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Jean-Claude Van Damme stars in Desert Heat, a gripping Hollywood action thriller that delivers intense drama, explosive fights, and high-stakes survival. Joined by Danny Trejo, Van Damme plays a lone drifter caught in a deadly confrontation with ruthless criminals in the scorching desert. Packed with adrenaline-pumping action, thrilling shootouts, and powerful performances, this English movie is a must-watch for fans of action-packed cinema and classic Van Damme thrillers.
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00:05:29Look at this. Look at this. He could've killed me.
00:05:32What the fuck is wrong with this guy?
00:05:46Hey, you! Psycho man!
00:05:48What in the hell are you shooting at, boy?
00:05:51You damn near killed us back there.
00:05:53Leave me alone. I don't want any trouble.
00:05:56What I think you need to do, son, is apologize to me and my brothers for almost killing us.
00:06:04Hey, Johnny! What do you think?
00:06:09Maybe they can do it.
00:06:10Who the fuck are you talking to?
00:06:16My best friend.
00:06:21I'll tell you what, mister.
00:06:23Why don't you just give us this here motorcycle?
00:06:29And maybe...
00:06:30Maybe me and my brothers will just forget about this hole, Louis.
00:06:33No, no, no, no, no.
00:06:36No, no, that's a gift, my friend.
00:06:42Hey.
00:06:44You really shouldn't be driving the way you are, mister.
00:06:47Please.
00:06:48Leave me alone.
00:06:50And you will get up of my bike.
00:06:53Whatever you say, chief.
00:06:55Sorry, man.
00:07:03Come on!
00:07:04Get your son!
00:07:05Come on!
00:07:06Ah!
00:07:07Ah!
00:07:08Ah!
00:07:09Ah!
00:07:10Ah!
00:07:11Ah!
00:07:12Ah!
00:07:13Ah!
00:07:14You can do it!
00:07:15Get up!
00:07:20Ah!
00:07:21Ah!
00:07:22Yeah!
00:07:24Ah!
00:07:25Woo!
00:07:26Look at that.
00:07:27I'm fresh out.
00:07:28Ah!
00:07:30Yeah, there's a car coming.
00:07:35Wait.
00:07:36Slow down, Byrne.
00:07:37Wait a minute.
00:07:38Byrne, slow down!
00:07:39Somebody!
00:07:40He's in trouble!
00:07:41Yeah, that ain't none of our business.
00:07:44That name is gonna kill him!
00:07:46He's just Byrne and Dottie.
00:07:47They ain't gonna say nothing.
00:07:48They better not.
00:07:49I don't want no trouble with the Hulkins,
00:07:50and if you're smart, you keep your mouth shut, too.
00:07:56I'm putting this in the damn truck.
00:07:59I'll give you a hand.
00:08:00Well, you make sure he's dead first.
00:08:03Give me the gun, Petey.
00:08:06Petey, give him the gun!
00:08:07I can do it, Matt!
00:08:09You go on, I can do it, all right?
00:08:12All right, Jess.
00:08:13Let him do it.
00:08:14Don't miss.
00:08:15Woo!
00:08:20Come on, hurry up, man!
00:08:21What are you waiting for?
00:08:26No!
00:08:28I'm sorry, mister.
00:08:38Damn!
00:08:39I didn't think he had it in him!
00:08:40Huh.
00:08:41Me neither.
00:08:42Come on, come back, man!
00:08:43Come on, come back!
00:08:47Come on, come back, man!
00:08:48Come back!
00:09:04Thanks, buddy.
00:09:05Where's Dottie today?
00:09:07Light, as usual.
00:09:09Oh. Well, uh, could you give her these for me?
00:09:13What's that? These?
00:09:15Oh, buddy. That is so sweet.
00:09:18She's really gonna like those.
00:09:20Really? Uh-huh.
00:09:22Rhonda, do you think Dottie would go out with me?
00:09:25She likes you, buddy. Why don't you ask her?
00:09:28All right. I will.
00:09:32I better get my ass in gear,
00:09:35or they're gonna discontinue the run.
00:09:37I mean, there's one passenger out there, and it's military.
00:09:40It's half price.
00:09:42Oh, uh, could you tell her? I'm sorry I missed her.
00:09:45Sure will.
00:09:47See you, Pop.
00:09:57Hey, Rhonda, what are you saying?
00:09:59You sit on my lap, we talk about the first thing that pops up.
00:10:02Oh, my God!
00:10:03There's a name so you can pop up.
00:10:06Split this hole.
00:10:08Keep saying, sweet thing.
00:10:10I think I'm in love.
00:10:12Ow! You give me a frostbite.
00:10:15Rhonda.
00:10:17Rhonda.
00:10:18You're late.
00:10:19The shortcut to the dry lake,
00:10:21and we saw this poor boy getting the mass beat out of him by the hoesies.
00:10:24Saw fire and saucer.
00:10:25Fire and saucer.
00:10:26Fire and saucer, Rhonda. Unbelievable.
00:10:27And I did.
00:10:28Please.
00:10:29Please.
00:10:30Just go get a little ketchup off.
00:10:31And Buddy left these for you, Dottie.
00:10:36Aunt Mays.
00:10:37Wait.
00:10:38Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:10:39I thought you said they canceled his run.
00:10:40Ah, what could he got me for him?
00:10:42Says here, uh, the Army may be conducting maneuvers around here.
00:10:47Army's not coming, Pop.
00:10:49And the blind boys are gone, too.
00:10:51Should have sold this place when I was a kid,
00:10:54before they put in the interstate.
00:10:57Here's a fresh cup, Mr. Early.
00:10:59Oh, thank you, Rhonda. Thank you.
00:11:01My Bertie should be here any time now.
00:11:04She's been away finding a job as a handyman.
00:11:07She should be here any time.
00:11:10Any time.
00:11:11I wish you'd teach me some patience, Mr. Early.
00:11:14Oh, Rhonda.
00:11:15Patience is always there waiting for you.
00:11:18Hmm?
00:11:19Well, that is good to hear.
00:11:22Well, Bertie is gone three years now,
00:11:25and he is still waiting.
00:11:28He's my kind of guy.
00:11:30A little old for you, isn't he?
00:11:41The G-V-T-A-R-T.
00:11:42Yep.
00:11:43The D-A-R-T.
00:11:44What's the name?
00:11:45Woo!
00:11:46Way to go, Petey, ma'am.
00:11:48We didn't think you had it in you, man.
00:11:50Two shots in the head.
00:11:52That's my little brother.
00:11:54It ain't no big deal.
00:11:56I wonder where that sumbitch was from.
00:11:58What a plan.
00:12:00Petey, what's that thing work?
00:12:02That's four hundred and eighty-one.
00:12:04All right, Jesse, bring it over to Eli's.
00:12:06You know, there's a hill here.
00:12:08He's four hundred and eighty-one.
00:12:10All right, Jesse, bring it over to Eli's.
00:12:12You know, there's a hill here.
00:12:14He's four hundred and eighty-one.
00:12:16I'll shove it up his brother's tiny little ass.
00:12:20They might enjoy that.
00:12:22Hey, you guys, hurry it up.
00:12:24I'm gonna be late. Get Rams, y'all riled up.
00:12:26Come on, Petey. You need to practice.
00:12:28Bullshit.
00:12:30Never bet he's good at collecting as you are.
00:12:32See you about that.
00:12:34Hey, good morning, y'all. It's time to pass the plate.
00:12:36I'm afraid we're a little short this month.
00:12:40Oh, count it.
00:12:42And I'm afraid y'all gonna have a serious problem.
00:12:44Yeah, like a goddamn broken arm.
00:12:46You can't take the Lord's name in vain, sonny.
00:12:50Sorry, man.
00:12:52Look, Miss Howard.
00:12:54I don't want Petey to get any more upset than he is
00:12:56and ended up breaking both of his arms.
00:12:58Oh, no, not that, Henry.
00:13:02Well, looky here. It's a miracle. Hallelujah.
00:13:06Y'all take it easy, man.
00:13:08Have a nice day, man.
00:13:10Why did you do that? Why did you tell me?
00:13:12Oh, by the way, uh, Saturday night,
00:13:14I got this date with this cute little sinner.
00:13:16Could I get some clean sheets this time?
00:13:18I got a light now.
00:13:20Lord, Lord. Oh, Lord.
00:13:22That was the reverend's money.
00:13:24I got this money.
00:13:26I got this money.
00:13:28I got this money.
00:13:30I got this money.
00:13:32I got this money.
00:13:34You're listening to this money.
00:13:35I got this money, my-
00:13:37I got this money.
00:13:39Where do you tell me?
00:13:40I got this money.
00:13:41We're selling grosse as a game.
00:13:43I got that money, right?
00:13:44I got this money, right?
00:13:45I got this money.
00:13:46We pick the bulls and a marketing.
00:13:48You got it.
00:13:49You have no money!
00:13:50We make the bulls and emượt.
00:13:52We're selling cash at the company.
00:13:54You can buy that one of my-
00:13:56Cure this time, right?
00:14:06100%.
00:14:07Good.
00:14:11Anybody seen my idiot sons?
00:14:13You know those boys, Gunny.
00:14:14You just can't count on them.
00:14:16God damn it.
00:14:18Told them to be here.
00:14:20God damn it!
00:14:22Looks like the plane's on time for a change.
00:14:26We'll be ready.
00:14:47Don't sweat.
00:14:56Good morning, Dad.
00:15:14Sorry, we're late.
00:15:15Good morning, Phoebe.
00:15:16Where you two been?
00:15:18You were supposed to be here to back me up.
00:15:19What about me and Matt?
00:15:24What about you?
00:15:25You're on my payroll.
00:15:26You do like you're told.
00:15:29What the hell is that?
00:15:30Oh, it's like a .49 Indian, Pa.
00:15:33I got a good deal on it.
00:15:34I see that.
00:15:36Now, you show me the pink slip.
00:15:38Well, like I said, I got a great deal on it, Gunny.
00:15:41Damn it!
00:15:42The last thing I need right now is trouble.
00:15:44Is this bike going to be trouble?
00:15:46No, sir.
00:15:48You sure?
00:15:49I did sure.
00:15:50Right, Petey?
00:15:51Right, absolutely, Dad.
00:15:52No trouble at all.
00:15:53Don't even think about it.
00:15:55Shit.
00:15:57Fucking dickwads.
00:15:59Stupid sons of them.
00:16:01Oh, great.
00:16:02Just fucking great.
00:16:04Do you know how to tell time?
00:16:05Yeah.
00:16:06They'd be here all time.
00:16:08We've been through this a dozen times and you never fucking hear.
00:16:11This is true.
00:16:12Oh, shut up.
00:16:16Eddie, Eddie, you're fading on me.
00:16:34He's a good boy, Okai.
00:16:48He could really use your help.
00:16:50What do you say?
00:17:04Check your boots, but it ain't me, ain't.
00:17:18I like some damn manure in here.
00:17:20Maybe the outhouse, man.
00:17:21Can I get you boys some coffee?
00:17:23What are you talking? I'm talking to you, bitch.
00:17:25Better red than dead, asshole.
00:17:27Fuck you! You're boss short us 15 gallons of a fit.
00:17:29Why don't you boys take your differences outside?
00:17:33Well, you heard our town constable.
00:17:35You gents best be moving along.
00:17:36Shut the hell up now, Toys.
00:17:38Get the fuck out of here.
00:17:40Oh, you want to fucking make it off?
00:17:42Ruining my appetite.
00:17:43Get the fuck out of my way.
00:17:44Oh, shoot me.
00:17:45Get out of here.
00:17:46Say hey to your wife and my kids.
00:17:48Fuck you, fucker.
00:17:49I don't fuck, right?
00:17:55What will you have?
00:17:57Come on, Rhonda.
00:17:58You know we like Dottie to take our order.
00:18:00Dottie the hottie.
00:18:02You got nice tits.
00:18:03No offense.
00:18:04But hers are bigger and firmer.
00:18:08And people say you're not sensitive, Jesse.
00:18:11Sure I am.
00:18:12Especially right around the tip of my dick.
00:18:14Hey!
00:18:17Don't talk to Rhonda like that.
00:18:19You gonna stop and pop?
00:18:23Hey, uh, sweetheart.
00:18:25Did you maybe see something that could upset you or something?
00:18:28No.
00:18:30I'm fine.
00:18:31Really?
00:18:33You sure about that?
00:18:35I'm fine.
00:18:37She won't even look me in the eye.
00:18:39It's fine.
00:18:40I'm fine.
00:18:42I'm fine.
00:18:47Johnny.
00:18:49Johnny.
00:18:54I'm 16.
00:18:59Morning.
00:19:00I feel like a football there's a lot of stitching on you Eddie
00:19:17you still like your tequila
00:19:24I stood wrong I won't kill anything
00:19:32you said the tequila
00:19:34you seem at peace Johnny
00:19:44I think I am
00:19:47boy but we had some wild times huh
00:19:52wow the bras and the booze
00:19:56cigarettes and whiskey and wild wild women they'll drive you crazy they'll
00:20:04drive you insane cigarettes and whiskey and while
00:20:10while women they'll drive you crazy they'll drive you insane
00:20:18I remember.
00:20:21I remember.
00:20:26I remember killing too.
00:20:30I remember that if it wasn't for you, I wouldn't be here.
00:20:37My people say that if you save a man's life,
00:20:42your souls are locked together forever.
00:20:45That's why I came to see you.
00:20:48I want to get you okay.
00:20:51To take a journey.
00:20:56Well, I got things I gotta do then.
00:21:00I have to look at the moon.
00:21:03Talk to the smoke.
00:21:05Listen to the wind.
00:21:09Nothing's easy.
00:21:12Man in here.
00:21:15Let's go.
00:21:16Let's go.
00:21:17Let's go.
00:21:18Let's go.
00:21:19Let's go.
00:21:24They buzz me all the time.
00:21:28There's an Air Force bombing range right over those mountains.
00:21:30Looks like they're fifties today.
00:21:33They buzzed me all the time.
00:21:37There's an Air Force bombing range right over those mountains.
00:21:40Looks like F-50s today.
00:21:44What are you going to do when you catch those three brothers?
00:21:47Get your gift back.
00:21:49You got me a gift and they took it?
00:21:53Yeah.
00:21:55They're going to kill you.
00:21:57And if the Hogans don't, then the Heathens will.
00:22:01Heathens?
00:22:03They're in the dope business with the Hogans.
00:22:06Hey, what do you say we do a little divide and conquer, huh?
00:22:09Like we used to in the old days.
00:22:11They're making life pretty miserable for the good people around here.
00:22:21You know that coyote?
00:22:23You and him are a lot alike.
00:22:25The coyote's got courage, wisdom, a sense of mischief.
00:22:29And he's got a small dick just like you.
00:22:32I'm going to take a piss.
00:22:38It's windy up here.
00:22:41Say, windy.
00:22:43Oh, God.
00:22:45Glad you're feeling better.
00:22:46Good morning, Mr. Early.
00:22:59Ah, good morning, Rhonda.
00:23:02What has got you up at the crack of dawn, huh?
00:23:05Well, I had a dream last night.
00:23:09Oh, a dream?
00:23:11What was it about?
00:23:12Well, I dreamed that I heard the sound of the coyote and that today was going to be a glorious day.
00:23:19Oh, glorious day, huh?
00:23:21Completely glorious.
00:23:22Well, I would like to hear more about that.
00:23:24Why don't you come in and help me make the coffee?
00:23:26That would be my pleasure, my dear.
00:23:28My pleasure, dear.
00:23:29My lucky hat, Eddie.
00:23:40Thanks.
00:23:42Here.
00:23:43You might need this.
00:23:44I got a gun.
00:23:46And I'm going to get it back.
00:23:47Which way's town?
00:23:51Take the game trail.
00:23:53Down to the road.
00:23:54And head west.
00:23:56Highway patrol comes through about once a week.
00:24:00It's your run, Indian.
00:24:03I'm going to get your gift back.
00:24:05Then, I want your kid to take a journey.
00:24:14Yo!
00:24:14When you get to town, head straight for the diner.
00:24:18Somewhere around this apple pie, I'll put a smile on your face.
00:24:21And I'm going to get to town,்
00:24:46What was that?
00:25:16Oh, nothing to worry about, ma'am. Just the flyboys showing off.
00:25:21You folks just passing through?
00:25:22Yeah, we're looking for some UFOs.
00:25:24We got lost the minute we turned off the interstate.
00:25:28Lost, huh?
00:25:29Well, not exactly lost.
00:25:31Oh, Clarence, you've always been lost.
00:25:33You got a map to the interstate.
00:25:35Don't need no map, Ivy.
00:25:37Well, we're fresh out.
00:25:38Jump! Die, you old fart!
00:25:41What was that?
00:25:42Uh, let's go ahead.
00:25:43What'd he say?
00:25:44Come for back and see us, here.
00:25:46Oh, you betcha.
00:26:00We're gonna head over to Pearly Gates.
00:26:02All right, I'll meet you over there.
00:26:02See you in a few.
00:26:03Check up on that .45.
00:26:08You two jackasses ain't sold that gun yet?
00:26:11Does it look solely you?
00:26:13Man, that's pitiful.
00:26:15Come on, give me the envelope.
00:26:17Ain't got a fucking day.
00:26:18You inbreds.
00:26:24You're real good at running little credit card scams
00:26:27and ripping off old folks looking for spaceships.
00:26:29That's real cute.
00:26:30But if my father has to come down here,
00:26:32you two lowlifes are gonna pee your little SWAT team pants.
00:26:38Ain't that right?
00:26:39I thought so.
00:26:47I thought so.
00:27:18Oh, my God.
00:27:28Rhonda, you remember about the time I told you when me and Vern saw that guy getting all beat out by the Hogan's?
00:27:34That's him.
00:27:39Daddy, I told you from that.
00:27:40No.
00:27:41I thought I told you from that.
00:27:42She did not.
00:27:48I thought I told you from that.
00:28:18Hey, if you're looking for UFOs, take a fucking hike.
00:28:24That gun, the bike.
00:28:26Who is it?
00:28:27Hey, scumbag.
00:28:27You want information dot 411.
00:28:29Now get the fuck out.
00:28:34The 45.
00:28:35Where'd you get it?
00:28:36From your grandma.
00:28:46All right, my grandma.
00:28:47All right, my grandma.
00:28:52Yeah, she's...
00:28:54She's that.
00:28:55I've been taking shit all day.
00:29:07Catch!
00:29:13Is that a gunshot, Pop?
00:29:15Probably Lester and Leon shooting ground squirrels out and back.
00:29:19There hasn't been any ground squirrels around here since I was a baby.
00:29:22I bet it's him.
00:29:24I bet it's him.
00:29:41Praise the Lord!
00:29:43Praise his everlasting glory!
00:29:46Save us!
00:29:47Jesus!
00:29:49Save us!
00:29:50Henry!
00:29:51What are you doing out there?
00:29:53Not five minutes ago, I saw a man in a straw hat going to Eli's emporium.
00:29:58Then I just heard a gunshot.
00:30:00We'd better call the state police.
00:30:01Why?
00:30:02It takes them an hour to get out here, even when they know where they're going.
00:30:05What if the man in the straw hat is a robber, a rapist?
00:30:09What do we do if he comes in here?
00:30:12You could rent him a room.
00:30:18Rent him a room?
00:30:19If there's anybody still alive out there, I'd sure like it would get me out of the state
00:30:38back here.
00:30:39Well, don't just stand here.
00:30:49Get me out of here.
00:30:51Hey, keep the key open the door, Gab.
00:30:57Ah!
00:30:57Ah!
00:30:58Ah!
00:30:59Ah!
00:30:59Ah!
00:31:00Ah!
00:31:00Ah!
00:31:01Ah!
00:31:02Ah!
00:31:02Ah!
00:31:03Ah!
00:31:04Ah!
00:31:05Ah!
00:31:06Ah!
00:31:07Ah!
00:31:08Ah!
00:31:09Ah!
00:31:10Ah!
00:31:10Ah!
00:31:11Ah!
00:31:11Well, yeah, that's better.
00:31:12Now, let's get out of the state.
00:31:22Damn foot to sleep.
00:31:24Follow me.
00:31:32Where's the tank?
00:31:33Break my goddamn tank!
00:31:39Well, get it out here. I ain't gonna live forever.
00:31:44You do less than like this.
00:31:48And Leon, too.
00:31:52You done them both?
00:31:55Both at the same time?
00:31:59Left me no choice.
00:32:01Well, that sounds like...
00:32:03Leon looks kind of peaceful, don't you?
00:32:06Yeah.
00:32:08You got a name?
00:32:10Eddie Lomax.
00:32:11Boys, meet Eddie Lomax.
00:32:14Eddie Lomax, meet the boys.
00:32:17Hi, boys.
00:32:20Oh, that feels good.
00:32:28My name's Eli Hamilton.
00:32:31About two months ago,
00:32:33when I took you,
00:32:35Lester and Leon come down here
00:32:38supposedly to help me run the store.
00:32:41The bastards run the store.
00:32:43Hell, they took over.
00:32:47Well, don't just sit there and bring me the tank.
00:32:50They chained me to that chair back there.
00:32:53Told everybody I was in the hospital.
00:32:56No visitors allowed.
00:32:57They starved me, and they beat me.
00:33:06They starved me, and they beat me.
00:33:20And they was my nephews.
00:33:21Imagine that.
00:33:22They hoped I'd die, but I didn't.
00:33:26And then you come along and killed them.
00:33:30I know where to hid their money.
00:33:42You can have it all.
00:33:51You can have it all.
00:33:52I want your money.
00:33:53Well, then take a truck, make a run for it.
00:33:55No, I've got some unfinished business.
00:33:57What business?
00:33:59You know the Huggins?
00:34:01Oh, you're gonna kill them, too?
00:34:02My advice is go ahead and kill them.
00:34:05Yeah, wipe out the whole poisonous nest.
00:34:08All of them?
00:34:10Absolutely.
00:34:15But what about them?
00:34:17My kinfolk?
00:34:18My mess.
00:34:19I'll take care of it.
00:34:21Where you going now?
00:34:24Get a bite to eat.
00:34:26Straight ahead.
00:34:27And Rhonda's apple pie is famous in these here parts.
00:34:31Thanks.
00:34:32Oh, no.
00:34:35He's still alive.
00:34:36I figured he would be.
00:34:39Trouble on the hoof, and it's coming this way.
00:34:41Shut up, Vern.
00:34:42Just passing through.
00:35:05You're just passing through.
00:35:07More or less.
00:35:14It sure is hot today.
00:35:18What do you have?
00:35:28I would like a piece of your famous apple pie.
00:35:31Famous, hmm?
00:35:36And how would you know?
00:35:37Eli just told me.
00:35:39And Johnny said that would put a smile on my face.
00:35:42Johnny?
00:35:44Johnny who?
00:35:45Six toes.
00:35:47How do you know Johnny Six toes?
00:35:50We go way back.
00:35:52Really?
00:35:54Yeah.
00:35:58Way back.
00:35:58How about you?
00:36:02I was tan, and I got bit by a rattler on my ankle here.
00:36:10See?
00:36:13Johnny saved my life, and we've been friends ever since.
00:36:18Johnny was right.
00:36:20About what?
00:36:21It's a good pie.
00:36:33You know, uh, Lester and Leon?
00:36:36Not anymore.
00:36:38Oh.
00:36:45So, uh, what brings you to town?
00:36:47I'm looking for the Hogan's.
00:36:50You just missed Jesse.
00:36:52Johnny.
00:36:52You got business with the Hogan's?
00:36:54Yeah, they've got something of Johnny's.
00:36:56And I'm gonna get it back.
00:36:58Yeah, right.
00:37:03Well, maybe I could help.
00:37:07Katie Lomax.
00:37:11Ronda Lomax.
00:37:12Uh, Reynolds.
00:37:13Uh, Ronda Reynolds.
00:37:16And my granddad, Billy Reynolds.
00:37:20Hi.
00:37:23Just call me Pop.
00:37:24Hi, Pop.
00:37:30Excuse me.
00:37:31I don't mean to be intrusive.
00:37:34But I'm curious.
00:37:36Did my Bertie send you?
00:37:37Bertie did send you, didn't she?
00:37:44She said she was going to get me a good job
00:37:47because I'm such a wonderful handyman.
00:37:51A handyman?
00:37:54I can use a handyman.
00:37:56Well, then, I'm your handyman.
00:38:00Yeah.
00:38:04Oh, no.
00:38:05No.
00:38:05It's all in the house.
00:38:10You're very kind.
00:38:11My pleasure.
00:38:14Let's go, handyman.
00:38:16Right-o.
00:38:31See?
00:38:32I told you, Ronda.
00:38:33It's gonna be a glorious day today.
00:38:34It's gonna be a glorious.
00:38:36Hold on, there.
00:38:37Hold on.
00:38:38You gotta fix that door.
00:38:41Hold on, there.
00:38:42My name is Jubal.
00:38:44Jubal Early.
00:38:47Hi, Jubal.
00:38:47Good to meet you.
00:38:49And you are?
00:38:50Eddie Lomax.
00:38:51Eddie Lomax, eh?
00:38:53I like that.
00:38:55Nice to meet you, Eddie.
00:38:56This your first time through here?
00:38:58Yes.
00:38:59First time.
00:39:00I hope you have a great stay.
00:39:01A great stay.
00:39:02Hello.
00:39:08Hello.
00:39:10What do we have here?
00:39:13Leon.
00:39:15And Lester.
00:39:16Did you kill them?
00:39:18Not my business.
00:39:20Not my business.
00:39:21As far as I'm concerned, I won't miss them one iota.
00:39:25I had a beautiful dog once.
00:39:26They shot him dead and never said one word about it, not one word.
00:39:35Always wanted to do that.
00:39:36Oh, you're back, Eddie.
00:39:38Good.
00:39:40Uh, hi, Jubal.
00:39:41I think you've met Eddie Lomax.
00:39:43Yes, I have.
00:39:44Yes, I have.
00:39:45So, Eli, how are you?
00:39:47I've not seen you in quite a spell.
00:39:48Quite a spell?
00:39:49Yeah, well, I've been, uh, tied up.
00:39:53So, Mr. Lomax, what is the job?
00:39:57Lose the bodies.
00:39:58Privacy.
00:39:59That's me motto.
00:40:01No job too big or too small.
00:40:03I'll tend to it straight away, sir.
00:40:07Gadzooks!
00:40:09Bloody well bled all over back here.
00:40:11He bloody well bled all over.
00:40:13However, not to worry.
00:40:16Some spick and span, a little elbow grease, several yards of saran wrap, and everything will be as good as new.
00:40:22Good as new.
00:40:24Well, gents, if you'll excuse me, I'll go fetch me truck.
00:40:32I won't be long.
00:40:34Won't be long.
00:40:37Why does he always repeat himself?
00:40:40I don't know.
00:40:41I don't know.
00:40:43Oh, damn, hooligans.
00:40:53Now what are they up to?
00:40:55Beavis?
00:40:56Yeah, mangy pieces of shit.
00:41:00Hey, I've got something better than a .45.
00:41:03Follow me.
00:41:09Bring the goddamn cake!
00:41:13My nephew's, them spawns of hell, that rips off some of this stuff from an army depot.
00:41:41Hey, you know how to use them?
00:41:46Well, I guess you do.
00:41:48Hey, help yourself.
00:41:49I just need this for now.
00:41:54You're very kind.
00:41:57I owe you a debt of gratitude.
00:41:59My pleasure.
00:41:59My pleasure.
00:41:59What are you going to do now?
00:42:03Take a shower.
00:42:07A good idea.
00:42:10Bungalow five.
00:42:12Made up fresh this morning.
00:42:14Thank you, ma'am.
00:42:18Young man, have you been saved?
00:42:20I'm afraid I'm a bad boy, ma'am.
00:42:24But it's never too late.
00:42:32I hope you're right.
00:42:37Oh, ma'am.
00:42:41I love your hair.
00:42:42Why, thank you.
00:42:51Henry?
00:42:52I don't think he's a rapist.
00:42:54How would you know?
00:42:55No.
00:43:16Night-night, fellas.
00:43:35Hey, what do you say we do only to fight and conquer
00:43:38like in the old days?
00:43:46Good evening, Eddie.
00:43:48Good evening, boys.
00:43:52You sure smell a lot better.
00:43:54Thank you, Eli.
00:43:56Tell me, the heathens, where'd they hang out?
00:44:00You got a plan, huh?
00:44:02Oh, not that you need to tell me what it is.
00:44:04There's a roadhouse about 15 miles down the highway,
00:44:08the Bombay Cafe, run by a tall, dark fellow by the name of Sing.
00:44:13Hey, well, fair warning, it can get pretty rough in there.
00:44:17Yeah, it can get very rough in there, Eddie.
00:44:19But that doesn't worry you, does it?
00:44:22You'll need some wheels.
00:44:24Take that dice pick up there.
00:44:25Here, help yourself.
00:44:36You know, I bet he gets lots of pussy.
00:44:39Yeah, I bet.
00:44:43No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:45:04Don't for dancing.
00:45:05I don't want to dance anymore.
00:45:07What the hell are you doing?
00:45:09I can't dance all by myself.
00:45:11You promised to take us in the busking boat.
00:45:13We want to go home.
00:45:14Yeah.
00:45:15One more dance, please.
00:45:16No, no more dancing.
00:45:18I want to go home.
00:45:19I'll bring my...
00:45:19You stole it.
00:45:21I got to tell you to go.
00:45:23Now you'll dance.
00:45:23No!
00:45:30No more shooting, please.
00:45:31I beg you, please.
00:45:32I tell you what, the next round is on the house.
00:45:35The next round is in your foot.
00:45:38Now dance!
00:45:44Hey!
00:45:45Can we all just get along?
00:45:48I don't want to get along.
00:45:59Hey, Jack.
00:46:01Your girls here seem to have a thing for this sissy and his sissy act.
00:46:06You nuts!
00:46:08I own your bastard!
00:46:09Hey!
00:46:11You're a very naughty boy.
00:46:16You're a punch-smart motherfucker, ain't you?
00:46:20Thank him, Dad.
00:46:21Who's next?
00:46:35Drop your guns.
00:46:38Please.
00:46:44Hey, mister.
00:46:45Take us with you.
00:46:51Okay, pick up the guns.
00:46:57God.
00:46:58Oh, my God!
00:46:59You have just dispatched three of my best customers.
00:47:02I am a ruined man.
00:47:03Pretty, sir.
00:47:04Who is going to pay for all this damage?
00:47:07My new boss.
00:47:08And who might that unfortunate person be?
00:47:10The Hogans.
00:47:12Son of a bitch.
00:47:13All of you, inside!
00:47:20Hey, girls.
00:47:21Did I look tough enough?
00:47:22Yeah.
00:47:23Real tough.
00:47:24The car took a big chance for us, mister.
00:47:27Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:47:28I have my own reasons.
00:47:29And they have nothing to do with you two.
00:47:31Put your guns in the back and jump in.
00:47:33Okay.
00:47:33Okay.
00:47:51Maybe he's some kind of gunfighter or bounty hunter or something, you know?
00:47:59Whoever he is, he sure finished off that pig spider.
00:48:02I mean, he just killed him like a bug.
00:48:05I wonder if he's circumcised.
00:48:06Henry?
00:48:10Henry, you should be in bed.
00:48:12Marge.
00:48:14Marge.
00:48:15Good Lord.
00:48:17I can't help wondering about those two poor, innocent girls.
00:48:21What you going to do to them?
00:48:22Well, I don't know, dear, but I have to go to the store.
00:48:25We're out of Depends.
00:48:26And you should be asleep.
00:48:28Take your pills.
00:48:30You're right.
00:48:31You're always right.
00:48:32Eddie, it's Carol from next door.
00:48:48What do you want?
00:48:51I want to thank you.
00:48:54You're welcome.
00:48:56No, I really want to thank you.
00:49:02Hi.
00:49:16Hi.
00:49:18May I come in?
00:49:20Sure.
00:49:56Wait.
00:49:57Eddie, where are you going?
00:50:00I'm going to go check on my bike.
00:50:02Thanks.
00:50:05Yeah.
00:50:08Where is he going?
00:50:11Poor bike ride.
00:50:13Where does he get the energy?
00:50:29Sweet dreams.
00:50:32You're up early, Eddie.
00:50:58That's where I woke you.
00:50:59Ah, forget it.
00:51:01My age, you don't sleep much anyways.
00:51:05Do you mind?
00:51:06Empty yourself.
00:51:07Okay.
00:51:09Oh, listen.
00:51:10Send Jubal to the Bombay Cafe.
00:51:13He'll know what to do.
00:51:14Clean up job.
00:51:16And I've got two girls in my bungalow.
00:51:19Put them on a bus to Cleveland.
00:51:20Two girls, yeah.
00:51:21Two girls, yeah.
00:51:23Sure.
00:51:23I can take care of both of them.
00:51:26How many of them keepers did you get down at the Bombay?
00:51:30Just three.
00:51:31Oh, not bad.
00:51:32Not bad.
00:51:34And are you going after the...
00:51:35Oh, get me.
00:51:48Cowards!
00:51:48Why the fuck did you kill him?
00:51:50He was outdone, outnumbered.
00:51:52Fuck you, Ives.
00:51:53You weren't there.
00:51:54What do you mean the fuck you talking to, fool?
00:51:56I'll screw this up your ass and splatter your brains all over the desert.
00:52:00Do you understand?
00:52:00Back the fuck off.
00:52:02If you're any balls, you'd take them yourself.
00:52:04Don't keep talking like that, Irma.
00:52:06You're going to look funny sucking my dick with no teeth.
00:52:10We've tried to live in peace with the Hogans.
00:52:14Ramsey's broken the truce by hiring this gunman.
00:52:18So let's blow up his lab.
00:52:20We ain't going to blow up his lab.
00:52:22Because we're going to need it, brothers and sisters.
00:52:26We're going to need it.
00:52:28Because we're going to take over this entire operation.
00:52:33Everything.
00:52:35Cut off the head of the snake.
00:52:37The body dies.
00:52:39Yeah, let's kill Ramsey.
00:52:40What do you say, huh?
00:52:41Come on!
00:52:43Hold that.
00:52:45Ramsey's not even in town.
00:52:47How do you know that?
00:52:48Because I know my enemies.
00:52:50First Thursday every month.
00:52:52A fat pig goes up to Vegas.
00:52:54With his bastard sandwich.
00:52:57He sees a stockbroker.
00:52:59Then over to his hooker.
00:53:00Get his knob waxed.
00:53:04He usually gets back between 12 and 1.
00:53:09Whoopi wins!
00:53:10Um, hey Gunny, uh, can I ask you a question?
00:53:29What's the matter or not, you gotta go pee-pee?
00:53:30Uh, no sir.
00:53:34It's just that, well...
00:53:37Spit it out, weenie boy.
00:53:41I was just wondering, why you ride me and Jesse so much and never Petey?
00:53:47He rides me plenty.
00:53:48Shut up.
00:53:49He does not ride.
00:53:50Shut up!
00:53:50Yeah, all right.
00:53:51I love Petey because I loved his mother.
00:53:54She died giving him birth.
00:53:57He's our love child.
00:54:01Yeah, uh...
00:54:03Well, what about me and Jess?
00:54:05You two are the unfortunate results of some recreational fucking back when fucking was fun.
00:54:17Jeez.
00:54:17Get over it.
00:54:22We got company.
00:54:24And they're closing fast.
00:54:28Deep heathens.
00:54:30They got us out of guns.
00:54:32Two's over on the bed.
00:54:33Jump!
00:54:47We got a lot of fun.
00:54:48We got a lot of fun.
00:54:49We got a lot of fun.
00:54:49We got a lot of fun.
00:54:50We got a lot of fun.
00:54:51We got a lot of fun.
00:54:51We got a lot of fun.
00:54:52We got a lot of fun.
00:54:53We got a lot of fun.
00:54:54We got a lot of fun.
00:54:55We got a lot of fun.
00:54:56We got a lot of fun.
00:54:57We got a lot of fun.
00:54:58We got a lot of fun.
00:54:59We got a lot of fun.
00:55:00We got a lot of fun.
00:55:01We got a lot of fun.
00:55:02We got a lot of fun.
00:55:03We got a lot of fun.
00:55:04We got a lot of fun.
00:55:05We got a lot of fun.
00:55:06We got a lot of fun.
00:55:07We got a lot of fun.
00:55:08We got a lot of fun.
00:55:09I'm a chemist, I'm not a doctor, but it looks like he may have a concussion, possibly some
00:55:24internal injuries.
00:55:25He should be in hospital.
00:55:26Okay, Chang, you didn't go back to work.
00:55:28He's your son.
00:55:29You're goddamn right he is.
00:55:30You sure you're okay, boy?
00:55:31Yeah, Dad.
00:55:32Just a little bit.
00:55:33Come on, get some real fire.
00:55:36Wait a minute.
00:55:37Daddy, think about it.
00:55:40Why would they attack us?
00:55:41We're in business together.
00:55:42It don't make no sense, Dad.
00:55:43Man shoots at me and mine, I shoot back and ask questions later.
00:55:46I'm paying 500 bucks a head and that Weasley little ratfuck Ives is mine.
00:55:50All right, let's just do this.
00:55:51I want you to stay and get some rest.
00:55:52Rest when I'm dead, Daddy.
00:55:54Hell, they tried to kill me, too.
00:55:58Well, ain't you a block off the old chip.
00:56:01We're going pig hunting tonight.
00:56:04Yeah!
00:56:07Six bucks?
00:56:10I always forget how easy it is to sneak up on a white man.
00:56:26Yeah, you know, I've been thinking about your problem.
00:56:32You've been wanting to die for how long now?
00:56:35A year? You're not dead yet?
00:56:38It's easy to come up with a hundred reasons to take the journey, Eddie.
00:56:42But you only need one to go on living.
00:56:47I don't have one.
00:56:49No? What about Rhonda? She's a nice girl. How to marry her.
00:56:53Have some kids.
00:56:58Hey, something moving down there.
00:57:01It's like a bunch of white guys with bushes on their heads.
00:57:05All divide and conquer working on her.
00:57:14Should we even the odds?
00:57:31Hey, Arthur!
00:57:35Pastor!
00:57:37Someone got rid of you!
00:57:39Think again.
00:57:40Answer me one thing.
00:57:43How come you try and kill us tonight?
00:57:45Stop firing!
00:57:49Stop firing!
00:57:50Forgot, huh?
00:57:51Forgot what?
00:57:52Your hired gun wasted three of mine at the Bombay.
00:57:56I don't take that land down.
00:57:58What hired gun?
00:57:59Renzi, you piece of shit.
00:58:01You know.
00:58:02Your man with a Colt .45.
00:58:04Matt, that's the guy from the Draw Lake.
00:58:06It's gotta be.
00:58:07Pete, you told me you killed him.
00:58:10I did.
00:58:11Pete, what the hell are you talking about?
00:58:12Stop firing!
00:58:13The guy with the motorcycle.
00:58:16Motorcycle?
00:58:17It ain't my fault, bud.
00:58:18You told me that bike was gonna be no trouble.
00:58:19It ain't my fault.
00:58:20Pete's supposed to cap him.
00:58:21He told me he would.
00:58:22Here you go.
00:58:23Screwing up again.
00:58:24Screwing up!
00:58:25Get back!
00:58:26When are you gonna learn, weenie boy?
00:58:27Hurry up, weenie boy.
00:58:28Get off!
00:58:29When are you gonna learn, weenie boy?
00:58:32Get off me, weenie.
00:58:37When are you gonna learn!
00:58:52Pussy!
00:58:53I'm going to kill him!
00:58:55Damn it!
00:58:57Damn it!
00:58:59Get tough enough!
00:59:07Dad! Dad!
00:59:09Daddy!
00:59:11You...
00:59:13You killed him.
00:59:17You killed him, Matt. You killed him!
00:59:19No! You killed him!
00:59:21You killed him, Peter!
00:59:23Cause you didn't shoot that guy like you said you did!
00:59:25You lied to me, boy!
00:59:27You lied! That's what Johnny did!
00:59:29And I really did try!
00:59:31You're one of us!
00:59:33You ain't family!
00:59:35I'm glad I ran away from home when I was a kid.
00:59:37You understand?
00:59:39It's getting a little too cozy down there, don't you think?
00:59:41You like barbecue?
00:59:43I love it.
00:59:45You killed him, man!
00:59:47I told you we didn't hide no gunmen!
00:59:51Up in the tower!
00:59:53It's the guy from the Bombay!
00:59:55I'll get the cable.
00:59:57Get their attention.
00:59:59Then you beat it.
01:00:01It's a good plan, Eddie, but one thing's wrong.
01:00:03Let him! Let him!
01:00:05Let him! Let him!
01:00:07Go away outside!
01:00:13Let him!
01:00:15Let him!
01:00:17Let him!
01:00:18Let him!
01:00:19Let him!
01:00:22Get those!
01:00:23He's all in it!
01:00:28Get him!
01:00:29Get that bastard!
01:00:31Get him!
01:00:33Get him!
01:00:34Get him!
01:00:35Get him!
01:00:36Get him!
01:00:37Get him!
01:00:38Get him!
01:00:39Get him!
01:00:40Where'd you get the hat?
01:00:43You like it?
01:00:44You damn smart ass!
01:00:46Well, I guess it's my hat now.
01:00:49You like it?
01:00:50Damn it!
01:00:51Wait, wait, wait!
01:00:52Maybe it's that spooky Indian we always heard about.
01:00:55Nah, he never was for real.
01:00:58That guy was a Colt 45.
01:01:00You don't know nothing about him either.
01:01:01No.
01:01:02Oh!
01:01:03Who is he?
01:01:04Jesus!
01:01:05Tell me!
01:01:06Tell me!
01:01:07It's a coyote.
01:01:08Coyote, my ass!
01:01:09Oh!
01:01:10Streamer!
01:01:11Somebody get me a rope, huh?
01:01:13My ass!
01:01:14Coyote, the ass!
01:01:16What are you at?
01:01:17You hear me, boy?
01:01:18Stick around.
01:01:19We'll have a little fun with your friend here.
01:01:21Little puppet show!
01:01:23Coyote, you can't estudow, high.
01:01:35Coyote, cowboy, you've got to take the finest drive.
01:01:38Coyote, cowboy!
01:01:40Coyote, cowboy!
01:01:42he's over there!
01:01:44Woo!
01:01:47Woo!
01:01:48Don't let him back down.
01:01:49Don't let him.
01:01:50Go out.
01:01:51Woo!
01:01:52Woo!
01:01:53Woo!
01:01:54Woo!
01:01:59Woo!
01:02:00Woo!
01:02:02Ah!
01:02:03Woo!
01:02:05God!
01:02:08Eddie!
01:02:10Eddie!
01:02:11This journey ain't over for you, or for her!
01:02:15Wooo!
01:02:17Wooo!
01:02:19Woooo!
01:02:21Woooo!
01:02:23Woooo!
01:02:25Woooo!
01:02:27Oh, damn!
01:02:29Oh, boy!
01:02:31Wooo!
01:02:33Woooo!
01:02:35Go!
01:02:37Just them up!
01:02:39Say sign now to your engine friends!
01:02:43There he is! Daniel! Here he comes!
01:02:47Hey, man!
01:02:49Name your first kid after me!
01:03:02You rejects can't do nothing right!
01:03:13Get out of here!
01:03:16Get out of here!
01:03:18Damn it!
01:03:20Get out of here!
01:03:22Go!
01:03:27A-A-A-A!
01:03:29A-A-A-A!
01:03:32A-A-A-A!
01:03:42Hold it, Sweetheart!
01:03:45Oh, we made it!
01:03:50Hey, John.
01:04:03Cigarettes and whiskey and wild, wild women.
01:04:10They'll drive you crazy. They'll drive you insane.
01:04:20I'm so sick of you.
01:04:30Is everything all right, Mr. Rude?
01:04:36No, Rhonda. I'm quite sorry.
01:04:41I'm so sick of you.
01:04:45Is everything all right, Mr. Rude?
01:04:48No, Rhonda. I'm quite upset.
01:04:52What's the matter?
01:04:54I had a dream again last night, and it was quite troubling.
01:04:59I heard the howl of the coyote, but this time there was violence and blood and death.
01:05:06But that was just a bad dream, Mr. Early. That's nothing to worry about.
01:05:10Now gather round, now. You know, we hanged that Indian. We all hanged him. And I'm offering $10,000 reward for anybody that gets me that Eddie Coyote. Dead or alive. You understand? Now, Berserko, you go take your job.
01:05:32I gotta go.
01:05:34Good luck, my dear. Good luck.
01:05:36And, Petey, you come with me. We're gonna check out Pearly Gate.
01:05:39Donny! Donny!
01:05:55Donny!
01:05:57Donny!
01:05:58Donny!
01:05:59Donny!
01:06:09Sleep stills.
01:06:10Are you okay?
01:06:13He's gone.
01:06:16Mom.
01:06:18No.
01:06:20No, no.
01:06:22No.
01:06:26No.
01:06:30No.
01:06:38You gotta listen to me.
01:06:40They're looking all over for you.
01:06:42You got a $10,000 reward on your head.
01:06:46It's okay.
01:06:48It's okay.
01:06:50It's okay.
01:06:56Okay.
01:07:16I'm going back to town.
01:07:18I'm gonna go with you.
01:07:22Forget it.
01:07:24Eddie.
01:07:34I'm going back to town.
01:07:36I'm gonna go with you.
01:07:40Forget it.
01:07:42I'm gonna go with you.
01:07:44I'm sorry.
01:07:46Daddy...
01:07:48Johnny was my friend, too.
01:07:50Aw.
01:10:52Let's go see if you need some room service.
01:10:54Let's go see if you need some room service.
01:10:54Let's go!
01:10:54Let's go!
01:10:55Let's go!
01:10:56Hey!
01:10:57Hey!
01:10:58Hey!
01:10:59Hey!
01:11:00Leave her alone!
01:11:02Let's go!
01:11:03What are you doing?
01:11:05You can't do that!
01:11:06I just did!
01:11:07Now!
01:11:08Come on!
01:11:09You wanna dance?
01:11:10Yeah!
01:11:11Yeah!
01:11:12Oh!
01:11:13Yeah!
01:11:14Oh!
01:11:15It's the ground, Dottie.
01:11:21You and me got a date.
01:11:22It's the ground, Dottie.
01:11:25You and me got a date.
01:11:31What if you're doing, Pop?
01:11:32You never did anything to get on it.
01:11:34Want your reward, boys?
01:11:36You shut the fuck up.
01:11:36All right, we got him.
01:11:38He's in Bunkalo 3, the third one in the middle.
01:11:40Blue one.
01:11:41Remember, he's a damn, whole-blooded killer, all right?
01:11:44Jump off, head over to Eli's side.
01:11:46Quick, get some ammo.
01:11:52How's this?
01:11:55No, no, no, that's a 38.
01:11:58There.
01:11:58No, Dr. 45.
01:12:00No, that is a suppository.
01:12:03Get your friggin' hands up!
01:12:06Where I can see them!
01:12:09What the hell was that?
01:12:18Matt, I'm gonna talk to you.
01:12:20Matt!
01:12:20This thing's spinning way out of control.
01:12:23Someone could get real hurt, maybe even killed.
01:12:25God, sounds like it should mean something to me,
01:12:27but it just don't.
01:12:29That's it!
01:12:29I quit!
01:12:30Get off it, Dottie!
01:12:31I ain't crossing this line
01:12:33until I get a piece of that 10 grand.
01:12:35All right, Jess,
01:12:35go turn that chicken-ass tenor into a soprano for me.
01:12:38Back off, please.
01:12:39Hey, hey, hey, Jesse, it's me, Vern.
01:12:40We went to high school together.
01:12:41I signed your yearbook.
01:12:42I thought I recognized you.
01:12:44Okay, I'm coming.
01:12:46Let's go.
01:12:50It wasn't funny, Matt.
01:12:55Good Lord.
01:12:58Why, you cleaned them open
01:12:59from collarbone to belly button.
01:13:01You don't see that every day.
01:13:03You got back doors to these shacks?
01:13:24No, it's just windows.
01:13:27All right, we'll cover them.
01:13:29All right.
01:13:30Come on, let's go!
01:13:31Let's get this guy, Elaine May.
01:13:44Patience, Elijah.
01:13:47Patience.
01:13:54Hey, mister!
01:14:03Mister, I got the place around it!
01:14:05Give yourself up, mister!
01:14:06They're serious about this!
01:14:07Get the hell out of there, Vern!
01:14:08Mister, come on out!
01:14:09Get out of the way, punk!
01:14:10They're gonna kill you, mister,
01:14:11if you don't come out!
01:14:12Go ahead!
01:14:16Come on, get up!
01:14:17You go in there and make for sure
01:14:47Get your head in the door! Make sure he is! Go on!
01:14:58Mister, are you there?
01:15:05There's nobody in there. It's empty and it's full of holes.
01:15:09Irma, go check it out.
01:15:12Buck, go in. We got your back.
01:15:17It's a booby trap that didn't go off.
01:15:23Circle around, man! We gotta find him!
01:15:25We can't let him get away!
01:15:27Y'all see anything?
01:15:28No, man, nothing. Y'all search over here.
01:15:30Hell yeah.
01:15:31Search over here.
01:15:38Petey?
01:15:39Petey, what in the hell you doing over here, boy?
01:15:42Backing you up, man.
01:15:43Backing me up.
01:15:44Yeah.
01:15:50You didn't even fire one damn shot, did you?
01:15:53Did you?
01:16:00Man, that's just weak, man.
01:16:02Real weak.
01:16:04Shit.
01:16:05Can't even count on your own blood.
01:16:10Yo, Buck! Irma!
01:16:12Quit your fussing over that booby trap!
01:16:14Let's get out of here!
01:16:15Looks like I got me a new shotgun.
01:16:16Hey, Buck! Irma!
01:16:17Did you help us find a coyote?
01:16:18He's caught on something.
01:16:19I can't.
01:16:20Yeah, your green hair.
01:16:21No, it's not.
01:16:22I did something over here.
01:16:23Are you okay?
01:16:24Neil, I was right.
01:16:25You get good mileage to a full tank.
01:16:26You did a good job.
01:16:27Go check on Buck, huh?
01:16:28Be careful.
01:16:29I have my own arms.
01:16:30Go get him, him Vicky Cole.
01:16:31Take your ten grand and shove it.
01:16:32Petey, you all right?
01:16:33Let's go.
01:16:34Yes, you okay?
01:16:36No.
01:16:37No.
01:16:38No.
01:16:39No.
01:16:40No.
01:16:41No.
01:16:42No.
01:16:43No.
01:16:44No.
01:16:45No.
01:16:46No.
01:16:47No.
01:16:48No.
01:16:49No.
01:16:50No.
01:16:51No.
01:16:52No.
01:16:53No.
01:16:54No.
01:16:55No.
01:16:56No.
01:16:57No.
01:16:58Okay, now what y'all head over to Eli's check on Joe Bob
01:17:04Petey sure last chance to be a man. Are we straight? Yeah, sure. Yeah, all right
01:17:10I'm gonna check out the gas station Matt. I won't let you down, okay?
01:17:28All right, Mother Teresa, where is he?
01:17:41Repent! Repent, you sinner! Take him, Lord! Take him now!
01:17:45What's going on? The Lord's will.
01:17:50Again?
01:17:58Hey, Circle, you got a coyote, huh? Right head, huh? Wrong guy.
01:18:19Joe Bob! Joe Bob! Joe Bob!
01:18:28What the hell is this? You know what the Bible says, live by the sword, die by the sword.
01:18:34It's funny, where's the dude with the .45?
01:18:39Not joking with you, I'm gonna ask you one more time!
01:18:41You better know where he is. Let's go find him, bro.
01:18:44You are not my brother! You are a liar, and you do not tell me what to do!
01:18:50We would not be in this mess if you'd have just shot that guy when you had the chance, you little coward!
01:18:55Not a chance.
01:18:58He's a long bugger, this one. You'll need another one of these.
01:19:16Get out of here.
01:19:17I-I-I...
01:19:44You know, you should have killed him because I'm gonna kill him as soon as I'm done killing your ass. Now, drop it.
01:19:52Drop it!
01:19:54Now, turn around nice and slow like.
01:20:06Where are you little friends now, huh? This is what happens when you mess with my child.
01:20:14Whoa!
01:20:16Yeah!
01:20:18That's dangerous to see, Coyote!
01:20:20Now, see, get up, boy! Get up! Get up!
01:20:24Ha! Stand up, little one!
01:20:26Boom!
01:20:28You're pissing me off, you mutton!
01:20:30Ah! Get me here, baby!
01:20:32Hey, adios, baby!
01:20:34Checkout time!
01:20:38Come on, get up!
01:20:40Need a little hand? You need a hand?
01:20:42You've been causing too much hell around my town!
01:20:46Stand up!
01:20:47I don't wanna kill you laying down!
01:20:49Stand up!
01:20:50Go!
01:20:51Ha-ha!
01:20:52Teach you a damn lesson!
01:20:55Ha-ha-ha!
01:20:56You gonna pay for what you've done to my family!
01:20:59Knock it off, old man!
01:21:01Everybody see this? Huh?
01:21:04Everybody watch this?
01:21:06It's a beautiful thing to die!
01:21:08It's a beautiful thing to die!
01:21:09It's a beautiful thing to die!
01:21:27Whoa! Whoa!
01:21:29Ready for one!
01:21:30Go on!
01:22:00Ow!
01:22:02Hey!
01:22:18Eddie!
01:22:19Eddie!
01:22:30Nooo!
01:22:42Haha!
01:22:43I got them busted!
01:22:46You?
01:22:47No!
01:22:48It was me!
01:22:50Army didn't give me a sharpshooter medal for nothing.
01:22:53Was I?
01:22:54You know.
01:22:55What the hell are you talking about?
01:22:56You're all blind!
01:22:57No!
01:22:58I got it!
01:22:59I got it!
01:23:00I got it!
01:23:01It's better than it do!
01:23:02Stop it!
01:23:03All right?
01:23:04I didn't have to do it!
01:23:05It has never missed a shot!
01:23:08Never missed a shot!
01:23:09No!
01:23:10I beg your pardon, sir!
01:23:11But my grandfather was very close to Rudyard Kipling, another excellent marksman!
01:23:16They were very close, like this!
01:23:18And the Rudyard on the bottom!
01:23:20You didn't even have a bullet in your gun!
01:23:22Oh, pretty, sir!
01:23:23What was in my gun?
01:23:24A suppository!
01:23:28No, no!
01:23:29No!
01:23:30No, no, no, no...
01:23:33No sugar.
01:23:59Dottie, this is a goldmine.
01:24:01They're going to start running buses here every two hours.
01:24:03I know. It's a lifesaver for us, too.
01:24:06You're welcome, ma'am.
01:24:10Dottie, I don't want to be forward, but do you like samurai movies?
01:24:14Well, I don't know. I've never been to one.
01:24:17Well, they're like westerns, only Japanese.
01:24:22Anyway, there's a special showing on in Sun City of one of my favorites called Yojimbo,
01:24:27and I'd sure love it if you'd see it with me on Friday night.
01:24:31Well, that sounds real nice, buddy.
01:24:34Um, I could just drive down.
01:24:38What time should I meet you?
01:24:39Oh, no, no, no. I'll come pick you up.
01:24:41Say, around, uh, five o'clock?
01:24:43I'll be ready.
01:24:45Great.
01:24:46Oh, my God, that must be birding.
01:24:53King, me sir, please.
01:24:54Oh, darn.
01:24:56Very lucky day for you, Mr. Singh.
01:25:00Ah, and a very lucky day indeed for us all. Very lucky.
01:25:04Our town is experiencing a genuine renaissance, and we owe it all to Eddie. All to Eddie.
01:25:10A hell of an idea of his, telling the tabloids about all the alien activity around here.
01:25:16Oh, yeah.
01:25:16Who ever knew there were so many nuts in the world with money?
01:25:20Oh, that's a good one.
01:25:23I made you boys some brownies.
01:25:25Ah, thank you very much.
01:25:26Great, Elizal.
01:25:27Now, Bertie, you must sit and rest.
01:25:30Oh, thank you.
01:25:31And, Eli, you must stop smoking.
01:25:34Why?
01:25:35Because my Bertie and I are having a baby.
01:25:39Oh, wow.
01:25:40Congratulations.
01:25:41Congratulations.
01:25:42Congratulations, my friend.
01:25:44Congratulations, my friend.
01:25:45Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:25:56Hi.
01:25:57Hey, look who's here.
01:26:03This is him, too.
01:26:04I do now.
01:26:05I do now.
01:26:23Don't believe your eyes.
01:26:26If it looks like I'm lost.
01:26:31Gonna have to trust.
01:26:34There's a special light that is guiding us.
01:26:42A perfect lover's star.
01:26:45That, I really hearted my heart too.
01:26:46It's called the
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