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00:00what began as hateful sex quickly spiraled into fake engagements corporate sabotage
00:17and even murder but beneath all the chaos it's actually a love story just not the fairy tale
00:25you're used to so buckle up it's about to get a little wild
00:29hey what's up i can't believe you ghosted the guy i set you up with
00:43please can we just drop it i told you i don't have time for dating right now
00:48what i'm hearing is that you have trust issues maybe but i still don't have time for dating
00:54all right i wanted this to be a blind date so you could lose your mind when you saw how hot this
01:01guy was in real life here is his picture
01:04oh my god i wouldn't mind a taste of that plus i haven't gotten any since
01:15mindy no no i cannot bore myself to death getting to know another loser
01:25oh my god that's so crazy you backpacked your mouth dinkly dinkly pool while you were in college
01:31all right fair it's hard to find a guy that's gonna match your freak come over for a drink at
01:37least no i'm already in my pjs that's like a whole thing i'm in my pajamas too we'll have a drink we'll
01:43have a pajama party and it'll help you relax before your big day tomorrow come on i just want to drink
01:50see you there this was supposed to be one innocent drink with a friend in pajamas
01:57not a midnight joyride lingerie in a collision with my terrible decisions
02:02but then again when has anything ever gone as planned in my life
02:09what the fuck christ
02:13hey you're the one who hit me
02:32you're the one that breaks at the last second i'm just abiding by the laws you ever heard of traffic
02:36lights you stopped at a yellow who the fuck does that a yellow that was turning red what
02:42are you colorblind now oh you're clearly impossible to talk to
03:04okay thank you
03:08perfect tow truck's gonna come in an hour i hope you're proud of yourself
03:12hey i got a question for you
03:19do you always terrorize traffic in your nighties
03:25i was going to a friend's pretty hot excuse me you heard me but it doesn't excuse you driving do you
03:32ever just shut up why don't you make me go back everything oh okay so reckless driving now assaults
03:40and battery you're a prick you know that oh yeah fuck you fuck you fuck you oh
03:45oh
03:51oh
03:53oh
03:57oh
03:59oh
04:03oh
04:07Pleasure to meet you.
04:23I'll be home for my insurance.
04:33I look forward to it.
04:37I can not believe you had a one-night stand.
04:49In my defense, I was probably concussed.
04:53Secret in bed.
04:58I plead the fifth.
04:59Well, are you going to see him again?
05:01No, of course not.
05:02I hate the guy.
05:03Then why did you sleep with him?
05:05Look, I have to go.
05:08Wish me luck.
05:08Good luck.
05:11Whatever.
05:12It's not like I ever have to see him again.
05:16Oh, she's going to see him again.
05:18Hugh.
05:33Hugh.
05:34Hugh.
05:36What are you doing here?
05:38It's my first day.
05:40I'm counsel for the independent merger.
05:43Great.
05:44So you'll be poking around my business.
05:46Trust me.
05:47Your business is the last place I want to poke.
05:50He didn't seem to mind last night.
05:54Everything all right over here, Ethan?
05:57Totally fine.
05:58Never am.
06:03Do you two know each other?
06:05No.
06:06Yeah.
06:06I guess, technically, it was...
06:09Well, technically, it was...
06:14Are these your things?
06:16You might want to pick them up.
06:17I'd hate for them to get stepped on.
06:20Thanks for the tip.
06:22Always happy to help new arrivals.
06:23I just need your signature.
06:26I mean, why would you need his signature?
06:30Because, sweetheart, he owns the company.
06:37See you, Malibus.
06:38Watch yourself.
06:51I'd hate for your first day to be your last.
06:54Okay.
07:04Okay.
07:05Got that.
07:07Are there any cybersecurity controls that the auditors are going to need?
07:10Yeah, they'll look closely at endpoint protection and third-party vendor access.
07:14Got it.
07:22It's late.
07:25Do you work all your employees into the ground, or am I just the lucky one?
07:29Only the ones that think they're smarter than me.
07:31Oh, think.
07:34Yeah, that's something I happen to know.
07:36Yeah, in your mind, maybe.
07:38Don't flatter yourself.
07:40You're not in my mind.
07:41Really?
07:44Because I thought you'd be thinking about the best sex of your life you had the other night.
07:55Okay, um, do you want to get this done?
07:57Or do I want to give you in your ego the room?
07:59I mean, I just enjoy watching people fall apart under pressure.
08:03You must love mirrors, then.
08:08Come on.
08:09You would, too, if you had biceps like these.
08:12Ah, do you?
08:14Mm-hmm.
08:17Not too bad.
08:19I don't know.
08:21I think I could take you.
08:24Damn.
08:25Very nice, but you're, like, three feet tall.
08:28Oh, please.
08:30If I wanted to, I could have you on your back in three seconds.
08:34I could lift you with one arm.
08:35I'd like to see you try.
08:39I bet you would.
08:44Coward.
08:45Yeah?
08:48Oh, come on.
08:49I've got to go.
08:52How you're...
08:54How you got married?
08:57Have you seen it now?
09:03Yeah.
09:04Oh, come on.
09:05don't you just love sex absolutely adore it clearly what the fuck is that supposed to mean
09:26i mean we've only seen each other twice and each time we've well
09:29it's true it's weird you have a three-day rule what's the three-day rule exactly what it sounds
09:39like it's two dates and then on the third date we have sex well i'm kind of in sex for the benefits
09:45the health benefits oh yeah it's really good for your skin proof sleep it's great for your immune
09:50system yeah i'd never get sick hey uh i have a proposition for us just regular sex no strings
10:04attached you and me yeah i mean business is business and uh no feelings no future come on
10:11i know you want it you're so annoying okay fine no fucking feelings no fucking future i love it
10:25ethan oh shit that's hillary what get up get up who the fuck is hillary
10:36uh hillary stone she's a shareholder and the woman i'm seeing
10:40what the fuck no
10:46i don't know before she gets in here
10:52hi darling how are you i'm good you know just burning the midnight oil
11:02yeah yeah you know me
11:03well i brought you a cake but looks like you've already had your dessert
11:09oh yeah ice cream yeah
11:16uh i'll try yeah
11:18thank you very good
11:25that smells disgusting in here
11:31also i'm gonna clean it up
11:33no it's totally fine i got it
11:37it's all good i got you
11:40hey hey i was thinking you and i go on a date tomorrow
11:59really yeah
12:01just the two of us
12:03just the two of us
12:04maybe you can put on something cute
12:06like what
12:07i'm one of your fancy dresses
12:09yeah
12:10but i should probably get back to work
12:14finish up
12:15and you're just a big distraction
12:18let's look at you you're so beautiful
12:19i don't even have five minutes
12:22i don't even have five minutes
12:22nice school
12:23why not
12:25bag
12:26will you call me for a bed
12:28i'll text you
12:29holy shit
12:34what the fuck
12:38okay deal is off
12:41i'm calling it off
12:42what the fuck
12:49okay deal is off
12:52i'm calling it off
12:53i can't believe you're sleeping with other women
12:55and that woman is hillary whatever the fuck her name is
12:58no hang on hang on
12:58hillary and i are not sleeping together
13:00we went out like twice
13:01i don't believe that
13:02no besides
13:03i'm a gentleman
13:04and i only sleep with one woman at a time
13:06you're telling me you two aren't sleeping together
13:08i promise
13:09you're dating
13:11we went on two dates
13:13okay
13:13you're not exclusive
13:16not exclusive
13:17our deal's back on
13:18that was not okay
13:21i understand
13:22okay
13:27as a reigning attorney
13:29i'm adding an addendum
13:31to our agreement
13:32number one
13:33nobody sleeps with anyone else
13:35once that happens
13:37deal's off
13:38yeah
13:38agreed
13:39okay
13:39and number two
13:40nobody can know that we're sleeping together
13:42absolutely
13:42no feelings
13:44no future
13:45no feelings
13:47no future
13:47yeah
13:48okay no
13:49get the fuck away from me
13:50i like it when you're angry
13:52ugh
13:52no feelings
13:56no feelings
14:20no feelings
14:21no future
14:23no future
14:25so let's hear it
14:31spill the tea
14:32lindy i'm telling you
14:33this sex is life changing
14:35look who's talking
14:36well
14:37maybe this time
14:39it'll be the actual thing
14:40okay i don't know about that
14:41we're at each other's throats
14:42most of the time
14:42but it kind of makes it hotter
14:43hello
14:45hello
14:47hello
14:48i'll call you back
14:49you're feeling so future
15:01you're feeling so future
15:13oh it's you
15:21remind me of your name again
15:23it's sloan
15:25i didn't even see you come in
15:26i must have still been in the bathroom stall with ethan
15:29oh my god
15:30we were in there forever
15:32that boy's just got such endurance on him
15:34you were so hot and heavy
15:45i mean he just can't keep his hands off me
15:47we're doing it everywhere
15:48oh
15:50oh
15:51i saw the way you looked at him
15:55girl to girl
15:56it's not gonna work out
15:59i would hate for someone to get the wrong impression that
16:03that's the way that you move through your career
16:05do you know what i'm saying
16:06listen
16:10sloan
16:11you are
16:12such a beautiful girl
16:14and
16:15i mean you've got
16:16the face
16:17and the hair
16:18and the body
16:19i'm sure that there's a guy out there
16:22who's in your league
16:23and would be more than happy to take you home tonight
16:25lip gloss
16:28i'm good
16:30enjoy yourself
16:34someone's in a hurry
16:54i'm so sorry
16:55i i can pay for the cleaning
16:57it's okay
16:57i'm on my way home from work anyhow
16:58where do you work
17:00i work at a finance house just across the street
17:03that's cool
17:04i'm sorry
17:05don't worry about it
17:06don't worry
17:06i'm um
17:07i'm marco
17:08i'll shake your hand but it's a little wet
17:10no that's okay
17:11i'm sloan
17:12nice to meet you sloan
17:13nice to meet you
17:14i know it's very forward but uh
17:17can i maybe take you out to dinner tonight
17:20tonight
17:22i know it's forward
17:23you're beautiful and
17:24spontaneous why not
17:26i
17:28you know what why not
17:33yeah
17:34yeah
17:34meet you here at seven
17:35i'd love that
17:36okay
17:37i look forward to it
17:39i'm gonna see you then
17:40i'll see you then
17:40okay
17:41all right
17:41everyone
17:41bye
17:42and i'll see you then
17:59marco's everything that i'm supposed to want he's kind he's handsome but what if deep down
18:21i'm the kind of girl who falls for the storm not the shelter here you go deals off by the way
18:29here you go deals off by the way what do you mean the deals off just what i said deals off
18:34i mean but we're just getting started okay i'm sorry what happened i met someone and it's time
18:42for date three and you're sure about this you just want to throw away what we have and what is it that
18:48we have exactly nothing yeah never mind you're lost what's uh what's this guy's name marco
19:04tilby i i don't know why that would matter to you actually you're right it doesn't matter
19:10you're an ass you know that
19:13you're a bitch i always knew that you were too immature to handle this kind of thing
19:21and i knew you were too insecure excuse me you heard me
19:25why don't you go sleep with your safe little rebound and you can sabotage that relationship
19:32just like you did ours i give it two weeks fuck you oh real mature sloan just shut up
19:40you know from now on agreement is nolan boyd great great
19:46jake it's me i need you to find out everything you can about this marco selby guy
20:02report back to me
20:09i like it
20:13you are so stunning you must get it all the time though
20:19um you do you have to be modest means a lot coming from you though
20:27i've dated a lot sloan but um
20:31you've had such a big impact on me you're so beautiful
20:43i know it's only the um only the third date
20:49but um do you want to um
20:54yeah yeah
21:01oh wait wait wait just a minute
21:10you okay
21:13i i think i don't feel ready
21:16i i don't want to mess this up i'm sorry that's okay can we leave of course
21:23i'm waiting for you as a person
21:39look i'm sorry about last night again don't apologize i had such a nice evening
21:43that's easier yeah okay see you
22:00hey boss yeah this uh this marco clan just came out of sloan's home
22:06you looked pretty happy all right jake thanks for the intel just stay on them
22:11no feelings no future
22:20no feelings no future
22:24ethan can i speak to you for a moment it's mr cross i see you were too busy this morning to
22:34finish the paperwork on the mergers well you promised you would send me those reports six
22:40hours ago so if you could go to your job i'd appreciate it so that i could do mine
22:44it's kind of hard to do my job when there's a walking hr violation it's cute though
22:48marco
22:55what are you doing here i took your glasses by mistake oh my god you brought them all the way
22:59here of course i wouldn't want you feel like to get to those beautiful lines of yours you are so
23:03sweet and considerate i'm gonna go put these in my purse go for it you two boys play nice
23:12oh man oh my god that ass just will not quit
23:15dude you better watch your mouth flower boy flower boy take it easy big guy
23:21he's coming here to drop something off not to cause a problem
23:25is he always like this guys all right this is my workplace
23:29so if you can just leave be very nice i will i will i'm just gonna go and reminisce on last night
23:33yeah i'm gonna stop you right there this is my office you keep running your mouth yeah i'll hit it
23:39you'll hit it i'll hit it okay hey we're playing nicely we're just getting to know each other he's a good
23:44god no i'm so glad sure you have a lot in common have a lovely day honey bye see you around
23:57i am thoroughly and utterly confused
24:01i am thoroughly and utterly confused i cannot believe you said no to sex with a total side
24:08and you broke your three-day rule i know most guys don't even get to three dates and marco's a great
24:15guy i just couldn't stop thinking about even god i think i like him is that a bad thing yes i hate the
24:24guy you just said you like him i like him and i hate him girl you need therapy
24:28therapy
24:49i just feel like he really challenges me like i finally found someone who matches my buyers
24:54that's great go for him no why you have great sex okay but it's like a guarantee that i'm gonna get
25:01hurt sure don't know that yes i do no yes i do no
25:16i do no no no no no no no no no no he's gonna see me he's gonna see me you have to hide me
25:30that's my cue to go
25:50what are you doing here having a drink what are you doing here same would you look at that
25:56so uh how'd it go last night fine talking about the sex
26:07we didn't have sex oh that's bullshit it was your third date did you spend the night
26:12you know i don't really see how that's any of your business but as a matter of fact he did oh you
26:18are so lying you know not all men are out to get laid oh and you're implying that i am oh if the
26:24shoe fits well i'm not i mean just look at hillary and i oh yeah she was bragging about how you
26:30couldn't get your hands off her and she was probably just saying that to make you jealous
26:35and it looks like it's working i am not jealous i could give a rat's ass who you
26:41so you can go ahead and get over yourself
26:47and are such narcissists women aren't that much better it's always
26:51me me me well at least we're not afraid of vulnerability at least we don't leak our
26:55emotions all over the place oh is that what women do well if the shoe fits
26:59fuck you fuck you
27:10fuck you
27:12Are you watching me sleep?
27:37You snore.
27:42I guess this means the deal's back on.
27:49Yeah, it looks like the deal's back on.
27:52Nice.
27:55You're an enigma, Slalom Winters.
27:59And you're an asshole, Ethan Cross.
28:02Really not.
28:10What's this?
28:11Um, no, that's just work stuff.
28:13Oh, what is it?
28:15No, no, okay.
28:16No.
28:17No.
28:18Fine.
28:22So, uh, what are your plans today?
28:26Um, I have to go see my grandma.
28:31She's in the hospital.
28:33Um, so sorry to hear that.
28:35Is there anything I can do to help?
28:36Um, no, no, thank you.
28:46You know what?
28:46I take that back.
28:47There is something you can do.
28:48Grandma, this is the avoided stance I mentioned to you.
29:06This one, I think he's a keeper.
29:09He is, isn't he?
29:10Yeah, well, I've danced in boardrooms, bathrooms, and even a fire drill once.
29:15But you guys are by far my best audience yet.
29:18Well, you make her laugh, and that's worth everything these days.
29:22But don't let her push you away, Ethan.
29:28She does that when she's scared.
29:30Grandma.
29:30I'm old.
29:31I can say these things.
29:32And then, I think it was this.
29:43Oh, that's cute.
29:46That's cute, Sloan.
29:48Okay, that is...
29:50No!
29:51Oh, no.
29:52Okay, okay.
29:53Okay, okay, okay.
29:54Okay, listen, listen, listen, listen.
29:57I'm listening.
29:58Yes?
29:58Uh-huh.
29:59Thank you for what you did today.
30:05I really appreciated it.
30:08And I know my grandma did, too.
30:12It was nothing.
30:13And your grandma is super cool.
30:17You know, that's crazy, because you're pretty cool, too.
30:20And you are...
30:23You're beautiful.
30:29What?
30:38Something's different.
30:43Because...
30:44I think you're falling for me.
30:47I'm like...
31:41You made breakfast?
31:43I sure did.
31:46Got a little something for you too?
31:50It's for you.
31:52What is this?
31:53I was thinking that we could go on a date.
31:59What?
32:00Like a real date, you know, between two real people.
32:10I can't.
32:13Um, why?
32:16I can't engage in an emotional relationship with you right now.
32:20Okay, I, I don't understand because, you know, last night we, uh, it was special, right?
32:38Last night shouldn't have happened.
32:40I shouldn't have asked you to pretend to be my boyfriend or meet my grandma, and I'm sorry that I ever put you in that position.
32:45But nothing that we've ever talked about is different now.
32:53Nothing has changed.
32:55Listen, where the fuck is this coming from?
32:56It's coming from you.
32:58You are the one that said, no feelings, no future.
33:03You are this now.
33:05This is, this is because of Marco, isn't it?
33:08Oh my God!
33:09You are so obsessed with fucking Marco!
33:12This isn't about Marco!
33:13Okay, then what is it about then?
33:17Okay.
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