06Hey, Lily,

00:46:06you might want to check

00:46:07the little boy's room.

00:46:08I think I saw Enzo crying

00:46:09in one of the stalls.

00:46:10If I were him,

00:46:11I'd have changed my name by now.

00:46:13There's no coming back

00:46:14from that kind of humiliation.

00:46:15He's not backing down.

00:46:17He's just...

00:46:17It's cute that you want to protect

00:46:19your little four-eyed servant spawn,

00:46:20but football's a sport for real men,

00:46:22not servants and hand-me-downs.

00:46:27Please, Enzo.

00:46:28Please come.

00:46:32Let's go!

00:46:33Hustle up!

00:46:37Coach,

00:46:38the big game's about to start

00:46:39and Enzo's not here yet.

00:46:41He should be disqualified.

00:46:42Let's wait a little longer.

00:46:45I told you he'd only weigh us down.

00:46:47He's not even here,

00:46:48and he's already fucking things up.

00:46:49If Enzo costs us the scrimmage,

00:46:51I'm never letting him off the hook.

00:46:53He's never even held a football.

00:46:54He's a joke.

00:46:55Don't bother waiting for Enzo.

00:46:57He won't be coming.

00:46:59Enzo!

00:47:00I'm not asking!

00:47:02I'm telling.

00:47:04Football means everything to Tony,

00:47:07and if you even think about showing up tomorrow,

00:47:09I swear,

00:47:11you'll never get a chance with me.

00:47:13Fine.

00:47:15Let's get started.

00:47:16Wait!

00:47:18Is that...

00:47:20It can't be.

00:47:21Oh my God, I think it is.

00:47:23He looks like a completely different person.

00:47:30That's Enzo?

00:47:40I didn't expect him to clean up so nice.

00:47:42Okay, I didn't know he had it in him,

00:47:45and like,

00:47:45if you don't want him,

00:47:46maybe I could take him for a spin?

00:47:48We can't let Lily hug him all to herself.

00:47:50Ew, you slut.

00:47:53He's still a servant boy.

00:47:54I knew you'd make it.

00:48:04Of course.

00:48:04Gotta see what this nerd can do, right?

00:48:07Would you come to watch?

00:48:08Of course.

00:48:08I'd do anything for you.

00:48:12I thought I told you not to come.

00:48:14Oh, what's the problem?

00:48:16Scared I'll humiliate your boyfriend

00:48:17in front of the entire school?

00:48:19Yeah, I don't listen to you anymore, Stella.

00:48:20You're the daughter of my employee.

00:48:22Don't forget.

00:48:24What's the matter?

00:48:26Studying before the big game?

00:48:28I mean, football's just math.

00:48:29So you make us all late

00:48:31to avoid getting humiliated on the field?

00:48:34No.

00:48:35I had to make a grand entrance

00:48:36before I kick your ass.

00:48:38Do you want to square up, pussy?

00:48:40Or wait,

00:48:41do you need to read a textbook

00:48:42to learn how to throw a punch?

00:48:43Oh.

00:48:54Babe, I cannot believe

00:48:56that son of your servant

00:48:57is acting like

00:48:58he owns this place.

00:49:00I mean, if I didn't know any better,

00:49:01I'd think that he's the real Quinn heir.

00:49:02Shit.

00:49:03We're starting to catch on.

00:49:04If that little simp keeps out,

00:49:06you know, big and tall,

00:49:07everyone will figure out

00:49:07he's the real heir.

00:49:10Enzo's father's been

00:49:11serving my family for years.

00:49:13We took his family in

00:49:14when they lost their home,

00:49:15so they told me

00:49:16to let some things slide

00:49:17and make him feel welcomed.

00:49:19Oh, babe.

00:49:20You're too sweet.

00:49:21But that punk

00:49:22is trying to take advantage of you.

00:49:23Don't worry.

00:49:24Teach him a lesson on the field.

00:49:25Let's go!

00:49:26Let's go!

00:49:31Looks like the blue team

00:49:32needs a few more drills.

00:49:33The charge angle's off

00:49:34by five degrees.

00:49:36Oh!

00:49:42Let's go!

00:49:44Let's go!

00:49:44And the winner is

00:49:54blue team!

00:49:58How about that?

00:50:00Just kicked your ass

00:50:00using geometry.

00:50:07That fucking pussy

00:50:08got lucky.

00:50:09I can't believe

00:50:10the nerd actually won.

00:50:12It's kind of hot.

00:50:13I knew you could do it.

00:50:17Thanks for believing in me.

00:50:19Enzo's supposed to be

00:50:21into Stella.

00:50:21Why the hell is that

00:50:22frigid bitch

00:50:23getting all his attention?

00:50:24Is your shower head

00:50:25broken, Lily?

00:50:26Or is this pathetic simp's

00:50:28desperation a turn-on

00:50:29for you?

00:50:30Oh.

00:50:32Are you jealous?

00:50:34Fucking gross.

00:50:35You already have your

00:50:36naive virgin.

00:50:37Attention!

00:50:37The selection ceremony

00:50:41for the interstate football

00:50:42championship

00:50:43will be held in the auditorium

00:50:45in five minutes.

00:50:46The chairman of the school board

00:50:47will personally announce

00:50:49the player selected

00:50:50to be the team captain.

00:50:52That position is Tony.

00:50:54If you really want to impress

00:50:55Stella,

00:50:56you'll do the whole school a favor

00:50:58and sit the ceremony out.

00:50:59This is it.

00:51:00She has no idea

00:51:01the chairman of the school board

00:51:02is my father's friend.

00:51:04I don't care about team captain.

00:51:05I just want to see her

00:51:06exposed for stealing

00:51:07my identity

00:51:08in front of everyone.

00:51:12How about that?

00:51:13Just kicked your ass

00:51:13using geometry.

00:51:21That fucking pussy

00:51:22got lucky.

00:51:23You can't believe

00:51:23the nerd actually won.

00:51:25It's kind of hot.

00:51:27I knew you could do it.

00:51:30Thanks for believing in me.

00:51:33Enzo's supposed to be

00:51:34into Stella.

00:51:35Why the hell is that

00:51:36frigid bitch

00:51:36getting all his attention?

00:51:38Is your shower head

00:51:39broken, Lily?

00:51:40Or is this pathetic simp's

00:51:41desperation a turn-on

00:51:43for you?

00:51:43Oh.

00:51:46Are you jealous?

00:51:47Fucking gross.

00:51:48You already have

00:51:49your naive virgin.

00:51:52Attention.

00:51:53The selection ceremony

00:51:54for the Interstate Football

00:51:55Championship

00:51:56will be held

00:51:57in the auditorium

00:51:58in five minutes.

00:51:59The chairman

00:52:00of the school board

00:52:01will personally announce

00:52:02the player selected

00:52:03to be the team captain.

00:52:05That position is toned.

00:52:08If you really want

00:52:08to impress Stella,

00:52:09you'll do the whole school

00:52:10a favor and sit

00:52:11the ceremony out.

00:52:12This is it.

00:52:14She has no idea

00:52:14the chairman of the school board

00:52:16is my father's friend.

00:52:17I don't care about team captain.

00:52:18I just want to see her

00:52:19exposed for stealing

00:52:20my identity

00:52:21in front of everyone.

00:52:25What?

00:52:26We won the game.

00:52:27Oh my God.

00:52:30Good.

00:52:33Wait, who is he?

00:52:35That's not the chairman

00:52:36of the school board.

00:52:36Hello, students.

00:52:38I am Julian DeLeon,

00:52:40vice chairman

00:52:40of the school board.

00:52:41The chairman

00:52:42had important matters

00:52:42to attend to,

00:52:43so I am honored

00:52:45to announce the list

00:52:46of players that are

00:52:47qualified to join our team.

00:52:49the Roaring Ridge

00:52:50High School's Cougars

00:52:52after today's scrimmage.

00:52:54For that,

00:52:56I'd like to give

00:52:56special thanks

00:52:57to the Bright Star

00:52:58Education Foundation

00:52:59for their generous donation

00:53:01to our school.

00:53:02Their support

00:53:02has allowed

00:53:03for significant developments

00:53:05and enrichment

00:53:06of the school.

00:53:06I would now like

00:53:07to invite

00:53:08the heir

00:53:08to the family

00:53:09that started it all.

00:53:11if you so much

00:53:23as move,

00:53:23I'll never talk

00:53:24to you again

00:53:24and you'll be banished

00:53:25from all social groups

00:53:27at Roaring Ridge High.

00:53:30Hello, everyone.

00:53:37I am Stella,

00:53:38I mean,

00:53:40Quinn

00:53:40of the famed

00:53:41Quinn Group

00:53:42and I'm sure by now

00:53:44everybody knows

00:53:45that thanks to Quinn Corp

00:53:46we have the Bright Star

00:53:47Education Foundation

00:53:49paving the way

00:53:50for a brighter future.

00:53:55Hmm.

00:53:56I could have sworn

00:53:57the heir to Quinn Corp

00:53:58was a guy.

00:54:00Maybe I should call

00:54:01the chairman.

00:54:05That's my girl.

00:54:07Well,

00:54:09no one's contradicting her

00:54:10and must be mistaken.

00:54:12In honor

00:54:13of the Bright Star

00:54:14Education Foundation

00:54:16selfless donation

00:54:17to our school,

00:54:18we have decided

00:54:19to bestow

00:54:21the honor

00:54:21of selecting

00:54:22the team captain

00:54:23to Miss Stella herself.

00:54:27What an unexpected honor.

00:54:30I'll have to think about it.

00:54:32As the backbone

00:54:32of our school's football team,

00:54:34Tony has led

00:54:35our Cougars

00:54:36to more victories

00:54:37than I can remember

00:54:38cheering for.

00:54:39So I feel like

00:54:39the obvious

00:54:40and rightful choice

00:54:42for this year's team captain

00:54:43is Tony Whitman.

00:54:48Thank you all so much.

00:54:50Stella,

00:54:51such a babe, right?

00:54:53She's the best cheerleader

00:54:54on and off the field.

00:54:55I promise

00:54:56that I will lead

00:54:58our school

00:54:58to a district championship.

00:55:01Go Cougars!

00:55:04Go Cougars!

00:55:07I'm sorry.

00:55:09I'm sorry.

00:55:10Did today mean nothing?

00:55:11Nothing?

00:55:12Because if Tony's performance

00:55:13on the field

00:55:14is any indication

00:55:15of the future,

00:55:16he should be as far away

00:55:17from the football

00:55:18as possible.

00:55:18And the Quinaire

00:55:20gets to make the decision

00:55:21and I think

00:55:22that should be me.

00:55:23Right, Stella?

00:55:25What is up

00:55:25with these mind games?

00:55:27If Enzo keeps acting like this,

00:55:28he's going to be a deep shit.

00:55:30If you have a problem

00:55:31with my decision,

00:55:33then I can call my father

00:55:34and have him remove

00:55:35the Bright Star funding

00:55:36from Roaring Ridge High.

00:55:37No, that won't be necessary.

00:55:39You sit down

00:55:40before you ruin this

00:55:41for everyone.

00:55:42Stella and her family

00:55:43have made countless

00:55:44and generous donations

00:55:46to the school.

00:55:47What have you done

00:55:48except cause a scene?

00:55:50Well, I would hate

00:55:50to ruin it for anyone, sir.

00:55:52But fortunately for you,

00:55:53Stella has no say

00:55:55over the Bright Star

00:55:55Education Foundation

00:55:56because she's not

00:55:58the Quinaire.

00:55:59I am.

00:56:01Stella has no say

00:56:02over the Bright Star

00:56:03Education Foundation

00:56:04because she's not

00:56:05the Quinaire.

00:56:06I am.

00:56:07Sorry, everyone.

00:56:09This freak has been

00:56:10stalking me for years

00:56:11and clearly his obsession

00:56:12has just become delusional.

00:56:14Enzo,

00:56:14I am done

00:56:15tolerating your bullshit.

00:56:16I've been way too nice to you.

00:56:18I'm never speaking to you again.

00:56:20You're officially canceled.

00:56:21Fine with me.

00:56:22You gonna move out

00:56:22of my house too

00:56:23or should I kick you out?

00:56:26All right, everyone.

00:56:28Let's settle down.

00:56:30Stella, I apologize.

00:56:32You should be ashamed

00:56:33posing as a Quinaire.

00:56:35After this assembly,

00:56:36I am marching straight

00:56:37to Principal Harris' office

00:56:38and see to it

00:56:39that you are expelled.

00:56:41What was it?

00:56:42Enzo?

00:56:43Enzo Quinn, sir.

00:56:45Oh my gosh.

00:56:46Give it up, Enzo.

00:56:47Everyone knows

00:56:48you're faking it.

00:56:49Oh yeah?

00:56:50Was I faking it

00:56:51on the field today?

00:56:51The only reason

00:56:54you beat me today

00:56:54is because you're lucky.

00:56:55We can do a rematch

00:56:56any time.

00:56:57But we're gonna do

00:56:57street rules

00:56:58so I can pummel

00:56:59your ass to the ground.

00:57:00Why don't you just

00:57:00get the hell out of here?

00:57:01No way.

00:57:02Besides that mousy-haired

00:57:03ugly Betty in the back.

00:57:08You need to remember

00:57:09who your real boss is.

00:57:10I look forward to seeing

00:57:12you at my house

00:57:13tonight after I speak

00:57:14to my father.

00:57:23Clearly his jealousy

00:57:25is reaching new heights.

00:57:26After my birthday,

00:57:27I'll have to put him

00:57:28back in his place

00:57:29for good.

00:57:31Clearly somebody's

00:57:32on their period.

00:57:34Anyway,

00:57:35my final decision

00:57:36still stands.

00:57:37Tony will be

00:57:38the team captain.

00:57:39That district trophy

00:57:40is ours.

00:57:44And one last thing.

00:57:47My 18th birthday

00:57:48is this Friday

00:57:49and everyone is

00:57:50welcome to the

00:57:51Quinn Mansion

00:57:51to come and celebrate.

00:57:53We will have

00:57:53Mr. Blake,

00:57:54the former White House

00:57:55Events Manager,

00:57:56planning the party

00:57:57and it is sure to be

00:57:58a day to remember.

00:58:03Don't worry about

00:58:04that scent, babe.

00:58:05He's just doing this

00:58:06to get your attention.

00:58:07Well, done.

00:58:08But he's really

00:58:08been embarrassing me.

00:58:09He better not

00:58:10fuck up my birthday.

00:58:11I can't believe

00:58:12you have an actual

00:58:13former events planner

00:58:14from the White House

00:58:15planning your party.

00:58:17That's so luxe.

00:58:18It must be like

00:58:19a million dollars.

00:58:20Two million,

00:58:21actually.

00:58:24Oh my God.

00:58:25I have to buy

00:58:25a new dress.

00:58:26This is even bigger

00:58:27than prom.

00:58:27A real mansion party.

00:58:29Babe, is there

00:58:30going to be a DJ there?

00:58:31Is there going to be

00:58:31a DJ?

00:58:32Try to DJ in every room.

00:58:35Well, you got to make

00:58:35sure to save a dance

00:58:36for me, okay?

00:58:37Everything's set for the party, sir.

00:58:54Amazing.

00:58:54Can we just run through

00:58:55that checklist one more time

00:58:56because this party

00:58:57needs to be perfect for Lily.

00:58:59Yes, sir.

00:58:59All right.

00:59:03After everything

00:59:04I put her through

00:59:05in my past life,

00:59:06it's what she deserves.

00:59:07Why won't you let me meet

00:59:22your classmates?

00:59:23I want my friends

00:59:24to know my father

00:59:25is a chauffeur

00:59:26for the Quinn family

00:59:27for tonight.

00:59:28Can you please

00:59:28just stay in your room?

00:59:30Kevin, what are you doing?

00:59:43You were supposed

00:59:43to pick up Lily

00:59:4315 minutes ago.

00:59:45Find someone else

00:59:45to pick her up.

00:59:46Kevin, are you tired

00:59:47of being a driver?

00:59:48Do you need me

00:59:48to find your replacement?

00:59:50Fine, I'll go.

00:59:52Okay?

00:59:54Stella's birthday party

00:59:56is about to start,

00:59:57so why the hell

00:59:58is he still thinking

00:59:59about Lily?

01:00:00Well, I guess

01:00:00we'll let little Lily

01:00:01see for herself

01:00:02how desperate Enzo is

01:00:04to please my daughter.

01:00:07Pretty.

01:00:08Attention.

01:00:08Attention, everybody.

01:00:09I would like to introduce

01:00:10to you all

01:00:11the beautiful,

01:00:12the gorgeous,

01:00:13the effervescent

01:00:14Queen Stella.

01:00:16Oh, my God.

01:00:18Oh, my God.

01:00:19Hey, look at him.

01:00:20That's my best friend.

01:00:22Well, Enzo may be

01:00:23pissing me off lately,

01:00:24but he doesn't want

01:00:25to throw a party.

01:00:26If he doesn't embarrass

01:00:27me tonight,

01:00:28maybe he'll forgive him.

01:00:30Oh, my God.

01:00:32Is that the dress

01:00:33that's going viral

01:00:34right now?

01:00:35Good eye.

01:00:36The designer,

01:00:36Jacques Decorte,

01:00:37only made two

01:00:38for the Stardust

01:00:39fashion show in Milan.

01:00:40It cost $100,000.

01:00:43Oh, my God.

01:00:44Can I touch it?

01:00:47It feels like pure money.

01:00:49This is insane.

01:00:52This might be

01:00:52the best night of my life.

01:00:53Seriously,

01:00:54I don't know

01:00:54how to thank you.

01:00:55No need.

01:00:56Just sit close to me.

01:00:57The Queens

01:00:57like to spoil

01:00:58those who are loyal

01:00:59to us.

01:01:00There'll be plenty

01:01:00more parties to come.

01:01:01Can I live stream this?

01:01:03I need to show

01:01:03my followers your mansion.

01:01:05Of course.

01:01:06Everyone say hi!

01:01:08Are you seeing that?

01:01:21Oh, my 50,000 views?

01:01:24In seconds.

01:01:25Stella, you could literally

01:01:26be an influencer

01:01:26with a life like this.

01:01:28I already beat you to it.

01:01:30Oh, my God.

01:01:32Hey, besties.

01:01:33The party's about to start,

01:01:34so don't go anywhere.

01:01:35It's going to be insane.

01:01:37Love you.

01:01:39Thank you all so much

01:01:41for coming to my party.

01:01:42Please help yourself

01:01:43to everything and anything.

01:01:45Let's make this

01:01:46a day to remember.

01:01:47Turn up the music.

01:01:48Can you get that?

01:02:01Can you get that?

01:02:01You got it.

01:02:05You like it?

01:02:14So it isn't the resident

01:02:15ass licker of the Stella

01:02:17fan club.

01:02:19Should you let all

01:02:19these people in here?

01:02:20Say hi to the viewers, Enzo!

01:02:23Grab your popcorn

01:02:24and get ready.

01:02:24This simp is known

01:02:25for his little meltdowns.

01:02:27Perfect timing, Enzo.

01:02:29Go clean up the mess

01:02:30over there and restock the booze

01:02:31because we're just

01:02:32getting started.

01:02:34Oh, and while you're at it,

01:02:36have the maid go make my bed

01:02:37because Tony and I

01:02:38are going to need it later.

01:02:41I'd ask the cop a couple

01:02:42condoms, but I don't know

01:02:43if I'd fit in your pee-wee size.

01:02:45Girl, there's no way

01:02:47that a nerdy little virgin

01:02:48like him has ever had a chance

01:02:49to even use a condom.

01:02:52You know, Stella,

01:02:53you have some fucking nerve

01:02:54acting like you own this place.

01:02:56You know for a fact

01:02:57this is not your party,

01:02:58this is not your house.

01:03:00Let me tell you something.

01:03:01You're not a Quinn.

01:03:03You're a fucking joke.

01:03:05The daughter of some

01:03:06broke-ass chauffeur.

01:03:08I'm going to give you

01:03:08ten minutes to shut this down

01:03:10before I kick you

01:03:11and your father

01:03:12out without a pot to piss in.

01:03:15Before I kick you

01:03:16and your father

01:03:17out of my place

01:03:18without a pot to piss in.

01:03:19Look, Enzo,

01:03:20I know you threw

01:03:21this whole party

01:03:21just to try and get

01:03:22my attention,

01:03:23but I'm not going to

01:03:24forgive you for acting

01:03:25like a freak

01:03:26just because you put up

01:03:27a few string lights.

01:03:28God, Stella,

01:03:29you are so self-absorbed

01:03:32and delusional.

01:03:33I cannot believe

01:03:33I ever thought

01:03:34you were worth my time.

01:03:35I mean this

01:03:36with all offense,

01:03:37Enzo,

01:03:38you disgust me.

01:03:40Okay, if you don't

01:03:40want me to kick

01:03:41this scrawny ass

01:03:42out of here.

01:03:42I got it.

01:03:48You're just a pathetic

01:03:50little freak

01:03:50who threw a shitty ass

01:03:52party.

01:03:52You should be embarrassed.

01:03:54And if you don't get

01:03:55Mr. Blake back here

01:03:56to get my attention,

01:03:58I'll never speak

01:03:59to you again.

01:04:00Oh my God,

01:04:01are you getting

01:04:01all of this?

01:04:02Every single second.

01:04:03The viewers are

01:04:04eating it up.

01:04:06Hey, Mae.

01:04:13Could you call

01:04:14Mr. Blake

01:04:14and tell him

01:04:15to get here immediately?

01:04:16This party is not

01:04:17up to my standard.

01:04:18And, um,

01:04:19could you have

01:04:19a couple of meads?

01:04:20Please meet us

01:04:20in the backyard.

01:04:21Oh my God.

01:04:23He's so whipped.

01:04:26That's right.

01:04:27He can act as stubborn

01:04:28as he wants,

01:04:29but at the end

01:04:29of the day,

01:04:30I own him.

01:04:32Stella,

01:04:33you gotta teach me

01:04:34how to whip a simp

01:04:34into place.

01:04:35It's just like

01:04:37training a stray dog.

01:04:38Shower them

01:04:39with attention

01:04:40and then rip it away

01:04:41until they whine

01:04:42for it back.

01:04:45Amazing.

01:04:46Okay, okay,

01:04:47uh, can everyone

01:04:47listen up, please?

01:04:49Make sure to get

01:04:49my good side.

01:04:50The viewers are

01:04:51gonna love this.

01:04:52Could we please

01:04:53show off the gifts

01:04:54I prepared?

01:04:54Oh my God.

01:04:58Are those the Harry

01:05:02Winston crystal shoes?

01:05:03They're like

01:05:04three million dollars.

01:05:05Someone in the chat

01:05:05said the Imperial

01:05:06Blue Necklace

01:05:07was originally

01:05:08owned by the

01:05:09royal family.

01:05:10Damn, Tony.

01:05:12Get dropping stacks

01:05:12on your girl.

01:05:13What'd you get her?

01:05:15I don't need to pay

01:05:16for her attention.

01:05:17She knows

01:05:18who the real prize is.

01:05:19Well, since you did

01:05:20such a good job

01:05:21on the gifts,

01:05:22I'll forgive you

01:05:23for acting like

01:05:23a total spaz.

01:05:25Tony, help me

01:05:25with the necklace.

01:05:27Uh, no.

01:05:29What?

01:05:30Bella, you think

01:05:30these gifts

01:05:31are for you?

01:05:32Jesus Christ,

01:05:32you are so

01:05:33full of yourself.

01:05:35How about this?

01:05:35Get these party crashers

01:05:36out of here

01:05:37before the real

01:05:38birthday girl comes.

01:05:39Get these party crashers

01:05:43out of here

01:05:43before the real

01:05:44birthday girl comes.

01:05:45What?

01:05:46The real birthday girl?

01:05:49Let me dumb

01:05:50this down for you.

01:05:51This is not

01:05:53your birthday.

01:05:55What?

01:05:56Having second thoughts

01:05:57because I was sitting

01:05:58on Tony's lap?

01:06:00You're gonna punish me

01:06:01like a little bitch?

01:06:03God, I thought

01:06:04women were catty.

01:06:05I mean,

01:06:06this is some

01:06:07straight, petty bullshit.

01:06:08I don't give a shit

01:06:12what either of you

01:06:13two do.

01:06:14Stella,

01:06:14I am done.

01:06:17Okay?

01:06:18You and your dad

01:06:19can go back

01:06:20to your miserable

01:06:21slum life.

01:06:23Kiss all this

01:06:23goodbye.

01:06:25What a joke.

01:06:26All this?

01:06:28You mean

01:06:28the pool?

01:06:29The mansion?

01:06:30The gifts?

01:06:31The servants?

01:06:32Those are all

01:06:33Stella's.

01:06:34Shit, I don't know

01:06:35what's up with Enzo

01:06:36but Tony might push

01:06:37him over the edge.

01:06:37I can't

01:06:38lose this.

01:06:40The only thing

01:06:41you can take away

01:06:42from her

01:06:43is your creepy

01:06:44ass obsession.

01:06:45That's my Tony there.

01:06:47So why don't you

01:06:48see yourself out?

01:06:50Or I guess

01:06:50I have to.

01:06:51That's right.

01:06:52And I'm not

01:06:52exactly gentle.

01:06:53Oh.

01:06:55I'd like to see you try.

01:06:57Oh.

01:06:58Oh my God, Enzo.

01:06:59You're literally

01:07:00ruining Stella's day.

01:07:01Taking all of the

01:07:02attention like a dick.

01:07:03Quit with the lies.

01:07:05If Stella's not the

01:07:06real birthday girl

01:07:07then who is?

01:07:20Lily?

01:07:21What is she

01:07:21doing here?

01:07:24Happy birthday

01:07:25Miss Lily.

01:07:27Wow.

01:07:31You look incredible.

01:07:33Babe, is this how

01:07:35your staff always

01:07:36treats you?

01:07:36Why are they saying

01:07:37it's Lily's birthday?

01:07:41Did you invite her?

01:07:42If you don't make her

01:07:43leave in the next few

01:07:44seconds, I'm never

01:07:45speaking to you again.

01:07:47Who says I want to

01:07:48celebrate your birthday?

01:07:49Okay?

01:07:50Happy birthday.

01:07:51I'm so sorry.

01:07:52Stella totally ruined your party

01:07:54but Mr. Blake, he's on

01:07:55his way.

01:07:55He's going to make

01:07:55everything perfect for

01:07:57your big day.

01:07:58You didn't have to do

01:07:59this, Enzo.

01:08:00This is, it's just

01:08:01amazing.

01:08:03Kindly believe this

01:08:05party has standards.

01:08:07The money you get the

01:08:09fuck out of yourself.

01:08:13Do you really think

01:08:14that after all these

01:08:16years of treating me

01:08:18like shit, that I

01:08:19would want to celebrate

01:08:20your birthday?

01:08:21I'm going to say this

01:08:22one last time, this

01:08:24is not your party.

01:08:26This is Lily's party.

01:08:29This is fucking wild.

01:08:31Making up accusations

01:08:32just to try and get

01:08:33my attention.

01:08:36How did you even get

01:08:37here?

01:08:38The guard was only

01:08:39supposed to let in

01:08:39people on the list.

01:08:41You forgot your bag

01:08:42in the back.

01:08:43Dad?

01:08:47Babe, did you just

01:08:49call the chauffeur

01:08:49your dad?

01:08:50Wait, didn't you call

01:08:53him dad the other

01:08:54night at the sleepover?

01:08:55Stella, is the chauffeur

01:08:57your dad?

01:08:58No, my dad is not

01:08:59some loser chauffeur.

01:09:02Wow.

01:09:03Stella, you would

01:09:03really put down your

01:09:04own dad just to cover

01:09:06your own facade.

01:09:07Mind your fucking

01:09:08business if I say

01:09:09it's not my dad.

01:09:10It's not my dad.

01:09:12When have I ever

01:09:12lied to you guys?

01:09:13Kevin, look at what

01:09:14you created.

01:09:15A stubborn rat, so

01:09:17self-obsessed she won't

01:09:19even acknowledge you

01:09:20as her own father.

01:09:21Enzo, I think you

01:09:22should watch your tone

01:09:23and remember that you

01:09:25are speaking to Miss

01:09:26Stella Quinn.

01:09:27Keep pushing and

01:09:28she'll cut you off

01:09:29for good.

01:09:30Shit.

01:09:31I thought that the

01:09:32chauffeur was her dad

01:09:34for a second.

01:09:34But she thought Enzo

01:09:36is fucking psycho.

01:09:37Yeah.

01:09:38Honestly, man, at least

01:09:41have the decency to

01:09:43show Stella some respect

01:09:44in her own house.

01:09:46Man, if I was a Quinn,

01:09:48I would have kicked you

01:09:49out a long time ago.

01:09:50Yeah.

01:09:52Thanks for the idea,

01:09:53Tony.

01:09:54What do you say,

01:09:55Kevin?

01:09:56Should I throw out

01:09:57my stubborn staff

01:09:59and his narcissistic

01:09:59daughter?

01:10:00No.

01:10:01Please don't.

01:10:02Kevin.

01:10:04Fire!

01:10:07Fire!

01:10:08You can't do this!

01:10:09You have no right

01:10:10to fire me, Enzo.

01:10:11Yes, I do.

01:10:12and someone

01:10:14who's on his way

01:10:14right now

01:10:15who's going to tell

01:10:16you the exact same thing.

01:10:17Your dad?

01:10:19You're coming back early?

01:10:20No, that's impossible.

01:10:22Uh, you guys,

01:10:23as of today,

01:10:24Kevin and his daughter

01:10:25are no longer

01:10:26employees of the

01:10:27Quinn estate.

01:10:27Please see to it

01:10:28that their rooms

01:10:29are cleared out.

01:10:30If you so much

01:10:31as throw out our things,

01:10:32I'll have you thrown

01:10:33out to the streets

01:10:33in seconds.

01:10:35That's it.

01:10:36I'm never talking

01:10:37to you again.

01:10:38I hope you're happy.

01:10:39Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

01:10:42I'm over the fucking moon.

01:10:45Let's go clear out

01:10:46the rooms.

01:10:46Come on.

01:10:47Let's go.

01:10:49Babe,

01:10:49he walked all over you

01:10:51in front of everyone.

01:10:53You need to do

01:10:54something about this.

01:10:55That simp is fucking good!

01:10:58We need to go.

01:10:59We need to go.

01:11:00We need to go.

01:11:02Incredible.

01:11:03I've gone a couple of days

01:11:04and then my chauffeur

01:11:04and his daughter

01:11:05are walking all over my son.

01:11:06Stop on it.

01:11:08We've got to get home.

01:11:16Happy birthday.

01:11:18I hope you like it.

01:11:19You didn't have

01:11:19to give me anything

01:11:20until I'm just

01:11:22happy to be here with you.

01:11:24Happy to be with you, too.

01:11:28Get that mousy little tramp

01:11:30out of my house now!

01:11:33Get that mousy little tramp

01:11:35out of my house now!

01:11:39Kevin,

01:11:40you can hand the car keys

01:11:41to May on your way out

01:11:42and, Stella,

01:11:43if you wouldn't mind

01:11:43taking off that dress,

01:11:44that'd be great.

01:11:45Actually,

01:11:46all your clothes

01:11:46belong to the Quintestine.

01:11:47You're making

01:11:48a huge mistake.

01:11:51Letting a rat like you

01:11:52into my home

01:11:53was my only mistake.

01:11:57Sorry, sorry, sorry.

01:11:58I came as soon

01:12:00as I could.

01:12:01But the Kardashians

01:12:02needed me

01:12:03for a baby shower

01:12:04and they loved to gab.

01:12:07No worries,

01:12:08Mr. Blake.

01:12:08Why don't you just

01:12:09wheel that over

01:12:09to the birthday girl?

01:12:11Of course.

01:12:14Wait a minute.

01:12:15I saw that gown

01:12:15at Christy's auction.

01:12:16Only the queens

01:12:17would be able

01:12:18to get their hands

01:12:18on a dress like that.

01:12:19She must be

01:12:20the birthday girl.

01:12:21Well,

01:12:21what a beautiful

01:12:22birthday girl.

01:12:24The belle of the ball.

01:12:26Well, Enzo,

01:12:27looks like your little

01:12:28scheme just blew up

01:12:29in your face, huh?

01:12:32Finally,

01:12:33that idiot

01:12:33just let me have

01:12:34my cake

01:12:35and eat it too.

01:12:36Now I just need

01:12:37to get Enzo

01:12:37to shut up

01:12:38before anyone else

01:12:39questions me again

01:12:40as the rightful

01:12:41Quinn heir.

01:12:42I hope you're happy

01:12:42with your party.

01:12:43I've never worked

01:12:44this hard

01:12:45on an event before.

01:12:46It was...

01:12:47passable.

01:12:48I believe

01:12:50the arrangement

01:12:51was to settle

01:12:52the bill

01:12:52after the event,

01:12:53correct?

01:12:58Two million dollars,

01:12:59right?

01:13:01Enzo will take

01:13:02care of it.

01:13:03Oh, no.

01:13:04Stella,

01:13:04this is your party,

01:13:05right?

01:13:06I mean,

01:13:06shouldn't have

01:13:07any problem paying.

01:13:08You're the daughter

01:13:08of the richest

01:13:09family in town.

01:13:12Shouldn't have

01:13:13any problem paying.

01:13:14You're the daughter

01:13:15of the richest

01:13:15family in town.

01:13:17Why are you

01:13:17being so smug?

01:13:19Stella is a Quinn

01:13:20heir.

01:13:21Two million,

01:13:21I mean,

01:13:22that's basically

01:13:22her weekly allowance,

01:13:23right, Stella?

01:13:24Yeah,

01:13:25totally.

01:13:27Oh, my God,

01:13:28I can't pay

01:13:29for this two million

01:13:30dollars just for

01:13:31one night?

01:13:32Wait,

01:13:33Enzo gave me

01:13:33one of his dad's

01:13:34blank checks

01:13:34before he started

01:13:35acting like such a jerk.

01:13:39Why reach into

01:13:40my own allowance

01:13:40when I have access

01:13:41to my daddy's

01:13:42personal account?

01:13:44Stella can get

01:13:44whatever she wants.

01:13:45She doesn't need

01:13:46you simping

01:13:47after her.

01:13:48Hmm.

01:13:49I forgot about

01:13:50my dad's

01:13:50checkbook.

01:13:52But luckily,

01:13:53I know the number

01:13:53of the family

01:13:54accountant.

01:13:55Hi.

01:13:56Someone is trying

01:13:57to impersonate

01:13:58the Quinn heir.

01:13:59Could you please

01:14:00freeze all my

01:14:00accounts?

01:14:04He's just

01:14:04trying to scare me.

01:14:06He gave me

01:14:06that check himself.

01:14:07I know he wants

01:14:08me to beg for him

01:14:09in front of everyone.

01:14:10but this power

01:14:11trip of his

01:14:11needs to end.

01:14:13Mr. Blake,

01:14:14ignore him.

01:14:15We've been having

01:14:16some problem

01:14:16with the help

01:14:17recently.

01:14:19Why don't you

01:14:20scan that check

01:14:20here and now

01:14:21in front of everyone

01:14:21and show them

01:14:22that I'm the real

01:14:23Quinn heir?

01:14:26Right away,

01:14:27Miss Stella.

01:14:28I'm sorry.

01:14:39This is a bad

01:14:40check.

01:14:45I'm sorry.

01:14:46This is a bad

01:14:47check.

01:14:47What are you

01:14:47talking about?

01:14:48That account

01:14:49has billions.

01:14:50Oh my God.

01:14:51Did Inzo

01:14:52really freeze

01:14:53the account?

01:14:54No, no, no.

01:14:54In order for him

01:14:55to do it,

01:14:56he had to really

01:14:56be a member

01:14:57of the Quinn

01:14:58family.

01:15:00I have no idea

01:15:01what's going on,

01:15:02but the viewers

01:15:03love it.

01:15:04Clearly,

01:15:05there's something

01:15:05wrong with your

01:15:06phone.

01:15:06It's not used

01:15:07to such large

01:15:08transactions.

01:15:10Miss Stella,

01:15:11I organize events

01:15:12worth tens of

01:15:13millions.

01:15:14My bank handles

01:15:15transactions like

01:15:16this every single

01:15:17day.

01:15:18You're scanning

01:15:18it wrong.

01:15:19Give me that.

01:15:22Are you trying

01:15:23to get out

01:15:24of pain?

01:15:24No, of course

01:15:25not.

01:15:27If you can't

01:15:31pay now,

01:15:32I will call

01:15:33the police.

01:15:34Pay up

01:15:35or pay

01:15:37the price.

01:15:41Pay up

01:15:42or pay

01:15:44the price.

01:15:50Of course,

01:15:51will you just

01:15:51give me a moment?

01:15:53What do I do?

01:15:59You need to

01:16:00make that

01:16:00little punk

01:16:01pay up.

01:16:01We can't

01:16:02afford a bill

01:16:02like that.

01:16:03I know,

01:16:03but he's

01:16:04being a jerk.

01:16:05You're on your

01:16:05finger, right?

01:16:07You do whatever

01:16:08it takes to make

01:16:09him happy.

01:16:10Hey, guys,

01:16:11sorry to interrupt.

01:16:11If you come

01:16:12clean right now,

01:16:13I might let you

01:16:13stay one more

01:16:14night while you

01:16:15figure out where

01:16:15to go next.

01:16:17It doesn't have

01:16:18to be like

01:16:18this.

01:16:20Listen,

01:16:20you know we

01:16:21can't afford that.

01:16:22Why did you

01:16:23freeze the account?

01:16:24I thought

01:16:24Mr. Poom was

01:16:25your dad.

01:16:26That's what you've

01:16:26been telling

01:16:26everybody.

01:16:27God, can you

01:16:28just be serious

01:16:29for a moment,

01:16:30please?

01:16:32Fine.

01:16:33Seriously,

01:16:34you're neither

01:16:34my girlfriend

01:16:35nor my friend,

01:16:36and the two of you

01:16:36have been taking

01:16:37advantage of my

01:16:37family for far

01:16:38too long.

01:16:39Can we just

01:16:40talk about this

01:16:40after your father?

01:16:41Dad, shut up.

01:16:45What do you want?

01:16:46To embarrass me

01:16:47in front of

01:16:48everyone with my

01:16:48birthday?

01:16:49Is that going to

01:16:50get you off,

01:16:50you freak?

01:16:52For the last time,

01:16:52this isn't your

01:16:54birthday party,

01:16:54but you're too

01:16:55egotistical to

01:16:56realize that,

01:16:57Stella.

01:16:59I cannot believe

01:17:00I ever saw a

01:17:01future with you.

01:17:03Payment, please.

01:17:09Payment, please.

01:17:10And so, I hate

01:17:15how things have

01:17:16been between us

01:17:17recently.

01:17:19How about this?

01:17:20If you pay for

01:17:21this party, we can

01:17:23make things official

01:17:24and we can finally

01:17:24be together, but

01:17:26if I'm locked up

01:17:27for not paying

01:17:28them, then I'll

01:17:30never see you

01:17:31again.

01:17:35Enzo.

01:17:37Enzo.

01:17:37No.

01:17:38You're the heir

01:17:38to the Quinn

01:17:39Corporation.

01:17:39If you plead

01:17:40guilty, they'll

01:17:41let you off with a

01:17:42slap on the wrist.

01:17:43I am just the

01:17:44daughter of your

01:17:44family chauffeur, a

01:17:46low-class nobody.

01:17:48They'll take me to

01:17:48jail and then I'll

01:17:49never see you

01:17:50again.

01:17:50I'll never see you

01:17:50again.

01:17:50That won't work twice.

01:17:59You spineless, simp, you

01:18:02fucking black dog.

01:18:04If you think you can

01:18:05live without me, you're a

01:18:05joke.

01:18:06Don't take it easy on

01:18:07that crybaby, Stella.

01:18:09I know what happened.

01:18:10He stole your father's

01:18:11actual checkbook, and

01:18:13that's why your check

01:18:14passed.

01:18:14You're right.

01:18:19He must have

01:18:20switched the checks

01:18:21at the last minute

01:18:21as some last-ditch

01:18:22effort to get my

01:18:23attention.

01:18:27Tony, will you be a

01:18:29deer and get back

01:18:29for me?

01:18:31Yes.

01:18:32Of course.

01:18:46You can't just let

01:18:47Enzo fire me.

01:18:48We'd have nothing.

01:18:49But if this musclehead

01:18:51steals Enzo's checkbook,

01:18:53you'd have access to

01:18:54the Quinn's endless

01:18:55pile of cash.

01:18:57We can make off with

01:18:58billions before they

01:18:59even know it's missing.

01:19:00You know, I'm

01:19:02not in school anymore.

01:19:04There's no one here

01:19:04to save you, buddy.

01:19:06You're such a meathead.

01:19:08You don't even know

01:19:08when you're getting

01:19:08played.

01:19:10We'll see how well you

01:19:11talk back when I beat

01:19:12your face to a pulp.

01:19:15Stop right there!

01:19:19Oh, my God.

01:19:21It's Jerry Quinn.

01:19:22The head of Quinnfort.

01:19:24He's the first guy in

01:19:25the whole country.

01:19:28It's over, but he wasn't

01:19:30supposed to come back

01:19:31early.

01:19:31Pull it together.

01:19:33We'll find a way

01:19:33out of this.

01:19:34Okay.

01:19:40Dad, finally back.

01:19:42Dad.

01:19:44Stop pretending, Enzo,

01:19:50okay?

01:19:50We all know that your

01:19:53father is just one of

01:19:54Stella's servants.

01:19:55Shut up.

01:19:57Pardon me.

01:19:58Did you just say that

01:19:58Enzo's father works

01:20:00for Stella's family?

01:20:02Has she been telling

01:20:03all of you that she's

01:20:04a queen?

01:20:05No.

01:20:05This is all a

01:20:06misunderstanding, sir.

01:20:07Stella would never say

01:20:09anything like that.

01:20:10What the fuck, old man?

01:20:12Leave now, or I'll have

01:20:13Stella fire your ass.

01:20:17Shut up!

01:20:18Kevin, I've gone for a

01:20:23couple of days and you and

01:20:24your daughter tried to

01:20:25take over my estate?

01:20:26No!

01:20:27Of course not, sir.

01:20:30Stella, what's going on?

01:20:33Are you not a Quinn?

01:20:34Playtime is over, Stella.

01:20:47Give up on your little

01:20:48heiress fantasy before you

01:20:50embarrass yourself any further.

01:20:55Dad, I've already taken

01:20:56the initiative to remove

01:20:57Kevin and Stella from our

01:20:58payroll, but it seems they

01:21:00don't understand that I have

01:21:02the authority to do so.

01:21:04Kevin, ten years ago we

01:21:06showed pity on you.

01:21:08A struggling father trying

01:21:09to raise his daughter.

01:21:11Is this how you repay us?

01:21:13We brought you into our

01:21:14home.

01:21:15Treated your daughter like a

01:21:16princess.

01:21:18Gave you a great way you

01:21:19should move on.

01:21:20And then this is what it

01:21:21comes down to?

01:21:22The both of you.

01:21:24Grateful leeches.

01:21:25Are you really the

01:21:26driver's daughter?

01:21:32Stop building!

01:21:37All of you, put your

01:21:38phones away!

01:21:40This is a private property

01:21:41you don't have my

01:21:42permission to fill.

01:21:44Do you hear me?

01:21:44Yes, but this is not

01:21:46your property.

01:21:48Enzo, I give you full

01:21:49authority to do whatever

01:21:50you think is accordingly.

01:21:52Thank you, Dad.

01:21:53Kevin, effective immediately

01:21:55your employment as a

01:21:57Quinn Corp chauffeur has

01:21:58been terminated.

01:21:59Please take Stella and

01:22:00vacate the premises.

01:22:02Oh, and you might want to

01:22:03call a cab because those

01:22:05cars you drive are ours.

01:22:08Ironic, isn't it?

01:22:15Go.

01:22:16Please, please, please.

01:22:18We have nowhere to go.

01:22:21Please.

01:22:23Get up.

01:22:24You're embarrassing me.

01:22:25He's just a pathetic sim.

01:22:26Just stop.

01:22:27Enough.

01:22:28Stop.

01:22:29Don't you get it?

01:22:29He doesn't love you.

01:22:31He doesn't even like you.

01:22:33I've let you become some

01:22:35vain, materialistic,

01:22:37spoiled brat.

01:22:38Now Enzo wants nothing

01:22:40to do with you.

01:22:43What kind of a psychotic

01:22:45bitch do you gotta be to

01:22:46pretend to be part of the

01:22:47Quinn family?

01:22:49You played us the entire

01:22:50time.

01:22:51You're just a liar.

01:22:54You know, I've asked you

01:22:55to replace my brother's

01:22:56phone screen.

01:22:57I mean, it looks like you

01:22:59can't even afford the air

01:23:00you breathe.

01:23:04Tony, Tony, please.

01:23:06I've wasted my time on a

01:23:08catfishing con artist.

01:23:09No, no, no, no, no.

01:23:11It's not like that.

01:23:12I showered you guys with gifts.

01:23:15I took you to parties.

01:23:16You can't turn your backs on me.

01:23:19No, no, no.

01:23:21This isn't fair.

01:23:21You can't do this.

01:23:25I'm not going out like this.

01:23:27Stella!

01:23:31You know, we need to...

01:23:32Did I just kill someone?

01:23:37Stella!

01:23:37Get back here.

01:23:39No!

01:23:40No, no, no, no, no.

01:23:41She's gonna hurt someone.

01:23:43No!

01:23:44No!

01:23:44She's gonna hurt someone.

01:23:45No, listen.

01:23:46Don't worry.

01:23:46I've already worn the gate

01:23:47guard and Stella can't get

01:23:48out.

01:23:50This time, she's...

01:23:51She's not gonna hurt anyone.

01:23:53How do you know it?

01:23:54I wanted to tell you, but...

01:23:57I just...

01:23:58I couldn't find the right time.

01:24:09It was you.

01:24:12You brought me back.

01:24:13I brought both of us back.

01:24:15I wanted to give us a second chance at...

01:24:18Well, us.

01:24:20Let's not waste a moment of it, then.

01:24:25We're not many women.

01:24:31I wouldn't waste a moment of it.

01:24:35Let's talk to you, guys.

01:24:37Let's pretend.

01:24:39We're gonna chill out.

01:24:41Let's put those down here...

01:24:43Let's not waste a minute to wrap for me.

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