- 3 months ago
An urban couple goes camping in the woods and find themselves lost in the territory of a predatory black bear.
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00:00:00I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:00:30I don't know.
00:01:00I don't know.
00:01:30I don't know.
00:01:32Sure you want to know?
00:01:35Does your boyfriend always get his way?
00:01:39Yes.
00:01:40Does he admit when he's wrong?
00:01:43Never.
00:01:44Does your boyfriend know about the fire with no matches?
00:01:48The answer is D. Who cares?
00:01:50Hey, yes. Very well.
00:01:52Sorry that question's not on here.
00:01:54It should be.
00:01:55Sorry.
00:01:56It should be.
00:01:57This looks terrible.
00:01:58It should be.
00:01:59It should be.
00:02:00It should be.
00:02:02It should be.
00:02:03Oh yeah.
00:02:07Oh, yeah.
00:02:22Never put your hat on the bed, son.
00:02:26Never put your hat on the bed.
00:02:28Until your hat's on the bed, you might work up there.
00:02:30So don't you never put your hat on the bed.
00:02:33Always keep an edge on your knife, son.
00:02:35Always keep an edge on your knife
00:02:37Cause a good, sharp edge is a man's best edge
00:02:40Against the vague uncertainties of life
00:02:42Yes, a good, sharp edge is a man's best edge
00:02:45Against the uncertain vagaries of life
00:02:47But I never could have shot for no knife
00:02:49Like the one who'd give the advice
00:02:52Yodel-ay, yodel-ay, yodel-ay
00:02:57We'll never sell the old . . .
00:03:05. . .
00:03:14. .
00:03:17. .
00:03:23. .
00:03:28. .
00:03:29Hello?
00:03:30Hey!
00:03:31Just give me a second, will you?
00:03:32Yeah, sure.
00:03:33How you doing?
00:03:34Good, good, good.
00:03:35Uh, we're reserved.
00:03:36Under Lewis.
00:03:37What's the name?
00:03:38Alex Lewis.
00:03:39Yeah, I saw you in here.
00:03:40You're ready to go.
00:03:41You're a canoe.
00:03:42Be right down.
00:03:43I'm sorry.
00:03:44I'm sorry.
00:03:45I'm sorry.
00:03:46I'm sorry.
00:03:47I'm sorry.
00:03:48I'm sorry.
00:03:49I'm sorry.
00:03:50I'm sorry.
00:03:51I'm sorry.
00:03:52I'm sorry.
00:03:53I'm sorry.
00:03:54I'm sorry.
00:03:55I'm sorry.
00:03:56I'm sorry.
00:03:57I'm sorry.
00:03:58Your canoe will be right down there by the water.
00:04:00Bring it back Monday at 5.
00:04:02That's right.
00:04:03Back to work Tuesday.
00:04:04Need a map?
00:04:05No, I'm good.
00:04:07You don't want a map?
00:04:09Nope.
00:04:10No, I know this part well.
00:04:11It's kind of end of the season, right?
00:04:13I mean, the weather can change on you.
00:04:15Just turning a dime.
00:04:16Less people.
00:04:17Amen to that.
00:04:19Do you mind me asking you, Mr. No Map, where you're headed?
00:04:23Life with Trail.
00:04:24I can't wait to show ours.
00:04:26First time here.
00:04:27It's awesome.
00:04:28I got some bad news for you.
00:04:30I'm really sorry about this, but Blackfoot Trail's closed for the season.
00:04:32Why?
00:04:33Had to.
00:04:34I mean, so many yahoos, you know, tramping around there, disrespecting everything.
00:04:39This is a treasured site.
00:04:40I don't have to tell you, I guess.
00:04:42And, uh, Parks and Recreation want to keep it that way.
00:04:45Look, going to Blackfoot Trail is kind of the whole point of this trip.
00:04:49It's 500 bucks if you're caught up there.
00:04:52Each.
00:04:53That'd be a thousand bucks.
00:04:54Expensive little camping trip.
00:04:56All right.
00:04:57Jen, you ready?
00:04:58Yeah.
00:04:59Oh, hang on.
00:05:00Here, Rodeo.
00:05:01Here's your metal kit and there's a whistle in there.
00:05:02Try to bring that back and I'll try not to charge it.
00:05:03A thousand bucks?
00:05:04Pretty good.
00:05:05Bye.
00:05:06You have a nice trip.
00:05:07Thanks.
00:05:08Thanks.
00:05:09Bye.
00:05:10You have a nice trip.
00:05:11Thanks.
00:05:12Really?
00:05:13Last one.
00:05:14Come on, babe.
00:05:15You have a nice trip.
00:05:16You're pretty good.
00:05:17Bye.
00:05:18You have a nice trip.
00:05:19Thanks.
00:05:38Really?
00:05:39Last one.
00:05:40Come on.
00:05:41Come on, babe.
00:05:42No, this is really important.
00:05:43You know I've been waiting forever for this.
00:05:45I'm just...
00:05:46Just give me...
00:05:47They're all important.
00:05:48Can't wait till we get back.
00:05:52Okay.
00:05:53I'm done.
00:05:54Okay?
00:05:55All right.
00:05:56I don't believe you, but...
00:05:57Well, putting it away, so...
00:05:58Oh, wait.
00:05:59Hang on.
00:06:00Hang on.
00:06:01Let's take a picture.
00:06:02It's marked the departure.
00:06:03Put it to good use, right?
00:06:04Okay.
00:06:05Okay.
00:06:11Good.
00:06:12Yeah.
00:06:13One of us looks good.
00:06:14All right.
00:06:20Huh.
00:06:40Hey.
00:06:41Have a good one.
00:06:42Thanks a lot.
00:06:55Thanks.
00:06:56Hello, everyone.
00:08:10Fuck!
00:08:11You okay?
00:08:12Oh, fuck.
00:08:13Fuck.
00:08:14It hurt like a bitch.
00:08:15Are you sure you're okay?
00:08:17Yeah.
00:08:18Yeah, yeah.
00:08:19I was just walking off.
00:08:21This is for you.
00:08:25Feel scared anyway.
00:08:28Feel safe.
00:08:29I probably won't need it.
00:08:32Got it taken care of already.
00:08:36Look what I got.
00:08:41When did you get that?
00:08:42I got it a few days ago.
00:08:43You're not gonna need it.
00:08:44You're not gonna need it.
00:08:45Do you want to have a good time on this trip or do you want me to be freaking out?
00:08:49This is what makes me feel safe.
00:08:50Okay.
00:08:51Okay.
00:08:52Well, if you're gonna have it, it's useless in your bag.
00:08:55Give it to me.
00:08:56Thanks.
00:08:57Just gotta clip it to your belt, alright?
00:08:59And you're not gonna need it.
00:09:00Bear spray.
00:09:01Wonder what other goodies you have in there.
00:09:02Nothing.
00:09:03Let's see.
00:09:04I don't have anything in there.
00:09:05Hey, there's nothing.
00:09:06Oh, come on.
00:09:07What?
00:09:08Seriously?
00:09:09This is a road flare.
00:09:10I know what it is.
00:09:11Yeah.
00:09:12This is for when your car breaks down on the side of the highway.
00:09:14You know this.
00:09:15I know you know this.
00:09:16Jen, come on.
00:09:17If you wanted a flare, I could have picked up a pen flare.
00:09:18They sell them in any camping store.
00:09:19There's your flare.
00:09:21You ready?
00:09:22I think so.
00:09:23Okay.
00:09:24Oh, my God.
00:09:48Oh.
00:09:49You good?
00:09:50Yes.
00:09:51All right.
00:09:52Huh?
00:10:16What?
00:10:17Sorry.
00:10:18What?
00:10:20And, you know, we'd be lucky to see anything bigger than a chipmunk, right?
00:10:23Mm-hmm.
00:10:46Hi.
00:10:47Hey.
00:10:50Hey, look at that.
00:10:51It's cute.
00:10:52Hey, look at that.
00:10:53It's cute.
00:10:54We should take it.
00:10:55It's a good spot.
00:10:56Yeah.
00:10:57It's a good spot.
00:10:58Yeah.
00:10:59It's a good spot.
00:11:00It's a good spot.
00:11:01It's a good spot.
00:11:02Yeah.
00:11:03It's a good spot.
00:11:04It's a good spot.
00:11:05It's a good spot.
00:11:06It's a good spot.
00:11:07It's a good spot.
00:11:08It's a good spot.
00:11:09Yeah.
00:11:10No.
00:11:11Hey, look at that.
00:11:12That's cute.
00:11:13We should take it.
00:11:14It's a good spot.
00:11:15Yeah.
00:11:16Ugh.
00:11:17Okay.
00:11:18Counselor, back up please.
00:11:40Trying to turn me on right now?
00:11:50Is it working?
00:11:51Yeah.
00:11:52It's pretty hot.
00:11:54Speaking of.
00:11:57Do you remember the little swimming hole we walked by?
00:12:03Nope.
00:12:04I don't.
00:12:05Really?
00:12:06You said you would.
00:12:09I didn't say that.
00:12:10Yes, you did.
00:12:11And I said maybe.
00:12:12No, no, no.
00:12:13You said yes.
00:12:14Come on, babes.
00:12:15No.
00:12:16It's like when you say, do you want to order Chinese food tonight?
00:12:19And I go, maybe.
00:12:20And then we get Italian.
00:12:22Like that.
00:12:23I'm going to be all lonely by myself.
00:12:25Well, no one's making you do this.
00:12:27Stop it.
00:12:32Oh, my God.
00:12:34Don't leave me hanging, babe.
00:12:35Ha.
00:12:38Okay.
00:12:39Okay.
00:12:40Fine.
00:12:47Ah!
00:12:48Whoo!
00:12:50Come on!
00:12:51Whoo!
00:12:52Whoo!
00:12:53We're freezing!
00:12:54Whoo!
00:12:56I'm going to get some more wood before it gets too dark.
00:13:08Okay, I'll come help you.
00:13:09I don't know.
00:13:10The bathroom is not.
00:13:12Okay.
00:13:13Yep.
00:13:26I don't know.
00:13:56Hello?
00:14:26No, I don't know.
00:14:28Just by the way, I thought I'd be fine.
00:14:30I didn't like it.
00:14:32Really?
00:14:33Yeah.
00:14:33So what's B?
00:14:35Huh, that's weird.
00:14:36I don't...
00:14:36It must have been faster than others.
00:14:39Did he go to Denmark first?
00:14:41No.
00:14:41I got the B.
00:14:43It's a really weird story.
00:14:45Hey, dude.
00:14:46Just in case you wanted to know.
00:14:48No, no, you didn't.
00:14:48Hey.
00:14:51This is Alex.
00:14:52Alex, this is Brad.
00:14:53Brad, right?
00:14:54Yeah, hi.
00:14:55How are you?
00:14:56I'm good, thanks.
00:14:58Were you just walking by, or...?
00:15:00Oh, yeah, I was coming up the trail,
00:15:01and I ran into your friend here,
00:15:03and she invited me up for a chat.
00:15:04Yeah.
00:15:05Turns out that he also kind of grew up in the park,
00:15:07or the woods,
00:15:08and he's got a ton of fish,
00:15:10so I thought maybe we could all have dinner tonight.
00:15:12Couldn't eat tomorrow if I wanted to.
00:15:14I mean, I could try, but...
00:15:16I just got to put a shirt on, all right?
00:15:18Okay.
00:15:19Yeah.
00:15:21So you were saying?
00:15:22Um, I don't know.
00:15:24I'm not really...
00:15:25This isn't my thing.
00:15:27I mean, for the school,
00:15:27I think it's awesome that you do this,
00:15:29and you're going to have a physical...
00:15:30Jen!
00:15:30Yeah?
00:15:31Yeah?
00:15:32Would you come help me here for a sec?
00:15:33Sure.
00:15:38What's up?
00:15:39Here, come on in.
00:15:40Okay.
00:15:44Come on.
00:15:46You comfortable with this?
00:15:48What?
00:15:49Hmm?
00:15:50Yeah, I don't know.
00:15:51This guy could be...
00:15:52Yeah, I was talking to him for, like, ten minutes.
00:15:53He's great.
00:15:54He's great?
00:15:55Hmm.
00:15:56Well, he's a liar.
00:15:57Why is he a liar?
00:15:58Woods?
00:15:59What, the woods of Ireland?
00:16:00Come on.
00:16:01It's nothing to do with anything.
00:16:05Did you invite him,
00:16:05or did he invite himself?
00:16:06I did.
00:16:08You want me to invite him?
00:16:12No, we can't do that.
00:16:13I can do that.
00:16:13I can do that.
00:16:14You'd be really awkward.
00:16:15You'd never be able to do that.
00:16:16I know you.
00:16:18What do you need help with?
00:16:19I obviously don't need help.
00:16:21Oh, well, I guess it wasn't obvious,
00:16:22because you told me to come in here.
00:16:27You know what?
00:16:28I don't want to bother you all,
00:16:29so probably better if I just be on my way
00:16:31and have a nice trip.
00:16:32Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:16:33No, no, no.
00:16:33No, no, no, no.
00:16:34You're going to stay,
00:16:35and you're going to have some dinner with us.
00:16:37Yeah.
00:16:39Yeah, it was just a misunderstanding.
00:16:41That's all.
00:16:44All right, then.
00:16:46Let's do it.
00:16:46Oh.
00:16:47Oh.
00:16:48Oh.
00:16:48Oh.
00:16:49Oh.
00:16:49Oh.
00:16:50Oh.
00:16:51Oh.
00:16:52Oh.
00:16:53Oh.
00:16:54Oh.
00:16:55Oh.
00:16:56Oh.
00:16:57Oh.
00:16:58Oh.
00:16:59Oh.
00:17:00Oh.
00:17:01Oh.
00:17:02Oh.
00:17:03Oh.
00:17:04Oh.
00:17:05Oh.
00:17:06You wanted fish.
00:17:07Mm-hmm.
00:17:15Thought it was illegal to fish these legs.
00:17:20Grandfather law.
00:17:22So that's when, like, an old law applies to existing situations,
00:17:25but then a new one applies to ill future ones?
00:17:27I know what a grandfather law is.
00:17:29OK.
00:17:30Sorry.
00:17:32Lawyer.
00:17:33Yeah, I got that.
00:17:38What about you, Alex?
00:17:39What do you do?
00:17:43Well, um, right now, I'm, uh, my buddy has a landscaping business,
00:17:46so I'm working with him.
00:17:50Are you Mexican?
00:17:51I didn't mean anything by that.
00:17:54I just, I thought that's the job that the Mexicans do here.
00:17:57Well, what he does is pretty high end.
00:17:59And actually, he's starting a new company soon, so it's great.
00:18:03He's really talented.
00:18:04Well, other than you, Alex.
00:18:06Well, other than you, Alex.
00:18:13Sure looks good.
00:18:13It does, right?
00:18:14Yeah.
00:18:15And lucky for me, I can't find any fish.
00:18:18I got a license to kill a deer.
00:18:20Oh, cool.
00:18:21I mean, fuck me.
00:18:22Try to get a license for that these days.
00:18:25You guys have anything we can cook for size with these?
00:18:27Yeah, you know, I can, um, maybe fry the veggies or potatoes.
00:18:31Yeah, veggies.
00:18:32It's not good.
00:18:33Well, let's see the potatoes.
00:18:36Why don't we do both?
00:18:38No, let's, let's see the potatoes.
00:18:44I'll get one.
00:18:45So you're Irish?
00:18:57You're at a temporary.
00:18:59Is that near Mexico?
00:19:01That's a good one.
00:19:03Actually, south of Dublin.
00:19:05And what do you do for a living out here?
00:19:07I give backcountry eco-tourists to tourists that want a, you know,
00:19:12like a deeper experience of the wilderness, you know,
00:19:14something more than camping in a parking lot.
00:19:17Yeah, that's cool.
00:19:18I mean, you and Jen are doing it, so it must be cool, right?
00:19:22How much would something like that cost?
00:19:25Well, I wouldn't know.
00:19:28You don't know how much it costs?
00:19:32I only know how much they pay me, Alex.
00:19:44Okay, so they're already part of the world.
00:19:47We just need to put them on for a few minutes.
00:19:51Hang on.
00:20:01Oh, my.
00:20:02All right, then.
00:20:12Let's see what we got here.
00:20:14I can do that.
00:20:15Oh, I got it.
00:20:16Oh, this smells delicious.
00:20:19Yeah, there's garlic, rosemary, and there's some thyme in there.
00:20:23You're a lucky man, Alex.
00:20:24I know.
00:20:26So what are your plans?
00:20:27You're always going to do some amazing hikes, see some spots, what?
00:20:30Ah, I think we're going to...
00:20:31You know, we live really hectic lives,
00:20:33so I think we're just going to, you know, relax,
00:20:35stay around here for a few days.
00:20:37Yep.
00:20:38All right.
00:20:39You're really grabbing life by the balls there, Alex, aren't you?
00:20:42Oh, I'm just saying, you know, if I had a beautiful woman here like Jen,
00:20:56I'd want to take her to some spots that weren't on the tourist trail, right?
00:21:00As a matter of fact, Jen, there is this absolutely gorgeous waterfall.
00:21:06I mean, really beautiful.
00:21:07You've probably been there, right, Alex?
00:21:09Yeah, totally.
00:21:10Then you know which side of the waterfall to climb down on?
00:21:14The right side.
00:21:17The right side?
00:21:21Could you guess, Alex?
00:21:23I wasn't guessing.
00:21:25Oh, you see, these tourists are always trying to go down the left side.
00:21:28I mean, they think it's safe for fucking idiots.
00:21:31There's also, uh, this frozen, frozen arrow, the Blackfoot trail.
00:21:37Hmm.
00:21:38And if you were me, I don't want to take you to all those spots.
00:21:43You sure you don't need a guide?
00:21:46I already have one.
00:21:48Let's eat.
00:21:50Let's eat.
00:22:10All right.
00:22:11That was one.
00:22:13Good job.
00:22:15Yeah, thanks for the fish.
00:22:20All right.
00:22:21Well, now I'm ready.
00:22:23Cheers.
00:22:24Night.
00:22:27Hey, Alex.
00:22:30You know, earlier, you said something.
00:22:33It was a misunderstanding.
00:22:35You want to explain that to me?
00:22:39Uh, it was nothing.
00:22:40It was...
00:22:41Come on, he's a big boy.
00:22:42Let him answer.
00:22:44It's just a funny thing to say.
00:22:46What do you mean by it?
00:22:48What do you mean by it?
00:22:50I'm not sure I understand what you're getting at.
00:22:53Oh, yes, you do.
00:22:56What was a misunderstanding?
00:22:59It's important.
00:23:07I wouldn't be fucking asking if it wasn't.
00:23:10It's on me, okay?
00:23:11Jeff.
00:23:12It was just...
00:23:18Well, I come back here.
00:23:21And I find my girlfriend talking to this guy.
00:23:25And I'm not sure it's a good idea.
00:23:27I'm not sure it's a good idea.
00:23:31That's all.
00:23:33I mean, I don't know you.
00:23:36So what was a misunderstanding?
00:23:43You can be some nut.
00:23:47She convinced me otherwise.
00:23:54Like I said, Alex.
00:23:57You're a lucky guy.
00:24:06I'm sorry.
00:24:07Jen, I, uh...
00:24:10I think you dropped something.
00:24:11Uh, I got it.
00:24:15Thanks.
00:24:27I'm just waiting for the house next time.
00:24:29That'd be fun.
00:24:30I said I'm sorry.
00:24:34Should we worry about him?
00:24:35What's that?
00:24:36Should we worry about him coming back?
00:24:38I don't know.
00:24:41No, he's just, he's just weird.
00:24:47But I'm gonna get my axe.
00:24:48I'm gonna sleep with it.
00:24:49I'm gonna sleep with it in case your fucking dinner guest wants to come back for, you know, dessert or something.
00:24:55You're mad.
00:24:59Jen, I don't understand you.
00:25:01What?
00:25:02You invite a total stranger to eat dinner with us, our first night on this trip.
00:25:06Okay, I, I didn't know what to do, right? I was just being kind.
00:25:15I'm sorry.
00:25:17Just stay here.
00:25:18If he turns around and comes back, you yell for me.
00:25:36Oh my god.
00:26:01That smells amazing.
00:26:03Wow.
00:26:12Remember the survey that we took on the way up here?
00:26:14The first question was about how many times your boyfriend has made breakfast in bed for you.
00:26:18Remember that?
00:26:19Really?
00:26:20Yeah, and I had to write zero.
00:26:21Well, I guess I have to change that from zero to one.
00:26:24One, huh?
00:26:25Mm-hmm.
00:26:26Was it really zero?
00:26:27Yeah.
00:26:28You embarrassed?
00:26:29A little bit.
00:26:30But this isn't even in bed, so I just...
00:26:31Believe me, this counts.
00:26:41What is it about this place?
00:26:42It's so amazing.
00:26:43Blackport Trail?
00:26:44Yeah.
00:26:45Why is it called that, anyway?
00:26:47Well, the local tribes called it that because when the trail ends, it circles around this
00:26:50really small lake.
00:26:52And the earth around the lake is black.
00:26:54So when they hunted, they followed animal tracks in the black earth, and they called it
00:26:57Blackport Trail.
00:26:58So what's the lake called?
00:27:02I don't know.
00:27:03Seriously?
00:27:04No, no, no, no.
00:27:05Picture it, picture it, picture it, all right?
00:27:07You come up this steep, rocky trail, and then all of a sudden, it levels off, and there's
00:27:12this beautiful, pristine lake.
00:27:14When I was a kid, this was my favorite place in the whole world.
00:27:18You know, it looks so out of place, that high up.
00:27:21It's like out of some fantasy novel or something, you know?
00:27:24Yeah, I have a feeling your geeky side is about to come out.
00:27:27What geeky side?
00:27:28What geeky side?
00:27:29The one that made me watch Legend four times.
00:27:31Just wait for the part where Tom Cruise is waiting by the lake for the big white unicorn
00:27:34to come out.
00:27:35It's an awesome scene.
00:27:36What are you talking about?
00:27:37Indeed.
00:27:46All good?
00:27:48Yeah.
00:27:50Of course you're going that way.
00:28:06It's the way.
00:28:08It's the way.
00:28:20That's if you want to come around.
00:28:36You're going to play something nice.
00:28:49Fuck.
00:29:19Fuck.
00:29:49Mm.
00:29:50Mm.
00:29:51Mm.
00:29:52Mm.
00:29:53Fuck.
00:29:54Fuck.
00:30:03Ugh.
00:30:04Let me see it.
00:30:11Alex, that's disgusting.
00:30:15Oh.
00:30:16It's pretty bad.
00:30:19Come on.
00:30:36Ah.
00:30:38Oh, fuck.
00:30:39Are you ready?
00:30:42Ah!
00:30:44Sorry.
00:30:46That's not good.
00:30:49I feel like you're laughing about it.
00:30:51Oh, why not?
00:30:55Ah.
00:30:56Just don't touch it.
00:30:57Don't touch it.
00:30:58Here, let me finish you there.
00:31:00It looks...
00:31:01It looks terrible.
00:31:02It looks great.
00:31:04You got this.
00:31:05I'm just gonna use some new socks.
00:31:08Stupid face.
00:31:10Oh.
00:31:11Oh.
00:31:12Thanks, babes.
00:31:13Okay.
00:31:22Mm.
00:31:23Oh.
00:31:24Oh, my God.
00:31:25Oh.
00:31:26Oh.
00:31:30Oh.
00:31:31Oh.
00:31:32Oh.
00:31:44Oh.
00:31:45Oh.
00:31:46Oh.
00:31:47Oh, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God.
00:32:17Alex.
00:32:18Alex.
00:32:19Alex, get up.
00:32:20Mm-hmm.
00:32:21Listen.
00:32:22What?
00:32:23Just listen.
00:32:24What is that?
00:32:25What?
00:32:26Someone's throwing shit at our tent.
00:32:28What?
00:32:29Just listen.
00:32:30What is that?
00:32:31That.
00:32:32That?
00:32:33What?
00:32:34I don't know.
00:32:35That's what I say, Cor.
00:32:36It's falling from the trees on a tent.
00:32:38It's fine.
00:32:39Just go back to sleep.
00:32:40No.
00:32:41Fuck.
00:32:42Fuck.
00:32:43Fuck.
00:32:45Fuck.
00:32:46Fuck.
00:32:47Fuck.
00:32:48Fuck.
00:32:49Fuck.
00:32:50Fuck.
00:32:51Fuck.
00:32:52Fuck.
00:32:53Fuck.
00:32:54Fuck.
00:32:55Fuck.
00:32:56Fuck.
00:32:57Fuck.
00:32:58Fuck.
00:32:59Fuck.
00:33:00Fuck.
00:33:01That's not an ankle one.
00:33:08What is it?
00:33:11Do you think it's pain?
00:33:14Let's just listen for a bit, okay?
00:33:31Fuck, that's weird.
00:33:33Now you got me all kind of like this.
00:33:35Maybe he can back and throw stones at the tent or something stupid.
00:33:37No, no, no. It could be anything, right?
00:33:44Whatever it is, it's dark.
00:33:49So let's just go back to sleep, okay? It's fine.
00:33:52It's dark.
00:34:01I love you.
00:34:05I hate you.
00:34:07I really don't know what you're saying.
00:34:10I love you.
00:34:11I love you.
00:34:12I love you.
00:34:13I love you.
00:34:14I love you.
00:34:15I love you.
00:34:16I love you too, you know what I'm doing.
00:34:18I love you too, you know what I'm doing.
00:34:20I love you too.
00:34:22You love me too, you're free.
00:34:25The person who's lost my job is nothing.
00:34:29I want to go home.
00:34:56I don't want to be here anymore.
00:34:57Jan, come on, don't overreact, okay?
00:35:00And Acorn did that?
00:35:03Come on, I've waited so long for this trip.
00:35:07We're here, and when you get there, you'll love it.
00:35:14I promise.
00:35:18Yeah, okay.
00:35:20Can you do this for me?
00:35:21Yes.
00:35:24All right.
00:35:27She's a very good artist.
00:35:32I have no idea why you don't give her a chance.
00:35:34I mean, she's a great performer.
00:35:36Ah, you know, it's just not my thing.
00:35:38I don't...
00:35:39Oh, hey.
00:35:40Hang on a second.
00:35:42What?
00:35:54This is wintergreen.
00:35:55Oh.
00:35:56And you can eat this.
00:35:59Mmm.
00:36:00Tastes like cream and gum.
00:36:02You want some?
00:36:03No.
00:36:04You sure?
00:36:05Yes.
00:36:06I probably peed on it.
00:36:08You're lost.
00:36:09What's that smell?
00:36:14It's nothing.
00:36:27Hey.
00:36:31Babe.
00:36:32Oh, my God.
00:36:33Alex!
00:36:46Oh, my God.
00:36:58Alex!
00:36:59Yes.
00:37:00No.
00:37:02Oh, my God.
00:37:04Hm?
00:37:05No.
00:37:06No.
00:37:07No.
00:37:08No.
00:37:12No.
00:37:43Oh, God, love me.
00:38:00Oh, my God.
00:38:02Ow!
00:38:04Found it!
00:38:06Thank God!
00:38:13Uh-oh.
00:38:20Oh, my God.
00:38:22What is so funny?
00:38:25Looks like you have a little piece of poo on your face.
00:38:28Yeah, because I just fell down on it.
00:38:30You fell?
00:38:31You okay?
00:38:32I'm fine.
00:38:33Shouldn't we be saving that or something?
00:38:35I don't know.
00:38:35We got plenty of water at the lake.
00:38:37I think I brought the drops.
00:38:44You're welcome.
00:38:46Is this it?
00:38:47Yeah, just up there.
00:38:49It's a little bitch to get up, isn't it?
00:38:51I know.
00:38:53But it's worth it.
00:38:55All right.
00:38:56Come on.
00:38:56I'm coming.
00:38:58Come on!
00:38:58Come on!
00:39:22Alex?
00:39:48Where's the lake?
00:39:50I can't believe this.
00:39:52Alex.
00:39:54I don't understand.
00:39:55This can't be it, right?
00:39:57Fuck, I was sure.
00:39:58I was like a fucking 100% sure.
00:39:59I was...
00:40:00Can you look at me please?
00:40:01Just let me think.
00:40:02Just let me think.
00:40:03Let me think.
00:40:04Let me think.
00:40:05Fuck!
00:40:06God damn it!
00:40:07What the fuck is this?
00:40:13Please tell me you have a map in your bag.
00:40:15I never needed a map.
00:40:17Well, we do now.
00:40:18I don't have one.
00:40:21So then where are we?
00:40:22I obviously don't know, right?
00:40:24Wait, you said that you've done this like...
00:40:26so many times.
00:40:27Yeah, but...
00:40:28You said it was like a few years ago you did this.
00:40:29Yeah, I've been in the park a bunch of times.
00:40:31The trail, Alex.
00:40:33You said you did the trail.
00:40:34Yeah.
00:40:36Not since high school, but...
00:40:38It's not a...
00:40:51I put it here.
00:40:52I put...
00:40:53I put it right here.
00:40:59It's not a...
00:41:00I took it out.
00:41:01What?
00:41:02Your phone.
00:41:03I took it out.
00:41:04Where is it?
00:41:05In the car.
00:41:06Why would you do that?
00:41:07I didn't want you on that thing the whole time over here.
00:41:10I didn't reach for that once.
00:41:11I...
00:41:12I wanted to bring it in case we needed it.
00:41:13Which we do.
00:41:14Can't get reception out here anyway.
00:41:15Well, I would have loved to try.
00:41:16When was the last time you were sure?
00:41:17When was the last time you were sure?
00:41:18I didn't want you on that thing the whole time over here.
00:41:20I didn't reach for that once.
00:41:22I...
00:41:23I wanted to bring it in case we needed it.
00:41:25Which we do.
00:41:26Can't get reception out here anyway.
00:41:28Just...
00:41:29Well, I would have loved to try.
00:41:30When was the last time you were sure of where you were?
00:41:47I was sure the whole time.
00:41:49No!
00:41:50Think, Alex.
00:41:51When was it?
00:41:53I don't know.
00:41:58Maybe the fork in the trail.
00:42:00The first one?
00:42:01The second one?
00:42:08First one.
00:42:11Are you serious?
00:42:12Just come on.
00:42:13Don't freak out.
00:42:14I don't want to be freaking out right now,
00:42:16but we are in the middle of fucking nowhere.
00:42:18We don't have anything.
00:42:19We don't have a...
00:42:20We don't have a map.
00:42:21We don't have a cell phone.
00:42:22We don't have anything.
00:42:23We haven't seen anyone in so long.
00:42:25It's okay.
00:42:27Why?
00:42:28Why did we have to come so far out of my first camping trip?
00:42:30Why couldn't it just been a regular trip?
00:42:32Why do you always have to show off?
00:42:34I'm not showing off.
00:42:35Why do you always try to impress me?
00:42:36I'm not trying to impress you, okay?
00:42:37Look, I'm not fucking impressed right now.
00:42:39Good!
00:42:40I'm not trying to fucking impress you.
00:42:42Alex, can we be honest for a second?
00:42:44I'd love to be honest for once.
00:42:47I wish I never came.
00:42:50This whole thing was a mistake.
00:42:52Come on, Chandles.
00:42:53I think we should be going home tomorrow.
00:42:55But you fucked it up.
00:42:57You always fuck it all up.
00:42:59You're such a fucking loser.
00:43:05This stupid lake.
00:43:06Why did we have to come here?
00:43:08I don't even care.
00:43:09Why?
00:43:10Why?
00:43:16Why?
00:43:18I was going to propose to you.
00:43:40Let's do something, behind me...
00:43:41Why?
00:43:44I wanted to
00:43:54Don't talk about my...?
00:43:58Look.
00:43:59I'm really sorry.
00:44:29I had no idea.
00:44:44It's okay.
00:44:47We should probably make it.
00:44:50We'll get going.
00:44:53Okay.
00:44:54Sounds good.
00:44:59Yes.
00:45:01Yes.
00:45:06Yes.
00:45:09Yes.
00:45:10Yes.
00:45:11Yes.
00:45:12What are you doing?
00:45:15Yes.
00:45:18Yes.
00:45:20Yes.
00:45:22Yes.
00:45:24I don't know.
00:45:54I don't know.
00:46:24I don't know.
00:46:54I don't know.
00:47:24I don't know.
00:47:25I don't know.
00:47:26I don't know.
00:47:27I don't know.
00:47:28I don't know.
00:47:29I don't know.
00:47:30I don't know.
00:47:31I don't know.
00:47:32I don't know.
00:47:33I don't know.
00:47:34I don't know.
00:47:35I don't know.
00:47:36I don't know.
00:47:37I don't know.
00:47:38I don't know.
00:47:39I don't know.
00:47:41I don't know.
00:47:42I don't know.
00:47:43I don't know.
00:47:44I don't know.
00:47:45I don't know.
00:47:46I don't know.
00:47:47I don't know.
00:47:48I don't know.
00:47:49I don't know.
00:47:50I don't know.
00:47:51It was a raccoon.
00:47:52Shit.
00:48:09Is this right?
00:48:10Yeah. We just need to take a turn at that overgrown trail.
00:48:13Didn't seem this far down.
00:48:15No, we're good. We're good.
00:48:18Watch your step. Watch your step there.
00:48:22Let's go.
00:48:43Shit.
00:48:44Should we go back?
00:48:49I don't know.
00:48:51What are the chances of this leading to something?
00:48:56Pretty good, right? It's a Prudential Park. It's gotta lead somewhere.
00:48:58I don't know.
00:48:59I don't know.
00:49:00I don't know.
00:49:01I think somewhere.
00:49:02I don't know.
00:49:03You're all kind of falling in my backyard.
00:49:07I don't know.
00:49:11It's okay.
00:49:12I don't know.
00:49:13I'm not sure.
00:49:14I don't know.
00:49:15Here.
00:49:52What is that?
00:50:02Very good.
00:50:07Okay.
00:50:10Okay.
00:50:12Let's get as far as we can before dark.
00:50:15Right?
00:50:17Come on.
00:50:20Go Hawks.
00:50:46I'm so sorry.
00:50:53Do you mean those things you said?
00:50:57No, I didn't.
00:50:58I mean, if that's the way you feel about it.
00:50:59No.
00:51:00I should have never said that.
00:51:01I was just really mad.
00:51:05I should have never said that.
00:51:06I was just really mad.
00:51:07I'm sorry.
00:51:08I'm sorry.
00:51:09I love you.
00:51:10Do you want to see it?
00:51:11The ring?
00:51:12Yeah.
00:51:13If you want to.
00:51:14If you want to.
00:51:15If you want to.
00:51:16I'm sorry.
00:51:17I'm sorry.
00:51:20I love you.
00:51:26Do you want to see it?
00:51:29The ring?
00:51:30The ring?
00:51:31Yeah.
00:51:32If you want to.
00:51:36No, no, no, no, don't.
00:51:51No, actually, just wait.
00:52:01Okay.
00:52:06I'm so hungry.
00:52:14I think I have half a protein bar left.
00:52:21This is all we have?
00:52:23This is it?
00:52:25Yeah.
00:52:27Well, wait a second.
00:52:29Except for...
00:52:31Mm-mm.
00:52:38Ta-da.
00:52:40Come on.
00:52:42Really?
00:52:43Yeah.
00:52:45You want some?
00:52:47Yeah.
00:52:50Ooh.
00:52:51Screwed up.
00:52:52You first.
00:52:58Okay.
00:52:59Okay.
00:53:01To us.
00:53:04To us.
00:53:10Mm, that is so good.
00:53:13Have some, it's great.
00:53:19That is good.
00:53:20I know this sucks.
00:53:30Could be worse.
00:53:33How's that?
00:53:35At least we're together.
00:53:36I mean it.
00:53:40I mean it.
00:53:52Come here.
00:53:53I mean it.
00:53:54Hmm.
00:54:14Mm.
00:54:15What is that, Alex?
00:54:34I don't know.
00:54:45Alex, do you think it's a bear?
00:54:51Hey!
00:55:06Is it gone?
00:55:08Let's get back in the tent.
00:55:10Oh, okay.
00:55:12Okay, let's go.
00:55:15It's okay.
00:55:36He scared it off.
00:55:39We're good.
00:55:41Okay, we're good.
00:55:44Okay.
00:55:45Okay, I'm going to go.
00:55:47Okay, we're good.
00:55:48Okay.
00:55:49Okay.
00:55:50Okay, okay.
00:55:53Okay.
00:55:54Good.
00:55:55Okay, let's go.
00:55:56So I was thinking
00:56:23that I should phone down to the front desk
00:56:26and order us some room service.
00:56:29Maybe a couple's massage.
00:56:36Deep tissue.
00:56:43We're gonna be okay.
00:56:47I know.
00:56:53We should get going, okay?
00:56:58Mm-hmm.
00:57:14What?
00:57:16Alex?
00:57:18What?
00:57:19Stay... quiet.
00:57:21You're scaring me.
00:57:23What?
00:57:24Stay quiet.
00:57:26Did he come back?
00:57:34What the fuck is it doing?
00:57:37What the fuck is it doing?
00:57:46Did he come back?
00:57:47He's inside.
00:57:49Shh.
00:57:51Please move on.
00:58:05What?
00:58:07What the fuck?
00:58:09What?
00:58:11Fuck.
00:58:13Is it out there?
00:58:15Did he come back?
00:58:17What do we do?
00:58:19We don't even have food in here.
00:58:21I know.
00:58:23Where's my axe?
00:58:25Where's my axe?
00:58:27You put it in your bag?
00:58:29I left my bag by the fire.
00:58:31I can't believe this is happening.
00:58:33What do we do?
00:58:35What do we do?
00:58:37We don't even have food in here.
00:58:39Alexa?
00:58:41What do we do?
00:58:43What do we do?
00:58:45What do we do?
00:58:47What do we do?
00:58:49We even have food in here.
00:58:51Alexa?
00:58:53What?
00:58:55What?
00:58:57What?
00:58:59I don't know.
00:59:29No!
00:59:32Ah!
00:59:34Ah!
00:59:39Ah!
00:59:42Ah!
00:59:50Behind me! Get behind me!
00:59:53Get out!
00:59:55Get the fuck out!
00:59:57Get the fuck out! Get out!
01:00:24I'm gonna wrap it.
01:00:27I know, just...
01:00:31Okay.
01:00:32Okay.
01:00:33It's okay.
01:00:34It's okay.
01:00:35It's okay.
01:00:36It's okay.
01:00:37I'm gonna wrap it.
01:00:39I'm sorry.
01:00:45It's okay.
01:00:46Jen?
01:00:47Jen, I can't feel my foot.
01:00:48I'm okay.
01:00:53It's okay.
01:00:54I can't feel my foot.
01:00:56I'm gonna get you out of here.
01:00:57We're gonna crawl out of here if we have to.
01:00:58You hear me?
01:00:59My God!
01:01:00I'm gonna fucking die out here!
01:01:01You're not!
01:01:02I'm gonna fucking die!
01:01:03Alex, you're fine.
01:01:04Alex, you're gonna be fine.
01:01:06Alex!
01:01:07You're gonna be fine.
01:01:08Alex!
01:01:12Alex!
01:01:13Alex!
01:01:14Alex!
01:01:15Alex!
01:01:16Alex!
01:01:17Alex!
01:01:18Alex!
01:01:24Alex!
01:01:25Oh, my God!
01:01:43Oh, my God!
01:01:45Run, Dad!
01:01:49Run!
01:01:51Run!
01:01:59Run!
01:02:09Run!
01:02:15Run!
01:02:21Oh, my God.
01:02:51Oh, my God.
01:03:21Oh, my God.
01:03:51Oh, my God.
01:04:20Oh, my God.
01:04:50Oh, my God.
01:05:20Oh, my God.
01:05:50Oh, my God.
01:06:20Oh, my God.
01:06:50Oh, my God.
01:07:20Oh, my God.
01:07:50Oh, my God.
01:08:20Oh, my God.
01:08:50Oh, my God.
01:09:20Oh, my God.
01:09:50Oh, my God.
01:10:20Oh, my God.
01:10:50Oh, my God.
01:11:20Oh, my God.
01:11:50Oh, my God.
01:12:20Oh, my God.
01:12:50Oh, my God.
01:13:20Oh, my God.
01:13:50Oh, my God.
01:14:20Oh, my God.
01:14:50Oh, my God.
01:15:20Oh, my God.
01:15:50Oh, my God.
01:16:20Oh, my God.
01:16:50Oh, my God.
01:17:20Oh, my God.
01:17:50Oh, my God.
01:18:20Oh, my God.
01:18:50Oh, my God.
01:19:20Oh, my God.
01:19:50Oh, my God.
01:20:20Oh, my God.
01:20:50Oh, my God.
01:21:20Oh, my God.
01:21:50Oh, my God.
01:22:20Oh, my God.
01:22:50Oh, my God.
01:23:20Oh, my God.
01:23:50Oh, my God.
01:24:20Oh, my God.
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