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00:00:00excuse me hey what do you think you're doing get out of here hi I'm here to
00:00:13surprise my husband you have a husband yeah I do he's been on a business trip
00:00:19for three months now I haven't seen him I heard from his assistant that we're
00:00:27staying here tonight so and and I'm pretty sure he got this hotel room to
00:00:36surprise me so I wanted to surprise him first if you want to surprise your
00:00:42husband get a gym membership lady beat it before we call security can I stay
00:00:55please
00:01:01he's gonna love this
00:01:10surprise what how the fuck did you get in here how the fuck did you get in here so
00:01:24sorry Luke I thought you wanted to surprise me
00:01:27honey what's going on
00:01:34surprise what a surprise
00:01:44Luke who is she what is she doing here what do you think you fool
00:01:49she's not getting it we'll have to spell it out for her darling Luke and I just
00:01:58had the most amazing sex on that bed and we came back here for
00:02:04this
00:02:11this
00:02:13look tell me she's lying she's lying does this look like a lie to you
00:02:19no no no you can't do this I'm your wife hey watch your tone I didn't invite you here you asked for it
00:02:35Luke baby we gotta get going the banquet is about to begin
00:02:40banquet
00:02:43oh she doesn't know
00:02:47my company just went public
00:02:50I'm now officially a billionaire
00:02:53your company went public and you didn't tell me
00:02:55I didn't tell you because it's none of your business
00:02:57why don't you go eat a salad or something you look pathetic
00:03:00you look pathetic
00:03:08hey Luke
00:03:30excuse me
00:03:37uh one minute
00:03:40oh my god it's him
00:03:42who
00:03:43the billionaire Mr. Rafael
00:03:45god he's so hot
00:03:50i heard he's the secret owner of this hotel
00:03:55oh my god it is him
00:03:56he owns like all of LA
00:03:58and
00:03:59is that
00:04:04excuse me
00:04:17excuse me
00:04:18where is the nexus enterprise banquet happening
00:04:21down the hall
00:04:22in the state ballroom
00:04:23thank you
00:04:24oh my god
00:04:35luke moss is gonna be so rich
00:04:39taking nexus public is genius
00:04:41if only he were single
00:04:43oh my god speaking of
00:04:49isn't that his wife
00:04:51sure is
00:04:52she's looking straight up disgusting
00:04:54where is he
00:04:56how could he do that in public
00:04:58i'm his wife
00:05:00hi can i help you
00:05:04no thanks i'm looking for my husband
00:05:06your husband
00:05:07your husband here
00:05:08you do realize this is a high class event right
00:05:12luke moss is my husband
00:05:15luke
00:05:16luke
00:05:17luke
00:05:19oh right and i'm the president of the united states
00:05:23beat it
00:05:24beat it
00:05:25no
00:05:26get out of my way
00:05:27hey
00:05:28hey get out of here
00:05:29hey get out of here
00:05:30what
00:05:31what the hell
00:05:34hey
00:05:35get your hand off
00:05:36get off me
00:05:37get off me
00:05:38get off me
00:05:45you're a disgrace
00:05:47why are you doing this to me
00:05:50i can't believe my son marries such a gross slime ball like you
00:05:55you not only brought shame to yourself but to my son and my family
00:05:59mom
00:06:00don't waste your energy on her
00:06:03luke
00:06:05i'm your wife
00:06:07why are you treating me like i'm trash
00:06:10but you are trash
00:06:12and you deserve it
00:06:13you thought my son would stay with someone like you
00:06:16oh no
00:06:18he's leveled up
00:06:19not only is he now a billionaire
00:06:21but he also has a real high value woman
00:06:25gorgeous and smart
00:06:27thank you bunny
00:06:29but he's been leveled up for a while now
00:06:32three years and counting
00:06:34you've been together for three years
00:06:39ouch
00:06:41that's how long we've been married
00:06:44oh my uncle just say something please
00:06:51don't touch my man
00:06:53hey don't touch my man
00:06:55luke
00:06:56i'm begging
00:06:57you
00:06:58don't do this
00:06:59please don't do this
00:07:01okay
00:07:03i'll give you a chance
00:07:05what
00:07:06i'll give you one chance to get your blimpy ass out of here in the next minute before i call security
00:07:12it's official maddie
00:07:14it's official maddie
00:07:15our marriage is over
00:07:17okay
00:07:24okay wait wait wait wait wait wait
00:07:27before you go
00:07:30here
00:07:32there's a quarter of a mill on it
00:07:34there's a quarter of a mill on it
00:07:37why don't you take that and disappear from my life for good will ya
00:07:41so this is what our three year marriage means to you
00:07:45relax
00:07:47fine
00:07:54it's another quarter of a mill
00:07:56just remember to sign the divorce papers right away and never set foot in our house
00:08:00i mean my house ever again
00:08:04nope
00:08:05and nope
00:08:06blimpy butterball isn't worth a nickel
00:08:09what did you call me
00:08:11yeah that's what we call you
00:08:13you didn't know that
00:08:15oh one more thing
00:08:16the ring
00:08:17hand it over
00:08:19what
00:08:20the ring
00:08:21hand it over
00:08:23what
00:08:24the wedding ring
00:08:26give it back
00:08:27that emerald ring belonged to my mother
00:08:30my wedding ring
00:08:32are you deaf
00:08:33newsflash
00:08:35you've been dumped
00:08:36give it to me
00:08:37no
00:08:38g-
00:08:39get off me
00:08:40how dare you
00:08:43are you crazy
00:08:45you crazy bitch
00:08:50get the fuck out of here
00:08:55now
00:08:56fine
00:08:58i'll leave
00:09:00but just with you wait
00:09:02i'm going to get back at you
00:09:05i'm going to make you pay for what you've done
00:09:07all of you
00:09:09just give me the ring now
00:09:11like
00:09:12ugh
00:09:13here lydia
00:09:16this belongs to you
00:09:17this belongs to you
00:09:18whoo look at this little lady we got here
00:09:24little
00:09:26you mean a little too big you ask me
00:09:31you know we got a name for your kind
00:09:32gorgeous
00:09:33yeah
00:09:34yeah
00:09:35gorgeous
00:09:37yeah
00:09:38gorgeous
00:09:39yeah
00:09:40yeah
00:09:41gorgeous
00:09:42yeah
00:09:43gorgeous
00:09:44big and gorgeous
00:09:45hey you two
00:09:58get off of her
00:10:00what the
00:10:02stay away from me
00:10:04holy cow
00:10:05who is this woman
00:10:06the cow
00:10:07that's what she is
00:10:08hey you better run
00:10:09and don't come back
00:10:11maddie
00:10:18maddie
00:10:20felix
00:10:21felix
00:10:22felix
00:10:23is that really you
00:10:26is that really you
00:10:33sure is
00:10:36felix
00:10:37felix
00:10:38it's you
00:10:39i've been seeing you since
00:10:41since we were kids
00:10:42yeah
00:10:43i i heard you were some sort of
00:10:45billionaire ceo now
00:10:47is it true
00:10:49it's true
00:10:51oh god you look like a billionaire now
00:10:56stop it
00:10:58but seriously
00:10:59i saw you at the banquet
00:11:01what happened
00:11:02oh no
00:11:04you were there
00:11:06oh my god that is so embarrassing
00:11:10what's going on
00:11:13what's going on is i'm a pathetic loser
00:11:18loser
00:11:19today was the worst day of my life
00:11:24everyone who i thought cared about me
00:11:29they actually hate me
00:11:32well then they don't deserve you
00:11:35look and don't say that about yourself
00:11:38i love you
00:11:39i love you
00:11:41i always have
00:11:43and when we were kids you were my best friend
00:11:46you don't even know how much i look up to you
00:11:48that's not true
00:11:50how could you
00:11:52i'm a loser
00:11:53no one would ever want me
00:11:56hey hey hey hey hey Hey hey hey
00:11:59wait
00:12:04do i disgust you ?
00:12:07no
00:12:08no no no
00:12:09i just needed to
00:12:10no
00:12:11you're good
00:12:12look i just called my assistant
00:12:14He's gonna come here any second.
00:12:16We're gonna take you home, okay?
00:12:18Home?
00:12:20I don't have a home anymore.
00:12:22My husband just...
00:12:24dumped me.
00:12:26Oh, God! Maddie! Maddie!
00:12:28Come on!
00:12:30God!
00:12:32Can you help me?
00:12:34Well, where to, Mr. Raphael?
00:12:36Get over here and help me!
00:12:38Okay, uh...
00:12:40Kilcata situation again!
00:12:42Grab leg! Grab leg! Grab leg!
00:12:50Stop!
00:13:04Let's do the couch!
00:13:08Alright, three, two, one...
00:13:12Get a blanket and some pillows.
00:13:16Now, please.
00:13:28It's good to see you, Maddie.
00:13:30Maddie!
00:13:42Maddie?
00:13:50Maddie?
00:13:52What happened?
00:13:54I just got back from my house.
00:13:56And...
00:13:58And?
00:14:00And...
00:14:02And...
00:14:04And...
00:14:06And...
00:14:12Hey!
00:14:13What are you doing with all my stuff?
00:14:14Get off me, lady!
00:14:16I'm just doing my job!
00:14:20What are you doing here?
00:14:22You!
00:14:24That's what I should be saying to you!
00:14:26Get out of my house this instant!
00:14:28What?
00:14:29Your house?
00:14:30Mm-mm.
00:14:31Not anymore.
00:14:32What?
00:14:34My ankle!
00:14:43I thought we made it abundantly clear.
00:14:45I'm divorcing you, Maddie.
00:14:47And according to our prenup,
00:14:48this house belongs to me.
00:14:50What?
00:14:51You can't do this to me.
00:14:54This is my home!
00:14:56Yeah, sorry about that,
00:14:58but this is our home.
00:15:03You recognize this?
00:15:05No.
00:15:07We're getting married!
00:15:08This weekend.
00:15:14Oh, and don't forget to take all your shit.
00:15:17Otherwise, we'll fine your ass.
00:15:21I lost everything.
00:15:30Including the house.
00:15:33I have nowhere to go.
00:15:36Well, fuck him.
00:15:38And her, too.
00:15:41You can stay here as long as you want.
00:15:44Really?
00:15:46Yeah.
00:15:47Thank you, Felix.
00:15:48Do you have anything to eat?
00:15:54Um...
00:15:56Help yourself.
00:15:59Okay.
00:16:00Wow, you can put those down.
00:16:01Do you want a plate?
00:16:03Or...
00:16:04bread?
00:16:09I've got some cups,
00:16:10if you want one.
00:16:12One...
00:16:15Meg!
00:16:16Come on!
00:16:17Slow down!
00:16:18Look,
00:16:20I always said I ate too much.
00:16:23That's why he hates me!
00:16:26Because I'm fat!
00:16:29He divorced me!
00:16:32Because I'm a fat cow!
00:16:36Hey!
00:16:37Hey!
00:16:38What are you talking about?
00:16:39Look, there's nothing wrong with-
00:16:40Being fat?
00:16:41With...
00:16:42A...
00:16:43Big...
00:16:44Grr...
00:16:45Body?
00:16:46Look, there's nothing wrong with-
00:16:48A...
00:16:49Big...
00:16:50Grr...
00:16:51Body.
00:16:52Everything's wrong!
00:16:55Felix!
00:16:57Where are your cupcakes?
00:17:02Oh my god!
00:17:03I am such a gross pig!
00:17:05Shhh!
00:17:06Shhh!
00:17:07What's this?
00:17:08It's a book based on an ancient Chinese diet therapy.
00:17:20For?
00:17:21Losing weight?
00:17:25It belonged to my mother.
00:17:26So yeah, she used to be a bit...
00:17:29Um...
00:17:31A bit...
00:17:33You know...
00:17:35You can't say it, Felix.
00:17:38Fat.
00:17:40A Chinese friend of hers from work knew that she was struggling with her weight and gave her...
00:17:47This little booklet.
00:17:48Yeah.
00:17:51So she gave it a try.
00:17:58And...
00:17:59What happened?
00:18:00Here.
00:18:01I'll show you.
00:18:02What?
00:18:12What?
00:18:14She lost all that weight eating this?
00:18:20Ugh.
00:18:21Hey, hey, hey.
00:18:22Where are you going?
00:18:23What?
00:18:49Oh my god.
00:18:50Oh my god.
00:18:51My stomach.
00:19:11Have I lost any weight?
00:19:14A little?
00:19:15Hmm.
00:19:16I don't know.
00:19:17I don't know.
00:19:18I don't know.
00:19:19I don't know.
00:19:21What about now?
00:19:22Have I lost much weight?
00:19:23Hmmmm...
00:19:24Some.
00:19:26Uh.
00:19:28Uh.
00:19:29Uh.
00:19:30Uh.
00:19:31Uh.
00:19:32No.
00:19:33No.
00:19:34Uh.
00:19:36Uh.
00:19:37Uh.
00:19:38Uh.
00:19:39Uh.
00:19:40Uh.
00:19:41Uh.
00:19:42Uh.
00:19:43How about now?
00:19:53Did I lose any weight?
00:19:58Oh my god!
00:19:59What?
00:20:00What's wrong?
00:20:01Excuse me.
00:20:16Hey, what do you think you're doing?
00:20:19Get out of here.
00:20:20Hi.
00:20:21I'm here to surprise my husband.
00:20:24You have a husband?
00:20:26Yeah, I do.
00:20:27He's been on a business trip for three months now, and I haven't seen him.
00:20:33I heard from his assistant that we're staying here tonight, so...
00:20:40And?
00:20:41And I'm pretty sure he got this hotel room to surprise me, so I wanted to surprise him first.
00:20:50If you want to surprise your husband, get a gym membership.
00:20:54Nice one.
00:20:56Lady, beat up before we call security.
00:21:00Can I stay?
00:21:05Please?
00:21:11He's gonna love this!
00:21:20Surprise!
00:21:22What?
00:21:26How the fuck did you get in here?
00:21:30How the fuck did you get in here?
00:21:32How the fuck did you get in here?
00:21:33I'm so sorry, Luke.
00:21:34I thought you wanted to surprise me.
00:21:36Honey?
00:21:37What's going on?
00:21:39Surprise!
00:21:40What a surprise!
00:21:41What a surprise!
00:21:42Luke?
00:21:43Who is she?
00:21:56What is she doing here?
00:21:57What do you think, you fool?
00:21:58She's not getting it.
00:21:59We'll have to spell it out for her.
00:22:05Darling?
00:22:06Luke and I just had the most amazing sex on that bed.
00:22:11And we came back here for...
00:22:13Or...
00:22:20This?
00:22:29Luke, tell me she's lying.
00:22:31She's lying!
00:22:32Does this look like a lie to you?
00:22:34No!
00:22:35No!
00:22:36No!
00:22:37No!
00:22:38No!
00:22:39You can't do this!
00:22:40I'm your wife!
00:22:41Hey!
00:22:42Watch your tone!
00:22:43I didn't invite you here.
00:22:44You asked for it.
00:22:45Luke, baby.
00:22:47We gotta get going.
00:22:48The banquet is about to begin.
00:22:51Banquet?
00:22:52Oh.
00:22:55She doesn't know?
00:22:57My company just went public.
00:23:00I'm now officially a billionaire.
00:23:02Your company went public and you didn't tell me?
00:23:05I didn't tell you because it's none of your business.
00:23:07Why don't you go eat a salad or something?
00:23:09You look pathetic.
00:23:17Wait.
00:23:18Luke.
00:23:22Excuse me.
00:23:47Uh...
00:23:48One minute.
00:23:49Oh my god.
00:23:51It's him.
00:23:52Who?
00:23:53The billionaire Mr. Raphael.
00:23:58God.
00:23:59He's so hot.
00:24:03I heard he's the secret owner of this hotel.
00:24:05Oh my god.
00:24:06It is him.
00:24:07He owns like all of LA.
00:24:08And?
00:24:09He's a black shirt.
00:24:13Is that...
00:24:19Excuse me.
00:24:20Excuse me.
00:24:21Excuse me.
00:24:22Where is the Nexus Enterprise banquet happening?
00:24:23Down the hall.
00:24:24In the state ballroom.
00:24:27Oh my god.
00:24:28Luke Moss is gonna be so rich.
00:24:29Taking Nexus public is genius.
00:24:30If only he were single.
00:24:31Oh my god.
00:24:32Speaking of.
00:24:33Is that his wife?
00:24:34Sure is.
00:24:35She's looking straight up at the table.
00:24:36Oh my god.
00:24:37Uh...
00:24:38I hate you.
00:24:40I hate you.
00:24:41I hate you.
00:24:42I hate you.
00:24:43I hate you.
00:24:44Nooo.
00:24:45Nooo.
00:24:46What?
00:24:47I hate you.
00:24:48I hate you.
00:24:49I hate you.
00:24:50I hate you.
00:24:52If only he were single.
00:24:57Oh my god, speaking of, isn't that his wife?
00:25:01Sure is.
00:25:02She's looking straight up disgusting.
00:25:04Where is he?
00:25:07How could he do that in public?
00:25:09I'm his wife.
00:25:13Hi, can I help you?
00:25:15No thanks, I'm looking for my husband.
00:25:18Your husband here?
00:25:18Oh, you do realize this is a high-class event, right?
00:25:23Luke Moss is my husband.
00:25:26Luke, Luke!
00:25:29Oh, right, and I'm the president of the United States.
00:25:33Beat it.
00:25:35No, get out of my way!
00:25:37Hey, hey, get out of here!
00:25:39Hey, get out of here!
00:25:41Ah!
00:25:42What the hell?
00:25:44Hey, ah!
00:25:45Get your hand off me!
00:25:46Get off me!
00:25:47Get off me!
00:25:48You're a disgrace!
00:25:57Why are you doing this to me?
00:26:00I can't believe my son marries such a gross slimeball like you.
00:26:05You not only brought shame to yourself, but to my son and my family.
00:26:09Mom, don't waste your energy on her.
00:26:13Luke.
00:26:13I'm your wife!
00:26:17Why are you treating me like I'm trash?
00:26:20But you are trash, and you deserve it.
00:26:23You thought my son would stay with someone like you?
00:26:25Oh, no.
00:26:28He's leveled up.
00:26:29Not only is he now a billionaire, but he also has a real high-value woman.
00:26:35Gorgeous and smart.
00:26:37Thank you, bunny.
00:26:38Thank you, bunny.
00:26:39But he's been leveled up for a while now.
00:26:43Three years and counting.
00:26:45You've been together for three years?
00:26:50Ouch.
00:26:51That's how long we've been married.
00:26:53Luke, we'll just say something, please.
00:27:01Don't touch my man.
00:27:03Hey, don't touch my man.
00:27:05Luke, I am begging you.
00:27:08Don't do this.
00:27:09Please don't do this.
00:27:13Okay.
00:27:14I'll give you a chance.
00:27:16What?
00:27:16I'll give you one chance to get your blimpy ass out of here in the next minute before I call security.
00:27:24It's official, Matty.
00:27:26Our marriage is over.
00:27:35Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:27:39Before you go, here.
00:27:41There's a quarter of a mil on it.
00:27:48Why don't you take that and disappear from my life for good, will ya?
00:27:51So this is what our three-year marriage means to you?
00:27:56Relax.
00:27:57Fine.
00:28:04It's another quarter of a mil.
00:28:05Just remember to sign the divorce papers right away and never set foot in our house.
00:28:09I mean, my house ever again.
00:28:14Nope and nope.
00:28:16Blimpy Butterball isn't worth a nickel.
00:28:19What did you call me?
00:28:21Yeah, that's what we call you.
00:28:23You didn't know that?
00:28:24Oh, one more thing.
00:28:26The ring.
00:28:27Hand it over.
00:28:29What?
00:28:30The ring.
00:28:31Hand it over.
00:28:33What?
00:28:34The wedding ring.
00:28:36Give it back.
00:28:37That emerald ring belonged to my mother.
00:28:40My wedding ring?
00:28:42Are you deaf?
00:28:44Newsflash, you've been dumped.
00:28:46Give it to me.
00:28:46No.
00:28:47Get off me!
00:28:51How dare you!
00:28:53Are you crazy?
00:28:54Are you crazy?
00:28:58You crazy bitch!
00:28:59Get the fuck out of here.
00:29:06Now.
00:29:07Fine.
00:29:09I'll leave.
00:29:11But just when you wait,
00:29:13I'm going to get back at you.
00:29:15I'm going to make you pay for what you've done.
00:29:18All of you!
00:29:20Just give me the ring now.
00:29:22I...
00:29:22AGH!
00:29:25Here, Lydia.
00:29:26This belongs to you.
00:29:27Oh, look at this little lady we got here.
00:29:56Little?
00:29:57You mean a little too big, you ask me.
00:30:01You know, we got a name for your kind.
00:30:04Borgias.
00:30:05Yeah, gorgeous, big and gorgeous.
00:30:09Hey, you two, get off of her.
00:30:12What the?
00:30:17Stay away from me.
00:30:18Holy cow, who is this woman?
00:30:20The cow, that's what she is.
00:30:23You better run and don't come back.
00:30:26Maddie?
00:30:29Felix?
00:30:33Felix?
00:30:35Is that really you?
00:30:39Is that really you?
00:30:44Sure is.
00:30:46Felix, it's you.
00:30:48I haven't seen you since we were kids.
00:30:52Yeah, I heard you were some sort of billionaire CEO now?
00:30:58Is it true?
00:31:00It's true.
00:31:02God, you look like a billionaire now.
00:31:06Stop it.
00:31:08But seriously, I saw you at the banquet.
00:31:11What happened?
00:31:13Oh, no.
00:31:14You were there?
00:31:15You were there?
00:31:16Oh, my God, that is so embarrassing.
00:31:19What's going on?
00:31:21What's going on is I'm a pathetic loser.
00:31:29Today was the worst day of my life.
00:31:34Everyone who I thought cared about me, they actually hate me.
00:31:42Well, then they don't deserve you.
00:31:45Look, and don't say that about yourself.
00:31:48I love you.
00:31:51I love you.
00:31:52I always have.
00:31:54And when we were kids, you were my best friend.
00:31:56You don't even know how much I look up to you.
00:31:58That's not true.
00:32:00How could you?
00:32:01I'm a loser.
00:32:04No one would ever want me.
00:32:06Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:32:13Wait.
00:32:14Do I disgust you?
00:32:17No.
00:32:18No, no, no.
00:32:19I just needed to...
00:32:20No.
00:32:20You're good.
00:32:21Look, I just called my assistant.
00:32:23He's going to come here any second.
00:32:25We're going to take you home, okay?
00:32:27Home?
00:32:29I don't have a home anymore.
00:32:31My husband just dumped me.
00:32:35Oh, God.
00:32:36Maddie, Maddie, come on.
00:32:41Can I help me?
00:32:43Well, where to, Mr. Raphael?
00:32:45Get over here and help me.
00:32:47Oh, okay.
00:32:49Kilcata situation again.
00:32:51He's getting up.
00:32:54Grab my, grab my.
00:32:55Let's do the couch.
00:33:18All right, three, two, one.
00:33:23Get a blanket and some pillows.
00:33:26Now, please.
00:33:38It's good to see you, Maddie.
00:33:52Maddie?
00:33:53Maddie?
00:33:53Maddie?
00:33:59Maddie?
00:34:02What happened?
00:34:03I just got back from my house.
00:34:06Maddie and...
00:34:07And?
00:34:08And?
00:34:12And...
00:34:13And...
00:34:13Hey!
00:34:22What are you doing with all my stuff?
00:34:24Get off me, lady!
00:34:25I'm just doing my job.
00:34:26what are you doing here you that's what i should be saying to you get out of my house this instant
00:34:38your house not anymore what
00:34:42i thought we made it abundantly clear i'm divorcing you maddie
00:34:56and according to our prenup this house belongs to me
00:34:59what you can't do this to me this is my home yeah sorry about that but this is our home
00:35:10you recognize this
00:35:15we're getting married this weekend
00:35:19oh and don't forget to take all your shit
00:35:27otherwise we'll find your ass
00:35:29i lost everything including the house
00:35:42i have nowhere to go
00:35:45well fuck him and her too
00:35:49you can stay here as long as you want
00:35:54really thank you felix
00:35:57do you have anything to eat
00:36:01help yourself
00:36:06okay wow you can put those down
00:36:11do you want a plate or bread
00:36:14i've got some cups if you want one
00:36:22men come on slow down
00:36:27welcome
00:36:29i always said i ate too much
00:36:32that's why he hates me
00:36:35because i'm fat
00:36:37he divorced me
00:36:40because i'm a fat cow
00:36:44hey what are you talking about
00:36:48look there's nothing wrong with
00:36:50being fat
00:36:51with a bigger body
00:36:55look there's nothing wrong with a bigger body
00:37:00everything's wrong
00:37:02felix
00:37:06where are your cupcakes
00:37:09oh my god i am such a gross pancake
00:37:16what's this
00:37:24it's a book based on an ancient chinese diet therapy
00:37:28for
00:37:29losing weight
00:37:31it belonged to my mother
00:37:35so yeah she used to be a bit
00:37:39um
00:37:40a bit
00:37:41you know
00:37:43you can't say it felix
00:37:46fat
00:37:48a chinese friend of hers from work
00:37:52knew that she was struggling with her weight
00:37:54and gave her
00:37:55this little booklet
00:37:57thank you
00:37:59so she gave it a try
00:38:03and what happened
00:38:09here
00:38:10i'll show you
00:38:12what
00:38:19what
00:38:22she lost all that weight eating this
00:38:27hey hey hey where are you going
00:38:32oh my god
00:38:46oh my god
00:39:00my stomach
00:39:01have i lost any weight
00:39:22a little
00:39:24what about now
00:39:40have i lost much weight
00:39:41some
00:39:43some
00:39:44how about now
00:40:03did i lose any weight
00:40:04oh my god
00:40:07oh my god
00:40:08what what what's wrong
00:40:10excuse me
00:40:21hey what do you think you're doing
00:40:23get out of here
00:40:25hi i'm here to surprise my husband
00:40:27you have a husband
00:40:30yeah i do
00:40:31he's been on a business trip for three months now
00:40:36i haven't seen him
00:40:37i haven't seen him
00:40:37i heard from his assistant that we're staying here tonight
00:40:42so
00:40:43and
00:40:45and
00:40:46i'm pretty sure he got this hotel room to surprise me
00:40:51so i wanted to surprise him first
00:40:54if you want to surprise your husband
00:40:56get a gym membership
00:40:57get a gym membership
00:40:58nice one
00:41:00lady
00:41:02beat up before we call security
00:41:04can i stay
00:41:07please
00:41:10he's gonna love this
00:41:17surprise
00:41:27what
00:41:32how the fuck did you get in here
00:41:35how the fuck did you get in here
00:41:38i'm so sorry luke i thought you wanted to surprise me
00:41:41honey
00:41:43what's going on
00:41:45surprise
00:41:49what a surprise
00:41:52luke
00:41:58who is she what is she doing here
00:42:01what do you think you fool
00:42:03she's not getting it
00:42:06we'll have to spell it out for her
00:42:08darling
00:42:10luke and i just had the most amazing sex
00:42:14on that bed
00:42:15and we came back here for
00:42:17this
00:42:18look
00:42:20tell me she's lying she's lying
00:42:23does this look like a lie to you?
00:42:24no no no you can't do this i'm your white
00:42:25hey watch your tone i didn't invite you here you asked for it
00:42:30Luke, tell me she's lying.
00:42:36She's lying.
00:42:36Does this look like a lie to you?
00:42:41No, no, you can't do this.
00:42:44I'm your wife.
00:42:45Hey, watch your tone.
00:42:47I didn't invite you here.
00:42:49You asked for it.
00:42:50Luke, baby, we gotta get going.
00:42:53The banquet is about to begin.
00:42:56Banquet?
00:42:59Oh.
00:43:00She doesn't know?
00:43:03My company just went public.
00:43:05I'm now officially a billionaire.
00:43:08Your company went public and you didn't tell me?
00:43:10I didn't tell you because it's none of your business.
00:43:13Why don't you go eat a salad or something?
00:43:14You look pathetic.
00:43:22Wait, Luke.
00:43:30Excuse me.
00:43:37One minute.
00:43:40Excuse me.
00:43:53One minute.
00:43:55Oh my god, it's him.
00:43:57Who?
00:43:57The billionaire, Mr. Raphael.
00:44:03God, he's so hot.
00:44:07I heard he's the secret owner of this hotel.
00:44:09Oh my god, it is him.
00:44:11He owns like all of LA.
00:44:13And he's a bunch of...
00:44:15Is that...
00:44:18Excuse me.
00:44:32Excuse me.
00:44:32Where is the Nexus Enterprise banquet happening?
00:44:35Down the hall.
00:44:37In the state ballroom.
00:44:38Oh my god.
00:44:51Luke Moss is gonna be so rich.
00:44:53Taking Nexus public is genius.
00:44:55If only he were single.
00:45:02Oh my god.
00:45:03Speaking of, isn't that his wife?
00:45:05Sure is.
00:45:06She's looking straight up disgusting.
00:45:09Where is he?
00:45:11How could he do that in public?
00:45:14I'm his wife.
00:45:18Hi.
00:45:19Can I help you?
00:45:20No thanks.
00:45:20I'm looking for my husband.
00:45:22Your husband here?
00:45:23You do realize this is a high-class event, right?
00:45:27Luke Moss is my husband.
00:45:30Luke.
00:45:31Luke.
00:45:33Oh, right.
00:45:35And I'm the president of the United States.
00:45:38Beat it.
00:45:40No.
00:45:40Get out of my way.
00:45:41Hey.
00:45:42Hey, get out of here.
00:45:43Hey, get out of here.
00:45:46What the hell?
00:45:48Get your hand off.
00:45:50Get off me.
00:45:51Get off me.
00:45:53You're a disgrace.
00:46:02Why are you doing this to me?
00:46:04I can't believe my son marries such a gross slimeball like you.
00:46:09You not only brought shame to yourself, but to my son and my family.
00:46:14Mom.
00:46:14Don't waste your energy on her.
00:46:17Luke.
00:46:18I'm your wife.
00:46:21Why are you treating me like I'm trash?
00:46:24But you are trash.
00:46:26And you deserve it.
00:46:27You thought my son would stay with someone like you?
00:46:30Oh, no.
00:46:32He's leveled up.
00:46:34Not only is he now a billionaire, but he also has a real high-value woman.
00:46:39Gorgeous and smart.
00:46:41Thank you, bunny.
00:46:43But he's been leveled up for a while now.
00:46:47Three years and counting.
00:46:49You've been together for three years?
00:46:54Ouch.
00:46:56That's how long we've been married.
00:47:01Luke, we'll just say something, please.
00:47:04Don't touch my man.
00:47:07Hey, don't touch my man.
00:47:09Luke, I'm begging you.
00:47:13Don't do this.
00:47:14Please don't do this.
00:47:17Okay.
00:47:18I'll give you a chance.
00:47:20What?
00:47:21I'll give you one chance to get your blimpy ass out of here in the next minute before I call security.
00:47:28It's official, Maddie.
00:47:30Our marriage is over.
00:47:31Okay.
00:47:34Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:47:43Before you go, here.
00:47:50There's a quarter of a mil on it.
00:47:52Why don't you take that and disappear from my life for good, will you?
00:47:55So this is what our three-year marriage means to you?
00:48:01Relax.
00:48:02Fine.
00:48:04It's another quarter of a mil.
00:48:10Just remember to sign the divorce papers right away and never set foot in our house.
00:48:14I mean, my house ever again.
00:48:18Nope and nope.
00:48:21Blimpy Butterball isn't worth a nickel.
00:48:23What did you call me?
00:48:25Yeah, that's what we call you.
00:48:27You didn't know that?
00:48:29Oh, one more thing.
00:48:30The ring.
00:48:32Hand it over.
00:48:34What?
00:48:35The ring.
00:48:36Hand it over.
00:48:38What?
00:48:39The wedding ring.
00:48:40Give it back.
00:48:42That emerald ring belonged to my mother.
00:48:43My wedding ring.
00:48:46Are you deaf?
00:48:48Newsflash.
00:48:49You've been dumped.
00:48:50Give it to me.
00:48:51No.
00:48:52Hey.
00:48:53Get off me!
00:48:55How dare you!
00:48:58Are you crazy?
00:48:59You crazy bitch!
00:49:07Get the fuck out of here.
00:49:10Now.
00:49:12Fine.
00:49:13I'll leave.
00:49:15But just when you wait,
00:49:17I'm going to get back at you.
00:49:19I'm going to make you pay for what you've done.
00:49:22All of you.
00:49:23Just give me the ring now.
00:49:26Like...
00:49:27Ugh!
00:49:29Here, Livia.
00:49:31This belongs to you.
00:49:32I'm going to make you pay for what you've done.
00:49:53Oh, look at this little lady we got here.
00:50:01Little?
00:50:03You mean a little too big, you ask me.
00:50:06You know, we got a name for your kind.
00:50:09Borgias.
00:50:09Yeah, gorgeous.
00:50:11Big and gorgeous.
00:50:13Hey, you two.
00:50:15Get off of her!
00:50:20What the?
00:50:21Stay away from me!
00:50:23Holy cow!
00:50:24Who is this woman?
00:50:24The cow!
00:50:25That's what she is!
00:50:27Yeah, you better run!
00:50:29And don't come back!
00:50:33Maddie?
00:50:36Felix?
00:50:39Felix?
00:50:46Is that really you?
00:50:49Sure is!
00:50:50Felix, Felix, it's you!
00:50:54I've been seeing you since we were kids.
00:50:57Yeah, I heard you were some sort of billionaire CEO now?
00:51:03Is it true?
00:51:05It's true.
00:51:06Oh, God, you look like a billionaire now.
00:51:10Stop it.
00:51:12Stop it.
00:51:13But seriously, I saw you at the banquet.
00:51:16What happened?
00:51:18Oh, no.
00:51:19You were there?
00:51:21Oh, my God, that is so embarrassing!
00:51:25What's going on?
00:51:28What's going on is I'm a pathetic loser.
00:51:34Today was the worst day of my life.
00:51:39Everyone who I thought cared about me,
00:51:43they actually hate me.
00:51:46Well, then they don't deserve you.
00:51:50Look, and don't say that about yourself.
00:51:53I love you.
00:51:55I love you.
00:51:56I always have.
00:51:58And when we were kids, you were my best friend.
00:52:00You don't even know how much I look up to you.
00:52:03That's not true.
00:52:04How could you?
00:52:05I'm a loser.
00:52:08No one would ever want me.
00:52:18Wait.
00:52:19Do I disgust you?
00:52:21No.
00:52:21No, no, no.
00:52:22I just needed to...
00:52:24No.
00:52:24You're good.
00:52:26Look, I just called my assistant.
00:52:28He's going to come here any second.
00:52:30We're going to take you home, okay?
00:52:32Home?
00:52:33I don't have a home anymore.
00:52:35My husband just...
00:52:38dumped me.
00:52:40Oh, God.
00:52:40Help me!
00:52:41Come on!
00:52:45Can I help me?
00:52:47Well, where to, Mr. Raphael?
00:52:49Get over here and help me!
00:52:51Oh, shoot.
00:52:52Okay, uh...
00:52:53Kilcata situation again!
00:52:55Okay, let me just get up!
00:52:56Okay, let me just get up!
00:52:56Okay, let me just grab my, grab my!
00:52:59Let's do the couch!
00:53:18All right, three, two, one...
00:53:24Get a blanket and some pillows.
00:53:31Now, please.
00:53:31Oh, it's good to see you, Matty.
00:53:44Oh, it's good to see you, Matty.
00:53:56Matty?
00:53:57Matty?
00:54:04Matty?
00:54:07What happened?
00:54:08I just got back from my house.
00:54:12And...
00:54:13And?
00:54:16And...
00:54:17Hey!
00:54:26What are you doing with all my stuff?
00:54:29Get off me, lady!
00:54:30I'm just doing my job!
00:54:34What are you doing here?
00:54:36You!
00:54:38That's what I should be saying to you!
00:54:40Get out of my house this instant!
00:54:42Your house?
00:54:43Mm-mm.
00:54:44Not anymore.
00:54:46What?
00:54:48My ankle!
00:54:49What?
00:54:57I thought we made it abundantly clear.
00:54:59I'm divorcing you, Matty.
00:55:01And according to our prenup,
00:55:02this house belongs to me.
00:55:04What?
00:55:07You can't do this to me.
00:55:09This is my home!
00:55:11Yeah, sorry about that,
00:55:13but this is our home.
00:55:17You recognize this?
00:55:21We're getting married!
00:55:23This weekend!
00:55:28Oh, and don't forget to take all your shit!
00:55:32Otherwise, we'll fine your ass.
00:55:33I lost everything.
00:55:45Including the house!
00:55:48I have nowhere to go!
00:55:50Well, fuck him.
00:55:53And her, too!
00:55:55You can stay here
00:55:56as long as you want.
00:55:59Really?
00:55:59Yeah.
00:56:00Thank you, Felix.
00:56:02Do you have anything to eat?
00:56:08Um...
00:56:09Help yourself!
00:56:13Okay.
00:56:14Wow, you can put those down.
00:56:16Do you want a plate?
00:56:17Or bread?
00:56:23I've got some cups,
00:56:25if you want one.
00:56:27Mech, come on!
00:56:31Slow down!
00:56:32Welcome.
00:56:34Always said I ate too much.
00:56:37That's why he hates me!
00:56:40Because I'm fat!
00:56:43He divorced me!
00:56:45Because I'm a fat cow!
00:56:49Hey!
00:56:50Hey!
00:56:51What are you talking about?
00:56:52Look, there's nothing wrong
00:56:54with...
00:56:55Being fat?
00:56:56With...
00:56:56A...
00:56:57Big...
00:56:58Grr...
00:56:59Body.
00:57:00Look, there's nothing wrong
00:57:02with...
00:57:02A...
00:57:03Big...
00:57:04Grr...
00:57:04Body.
00:57:05Everything's wrong!
00:57:09Felix!
00:57:11Where are your cupcakes?
00:57:13Oh my god, I have such a gross book!
00:57:20Shh!
00:57:21Shh!
00:57:28What's this?
00:57:29It's a book based on an ancient Chinese diet therapy.
00:57:33For?
00:57:35Losing weight?
00:57:38It belonged to my mother.
00:57:40So yeah, she used to be a bit, um, a bit, you know...
00:57:48You can't say it, Felix.
00:57:52Fat.
00:57:54A Chinese friend of hers from work knew that she was struggling with her weight and gave her
00:57:59this little booklet.
00:58:05So she gave it a try.
00:58:07Okay.
00:58:10And what happened?
00:58:14Here.
00:58:15I'll show you.
00:58:22What?
00:58:26What?
00:58:29She lost all that weight eating this?
00:58:34Ugh.
00:58:35Hey, hey, hey, where are you going?
00:58:40Oh my god.
00:59:05My stomach.
00:59:25Have I lost any weight?
00:59:28A little.
00:59:35What about now?
00:59:44Have I lost much weight?
00:59:46Some.
00:59:48How about now?
01:00:07Did I lose any weight?
01:00:11Oh my god.
01:00:13What?
01:00:14What's wrong?
01:00:18Excuse me.
01:00:26Hey, what do you think you're doing?
01:00:28Get out of here.
01:00:29Hi.
01:00:30I'm here to surprise my husband.
01:00:33You have a husband?
01:00:35Yeah, I do.
01:00:36He's been on a business trip for three months now.
01:00:40I haven't seen him.
01:00:41I heard from his assistant that we're staying here tonight, so.
01:00:49And?
01:00:50And I'm pretty sure he got this hotel room to surprise me, so I wanted to surprise him first.
01:00:59If you want to surprise your husband, get a gym membership.
01:01:04Nice one.
01:01:05Lady, beat it before we call security.
01:01:09Can I stay?
01:01:14Please?
01:01:19He's gonna love this.
01:01:29Surprise!
01:01:29Surprise!
01:01:31What?
01:01:32How the fuck did you get in here?
01:01:41How the fuck did you get in here?
01:01:43I'm so sorry, Luke.
01:01:44I thought you wanted to surprise me.
01:01:47Honey?
01:01:48What's going on?
01:01:53Surprise!
01:01:54What a surprise!
01:01:56Surprise!
01:01:56Surprise!
01:01:56Surprise!
01:01:56Surprise!
01:01:56Surprise!
01:01:57Surprise!
01:01:57Surprise!
01:01:58Surprise!
01:01:59Surprise!
01:01:59Surprise!
01:02:00Surprise!
01:02:00Surprise!
01:02:01Surprise!
01:02:03Luke?
01:02:03Who is she?
01:02:04What is she doing here?
01:02:06What do you think, you fool?
01:02:11She's not getting it.
01:02:12We'll have to spell it out for her.
01:02:14Darling, Luke and I just had the most amazing sex on that bed, and we came back here for...
01:02:29This.
01:02:30Luke, tell me she's lying.
01:02:40Does this look like a lie to you?
01:02:41Does this look like a lie to you?
01:02:42No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:02:53I didn't invite you here.
01:02:53You asked for it.
01:02:54Luke, baby, we gotta get going.
01:02:57The banquet is about to begin.
01:02:59Oh, she doesn't know.
01:03:00My company just went public.
01:03:10I'm now officially a billionaire.
01:03:12Your company went public and you didn't tell me?
01:03:14I didn't tell you because it's none of your business.
01:03:16Why don't you go eat a salad or something?
01:03:18You look pathetic.
01:03:23Hey, Luke...
01:03:33Excuse me.
01:03:57Uh, one minute.
01:03:59Oh my god, it's him!
01:04:01Who?
01:04:01The billionaire, Mr. Raphael.
01:04:07God, he's so hot.
01:04:11I heard he's the secret owner of this hotel.
01:04:14Oh my god, it is him.
01:04:15He owns, like, all of L.A.
01:04:17And he's a black store.
01:04:22Is that...
01:04:23Hey, excuse me.
01:04:36Excuse me.
01:04:37Where is the Nexus Enterprise Banquet happening?
01:04:40Down the hall.
01:04:41In the state ballroom.
01:04:42Oh my god.
01:04:55Luke Moss is gonna be so rich.
01:04:58Taking Nexus public is genius.
01:05:00If only he were single.
01:05:02Oh my god.
01:05:07Speaking of, isn't that his wife?
01:05:10Sure is.
01:05:11She's looking straight up disgusting.
01:05:13Where is he?
01:05:15How could he do that in public?
01:05:18I'm his wife!
01:05:20Hi.
01:05:23Can I help you?
01:05:24No thanks.
01:05:25I'm looking for my husband.
01:05:26Your husband here?
01:05:28You do realize this is a high-class event, right?
01:05:32Luke Moss is my husband.
01:05:35Luke!
01:05:35Luke!
01:05:36Oh, right.
01:05:39And I'm the President of the United States.
01:05:42Beat it.
01:05:44No.
01:05:45Get out of my way.
01:05:46Hey.
01:05:46Hey, get out of here.
01:05:47Hey, get out of here.
01:05:49What?
01:05:50Ah!
01:05:51What the hell?
01:05:52Hey, ah!
01:05:53Get your hand off me.
01:05:54Get off me.
01:05:56Get off me.
01:06:04You're a disgrace.
01:06:06Why are you doing this to me?
01:06:09I can't believe my son marries such a gross slimeball like you.
01:06:14You not only brought shame to yourself, but to my son and my family.
01:06:18Mom, don't waste your energy on her.
01:06:22Luke.
01:06:23I'm your wife.
01:06:26Why are you treating me like I'm trash?
01:06:29But you are trash.
01:06:30And you deserve it.
01:06:32You thought my son would stay with someone like you?
01:06:34Oh, no.
01:06:36He's leveled up.
01:06:38Not only is he now a billionaire, but he also has a real high-value woman.
01:06:44Gorgeous and smart.
01:06:45Thank you, bunny.
01:06:48But he's been leveled up for a while now.
01:06:51Three years and counting.
01:06:53You've been together for three years?
01:06:58Ouch.
01:07:00That's how long we've been married.
01:07:02Luke, we'll just say something, please.
01:07:09Don't touch my man.
01:07:12Hey, don't touch my man.
01:07:14Luke, I am begging you.
01:07:17Don't do this.
01:07:18Please don't do this.
01:07:21No.
01:07:22Okay.
01:07:23I'll give you a chance.
01:07:24What?
01:07:25I'll give you one chance to get your blimpy ass out of here in the next minute before I call security.
01:07:32It's official, Matty.
01:07:35Our marriage is over.
01:07:36Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:07:48Before you go, here.
01:07:54There's a quarter of a mil on it.
01:07:57Why don't you take that and disappear from my life for good, will you?
01:07:59So this is what our three-year marriage means to you?
01:08:05Relax.
01:08:06Fine.
01:08:12It's another quarter of a mil.
01:08:14Just remember to sign the divorce papers right away and never set foot in our house.
01:08:18I mean, my house ever again.
01:08:23Nope and nope.
01:08:25Blimpy Butterball isn't worth a nickel.
01:08:27What did you call me?
01:08:30Yeah, that's what we call you.
01:08:31You didn't know that?
01:08:33Oh, one more thing.
01:08:35The ring.
01:08:36Hand it over.
01:08:38What?
01:08:39The ring.
01:08:40Hand it over.
01:08:42What?
01:08:43The wedding ring.
01:08:45Give it back.
01:08:46That emerald ring belonged to my mother.
01:08:48My wedding ring?
01:08:51Are you deaf?
01:08:52Newsflash, you've been dumped.
01:08:54Give it to me.
01:08:55No.
01:08:55Get off me!
01:09:00How dare you?
01:09:02Are you crazy?
01:09:07You crazy bitch.
01:09:12Get the fuck out of here.
01:09:14Now.
01:09:15Fine.
01:09:18I'll leave.
01:09:19But just when you wait, I'm going to get back at you.
01:09:23I'm going to make you pay for what you've done.
01:09:27All of you.
01:09:28Just give me the ring now.
01:09:30I...
01:09:30Here, Olivia.
01:09:35This belongs to you.
01:09:36I...
01:09:36Wooh, look at this little lady we got here.
01:10:04Little? You mean a little too big, you ask me.
01:10:10You know, we got a name for your kind.
01:10:13Borgias.
01:10:14Yeah, gorgeous. Big and gorgeous.
01:10:17Hey, you two. Get off of her.
01:10:24What the?
01:10:26Stay away from me.
01:10:27Holy cow, who is this woman?
01:10:29The cow, that's what she is.
01:10:32You better run and don't come back.
01:10:34Maddie?
01:10:40Felix?
01:10:43Felix?
01:10:50Is that really you?
01:10:53Sure is.
01:10:55Felix, it's you.
01:10:58I haven't seen you since we were kids.
01:11:01Yeah, I heard you were some sort of billionaire CEO now.
01:11:07Is it true?
01:11:09It's true.
01:11:11Oh, God, you look like a billionaire now.
01:11:16Stop it.
01:11:17But seriously, I saw you at the banquet.
01:11:20Wait, what happened?
01:11:22Oh, no.
01:11:24You were there?
01:11:26Oh, my God.
01:11:27That is so embarrassing.
01:11:31What's going on?
01:11:33What's going on is I'm a pathetic loser.
01:11:37Mother, today was the worst day of my life.
01:11:43Everyone who I thought cared about me, they actually hate me.
01:11:51Well, then they don't deserve you.
01:11:53Look, and don't say that about yourself.
01:11:57I love you.
01:11:59I love you.
01:12:01I always have.
01:12:02And when we were kids, you were my best friend.
01:12:05You don't even know how much I look up to you.
01:12:07That's not true.
01:12:09How could you?
01:12:10I'm a loser.
01:12:13No one would ever want me.
01:12:22Wait.
01:12:23Do I disgust you?
01:12:25No, no, no, no.
01:12:26I just needed to...
01:12:28No, you're good.
01:12:30Look, I just called my assistant.
01:12:33He's going to come here any second.
01:12:34We're going to take you home, okay?
01:12:36Home?
01:12:37I don't have a home anymore.
01:12:40My husband just...
01:12:43dumped me.
01:12:44Oh, God.
01:12:45Maddie!
01:12:45Maddie!
01:12:46Come on!
01:12:48Can you help me?
01:12:51Well, where to, Mr. Raphael?
01:12:54Get over here and help me!
01:12:56Oh, okay.
01:12:57Kilcata situation again.
01:12:59Okay.
01:13:00He's getting up.
01:13:01Okay.
01:13:02Grab my, grab my, grab my.
01:13:04Get a blanket and some pillows.
01:13:35Now, please.
01:13:47It's good to see you, Maddie.
01:14:01Maddie?
01:14:01Maddie?
01:14:04I just got back from my house.
01:14:16And...
01:14:17And?
01:14:21And...
01:14:21Hey, what are you doing with all my stuff?
01:14:33Get off me, lady.
01:14:34I'm just doing my job.
01:14:38What are you doing here?
01:14:41You!
01:14:42That's what I should be saying to you!
01:14:44Get out of my house this instant!
01:14:46Your house?
01:14:48Mm-mm.
01:14:49Not anymore.
01:14:50What?
01:14:52My ankle!
01:14:53What?
01:15:01I thought we made it abundantly clear.
01:15:04I'm divorcing you, Maddie.
01:15:05And according to our prenup, this house belongs to me.
01:15:09What?
01:15:09You can't do this to me.
01:15:13This is my home!
01:15:16Yeah, sorry about that, but this is our home.
01:15:19You recognize this?
01:15:26We're getting married this weekend.
01:15:32Oh, and don't forget to take all your shit.
01:15:36Otherwise, we'll fine your ass.
01:15:38I lost everything.
01:15:49Including the house.
01:15:52I have nowhere to go.
01:15:54Well, fuck him.
01:15:57And her, too.
01:15:59You can stay here as long as you want.
01:16:03Really?
01:16:04Yeah.
01:16:04Thank you, Felix.
01:16:06Do you have anything to eat?
01:16:14Help yourself.
01:16:17Okay.
01:16:19Wow, you can put those down.
01:16:20Do you want a plate?
01:16:22Or bread?
01:16:27I've got some cups.
01:16:29If you want one.
01:16:34Meg, come on.
01:16:35Slow down.
01:16:37Welcome.
01:16:39I always said I ate too much.
01:16:41That's why he hates me.
01:16:44Because I'm fat.
01:16:47He divorced me.
01:16:50Because I'm a fat cow.
01:16:54Hey.
01:16:55Hey, what are you talking about?
01:16:57Look, there's nothing wrong with...
01:16:58Look, there's nothing wrong with...
01:16:59Being fat?
01:17:00With...
01:17:01A...
01:17:02Big...
01:17:02Grr...
01:17:03Body.
01:17:05Look, there's nothing wrong with...
01:17:07A...
01:17:07Big...
01:17:08Grr...
01:17:09Body.
01:17:09Everything's wrong!
01:17:11Alex!
01:17:12I...
01:17:13Alex!
01:17:14Where are your cupcakes?
01:17:18Oh my god, I am such a gross pig!
01:17:24What's this?
01:17:34It's a book based on an ancient Chinese diet therapy.
01:17:38For?
01:17:39Losing weight.
01:17:43It belonged to my mother.
01:17:46So yeah, she used to be a bit...
01:17:48Um...
01:17:50A bit...
01:17:51You know...
01:17:52You can't say it, Felix.
01:17:56Fat.
01:17:59A Chinese friend of hers from work...
01:18:01Knew that she was struggling with her weight...
01:18:03And gave her...
01:18:05This little booklet.
01:18:10So, she gave it a try.
01:18:17And what happened?
01:18:19Here.
01:18:20I'll show you.
01:18:22What?
01:18:31What?
01:18:33She lost all that weight eating this?
01:18:38Ugh.
01:18:39Hey, hey, hey.
01:18:40Where are you going?
01:18:41Oh my god.
01:18:51My stomach.
01:18:56Oh my god.
01:19:09My stomach.
01:19:10My stomach.
01:19:29Have I lost any weight?
01:19:32A little.
01:19:33What about now, have I lost much weight?
01:19:51Mmm, some.
01:20:03How about now, did I lose any weight?
01:20:16Oh my god.
01:20:18What?
01:20:19What's wrong?
01:20:20Oh my god.
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