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00:00:00Thank you for joining us.
00:00:30Hello? Cheryl, we have to talk about our birthday plans. I mean, it's only two days away, and we still haven't decided the perfect way to celebrate. So, I was thinking, maybe we could all take a trip, too.
00:00:54Sue, I meant to tell you before, but I wanted to be sure. I think I'm going to spend my birthday with Jake. I'm going to lose my virginity to him. You know, I want to surprise him.
00:01:07What? But you can't. I mean, I thought we were going to wait until marriage.
00:01:13Besides, you can't do that to us.
00:01:15You can't break tradition that way.
00:01:19This is bad. You know, I'm going to tell Lexi. She's going to be very unhappy about this.
00:01:24Come on, Lexi.
00:01:33So, girls, what are we going to do for our break today?
00:01:52Sue, we have plenty of time to figure something out.
00:01:55But this is the big one-eight. I mean, every year since our mom's met in the hospital, we've done something new and special. But this has to be newer and more special. So, what's something we've never done before?
00:02:10Mushrooms?
00:02:11No, not like that. Like something nice.
00:02:14Like maybe a trip.
00:02:16Like a mushroom trip?
00:02:17No.
00:02:21Sorry, Sue. I have a date.
00:02:24So do I.
00:02:26Sorry, Sue.
00:02:27Don't worry, Sue. We'll figure it out.
00:02:42Oh, flowers. Are these from you?
00:02:44Yeah, sure.
00:02:45Here you go.
00:02:49No card, but I thought I saw one.
00:02:51I didn't know how to put my feelings into words.
00:02:54I guess, um, you still make me nervous.
00:03:01Oh, Jake.
00:03:06Maybe I should come in and hang out for a minute.
00:03:08Uh, no, Jake. Not yet.
00:03:11When we do it, I want it to be really special.
00:03:14The best night of my life.
00:03:15It will be. I promise.
00:03:18It'll always be amazing.
00:03:19With you.
00:03:20And me.
00:03:22Together.
00:03:22Jake, no, I have to go.
00:03:32I have to work on my art project.
00:03:35You know, I thought art was going to be a really easy elective,
00:03:38but I guess I should have taken more math.
00:03:40Uh, so you're going to come to my birthday, okay?
00:03:45This Saturday?
00:03:47Of course.
00:03:52Thanks.
00:03:54Okay. Bye.
00:03:55Oh, baby.
00:04:09You're so hot.
00:04:10I'm going to do you so good.
00:04:11Oh, yeah, baby.
00:04:13Yeah.
00:04:13What was your name again?
00:04:14Rod.
00:04:16Sex guy.
00:04:21Lexi is so upset, she's speechless.
00:04:25You're right, I bet.
00:04:34Cheryl's losing her virginity on Saturday?
00:04:38Oh, no.
00:04:39Does not compute.
00:04:41Want to talk in person ASAP.
00:04:47Oh, huh.
00:04:49Hi.
00:04:51When did you get home?
00:04:52So, is it true?
00:04:54Yes, it is.
00:04:56It's just, it's the right time and Jake's the right man.
00:05:00I mean, he's handsome and smart and wealthy and he has a really bright future ahead of him.
00:05:08So, I just think it's the right time.
00:05:12Lexi, tell her.
00:05:13Losing our virginity is one of those milestones we should all face together.
00:05:16On our birthday, yes, but not on this birthday.
00:05:20Like, maybe on our 23rd birthday.
00:05:22Or maybe even, like, our 29th, 8th, maybe.
00:05:28Listen, guys, I know it's tradition, but I'm sorry.
00:05:33I know it's tradition, but I'm sorry.
00:05:45But Cheryl, Sue is right.
00:05:48We do always do something special on our birthday.
00:05:52Oh, does Jake really have such a tiny little needle dip?
00:05:56It's not Jake.
00:05:58It's the male ideal.
00:06:00Like, a Greek god or Sue's dad.
00:06:05Right.
00:06:05Oh, yeah, I guess you're right.
00:06:09Me and it kind of sucks.
00:06:10I'm not really an artist.
00:06:12Girls, can you just stop changing the subject?
00:06:14The point is, we should all lose our virginities together on the same day.
00:06:18And I'm just not ready yet.
00:06:21I'm waiting for a sign.
00:06:22And then I'll know what's right.
00:06:24Look, I can go either way.
00:06:27I mean, I'm fine with just 69, 79, anal.
00:06:31I don't feel any rush to actually do the deed.
00:06:35Besides, I know it'll never live up to my rabbit anyway.
00:06:39But if you want to do it this year, then maybe we all should.
00:06:44You know, it could be like our big 18th birthday thing.
00:06:52Where are you going at 6.30 in the morning?
00:06:55To church to pray for you.
00:06:57I want to be first in life.
00:06:58I'm getting some sleep.
00:07:02Yeah, me too.
00:07:12Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
00:07:15It has been four days since my last confession.
00:07:17I accuse myself of the following sins.
00:07:19Mm-hmm.
00:07:22Okay, so I'm really embarrassed to talk about this, but...
00:07:25It's about sex.
00:07:28I mean, not me.
00:07:32I've never gone past second base with a guy.
00:07:35Aw.
00:07:37I've never even seen a guy's...
00:07:39Well, there was that one time I took the pants off my Ken doll.
00:07:42But I was dressing him up as Jesus, and I wanted to see his thing.
00:07:47But there was nothing there.
00:07:48Okay, so it's about my friends.
00:07:53My best friends.
00:07:55They're going to do something really bad this weekend.
00:07:58Okay.
00:08:00Third base.
00:08:02What?
00:08:03No.
00:08:04Like, sex.
00:08:05Like, intercourse?
00:08:07With boys, they barely even know.
00:08:09I mean, they really need us intervention.
00:08:10If you know what I mean.
00:08:11All the way.
00:08:13Go all the way.
00:08:16What are you...
00:08:17What's it?
00:08:19Ah!
00:08:20Ah!
00:08:21How could you do so?
00:08:24You're a bad, bad person.
00:08:26What?
00:08:35Yes.
00:08:36Yes!
00:08:37Run!
00:08:38Run!
00:08:39Home route!
00:08:41Ah!
00:08:42Damn it!
00:08:44Oh, fucking Yankees.
00:08:48Sorry.
00:08:56Sue, it is 1 p.m.
00:09:16Would you have a little consideration?
00:09:18I'm trying to sleep.
00:09:20Jeez, can you guys please keep it down?
00:09:24I have an announcement to make.
00:09:26I want to do it.
00:09:28Do you hear me?
00:09:29I want to do it.
00:09:32This weekend.
00:09:34On our birthday.
00:09:35Do what?
00:09:38It.
00:09:39Screw.
00:09:39Screw.
00:09:40You know, screwing, boning, making the beast with two backs.
00:09:44You know, shagging, fucking.
00:09:48You do.
00:09:50Ah, but what about all your religious stuff?
00:09:53And, um, what about your sign from heaven?
00:09:55Oh, I got a sign at church.
00:09:58Really?
00:10:00Well, okay, great.
00:10:03We're all in then.
00:10:05So we'll have a big pool party and we'll do it there.
00:10:09Right?
00:10:10Right.
00:10:11I'll start making the shopping list.
00:10:23Hey, Frank.
00:10:26Hi, Sue.
00:10:28Guys, we didn't invite Frank to the party.
00:10:31I don't know.
00:10:31Do you think he'd even have fun?
00:10:33Yeah, he's blind.
00:10:35Blind people can do everything regular people can do.
00:10:37No.
00:10:42Maybe you're back.
00:10:45Um, I was wondering.
00:10:46We're throwing this party tomorrow night.
00:10:49It's for our birthdays.
00:10:51Do you want to come?
00:10:52Do you think he can see up my shirt?
00:10:53Well, the house looks done.
00:11:10Tomorrow's the big day.
00:11:12We finally turn 18.
00:11:13And finally lose our virginity.
00:11:16Well, we better get our baby sleep because the party starts tomorrow at 2.
00:11:19So, okay, we know who Cheryl's going to do it with, Jake, and I'll probably do that guy Rod.
00:11:26But Sue, who are you going to pick?
00:11:27It's a poppy chair.
00:11:29It's easy.
00:11:30I've known for the past six years, ever since catty-kism.
00:11:36What the fuck is catty-kism?
00:11:38I think it's a baby panda wrapped in peanut butter.
00:11:40Yeah.
00:11:40My soulmate.
00:11:53Chris?
00:11:55Sue, you, um, might want to think about picking a backup.
00:12:00I mean...
00:12:00What?
00:12:01No, Chris is perfect.
00:12:03He played Jesus in Jesus Christ Superstar last year at camp.
00:12:06Plus, his name's Chris.
00:12:08It's a sign.
00:12:08Sue, the only sign is that Chris has a major case of gay face.
00:12:15What?
00:12:16He does not.
00:12:17Anyway, there's no such thing as gay face.
00:12:19He looks just like Justin Bieber.
00:12:22With a little bit of Zac Efron and just a hint of Ryan Seacrest.
00:12:26Who the fuck's Ryan Seacrest?
00:12:29Look, Chris is my soulmate.
00:12:32Okay, well, sweet dreams.
00:12:35See you in the morning.
00:12:38I knew it would happen someday.
00:12:45I just didn't expect it to happen so soon.
00:12:48I don't know.
00:13:18You're so perfect.
00:13:48You knew that's what I look like.
00:14:18Too bad no one could ever compare to you.
00:14:36Tomorrow's the day.
00:14:48Oh, my gosh.
00:15:02They're coming.
00:15:04Lexi, Cheryl, hurry.
00:15:09Ew, why?
00:15:11It's for Jake to unwrap me.
00:15:13It's going to be really sexy.
00:15:14I'm going to surprise you.
00:15:15You're going to die of asphyxiation.
00:15:18He's going to be really sexy.
00:15:20It's stupid.
00:15:21Just screw him.
00:15:22That's what he wants.
00:15:23That's what all guys want.
00:15:25Who hurt you as a child?
00:15:27Oh, Christ.
00:15:28I don't have your mouth, too.
00:15:30Anyway, what guys want is someone who's sexy,
00:15:34not someone they can just have sex with.
00:15:36You're an idiot.
00:15:37A very smooth, plastic-wrapped idiot.
00:15:42No, seriously.
00:15:43Come on, hurry up.
00:15:45Oh, what a cool bracelet.
00:15:52I love it.
00:15:55You should put that down, though,
00:15:56because it's very fragile.
00:15:58Yeah.
00:15:59Set it down.
00:16:01Hurry up.
00:16:05Those are your anal beads, right?
00:16:06Yeah.
00:16:06All right, let's go.
00:16:07Oh, we're going to have some fun.
00:16:35Oh, Attack of the Wet T-shirt.
00:16:37It's nice.
00:16:38Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:16:39Let's get you.
00:16:40Oh, come on.
00:16:42Ah, come on.
00:16:43Check, check, check, check, check, check.
00:16:47Happy birthday, Lex.
00:16:51No, Joanna, we said no gifts.
00:16:53That is lip poison to plump your lips, but be careful it stings.
00:16:58And the other one is edible mystical oil.
00:17:02Oh, how did you know?
00:17:04I'm going to use both of these tonight.
00:17:12Poster is such a beauty.
00:17:14Please don't touch my service time.
00:17:16All right, sorry.
00:17:19Are you okay now?
00:17:20Yeah, I'm fine.
00:17:21Okay.
00:17:21See you later.
00:17:25I can't believe you haven't heard of it.
00:17:27This is crazy.
00:17:28Jake!
00:17:30Hi!
00:17:31Hey, babe.
00:17:33Happy birthday.
00:17:36Oh, you didn't have to give me anything.
00:17:39What?
00:17:40You want a beer?
00:17:44No.
00:17:45Oh, hon.
00:17:50Yeah.
00:17:54I have your present here.
00:17:55I'll give it to you later.
00:17:57The time's right.
00:17:59You didn't have to give me anything.
00:18:02And I have a present for you that I want you to wrap later.
00:18:08Hey, bro.
00:18:10We need you to settle this bet over here real quick.
00:18:13We'll bet.
00:18:13All right, this is my man right here.
00:18:20Hey.
00:18:20Hey.
00:18:21How are you doing?
00:18:22Hey.
00:18:23Check it out!
00:18:33Dare me.
00:18:35Dare me.
00:18:36Oh, dude, look at those.
00:18:41Are those real?
00:18:42Have you guys seen Cheryl?
00:18:53Hey!
00:18:54Dude, move!
00:18:55Lame!
00:18:56Oh, all right.
00:18:57Okay.
00:18:58I'll see you guys later.
00:19:00Go do some push-ups or something.
00:19:01All the moves.
00:19:0220 bucks says, by the end of the day, I will be motorboating those kitties.
00:19:06Yeah.
00:19:07They're fake anyways.
00:19:08Who cares?
00:19:09Okay.
00:19:10Okay.
00:19:11Okay.
00:19:12Okay.
00:19:13Okay.
00:19:14Okay.
00:19:15Okay.
00:19:16Okay.
00:19:17Okay.
00:19:18Okay.
00:19:19Okay.
00:19:20Oh, dude, dude.
00:19:22I'm blind, you fucking asshole.
00:19:24Sue, no, it's your birthday.
00:19:29Here, let me.
00:19:30Joanna, no.
00:19:31Just go enjoy the birdie.
00:19:32Come on.
00:19:33Open.
00:19:34Hey.
00:19:35Do my lips look any plumper?
00:19:36I put this stuff on, but I can't really feel anything yet.
00:19:41Have you guys seen Jake?
00:19:42I haven't seen him anywhere.
00:19:43It just, like, disappeared.
00:19:49Are these real?
00:19:54Of course they are.
00:19:58How come I've been at you before?
00:20:10I don't know.
00:20:11Ryan, how do you see you, Jay?
00:20:13Um, I think he's around or something.
00:20:16Maybe upstairs, I don't know.
00:20:20Maybe you want to go get my birthday present.
00:20:22That's probably where you went.
00:20:28Liquid Courage?
00:20:29Yeah.
00:20:30Atta girl.
00:20:35Vodka Cranberry?
00:20:36It's really simple.
00:20:38Well, I guess it's now or never.
00:20:41I gotta go meet Rod.
00:20:43Sue?
00:20:44Are you okay?
00:20:46Sue?
00:20:47Relax.
00:20:49They're just guys.
00:20:51Okay, nothing to be scared of, seriously.
00:20:53Gonna be fine.
00:20:54Is Chris here?
00:21:01Wow, it's even worse in person, isn't it?
00:21:04No, he does not have gay face.
00:21:07I'm gonna prove it to you.
00:21:09I'm gonna do it.
00:21:15Wow, it's even worse in person, isn't it?
00:21:18No.
00:21:19He does not have gay face.
00:21:21I'm gonna prove it to you.
00:21:23I'm gonna do it.
00:21:25I'm gonna do this.
00:21:26Good luck.
00:21:30Hey, you can do this.
00:21:32Just act like a slut.
00:21:34Just pretend...
00:21:37You're Lex.
00:21:39Yeah, my favorite chapter song, Glore.
00:21:49Chris!
00:21:50Hi.
00:21:51Can I talk to you?
00:21:52Uh-huh.
00:21:53Uh-huh.
00:21:54In private?
00:21:55Oh.
00:21:56Hey, Lexi.
00:21:57Hey, Lexi.
00:21:58Hey, Lexi.
00:21:59What?
00:22:00Chris.
00:22:01You're so sexy.
00:22:03Ever since you played Jesus at camp, I've just...
00:22:05I've known that we were meant to be together.
00:22:07And I really want to...
00:22:08Oh!
00:22:09What are you doing?
00:22:10Is that wrong?
00:22:11Sue!
00:22:12Sue!
00:22:13Sue!
00:22:14What's going on?
00:22:15Sue!
00:22:16You're so sexy.
00:22:18What?
00:22:19Hey, Lexi.
00:22:20Hey, Lexi.
00:22:21Hey, Lexi.
00:22:22What?
00:22:23Chris.
00:22:24You're so sexy.
00:22:25Ever since you played Jesus at camp, I've just...
00:22:26I've known that we were meant to be together.
00:22:29And I really want to...
00:22:32Oh!
00:22:33What are you doing?
00:22:34Is that wrong?
00:22:35Sue!
00:22:36What's come into you?
00:22:37Nothing.
00:22:38Nothing. I'm sorry. I don't know how to do this.
00:22:41Sue. Sue, Sue, Sue.
00:22:47I understand these urges.
00:22:52And, you know, I like you too.
00:22:56Really? You do?
00:22:58I do. I really do.
00:23:01I like you too.
00:23:03Really? You do?
00:23:04I do. I really do.
00:23:06No, it's just...
00:23:08I've devoted a lot of my life to one certain man.
00:23:15Right. Lexi said you were...
00:23:17Jesus.
00:23:18Oh, that man.
00:23:21Of course. What did you think?
00:23:23Oh, nothing.
00:23:25So we can still do this then?
00:23:28Oh, Sue.
00:23:29You know, for me, when I think about that man who died for our sins,
00:23:39when I think about him up there on that cross,
00:23:43so helpless, yet so muscular,
00:23:49with his strong thighs
00:23:52crossed over each other
00:23:54so delicately
00:23:57beneath that ragged loincloth,
00:24:01growing so hot,
00:24:04so sweaty,
00:24:05under that hot,
00:24:06hot sun.
00:24:08and I just feel such compassion.
00:24:13I think about those things, too.
00:24:15So you understand
00:24:16why I can't do this?
00:24:19Not really.
00:24:21I just find it too hard.
00:24:23It is to
00:24:24give in to carnal pleasure
00:24:27when
00:24:28he sacrificed so much for us.
00:24:32So...
00:24:33You're gonna go out there, right?
00:24:45Andy, we're gonna tell him to leave on.
00:24:46Hey, Ty.
00:24:48Whoa!
00:24:50Have you seen Jake?
00:24:51Uh, no.
00:24:53No.
00:24:54All right.
00:24:58Okay.
00:24:58All right, focus.
00:24:59Focus, focus.
00:25:03Oh, there he is.
00:25:11Oh, he got me the puppy that I wanted.
00:25:28How could he?
00:25:33Sue, what happened?
00:25:35Did you guys do it?
00:25:36Sue?
00:25:38He doesn't want me.
00:25:40Because he's gay.
00:25:41No, he's not.
00:25:43He just really loves Jesus.
00:25:45Oh, come on, Sue.
00:25:47The only reason we even liked him
00:25:49is because you knew
00:25:50he was never a real possibility for you.
00:25:52Look,
00:25:53the only way
00:25:54you are gonna find out
00:25:56what kind of man you really want
00:25:57is to know
00:25:58is to know what kind of woman
00:25:59you really are
00:26:00deep inside.
00:26:03What?
00:26:04Come with me.
00:26:05We're
00:26:06to meet your dark side.
00:26:15Out.
00:26:17Everyone out.
00:26:18Out.
00:26:18Everyone out.
00:26:18Sue,
00:26:28it's time
00:26:29for you and your vagina
00:26:31to meet
00:26:31face to face.
00:26:33I really can't.
00:26:46I really don't think
00:26:47I can do this.
00:26:49I'm not letting you out
00:26:50until you look.
00:26:55I'm not letting you out
00:26:56until you look.
00:27:00Sue?
00:27:01Can you see it?
00:27:05Sue.
00:27:09I'm almost...
00:27:10I'm almost there.
00:27:15Oh!
00:27:17What?
00:27:19What?
00:27:20Sue, what happened?
00:27:21What did you see?
00:27:23A raccoon?
00:27:25What?
00:27:26You overshot it.
00:27:28Aim the mirror further up.
00:27:29I can't.
00:27:38Please don't make me
00:27:39do that again.
00:27:39Okay, fine.
00:27:41Fine.
00:27:42I didn't want to do this,
00:27:44but you leave me no choice.
00:27:46What?
00:27:47You really need an orgasm.
00:27:49Honestly,
00:27:50I don't know
00:27:51how you expected
00:27:52to ever have sex
00:27:53with someone else
00:27:53when you've never
00:27:54even had it with yourself.
00:27:56This really has to be
00:27:57your first step.
00:27:58Les,
00:27:59I'm ready.
00:28:00Coming.
00:28:01Sue,
00:28:01my black vibrator
00:28:02is somewhere in the top drawer.
00:28:03Just find it
00:28:04and use it.
00:28:06Wait,
00:28:07what does the black vibrator
00:28:08look like?
00:28:08It's black.
00:28:09It vibrates.
00:28:11Come on, Rod.
00:28:14Let's go to Sue's room.
00:28:17And don't come back
00:28:18until you have
00:28:19at least one orgasm.
00:28:20Hey, cutie!
00:28:34Cutie!
00:28:40Bullseye!
00:28:42Yeah!
00:28:46Bang.
00:28:47Bang.
00:28:49Bang.
00:28:50Good boy.
00:28:51Straighten up.
00:28:53Good boy.
00:28:54Good boy.
00:28:56He knows over
00:28:57a hundred commands.
00:29:00I'm sorry
00:29:00I can't see anything.
00:29:02That is not funny, Cheryl.
00:29:04What a bitch.
00:29:06Fortunately,
00:29:07when you're blind,
00:29:08you get used
00:29:08to things like that.
00:29:09Ah!
00:29:18Ah!
00:29:19Ah!
00:29:19Ah!
00:29:20What's wrong with this thing?
00:29:25Oh, shit!
00:29:40What's wrong with this thing?
00:29:47I meant to do it.
00:29:48How do you do it?
00:29:48Oh, shit.
00:29:48I'm sorry.
00:29:50You're the only thing.
00:29:50I didn't have to do it.
00:29:52I'm sorry.
00:29:52You're the only thing!
00:29:53I went in here.
00:29:54You're the only thing!
00:29:54And I'm sorry.
00:29:55See, I don't know.
00:29:55I'm sorry.
00:29:55I don't know...
00:29:56I don't know what I'm sure
00:29:56I don't know.
00:29:56I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry.
00:29:57You can't understand.
00:29:57I don't know.
00:29:58I'm sorry.
00:29:58Shira, what is wrong?
00:30:09Lexi, it's Jake.
00:30:12He was getting a blowjob by some pink-haired girl.
00:30:15For sure?
00:30:17I mean, I know I've been putting off having sex with him, so maybe, maybe it's my fault.
00:30:21That's no excuse. He's a dirtbag. How dare he?
00:30:25No, it's awful.
00:30:26I mean, I thought I was going to marry him.
00:30:35It's a text. It's from him. I can't bear myself to read it.
00:30:39Okay. He's looking for you. He wants to give you your birthday gift.
00:30:45Oh, I can't face him. I have to go. I'm going.
00:30:48No, you can't just leave.
00:30:51Well, I can't stay and just pretend like nothing happened.
00:30:54I mean, maybe I should confront him.
00:30:56No. He'll either deny it or admit and promise never to do it again.
00:31:00Either way, it's bullshit. I see only one option.
00:31:05I'm leaving.
00:31:06Revenge sex.
00:31:08Re- I mean, what? What does that even mean?
00:31:10It means you find a guy, you screw his brains out, and you let Jake catch you.
00:31:14But he- I mean, he doesn't even care. He doesn't even care about me. I mean, why would- He's just in other girls.
00:31:33Trust me, he'll care. Seriously, this is the worst thing you can do to him. To his ego. To screw someone else when you've never even had sex with him.
00:31:43Especially if it's with someone smarter, better looking, and with a bigger dick.
00:31:50No, I- I couldn't. Plus, I mean, there's- there's no one smarter and better looking.
00:31:56Eric! He's perfect!
00:31:58Eric Hall? Are you kidding?
00:32:01I mean, he wouldn't even be into me. He likes your type.
00:32:05Really? And what type is that?
00:32:07Slutty.
00:32:09Yeah.
00:32:10Trust me, he's amazing.
00:32:12I fooled around with him once. He has this great tongue ring.
00:32:15Oh, no.
00:32:16I could never fool around with somebody you fooled around with.
00:32:19Okay, then.
00:32:20Fine.
00:32:21We will find someone else.
00:32:23Someone that I haven't.
00:32:25Fooled around with.
00:32:29Okay, what does it matter that I fooled around with him?
00:32:32I mean, it's- you're not gonna marry the guy.
00:32:35No, I just couldn't do it.
00:32:37Fine.
00:32:38If you want to live the rest of your life knowing that you had one chance to do the right thing,
00:32:42to make your boyfriend feel like a total, worthless piece of garbage,
00:32:46and possibly even scar him for the rest of his existence,
00:32:49and you chose not to do it,
00:32:50go ahead.
00:32:52But honestly, I don't know how you'll be able to live with yourself.
00:32:56I don't know.
00:33:00But honestly, I don't know how you'll be able to live with yourself.
00:33:04I don't know.
00:33:06Trust me.
00:33:07It's going to work.
00:33:14I will intercept Jake and get him upstairs.
00:33:18Hi, Cheryl.
00:33:19Okay, let's just chat with her.
00:33:21Oh, no.
00:33:35Hey.
00:33:37Happy birthday.
00:33:37Have you guys seen Jake?
00:33:41Have you guys seen Jake?
00:33:59Have you guys seen Jake?
00:34:05Have you guys seen Jake?
00:34:09So, happy birthday.
00:34:16Do you know that most people think that the happy birthday song was from Britain?
00:34:20But it's actually from us.
00:34:22U.S.
00:34:24America.
00:34:26United States.
00:34:28I know where we live.
00:34:30Right.
00:34:31Of course.
00:34:35I know where we live.
00:34:37Right.
00:34:38Of course.
00:34:38Hey, Jesus, Erica.
00:34:45Are you going to make your move or not?
00:34:46Oh, you want me to move?
00:34:47Yeah, no.
00:34:48I can totally move.
00:34:49I just...
00:34:50No.
00:34:51You're fine.
00:34:51You're fine.
00:34:51Jake!
00:35:05So, Eric, do you want to do it or not?
00:35:09Oh.
00:35:11I'm sorry.
00:35:12It?
00:35:13What, um...
00:35:14It.
00:35:15Like, monkey boning and, like, pigs in a blanket get real nasty.
00:35:22Oh.
00:35:23Oh.
00:35:24You mean, like, uh, right now?
00:35:28I mean, well, yeah.
00:35:30You know, the sooner the better.
00:35:34Yeah, sure.
00:35:35I mean, yeah, of course.
00:35:36Um, I just never realized that you...
00:35:38I mean...
00:35:41Whew.
00:35:43Uh...
00:35:44It's just...
00:35:47You're so...
00:35:49You're so beautiful.
00:35:52Okay.
00:35:53Um...
00:35:53Hmm?
00:35:54Uh, no kissing.
00:35:57Right.
00:35:57Um, of course.
00:36:00Sorry?
00:36:03So, um...
00:36:05Do you want to unwrap me?
00:36:09Oh, wow.
00:36:09Uh, you're wrapped up like a Hot Pocket or a leftover macaroni and cheese.
00:36:15Now that you're left over, you're not.
00:36:17You, uh, you're fresh.
00:36:21Now that you're left over, you're not.
00:36:24You, uh, you're fresh.
00:36:26Organic.
00:36:28Yep.
00:36:31So, the wrap.
00:36:32Right.
00:36:33Um...
00:36:34Uh...
00:36:35Well, where's the, uh...
00:36:37It's, uh, the end is...
00:36:38The edge is, like, right over here.
00:36:39Oh, oh, yeah.
00:36:40Here it is.
00:36:40Yeah.
00:36:41It's where I see it.
00:36:42Um, let me just, uh...
00:36:43Uh...
00:36:44Ow, ow, ow, ow.
00:36:47Sorry, sorry, sorry, I, um...
00:36:49It's, it's okay.
00:36:50Here, do it again.
00:36:51Sorry, I, uh, I bite my nails, so it's a little difficult.
00:36:56You know what?
00:36:57Let, let me just lay on the bed.
00:36:59Okay.
00:37:01Uh, let me just see.
00:37:09Oh, here it is.
00:37:11I got it.
00:37:12All right, just, um, pull it.
00:37:14Uh, pull it just.
00:37:15Oh, jeez.
00:37:19Uh, Cheryl, are you, are you okay?
00:37:22Uh, uh...
00:37:24Hey, Cheryl, are you okay?
00:37:28Oh, jeez.
00:37:31There.
00:37:32There.
00:37:32There.
00:37:33There.
00:37:34Well, that was stupid.
00:37:39Yeah.
00:37:41How you doing tonight?
00:37:46You having a good time?
00:37:50Yeah?
00:37:51Jake, I think I saw Cheryl upstairs.
00:37:55What?
00:37:56I can't hear you.
00:37:58Another beer.
00:38:00Chips are so damn salty.
00:38:02Jake!
00:38:03Sorry, we're...
00:38:04Upstairs.
00:38:05Yeah.
00:38:06Hold on.
00:38:07Take a piss.
00:38:08How much beer?
00:38:10How much beer?
00:38:12Is that bad girl?
00:38:21Bad girl, bad girl.
00:38:23Bad girl, bad girl.
00:38:24Bad girl, bad girl, bad girl.
00:38:26What?
00:38:27How much beer?
00:38:28Finally, I, uh, let me just get the blinds.
00:38:46Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:38:48Um, don't, don't worry about it.
00:38:50What?
00:38:51I mean, I want us to be able to see each other.
00:38:56Oh, well, okay.
00:38:59Okay.
00:39:15Finally.
00:39:16I, uh, let me just get the blinds.
00:39:20Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:22Um, don't, don't worry about it.
00:39:24What?
00:39:25I mean, I want us to be able to see each other.
00:39:30Uh-oh.
00:39:32Well, okay.
00:39:33Okay.
00:39:34Um.
00:39:41Mm.
00:39:43Oh
00:40:13What are you doing?
00:40:25Uh, I think it's time, you know, to do it.
00:40:34Um, not yet. More foreplay.
00:40:36Huh? Oh.
00:40:43It's so good.
00:40:47Oh.
00:40:49Yep.
00:40:50Oh, my God.
00:40:52Jaw, jaw, jaw.
00:40:54What? What? What?
00:40:55Ah, ah, oh.
00:40:57Ah, dear.
00:40:59Lock jaw, lock jaw.
00:41:01Is that even a thing?
00:41:03I don't know.
00:41:06Ah.
00:41:07Are you okay?
00:41:11No, no, no, no, no, it's, uh,
00:41:13It's fine. I'm just, uh,
00:41:15I'm embarrassed. I, it's
00:41:17probably TMJ or
00:41:20fracture, swollen.
00:41:24You sure you're okay?
00:41:26Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
00:41:27Okay, great. Have fun.
00:41:29Oh.
00:41:35Now. Now, let's do it now.
00:41:37No, not yet. Not yet.
00:41:42All right, I'm gonna come.
00:41:43I'm gonna come.
00:41:43Now, not yet, not yet.
00:41:44No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:41:47No, no, no, no, no, not yet.
00:41:48Lexie! Lexie!
00:41:50Oh, sh...
00:41:51Oh.
00:41:54No, no, no, no, not yet.
00:41:56Lexie! Lexie!
00:41:58Oh, sh...
00:41:58Oh.
00:42:00No means no.
00:42:02Huh? Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:42:04I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:42:05It's been a really long time,
00:42:06and I just, I haven't masturbated for anything.
00:42:09Oh, hey, Jake.
00:42:19How you doing?
00:42:21How's it going?
00:42:22Good.
00:42:23Eric?
00:42:24Eric, help me.
00:42:26I'm glad I can't see anything.
00:42:30Excuse me.
00:42:34Cheryl's in here.
00:42:40What's up, brother?
00:42:42What the fuck is...
00:42:45Hey, wait!
00:42:48Lex, babe, I'm still waiting.
00:42:57Oh, I'm sorry. I can't see. I'm blind.
00:43:02Damn it.
00:43:03I'm gonna say something to that bitch.
00:43:06Hey, you!
00:43:07You better stop making fun of the blind,
00:43:10or I'm gonna teach you a lesson.
00:43:15I'm so sorry!
00:43:16I'll never make fun of the blind again.
00:43:18I'm flying again.
00:43:19Ah!
00:43:20What the do is a little...
00:43:21Oh, man. No more water balloons.
00:43:22Sparty's ass!
00:43:23Oh, man. No more water balloons.
00:43:24Sparty's ass!
00:43:25Oh, man. No more water balloons.
00:43:26Sparty's ass!
00:43:27Yeah!
00:43:28Yeah!
00:43:29Yeah!
00:43:30Oh, man, no more water balloons.
00:43:48This party's ass.
00:43:52Yeah.
00:43:53Yeah.
00:43:57This just isn't working.
00:44:00Nothing.
00:44:01What's the big deal about these vibrators, anyway?
00:44:06I'm careful, man.
00:44:07The lock sticks.
00:44:09Spark it up.
00:44:10Yes.
00:44:15Oh, man.
00:44:16I love this game.
00:44:17We're the controllers.
00:44:18We got to play.
00:44:19Here, here, here.
00:44:20Okay.
00:44:21Let me find another one.
00:44:25Woo!
00:44:27Look at this.
00:44:28Oh, my God.
00:44:31Pew, pew, pew.
00:44:32Oh, man.
00:44:33Get that thing away.
00:44:34Jesus.
00:44:39Oh.
00:44:42Hey, dude.
00:44:43Nice shot.
00:44:45Wasn't me.
00:44:46Whoa, whoa.
00:44:47Nice.
00:44:48Are you sitting in there or something?
00:44:49Hey, you found the grenade launcher.
00:44:50Nice.
00:44:51Nice.
00:44:52Nice.
00:44:55Are you sitting in there or something?
00:44:58Hey, you found the grenade launcher.
00:44:59Nice.
00:45:00Nice.
00:45:01Nice.
00:45:14Do you have the extra controller?
00:45:15Whoa.
00:45:16You are the controller.
00:45:17No.
00:45:18I just...
00:45:19I didn't.
00:45:20I swear.
00:45:21I...
00:45:22I...
00:45:23I swear.
00:45:24I...
00:45:28It's too late.
00:45:29What's up, man?
00:45:30I got the whistle.
00:45:31What the hell?
00:45:32I got the whistle.
00:45:33Whoa.
00:45:34Wow.
00:45:35You are the controller.
00:45:36No, I just...
00:45:37No, I just...
00:45:38I didn't.
00:45:39I swear, I...
00:45:40I don't-
00:45:41I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:45:43You're the controller.
00:45:44I just...
00:45:45I didn't...
00:45:46I swear, I...
00:45:47All right, all right.
00:45:48Hey, don't leave.
00:45:49Hey, it's Sue.
00:45:50Where you going, man?
00:45:54It's okay, um, hey, hey, Sue.
00:46:08Hey, didn't you hear me calling you?
00:46:10Yeah, I just needed to, um.
00:46:13Oh, sure.
00:46:14Uh, listen, Sue, I, I was rethinking what I said earlier.
00:46:21You were?
00:46:23You mean?
00:46:25Y-yeah.
00:46:29So you think we should give it a try?
00:46:33Can we go get a drink?
00:46:38Wow, um, your toilet's really clogged.
00:46:42You know what?
00:46:44I-I gotta go.
00:46:45Um, happy birthday.
00:46:46Uh, no, Chris, no, that wasn't, I didn't.
00:46:49Oh, God, never mind.
00:47:04This is the worst idea ever.
00:47:07I'm never going to have sex.
00:47:09Ow.
00:47:10Oh, God.
00:47:11That was good.
00:47:31give me a try.
00:47:33Oh, yeah. Sorry.
00:47:41Lex, don't be selfish.
00:47:44All right. Sorry.
00:47:46Oh, jeez, who invented this stupid position, anyway?
00:48:05Too much fucking multitasking.
00:48:08Screw it.
00:48:16I love you.
00:48:46Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, no, that was bad, that was so bad.
00:49:11Joanna, do you know a guy named JJ?
00:49:16I think that guy's name starts with a J.
00:49:22Hey, does your name start with a J?
00:49:26Yes, it does.
00:49:28So you're JJ?
00:49:30Uh-oh.
00:49:47I'm sorry.
00:49:52Hello.
00:49:53Welcome to 1-900 Confess.
00:49:58Would you like a priest or a nun today?
00:50:02A nun.
00:50:03Please punch in your credit card number.
00:50:10Please hold.
00:50:11Oh, thank goodness.
00:50:161-900 Confession. How may I be of service?
00:50:19It's been one day since my last confession.
00:50:22I accuse myself of the following sins.
00:50:24One day?
00:50:27Ow!
00:50:33Is that too long?
00:50:34I would have come this morning, but it's my 18th birthday.
00:50:37Go on.
00:50:39Um, okay, well, I've been touching myself inappropriately.
00:50:43Well, actually, I didn't know a washing machine did.
00:50:46What's your problem?
00:50:48A washing machine touched her.
00:50:52Well, you know, I sat on a washing machine and, well...
00:50:55All right, freak, time's up.
00:50:57What? But what do I do?
00:50:59Just unplug the thing.
00:51:01No, but, but I think I might have had an orgasm.
00:51:05Well, then be happy.
00:51:07You found the perfect man.
00:51:09I'm serious.
00:51:10Look, honey, you seem like a nice young lady, so...
00:51:13I'll tell you this.
00:51:16Masturbation isn't a sin.
00:51:19No contritions?
00:51:21You broke no covenant with God.
00:51:23It's not in the Bible.
00:51:25So the washing machine could touch me any time?
00:51:29Like morning, afternoon, night?
00:51:32Yes, and other things can touch you.
00:51:35Accidental masturbation is not a sin.
00:51:38Neither is intentional masturbation.
00:51:41Huh.
00:51:42God's pretty cool that way.
00:51:44He sure is.
00:51:46Now run along.
00:51:51Wow.
00:51:52How do you know all that?
00:51:54Because I'm a nun.
00:51:56Now eat my pussy, bitch.
00:51:58Huh.
00:52:00Accidental masturbation.
00:52:01Who would it think?
00:52:03Revenge sex with a stupid fucking idiot.
00:52:16God, I'm getting out of here.
00:52:20Yeah, admit it.
00:52:21I've got no game.
00:52:23I guess I'm scared of you.
00:52:25I guess I'm a beautiful man.
00:52:30Fucking douchebag.
00:52:32Damn it.
00:52:35Now I have to get laid if it's the last thing I do.
00:52:38You go, girl.
00:52:40What?
00:52:43What are you doing here?
00:52:45We needed someplace private.
00:52:47But hey, listen.
00:52:48If you're serious about getting laid.
00:52:50Yeah?
00:52:51If you want someone great.
00:52:53I mean, really, the best ever.
00:52:57No offense.
00:52:59Frank, the blind guy?
00:53:01Really?
00:53:02I'm telling you, he's amazing.
00:53:06I had food sex with him a few weeks ago.
00:53:08It was like nothing I've ever experienced before.
00:53:11It was like we used all our senses.
00:53:14Everything.
00:53:15If you're interested, I'll set it up.
00:53:21All right.
00:53:22What about him?
00:53:24Jeremy.
00:53:25Jeremy.
00:53:25Yeah, I know Jeremy.
00:53:26Hey, I think I fooled around with him once.
00:53:28I didn't know his last name, though.
00:53:30It's Jones.
00:53:31Jeremy Jones.
00:53:32This all makes sense.
00:53:33Excuse me.
00:53:34Jeremy.
00:53:35Hi.
00:53:36Hey.
00:53:37Who's on the phone?
00:53:38Oh, that's my new girlfriend.
00:53:39You'll meet her.
00:53:40Could be around like an hour.
00:53:41Wait, you have a girlfriend?
00:53:43Well, you have a girlfriend.
00:53:48Wait, you have a girlfriend?
00:53:56It could be around, like, an hour.
00:53:58Wait, you have a girlfriend?
00:54:14Oh, hi.
00:54:16Hey, Frank.
00:54:17Sit.
00:54:22Oh, you meant...
00:54:24You meant the dog.
00:54:26Relax.
00:54:29You need to relax and calm down.
00:54:42Oh, I'm... I'm relaxed. I'm fine.
00:54:44Why are you biting your nail?
00:54:46I'm not.
00:54:51How did you know that?
00:54:52Why...
00:54:55Corner.
00:55:00Sit.
00:55:02Roll over.
00:55:07Oh, you mean me.
00:55:10Roll over.
00:55:12oh you mean me oh how do you how do you want me to just like oh I shouldn't even
00:55:34be doing this but considering it a teachable moment okay
00:55:42oh see me with your hands all right you know I should really I have a boyfriend I
00:56:03shouldn't be doing this really
00:56:12mmm peanut butter
00:56:21all right great
00:56:38oh Frank
00:56:43you
00:57:08you know man dude give me a chip my chips homeboy oh give me a chip
00:57:15man my chips dude my chip give me a chip my chips guys why are you making such a mess
00:57:24sorry
00:57:29it's just a case of accidental masturbation that's all
00:57:33it's just a case of accidental masturbation that's all
00:57:39let me do this go away I got it I got it no really please I want to help
00:57:48okay everybody out leave I have to back
00:57:55you
00:57:57you're not even getting the chips they're they're over here I just I see some dust over here so
00:58:16it's just there's so much dust on this floor
00:58:23this is a dirty floor such a dirty dirty floor and I just
00:58:31I think I got all that I'm just gonna I'll see how oh
00:58:51Frankie oh my oh
00:59:10oh my oh what
00:59:17oh
00:59:19oh
00:59:21stop Frank stop teasing Frank
00:59:23oh
00:59:25oh
00:59:27sorry man we're just looking for a place to finish this road
00:59:29oh I heard something you want to join us
00:59:31uh
00:59:32no I might
00:59:33come on you gotta do it come on
00:59:35seriously guys I need to go back
00:59:37what's your dog man dude what's it like being blind of it it's trippy
00:59:45Frank Frank are we gonna do something soon
00:59:49bro you are too funny thanks man oh this is some good stuff I haven't smoked since junior high
01:00:01dude I didn't stop smoking since junior high
01:00:04wait wait I feel like I was supposed to be doing something
01:00:11damn I really can't remember this is some good
01:00:19oh no you're the devil no more
01:00:41jj uh jeremy you have to remember that amazing time we had together don't you please
01:00:49Lex I can't
01:00:52I mean I got a girlfriend I really like this girl
01:00:55fine it's just so sad because I'm wearing this
01:01:01coupless bra and I also have on crotchless panties with just a little string of pearl in front for extra stimulation
01:01:11oh
01:01:15uh
01:01:16uh
01:01:17we've got like 30 minutes before she gets here perfect
01:01:20oh
01:01:25before she gets here perfect
01:01:34oh
01:01:35oh
01:01:38yeah
01:01:40let's do it
01:01:40fuck me
01:01:41fuck me now
01:01:47what what's wrong
01:01:49I can't
01:01:50I can't get it in
01:01:52just try down there it's like desert down there it's sandpaper
01:01:56just okay I get the picture
01:01:59just try it again
01:02:03no
01:02:04why is this happening
01:02:07we fooled around before
01:02:09I was dripping wet I came like four times remember
01:02:12just do what you did then
01:02:13come on
01:02:14I already did my thing I already tried
01:02:19what what is different this time
01:02:21I don't know
01:02:23last time
01:02:27I honestly don't even know what you're talking about
01:02:30what
01:02:32you're not jj
01:02:34but your name is jeremy jones how can you not be jj
01:02:38who the hell is this jj
01:02:42where are you going we're not done here
01:02:45I can still do this I just need a little bit of fun
01:02:47I can do this
01:02:49I don't need jj I don't need anyone else we can do this
01:02:55go team
01:02:59what just keep going
01:03:01oh
01:03:07shit
01:03:19where's jeremy
01:03:21uh we were just you know from here
01:03:25hey babe just working out
01:03:32how could you you bastard
01:03:37you might want to
01:03:39what
01:03:41what
01:03:44ah
01:03:49you know those aren't mine
01:03:51at least not all of them
01:03:55what is wrong with you
01:03:56what is wrong with you
01:04:03used to be so pure
01:04:06well no more that's it
01:04:08really that's the last one
01:04:26what are you doing down here
01:04:38i'm waiting for everyone to leave so i can sneak out and get far far away from here
01:04:46what
01:04:56why
01:04:57nothing just this
01:05:00blind guy and his dog and
01:05:02oh honey it's gonna be okay
01:05:05no it's not okay
01:05:09god and you know whose fault it is
01:05:11i'm sorry it's jake's jake's fault
01:05:15that blind cheating bastard
01:05:18yes
01:05:19he is such a dickwad you need to confront him
01:05:22yeah yeah i need to confront him
01:05:25i mean it's my birthday and where is he anyway like why isn't he hanging out with me
01:05:30you know you just call him here and give him a big piece of your mind
01:05:34yeah a big piece a big old chunk of my mind a big piece of it
01:05:39yeah
01:05:40you know you might want to
01:05:43you need to look hot while you break up with him
01:05:45yeah you're right
01:05:48why am i wearing a sheet
01:05:56i'm sorry
01:05:58i just uh
01:06:00i get shy around beautiful women like you
01:06:04i got no game
01:06:13it's not important
01:06:27hey um
01:06:28eric i i can't talk right now
01:06:30no no no i really need to talk to you
01:06:31really eric i i can't right now i'm sorry
01:06:35no no no i i i just wanted to say i'm sorry about earlier and and and i'm just embarrassed and
01:06:41i don't want to make it up to you eric really i don't care it's fine no but i do
01:06:47i mean i do i care
01:06:49i haven't know how to tell you maybe because i don't know i'm a little shy but i was wondering or
01:06:58hoping that we could go out sometime soon because i'm gonna be leaving for a little while and and it
01:07:06would be nice to go out really eric you're shy you have no game
01:07:13no not really
01:07:17yeah no i can't do this sorry
01:07:18okay
01:07:23okay all right i uh
01:07:28happy birthday then
01:07:29oh i'm sorry i was trying to kiss you
01:07:43thank you
01:07:53i all suck
01:08:06here i come baby get ready for your big birthday surprise
01:08:10oh
01:08:13oh
01:08:14eric stop um we can't do this
01:08:17oh god damn it not again
01:08:18oh no um
01:08:19oh honey happy
01:08:23what the fuck is this who the hell are you dude
01:08:26okay guys don't
01:08:28oh
01:08:32baby what is this
01:08:36oh gee share here
01:08:39i've been looking for you all night and you've been
01:08:42oh man no wonder i couldn't find you
01:08:45you couldn't find me what about all those girls vaginas you were in or your penis getting sucked
01:08:52cheryl honey
01:08:54no
01:08:54we can work this out
01:08:56baby i love you
01:08:57jake no you have to go
01:08:59baby i'll be faithful from now on please
01:09:01i promise
01:09:02no jake i can't do this i'm sorry
01:09:05cheryl come on
01:09:06no jake please just go
01:09:08please come on just go i'm sorry
01:09:10you're a harmless
01:09:11bitch
01:09:12i'll get you through
01:09:15you did it
01:09:16i'm so proud of you you got your revenge sex you left him a mere shell of a man
01:09:20revenge sex
01:09:24it's really not what it sounds like at all
01:09:27right
01:09:29how it makes sense now
01:09:32wow i feel really stupid
01:09:35eric i'm really i'm really sorry
01:09:39cheryl i really liked you and you used me
01:09:44eric please don't go please eric
01:09:46aren't you happy
01:09:52well no that's not exactly how it's supposed to feel like
01:09:55you mean the sex was it
01:09:58no we didn't quite do it
01:10:01you know i couldn't seem to do it either
01:10:04i just never found the right guy
01:10:06or guys
01:10:08anyway we better get downstairs people are starting to leave
01:10:11i wonder how sue did
01:10:26can't believe she dumped me man this is
01:10:28that's bullsh-t
01:10:29god
01:10:31oh
01:10:33dude suck it
01:10:36god i'm out of here
01:10:38yeah he has good hair though
01:10:44don't you fuse on me
01:10:47and don't fuse in my car either
01:10:49right set frank's dot i might need a vacation
01:10:58take this information through your head
01:11:03oh sue are you all right
01:11:06was it from sex did you pop your cork
01:11:09i don't think so not with the guy anyway
01:11:12oh don't ask every possible object
01:11:16it's like every mechanical thing it was like
01:11:19transformers they just all became vibrators
01:11:22i told you it's indicting
01:11:28so what about chris well last time i saw him he was running away through dear life
01:11:32i told you he was gay
01:11:35well i think i'm just all cramp
01:11:40oh i think it's broken
01:11:42so wait none of us cashed an rv card
01:11:47oh joanna you're so sweet
01:11:54so let's go grab some food
01:11:56wanna go no thank you i think i should finish up here
01:12:02did you ever find that guy you were looking for no
01:12:06i don't know for some reason i just realized he needs to be my first
01:12:10or something why do you know him
01:12:15sort of oh well hey if you happen to run into him just tell him i'd like to see him again
01:12:21love him shut it you want to do it i don't want to hear it from you i want to get married
01:12:32i want to do it
01:12:33all right
01:12:51um no no way
01:13:13uh
01:13:21oh well there's always next year
01:13:49it's you
01:13:51i've been waiting for you jj
01:13:57jolana
01:14:21and when the heat
01:14:27is
01:14:35you
01:14:50wow
01:15:04that's amazing
01:15:06that's amazing
01:15:21yeah i didn't know i had it in me i guess something inspired me
01:15:25who's eric's
01:15:27that's him right
01:15:31oh
01:15:33yeah
01:15:35i have to go see him
01:15:37well i think you know what we should do
01:15:51i think it's like a good time for you i don't know what you're going to do
01:15:54i know that i'm going to do it
01:15:56and i know what you are going to do
01:15:57Sister Terese?
01:16:00Yeah, hon, there was a problem with your credit card.
01:16:04I just need the last three numbers in the back.
01:16:06Oh, sure.
01:16:08It's 271.
01:16:11Sister, I know this isn't a confession,
01:16:14but can I ask your opinion on something?
01:16:17Do you think if you do something bad that God will forgive you,
01:16:21take you back?
01:16:23Sure, hon. Why not?
01:16:26As long as you're on the right path.
01:16:29Well, how do you know if you're on that path?
01:16:32I always look for some kind of sign from the universe.
01:16:36Something to let me know that it's all gonna be okay.
01:16:40Sister, can I get up now?
01:16:44I really gotta pee.
01:16:46No! Hush your trap!
01:16:50Okay, honey, I really need to get back to work,
01:16:53but call back any time.
01:16:55I will.
01:16:56Thanks.
01:17:01Sister?
01:17:02Shut up or I'll punish you hard, you shit fucker!
01:17:05Mom!
01:17:06Eric, wait!
01:17:11Cheryl?
01:17:13Eric, um...
01:17:15Look, I am so sorry about everything.
01:17:20I was trying to have revenge sex with you.
01:17:21At the beginning, but then at the end I wasn't.
01:17:23I just didn't want to do that with you.
01:17:24The revenge part, not the sex part.
01:17:26Um, I...
01:17:27I...
01:17:28I...
01:17:29I do want to go out with you.
01:17:30And I didn't realize that until this morning.
01:17:31I mean, you're a completely different guy than you.
01:17:32I'm sorry.
01:17:33I'm sorry.
01:17:34I'm sorry.
01:17:35I'm sorry.
01:17:36I'm sorry.
01:17:37I'm sorry.
01:17:38I'm sorry.
01:17:39I'm sorry.
01:17:40I'm sorry.
01:17:41I'm sorry.
01:17:42I'm sorry.
01:17:43I'm sorry.
01:17:44I'm sorry.
01:17:45I'm sorry.
01:17:46Eric.
01:17:47I...
01:17:48I...
01:17:49I do want to go out with you.
01:17:50And I didn't realize that until this morning.
01:17:55I mean, you're a completely different guy than Jake is, and he's all over these...
01:18:02Eric.
01:18:03Come on, I gotta get going.
01:18:06Oh.
01:18:07Wow.
01:18:08Um, Cheryl, this is my sister Tina.
01:18:11Sister Tina, Tina, Cheryl.
01:18:14Hi, nice to meet you.
01:18:21So, do you mind if I call you in a few days
01:18:25when I get back?
01:18:26Yeah, sure.
01:18:34Oh, sorry, no kissing, right?
01:18:37No, kissing.
01:18:38Oh.
01:18:41Mm.
01:18:56Hey, did you ever, uh, get those flowers I sent you?
01:19:02I don't even care that you hooked up a plexi.
01:19:05Wait, what?
01:19:06I never did that.
01:19:09I mean, you don't have to lie about it.
01:19:10She told me all about your pierced tongue.
01:19:18She must have me mixed up with someone else.
01:19:21I wonder who it was.
01:19:22I don't know who it is.
01:19:23At least this birthday is over.
01:19:53Dear Lord, please forgive me.
01:20:00I mean, if you could just, I don't know, like send me a sign.
01:20:23Excuse me, excuse me, uh, do you know where the church is?
01:20:44It's on Fountain Street.
01:20:46Um, yeah, that's the church I go to, or used to go to, um, it's straight up that way and
01:20:52then left.
01:20:56You're more than welcome to come with me if you like.
01:20:59Oh, um, I don't know.
01:21:06Well, that's pretty powerful.
01:21:12Oh, 250 horsepower, 225 pounds of torque.
01:21:19Like I said, you're more than welcome to La Ponte.
01:21:23I don't think so.
01:21:25But thanks.
01:21:26What's your name?
01:21:27Sue.
01:21:28What's yours?
01:21:29Jesus.
01:21:30Really?
01:21:31Si.
01:21:32Maybe I could use the ride.
01:21:39Yours.
01:21:40Tell me.
01:21:41To be honest with you.
01:21:42I know.
01:21:43Maybe?
01:21:44I know.
01:21:45I know.
01:21:46What do you think?
01:21:47I know.
01:21:48I know it's been trippy.
01:21:49I know it's been a long time.
01:21:51I know.
01:21:52I know what this is.
01:21:53Maybe I know it's been a long time but it's done.
01:21:55It's been a long time to have fun.
01:21:56I know.
01:21:57I know.
01:21:58It's been a long time to put so long, I mean I miss anything.
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