00:00Have you been boning any young Hesai menages?
00:02No.
00:03Like...
00:04Like ever yet.
00:06You're still a virgin?
00:07Shut up!
00:08Maya, that's weird!
00:10We've been given a mandate to ensure that our staff is at least 30% diverse.
00:15What I need is someone like you to be a substitute teacher.
00:18Oh, I'll be teaching...
00:21sex ed.
00:22Sick, hot sex ed teacher.
00:24So we good?
00:25How are you going to teach sex ed when you've never had sex before?
00:28Ow, ow, ow, I wish I never had sex.
00:31Please make it stop.
00:32Seriously Missing, what the hell is this?
00:34Maybe you can learn with the students?
00:36Don't learn on the students.
00:38Maybe you can learn on him.
00:39Is masturbating with glitter safe?
00:40I'm sorry.
00:41I should save my questions to the end.
00:43Maybe I have an opportunity here.
00:45What's a reverse cowgirl?
00:46Great questions.
00:47My daughter does not need to learn about any of that.
00:49So you'd rather she learn about all this from Cardi B lyrics?
00:51I don't know who that is.
00:52It's Beyonce.
00:54Get her out of here!
00:55Get her out of here!
00:56Please, wait!
00:59What a big stone snake.
01:01You to teach a strict curriculum and you decided to become the Malala of sex education.
01:10What's that?
01:11Magic Bullet Mini.
01:12Why is it in here?
01:14Because I had a smoothie.
01:17Was the milk expired?
01:18No!
01:20I made you breakfast.
01:22No, no, no, no!
01:23Oh!
