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DollHouse Episode 8
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00:00you are now watching now that's TV
00:30go home bitch
00:34wait no go home bitch
00:36fuck around with you
01:00and he ain't even tapping it
01:02if it's wet then I'm trashing it
01:04if it's good then I'm gasping it
01:06nasty bitch but got classy
01:07she's sexy, pretty, little sassy bitch
01:09black barry doll with a cash tag
01:11want a bad bitch break me off then
01:12don't play on my top
01:13this bitch here top notch
01:14bust down icing my watch
01:15boy what you thought
01:16I don't give a fuck bout love
01:17I don't give a fuck bout hugs
01:19baby I'm a dog
01:20I don't give a fuck bout clubs
01:21I don't give a fuck bout clubs
01:22baby I'm a dog
01:27we wrapped the reunion
01:30I don't give a fuck
01:32baby creep
01:33come on right now
01:34come on right now
01:35you gotta be nice to bitches
01:36move move move move
01:37we're sorry
01:38from when I saw on Instagram
01:41maybe it was all of them face apps
01:43but from when I saw on Instagram
01:45she looked half way decent
01:47so when she came up in here
01:49deteriorating with that
01:51motherfucking Agna Bob
01:53bitch
01:55I was just baffled
01:57and she felt like I was a little too much
01:59and you know you don't even get it back
02:02you wack ass bitch
02:04bitch stop playing with me
02:05stop playing with me
02:06no I can't
02:08don't do this
02:09don't do this
02:10why you don't wanna fight
02:11just tickle
02:12why you don't wanna fight
02:13why you don't wanna fight
02:14why you don't wanna fight bitch
02:15take her
02:16take her
02:17take her
02:18take her
02:19I'm done being nice to bitches
02:20Shida for JoJo season 2
02:21it's a wrap
02:23this shit gonna be warmer without me
02:24and y'all bitches better stand on y'all heads
02:28like stand on y'all
02:29stand on it
02:31stand on it bitch
02:32like
02:34I was trying to help her get her
02:36get a girl
02:37cause every time she came with this little chop chop bob
02:39chop chop chop chop
02:40she came with this bob
02:41and I was trying to fix the bob
02:43and trying to fix her
02:44but she
02:45she was up for elimination twice
02:47and baby she was over it
02:49cause she said bitch
02:50I came up here and fought everybody bitch
02:52and I'm getting to sit down
02:54I don't give no fuck
02:55sweetheart
02:58bitch now I'm drunk
02:59y'all wanna get drunk
03:01y'all wanna act bad
03:02and I'm gonna act bad
03:03the fuck is you talking about
03:05bitch I ain't
03:07who
03:08these folks got me fucked up
03:12y'all gonna eliminate me
03:13and kick the horse
03:14y'all gonna eliminate me
03:16and keep a bitch
03:17that been in the swimming camp
03:18since she got here
03:19since she got here
03:20ain't gonna fade
03:21because she ran in her phase
03:22with all the heavy hitters
03:23she snuck every bitch she fought
03:26like she just snuck every bitch she fought
03:28like she do not want
03:29y'all bitches
03:31this is very picky choosy
03:33put it fast
03:37moments will be made regardless
03:41I'm gagging
03:42I'm eliminated
03:43I was genuinely embarrassed for you
03:48because I'm like damn
03:50you finna go back to New York City
03:51and everybody finna laugh at you
03:53your joke babe
03:54go home
03:56this is the tea I needed
04:07like
04:13I told her she wasn't gonna be here at my home
04:15I told her that before she came
04:17so she was gonna pop it about the hoes and stay in my house
04:21and be comfortable
04:23never
04:24we're done with that
04:25you lasted about five seconds
04:28have a nice trip back to New York City
04:32have a nice trip back to New York City
04:34you lasted about five seconds babe
04:36you're old
04:38you're ugly
04:40and you're washed
04:41hit the dryer home
04:42fuck up bitch
04:43get the fuck out
04:44you never belonged here
04:45bye
04:46you look amazing making your exit bitch
04:48go home
04:50like literally go home Rima
04:51why are you here
04:56now who are on that
04:59who the fuck are on that
05:00y'all busy
05:01who this raggy ass bitch
05:04who this raggy ass ho
05:06who this raggy ass bitch
05:11ugly ass ho
05:12bitch don't put some makeup on Trini
05:15she had to go
05:16her time expired
05:17I don't care what you're talking about
05:19she had to leave
05:20and if you want to leave
05:21you can leave too
05:24I wish I think about the eliminations
05:26uh
05:27until you was up
05:28okay so I'm gonna make it go
05:29a bitch will wish
05:30yeah
05:31I wish to go home
05:32I'm not
05:33I can't
05:34the reason I'm
05:35when you're drunk at what time
05:36only when I go home is if I send myself home
05:38right
05:39it's impossible for me to go home
05:40I don't care
05:41bitch I could be up for elimination every week for all
05:43I give a fucking
05:44I'm still gonna say the same thing I said
05:45I don't give a fuck to go or stay
05:47and I'm still gonna say it
05:48cause I don't give a fuck
05:50bitch
05:51why would I go home
05:52she didn't come on that one
05:53she didn't come on that one
05:54she didn't come on that one
05:55she didn't come on that one
05:56she didn't come on that one
05:57she didn't come on that one
05:58I came in
05:59I ran all my faves bitch
06:00and I'm done fighting for the rest of the show
06:01bitch
06:02I'm too pretty sure
06:03for scratches and bruises and all that
06:04and I don't like that type of shit
06:06like I don't
06:08bitch
06:09I don't fight no more
06:10I feel like the elimination is so early
06:11so it's like very
06:13just because that was very early
06:14that was just the time I met her
06:16well I feel it was early
06:17because the people that she like did lined up
06:19all did they thing
06:21I feel like I'm okay with it
06:22I feel like you were like
06:23you carry's birthday
06:24she said
06:25I came in the first day cause I knew what I had to do yesterday
06:29that's the only reason why I came in
06:30I'm okay with the elimination being early because
06:32the replacement like I want to see the replacement
06:36you already seen her right?
06:37no no but like the other replacements that are coming
06:39they're coming to like bang
06:40they are?
06:41they said they?
06:42yeah they said they said when they come in they're coming to bang
06:44like anybody that looks like they're crazy
06:45oh
06:46oh
06:48she's in here
06:49she's in the dark house
06:57a replacement coming here too
06:59like like there's going to be
07:00to do the what?
07:01like there's going to be actually replacements who are going to
07:03who are going to want to fight
07:04I'm just coming in here thinking they run shit
07:05cause they replacing it
07:06that's the fear
07:07you know when you're replacing how like
07:09some people like they need to prove
07:11like I'm not replacing
07:12but I don't have any of them
07:13unless it's being weird shit
07:14I feel like replacing like
07:15if you come in here trying to vibe
07:16with everybody instead of coming here
07:17trying to beat
07:18they said they're coming up
07:19or at least that's what I also said
07:20they said they're coming to fight
07:21oh
07:22what?
07:23who's trying to fight?
07:24like basically
07:25who's trying to fight?
07:26I don't know
07:27like the elimination is happening so early
07:29cause they're going to be replacing
07:30and they're coming in here
07:31and the replacements are
07:32they want to
07:33how do y'all feel about that fight?
07:34they just can't make a partner
07:35okay
07:36can I get first?
07:37yeah
07:38why do y'all want to hear?
07:39cause I know you
07:40so bitch
07:41when you got in I was gagging
07:42cause the first round like
07:43okay y'all got in and like
07:44bitch
07:45in my mind
07:46in my opinion
07:47it's not just
07:48now she's going back to New York City
07:49on a one way flight back
07:51and she will not be back
07:52who are you?
07:53huh?
07:54who are you?
07:55I'm sorry excuse me
07:56she did when she told her
07:58I guess
07:59I was like
08:00do not
08:01the fight
08:03I forgot what I gave
08:04but
08:05I got your cup
08:06give me my
08:07I spilled mine
08:08which one?
08:09huh?
08:10huh?
08:11nothing
08:13see here
08:15come on
08:16nothing
08:17um
08:18she just went home
08:19next at that school
08:20it's
08:21we're ready for the next bitch
08:23the next replacement in
08:24it's about that time
08:30who the next replacement?
08:31huh?
08:32Scott?
08:33I don't know
08:34I hope so
08:35Scott
08:37I vouch for you to come in the house
08:40later on and everything
08:41but one thing about it
08:43you're not going to bash my network
08:45you're not going to talk down upon
08:49what I build
08:52and what
08:54we all build
08:55as a whole
08:56as an Alex TV community
08:58so you're not going to talk down
09:00and think you're about to come on my platform
09:03and shine
09:04no
09:05we cool babs
09:06stay in them trenches
09:08yea
09:09you're not going tocho
09:10but
09:11things like that
09:12we've done
09:13it
09:14you're not going to
09:15be in the house
09:16we have to make a
09:17house
09:18try this
09:19you want to be on
09:21feet of tomorrow
09:23but
09:24and
09:25what
09:26you want to,
09:28where
09:29are you and
09:31are you and
09:33to get eliminated because i wasn't a doll it hurt me and then talking to isaiah was like
09:56more of a realization like no bitch you're really eliminated
10:00it was just a wholesome experience because as they reassured me that i did good and that
10:18everything that i did wasn't for waste and the conversation was needed i cried
10:25how the fuck is trini still here and y'all want me to go like let's be for real bro like let's let's
10:31be honest like let's be honest mikaela ain't have a fucking wig on since she got here bro
10:36like let's be for real you got a point you got a point you have you do have a point like come on
10:45like this shit is great like that's okay you still have your platform you still have a second chance
10:50to redeem yourself at the reunion you're about to have the premiere you're about to have all that
10:56i'm feeling like running on camera oh come here
10:59message to the dolls is that all y'all bitches was involved um y'all bitches played this day
11:08happy y'all bitches was scary and when i see y'all bitches at the reunion
11:13animal planet and her crew it is what it is and we're gonna do what we do bria mikaela
11:22ari trini trini where trini don't shouldn't actually hear
11:27bitch
11:27where these bitches at right
11:30shayla
11:44shayla deserves to be to deserve that
11:48so all this was because of shayla
11:50it wasn't just because of shayla it's a couple bitches on the list that i don't like
11:54a couple bitches on the list that can't respect me a couple bitches on the list that keep coming at me
11:58every chance they get those bitches don't get no respect for me and the bitches gonna bow down
12:02i'ma make them bow down at the end of the day but overall though i do want to enjoy my cast members
12:09and let us have a good time you want to meet the dogs you want to be able to come on the bus and feel
12:14cool exactly i want to be i want to be able to tell my new fan and be able to talk to all you guys
12:18because at the end of the day with shayla going over other cast members don't got shit to do with me
12:22because i'm a host they want to um but persuasion them they say like we all want to be able to like do
12:27a dog moment when we walk up together but i we don't want to be barb uh barbie and um okay but
12:34that's what i'm saying like that that's that has something to do with cast members i'm the whole
12:39second okay so you feel like they could be okay i'm able to be i'm able to be neutral okay if these
12:45bitches can respect me i'm gonna let them know that respect me then it's no neutral okay so you said
12:51like you understand that these your girls but this is your job so you feel like you do want to talk to
12:54your other dogs too because you are a host so we gotta let you do it and i'm finna go tell her
13:00and tell the girls that no shade i got you because you did what me since i'm like come here
13:04as a real bitch and i got you i'm never gonna i'm not even paying on your timing i got you
13:16so
13:25so
13:34so
13:36we got we got we got we're the most leaders group no shade it's given divided
13:59it's dollhouse season one we in this bitch we lady we ready to go the fuck out my ass look fat and my
14:05pussy is out um this is how you catch a baby's leader bitch and put that shit on
14:12this is where the dog is at like no shade we're dogs
14:16clock the ass though i came sexy i'm trying to find a husband
14:21i need a man i hate this i bounce and i cook and i shut the fuck up i'm looking for a husband
14:28that's gonna pay all my bills
14:30is that actually what type of niggas y'all want
14:31yay
14:33i like a niggas with a 5-5
14:35kenzie did they actually
14:36yeah but i'm coming in all custom fits everything i don't have on this custom except for the outfit
14:40i bought in everything else been custom and if you think this fly oh you stay tuned because i got
14:46some more looks for you okay i'm tired of follow this my head's hurt
14:49right like when are these bitches gonna stop hating y'all keep trying to force phase and force
14:55these like girl be authentic y'all are not authentic y'all are not dogs
15:00y'all sent shayla home okay that's true
15:05but i just feel like honestly it was other
15:07bitches that could have went home besides shayla
15:09you know every time we had a talk and the reason why they really um
15:18may um may her leave is you know it's not just they want her to keep going
15:22it's not a fight at y'all right you know as a transformer you always got to stay cute and
15:26they just feel like she didn't because she didn't take that bop off shayla you should have took that
15:31bop off she would have switched your bop if you would have switched that wig you probably would have
15:34been here she had a curly wig on yesterday that really was the bathroom she did have a curly
15:39baby she just didn't do her face but they like but i didn't know we're going to have to off
15:47we're going to have to off shayla you ain't gonna see it but i cried when you left and i love you
15:54regardless
16:02i got the money on me
16:08Put the money on me
16:11Put the bag on me
16:13Put the money on me
16:16When he eat it, how it tastes, he like it's yummy, yummy
16:18Deep stroke, missionary, he be coming, coming
16:20Throw it back, clap, clap, got me creaming on it
16:23Ooh, fuck, goddamn, he like Lonnie, Lonnie
16:25Reverse cowgirl, don't you run from me
16:27Face down, ass up, daddy, put it on me
16:30Don't bust me enough, be this pussy nigga
16:32Put my hair, grab my neck, fuck me, stupid nigga
16:38Put the money on me
16:40Put the money on me
16:44Ooh, yeah, what my food, honey, honey
16:47Ooh, yeah, put the money on me
16:49Ooh, yeah, what my food, honey, honey
16:51Ooh, yeah, put the money on me
16:54Put the money on me
16:59Put the money on me
17:03Uh-huh, oh yeah
17:08Radical, original, high vibe, all-star, subliminal, oh my, big fish, big pond, big wins, big sauce, I got it all, yeah, let me tell you what.
17:18I end up putting together a speed dating type in the van.
17:21Since London, you thought I was fucking your nigga, here's a chance for you to get your own nigga.
17:29And for a lot of you dolls that, you know, can't really seem to find a man, here goes some trans-attractive man for you.
17:38Never catch me, and I don't do this for free, I go, go, go, go, go, go, I go.
17:48So, Ant from Playboys, welcome to speed dating with the dolls.
17:57Could you not hear me?
17:58I hear you.
17:59I'm out.
18:00Oh, what's up?
18:01What's up?
18:01What's up?
18:01What's up?
18:01What's up, dolls?
18:03You acting real scary, Ant.
18:04You okay?
18:05I ain't scary.
18:06I ain't never scary.
18:07What's up?
18:08So, Ant, what are you looking for in the women?
18:12What are you looking for in the dolls?
18:15Me, personally, I'm just looking for consistency, loyalty, somebody that's on my level, you feel
18:20me?
18:20Somebody that knows this entertainment business like I do.
18:25What are you on that ass TV?
18:26You know, real, real, uncut.
18:28And, basically, I don't know.
18:30I need somebody that's on my time, man, respectfully.
18:32So, what's your preference?
18:33It's like dark, light, brown.
18:36Bad ass.
18:38Brown.
18:38Oh, you like them thick.
18:39Okay.
18:40Dark.
18:40Yeah.
18:41Or, like, the dark of the berry, the sweet of the juice.
18:44You know what's up.
18:45Okay.
18:46So, cool.
18:46So, you think you're going to get you somebody from out of here?
18:49Out of the dolls collection?
18:50I mean, I never pulled up and ain't walk out with nothing, so.
18:53Oh, okay then.
18:54So, I better see you leaving with somebody then, huh?
18:56You know the vibe.
18:56All right, go ahead.
19:01What's going on, dolls?
19:02How y'all doing?
19:03How y'all feeling?
19:04Okay.
19:05It's time for some niggas.
19:06Okay.
19:06Hey, Bobby.
19:07It's finally some things up my alley, all right?
19:10I was sick of the motherfucking bitches fighting on it.
19:12I wanted to see some dudes fight over me.
19:14So, girls dating seem like just the thing I needed to attend to.
19:17Feeling good.
19:18How are you?
19:19I'm fine.
19:20So, we're about to play a game of speed dating.
19:23Have y'all ever played speed dating before?
19:24No.
19:25No.
19:25Okay, but Deja just gave y'all the direction, so y'all got it, right?
19:28I hear, you know, a voice up on the speaker from the commentary that sound real, you know,
19:33real familiar.
19:34I'm like, oh my God, who this?
19:36You know what I'm saying?
19:36And when you hear her voice, bitch, you know she coming.
19:39You know she finna show out.
19:40Ugh, she finna show out.
19:41Ugh, carry her out.
19:43So, bitch, I'm like, I know that ain't been Keesh.
19:45Okay, so we gonna jump straight into it.
19:48Do you tell, this question is for the ladies.
19:52Do you tell right away that you are trans?
19:54Do you tell me that you're trans?
19:55No.
19:56No.
19:57No.
19:59No, it depends on the situation.
20:01Yeah.
20:02If I don't want them, I would tell them, but...
20:04I feel like if we ain't taking it further, then why I gotta tell you all my tees in the
20:08first hand?
20:09No.
20:10No.
20:11So, hold on one second.
20:12Let me devil back real quick.
20:13So, did you say if you don't want them?
20:16Yeah, if like, they keep coming up to me or like, and I'm not interested, I'll say it.
20:22Oh, but other than that, you don't tell them?
20:24No.
20:25Oh, okay.
20:26I know it's crazy.
20:27If you can't clock it, you can't clock it.
20:28Simple.
20:29Oh, so you like that, aunt?
20:30You'd rather not know, huh?
20:31Listen, keep on with the questions.
20:32I'm here.
20:33I'm listening.
20:34Okay, then.
20:35Get the dibble and dabbling for a minute.
20:36Okay, then.
20:37And what about you?
20:38Um, no.
20:39I don't wear it on my forehead, so.
20:40If I feel like it, but.
20:41For real?
20:42Well, not, well.
20:43Girl.
20:44I don't wear it on my forehead, so if I think we're going to get that serious, then yeah,
21:01but I don't feel like that's something I have to walk down the street and tell you I'm
21:04going to be a girl.
21:05So, once again, aunt, are you okay with that?
21:08With somebody not telling you that they're trans and you finding out later?
21:11I'm going to keep it with y'all.
21:13My mom's just trans, so whatever y'all would, I'm always would.
21:17I respect the community.
21:18If you want to up front it, up front it.
21:21If you don't want to up front it, that's only you.
21:23Like, you feel me?
21:24You identify as a girl, so if you want to be a girl, be a girl.
21:27All I know is girl, he doing more hand movements instead of Shane than me.
21:31I'm like, girl, what the fuck?
21:32Bitch, is this speed day, bitch, or are we over here on brunch with the girls?
21:35Because, bitch, I'm over here confused.
21:37I'm like, nah, nah, nah, girl.
21:39I ain't got a girl.
21:40I ain't got a girl.
21:41I ain't got a girl.
21:42Next one, next one.
21:43Next, next, next.
21:44I done hit the next one, girl.
21:46Bring in the next caller.
21:47On Love and War, I just didn't want everybody in my business.
21:50But everybody that knew, knew I was fucking niggas.
21:53Ain't no T.
21:54Oh, okay, cool.
21:55So it's kind of like the same thing.
21:57I see why you wouldn't mind that.
21:59I just respect everybody for what they identify as respectfully.
22:03Okay, so I got another question.
22:05Um, are bottoms more gay than tops?
22:10Ooh.
22:11Everybody that.
22:12What?
22:13Some dudes wear purses and then they be the ones fucking, so.
22:18Okay, so it's tricky.
22:19Yeah.
22:20It's as tricky as that.
22:21Okay.
22:22Um, I feel like most boys that be bottoms, they do be, like, ecking more masculine.
22:29Sometimes they need to be the tops that you catch in the club twerking and shaking that
22:32ass to sexy red.
22:33But, you know, like, at the end of the day, they both gay.
22:36So, I mean, what's the rap?
22:37You know?
22:38Dick gay, whatever.
22:39Regardless.
22:40Top, bottom.
22:41They both getting the dick.
22:42So, what?
22:43You just never know.
22:44Right.
22:45Okay.
22:46So, what you say?
22:47Are bottoms more gays than tops?
22:49Um, I don't, like I said again, I don't, like, I don't do all that.
22:54Like, if we gay, we gay.
22:56We like what we like.
22:57We like what we like.
22:58So, basically, you versed?
22:59Nah, it don't even get versed.
23:01I, I, I do the fucking, respectfully, but, um, realistically, like, I just don't give
23:06a fuck about all that, like, labeling and shit.
23:08Real shit.
23:09That was my, that was my biggest thing if y'all watching me on TV.
23:12I hate, I hated being labeled.
23:13Like, that's why I was always on that.
23:15So, you just, whatever happens, like, go with the flow?
23:18Go with the flow.
23:19Okay, cool.
23:20So, that could be versed.
23:21Okay, so, boom.
23:22Not too much.
23:23Not versed.
23:24We keeping it real.
23:25You're not lying to me, babe.
23:27Okay, so, boom, next question.
23:28Babe, I know the voice behind the mic.
23:30The girls recognize my voice.
23:31You know my voice is like, honey.
23:33Me and her, me and her.
23:34Uh-huh.
23:35Very good.
23:36Uh-huh.
23:37You should.
23:38It's like honey.
23:39With that being said, yeah.
23:40I said what I said.
23:41Ain't no verse over here.
23:42Uh-huh.
23:43Ain't no verse over here.
23:44It's no verse.
23:45Next question.
23:46Uh, people that's watching, y'all know how I make my money, not our CD.
23:49Oh.
23:50Oh, my gosh.
23:51You, you gotta go around.
23:53It's a merry-round.
23:54A merry-go-round with you, huh?
23:56I'm just, wait, what?
23:57You asked me.
23:58I'm just telling you, like, I don't, I, whatever I do on the side is what I do on the side,
24:02but now that's to be where the main back come from.
24:04Oh, so you be all over the place.
24:05Okay, got it.
24:06So, boom, ladies, are y'all attracted to end?
24:09Yeah or no?
24:12Uh-oh.
24:13Uh-oh.
24:14Uh-oh.
24:15Uh-oh.
24:16Oh, my God.
24:17Wait.
24:18Why y'all all click A?
24:19They don't need that.
24:20That's cool.
24:21That's cool.
24:22So, y'all say I can take my blindfold off?
24:24Take your blindfold off and see, are you attracted to any of them?
24:29Oh.
24:30Y'all were beautiful.
24:31Hi.
24:32But, um, respectfully, y'all shouldn't press a button, because for you, for you, for you,
24:38for you, respectfully, and that's how we gonna end that, because I can never leave you
24:41for you for your service, man.
24:43Y'all are beautiful.
24:44We love you.
24:45Y'all beautiful.
24:52What's going on?
24:53How you feeling?
24:54I'm feeling great.
24:55How y'all feeling?
24:56For real?
24:57Tip C.
24:58Have you ever played speed dating before?
25:00Nope.
25:01Okay.
25:02But you do think you want you a doll from up out of here, right?
25:05Right.
25:06Okay, cool.
25:07So, we're gonna start here with, um, do you have any fetishes?
25:10If you do like, can I hear one, please?
25:13Yeah, I like, I like pretty feet.
25:15Oh, okay.
25:16My feet real cute.
25:17I got cute feet.
25:18Oof.
25:19Okay, ladies.
25:22Are you asking us about our fetish?
25:24Should we have one?
25:25Yes.
25:26What's your fetish?
25:27YG?
25:28Um, I don't have any fetishes.
25:30Okay.
25:31Cap.
25:33Why you think it's cap?
25:34I don't know.
25:35I don't know.
25:36Cause everybody likes something.
25:37Who in here got a fetish?
25:39I'm like, you freaking ass bitch.
25:41Eh, not me, girl.
25:42Bitch, hello to you too.
25:43Bitch, you already trying to see if I eat ass?
25:45Bitch, uh-uh, girl.
25:46Let's go here.
25:47Next caller, girl.
25:48He ain't even come up in here and saying, how are you ladies?
25:50You like cash at?
25:51Nothing.
25:52He just automatically to it.
25:53You like scat?
25:54Nah, sis.
25:55I don't like that.
25:56I don't got no fetish.
25:57You know what I'm saying?
25:58Honey.
25:59What do y'all consider a fetish?
26:01Like something like a, um, like a habit that's not really normal.
26:05Like something that people would, you know?
26:06Is that a fetish?
26:07Yeah.
26:08Yeah, spit it.
26:09Okay, so pause.
26:10If you don't like their answer, um, baby, the gentleman, what's your name?
26:14Brandon.
26:15Brandon.
26:16If you don't like the response of the lady, you can press your button, okay?
26:19I just don't want you to be confused.
26:20You don't have to take that from them.
26:22Alright.
26:23So if you don't like it, get that doll up out of here.
26:25Okay?
26:26Okay, so next, do you have any fetish?
26:30You gotta eat it before you fuck them.
26:32Mm-hmm.
26:33Okay.
26:34And then?
26:35Gotta eat it first.
26:36Yup, and it's fine.
26:37Okay, okay, for sure.
26:39Okay, and the next lady?
26:41I like spit in my mouth.
26:42You gotta munch.
26:43Spit in her mouth?
26:44Mm-hmm.
26:45Alright, I think I got one that's, that can go.
26:48Who do you want to go?
26:50Um, Dior.
26:52Oh, fuck.
26:54How do you know my name?
26:56I'm glad you know the name, though, but I see.
26:58He getting rid of me.
26:59He like this freaky bitches.
27:01Bajie or, um, Bajie, it was nice asking you.
27:04See y'all.
27:05Get that dick and see.
27:06Ooh.
27:07Close your mouth.
27:08Keep your mouth closed.
27:09Keep your mouth closed, baby.
27:11I'm like, excuse me, bitch?
27:13You gonna exile me?
27:15When I'm a bad bitch?
27:16Okay, cool.
27:17That's why you can't fuck around with the BQ.
27:19You gotta go get you a hood, nigga.
27:21Get you a doo-doo.
27:22Mm-hmm.
27:24So, I left, and I had my view, hell out.
27:26Cause, bitch, I know you must go find a bitch better than me.
27:30Have you ever fucked a pussy before?
27:33I mean, a actual vagina on a biological female.
27:37Have you ever stuck your dick in there?
27:39Nah.
27:40For real?
27:41Yeah.
27:42Oh, you ain't gonna like me.
27:45Okay.
27:46Um, ladies?
27:49Ladies what?
27:50What?
27:51You ever had any pussy before?
27:53I don't, I don't, I don't.
27:54I've been transitioning since I was like 17.
27:56We listen and we don't judge.
27:57You say what, baby?
27:58I've been transitioning since 17.
28:00I never got to go down like that route.
28:02Oh, okay.
28:03Cool.
28:04And what about you?
28:05Nah, I didn't.
28:06Okay.
28:07So, that's three doughs.
28:08That's different, bitch.
28:10No dipping in the pot.
28:12Okay, so we're gonna bring another girl in,
28:14so you're back to three, Brandon.
28:15Okay?
28:16You got some more options.
28:17Alright.
28:19No, you don't.
28:23Hi.
28:24Hi.
28:25Hi, pretty.
28:26What's this?
28:27Look who that is.
28:32I don't know.
28:33Hey.
28:34What's up?
28:35What's going on?
28:36How you doing?
28:37Welcome.
28:38Hi.
28:39Have you ever played speed dating before?
28:40No, this is my first time.
28:41I'm excited.
28:42Okay, you look beautiful.
28:45Okay.
28:46Yeah.
28:47Okay, so boom.
28:48How many bodies do you have?
28:50Well, it's a few.
28:54I might be a little easy.
28:55I don't know.
28:56One, two, three, two, six.
28:57I'm grown.
28:58Five, six, ten, eleven, twelve.
28:59I'm grown, so.
29:00I'm not counting that no more.
29:01I'm not in high school.
29:02Like, no shade.
29:03Do condoms count or?
29:05My, well, my body count recess every year, so.
29:08Well, I would say fifteen.
29:11Okay, it's lower than my age.
29:13Fifteen?
29:14I'm gonna say fifteen.
29:15Fifteen.
29:16Fifteen.
29:17Fifteen.
29:18Only fifteen.
29:19So you fucked a nigga?
29:20Only?
29:21One nigga every year?
29:22No.
29:23Let's just ask you a question.
29:24I can say every year.
29:25Don't answer the question so we can get through.
29:26Brandon, how many bodies do you have?
29:28Four.
29:29Okay.
29:30How old are you, Brandon?
29:32Twenty-two.
29:33Okay, cool.
29:34We want to go keep moving right along.
29:36Um, what are your red flags?
29:39Uh, bad hygiene.
29:40Ooh, you don't like a stank bitch?
29:42Funky bitch?
29:43You don't want her to have you stank just for a little heat?
29:45I don't play that.
29:46He, he, he.
29:47Okay.
29:48Cause bitch, what?
29:50That's real bad.
29:51Ladies?
29:52I don't like a thirsty nigga.
29:54I agree.
29:55We don't want no trinity chasers.
29:57Um, that's one.
29:58Two, I feel like, you gotta be confident.
30:02No, no, like, slow in the crowd.
30:04That's a turn off.
30:05And y'all can see him.
30:06He can't see y'all.
30:07So are y'all attracted to him?
30:08Yes, I see this guy too.
30:10He's somebody that might have caught my eye a little bit.
30:12So I'm like, hmm, let me see what's going on here.
30:14I see the, you know, shorts.
30:16I see the, you know, shorts.
30:18I know it's worth buying.
30:19Bye.
30:20I'm gonna be the one.
30:21I never get good.
30:22I don't know if you guys want to keep buying.
30:23Okay, so, boom.
30:25We better keep moving right now, huh?
30:30Because I'm too wrong.
30:31i'm too wrong this is the last question and you guys have to make a decision
30:38okay can i see his eyes no you gotta wait girl slow down
30:45do you prefer to be topped or to be the top top
30:54i get plowed yeah we power bottoms yeah i get plowed out to the floor so this is the last
30:59question um brandon oh i'm the top right right right
31:07ding ding ding ding we'll take him
31:10how we how we do that
31:15brandon i got a question hold on ladies what's up he answering the right questions i'm okay he might
31:20be you know somebody died but you know
31:23do you like anybody if you do you can make an exchange like get numbers
31:35if you don't then you can just leave yeah i like some some girls here
31:40this girl okay when you don't want press the button when i don't want yeah press the button on
31:54pop the balloon um i'm gonna pick her
32:03you too bad it's okay you bad
32:05i'll take you the body of your girl
32:07you don't want the parts of you
32:09i think bye dog
32:11you think so i wasn't too excited about me getting eliminated
32:14so are y'all doing a poly or one of y'all gonna take them like when he gave i don't know right we
32:22don't okay well let me get up and go there i'm too much of a person i'm too bad to share a nigga
32:28okay so we we got one we got a date we got a connection we got a connection oh okay you didn't
32:35work for your girl and guys i didn't match with nobody i didn't the boys wasn't really my type i
32:40wasn't really feeling it and i was just ready to see what was going to be about when we got back to
32:45the house really welcome to a game of speed dating with the dolls the speed dating i'm like speed
32:54dating i got a at home hey hey how are you how y'all feeling how y'all doing y'all look pretty thank
33:01you feeling good how are you you can see us okay can i see you yeah okay so we're gonna start the
33:12game off like this i don't want none of you niggas in here i have a boyfriend i like who i'm with
33:18we've been together for like five minutes but you know as a trans girl sometimes we're very
33:23fucking delusional we like a nigga we like a nigga real motherfucking bad um okay so how big is that
33:32gig and can we measure it it's about a cool little eight nine i'll give it a little eight nine but it
33:38went from nine ten to eight nine eight nine ten i ain't never measured well kids we hit the buzzer on
33:45you you can stand up and reveal yourself babe let them see what they probably get a miss what's up
33:51what's up what's up oh y'all they want that damn what happened okay see you later they ain't want
33:57you they said deep to love because you you you tripled us out like you went down this ass wait can we
34:04ask you a question i said eight nine i still said nine okay i still said nine though i'm gonna catch
34:09you on ig or something see you later handsome damn why i hit the buzzer on y'all
34:13shut the fuck up what you're the one who asked him the fuck time i was on your phone who keep you
34:18trying to get that weird ass you know i'm not gonna always take the first pick my bad yeah no that's
34:27what i'm saying you gotta look around you can't just you just play a job you're gonna be too easy
34:31what sister okay okay y'all we're gonna bring another gentleman in and finish the game y'all
34:35let's get back focused and get ready to answer these questions please pookie wanted that boy no
34:40shade pookie want every boy you see that boy didn't want you he wanted me and that's why i dismiss his
34:46ass so nobody can have her i didn't want him and you ain't gonna have him so i dismissed his ass and
34:52yeah that was that okay so um y'all ready to play the game of speed dating yeah okay gentlemen can you take
34:58your head off please so they can see if the ladies are straight into you shake it a little bit
35:03shake it take your drink pull your hair to the bed put my hair to the back see the headline
35:08like that tail line come on what's up it's chris what's up okay cool so we're gonna get straight
35:14into the game um ladies are you a prostitute and what's the most you ever made am i a prostitute
35:22what's the most i ever made that was for the ladies oh i was trying to say okay for sure and
35:27you answer and you you answer by clicking the button if you like the response or not yeah let
35:32me see what y'all working with how much y'all made so once again ladies are you a prostitute i ain't
35:38no prostitute but i get my and what's the most you ever made i ain't no prostitute but i get my bag
35:42and the most i ever made was 20k for a facetime visit 20k okay okay okay um i don't sell
35:49pussy i don't know about those things um i'm very classy very demure okay i like that okay okay
35:56well 20k ain't bad no i'm not a prostitute i do hair for a living okay how much you how much you
36:01made off that money all right what's money six figures i could find my life all right there we go
36:07okay next question um have you ever been to jail and for what i've been to jail like in january but it
36:15was for nothing like crazy i had crashed my car and i have my license okay so you look a reckless
36:19driver yeah i'll be speeding okay fast car he kind of looked like um gg clocked it
36:28no shame he kind of like gg
36:32some hood shit real fast ladies don't forget if it's anything that um he answered y'all don't like
36:38you can also press the button so it's a two-way street you can get rid of him and he can get rid of you
36:44so we're gonna keep going what is your sexual preference i like girls i like boys i'm bisexual
36:51okay so you can get up and reveal yourself and see if they wanted you anyway for sure
36:56you like anything up there you know huh huh i'm asking the gentleman yeah i like two
37:03which one you liked it them two oh okay yeah yeah that's why your airline cricket
37:10it's going upside down like that's what you know thank you for your services thank you for playing
37:14speed dating with the dogs you have a good one all right this is hard won't get none of this 20k
37:22okay um have you never fucked your your friend man no no okay um um not a friend but uh what is it
37:35called associate associate oh okay so you be like meeting people and you'll go for that man
37:42not necessarily it's a story behind it for another day okay okay for another day okay cool we're gonna
37:48move right along um do you do you prefer to be top or are you a top
37:56i'm talking to you gentlemen you're talking to me gentlemen i'm a top you're top yeah okay that's cool
38:03that's cool ladies i'm a lady with a pussy so you know where it goes with that okay so it's a little
38:11delusion oh no i have that all right okay cool nice second dad
38:23so kenzie you um y'all didn't answer the question kenzie no i have a question for kenzie kenzie you never
38:28had a lady with a pussy have i ever had a lady with a pussy yeah i thought you had a baby yeah i did
38:35so you've had a pussy before yeah okay ain't no wrong with it i didn't say it wasn't i asked you a
38:42question okay next question have you ever messed with a celebrity
38:50gentlemen i've never messed with a celebrity but my girl is a celebrity though for real
38:55i see a celebrity for me oh okay your girl oh so you got a girlfriend yes i do who's the
39:03who hit the button i did oh you want him to leave i just i don't like niggas oh you can get up and
39:10reveal yourself then um gentlemen they're like you got a girlfriend yeah she's right here and i'm just
39:17over here cheesing blushing like my name my name my man see what's out there hey baby hi oh that's so
39:25cute oh what is what is this it's my girlfriend oh for real like y'all know each other like how
39:31we fucking yes y'all see my find as fuck yeah he's really fine as fuck and y'all wanted a piece of
39:40my man kenzie's my nigga my nigga's dick like who is that i want him but you can't have them
39:44oh okay well you can go on and leave with him then bitch what you doing here somebody's
39:50you a whore okay what the fuck y'all doing over here wasting our time see y'all later okay so here we
39:57go we're gonna get right into it what turns you on like essentially type shit what turns you on what
40:05makes you horny what gets you up what makes that dick hard kissing on my neck sucking on my nipples
40:13i'm for real uh yeah affection okay lady um we can do the first lady in the white dress what turns you
40:22on the way you talk you gotta be able to talk good okay that's the way to get me out my panties
40:28okay the next lady with the um that with the the top on um definitely licking on my neck
40:38okay and the next lady go while you treat me okay okay cool so it's cool with y'all okay cool
40:45we're gonna keep moving right along so let me hear you mom gentlemen let me hear you mom
40:50let me hear you mom yeah let me hear you yeah let me hear you yeah let me hear you yeah let me hear you
41:00oh my god oh that kind of got me up i'm sorry okay the lady in the white dress can we hear you mom please
41:08oh my gosh really let me hear you
41:14okay they got juicy i mean i don't really talk about my sex life with people so the fact that
41:20that they had me moaning on camera is insane and the next lady
41:27hold on wait one second um um meow
41:32wolf girl the wolf was cut let's do this one more time
41:39meow a wolf girl is a girl dog okay so let me hear you mom
41:46baby
41:53okay
41:53and the next lady
42:00they sound like you out of breath for a little bit okay
42:02if you don't like it you can get that body of you don't like it
42:05i'm gonna keep i'm gonna keep i'm gonna keep i'm gonna keep i'm okay
42:06oh my god i'm not ready do you have any fetishes and if so what are they
42:16i love being ass
42:20so you know the first day started talking about eating ass and shit and personally i can't you know
42:26shit that people shit out of especially when you got bitches like kenzie who don't even watch they
42:29ass so it's like no not for me and then the second guy it was just like no like i didn't leave with
42:39nobody honestly and you know what i'm very grateful that i didn't leave with nobody because i
42:43have a man back at home and i don't really care to be with anybody else honestly so
42:48so yeah the fuck out of here girl oh somebody asks you get up and remove your um get up and
42:56remove your blindfold somebody asks you but let them see what they're missing
43:01damn this is like right in here how y'all doing okay so let me say something hey hey before you leave
43:08you can come to the back and eat my egg
43:12oh yes you can
43:13all right see ya so one of the boys actually i was interested in him a little bit because he was
43:21dark-skinned with dreads you know yeah them dreads heads do it the best um but brina's weird ass
43:28passed on him and i was just like me and persuasion actually both look at her like
43:31bitch what the are you doing why would you do that bria because i want him i just don't know i
43:37i can't get with someone that eats ass you had lighted ass yes i did oh put some waves in girl
43:42i don't know yes he's that one how you doing welcome to a game with speed dating with the dogs
43:48how y'all doing have you ever seen speed dating before no i haven't but you pretty much know what's
43:53going on it's like i'm going to ask you a question you're going to answer and if they don't like your
43:57answer they can hit x and get you out of here and if they answer and you don't like it you can get
44:02x hit x and get them out of here okay all right so i'm going to get straight into it
44:09have you ever messed with a dl man uh yeah
44:16okay somebody got an x you can get up and remove your mask and let them see you
44:24and tell them why oh my god uh it used to be my thing it's just the truth and why did you
44:30be x on him i don't like men that like other men i don't know okay it's understandable what's up with
44:36you is is any of them one that you would have um probably took with you
44:43if it is walk up to them walk up to the dog of your choice if you would have chose one
44:48time um if not hit it what's up how you doing good i'm okay well first of all you can leave with him
44:57i'm leaving with him girl good night help me out we can switch the ladies out thank you ladies
45:07girl i got my man good night bye i was asked am i going with him i said yeah i'm going with him you
45:13you know he ain't that bad looking so me and him we grabbed hands so we end up walking out and you
45:19know stuff went on from there i dare you to let the guys feel your titties i'm thinking to myself i
45:26know motherfucking well these people ain't cast at my fucking sister and this bitch didn't tell me
45:32about it and she watched me leave to go film and i knew nothing about it i was fucking gagging like i
45:38couldn't even get through the dating because it was like i knew it was her any can any lady care to
45:45get up and let the guy feel your breasts that's what i'm talking about like what you're scared for okay
45:59how they feel gentlemen i folks with it you feel what i folks with it you like it yeah okay
46:06you want to leave with her you want to keep going
46:11i'm gonna keep going for now okay cool i could say i probably got a head in my grandma's bedroom
46:15oh she to the granny
46:19i hope i why would you do that to your grandma
46:23your grandma my grandma all right so we gonna go right along i dare you to give um a 15 seconds lap
46:31in any other ladies want to get up and give him a lap in
46:35oh yeah come on oh okay we got it we got it we got a lady work it be she's gonna come put it in your
46:43loud let me see oh my bad
46:45shake that ass bitch and let me see what you got
46:48just shake that ass bitch and let me see what you got
46:52oh okay shake that ass bitch and let me see what you got
46:54she said she got work baby okay okay she said that you still put that
46:58here come my knees here you know she got a double double bbl
47:02bitch you know baby she know how to work that
47:04shit bitch she been prostitute since 1960 you think she ain't gonna whine and grind that
47:08nigga cry already know i lost that nigga
47:12pretty ass bitch and i don't give a bye
47:16okay so you like that
47:18thank god she got it
47:21somebody pick up this button for you please
47:25gentlemen did you like that i did oh okay if you want to leave with her or you want to keep going
47:30i can leave with her
47:31oh take off your glasses take off of the blind car so you can see who that is
47:37barbie you don't work too much you can leave with barbie
47:50okay stay leaving together thank you ladies barbie snagged me and i appreciate it
47:56when we get up at least yes thank y'all for playing speed dating with the dogs thank you
48:03y'all didn't eat no me
48:11so that are you ready
48:18i like my niggas manly and husky and you know i'm a big girl so i like my niggas big and that's
48:23that's what that was and so i didn't leave with a date oh well didn't know they hop with the bunny
48:28y'all money bunny finally left without a niggas
48:35you can bring the next lady in please see why y'all doing this to me
48:44next up on dollhouse
48:46this is how you do it door house the real host the
48:53fuck you look good on there thank you i'm gonna put me over here
48:56where are you going
48:57over here on the black bar by myself okay because i'm rey supreme
49:02so we want to put you right here
49:04no i like it right here baby i got this the group that has made it to the house
49:09i was gonna give the girls what they wanted but then again i thought about it i'm like akasha
49:26you're like 50 years old no shade you find a bitch that's 21 years old and all that
49:34what kind what type of brownie points do you get bitch what kind of what type of points do you get
49:38in real life besides being an old ass man trying to fight a young bitch okay
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