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00:00:00No big deal, Kelsey. You just might be carrying Ben Lawson's baby.
00:00:18Yeah, I'm out of here. Kelsey, come on! We haven't been to a real party room.
00:00:23These guys are gross.
00:00:25So? Yeah. Here to meet the love of your life. Just the love of your night.
00:00:29Yeah, night.
00:00:40Oh my god. Ben Lawson.
00:00:43Claremore College's resident party boy. Fuck boy. Whatever you want to call him.
00:00:47Good for a good time, not a long time. Makes up for it by being extremely hot.
00:00:53Way to go, loser.
00:00:59Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
00:01:02I think I wasn't wearing a shirt, right?
00:01:05Aww. Ben! You're so...
00:01:09And that's Skye. Ben's on again, mostly off again X.
00:01:13Let me help.
00:01:15I'm gonna go dry off. It's fine.
00:01:23I didn't know we were having a wet t-shirt contest. Not that you'd win anyway.
00:01:28Actually, it's not a contest.
00:01:33Come with me and let's get your dry clothes.
00:01:37Who was that girl?
00:01:38She's in my classes.
00:01:40Major weirdo.
00:01:42Well, Ben seems pretty into her.
00:01:47She's definitely gonna be a bit big on you.
00:01:49Kelsey.
00:01:58Have we met before?
00:01:59Kelsey?
00:02:00Probably not.
00:02:01I mean...
00:02:03I've never actually been to a frat party before.
00:02:10Okay.
00:02:11You can turn around.
00:02:12Well, um...
00:02:17I'm so glad we met.
00:02:19Because I happen to be an expert at frat party.
00:02:27Oh!
00:02:28My pink!
00:02:29That's...
00:02:38Oh!
00:02:39What the hell?
00:02:40Oh, my God!
00:02:41Oh!
00:02:42Oh!
00:02:43Oh!
00:02:44Oh!
00:02:45Oh!
00:02:46Oh!
00:02:47Oh!
00:02:52Oh!
00:02:54Oh!
00:03:04Oh!
00:03:07Oh!
00:03:08sorry it's kind of like it's kind of like a mess
00:03:12it's cool you're in a fashion I like it but what is that those are my grandma's
00:03:28rules and she's actually like the one who got me in the Claremore and she's
00:03:33kind of um strict but um I've decided to stop caring what she thinks of me so how's that going
00:03:45for you so far I don't know I kind of like breaking the rules me too
00:03:50wait I've never done a one night stand before is this a one night stand I mean you are like
00:04:10the king of hookups I have been told I happen to be very very good at hookups
00:04:17that really happened
00:04:32man it's over he's gone and I'll probably never see him
00:04:53well so much for that
00:05:16now the hard part how do I tell Ben Lawson that he is having a baby
00:05:24can't you just text him
00:05:27yeah I don't really think he wants me to text him
00:05:30or talk to him for that matter
00:05:33ever again
00:05:35oh sir Ben back from another noble conquest I presume
00:05:56bro don't call it that
00:05:58and why not good sir did thou not ravish thine lady
00:06:02no I mean yeah but I don't know man I kind of felt like more than that this time
00:06:07dude you can't be serious
00:06:10um all right rule one never leave a fellow sigma behind
00:06:19rule two say yes to trouble
00:06:23and rule three don't catch feelings
00:06:28yeah
00:06:28dude
00:06:34dude
00:06:36it's for your own good
00:06:37dude what are you doing
00:06:38hunter
00:06:44bro
00:06:45match after match
00:06:48what are you doing
00:06:48knock it off
00:06:49give it back
00:06:50I told you bro plenty of fish in the sea
00:06:52I'm sure there's an explanation for it
00:06:58Ben was totally smitten with you
00:07:00okay don't freak out
00:07:07but I just matched with Ben
00:07:09but I just matched with Ben
00:07:14wow
00:07:18you know what I knew he was a player
00:07:20but this is like next level
00:07:22it hasn't even been an hour since he left
00:07:24Mary
00:07:28right
00:07:30sorry
00:07:31I'm matching with him
00:07:33right now
00:07:34oh my god wait that asshole just texted me
00:07:44sorry about earlier I had fun last night would love to hang out again sometime with a smiley face emoji
00:07:51what a player
00:07:54maybe he means it
00:07:56yeah right do you really think he means it if he's messing around on the apps
00:07:59maybe he matched me by mistake
00:08:01maybe he matched me by mistake
00:08:03or maybe you're not exclusive
00:08:06so you don't think it's gross to sleep with someone, leave, match with their best friend on some app and then pretend that he wants to hang out with her again
00:08:20yes
00:08:22no
00:08:25wait can you repeat the question
00:08:28this is super confusing
00:08:31no you're right you should stick to what you're good at hooking up
00:08:37that's all it ever was and that's all it ever will be
00:08:41have a nice life
00:08:43have a nice life
00:09:09what does that mean?
00:09:11why won't it send?
00:09:13I think it means your baby daddy blocked you
00:09:18I think it means your baby daddy blocked you
00:09:22what the hell?
00:09:24what do I do now?
00:09:26gotta do it the old-fashioned way
00:09:28stalk him until you can confront him IRL
00:09:32it's gonna be a dance
00:09:47whoo!
00:09:49It's coming to me, that's it.
00:09:59Ben, I am...
00:10:12I'm going to catch you all easy.
00:10:19Why can't I stop puking?
00:10:25Because you're super pregnant, girl.
00:10:29I can't take this anymore.
00:10:34Ben Lawson, why do you keep avoiding me?
00:10:47Don't you know who you are?
00:10:50No, it's not avoiding someone if they text you to have a nice light.
00:10:53Okay, well, I'm sorry about that, but...
00:10:54I thought it was just a one-night stand.
00:10:56You were?
00:10:57Yeah, that's what people do after a one-night stand.
00:10:59They don't talk to each other anymore.
00:11:02Ben!
00:11:03Oh!
00:11:20Political and economic shifts.
00:11:22Um, from ancient civilization to modern...
00:11:27M.C. Ben Benny Boy lost it.
00:11:32Hunter definitely made this.
00:11:34Who?
00:11:35The guy that I met the night you and Ben...
00:11:38You know...
00:11:40We've actually been hanging out more and I think...
00:11:43Look, you're missing the point, okay?
00:11:45I mean, this is finally my chance to confront Ben.
00:11:47So you're gonna go?
00:11:49I mean...
00:11:51If I can find something to wear.
00:11:53I mean, my clothes haven't really been fitting recently like you don't.
00:11:58Sorry to interrupt, ladies, but I just wanted to let you know that tonight's party is actually a toga party.
00:12:05That doesn't say it on there.
00:12:08Hunter didn't know how to spell toga, so he just left it off.
00:12:12Maybe I should stop hooking up with him.
00:12:15He really is dumb.
00:12:16So you're not going?
00:12:18Thanks, Scott. That was actually nice of you for once.
00:12:26Don't mention it.
00:12:28This isn't a toga party, is it?
00:12:42What's a toga?
00:12:43I think I'm gonna be sick.
00:12:48Benny, where have you been?
00:12:58Everyone at the party wants you.
00:13:02Especially me.
00:13:04Scott, I already told you. I don't think we should be together.
00:13:08What about just for tonight?
00:13:10I'm tired of your mind games. You're always planning something.
00:13:14Right now, I'm just planning on kissing you.
00:13:16You're always planning on kissing you.
00:13:32Now I'm totally gonna be sick.
00:13:34You're going to be sick.
00:13:36Kelsey!
00:13:49Kelsey!
00:13:50Wait!
00:13:52Wow.
00:13:53Ditching me for that loser is like you have feelings for her.
00:13:57You know what, Skye?
00:13:58Maybe I do.
00:14:04So...
00:14:04Did you tell him?
00:14:06Hmm.
00:14:07You know, in hindsight, telling someone you're pregnant at a fraternity party?
00:14:10Not such a great idea.
00:14:13You can't keep putting this off, Kelsey.
00:14:16You know, maybe I shouldn't even tell him at all.
00:14:19I mean, it's not like Ben Lawson is going to want to settle down and play house.
00:14:24Hmm.
00:14:25No.
00:14:26You know, if it's up to me, Ben is never going to know about this.
00:14:31Baby?
00:14:32Oh, this is too good.
00:14:34I can't believe you talked me into this.
00:14:41I'm going to give you a drink.
00:14:42Okay, it's only a matter of time until you start, you know, showing.
00:14:46This could be our last hurrah.
00:14:48Yeah, I'm going to give you a last hurrah, but whatever.
00:14:54Ooh, I'm going to go check out this night.
00:15:00Kelsey!
00:15:01Where's your drink?
00:15:02You can't be caught empty-handed on senior night.
00:15:05Hmm, no, I'm okay, Skye.
00:15:08No, here.
00:15:10I insist.
00:15:12Yeah, I'm really not in the mood.
00:15:13Oh, come on.
00:15:15It's just one beer.
00:15:16It can't hurt, right?
00:15:18No, Skye.
00:15:24No!
00:15:25Yo!
00:15:27What's going on?
00:15:28Yeah.
00:15:29Kelsey, why don't you tell Ben what's going on?
00:15:32Knock it off, Skye.
00:15:33She doesn't have to drink if she doesn't want to.
00:15:35Yeah, you're right.
00:15:37That would probably be bad for the baby.
00:15:42Baby?
00:15:44What baby?
00:15:48Kelsey, what baby?
00:15:51Come on.
00:15:54Well, awkward.
00:15:56Yeah, for you.
00:15:57Why would you do that to her?
00:15:59You really are a heartless bitch.
00:16:01But...
00:16:01I don't want to see you.
00:16:03Around Kelsey.
00:16:04Or me.
00:16:05Ever.
00:16:08Looks like your day's parting at Sigma House are over.
00:16:16Help me hurry, I just don't want to be alone right now, okay?
00:16:22Please.
00:16:31Where's the baby wine?
00:16:32Kelsey is the baby mine.
00:16:34Kelsey!
00:16:35Would it matter if it was?
00:16:39Would it matter if it was?
00:16:41Of course it would matter if it was mine.
00:16:43Because you're...
00:16:44I'm what?
00:16:46You!
00:16:47You!
00:16:47You're Ben Lawson.
00:16:50You're like the king of hookups, the prince of partying, the sultan of sex.
00:16:53Sultan of sex.
00:16:54Yeah, I'm just...
00:16:57I mean...
00:16:58And I don't do one night stands.
00:17:00You did.
00:17:01With you and only you, so...
00:17:04Yeah, the baby's yours, Ben.
00:17:07Look, I don't sleep around, okay?
00:17:10And when I do, the one time that I do, I don't pretend that it doesn't mean anything.
00:17:15Hold on.
00:17:17I never said that.
00:17:18You said that.
00:17:19You literally matched with my best friend on some dating app as soon as you left here,
00:17:24and you were still messing around with Skye.
00:17:26Not on any apps.
00:17:27And about Skye...
00:17:28Look, Ben, it doesn't even matter.
00:17:29You can do whatever it is that you want to do, okay?
00:17:32But I'm keeping this baby, whether you like it or not.
00:17:35I mean, my mom was a single mom, and I turned out fine.
00:17:39I mean, I'm 21 and pregnant, like super broke, but I'm fine.
00:17:44I want to be a part of this baby's life.
00:17:46Look, I know you do, but you do.
00:17:50Yes, more than anything.
00:17:53My mom was alone.
00:17:54My dad was never around.
00:17:57I promised myself that if I ever had kids, I'd do anything for them.
00:18:00Well, what about Sigma and all of your friends and Skye?
00:18:06I don't care about that anymore.
00:18:09You know, someone wise recently inspired me to stop thinking about what everyone thinks
00:18:14and just live my life for myself.
00:18:18I know what it's like to go through life alone.
00:18:23All in goes.
00:18:25You let me.
00:18:30Just...
00:18:31Grandma?
00:18:39I know your little secret.
00:18:44I know your little secret.
00:18:47You broke one of my rules, Kelsey Barrington.
00:18:52I don't know what you're talking about.
00:18:54I think you do.
00:18:55I want you in my office first thing tomorrow morning.
00:19:02Wow, she just hung up on me.
00:19:04Who was that?
00:19:06That was my grandma.
00:19:09The one who made the rules.
00:19:11The whole reason the rules exist is because...
00:19:14my mom got pregnant with me in college.
00:19:18and she had to drop out
00:19:20and raise me all by herself.
00:19:23Alone.
00:19:25My grandma didn't want that to happen to me, so...
00:19:28now I has.
00:19:31But you're not alone.
00:19:34I'm right here.
00:19:36You're not here for me.
00:19:37We're not together.
00:19:37I'm right here.
00:19:41Remember how you said how hard it is to go through life alone?
00:19:45Yeah.
00:19:45I don't know.
00:19:47Ben Lawson?
00:19:50I want you to be my boyfriend.
00:19:55Well, like, my fake boyfriend.
00:20:00What?
00:20:01Okay, look, my grandma might know about the baby,
00:20:02but she doesn't know about you or us.
00:20:05And if she thinks that we are in a responsible and committed relationship,
00:20:09she just might let me stay in school,
00:20:11graduate, or, you know,
00:20:14like, live.
00:20:16Okay, but a fake relationship?
00:20:19Okay, well, I wouldn't expect you to actually date me.
00:20:21You can still go off and sleep around,
00:20:25do whatever you want to do, okay?
00:20:29But, I mean, if Skye thought we were dating,
00:20:32then she might leave you alone.
00:20:33I mean, if that's what you want.
00:20:35Okay.
00:20:37Hear me out.
00:20:38Or we could, I don't know, actually date.
00:20:45You know, like, make this work for the baby.
00:20:50I don't want to be your pity girlfriend, Ben.
00:20:54Look, I don't want to be Skye or another one of your fangirls.
00:20:58I just want to survive some new year.
00:21:05So, what do you say?
00:21:13Okay, let's do this.
00:21:16But, shouldn't we get to know each other a little bit better?
00:21:20Just so people don't get suspicious.
00:21:23I like your thinking, Wilson.
00:21:25Welcome to Ben and Kelsey 101.
00:21:37All right.
00:21:40Time to hit the books.
00:21:41Okay, what is my dog's name?
00:21:53Sir Fluffington, no, wait.
00:21:56Wrong.
00:21:57Sir Douglas McFluffington.
00:21:59Okay.
00:22:00Okay, what's the name of my cat?
00:22:03Easy.
00:22:04Hannah.
00:22:05And what kind of crazy person
00:22:07has a human name, not a pet name?
00:22:09Okay, because Sir Douglas Fluffington III is so much better.
00:22:16Okay.
00:22:17What do I want to be when I grow up?
00:22:20Another easy one.
00:22:21You want to be a fashion designer.
00:22:23I hate to break it to you,
00:22:25but you are a grown-up.
00:22:27You're having a kid soon.
00:22:28Shh.
00:22:30What do you want to be when you grow up?
00:22:33I am also having a kid soon.
00:22:35It's kind of funny how that works.
00:22:36No, like,
00:22:37what do you want to be when you grow up?
00:22:41I don't know, actually.
00:22:44Wait, so you're
00:22:45a senior in college
00:22:47and you haven't thought about the future?
00:22:52Honestly,
00:22:53I didn't think I was going to make it this far.
00:22:55I was never really good at school,
00:22:58and...
00:23:00Wait.
00:23:02A dad.
00:23:04I've always wanted to be a dad.
00:23:07Looks like my dreams are coming true.
00:23:12Okay.
00:23:13The most important question.
00:23:16Where did we meet?
00:23:19A frat party?
00:23:20No, not IRL.
00:23:21Like, our backstory.
00:23:23Our fake backstory.
00:23:23Um,
00:23:24I was walking through Douglas McFleffington,
00:23:26the sixth at the park.
00:23:28There's a sixth one?
00:23:29Big backstory, remember?
00:23:31Keep up, Kels.
00:23:32Sorry.
00:23:43Crap.
00:23:45What's wrong?
00:23:49What's wrong?
00:23:50Is it the baby?
00:23:51No, I'm late for my meeting with my grandma.
00:23:54No, Ben, that's really cute.
00:23:55You know,
00:23:56the modesty thing and everything,
00:23:57but I mean,
00:23:58we've slept together
00:23:58and we're kind of having a baby,
00:24:00so, I mean,
00:24:01there's kind of no need.
00:24:03Yeah.
00:24:15What?
00:24:15What?
00:24:17Oh, shit.
00:24:19I didn't bring a change of clothes.
00:24:20I didn't think I was going to spend the night.
00:24:22Yeah.
00:24:23All right, well,
00:24:24I'm going to go home and change.
00:24:25I'll catch up with you later.
00:24:28You will?
00:24:29Yeah,
00:24:29what kind of fake boyfriend
00:24:30do you think I am?
00:24:31Or,
00:24:31you could come with me
00:24:33to my meeting with my grandma.
00:24:34I mean,
00:24:34that's what a real fake boyfriend would do.
00:24:38Okay.
00:24:38Yeah.
00:24:40But you should,
00:24:41um,
00:24:42put a shirt on.
00:24:46Right?
00:24:47Mm-hmm.
00:24:47Wait,
00:24:53wait,
00:24:53wait,
00:24:53wait,
00:24:53wait,
00:24:53wait.
00:24:55You're meeting your grandma here?
00:24:58Yeah,
00:24:59yeah,
00:24:59she works here.
00:25:00Your grandmother is Dean Varrington?
00:25:03The head of the entire school?
00:25:05Uh,
00:25:05duh.
00:25:06You didn't think to tell me that?
00:25:07After we started each other's entire lives last night?
00:25:10Ben,
00:25:10you know my last name,
00:25:12and I told you that my grandma works for Claremore.
00:25:14Yeah,
00:25:15that could literally mean anything.
00:25:17I can't believe you didn't put two and two together.
00:25:19Uh,
00:25:20okay,
00:25:23I'm really late.
00:25:23Are you coming?
00:25:24I'm sure you know why I called you in today.
00:25:37Well,
00:25:38Grandma,
00:25:38I...
00:25:39Sorry,
00:25:41I'm fine.
00:25:45And who in God's green earth is this?
00:25:48Well,
00:25:49Grandma,
00:25:49this is...
00:25:50I am Kelsey's boyfriend,
00:25:53Ben.
00:25:53I've heard so many nice things about you.
00:26:01It's so good to meet you.
00:26:02Have you?
00:26:03Of course.
00:26:05I know who you are,
00:26:07Mr. Lawson.
00:26:08Academic
00:26:09probation,
00:26:10suspension.
00:26:12Ugh,
00:26:12yeah,
00:26:13that incident at the Sigma house,
00:26:15the hamster,
00:26:16total misunderstanding.
00:26:17You might know,
00:26:19Dean Varrington,
00:26:19that my grades
00:26:20this last semester
00:26:21actually earned me the title
00:26:23of Most Improved
00:26:24on the academic honor roll.
00:26:26That may be.
00:26:28But the question still remains,
00:26:30why is he here?
00:26:32Well,
00:26:33Grandma,
00:26:33whatever you have to tell me,
00:26:36you can say in front of Ben.
00:26:38Yeah.
00:26:39very well.
00:26:41Kelsey,
00:26:42as you know,
00:26:43I must hold you
00:26:45to the highest academic
00:26:46and professional standards
00:26:47because you represent me.
00:26:51And thus,
00:26:52Claremore College.
00:26:55Lest you forget,
00:26:56I helped you get into Claremore.
00:26:58I know I'm stripped with you,
00:27:01but according to this video,
00:27:05you've broken one of my
00:27:06cardinal rules.
00:27:12Uh,
00:27:12I can actually explain
00:27:14what's going on in that video
00:27:15for you.
00:27:15that's cold.
00:27:20Hashtag justice for beer,
00:27:21girl.
00:27:23Now,
00:27:24who would waste
00:27:25a perfectly good beer
00:27:25like that?
00:27:27That's a house of Liang talk.
00:27:29If it were me,
00:27:30I'd be suing the girl
00:27:31who paid a beer
00:27:31on my design stress,
00:27:33even if it was last season.
00:27:35Rule number two,
00:27:38stay out of trouble.
00:27:39Does this look like
00:27:41you're staying out of trouble?
00:27:42So,
00:27:45she doesn't know
00:27:46that I'm pregnant.
00:27:50Well,
00:27:50young lady.
00:27:52That's actually
00:27:52my ex-girlfriend
00:27:54in that video,
00:27:54and I told her
00:27:55to stay away from Kelsey,
00:27:56but she never listens.
00:27:59Everything you saw
00:28:00in that video
00:28:00is all my fault.
00:28:02That may be,
00:28:03but Kelsey
00:28:03knows better
00:28:05than to get involved
00:28:06with drama like this.
00:28:08If you don't
00:28:09clean up your act,
00:28:10I will not be able
00:28:11to let you take
00:28:12part
00:28:13in the senior fashion show.
00:28:16Grandma,
00:28:17the whole reason
00:28:18that I wanted to go
00:28:19to Claremore
00:28:19was for the fashion show.
00:28:21I mean,
00:28:21it could completely
00:28:22make or break my career.
00:28:23Marissa Leung
00:28:24from House of Leung
00:28:24is going to be there,
00:28:26and you know
00:28:27it's my dream
00:28:27to work for her.
00:28:28I cannot allow anything
00:28:30that would tarnish
00:28:31the reputation
00:28:32of this university
00:28:34and mine.
00:28:36Rules are rules.
00:28:39Don't break them,
00:28:39and this won't be an issue.
00:28:41Thank you,
00:28:48Dean Barrington.
00:28:49It's so good
00:28:50to meet you.
00:28:51Actually,
00:28:52Mr. Lawson,
00:28:53why don't you
00:28:54stay behind
00:28:55and we'll have a little chat.
00:28:58Kelsey,
00:28:58please close
00:28:59the door behind you.
00:29:08Oh, crap.
00:29:09What if he slips up
00:29:10and tells her
00:29:10about the baby?
00:29:14So let's cut
00:29:15to the chase,
00:29:15shall we,
00:29:16Mr. Lawson?
00:29:16What are your intentions
00:29:19with my granddaughter?
00:29:20I'm not really sure
00:29:21what you mean.
00:29:22Well, I hope you're not
00:29:22dating her for her money.
00:29:24She doesn't have any.
00:29:26Her mother was just
00:29:27owned from the
00:29:27Barrington family
00:29:29fortune years ago.
00:29:32Kelsey is here
00:29:33on a financial aid
00:29:35provided by my office.
00:29:38Hence,
00:29:38the need for her
00:29:39to apply the rules.
00:29:41I can assure you
00:29:42I was completely
00:29:43unaware of
00:29:44any family fortune.
00:29:46My sources tell me
00:29:47that you can date
00:29:48and have
00:29:50nearly every girl
00:29:52in this school.
00:29:53So why my granddaughter?
00:29:55With all due respect,
00:29:57Dean Barrington,
00:29:58are you being serious?
00:30:01I haven't known Kelsey
00:30:02for a very long time.
00:30:03This is all
00:30:04really new to me.
00:30:06I know my reputation
00:30:07still precedes me
00:30:07for being a guy,
00:30:08you know,
00:30:08who doesn't, like,
00:30:09settle down,
00:30:10but, um,
00:30:12I'm starting to believe
00:30:14I'm not the right guy
00:30:15for Kelsey.
00:30:16I'm sure you're not.
00:30:19But,
00:30:19I would sure be damned
00:30:21if I didn't try to be.
00:30:24Kelsey, man,
00:30:24she's,
00:30:25she's brilliant.
00:30:26Like,
00:30:28I love the way
00:30:29her mind works,
00:30:29her,
00:30:30her designs,
00:30:31her style.
00:30:32She just knows
00:30:33exactly what she wants
00:30:34for herself.
00:30:35There's not only one reason,
00:30:36Dean Barrington.
00:30:37It's everything.
00:30:38very well.
00:30:41You're dismissed.
00:30:45I'll be watching you.
00:30:48I have eyes
00:30:49everywhere.
00:30:58Oh.
00:31:00That was incredible.
00:31:01I totally believed all of it.
00:31:02Believed what?
00:31:03The act,
00:31:04what you said,
00:31:04all those things
00:31:05you love about me.
00:31:06Yeah,
00:31:07right.
00:31:08As a reward
00:31:09for an award-winning performance,
00:31:10I have a surprise for you.
00:31:12Surprise?
00:31:13Mm-hmm.
00:31:13I'm sorry to keep you two waiting.
00:31:25My last appointment ran over.
00:31:27Mr. and Mrs.
00:31:29No, we're not married.
00:31:30I'm Kelsey,
00:31:31and this is, uh,
00:31:33my boyfriend, Ben.
00:31:34Yum, love.
00:31:35Well, you two,
00:31:36are you ready
00:31:37to see your baby?
00:31:39Right now?
00:31:40Right now?
00:31:47Ben, are you crying?
00:31:57It's not unusual
00:32:01for fathers
00:32:01to become emotional.
00:32:03No, I know.
00:32:04It's just
00:32:04not just
00:32:06really sweet.
00:32:11And that
00:32:12is your baby's
00:32:15heartbeat.
00:32:17Wow, no way.
00:32:18Would you like to know
00:32:19if you're having
00:32:20a little baby boy
00:32:21or a little baby girl?
00:32:27I think we want it
00:32:28to be a surprise.
00:32:29Then we're all set.
00:32:31We keep you posted
00:32:32on the results
00:32:33of your blood work.
00:32:35I'm sure you two
00:32:36are going to be
00:32:36great parents.
00:32:38It's rare to see
00:32:39two parents
00:32:39as a love
00:32:40as the two of you.
00:32:48Well, um,
00:32:51this is me.
00:32:55I'll call you
00:32:55for the next appointment.
00:32:56Should be
00:32:57in about a month.
00:32:59But there's no reason
00:32:59for us to hang out
00:33:00or anything
00:33:01unless something
00:33:01goes wrong.
00:33:05Wait.
00:33:07We can't just
00:33:08not hang out
00:33:08if we're dating.
00:33:10Fake dating, Ben.
00:33:11Yeah, but
00:33:12it's got to look real.
00:33:15Grandma told me
00:33:15she has, like,
00:33:16eyes all over this place.
00:33:19I mean,
00:33:19I guess that's
00:33:20true.
00:33:22After all,
00:33:23you are my
00:33:23fake girlfriend,
00:33:24so I should at least
00:33:25be a good fake boyfriend.
00:33:27Maybe take you
00:33:27on a few fake dates.
00:33:30What do you think?
00:33:33What kind
00:33:34of fake dates?
00:33:36I don't know.
00:33:36Just, like,
00:33:37do the stuff
00:33:38in the movies
00:33:38that people don't
00:33:39really do in real life.
00:33:41Sure.
00:33:41I mean,
00:33:42what kind of fake
00:33:43girlfriend would I be
00:33:44if I said no?
00:33:45Huh.
00:33:48I don't know.
00:34:20You are cordially invited to a bespoke dinner with a brother of the Sigma fraternity at 7pm. Formal, entire, encouraged.
00:34:35Ugh, I only have an hour to get ready? I don't even know if my dresses fit me anymore.
00:34:51Ah, our special guest for the evening. Welcome in, madame.
00:34:59Right this way.
00:35:00You did this all for me? You did this all for me?
00:35:21You were my girlfriend. I mean, my fake girlfriend. I know we've been saving for the baby, and I couldn't really afford to take you to a nice restaurant, so I thought I'd make one.
00:35:33That's like the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me.
00:35:37Don't thank me yet.
00:35:38Okay.
00:35:42Good evening, gentle man and gentlewoman. May I interest you in tonight's special? It's also our only thing on our very limited head.
00:35:50Or two specials, please.
00:35:52Got you.
00:35:53Two of our finest instant ramens on the house.
00:36:00Bon appetit, lovebirds.
00:36:01Thank you, sir.
00:36:02Thanks.
00:36:05Sorry, we're kind of on a budget right now.
00:36:08No, this is perfect. I love it.
00:36:21Oh, let's dance.
00:36:26I don't know.
00:36:27Why not?
00:36:28Well, I wasn't exactly the most graceful before the pregnancy, and you know, like, my feet are swollen, and I just fell off balance, and you know, like, normal.
00:36:38It counts.
00:36:41No.
00:36:42You're perfect.
00:36:43Really.
00:36:46Now have this dance with me.
00:36:58What is it?
00:37:01Nothing, I just...
00:37:05Ow!
00:37:06You okay?
00:37:09What's wrong?
00:37:11Yeah, the baby just, like, kicked.
00:37:15You wanna feel it?
00:37:16Yeah.
00:37:17Yeah.
00:37:23I don't feel anything.
00:37:27Oh my god, wow!
00:37:30That's amazing!
00:37:32Kelsey, you're amazing.
00:37:34You're pretty by yourself.
00:37:35Wait, I, um...
00:37:37I thought this was supposed to be fake.
00:37:41It doesn't feel fake, does it?
00:37:42No, it doesn't.
00:37:43It doesn't feel fake, does it?
00:37:44No, it doesn't.
00:37:45No, it doesn't.
00:37:46No, it doesn't.
00:37:47It doesn't feel fake.
00:37:48I don't feel bad.
00:37:49It doesn't feel good.
00:37:50Wait, wait, what should we be doing this?
00:38:17Can I just hurt the baby?
00:38:20Aww, Ben, that's so sweet.
00:38:23But no, it won't hurt the baby.
00:38:26Are you sure?
00:38:27Positive.
00:38:42Breakfast is served.
00:38:47Something wrong?
00:38:52No, I just...
00:38:57I thought you left again.
00:38:59What?
00:39:01No.
00:39:02First of all, I wouldn't do that.
00:39:04Second of all, this is my room.
00:39:07I don't have many other places to go.
00:39:10Yeah, I know, I just...
00:39:15I panicked.
00:39:17I'm not going anywhere.
00:39:19But I am gonna steal some of these eggs from you.
00:39:23So, um, should we, like, talk about last night?
00:39:35What about it?
00:39:37Hmm.
00:39:38Kelsey?
00:39:39This is Dr. Gordon.
00:39:41Hi.
00:39:42Is everything okay?
00:39:44It's more than okay.
00:39:46I just wanted to let you know that your blood work came back.
00:39:50Well, Kelsey, you're having twins.
00:39:56You're having twins.
00:39:58Two babies.
00:39:59Kelsey?
00:40:00Are you there?
00:40:01Hello?
00:40:02Yeah, sorry.
00:40:03Kelsey's a bit shook up right now.
00:40:04Are you sure?
00:40:05Positive.
00:40:06It's very common, actually.
00:40:07One heartbeat, mask the other.
00:40:08But there's two of them in there.
00:40:09No doubt about it.
00:40:10Thanks.
00:40:11You're welcome.
00:40:12Okay.
00:40:13Don't panic.
00:40:15Nothing's changed, just...
00:40:28Double?
00:40:29Double of everything?
00:40:30I'm gonna be huge!
00:40:34Oh my god.
00:40:35How am I gonna hide this from my grandma?
00:40:36She was gonna find out eventually,
00:40:39so...
00:40:40eventually so let's just wait until the babies are here and then we can figure
00:40:45out a way to break it to her. I can't believe this I mean I'm 21 I can't I can't have two babies
00:40:51and alone. You're not alone. I'm here. I mean single but unmarried. We're not married yet but
00:41:04that what? I can't really put it into words. Okay remember how you told me you were so afraid of
00:41:21breaking your grandma's rules? Well I used to be afraid of breaking the rules too. I was so afraid
00:41:27of what people would think of me if I wasn't this crazy fun party guy that everyone expected me to be
00:41:31but then I met you. You just had this energy about you that I was so drawn to from the moment you
00:41:44crashed into me. Then I heard you thought I was just a one-night stand. That's because you left.
00:41:51I left because I thought that's what you wanted. I was sending you messages but you never reached
00:41:56back out. You were just so mad at me. Ben you matched with my best friend on some app. What girl
00:42:01wouldn't be mad? No I didn't. Oh my god that was Hunter messing around on my phone. I swear I deleted
00:42:13everything as soon as he did that. I figured if I couldn't have you I would just cruise through
00:42:17senior year doing the same shit I've been doing. I don't really want that anymore. I want you. Okay.
00:42:29What do we do now then? I would like to ask you to be my girlfriend. My real girlfriend.
00:42:37Yeah it's called a toga. It's super breathable for like you know down there. I love this song.
00:42:49You want to dance? No I'm okay. Come on. No I'm seriously I'm like waiting for someone.
00:42:56Whoa I'm here and he's not. Finders keepers. Am I right? That rule only applies to objects not people.
00:43:03Come on. Come on. Hey my core. Why should I? I guess you said so. And this. And this.
00:43:19What the fuck? Whatever man. You okay? Yeah I just.
00:43:33I didn't know you could do that. There's a lot of things you didn't know I could do Cali Barrington.
00:43:47All right listen up you bunch of degenerates. You all come to my house every week and party.
00:43:51You drink my booze. Throw up in my toilets. Just indulge me for one moment please.
00:43:56Thanks dude. What are you wearing? It's called a hat. Never mind.
00:44:07All right. I'd like to dedicate this song to my girlfriend Kelsey Barrington.
00:44:14I'd like to dedicate this song to my girlfriend Kelsey Barrington.
00:44:28Can we get some real music back in here?
00:44:39Can we get some real music back in here?
00:44:56Wait, you're not even supposed to be here.
00:44:58Ben banned you.
00:44:59He didn't mean it, right, Ben?
00:45:01Yeah, I meant it.
00:45:04Hey, Ben!
00:45:09Oh my god, I'm so sorry, Dean Barrington.
00:45:21It's all right, Mary.
00:45:23Just try not to walk and text at the same time, all right?
00:45:26Copy that.
00:45:27I was actually talking to Kelsey.
00:45:30Congratulations.
00:45:31For what exactly?
00:45:33You're going to be a great grandma, duh!
00:45:36To twins.
00:45:36Not that you look like a great grandma or anything.
00:45:41Definitely a Gigi Milf.
00:45:43A great grandma I'd like to, you know.
00:45:45Right.
00:45:46And Kelsey told you there's good news?
00:45:50Oh yeah.
00:45:50She's not going to tell her family without telling me.
00:45:54Indeed.
00:45:55Will you please excuse me?
00:45:57Bye, Gigi Ma.
00:46:01Twins?
00:46:02That's definitely against the rules.
00:46:06Okay, you ready?
00:46:12Almost.
00:46:13I'm trying to zip up my pants.
00:46:15I think I'm starting to get a dad bod.
00:46:17Okay, well, hurry up.
00:46:18My grandma doesn't like it when I'm late.
00:46:19Well, she wouldn't really like it that I'm pregnant, but tonight is not the night that
00:46:23she's finding out about that.
00:46:24Hopefully.
00:46:24Okay, stud, go off.
00:46:31Why, thank you.
00:46:32Tonight I'm wearing a Barrington Original jacket.
00:46:35House of Long pants with Fruit of the Lou underwear.
00:46:41Okay, this is like a really big deal, okay?
00:46:44My grandmother never lets anyone come over for Christmas dinner except my mom and I, and
00:46:49that wasn't even until I was like 15.
00:46:55Well, I'm so honored.
00:47:00I have to run back to the house.
00:47:01I'm going to have to meet you there.
00:47:03Don't go staying under any mistletoe without me.
00:47:05That was weird.
00:47:18Okay.
00:47:21You got this, Ben.
00:47:23All you gotta do is ask.
00:47:26The rest is up to her.
00:47:28The worst she could say is no, right?
00:47:29There you are.
00:47:36I've been looking all over for you.
00:47:37Skye, I don't have time for this.
00:47:39I'm on my way to see Kelsey right now.
00:47:41I won't keep you, but I just thought you should know.
00:47:50You've got more than one baby mama.
00:47:52That's not even possible.
00:47:53Do the math, dummy.
00:47:55We last rubbed elbows right before you met Kelsey.
00:47:58I'm about as far along as she is.
00:48:01You're not even showing.
00:48:02Because I'm genetically gifted.
00:48:04Our baby is going to be so hot.
00:48:07Much hotter than Kelsey's.
00:48:09No, it's just not one of your stupid tricks.
00:48:14Believe what you want, Popa, but this baby is yours, so what are you going to do about it?
00:48:24I'm so glad that you were able to join us, Sandra Darling.
00:48:28Mom, I wouldn't miss Christmas for anything in the world.
00:48:32You know that.
00:48:33But also, where's this new vogue of yours, Kels?
00:48:37Yes, Kelsey.
00:48:38Is he even going to show?
00:48:39Hi.
00:48:39I'm so sorry I'm late.
00:48:47So kind of you to join us, Benjamin.
00:48:50I'm sorry, Dean.
00:48:52Oh my goodness, I'm so sorry.
00:48:56You must be Kelsey's mother.
00:48:57It's so nice to meet you.
00:48:59Wow.
00:49:00You guys look a lot alike.
00:49:02Thank you, but flattery will get you nowhere with me.
00:49:04I'm just kidding.
00:49:08I'm just kidding.
00:49:10Actually, flattery will get you very far with me.
00:49:13Especially from such a good-looking young man as yourself.
00:49:16Oh, no.
00:49:17Mom.
00:49:18Right.
00:49:19Best behavior.
00:49:20No.
00:49:24So, what happened?
00:49:27I lied.
00:49:28And don't lie to me.
00:49:30See you later.
00:49:32Okay.
00:49:32Sorry, I came from a, uh, quick study session.
00:49:43Um, is it okay if I use restroom?
00:49:45Of course.
00:49:55A ring?
00:49:58So, Kelsey.
00:49:59I happened to run into, uh, your little friend.
00:50:03Uh, rather, she ran into me, um, Mary.
00:50:07Oh, yeah.
00:50:09I haven't really seen her in a long time, you know.
00:50:12Exams.
00:50:13Oh, well, that explains why she was so eager to chat with me.
00:50:18Such a talkative girl.
00:50:20Sorry, guys.
00:50:23What are you missing?
00:50:24I was just telling Kelsey how I had run into her friend, Mary, um, the other day.
00:50:30And, um, she is such a talkative girl, but, uh, she had some very strange news.
00:50:38Yeah, and she get her MCAT results back.
00:50:41I could never be a doctor.
00:50:43I'll just lie.
00:50:44Well, you should get over your squeamishness before you become a father, Mr. Lawson.
00:50:55Mom, come on.
00:50:56Don't pressure them into starting a family yet.
00:50:59They're not even married, much less engaged.
00:51:01Take it from me, kids.
00:51:03Do not get pregnant until you're truly ready.
00:51:06Sage advice.
00:51:07It's a shame that, uh, they didn't follow it, or my rules.
00:51:13What are you talking about, Mom?
00:51:16Kelsey, what is she talking about?
00:51:19Mom, I'm, I'm really sorry.
00:51:22I, um, we didn't plan it, obviously.
00:51:25It was, it was an accident.
00:51:26Um.
00:51:30A happy accident.
00:51:32Couldn't have been any happier.
00:51:33Not only is she pregnant.
00:51:38But, Kelsey, why don't you tell your mother how many babies you are expecting?
00:51:44Two.
00:51:45What?
00:51:46Two babies.
00:51:47Twins.
00:51:48Two blessings.
00:51:49You're not even taking this seriously at all, are you, young man?
00:51:52Mom.
00:51:53No, I'm serious, Kelsey.
00:51:54You know how hard it was on me, being pregnant so young.
00:51:57To raise me?
00:51:58Jeez.
00:51:59Wow.
00:52:00I'm sorry, I didn't realize I was such a burden.
00:52:01I am taking this seriously, Ms. Barrington.
00:52:05Then prove it.
00:52:06Prove it to my daughter, because God knows her father sure as hell didn't take it seriously.
00:52:11I'm sorry, how do you want me to prove that to you?
00:52:15I will offer you $100,000 if you get up right now.
00:52:21I will offer you $100,000 to get up, leave, and never talk to my granddaughter again.
00:52:35How does that solve anything?
00:52:37I grew up without a dad, and now you want my kids to grow up without one?
00:52:42No father is better than one that's going to leave later.
00:52:45Your mother and I did just fine with no husbands.
00:52:48Yeah, right, fine.
00:52:51Wait, you have a problem with how I raised you?
00:52:55Maybe I do, okay?
00:52:58Maybe it would have been nice to have a father, or just any family at all.
00:53:03Grandma couldn't even look at me until she realized that I was smart enough to get into Claremore.
00:53:08Enough!
00:53:10Let Ben answer.
00:53:12Are you going to get up and leave for the money?
00:53:16No.
00:53:16That's it?
00:53:20I said no.
00:53:22What else do you want?
00:53:24I don't know.
00:53:27Defend me.
00:53:30Defend yourself.
00:53:32I don't have anything else to say.
00:53:34Are you sure you're going to keep them?
00:53:42Yeah, of course, Mom.
00:53:44Sorry to disappoint you.
00:53:45I'm not mad or disappointed, Kels.
00:53:48I just want it better for you.
00:53:50You know, a fairytale ending, not some guy.
00:53:53Ben is not some guy.
00:53:55He's just, he's got a lot on his mind right now, okay?
00:53:58So, well, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go find him and we're going to leave.
00:54:04I'll take the $100,000, but you have to agree to my terms, okay?
00:54:23Kelsie's going to stay in school.
00:54:32She gets to participate in the fashion show, and she's going to graduate.
00:54:37You are going to stay out of her way.
00:54:40She's going to live her life, by her own rules, exactly the way she wants it.
00:54:46Who do I make the check out to?
00:54:56I'm so sorry for everything that happened.
00:54:58It's my fault.
00:55:00No, don't say that.
00:55:01I mean, it was going to come out eventually.
00:55:05What an absolute piece of shit.
00:55:07I wish I could kick his ass.
00:55:09Yeah, me too.
00:55:11But my mom was right.
00:55:14I'd rather have my kids not have a father than one that would just take the money and run.
00:55:21Save it, Hunter.
00:55:22I'm just here to get the rest of my stuff.
00:55:24Um, okay, but Ben left this for you.
00:55:28What is it?
00:55:32I'm not sure, to be honest.
00:55:39What's it say?
00:55:41Um, nothing.
00:55:43I just want some time alone, so I'll, um, I'll catch you later.
00:55:49Ugh.
00:55:51We knew your best friend was such an asshole.
00:55:53Word.
00:55:54Well, since she asked for some space.
00:55:57You want to make out?
00:55:57I was never faking it.
00:56:06I'm sorry.
00:56:19Kelsey!
00:56:20There you are.
00:56:21I guess Ben played both of us, huh?
00:56:27Ben never played you.
00:56:28He was being honest.
00:56:30He just didn't want to be with you, Skye.
00:56:32So you're defending him?
00:56:35Even after he left?
00:56:37I heard he took all of his shit overnight.
00:56:40Didn't even say goodbye to Hunter.
00:56:42Look, he has his reasons.
00:56:45I think.
00:56:46Yeah.
00:56:49I'll show you the reason.
00:56:55Ben is just another deadbeat daddy.
00:56:58Knocking girls up and leaving them with the mess he made.
00:57:05This isn't real.
00:57:07It's very real, Kelsey.
00:57:09Face it.
00:57:10You're not special.
00:57:12You know what?
00:57:13Just stop.
00:57:14You're just another notch on his bedpost.
00:57:18Just.
00:57:19Like.
00:57:20Me.
00:57:36Hey!
00:57:37Okay.
00:57:38I cannot wait to show you everything I got for you.
00:57:41Look at this.
00:57:42Look how cute this is.
00:57:43This is a little changing table.
00:57:44That's the crib.
00:57:46And that's where you're going to put all the little dirty diapers.
00:57:48And then look at all the little stuffed toys.
00:57:51We've got the little clothes here.
00:57:53I cannot wait for you and the babies to move in after graduation, baby girl.
00:57:57I know.
00:57:58I've been hard on you, Kels.
00:58:00But I want you to know I am so proud of all your hard work.
00:58:03I want you to know I am so proud of you.
00:58:19I am so proud of you.
00:58:20What are you?
00:58:21I am so proud of you.
00:58:22Wow, Skye, you look so good for being, you know.
00:58:35For what?
00:58:36For being, like, six months pregnant.
00:58:39Oh, I'm not pregnant.
00:58:41That was just a lie I told Ben to stop whatever was going on with that loser, Kelsey.
00:58:50Isn't that kinda... fucked up?
00:58:54Whatever.
00:58:59Ugh, I can't believe that absolute bitch!
00:59:03What are we gonna do?
00:59:05What do you mean?
00:59:06We'll have to get Ben and Kelsey back together.
00:59:08Duh!
00:59:10Oh, Ben! I miss that guy.
00:59:13Talked to him since he left?
00:59:15Uh, no.
00:59:19Ugh, boys are so dumb.
00:59:21Okay, here's the plan.
00:59:23Have you ever seen the pear trap?
00:59:25Yeah, with Lindsay Lohan and her twin.
00:59:28Yeah, but she's not actually a twin.
00:59:32Never mind.
00:59:34The point is, we have to get them in the same room without them knowing.
00:59:38Oh, okay.
00:59:40I-I still don't understand.
00:59:46Call Ben.
00:59:47Now.
00:59:48Okay.
00:59:49Where are you going?
00:59:50I have a party to plan.
00:59:55I'm so excited that we're grabbing brunch.
00:59:57It's like old times.
00:59:59Minus the mimosas.
01:00:01I mean, I'm gonna have a mimosa, but you should not.
01:00:05I know I'm really excited that we're hanging out, too.
01:00:08Although, I was thinking I should really get back to work.
01:00:11Girl, you need to relax and let loose a little bit.
01:00:16You're gonna be a mommy soon.
01:00:19Speaking of which...
01:00:24Surprise!
01:00:26You had a baby shower?
01:00:38You did this all for me?
01:00:39Well, I've had some help.
01:00:41My baby's having babies!
01:00:44Mom, you didn't have to do that.
01:00:47Oh, sweetie, of course I did.
01:00:49I'm so sorry about how I reacted when you first told me you were pregnant.
01:00:53I am so, so happy for you.
01:00:56Okay, come on.
01:00:57Let's get this fun started.
01:01:03Ow!
01:01:04Stupid diamond.
01:01:18Don't mind if I do.
01:01:23Dude, this place has got the tastiest waffles.
01:01:31Trust me, bro.
01:01:33It's really good to see you, man, but I'm probably just gonna get back to work.
01:01:38You gotta loosen up, man.
01:01:39It's got some mimosas in you.
01:01:40I'm not really drinking anymore.
01:01:42Who are you and what have you done with my Ben?
01:01:46So, this one is from your grandmother.
01:01:53She got me something.
01:01:55The woman who paid my boyfriend to leave my pregnant ass.
01:01:59Don't complain.
01:02:00She didn't give me a damn thing.
01:02:03All of that wealth and she got me a weird old blanket.
01:02:10And just one.
01:02:11She doesn't know I'm having twins, right?
01:02:13I told you, she's not really good at gift-giving.
01:02:17Take it back.
01:02:19Okay, so there's just one more present.
01:02:22Ben?
01:02:36What are you doing here?
01:02:38I don't know.
01:02:39Hunter?
01:02:40Well, I brought you here because Skye's lying.
01:02:45She was never pregnant.
01:02:46She just made that up to break you guys up.
01:02:49Doesn't matter.
01:02:51You still left.
01:02:52I left because I was ashamed.
01:02:55I failed you.
01:02:56I failed us.
01:02:57I failed our kids.
01:02:59I figured the $100,000 would do more for you than I ever could.
01:03:02You thought I wanted the money more than you?
01:03:05No, I didn't think you wanted the money.
01:03:07I just thought you wanted the security.
01:03:09I'd leverage the check from your grandma
01:03:11in exchange for you to finish school
01:03:13and participate in the fashion show.
01:03:15That was the deal.
01:03:16So you're saying you left for me?
01:03:19Yeah.
01:03:20I had to leave for you.
01:03:21Or else Skye would've just been waving her baby around in your face.
01:03:25Her fake baby.
01:03:27But if it was real, I would've sent money.
01:03:30I would've loved it too.
01:03:32Loved it enough to stay away.
01:03:34Not ruin his life like I ruined yours.
01:03:36You didn't ruin my life.
01:03:38You leaving without a trace?
01:03:41No phone call or anything?
01:03:43That ruined my life.
01:03:45Sorry.
01:03:47I didn't mean to hurt you.
01:03:50Well you did.
01:03:52I love you, Kelsey.
01:03:55I did then and I do right now.
01:03:59I never stopped loving you.
01:04:04I just stopped loving myself.
01:04:06I promise you I will never leave your side ever again.
01:04:10Just please take me back.
01:04:16Please Kelsey.
01:04:23I'm sorry Ben.
01:04:25I understand everything that you're going through and why you did what you did.
01:04:38Skye was terrible for lying to you like that.
01:04:42I can't.
01:04:43I can't.
01:04:46I can't do this again.
01:04:50And I have to do what's best for me and the babies.
01:04:54And that means not being with you.
01:04:57I mean we can be co-parents and friends but we can't be together.
01:05:08I hope you understand.
01:05:14I do.
01:05:16Time for plan B.
01:05:18So where are we going?
01:05:23It's spring break.
01:05:24And you're about to pop.
01:05:26You need to unwind.
01:05:28Okay well the last time you told me to let loose resulted in this show.
01:05:33Well you can't get any more pregnant than you already are.
01:05:37I think.
01:05:39Aren't you going to med school?
01:05:40Shouldn't you like know this?
01:05:41I miss that day.
01:05:48Nothing like being in the woods with your best bros.
01:05:56Yeah man.
01:05:57It's nice to get away from the hole.
01:06:07Who's that?
01:06:10Dude.
01:06:12You said it was going to be bros weekend.
01:06:14Bros.
01:06:16And hoes.
01:06:17Kelsey is not my hoe.
01:06:18I mean girlfriend man.
01:06:20She's a lovely woman dude.
01:06:21She's carrying my kids.
01:06:23Why is she here?
01:06:34No.
01:06:35Uh uh.
01:06:36I'm not spending a week in the woods with Ben.
01:06:41I'm pregnant, hormonal, and still a little mad at Ben.
01:06:44There's no way I can spend an entire week with him.
01:06:48Okay.
01:06:49Well then.
01:06:50What are you going to do about it mama?
01:06:52You're already here.
01:06:53In the woods.
01:06:54A thousand miles from campus.
01:06:56We're like twenty miles away tops.
01:06:58Okay well.
01:06:59I'm not driving you back.
01:07:01So.
01:07:02You're stuck here Barrington.
01:07:03With me and Ben.
01:07:04And Ben.
01:07:12I think the plan's going great.
01:07:15Plan?
01:07:17What plan?
01:07:23Guys.
01:07:24Are you trying to get us back together?
01:07:25No.
01:07:26No.
01:07:27No.
01:07:28Not at all.
01:07:30I don't know.
01:07:32My whole body hurts.
01:07:36Here's a tip.
01:07:41Never get pregnant.
01:07:42Okay.
01:07:43My whole body hurts.
01:07:51Here's a tip.
01:07:53Never get pregnant.
01:07:54Okay.
01:07:57Where are we?
01:07:58Hunter and Mary went on a hike.
01:08:01You didn't want to go?
01:08:03I wanted to be here with you.
01:08:05Ben.
01:08:06Look, I know your idea of relaxing vacation isn't hanging out with me here for a week,
01:08:10and I don't blame you.
01:08:13After what I did to you, you know?
01:08:16I don't hate you, Ben.
01:08:18And especially when you make me deep.
01:08:22Well, if you want me to fuck off and leave you alone, just let me know.
01:08:27But if you want company, well, Hunter and Mary do whatever it is they do, I can show you around.
01:08:35I grew up in these woods, practically.
01:08:38I plan on taking our kids here one day.
01:08:41How do you do that?
01:08:43To make it impossible for me to be mad at you forever?
01:08:48I'm surprised it's hugged in overflow.
01:08:58I said, I didn't know cows could swim.
01:09:17She's pregnant, asshole.
01:09:31Do you want to say that again to the mother of my children?
01:09:32Jesus, Ben, chill.
01:09:34You used to be cool, man.
01:09:36You're a legend.
01:09:37What's wrong with you?
01:09:44You okay?
01:09:45You know, I should tell you that violence is never the answer, but it's kind of cute.
01:09:50You're going macho over our family.
01:09:54Family, huh?
01:09:55I'm taking our kid.
01:10:13I was just telling you I know.
01:10:16Kels. I know I fucked up. Everything I've done was for you. I just didn't go about it
01:10:41the right way. If you give me another chance I promise I'll spend the rest of
01:10:47my life making it up to you. Oh really I swear I'll have Hunter and Mary as my
01:11:01witness. You know they make a really cute couple. So do we. So how are you planning on
01:11:12making this up to me? Well let's start by doing this. Oh my god you're gonna drop me.
01:11:31I like your work ethic Miss Miller. Working late during spring break. Thanks
01:11:39Prof. Inspiration just suddenly hit me. Well keep it up and I'm sure you'll
01:11:46receive a lot of offers at the showcase next week. Maybe even more than our star
01:11:51Miss Barrington. Oh I'm counting on it.
01:11:56I'll show that bitch. There is no way she can design a new collection in time for
01:12:03the showcase.
01:12:09Yeah I'll just stay with my mom until I can find an apartment and you know suppose I can have my old spot back in the house.
01:12:15That asshole Chad took the second you left bro. I'm sorry man.
01:12:18I mean you could like stay with me if you wanted to.
01:12:23Fair warning. I roll over like 700 times in the middle of the night and I wake up
01:12:27with like really weird food cravings. Do you? And the baby kicks. Like hard.
01:12:33Sounds perfect to me.
01:12:40Come to our end of the year fashion showcase.
01:12:44What's wrong? Skye.
01:12:48All of my work. All of my designs. They're gone.
01:13:01Oh my god. We gotta tell someone.
01:13:03Oh my god. That's Marissa Selyon.
01:13:09That's Marissa Selyon.
01:13:11This is just some of the work you'll see at the showcase.
01:13:17This collection is from one of our most improved students, Skye Miller.
01:13:22And here's one of our most accomplished students, Kelsey Barrington.
01:13:28Despite her condition, Kelsey has managed to perform really well.
01:13:33Kelsey, do you have anything you want to show our guest before the big show?
01:13:40Actually, it's gonna be a surprise. Kelsey really wanted to shock the audience.
01:13:46It'll be worth it. Trust me.
01:13:48I really hope so, Ms. Barrington.
01:13:50I'm looking forward to seeing your work.
01:13:56What was that?
01:14:00Me saving your ass until we find a way to get your designs back.
01:14:03Skye can't get away with this, Kelsey.
01:14:06She already has.
01:14:08They all think that those are her designs.
01:14:11I mean, she's altered my designs and my dresses and...
01:14:17Look, even if I could get them back, I...
01:14:21Look, we can always go to the Dean.
01:14:25No, absolutely not.
01:14:30It's over.
01:14:32Hey.
01:14:34That is not the Kelsey I know.
01:14:36The Kelsey I do know.
01:14:38She fights for herself.
01:14:40She pushes for what she wants.
01:14:44I mean, there's like...
01:14:50This one idea I have.
01:14:54But I would need like a lot of help to make it happen and there's only 48 hours until the showcase.
01:15:07I just couldn't ask that of you guys.
01:15:11No offense, but you don't know how to sew.
01:15:14Kelsey.
01:15:15Yes.
01:15:16You can.
01:15:17I'm here to do whatever you want.
01:15:20Same.
01:15:21If I want to be a doctor, I have to learn how to sew anyway.
01:15:24Ditto.
01:15:25Whatever she said.
01:15:26You guys would like actually help me?
01:15:31Duh.
01:15:32Guys.
01:15:33Let's get to work.
01:15:35Ditto.
01:15:36Ditto.
01:15:38Ditto.
01:15:39Ditto.
01:15:40Put some fabric down, put this down, and then you'll thread this, so go ahead and do that.
01:15:53Oh, see, there you go.
01:15:57Yeah, if we could have them at 7, that would be great.
01:16:04Perfect, thank you so much.
01:16:07We did it, guys.
01:16:12I have my very own maternity collection.
01:16:15It's amazing, Kelsey.
01:16:17You crushed it.
01:16:18Seriously, I couldn't have done it without you guys.
01:16:22Anyone knew Hunter was so good at sewing.
01:16:24Yeah, no biggie. I used to help my mom all the time.
01:16:27Maybe I should have gone into fashion design instead of pre-law.
01:16:30I'm sorry, you're going into law?
01:16:32Yeah, Harvard.
01:16:35Why? What did you guys think I was studying?
01:16:37Honestly, I really had no idea.
01:16:39No idea.
01:16:40Well, what are we waiting for?
01:16:42Let's get you ready for your big night.
01:16:44This was Sky Miller with Sky High Designs.
01:16:46More like Sky Rise Designs.
01:16:55This was
01:17:07Sky Miller with Sky High
01:17:09Designs
01:17:10More like Sky Lies
01:17:13Designs
01:17:15I'm here to defend my client
01:17:24Kelsey Elizabeth Barrington
01:17:26From copyright infringement
01:17:28For one Miss Sky Miller
01:17:30This picture
01:17:35Conclusively dated
01:17:37From August of last year
01:17:39Shows my client wearing a dress of her design
01:17:42Months before Sky
01:17:43Even started working on her collection
01:17:45Miss Miller, is this true?
01:17:48No!
01:17:50Yes, I don't know
01:17:51Please, don't fail me
01:17:53This is so gonna go viral
01:17:57Hey, let go!
01:18:03Now that that's done
01:18:04I'd like to invite my client
01:18:07To showcase her collection
01:18:08That she designed in the aftermath
01:18:10Of the plagiarism by Miss Sky
01:18:12Also, I love my girlfriend
01:18:15Bye
01:18:17Alright, um, sorry about that mix-up
01:18:24Next we have Kelsey Barrington
01:18:28With
01:18:28Actually, I don't know
01:18:31What Kelsey is going to show us tonight
01:18:33Kelsey?
01:18:35Okay, Kelsey
01:18:35You got this
01:18:37You may be almost nine months pregnant
01:18:39But
01:18:39Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
01:18:48What's wrong?
01:18:49What's wrong?
01:18:50What's wrong?
01:18:52I think I just had a contraction
01:18:54A contraction?
01:18:59We need to go to the hospital
01:19:00I know
01:19:03I know, I'm
01:19:03Oh wait, it just falls alarm
01:19:05You're fine?
01:19:07Mm-hmm
01:19:07Are you sure you can do this right now?
01:19:11Yeah, I can
01:19:12Um, first off
01:19:26I wanted to thank all of my friends
01:19:28For being so supportive
01:19:30For when my designs were stolen
01:19:32I really couldn't have done this without them
01:19:34But
01:19:35Losing my collection made me realize something
01:19:38Shouldn't maternity wear look good too?
01:19:43Because I mean
01:19:43I wouldn't have been able to fit into a single one of those dresses that Scott showed you
01:19:47Because
01:19:48Well
01:19:48And I'm kind of pregnant
01:19:50So
01:19:52My collection is
01:19:55Dedicated to making sure that
01:19:57Pregnant women feel their absolute best
01:20:00Because
01:20:01Well
01:20:03Nobody should feel frumpy when they're going through the absolute
01:20:06Most beautiful and wonderful phase of their life
01:20:09Motherhood is not something to be ashamed of
01:20:15Or hide from
01:20:16It's something to celebrate
01:20:19So
01:20:21Please give it up for my models
01:20:24I take it back
01:20:33Pregnant chicks are hot
01:20:34And that is my presentation
01:20:36Thank you
01:20:37Oh
01:20:38Hey
01:20:48Hey
01:20:49What's going on?
01:20:50I think I
01:20:51I think my water just broke
01:20:53Excuse me
01:20:59I'm so sorry
01:21:00I'm looking for my daughter Kelsey Barrington
01:21:02Is she okay?
01:21:05Fastest delivery ever.
01:21:07A perfectly healthy pair of twins.
01:21:09One boy, one girl.
01:21:12What about Kelsey?
01:21:17Couldn't be better.
01:21:19I've never seen such a supportive partner either.
01:21:23Ben was with her every step of the way.
01:21:32Grandma?
01:21:43You're precious.
01:21:46I'm gonna go get these two changed.
01:21:57I saw your show last night.
01:22:00They're impressive.
01:22:02And I can assure you that Skye will be dealt with.
01:22:07You actually came?
01:22:10Well, how could I miss my granddaughter's big moment?
01:22:16I just thought because I broke the rules that...
01:22:20Oh, fuck the rules.
01:22:24Pardon my language.
01:22:27How all those rules did was stop me from having a real relationship with my family.
01:22:35And, uh, that's what I want the most, you know?
01:22:43So, you're not ashamed of me?
01:22:46Because I was pregnant?
01:22:48Ashamed?
01:22:49No.
01:22:50A wife's woman once told me...
01:22:54To stop caring about what people think.
01:22:59I used to love knitting.
01:23:02I wasn't very good.
01:23:04And when your mother got pregnant...
01:23:07I made a little something for the baby.
01:23:10But I never gave it to her.
01:23:15My vanity got in the way.
01:23:18The blanket.
01:23:20That...
01:23:22That's why you gave it to me.
01:23:25After all these years, I wanted you to have it.
01:23:28It's not very fantasy or very good.
01:23:32But, um...
01:23:34It's a symbol of how much you mean to me.
01:23:38And how much your babies mean to me.
01:23:43And, um...
01:23:45I made another one for the boy.
01:23:52I love them, Grandma.
01:23:54Oh, thank you.
01:24:03Kels?
01:24:05You have another visitor.
01:24:13Hello, Kelsey.
01:24:19I mean...
01:24:20Mr. Leung, you...
01:24:22You're my hero.
01:24:24And...
01:24:25You're mine...
01:24:26After a last night.
01:24:28The way you and your friends stood up to that girl and...
01:24:32Your collection.
01:24:34It really spoke to me.
01:24:36I'm a working mom, too.
01:24:38And I never even thought to design something pregnant women could wear.
01:24:42And feel proud of.
01:24:44So...
01:24:46When your grandma told me that you delivered right after the show...
01:24:49I had to come and pay the young mama a visit.
01:24:54And give you this.
01:24:58I want you to take the next few months some much-deserved rest at home.
01:25:03With your babies.
01:25:05And then I want you to call and work for me.
01:25:08Wait, you really mean it?
01:25:10Absolutely.
01:25:11I want you to design our maternity line for the house of Leung.
01:25:16If you're interested.
01:25:20She's interested.
01:25:22Great.
01:25:23I look forward to hearing her and Kelsey.
01:25:34Hey dude and gal.
01:25:36Looks like mommy's gonna be a big fashion designer just like I always knew.
01:25:40But there's one thing she needs to do first.
01:25:42Congratulations, Isabella.
01:25:53The next name that I'm gonna read makes me very proud.
01:25:59Kelsey Elizabeth Barrington.
01:26:08Congratulations.
01:26:13There you go.
01:26:15Dude, I found it.
01:26:17It was in your old bedroom.
01:26:19Oh my god.
01:26:21Dude, I owe you. Thank you.
01:26:30Aww.
01:26:32I'm so proud of you.
01:26:37Benjamin Lawrence Lawson.
01:26:40Come to the stage.
01:26:43But, I didn't finish my degree.
01:26:46Grandma works in mysterious ways.
01:26:48I heard she even breaks the rules sometimes.
01:26:57Alright, Benjamin.
01:26:59You may have to finish a few classes during the summer.
01:27:05But I wanted you to have this moment.
01:27:07This moment.
01:27:11Grandma.
01:27:13Just call me grandma.
01:27:15And hurry up and marry my granddaughter, will you?
01:27:27Sky Miller.
01:27:34You are not graduating.
01:27:35You can't do this.
01:27:37Oh yes, I think I can.
01:27:41Passant to chapter 32, section B, row 2.
01:27:45Plagiarism can not only result in the failure of a class, but also expulsion or suspension to the Dean's discretion.
01:27:52Basically, if you fuck around, you find out.
01:27:55Thank you, Hunter.
01:27:57So this Dean has decided that you are not going to get a degree from this college.
01:28:04And that brings us to the 2024-2025 closing of the academic year.
01:28:15Congratulations, you are all graduates of Claremore College.
01:28:24Except for Skye.
01:28:25Except Skye.
01:28:27Congratulations!
01:28:34Hey Mom, where are the-
01:28:44Kelsey, I know getting pregnant and marrying me was not a part of the plan.
01:28:49And it has not been easy.
01:28:52And there's been a lot of ups and downs.
01:28:59Yes! Yes, I'll make you!
01:29:01Woo!
01:29:02Woo!
01:29:03Haha.
01:29:04Haha.
01:29:05Haha.
01:29:06Haha.
01:29:07Haha.
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