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What if you could revisit your past… and change your future forever?
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00:00is that your high school yeah how'd you know well two reasons one those could only be high school
00:12doors and the second reason I'll tell you later no way what um no I'm not sure what well I went
00:24here for four years but I don't know who or what when you know it's okay high school it's okay
00:37oh wow
00:45Jesus Christ David what are you doing so late come on you're dead what you're dead I was
00:54at your funeral it's four years from now I mean look maybe I was wrong but get your
00:58pancreas checked with you soon I don't know what kind of pre-show routine you're doing
01:02here but there's no time curtains in half an hour half hour everyone so Nelson how old am I
01:06you're 15 I'm 15 cool how old am I I don't know 40 I'm gonna kill you today get four years from now
01:15who's that Cheryl Hayward she uh plays Rosemary so are you in this show you're in this musical yeah I
01:39play um Jay Pierpont Finch you're Jay Pierpont Finch yes what that's amazing oh you did the show god I wish
01:50now ex-musical groupie after her solo I am I tell her I love her oh wow okay she says I don't love you
02:01I love Clint Whitford and I'm devastated who's Clint Whitford fucking asshole prick college freshman he
02:09treats her like shit wow that night tonight I I go home and I don't even get out of my costume and go up to
02:17my playroom I plant myself face down on the couch I cry you have a playroom cry so hard Jesus god it
02:25feels like it feels exactly like it felt that night okay except now I know it's worse no because
02:32I know she's gonna just destroy me all over again okay just don't don't tell her you love her I have
02:38to why you just said that you know that she's not gonna say it back maybe she will she won't I have
02:50to David hair and makeup right now cool yeah break a leg
02:57why are you saying my phone name yeah I don't know what you had
03:19you do Jennifer Hodge tonight do what do it you must be so excited for David oh we're just so proud of
03:28him he's so talented he worked very hard yeah he went after it he deserves it yeah and he's just a
03:35really special kid just really and truly just special and talented yeah and now how to succeed in
03:50business without really trying
03:52dear reader this little book is designed to tell you everything you need to know about the science
04:07of getting ahead now let us assume you are young healthy clear-eyed and eager anxious to rise quickly
04:16and easily to the top of the business world you can if you have education and intelligence and ability
04:29so much the better what the fuck you doing get out there my name is David Longley I'm 15 years old
04:36and I'm the lead in my high school musical are you saying that to yourself are you saying that to me
04:40both yeah you know you know the bit in them born identity where Jason born realizes that he can be an
04:47assassin without remembering that he's actually an assassin what's Jason born key golden few you can
04:55this is Jason more how to apply for a job how to advance from the mailroom how to sit down at a desk
05:10how to dictate memorandums how to develop executive style how to commute in a three-button suit
05:20with that weary executive smile this book is all that I need how to how to succeed
05:31so
05:34I need how to succeed
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05:42I need how to succeed
05:46so
05:48I need how to succeed
05:50so
05:53wow
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