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00:00To be continued...
00:30Kisses are such simple things we hardly notice them.
00:38But if we paid more attention, we'd see that each kiss conveys a meaning all its own.
00:44For example, some can say, I'm so happy to see you.
00:50Or, I didn't realize you'd be here.
00:56Or, honey, it's time to stop drinking.
01:00The trick is in knowing how to tell the difference.
01:04So I finally said, if I'm head cheerleader, then nobody wears panties.
01:09Oh!
01:12I just want you to know, as a former member of my high school marching band, I would have appreciated that.
01:17Wait a second, you were a band geek? Oh, I don't believe it.
01:20What did you play?
01:20You played the tuba. I have pictures.
01:23The tuba.
01:25Yeah, go ahead, come on, come on, get your licks in.
01:27No, no, not at all. As a matter of fact, all of my secret crushes were on the band geeks.
01:31Come on, I know you cheerleader types.
01:34You wouldn't have said boo to guys like me.
01:36No, you were more interested in guys like this.
01:38Now, I take it you didn't play the tuba.
01:41No, I didn't.
01:43All I know is I was a lonely, insecure tuba player.
01:47Girls like Gabrielle would just rip my heart out.
01:49Oh.
01:49I didn't even have my first kiss until I was 18.
01:5318?
01:53Pathetic, I know.
01:55Poor baby. I would have kissed you.
01:57No, you wouldn't have.
01:57Yes, I would have.
01:58No, you wouldn't have. And it's okay, Gabby. Those scars healed a long time ago.
02:03Oh, for God's sakes, come here.
02:05Now, on behalf of all the cheerleaders in the world, forgive us.
02:13Yes, kisses mean different things to different people.
02:17After every party comes the time for cleaning.
02:47We attend to the champagne that was spilled.
02:52The knickknacks that got broken.
02:56The food that went uneaten.
03:01Oh, here, let me take that.
03:03And whatever other messes need cleaning up.
03:07So, uh, Gabby, you know that thing you and Tom did tonight?
03:13The kiss?
03:15Was that hysterical?
03:16The look on Tom's face?
03:18The kiss?
03:19Yeah.
03:27I know.
03:28This sounds silly, but it kind of bugged me.
03:35You're not serious.
03:37Well, I am.
03:38Um, I don't, I don't want to make a big deal out of it, but, uh, could you maybe not do that again?
03:47Okay.
03:49Thanks.
03:51Okay.
03:52Okay, what happened to the Apple Whites?
03:54I thought you were going to invite them.
03:55I did.
03:56Betty never RSVP'd.
03:58What do you guys think about the Apple Whites?
04:01I like them.
04:01Very nice.
04:02Very...
04:02Interesting.
04:04Right.
04:04Interesting.
04:05Hmm.
04:06They weird me out, too.
04:07Well, that's not what we're saying.
04:09Not exactly, anyway.
04:12You know, we were just having fun entertaining the crowd.
04:15Oh, sure, but maybe next time you could try juggling instead.
04:19What's going on?
04:22Nothing.
04:24Really?
04:25I sense a little tension.
04:27No.
04:28No tension.
04:33What?
04:34You make it sound like I was making a pass at your husband, and that's just a little bit insulting.
04:41I just said it bugged me.
04:44Why is that a problem?
04:45Is this about that kiss?
04:47What kiss?
04:48Oh, you were in the living room.
04:50Gabby planted a big, wet kiss on Tom as a joke.
04:53It was hilarious.
04:55You see?
04:55Yeah, but to be fair to Lynette, you are an ex-model, and surely it must have dawned on you that some women might prefer it if you didn't kiss their husbands.
05:04That's all I'm saying.
05:05Oh, you guys, we're all friends.
05:07This isn't something to get worked up over.
05:09I'm not worked up.
05:11Me neither.
05:12Hey, everyone.
05:16Did you see what Kathy Lewis was wearing tonight?
05:18And whoever told her that she could get away with those vertical stripes should be shot.
05:22Oh.
05:23Oh, my sweet.
05:24Oh.
05:24Oh.
05:24Oh.
05:28Oh.
05:41Oh.
05:41Zach, he's back.
05:54Yeah, yeah, I know.
05:55You do?
05:57Yeah, he's been back for a couple of days now.
06:00Well, that's great, isn't it?
06:02Yeah.
06:04I thought you'd be happy about it.
06:05I thought that's what you wanted.
06:07I was hoping that I'd slowly establish a relationship with Zach,
06:10and then when we were comfortable, I'd tell him I was his real dad,
06:13but now Paul's back.
06:14And he doesn't want you anywhere near him.
06:17Yeah, he's threatening to tell the police
06:18everything that happened in the desert,
06:20that I held a gun to his head.
06:21What's your word against his?
06:23But he doesn't have a record, and I do.
06:27You know, despite what I did,
06:30sending Zach away, I want you two to connect.
06:33I hope you know that.
06:35I do.
06:36And on the bright side,
06:40I don't have to wonder where he is anymore.
06:49It says that you can do a report on anything
06:51from the suggested reading list,
06:53which includes The Old Man and the Sea,
06:55The Pearl, Much Ado About Nothing.
06:57Hmm.
06:59That sounds good.
07:00What do you like?
07:01I don't care.
07:02Let's start with The Pearl.
07:06It's got a sad ending, but it's good.
07:08We'll start with that.
07:13You know, it's not going to be so bad.
07:16I think you're really going to like being homeschooled.
07:21Okay.
07:22I know this isn't what you want,
07:25but I need to keep you close to me,
07:27just for a while.
07:29There are people in this neighborhood
07:30who aren't thrilled that we're back.
07:32People I don't trust.
07:35People like Mike Delfino?
07:39Why would you say that?
07:41When you disappeared,
07:43Mrs. Tillman said that Mike took you somewhere to kill you.
07:47That's ridiculous.
07:48Why would Mike want to kill me?
07:50Because you murdered Mrs. Huber.
07:53What did you say?
07:54Well, Mrs. Tillman said that
07:55you murdered Mrs. Huber
07:57because she was blackmailing Mom.
08:00And you believed her?
08:01No, not exactly.
08:03Why, should I?
08:05Zach,
08:06you know me
08:07better than anyone.
08:09Do you honestly believe
08:12that I'm capable of murder?
08:16No.
08:18All right, then.
08:19Of course.
08:23I didn't think Mom was capable of suicide, either.
08:29On second thought,
08:31why don't we start with much ado about nothing?
08:34I think we could use a few laughs around here.
08:39Yeah, man.
08:40Yeah, he sure is.
08:42Yeah, just...
08:43Probably.
08:45Yeah.
08:45I love that.
08:46Hey.
09:00Get over here.
09:02Now.
09:04Somebody's angry.
09:06Did one of your souffles fall?
09:08I saw what you did with your friend.
09:11Oh, and you didn't turn into a pillar of salt.
09:13Good for you.
09:14This is not a joke, Andrew.
09:15What if the neighbors had seen you?
09:18Well, I'd hope they'd think that I landed a hottie.
09:21I may not be able to control
09:22what you do outside of this home,
09:23but while you are under this roof,
09:25you will not mock my values.
09:27If you so much as smile at that boy,
09:29so help me,
09:30I will ship you off to Camp Hennessy,
09:31and I will not pick you up again
09:32until you are 18.
09:34Do I make myself clear?
09:35No.
09:36No.
09:36Aren't you forgetting something?
09:41I know you like to knock a few back before bedtime.
09:45Go on.
09:46Take it.
09:47It's okay.
09:49We both know that of the two of us,
09:51I'm the one that doesn't judge.
09:52Please.
10:07I don't want to stay down here.
10:10I know.
10:12I'm sorry, okay?
10:15I'm sorry.
10:16Matthew, I think we might have termites.
10:24You need to take a look at those steps
10:25before one of us breaks our neck.
10:29What's the matter?
10:30Is your brother okay?
10:31No, he's not.
10:32He hates it down here.
10:33He wants to be with us.
10:35You're being cruel.
10:36If you are so concerned about him,
10:38you should spend less time on your computer
10:40and more time down here keeping him company.
10:43We're bringing him up,
10:45but not until I am sure that it's safe.
11:04Hey, you!
11:11Yeah.
11:12What's the deal?
11:14You've been parked on our street for two hours.
11:16I'm doing a property appraisal.
11:19Some neighbors of yours are thinking about moving.
11:21The Applewhites?
11:22I'm not really allowed to say.
11:24I sold them that house.
11:26Now, this is my turf.
11:28Who do you work for?
11:29Geist Realty?
11:31Oh, Westside Properties.
11:33Yeah, well, whoever it is,
11:35you go back and you tell your bosses
11:36that nobody, and I mean nobody,
11:38buys or sells properties in this neighborhood
11:40without going through Edie Britt.
11:41You got that?
11:42Look, lady, I just go where I'm told.
11:44You look.
11:45You cross me,
11:47and I will be your worst nightmare.
11:51I'm a dangerous woman.
11:52You don't want to mess with me.
11:56You got it.
11:57Miss Meyer.
12:12Zach.
12:13May I talk to you?
12:14I have some things that I need to say.
12:16Okay.
12:18I know that I did a lot of bad stuff.
12:20Stuff that I'm not going to be able to take back.
12:23Miss Meyer, I'm really sorry.
12:26But when I was living on the streets,
12:27you know, I had a lot of time to
12:28just sit and think to myself
12:30and clear my head and
12:31grown up, you know?
12:34I don't want you to worry.
12:35I'm not going to be bothering you anymore.
12:38Either of you.
12:41Well, thanks.
12:43We appreciate that.
12:44Please don't tell my dad
12:46that I talked to you.
12:49It's just...
12:50It's been really
12:51intense lately.
12:59Wow.
13:00What do you think?
13:02He seems different.
13:04I believe him.
13:05Yeah, I can't believe I'm about to say this,
13:07but I feel sorry for him.
13:09It's like he's so fragile.
13:11I know.
13:12And he's locked up in that house
13:13with Mr. Creepy 24-7.
13:14Did you know that he's
13:15homeschooling Zach now?
13:18I think he should spend some time
13:19with a decent role model,
13:20don't you?
13:28Hi.
13:30Hey.
13:30You're out early.
13:31Oh, I just wanted to pick up
13:33some fresh croissants
13:33for breakfast.
13:34Oh, cool.
13:35Listen, I just wanted you to know
13:37I appreciated you backing me up last night.
13:40You know, with the kiss thing.
13:43To be honest,
13:43I don't think I would have liked it either.
13:45Yeah, but I probably should have just gone with it.
13:48Gabby was just being Gabby,
13:49having fun.
13:50Well, I wouldn't be so hard on yourself
13:52given her history.
13:55What do you mean?
13:55You know, the affair.
13:57Gabby had an affair?
13:59You didn't know?
14:00No.
14:01I thought everybody knew.
14:03Oh, I feel awful.
14:05Oh, Ida Greenberg's behind you.
14:08Ida, just a second.
14:09I am stunned.
14:13Who is it with?
14:14I shouldn't have said anything.
14:15Bree, come on.
14:16Just tell me.
14:20Her gardener.
14:24Oh, you're kidding.
14:25No, no, not him.
14:27Helen Rowland's son, John.
14:29The teenager?
14:31Ida, wait or go around.
14:35Does Gabby know that you know?
14:37Absolutely not.
14:38I think the best thing to do
14:39is just smile
14:40and pretend you don't know anything.
14:56Huh.
14:58Hi.
15:00Oh, sorry.
15:02Are you okay?
15:03Yeah, I'm all right.
15:09What's up?
15:11We have an idea
15:12how to bring you and Zach together.
15:14Bowling.
15:16Bowling?
15:17Yeah, I emailed Zach
15:18and he said he's gonna meet us there.
15:20You can come too.
15:21Does Paul know about this?
15:22No.
15:23And we're not planning on telling him.
15:26I don't think that's a good idea, Susan.
15:30Mike, I'm part of the reason
15:32things got so screwed up.
15:34I just want a chance to make things right.
15:36And you're okay with this?
15:38Being around Zach?
15:39We talked to him.
15:40He's changed.
15:43Well, I guess we're going bowling.
15:48Hmm.
15:50Wake up, sleepyhead.
15:51I brought fresh croissants
15:52for breakfast.
16:01Uh, hi.
16:03Mrs. Vandekamp.
16:05I'm Justin.
16:07Andrew's lab partner.
16:09From school.
16:11Dude, wake up.
16:12Andrew.
16:14I want you downstairs.
16:16Now.
16:17Now.
16:17Okay, first of all,
16:28I want you to march back upstairs
16:30and tell your friend
16:31he is no longer welcome in this house.
16:33But we haven't even had breakfast.
16:34I am serious, Andrew.
16:35You tell him to get out of here this second
16:37or I will call the police
16:38and I will have him removed.
16:40Well, go ahead.
16:41Call him.
16:41Oh, you think I won't?
16:43I just wonder how they'll react
16:45when they find out
16:46that you killed George Williams.
16:50I didn't kill George?
16:52Well, no,
16:53but you sat there and let him die,
16:54which, I'm the lawyer,
16:56but I'm pretty sure
16:57there's a crime in there somewhere.
16:59Andrew.
16:59Don't get me wrong.
17:01I mean, glad you did it,
17:02but when the cops get here,
17:04my official position will be,
17:05uh, oh my God,
17:06I'm being raised by a homicidal maniac.
17:10I think I might even throw in a few tears.
17:12You would actually let the police
17:15arrest your own mother?
17:17Hey, we all got to cut the apron strings
17:18at some point.
17:30Come on, Penny.
17:31Let's get those groceries in there.
17:33Come on, here we go.
17:35Get this one.
17:36This one, and Daddy.
17:37Uh-oh.
17:40Oh, Mom!
17:42Oh, it looks like you could use a hand.
17:44Bless you.
17:45Oh, okay.
17:46Here, Gabby and Penny.
17:49Come here, you sweet little thing.
17:51Well, thank you so much, Gabby.
17:53Come on in.
17:54Oh, God.
17:55Um, Tom?
17:57Yeah?
17:57Uh, I think she got sick.
18:01Oh, I'm so sorry.
18:02Usually, she only throws up on immediate family.
18:06I'm honored.
18:07Oh, um, do you mind just putting her
18:10in the playpen there?
18:12Ah.
18:14Hello?
18:15Guess what, Ed?
18:16Loved the pitch.
18:17I got off early.
18:17You're kidding.
18:18That's great.
18:19Hey, I'm right by the supermarket.
18:21You want me to pick up anything?
18:22Um, actually, I just came from there,
18:23except, you know what?
18:24I forgot bread.
18:25Would you mind?
18:26Not at all.
18:27Tom, I need a wipe-up.
18:28Do you have a towel?
18:29Sure.
18:30Hold on.
18:39You're never gonna...
18:40Hey.
18:41Hey, honey.
18:43Hey, did you get the bread?
18:44Oh, uh, they were out.
18:46The bread?
18:47Yeah.
18:48Hey, Gabby.
18:49Surprised seeing you here.
18:51Well, I saw that Tom was overwhelmed,
18:53so I thought I'd give him a hand.
18:54Really?
18:54Well, that was nice of you.
18:59Is there a problem?
19:01No.
19:06Really?
19:07Because I sense that you're annoyed
19:09you found me here when you weren't home.
19:11Am I wrong?
19:15Lynette?
19:16Okay.
19:18Okay.
19:19Yeah.
19:21So, exactly what are you doing here, helping out?
19:24Damn it, Lynette.
19:25If this has to do with that stupid kiss the other night,
19:27I'm gonna lose it.
19:28What's going on?
19:30Lynette thinks I was hitting on you at Bree's party.
19:33That's ridiculous.
19:34I never said that.
19:35What I said was that it made me uncomfortable
19:38when you kissed him.
19:39It's obviously an issue for me,
19:41and yet here you are,
19:42alone, in my kitchen,
19:43with my husband.
19:44So, you tell me, are you hitting on him?
19:46Lynette.
19:47I can't believe you.
19:48I have done nothing to deserve this kind of mistrust.
19:51Well, that's not entirely true.
19:53What does that mean?
19:55Come on, Gabby.
19:56It's a small town.
19:57People talk.
19:58Well, okay.
20:04What's going on here?
20:06I'll tell you.
20:08Your wife doesn't trust me around you
20:10because I had an affair with my teenage gardener.
20:18Oh.
20:19So, I know Susan Meyer would never tell.
20:25It must have been Helen Roland.
20:27She probably blabbed all the girls at the salon.
20:29And Ida Greenberg goes to that salon.
20:31So, if Ida knows, the whole town knows,
20:33and we're just gonna have to move.
20:34That's all there is to it.
20:36Carlos, can you stop putting for two seconds
20:39and show me some support?
20:40What do you expect me to do?
20:41You brought this on yourself.
20:43It was a harmless little kiss.
20:45Why is everybody making a big deal about this?
20:47Because you had an affair with an underage gardener.
20:50People don't think you're harmless.
20:51They see you as a predator.
20:54You're enjoying this, aren't you?
20:55Punishing me, dangling the affair over my head.
20:59Well, I won't tolerate it.
21:03Really?
21:05So, just what are you gonna do about it?
21:11I'm gonna let you even the score.
21:13Carlos, go have an affair.
21:16What?
21:17I had my little indiscretion,
21:18so you go have yours.
21:19Get it out of your system.
21:21I know you want to.
21:22I do not.
21:22Sure you do.
21:23Knock yourself out.
21:25Call up an old college flame.
21:27Rent a call, girl.
21:29Fly to Africa
21:30and nail that little nun you've been drooling over.
21:33I don't care.
21:35You're crazy.
21:36No, I'm pragmatic.
21:38Because once you finish your fling,
21:40we'll be equals again.
21:41And then you won't be able to judge me.
21:44And we can go back to being a boring,
21:46average married couple.
21:48Oh, just do me a favor.
21:49Don't bring back any diseases.
21:50Are you sure you're not overreacting
21:59to this whole Gabrielle thing?
22:01Maybe.
22:03Yes.
22:05But Gabby doesn't think she did anything wrong.
22:09That's not right either.
22:11Well, I guess.
22:13You're an attractive man.
22:15There is a primal need for a woman
22:17to protect what is hers.
22:19My initial impulse was justified.
22:23So you really think she's into me?
22:26I don't know.
22:29Because you're right.
22:30I am an attractive man.
22:33You know what?
22:33I've never told you this,
22:34but sometimes when I bend down
22:36to pick up the morning paper,
22:37I catch Bree Vandycamp checking me out.
22:39You're kidding.
22:41No, it's God's honor.
22:43I've always exuded a certain sexual magnetism,
22:46and as I get older,
22:47I think it's only becoming more intense.
22:50Are you drunk?
22:51Oh, I'm a hot guy,
22:53living in a neighborhood
22:53filled with nothing but lonely ladies.
22:56They can't help themselves.
22:58I'm like catnip.
23:01Come here.
23:04What was that for?
23:06Thank you for reminding me
23:07that I am the only woman
23:08in the whole world
23:09who could love an idiot like you.
23:15I'll talk to Gabby.
23:16I'm telling you,
23:17these women want me.
23:18Oh, yeah.
23:19They see the rippling muscles
23:20underneath this t-shirt.
23:21Good night, Tom.
23:23They cannot resist me.
23:25Shut up and go to sleep.
23:27Oh.
23:27Oh.
23:27Oh.
23:37Oh.
24:05Oh.
24:06Son of a bitch.
24:36You gotta be kidding me.
24:42I'm here to help you, Caleb.
24:51Mama's gonna be mad.
24:53Don't you worry about that.
24:57Mama's love me.
25:01All right. Let's go.
25:04No!
25:10Okay, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have talked to you like that.
25:13Let's start over.
25:31Let's go.
25:34I'm warning you, pinhead. Don't you make me come down there after you.
25:41Come on. Come on!
25:45You asked for it. I'm gonna beat this stuff right out of you.
25:51I'm gonna beat this stuff right out of you.
26:00Mama.
26:01I did this stuff right out of you.
26:02I'm gonna beat this stuff right out of you.
26:12I didn't do it.
26:13This thing was fried.
26:25Caleb?
26:27I didn't do it.
26:41Oh, dear.
26:43Well, hey there.
26:54Hi, Carl.
26:55Oh.
26:58Oh, um, quick question.
27:00When someone discusses a sensitive situation with a lawyer, such as yourself, when does attorney-client confidentiality kick in?
27:09From the moment the lawyer's been hired, why?
27:11Here's a check for $100.
27:12That's enough for a retainer, right?
27:15I guess.
27:16What's going on, Brie?
27:17My son is trying to blackmail me, and I want you to stop the little SOB.
27:22Do you think you could do that?
27:23He has an Illinois license.
27:24It says here his name is Monroe.
27:32Does that name mean anything to you?
27:34No, but at least he wasn't a policeman.
27:38Poor man.
27:43I hope he didn't suffer too much.
27:46Mom, are we looking at the same body?
27:50What is it?
28:11What is it?
28:11As soon as it gets dark, we get rid of that body.
28:24Hey, um, I hope it's okay.
28:34Carlos let me in.
28:36Actually, I'm right in the middle of something, and I don't know when I'll be done.
28:39I'm just here to say, I am sorry, and I have been a complete idiot.
28:49All done.
28:54All done.
28:56Oh, no.
28:57So cute.
29:00But it's beautiful.
29:02Is the coast clear?
29:04Yes, it is.
29:05We worked it out.
29:06No kidding.
29:07How'd you manage that one?
29:08Simple.
29:09Lynette admitted she was wrong, and I agreed.
29:12Well, 99% wrong.
29:14Oh, whatever.
29:15Close enough.
29:16Anyway.
29:17Tom's probably got dinner ready by now, so I should get going.
29:22Okay.
29:23Good night.
29:24Bye.
29:29You know what the 1% is, right?
29:32No, not really.
29:34Does it matter?
29:36It kind of does.
29:37I want to get it clear for our friendship.
29:41Okay.
29:42What's the 1%?
29:45Well, well, yes, I overreacted.
29:49I think you can see how, even though I was somewhat off base, you were a little wrong.
29:55Right?
29:56No.
29:57I kissed Tom, and it was a harmless joke.
30:00I think if I had kissed anybody else's husband, they would have laughed and then forgot about it ten seconds later.
30:06Okay.
30:07Okay.
30:08Let's test that theory.
30:15See?
30:16I don't care.
30:19That's just a waste of time.
30:24And spit.
30:25Okay.
30:26Okay.
30:27Okay.
30:28Okay.
30:29Okay.
30:30Okay.
30:31Okay.
30:32Okay.
30:33Okay.
30:34Okay.
30:35I get your point.
30:36Alrighty, then.
30:37My work here is done.
30:39Carlos, Gabby.
30:40Not bad.
30:41Hey.
30:42There he is.
30:43Zach!
30:44I'm glad you could make it.
30:45Hey, Zach.
30:46Silfino.
30:47I didn't know you were going to be here.
30:48Yeah, I was just bowling a few frames and ran into these guys.
30:49Thought I might join you.
30:50Is that okay?
30:51Yeah.
30:52I guess?
30:53Okay.
30:54I guess.
30:55Okay.
30:56Okay, write that down.
30:57Nice.
30:58Nice and nice.
30:59It's nice.
31:00Yeah.
31:01Okay.
31:02Yeah.
31:03I'd say not to have fun.
31:04Nice.
31:05Nice.
31:06Nice and nice.
31:07Nice and nice.
31:08Nice.
31:09Nice.
31:10Nice and nice.
31:11Nice and nice.
31:12Nice and nice.
31:13Nice.
31:14Nice and nice and nice.
31:18Yeah, nice.
31:19I'm sure you're going to be in here.
31:20All right.
31:21You're watching.
31:22All right, let's roll it in there, nice and easy.
31:36Sorry.
31:37It's okay, we're still close.
31:38Anyway, Julie's totally gonna choke.
31:40Just for that, I am not bringing you back a hot dog.
31:43Zach, do you want one?
31:44Okay.
31:52You okay?
31:57Yeah, I'm fine, it's just I don't understand what you're doing.
32:02What do you mean?
32:03Well, I don't understand why you're being so nice to me.
32:06I mean, I pointed a gun at you guys, you should hate me.
32:12We don't hate you, Zach.
32:14You had an incredibly hard year.
32:16I mean, you shouldn't have done what you did, but we just want to help you move on.
32:21When I was young, I got mixed up in some really bad stuff.
32:26I even did some time in prison.
32:28Really?
32:29Yeah, but when I got out, people were willing to forgive me.
32:32Everybody deserves a second chance.
32:37You know, I'm gonna go help Julie with the food, so you guys just keep talking and bowling.
32:43Talk and bowl.
32:44Bowl and talk.
32:47Here, let me show you something.
32:49See the arrows right in the middle?
32:51Just roll it straight over the one in the center, okay?
32:53You don't have to spin it or anything.
32:54Just right in the middle.
33:00Look at that!
33:03Good job.
33:11Hurry up.
33:12I am hurrying up, okay?
33:17Wait, no, no, no!
33:18What?
33:19I dropped the keys.
33:20I don't have them.
33:21They're in here.
33:22I don't have them.
33:23I don't have them.
33:24I don't have them.
33:25I don't have them.
33:34Sometimes you just have to laugh.
33:36I don't have them.
33:37I'm hungry.
33:42Andrew, would you mind turning up your video game?
33:55My lawyer would like to have a little chat with you.
34:01So even though your mother did witness George Williams' suicide, there's no affirmative
34:05duty to intervene.
34:06Therefore, no crime was committed.
34:08Even if the police find out, your mom will never see the inside of a courtroom.
34:12I mean, maybe I got the story wrong.
34:16What if she went over there to help him commit suicide?
34:21If you want to lie to the police, go right ahead.
34:23But please know that I will sue you.
34:26For what?
34:27Abusive process.
34:28It's when a person tries to exploit the legal system for an improper purpose.
34:31Like blackmail.
34:32You guys can't sue me.
34:35I'm just a kid.
34:36Oh, don't worry.
34:37I won't start garnishing your wages until you turn 18.
34:39Your mom.
34:40Is she a peach or what?
34:43Mm-hmm.
34:44The cops don't give a damn.
34:45I'm sure your friends will.
34:47How does a little public humiliation sound?
34:49Brie, can I get a refill on this?
34:55What are you doing?
35:03Your father was a friend of mine, and if he were around to see what a nasty little turd
35:08you've turned into, he'd knock the hell out of you.
35:10Yeah, well, he's not here now, is he?
35:14No, he isn't.
35:16But if you don't get your act together and start treating your mother with some respect,
35:20I'll take care of you myself.
35:22Do you understand what I'm saying?
35:25Do you understand what I'm saying?
35:27Yeah.
35:28Good.
35:29Good.
35:30Hey, neighbor.
35:31Oh, hey.
35:32Carlos.
35:33Hi.
35:34I just wanted to thank you for patching things up with Gabby.
35:48Well, sure.
35:49No problem.
35:50I...
35:51It's been really tough on her.
35:52Everybody finding out about the affair or...
35:54Yeah.
35:55I can imagine.
35:56I don't mind telling you.
35:57It's, uh...
35:58It's been pretty tough on us the past couple of months.
36:01Oh, well, I'm not surprised, and I really, really hope you can work it out.
36:05Yeah.
36:06We're trying.
36:07You know...
36:08Yeah?
36:09Gabby had an interesting suggestion.
36:13Oh.
36:14She told me that I should go out and have an affair of my own.
36:19She thinks it's the only way I'll be able to get over what she did to me and...
36:22That it just might help our marriage.
36:25Why are you telling me this?
36:28I guess I just, uh, wanted to know if you had any thoughts on the subject.
36:36I don't.
36:39I really don't.
36:42Well, if you ever do, let me know.
36:47By the way, that was one hell of a kiss you gave me.
36:56You can't fake chemistry like that.
37:00Okay.
37:01I like that so far.
37:20But I did not eat thisanny.
37:22What the hell is this?
37:47Delfina.
37:47Stay away from my son.
38:04Oh, my God.
38:14Delfina.
38:17You okay?
38:20Fine.
38:21Delfina.
38:23Delfina.
38:23So I swerved to avoid eating this car and I hit this park car instead and that's when
38:49the trunk popped open and when we got out we found this dead body.
38:52Are you worried now? Because I am.
39:04Not yet. Just be patient and see what happens.
39:10How'd it go? Well, I told him everything I know, which wasn't much.
39:15So are we thinking this is Paul? Well, he was our friendly neighborhood murderer.
39:19Yeah, it seems obvious. I don't know. I saw his face when he looked in the trunk and
39:24he looked just as shocked as I was. I'm thinking it's the Applewhite's.
39:27I talked to the dead guy and he said that he was doing an appraisal on their house.
39:33Well, I got a little cheese so I called every realtor in town. Nobody had even heard of him.
39:40That doesn't mean Betty knew him.
39:41Please.
39:43Those two are fishy. They bought that house, sight unseen.
39:47And they did move in in the middle of the night.
39:49And there were the noises.
39:52What noises?
39:54Oh, a couple of weeks ago, um, I heard some noises coming from the basement like a clanging.
40:00And I asked Betty about it. She lied right to my face.
40:03What's that about?
40:04I don't know.
40:05I don't know.
40:17Now I'm worried.
40:27Julie.
40:37Julie.
40:45Hi.
40:46Hi.
40:47My dad found out about us bowling.
40:49We're not going to be able to do that any time soon.
40:51Oh.
40:53Sorry.
40:54No, no, I'm glad that we did.
40:55I haven't felt like part of a family in a long time.
40:59Thanks.
41:03I, uh, I better get back inside.
41:09The act itself never varies.
41:12But each kiss carries with it a meaning all its own.
41:17It can convey a husband's eternal devotion.
41:21Or a wife's enormous regret.
41:30It can symbolize a mother's growing concern.
41:34Or a lover's growing passion.
41:43But whatever its meaning, each kiss reflects a basic human need.
41:52The need to connect to another human being.
42:04This desire is so strong, it's always amazing when some people
42:10don't understand it.
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