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00:00Get ready to match the stars, Anthony Anderson, Annie Murphy, Joel McHale, Selina Gomez, Cara Delevingne, and Thomas Lennon, as we play the star-studded match game.
00:22And here's the host of Match Game, Martin Short.
00:30Welcome to Match Game, the show that has people asking, how much money could Martin Short possibly need?
00:48And look at the stars we have tonight. Oh, my God.
00:54Anthony, how are you?
00:56I'm well, Martin. How are you?
00:57I'm excellent. Now, you were in Martin Scorsese's The Departed.
01:01Yes, I was.
01:01And now, who do you think is the most brilliant Marty you've ever worked for?
01:06Little Marty or even littler Marty?
01:09This is the best Marty I've worked with today.
01:11Oh, today.
01:12Today.
01:13Thank you, Anthony.
01:14Hi, Annie.
01:15Hi, Marty.
01:16How are you?
01:16I'm good. How are you?
01:17Now, you worked with my dear friends, Eugene Levy and Catherine O'Hara.
01:21And other than them both being climate deniers, what is it that you like about them?
01:28Well, I love jeans and I love hair.
01:33Oh, so you like parts of each.
01:36Parts of each.
01:37Yeah.
01:38Joel McHale, such a fan.
01:41Now, truthfully, whenever I watch you on the screen, I'm whelmed.
01:48You forgot the first part of the word there, I think, right?
01:51No, no, no.
01:51I didn't.
01:52I didn't.
01:52What?
01:53All right.
01:54Now, my heart is beating.
01:56Like a distant little jungle drum, I must say.
01:59For Selena Gomez is here.
02:01My beloved co-star from Only Murders in the Building.
02:08And right now, aren't we missing Steve?
02:11Are we?
02:13Oh, my God.
02:14I left him in the car.
02:15I forgot.
02:16Oh, you know what?
02:17I cracked the window.
02:18He's fine.
02:19So, listen.
02:20She does have 419 million Instagram followers.
02:25How about that?
02:26Oh.
02:27And Cara Delevingne.
02:31Okay, you say that well.
02:32Oh, hello.
02:33Hi.
02:33And sadly, don't get me this wrong, and I'm not making fun of you in any way, but she only
02:38has 40 million Instagram followers.
02:41I cry about it at night, yeah.
02:43I think it's kind of adorable.
02:44It is.
02:45Yeah.
02:48And Thomas, for God's sake.
02:52Now, Thomas, do you remember when we first met?
02:55Because I don't.
02:57I'm also blanking on it.
02:59Okay.
03:00Now, I think it's time to meet tonight's contestants, shall we?
03:07Reveal them.
03:10Reveal them.
03:18Hello.
03:19Hiya.
03:20Hello.
03:21Aaron and Charlene are with us.
03:24Okay.
03:24Now, tell us about the house you live in, Charlene.
03:28I bought my parents' house.
03:30I am married with three boys, and my mother, who is 92, who lives with us.
03:33She watches match game almost all the time, and she's a huge fan and thinks I'm here meeting
03:38Jean Rayburn.
03:40And she's 92.
03:41I'm 92.
03:42She was helping coach me.
03:43All right.
03:44Well, welcome.
03:46Okay, Aaron.
03:46Now, here's the weirdest thing I heard about you.
03:49I heard that you dress up as Jesus and go to raves.
03:53I do, because I found a one.
03:55That's why I know you.
03:55Yes.
03:56That's why.
03:57I do that because, like Jesus parted the sea, I part the ravers, so I don't have to wait
04:02in crowds.
04:04Nice.
04:04What an odd fella you are.
04:09Do you know, and here's what's amazing, Selena.
04:12He has a tattoo of one of your songs.
04:15I do.
04:16I actually have Killed Them With Kindness tattooed because that got me through so much, so I
04:19just wanted to say thank you for that.
04:21Oh, my God.
04:21Can I hug you?
04:22Yes, you can hug me.
04:24Can I hug you?
04:25Sweet.
04:28I got me throwing my dog with six.
04:30I just threw, threw, threw.
04:31Oh, that's so cute.
04:32Okay, no, thank you.
04:34Hi.
04:35Sorry.
04:36I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
04:39Selena Gomez lay down, man.
04:42Thank you so much.
04:44All right, let's play match games, shall we?
04:49Go, go, Marty, go.
04:51Go, Marty, go.
04:52Go, Marty, go.
04:54Now, each of you will get two questions to try to match as many of our six stars as possible.
05:00Whoever matches more goes to play Supermatch for a chance to win $25,000.
05:08All right.
05:10Are you ready?
05:12Wow.
05:14Okay, Aaron, do you want question A or B?
05:18Question A.
05:19Question A.
05:20All right.
05:22Can you read?
05:23Yeah, I can, Tara.
05:25Yeah, I can.
05:28Well, all right.
05:30Ready?
05:31Just my luck.
05:33The only exorcist in town is a hipster.
05:36Instead of using holy water, he cleansed my house with holy blank.
05:43Okay.
05:44Just my luck.
05:45The only exorcist in town is a hipster.
05:48Instead of using holy water, he cleansed my house with holy blank.
05:54That's funny.
05:55Well, but it may not be good.
05:57Yeah, yeah.
05:58Thomas, normally you're locked in first.
06:01Look at you.
06:02All right.
06:04We're still waiting.
06:05Oh, Anthony is locked in.
06:07Shut up.
06:07Uh-oh.
06:08Anthony's locked in.
06:08Well, McHale's overthinking it.
06:09Joel's keeping us waiting.
06:10All right.
06:13I'm going to read it one more time.
06:16Just my luck.
06:17The only exorcist in town is a hipster.
06:20Instead of using holy water, he cleansed my house with holy blank.
06:26What do you think, Aaron?
06:27Holy doobies.
06:29Holy doobies.
06:31Doobies.
06:32Okay.
06:33All right.
06:34I'll tell you who doesn't want to win.
06:38All right.
06:39Just my luck.
06:40The only exorcist in town is a hipster.
06:43Instead of using holy water, he cleansed my house with holy, Annie.
06:48Bong water.
06:50Oh.
06:51No.
06:52Oh.
06:53How do you think you get bong water, judges?
06:57First of all, I want you to take that pill I get you.
07:00Because you've got to calm down.
07:02All right.
07:03Annie.
07:05He cleansed my house with holy craft beer, is what I said.
07:09Oh.
07:09All right.
07:12Logically, okay.
07:13Logic.
07:13So far, nothing.
07:14Joel, what's happening?
07:16Nothing.
07:17What's happening?
07:17No, no, no.
07:18We're waiting for your ex.
07:19Oh, I didn't.
07:19I don't have one.
07:22Pass.
07:23No, no.
07:24You don't pass.
07:25Oh.
07:25No, no.
07:25You have to tell us what you wrote down.
07:27I really wanted to help you, Russell, but, uh...
07:30You can call me that.
07:33It's fine.
07:35Oh, no.
07:37Wow.
07:38I wrote matcha.
07:41What?
07:42Matcha?
07:42You know, like the tea.
07:44The tea?
07:44Yeah.
07:44Hipsters.
07:46Wow.
07:46They like their matcha tea.
07:48Wow.
07:48What?
07:49Yes.
07:49So you don't want anyone to succeed in life, do you?
07:52Don't.
07:53If he gets it wrong, we get the money, right?
07:55No.
07:56I don't know how this works.
07:57You have that wrong.
07:57You have that wrong.
07:58Selena Gomez.
07:59Yes.
08:00The only exorcist in town is a hipster.
08:03Instead of using holy water, he cleansed my house with holy...
08:07I don't know.
08:12Hey.
08:13Good answer.
08:13I don't speak for anyone else in this room, but I'm proud of you.
08:16Yeah.
08:17Cara.
08:19I also wish I could help.
08:21I feel like me and Annie were on the same page.
08:24Homemade beer.
08:25Yeah.
08:25Yeah.
08:26That's kind of cool.
08:28Thomas.
08:30Aaron, the answer that you were looking for, of course, was that the exorcist used homemade kombucha.
08:35Kombucha.
08:37Kombucha.
08:38All right.
08:39Well, Aaron, you scored absolutely nothing.
08:42But don't let that worry you because we haven't heard from Charlene yet.
08:47All right.
08:49The match game lost and found is chaos.
08:53Celebrities leave all kinds of wild things.
08:56Selena Gomez even left her blank.
09:02The match game lost and found is chaos.
09:06Celebrities leave all kinds of wild things.
09:10Selena Gomez even left her blank.
09:13I don't know Selena like that.
09:16What possibly could this answer be, Charlene?
09:20Is that how you spell it?
09:22Is that how you spell it?
09:22What?
09:23It shouldn't be hard to spell.
09:24Yeah.
09:24Joel's locked in.
09:28Joel's locked in.
09:30Selena is locked in.
09:32Say doobies.
09:34Doobies.
09:36Okay.
09:37Annie, we're waiting on you.
09:38Oh.
09:39Okay.
09:39All right, so it all goes down to Carl.
09:42We are locked in.
09:43All right.
09:44The match game lost and found is chaos.
09:46Celebrities leave all kinds of wild things.
09:48Selena Gomez even left her gold records.
09:52Oh.
09:53Gold?
09:54This is Selena Gomez.
09:57Gold record.
09:58I love that.
10:00Antony, what's your answer?
10:01Ah, well, since, uh, since this is a kind of wild party, Selena and I are neighbors, so
10:09I know how they get down at her house, I'm going to put, uh, panties.
10:15Oh, my God.
10:17Oh, my God.
10:18What?
10:19She always, you know, it doesn't.
10:21Can't wait.
10:22Okay.
10:23Selena, any thoughts?
10:24Um, pass.
10:26Yeah, pass.
10:27Annie.
10:28Selena left her fiancé.
10:29Fiancé.
10:31Ah, her fiancé.
10:33Our answers go together.
10:36Our answers go together.
10:38We're thinking as a team over here.
10:40Just so you know.
10:42Joel.
10:43That's a really good one, Charlene.
10:45It was Charlene.
10:45I wrote that you left your Steve Martin.
10:47Oh.
10:47Oh.
10:50Wow.
10:50We did.
10:52This is such a high-scoring game.
10:54All right.
10:55Selena Gomez even left her...
10:57Martini.
11:02My martini.
11:03Ah.
11:05Wait, she got her own answer wrong?
11:07Mm-hmm.
11:07Correct.
11:07She's the one that left her.
11:08Correct.
11:10Cara.
11:10Yes.
11:12I didn't know what to put, and I was...
11:14I'm projecting, because I said her phone.
11:17That's what I would leave.
11:18That is a very smart answer.
11:20No, that's actually accurate.
11:21Fine.
11:21Yeah.
11:21I know.
11:22I know.
11:23Oh, wow.
11:23Thomas.
11:24I went with her first husband.
11:26Oh.
11:28Wow.
11:32All right.
11:34Well, this is exciting.
11:36Talk about a nail-biter.
11:38As far as zero to zero.
11:42Welcome back to Match Game, the show that influencers call not on their radar.
12:01Okay, the score is tied at zero to zero.
12:06So this time, Charlene, you go first.
12:09We're going to say...
12:10Look at that button.
12:11Oh.
12:12Oh.
12:13Wow.
12:14Look at that.
12:14Now, would you like A or B?
12:16B, please.
12:17B.
12:17All right.
12:18Look at that.
12:19All right.
12:20Extra Flexible Fiona said,
12:24All these companies are making smartphones you can fold in half.
12:28Big deal.
12:29I can fold so much, I'm able to kiss my own blank.
12:35Ooh.
12:36Extra Flexible Fiona said,
12:38All these companies are making smartphones you can fold in half.
12:42Big deal.
12:44I can fold so much, I'm able to kiss my own blank.
12:48Mm, hold on.
12:50Let me fold real quick.
12:51No, no, no.
12:52Andy, you don't have to try it.
12:53It's just a question.
12:55Oh, okay.
12:55Yeah, yeah, it's not an instruction.
12:57Yeah, I was just saying how far I could fold.
12:59No, I know.
12:59But we're not at the wrap party.
13:01Yeah.
13:01Okay.
13:03Oh, okay.
13:04Ooh, early locks.
13:05Two lock-in.
13:06Early locks.
13:07Oh, early locks.
13:08Yeah, that's what I'm going to do.
13:09You're an old pro at this, aren't you, Thomas?
13:11I'm an early locker.
13:12Pushed in lockers.
13:13Oh, yes.
13:14By the big guys.
13:15Oh, yeah, yeah.
13:16By McHale.
13:17Okay.
13:18Joel?
13:18Aren't I locked in?
13:19Anthony, we're working.
13:20I am locked in.
13:21I'm locked in.
13:22Locked and loaded.
13:23Ready.
13:24Extra Flexible Fiona said all these companies are making smartphones you can fold in half.
13:28Big deal.
13:29I can fold so much, I'm able to kiss my own, Charlene, butt.
13:35Ow!
13:36Butt!
13:36Hey.
13:37I'm able to kiss my own butt.
13:42This is racy.
13:43I can fold so much, I can fold so much, I'm able to kiss my own buttocks.
13:50Yes!
13:54Eddie?
13:55I was quite offended by Charlene's answer, to be honest.
13:58Because I put, ass.
14:01Oh.
14:02Butt bottom.
14:05Joel, did you write something down this time?
14:08I don't understand the rules in this case.
14:10No, no, no.
14:10See, when I ask, I do blank, and then what you do is she's...
14:14All right, I have blank right here.
14:15No, no, no, no.
14:16Then you write down your answer.
14:18Are you guys as lost as I am?
14:20This is...
14:21All right, Martin.
14:22Here we go.
14:24There's the first, the visual, and then the...
14:27Ash!
14:28All right.
14:30Selena!
14:31Big deal.
14:32I can fold so much, I'm able to kiss my own blank.
14:35We're looking for butt.
14:36Okay.
14:37Who isn't?
14:38The...
14:39The drawing is, um, bad, but...
14:45Hold on.
14:48Can I just pause for a second?
14:51I understand what the...
14:53What is this?
14:54I thought it was the legs, and then it didn't work out.
14:57Gee.
14:58Butt tassels.
14:59That's an unusual approach to butt-tops.
15:02Selena, turn it...
15:03Selena, turn it around.
15:04I want to see Selena.
15:05Oh, that is interesting.
15:06Show us your butt.
15:07Show us your butt.
15:08Show us your butt.
15:09Show us your butt.
15:10Show us your butt.
15:10That's the bottom half of a centaur.
15:13I put ass.
15:14Oh!
15:17Okay, Thomas.
15:18Charlene, I wanted you to go six for six, and I'm so sorry, but you're going six for
15:23six!
15:23Six for six!
15:26Okay, Aaron, I'm not saying you're under any pressure at all, but the score is six to zero.
15:34So you need six to force a tiebreaker.
15:37You don't have a chance of winning, but you could have a tie.
15:40Okay, so we're going to go with A. Are you ready?
15:44Yes, I am.
15:44God bless you.
15:49From the makers of The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives comes a new show, The Secret Kinks of
15:56the Guys from NSYNC.
15:58You won't believe Justin Timberlake's collection of leather... blank.
16:04Aaron, I'm sad to say that you already lost.
16:18No, no, no.
16:20No, that's not fair.
16:21That's not true.
16:23Not true.
16:23I'm rooting for Aaron.
16:25All right.
16:26We have Thomas locked in, or he's dozed off.
16:29Both.
16:30Uh-huh.
16:31All right, Annie.
16:33Yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:34Joel.
16:35Yes.
16:36There we go.
16:38The makers of The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives comes a new show, The Secret Kinks of the
16:43Guys from NSYNC.
16:45You won't believe Justin Timberlake's collection of leather, Aaron.
16:50Pants.
16:51Pants.
16:52Ah!
16:53Okay.
16:54Okay, you said pants, and you need six to tie.
16:58From the makers of The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives comes a new show, The Secret Kinks of
17:03The Guys from NSYNC.
17:05You won't believe Justin Timberlake's collection of leather blank.
17:08We need a match here.
17:10All right.
17:11Uh, I put assless chaps, which are pants.
17:15Basically pants.
17:16Pants.
17:17Pants.
17:18Judges?
17:19They've left.
17:21I...
17:22Right now, they're having a discussion back then.
17:25We're checking.
17:26We're looking.
17:27It's mostly pants.
17:28They're thinking.
17:29They're pants with the ass out.
17:30But they're pants.
17:31It's a part of a pants.
17:32They go over pants.
17:34Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
17:36I'm gonna give it to the guy that looks like Jesus.
17:40Judges.
17:41We're waiting for your answer, judges.
17:43No rush.
17:44Wow!
17:45Baby!
17:46All right.
17:47Well, we have a champion.
17:51Sadly, we have to say goodbye to Aaron.
17:53Oh, my God.
17:54Look at the bright side.
17:55Now, you don't have to worry about what to do with that $25,000.
17:58Supermatch is next.
18:00Bye, Jared Leto.
18:04You got a Jared Leto?
18:06Ha, ha!
18:19Welcome back!
18:21It's time for Supermatch!
18:27Now, Charlene, you're gonna have a shot at winning $25,000.
18:32And what would you do with that kind of money?
18:36Well, like I said, I bought my parents' house.
18:38And it's a split level.
18:39And I take my mom for a walk in her wheelchair.
18:41And I walk her down the stairs.
18:42But I would love to be able to get a stairlift and a ramp.
18:45So that as she ages, we can...
18:47Can you really like to do it?
18:48One of you.
18:49We walk every day.
18:50We walk every day.
18:51That would be great.
18:52Well, even if you don't win,
18:53I have a feeling that Joel's gonna cut you a check.
18:55That's the kind of guy he is.
18:57Okay, we're gonna start with an audience match.
19:00So we recently pulled the Match Game Home audience
19:03and got their most popular responses to this.
19:09Sunday blank.
19:11Now, if you can guess the third most popular answer,
19:15you win $2,000.
19:16The second most popular answer will get you $3,000.
19:19And the most popular answer will get you $5,000.
19:23Now, to help with these suggestions,
19:27you can enlist the aid of three of our celebrities.
19:30Who do you want to pick first?
19:32Annie.
19:33Annie.
19:34Hi.
19:35Okay.
19:36Sunday blank.
19:37Morning.
19:38Sunday morning.
19:39Sunday morning.
19:40Very good answer.
19:41Thank you so much.
19:42Okay, who's next?
19:43Selena.
19:44Brunch?
19:45That was my answer.
19:46A brunch.
19:47Sunday brunch.
19:48Okay, good.
19:49Who's next?
19:50Joel.
19:51Did I say the fourth most popular answer?
19:53No, no, no, no, no.
19:54It's gonna be one or two or three.
19:57Dinner.
19:58Sunday dinner.
20:00Okay, now you can choose one of the three answers
20:03or give us one of your own.
20:05What answer would you like to go with?
20:07I think I'm gonna go with Sunday brunch.
20:09Sunday brunch.
20:10Okay, let's see how you've done.
20:12We're looking for Sunday brunch.
20:15For $2,000, the third most popular answer is...
20:20School.
20:21Oh.
20:22Okay.
20:23Don't worry about it.
20:24We're good.
20:25Don't worry about it.
20:26Okay.
20:27For $3,000, the answer is...
20:30Morning.
20:31Okay.
20:32Okay.
20:33I think you got it.
20:34Okay.
20:35She's got it.
20:36Okay.
20:37This is the last chance.
20:38For $5,000, the answer is...
20:40Sunday...
20:43Oh!
20:44Sunday.
20:45Aww.
20:46I am so sorry.
20:47You didn't make any match, but all is not lost.
20:50You're gonna get now $1,000 and a chance to multiply that by five with a celebrity head-to-head match.
20:59If you're gonna match one celebrity exactly, you'll win $5,000.
21:03Okay.
21:04So which one of our six celebrities would you like to try to match head-to-head with?
21:09I'm gonna pick Antony.
21:10Oh, please don't.
21:11Alright.
21:12So to win $5,000, you must match Antony exactly.
21:17Alright.
21:18This is the question.
21:19Okay.
21:20For $5,000...
21:24Clear the blank.
21:26Clear the blank.
21:28Clear...
21:29Which one?
21:30I think this one.
21:31They're working on it.
21:32I think the bottom one...
21:33Don't...
21:34You're gonna do it.
21:36And by the way, $5,000 makes a very nice ramp.
21:40Yeah.
21:41What?
21:42I'd kill for a ramp right now.
21:45Why would you say that?
21:46Okay.
21:47Okay.
21:48Who wouldn't like a ramp?
21:53See?
21:54Alright.
21:56Locked in.
21:58Alright, Charlene.
22:00Are you ready?
22:01What is your answer?
22:02Clear the field.
22:03Clear the field.
22:05Alright.
22:06Now let's turn and face Antony.
22:09Hold on.
22:10Let me write that one down.
22:11No, no, no.
22:12That's not the way it works.
22:13It doesn't work that way.
22:14It doesn't work that way?
22:15No, no, no, no.
22:16You already wrote it down, remember?
22:17Yeah.
22:18Okay.
22:19I had two.
22:20I had two.
22:21It was either room or air.
22:23Okay.
22:24I'm sorry.
22:25That is not a match, but you still won $1,000.
22:30We're halfway through the show.
22:32You made it this far.
22:33Why not stick around?
22:35Sorry, that note was for me.
22:37That's right.
22:38I'm staying.
22:39I'm not going anywhere.
22:53Welcome back to Match Game.
22:55I love this panel so much.
22:57Anthony, you have hosted so many shows.
23:00What's your secret other than never preparing?
23:03You know what?
23:04I let the talented people do the work and I just show up and look pretty.
23:07Well, you do look pretty.
23:09Thank you very much.
23:10Not today, but normally you look so damn pretty.
23:16And let's meet tonight's players.
23:23Keep it spinning.
23:25Hello, Rasha and Robert.
23:37Tell me about your near-death experiences, because I read about this and it's very bizarre.
23:41Yes.
23:42I've been electrocuted.
23:43Riptides pull me out.
23:44I've been in fires, almost crashed a number of times.
23:48I've been in some bad situations, but I'm here.
23:50But that is so bizarre.
23:51You've had eight of them.
23:52Yeah.
23:53Well, welcome.
23:54I'm thrilled that you're here.
23:56Hello.
23:57How are you, Rasha?
23:58I'm doing well.
23:59Nice to see you.
24:01You're a flight attendant.
24:02I am.
24:03I became a flight attendant because it was my mom's dream to become one and she couldn't.
24:09So, I fly for her.
24:11Now, you've had celebrities on your plane.
24:14Who's been the biggest jerk you've had to deal with?
24:17And if they're on this panel, just whisper.
24:19I wish I had you guys on my flights, but I fly commercial.
24:24Okay.
24:25Let's play match games, shall we?
24:28All right.
24:29Let's play it.
24:30Let's play it.
24:31Let's play it.
24:32Let's play it.
24:33Isn't that cool?
24:34All right.
24:35Rasha, do you want A or B?
24:37A, please.
24:38All right.
24:40My nephew was conceived at KFC, which explains why his mother named him blank.
24:48My nephew was conceived at KFC, which explains why his mother named him blank.
24:55Okay.
24:56Ah!
24:57Oh, Thomas, you know, you're always locked in first.
24:58I'm locked.
24:59Always locked.
25:00Oh, and he's helping, Annie.
25:01That's so sweet.
25:02Oh, definitely not helping.
25:03Oh.
25:04Oh.
25:05Oh.
25:06Annie, what do you think?
25:07Yes.
25:08Here we go.
25:09Oh, Annie's locked in.
25:10Joel's locked in.
25:11Locked.
25:12Selina's locked in.
25:13Kara's locked in.
25:14I do.
25:15Yeah.
25:16Antony?
25:17Coming in.
25:18Okay.
25:19Is everyone locked in?
25:20Yeah.
25:21Yes.
25:22All right.
25:23Okay.
25:24Rasha, my nephew was conceived at KFC, which explains why his mother named him...
25:27Colonel Sanders.
25:29Oh.
25:30Oh.
25:31I could have thought of that.
25:33Colonel Sanders.
25:34That's very smart.
25:35That's smart.
25:36I hope that any of you are as smart as that answer.
25:39I don't know if I am.
25:40First of all, you are smart, but maybe not in this case.
25:41Okay.
25:42My nephew was conceived at KFC, which explains why his mother named him...
25:46Okay.
25:47Before I give this answer, Marty, I just have to...
25:52I wanted to...
25:53You don't have a flight on Friday.
25:54Yeah, I do.
25:55I just wanted to commend you for having a DEI show with me today.
26:00And then the first question has to be about chicken.
26:05Uh...
26:06So...
26:07I didn't say Colonel.
26:09I said sweet tea, like sweetie.
26:12Okay.
26:13Can I ask you one question?
26:15Yes, Marty.
26:16I know you're this big brainiac.
26:18But how many times do you go to KFC for sweet tea?
26:21I don't think it's ever happened, has it?
26:25No.
26:26It hasn't.
26:27Yeah.
26:28So you don't...
26:29You don't like Russia.
26:30You don't want to win.
26:31What a weird instinct.
26:32Okay.
26:33Annie.
26:34Uh...
26:35Okay.
26:36Well...
26:37This answer's worse than mine.
26:38I...
26:39How dare you.
26:40I said buck or bucket.
26:44I think that's...
26:46I think that's...
26:47Very unhelpful.
26:48You really want to name a baby bucket?
26:50Joel.
26:51I would not like to answer.
26:53You have to answer.
26:55I don't...
26:56Yeah.
26:57You got the flyer about the rules, right?
26:59Yeah.
27:00It was a flyer.
27:01It was...
27:02I threw it away.
27:03I get them all the time.
27:04Well, that was your mistake.
27:05You have to give us an answer.
27:06All right.
27:07Well, I'm on the Annie train here because I thought it was bucket as well.
27:11Okay.
27:14We're looking for Colonel Sanders.
27:17Selena.
27:18Um...
27:19I don't have a good poker face.
27:20It just sucks.
27:21I'm sorry.
27:22Chicken Strips.
27:26That's my nephew's name.
27:27How about Chicken Strips?
27:28It's my favorite.
27:29My nephew is named Chicken Strips.
27:30That's my nephew's name.
27:31I love KFC.
27:33Kara.
27:35Um...
27:36I was gonna put Colonel Sanders...
27:37This doesn't help because it's wrong, but...
27:39it's Kentucky.
27:41Woo!
27:42That one's right.
27:43Kentucky.
27:44It's kind of like bucket.
27:45That's actually very clever.
27:47It helps no one, but it's clever.
27:49Thomas.
27:50Marty, I've had a bottle and a half of red wine.
27:52I know you have.
27:53And everyone can see my answers when I write them from above,
27:57which makes me wonder why no one else could come up with Colonel.
28:02Ah!
28:03Yes!
28:04That is one.
28:05All right, Rasha.
28:06Good answer.
28:07Who scored one?
28:08Oh, that was great.
28:09Okay, Robert, let's see how you do.
28:11All right.
28:12This is exciting.
28:13Now, you need one to tie.
28:15Okay, I think I can do that.
28:17And two to win.
28:19But we're still in round one.
28:20But if we were in round two, that would be the case.
28:24Mmm.
28:25Papa needs a rest.
28:26Okay.
28:27Mother Goose is going modern with her big book of same-sex couple stories.
28:34In the new tale, Jill and Jill, the two lovers, drive up the hill listening to songs by blank.
28:43Mother Goose is going modern with her big book of same-sex couple stories.
28:49In the new tale, Jill and Jill, the two lovers, drive up the hill listening to songs by blank.
28:59Tom, that's a horrible answer.
29:00Isn't it amazing?
29:01I looked this time.
29:02That's a horrible answer.
29:03How quickly a drunk can work.
29:04Yes.
29:05Yes.
29:06Under-think it.
29:07Under-think it.
29:08Under-think it.
29:09Under-think it.
29:10Joel is locked in.
29:12Okay.
29:13I-I'm-I'm trying.
29:14I-I'm trying.
29:15Selina and Carl.
29:16Uh, they're conferring.
29:18I'm just trying to see what you're gonna say.
29:21Come on, Andy.
29:22All right.
29:23You're gonna help this man.
29:24Uh...
29:25All right.
29:26Me?
29:27We're almost locked in.
29:28Carl.
29:29I'm always early.
29:30Is that a bad?
29:31Yeah.
29:32It is, yeah.
29:33Mother Goose is going modern with her big book of same-sex couple stories.
29:36In the new tale, Jill and Jill, the two lovers drive up the hill listening to songs by blank.
29:41Hey, hey, Robert.
29:42Say this.
29:43No, no, no.
29:44That's you.
29:45Just say this.
29:46Jack and Jack.
29:47I-I don't-
29:48Jack.
29:49Wow.
29:50Jack and Jack.
29:51Jack and Jack.
29:52Anthony, what?
29:54Uh, you know what?
29:56We're gonna hurry up and get Robert home.
29:58Lady Gaga.
29:59Woo!
30:00Oh.
30:01Jack and Jack, Robert?
30:03No.
30:04I want you to calm down.
30:05Okay.
30:06I'm coming.
30:07Your pill hasn't taken effect yet.
30:08Yeah, I know.
30:09He's doing the best he can.
30:11Well.
30:12He clearly doesn't need any money.
30:14Okay.
30:16Annie?
30:17Oh, Marty.
30:18Oh, Robert.
30:19I put the Indigo Girls.
30:21Oh, okay.
30:22All right.
30:23That's a good one.
30:24That's a good one.
30:25Uh, yeah.
30:26Robert, this is gonna be worse than when you were electrocuted or drowned.
30:29So, uh...
30:30I said Indigo Girls, too.
30:32Deca.
30:34Mother Goose is going modern with her big book of same-sex couple stories.
30:39And the new tale, Jill and Jill, the two lovers.
30:42Drive up the hill listening to songs by blank.
30:45We're looking for Jack and Jack.
30:46It's the one and only Britney Spears.
30:48Britney!
30:49Okay.
30:50Kara?
30:51All right, all right.
30:52I decided to say Pussy Riot.
30:57What'd you say?
30:58Kara?
30:59Pussy Riot.
31:00In a very obscene way, that's clever.
31:02I...
31:03Yeah.
31:04Okay.
31:05Thomas?
31:06Robert, I'm so sorry.
31:07The correct answer was always Indigo Girls.
31:09All right.
31:10Wow.
31:11Okay.
31:12Okay.
31:13At the end of round one, the score is Russia one.
31:15Robert, zero.
31:16It's time for a commercial break.
31:18So we'll be right back.
31:21You know what?
31:22It's round one.
31:23Anthony, what did you do?
31:25Look at Lady Gaga.
31:35Welcome back to Match Game.
31:37All right, Russia.
31:38Now, you are ahead by one to zero.
31:41So, you get to go first.
31:43In round one, you matched with Thomas.
31:46So for this question, you can match with everyone else.
31:50Would you like question A or B?
31:52And since I've picked A, why don't we go with A?
31:55A, please.
31:56Okay.
31:57I was gonna stop you!
31:59I was gonna stop you!
32:01But no, my no!
32:02Why not?
32:03Why not?
32:04Now, there's a follow-up to the hit show, Schitt's Creek set in a weed dispensary called,
32:11That's Some Good .
32:14In one scene, Annie Murphy's character tries a gummy and can't stop blanking.
32:21What is your answer gonna be, Russia?
32:22Not yet!
32:23Yeah.
32:24Because we have to wait for our celebrities to lock in.
32:25This has nothing to do with the show.
32:26Okay.
32:27Thomas, we can't hear from you this time.
32:28No, I know.
32:29And that's the point.
32:30That's the point.
32:31That's the point.
32:32That's the point.
32:33That's the point.
32:34That's the point.
32:35That's the point.
32:36That's the point.
32:37That's the point.
32:38That's the point.
32:39I'm in a little pod.
32:40I'm in a little pod.
32:41Because normally that's when we switch channels.
32:42Okay.
32:43Oh, okay.
32:44Joel's locked in.
32:45Okay, Cara and Selena.
32:46All right.
32:47We're waiting on the girl who just came from the weed dispensary.
32:49Yeah, she's taking her time because she's super high right now.
32:51But then I'm in the middle of the show.
32:52What's your answer?
32:53What is your answer?
32:54What is your answer going to be, Russia?
32:55Not yet!
32:56Yes!
32:57Because we have to wait for our celebrities to lock in.
32:58This has nothing to do with the show.
32:59Okay.
33:00Thomas, we can't hear from you this time.
33:01No, I know.
33:02And that's going to be a shame.
33:03I'm in a little pod
33:04Because normally that's when we switch channels.
33:05Yeah, she's taking her time because she's super high right now.
33:10And he's locked in.
33:12There's a follow-up to Schitt's Creek set in a weed dispensary called That's Some Good S***.
33:17In one scene, Annie Murphy's character tries a gummy and can't stop blanking.
33:23Rasha?
33:23Laughing.
33:24And can't stop laughing.
33:27Well, that's a great answer.
33:29There's a follow-up to Schitt's Creek.
33:31In one scene, Annie Murphy's character tries a gummy and can't stop blanking.
33:37Rasha, have you had a gummy before in your life?
33:39Yes.
33:40Okay.
33:41What are you doing after the show?
33:44I have some gummies in my room and I want to laugh all after that.
33:48That's what you do.
33:51Laughing, giggling, smiling.
33:54Annie?
33:55Um, I think she'd be, like, LOL-ing.
33:59So.
34:01Laughing.
34:02Laughing!
34:05Joel?
34:06Uh, Martin, can you read the question again?
34:08Because that took up almost half the show.
34:11That was...
34:12Do you need to hear it again?
34:13No, because I'm laughing so much.
34:16Yes!
34:18Okay, what is your answer, Selena?
34:20We're looking for laughing.
34:22Okay, but I wanted to choose singing and dancing because I wanted to hear a little bit of Lexus.
34:28All right, all right.
34:32Carl.
34:33Uh, Rasha, you're gonna be laughing all the way to the bank if you keep going like this.
34:38Well, look at that, ladies and gentlemen.
34:44Okay.
34:45Okay, the score is five to zero.
34:48Robert, a little pressure here.
34:50All right, breathe in, breathe out.
34:53All right.
34:54Annie, help him.
34:55I am.
34:56The Situation Room at the White House is where the president is briefed on intelligence.
35:02The Situation Room at the situation's house is where that guy from the Jersey Shore is briefed on blank.
35:15So the Situation Room at the White House...
35:18Are you listening, Joel?
35:20Because I'm telling you, you seem lost.
35:21This is record-breaking.
35:23This is...
35:24The Situation Room at the White House is where the president is briefed on intelligence.
35:28Okay.
35:28The Situation Room in the situation's house is where that guy from the Jersey Shore is briefed on blank.
35:38Robert, do you know who the situation is?
35:41Yes, yes, I know who the situation is.
35:43So you know who Jersey Shore is, that show?
35:45Yes, yes.
35:45Okay.
35:46Do you have your answer?
35:48Yeah, I think I do.
35:49Send it to us.
35:50Yes.
35:51Relopathically.
35:52That's a good idea.
35:53That's what I've been trying to get him to do.
35:55Okay.
35:56Oh, we've got two lock-ins.
35:59Okay, ready?
36:01Joel is locked in.
36:02Kara is not locked in.
36:03What?
36:04Kara is locked in.
36:05Selena is locked in.
36:07Okay.
36:08The Situation Room in the White House is where the president is briefed on intelligence.
36:11The Situation Room in the situation's house is where that guy from the Jersey Shore is briefed on blank.
36:18Robert.
36:19I'm going to say exercising.
36:21Exercising.
36:22Marty, Marty, Marty, before we go on, ask him if he has another answer.
36:28Maybe that might help him out.
36:30The Situation Room in the White House is where the president is briefed on intelligence.
36:33The Situation Room in the situation's house is where the guy from Jersey Shore is briefed on...
36:39Drinking.
36:41Drinking.
36:43Drinking.
36:43Yeah, drinking.
36:44Like drinking.
36:46Oh, I see.
36:47Yeah, oh.
36:47All right, so this is very important, because, Annie, you have to match with Robert, or we say goodbye to Robert.
36:55All right, so breathe in, breathe out.
36:56I'm genuinely not cut out for this game.
36:59It's too hard.
37:00Stupidity.
37:01Oh, well.
37:03Congratulations, Rasha.
37:07You're our champion.
37:09Robert.
37:09You have to say goodbye to Robert.
37:13Thank you, Robert.
37:16Supermatch is next.
37:17Time for Supermatch.
37:36Rasha, you will have a shot at winning $25,000.
37:41Now, what are you going to do with that money?
37:47Well, I still live at home with my parents, and I love them to death, but it's time for
37:52me to spread my wings and get my own place.
37:55So, I'm moving out.
37:57You're moving out?
37:58Yeah.
37:58Okay.
37:59Now, we're going to start with an audience match.
38:01Now, we recently polled Match Game Home audience and got their most popular response to this.
38:11Debt blank.
38:13Now, if you can guess the third most popular answer, you win $2,000.
38:17The second most popular answer, you win $3,000.
38:20And the most popular answer, you win $5,000.
38:24Now, to help with the suggestions, you can enlist the aid of three of our celebrities.
38:32Who do you want?
38:33Anthony.
38:34Yes.
38:35Anthony.
38:35All right.
38:36Get blank.
38:38Out.
38:40Get out.
38:42Okay.
38:42Next celebrity.
38:44Thomas.
38:45Get a life.
38:46Get a life.
38:48Okay, who's next?
38:50Joel.
38:50Get lost.
38:54Get lost.
38:56Okay, you've got out, a life, and lost.
39:00Now, you can choose one of those answers, or you can give one of your own.
39:04What answer do you want to go with?
39:06I'm going to go with Anthony.
39:07Get out.
39:08Get out.
39:10Okay.
39:11For $2,000, the third most popular answer is...
39:17Get ready.
39:18Oh.
39:18The $3,000 answer is...
39:24Get going.
39:25Get going?
39:27Okay, this is your last chance to match.
39:30And I have a good feeling.
39:31The $5,000 answer is...
39:37Get out!
39:37Oh, my God.
39:53All right.
39:53Okay, you have won $5,000.
39:56But now, you get a chance to multiply that by five, with our celebrity head-to-head match.
40:05If you match one celebrity exactly, you win $25,000.
40:13Now, which one of our six celebrities would you like to try to match head-to-head?
40:18And remember, that's legal in now 12 states.
40:20Okay.
40:22Okay, who are you going to pick?
40:25Anthony.
40:26Obviously.
40:26Anthony.
40:27We're going to make this money.
40:28We've been in each other's head the whole night.
40:30Okay.
40:31If you're ready, turn and face me.
40:33No help from the audience, please.
40:34Thank you very much.
40:35Okay.
40:37Anthony.
40:37Yes.
40:38Write down your answer to this.
40:40Blank farm.
40:45Blank farm.
40:48Uh, that's what I'm going to say.
40:51What is it?
40:55Don't listen to Joel.
40:56No.
40:58No one listens to me.
41:01Blank farm.
41:01I think you might trust your instincts.
41:03I got to say trust your instincts.
41:04Okay.
41:05Okay.
41:07All right.
41:09Anthony, are you ready?
41:10Anthony is ready.
41:13Rasha, what's your answer?
41:16Animal.
41:17Animal farm.
41:20Okay, turn and face, Anthony.
41:23For $25,000, what is your answer?
41:27I am so sorry, but I put...
41:30Oh, that's good.
41:31That's good.
41:32I'm not even mad at it.
41:33I tried to give you hints when I said,
41:36Anthony is ready.
41:38I was trying to cheat.
41:39Oh, I didn't even think about it.
41:41I'm sorry you did not make a match,
41:43but you still won $5,000.
41:46I'm happy.
41:47Congratulations.
41:49Literally all of us were wrong, by the way.
41:51If you enjoyed spending time with me,
41:53I'm Martin Short,
41:53and if you haven't,
41:55I'm Jimmy Kimmel.
41:56Thanks, guys, it was so nice meeting you.
42:02It was so nice to meet you.
42:02It was so cool.
42:03It was so cool.
42:04You guys, you're great.
42:05Oh, my goodness.
42:07You're answering so much longer than everyone else's answer.
42:10It was so nice meeting you.
42:12I know.
42:13I'm happy.
42:13Listen, I'm happy.
42:14No, I watched you in all the seasons.
42:16Oh, my God.
42:17It's so cool to meet you.
42:18I was thinking, I'm like,
42:19if there's anything, I'm going to go.
42:21So, oh, but I know.
42:22I was going to say funny talk,
42:24so you can write.
42:24So, okay, okay.
42:25Did animals say animal?
42:27None of us came up with animals.
42:28No, no.
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