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Junk Funk
Al Dionisio
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4 months ago
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Creativity
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00:00
Ah, drink the tea in China.
00:02
Hey, you eat it like a cow, but I can't explain how, because your brain is about the size of a pea.
00:10
I like that, nice. Everybody around me eat rice, like my ancestors, the Filipinos.
00:17
You eat beans, and that's all you eat.
00:20
But what you feed, I'm the thing. Everybody knows I got rings.
00:26
That's not like tangible. A tangerine dude eating those.
00:30
Hey, I got some oranges. Will you change? Or the rhyme, or will it change you?
00:34
Or this, or that.
00:36
Maybe because I'm wired from drinking the monster all night.
00:39
Maybe because we should meet again. Have a meeting with coffee.
00:43
Stimulate me, hate me, whatever you like to.
00:45
Debate me in your meetings, just to grate me.
00:48
Grate me like cheese.
00:51
The wrong thing, are you gonna blame me? Or are you gonna sing the song again?
00:54
Everybody come around when they have to. Not when they want to.
00:57
That's the first problem. I got nine out of them.
00:58
Holla, if you got a dollar, then give it to the call man.
01:00
If you got a hundred, give it to the sky man.
01:03
So, I'll bring the cream from the cow. I'll show you the know-how.
01:05
And put it to your heads aloud.
01:06
If you want to have beef with me, you can just cook it.
01:08
Like ribs, or the lawns, you can do it in the store.
01:10
Advice, I don't need it. Acting right, ya'll be it.
01:14
Alex D, in the light, ya'll I'm nice with the rice that I've eaten.
01:18
You are not nice, like the garden of eaten.
01:21
Backpacks. Think of rats. Think of what they eat.
01:33
What you eat, it's a mystery meat.
01:37
Didn't I tell you?
01:39
From my poor eyes.
01:40
Big hot dogs and big cakes.
01:44
Eat and get large, pop.
01:45
Where are your peoples at?
01:47
You put your damn damn in the fridge.
01:49
What did you do?
01:50
You want to put your damn hand on it,
01:52
and you'll be melted, and the skeleton will show, and I'll have it.
01:54
You see the rabbit?
01:56
It's on a plate. I'mma have it for dinner.
01:57
Even though I eat too much,
01:59
it's hard to weigh like a dead shit.
02:00
And he tied up his helpers
02:05
And he held the elf hostage
02:08
And he ground up more food off into reindeer sausage
02:16
He got dessert in France
02:20
What an old girl
02:23
Last night, the first night, this is the time we get done.
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